lore-discussion

[pliant ruin]

only in infernum

[gaunt sluice]

alright

time to find a convenienly placed 3 foot ledge

[trail sable]

Also idk why but my friend is convinced Calamitas is 5 foot 2

[gaunt sluice]

s h o r t

[split mortar]

Her sprite is 1 pixel in the floor rn lol

But iirc she like
5 foot 4

[pliant ruin]

1.6 sounds about right for her

i'm around that height too actually p sure

a bit taller

[trail sable]

T i n y

[split mortar]

I think they mean 1.6 metres

[trail sable]

Ik

[pliant ruin]

i think something woiuld be deeply wrong if i was a 20 year old who was 1.6 feet tall

[split mortar]

Arent you 19?

[gaunt sluice]

not if you round down

[pliant ruin]

if im 2 months away from 20 i just start calling myself 20 anyways because otherwise i get hit with the sudden revelation that i'm old and my brain dosen't get used to it

i do that with all of my birthdays

[split mortar]

Ok fossil

[gaunt sluice]

why did I never think of that

[trail sable]

How were the dinosaurs?

[pliant ruin]

wow

mean

[split mortar]

Lol
Popcorn is like
25 or something

[pliant ruin]

what;.

[trail sable]

Imagine if calamitas' robes were actually just really long and she floats off the floor instead to look as tall as everyone else

[split mortar]

Lmao

[trail sable]

We know she can float

[split mortar]

Yeah popcorn old

[gaunt sluice]

no she just needs a menacing step stool and she'll be fine

[trail sable]

LMAO

That would waste an accessory slot though

[gaunt sluice]

what accessories do you see her using

frickin

red cape

[pliant ruin]

red balloon

[gaunt sluice]

yoraizor's scowl

[trail sable]

I don't remember what the end upgrade tree for the mana flower was but that too

[gaunt sluice]

nah she just uses the power of angy

[pliant ruin]

she ain't even that angry

[gaunt sluice]

strawberry ice cream dye

[pliant ruin]

unless ur kind of a douche then she calls u a bitch

calamitas plush that drinks all ur pepsi and calls ua bitch

[gaunt sluice]

I mean she was pretty angry before

[trail sable]

Aka if you make her live in brimstone crags

[pliant ruin]

she was zealous id say

back when she as in the yharmy

nowadays though shes more so laidback thana nything

stoner energy tbh

[trail sable]

Fighting her after the first victory feels more like her humoring you/experimenting not really caring if she wins but won't stop if you're about to die

[pliant ruin]

Fighting her after the first fight is more so just a friendly spar than anything

[trail sable]

Exactly

[pliant ruin]

I doubt her killing you is even like. canon.

Wouldn't be surprised if they made it so she just

stops the fight

[trail sable]

I don't think it is

Although is the terrarian being able to come back canon in lore?

[pliant ruin]

no

[gaunt sluice]

I mean I'd be pretty pissed if I accidentally murdered my entire family and city

[pliant ruin]

if you wanna make it so they respawn you can though

terrarian is you blank slate etc

[gaunt sluice]

nope the only fight that's canon is the one that you win

[pliant ruin]

pissed isnt the way id put it

unless there was someone to shift the blame to

in which case i'd be pissed at them and probably want to kill them

but in this case

it was myself

so

[trail sable]

Then some random fucker makes you live in said ruins of the city after you decide to give living around others a try again

[pliant ruin]

i'd just be heartbroken and depressed as shit

[gaunt sluice]

she needs therapy

[pliant ruin]

most cal characters do lets be real

[gaunt sluice]

oh yeah and she was used as a weapon by our local yharim

for who the hell knows how long

whatever almost a decade means

[trail sable]

From my interpretation, she was more so grieving, and it was your battle with her that kinda helps give closure, because in lore doesn't she fight you because she's worried you'll become like Yharim?

[pliant ruin]

ye

shes basically having a ptsd attack

[pliant ruin]

yharim

[gaunt sluice]

cuz you kill Yharon and she's like

well frick

that's not good

[gaunt sluice]

make this picture but for calamity

[trail sable]

Tbh I wonder if Yharim will become an NPC after his fight too

[pliant ruin]

nah

hes gonna die

[split mortar]

No

[trail sable]

Damn

[pliant ruin]

youll kill him dead brutally violently

[gaunt sluice]

we gonna murder that frickin

[trail sable]

That was such a quick response

[pliant ruin]

stab him 37 times

[split mortar]

Devs confirmed it and it weakens the fight imo

[gaunt sluice]

I think it'll take more than 37 stabs tbh

[trail sable]

If one of calamitas' brothers can punch shit to death why can't I? I wanna say fuck swords and punch the witch

[pliant ruin]

i love my relationship with yharim as a character
hes such a good character, probably the most well written in calamity and he's so so fun to hate

[gaunt sluice]

someone fought her with the frickin auric damage reflection

so why not a frickin golem hand

[split mortar]

Use phosphorent gauntlet then

[gaunt sluice]

it's not a love hate relationship, it's a love hating relationship

[trail sable]

Tbh Calamitas isn't even the reason I wanted to fight her, it was her brothers I was more interested in

[gaunt sluice]

rip

[trail sable]

It's like that one meme of the guy looking at the other girl

[pliant ruin]

don't they just have 1 attack each

or like 2 i forgot

[split mortar]

I think 2

[trail sable]

Ik I was kinda sad about it

[gaunt sluice]

cause they're not the point of the fight

mostly

[split mortar]

Wait no i think its 3 attacks per bro

[trail sable]

Like I wanted to know more about them and shit, because if calamitas had such great potential as a witch, what potential did her brothers have that we might have not known about or learned

[gaunt sluice]

calamitas kinda got her powers spontaneously

[split mortar]

Tbf her power isnt from her

We know this cuase calclone

[gaunt sluice]

yea

[trail sable]

Really?

[split mortar]

Yup

[gaunt sluice]

ok so

[split mortar]

Calclone is a perfect clone

[gaunt sluice]

draedon sees cal

[split mortar]

And it doesnt have her power

[gaunt sluice]

and he's like gee, I could really use something like that

[split mortar]

So its not from her

or her potential

[gaunt sluice]

replication ends with calclone yea

she can't do magic

[trail sable]

Calclone isn't a perfect clone tho

[gaunt sluice]

Normal cal breaks her out and and calclone starts getting some magic after that

[split mortar]

Yeah

The clone gets powers after meeting a powerful brimstone source

Calamitas only gets brimstone powers after brimstone elemental awakens, another powerful source of brimstone power

[gaunt sluice]

weird

[gaunt sluice]

oh yeah and Draedon pretty much says this

[split mortar]

Yup

I theorise calamitas is a sponge of sorts for brimstone magic and just

Absorbs it

[pastel gazelle]

Brimstone magic is like fire. Exposed to the right source, it multiplies and spreads.

[gaunt sluice]

The issue with that is why wouldn't she have started sponging it until the brimstone elemental woke up

[trail sable]

So they need a catalyst, isn't that how magic usually works in terraria to begin with? Like the voodoo demons drop the death sickle book, ect

So it's fair to say the voodoo demons use said books for their attacks

[split mortar]

And normal demons

[gaunt sluice]

more like the books are the demon's magic in a way we can use

in my interpretation

[split mortar]

Calamitas’ magic just
Aint naturally hers

[gaunt sluice]

except she multiplies it somehow

[split mortar]

?

[pastel gazelle]

I think it's like fire. The campfire is undiminished by the lighting of a torch.

[gaunt sluice]

she's like brimstone elemental to the power of 7 by this point right

[split mortar]

Brimmy was a lot stronger in the past

As in
Post ml strong

Cause they could destroy the city

[gaunt sluice]

ik but cal is still way more powerful now

[split mortar]

Yeah after nearly 2 decades to home her skill and grow

[pastel gazelle]

I thought that was Brimstone and Calamitas fighting, not either one of those independently.

[gaunt sluice]

yeah they fought when brimmy attacked city

[trail sable]

In that case in calamity lore (if I understood correctly) hell is Azafure, or at least the brimstone crags are. So if demons can do it naturally what if Cali's people were the same. And it was talked about how she had great potential, hence why Yharim wanted her to be trained by the archmage.

[split mortar]

Crags is the outskirts of the city iirc

-# also calamitas is a human

[gaunt sluice]

it probably wouldn't be a stretch to assume that she did have some magical potential pre-brimstone multiplier

[split mortar]

Yeah

Just not
Second to yharim level

[trail sable]

Brimstone probably just acted as a multiplier then, like a bigger version of the mana stars and shit

[gaunt sluice]

most of that brimstone power came from somewhere else

cause Draedon said he never detectec anything near that level before the Incineration

[split mortar]

I think calamitas was absorbing brimmys brimstone magic

[gaunt sluice]

tiny child suddenly has power to match literal elemental of that ability

so yeah that's definitely likely

[trail sable]

T i n y

[gaunt sluice]

this is when she was like eight

[split mortar]

And then the elemental is suddenly much weaker when we fight her decades later

Yeah

And she was smarter then the elemental

[gaunt sluice]

could be either the Incineration or deterioration over time after her defeat'

or both

what we don't know is how cal was able to get that power

and also not explode

[split mortar]

I think itd be cool if fire attacks just
Dont hurt brimmy in the boss fight

[gaunt sluice]

fight fire with fire

[split mortar]

Mana is stored in the bones, she drank her daily milk

[hoary berry]

she'd have more specific weapon resistances than astrageldon at that point

[gaunt sluice]

Mana is stored in the bones
Milk helps bones
Milk is made of mana

[split mortar]

Lmao

[trail sable]

With Azafure no longer spreading brimstone it could be that might have weakened it

[gaunt sluice]

wasn't it said somewhere that some of the gods' power came from their worshippers

[split mortar]

Brimmys domain is heat so i think the mantle and core of the earth is helping brimmy a bit there

[split mortar]

Yeah

But

Brimmy aint a god

[gaunt sluice]

fair enough

[split mortar]

And worshippers werent everything

[trail sable]

Brimstone is an elemental

[split mortar]

Just a neat little boost

[gaunt sluice]

back in mah day hell was hotter than this

darn climate change

[split mortar]

Silva is a elemental and goddess

[gaunt sluice]

silva is weird

[trail sable]

Who's Silva again?

[gaunt sluice]

Goddess of Life

[split mortar]

Goddess of life snd elemental of nature

[gaunt sluice]

reduced to fish food

[trail sable]

Damn

[gaunt sluice]

quite literally

[split mortar]

Guess which of these titles grants her near immortality

[gaunt sluice]

d r y a d

[trail sable]

Speaking of the ground, I was talking to the guide and he talked about unusual earthquakes and to be careful, does anyone know what that's about?

[gaunt sluice]

maybe destroyer?

[split mortar]

Might be destroyer reference

Oh wait

Astral

That caused a earthquake thing when it fell

[trail sable]

Astral?

You mean the infection?

[split mortar]

Yeah

[gaunt sluice]

Astral Infection

[trail sable]

Huh

[split mortar]

The astral infection

[gaunt sluice]

the one infection that isn't yharim's fault

[trail sable]

Lmao

Not yet

[split mortar]

Tbf the plague is only half his fault

[gaunt sluice]

we make it his fault somehow

hold on

[trail sable]

Wasn't that the robot's fault mostly?

[split mortar]

Yeah

[gaunt sluice]

what's the frickin astrum aureus lore

[split mortar]

But yharim broke it out accidentally

[trail sable]

Even Yharim said he hated the idea of the plague bringers right?

[gaunt sluice]

oh yea that big hole in the jungle lab

yharim made that

[split mortar]

Drone made by draedon to gather and test the infection, got infected and now serves the astral

[mighty zenith]

yeah but he also released the plaguebringer goliath out of frustration

[split mortar]

Yup

[trail sable]

Damn

[gaunt sluice]

I feel like at this point in the game he coulda put a bit more effort into it

[trail sable]

From what I understand, he also feels responsible for the ghost plantera, rightfully so-

[split mortar]

No matter what theyre getting controlled

[gaunt sluice]

I think polterghast is natural

[gaunt sluice]

oh alr

nvm then

[mighty zenith]

feels responsible but still doesnt bother going to kill it (aka doesnt care)

[split mortar]

Yup
Yharim left everyone there tk starve and thirst

[trail sable]

Yeah lol

[gaunt sluice]

misread that, invalidate

[split mortar]

The souls of hundreds to tens of thousands from yharims negligence is natural?

[gaunt sluice]

i thought they was just dungeon spirits

[pastel gazelle]

Yharon has by this point lost most motivation to do much of anything, it seems like.

[split mortar]

They are

[mighty zenith]

idk, aureus wasnt meant to be like a war machine

[split mortar]

Dungeon spirits are caused by yharim

[mighty zenith]

it could body all astral enemies except deus

[pastel gazelle]

Er, not Yharon, Yharim.

[gaunt sluice]

I don't remember dungeon lore anymore

[trail sable]

My mage friend was scared to fight Ceaseless void when we got to that point and said they were the hardest (they did a solo rouge run before) so I made us do that one first and we first tried it, he wasn't scared after that lol

[split mortar]

Big concentration camp where yharim let even the wardens die there

Resulting in many many people pissed enough to live after death just because they want to tear him spart and polter is like 70% of those souls

[trail sable]

Bro beat the game, no more progression lol

[gaunt sluice]

breaking news, man literally too angry to die

[split mortar]

He didnt

He still has xeroc to kill

But

Xeroc is uh

A tad strong

[pastel gazelle]

the eternal tale of "crusty old dude needs a therapist but makes that the rest of the world's problem instead".

[split mortar]

Just a smidge

[trail sable]

"nanomachines son."

[gaunt sluice]

xeroc is out of reasonable reach for the time being

[pastel gazelle]

like, unless I'm wrong, he's kind of just... sitting around waiting to die.

[gaunt sluice]

ehh honestly yharims original motivations were kinda valid

[split mortar]

No

It was genocide back then

It is genocide now

Nothing changed

[gaunt sluice]

I'm not saying his actions were valid

but like

[pastel gazelle]

Originally, they were at minimum understandable (an attempt to enact justice, because every god because a god due to killing a dragon).

[split mortar]

Ah misread

[gaunt sluice]

I can see his reasoning

[spring helm]

Sympathetic backstory, but still doesn’t justify the genocides

[pastel gazelle]

Currently, he's just burnt out.

[trail sable]

how did Calamitas acquire Gael's greatsword

[gaunt sluice]

not sure that's canon

[split mortar]

Reference item not canon

[trail sable]

Ik but it's funny

[gaunt sluice]

a surprising amount of weapons aren't canon

[split mortar]

She beat him in a fist fight

[gaunt sluice]

which is sad because the death's ascension is frickin awesome

[trail sable]

Because I can imagine her playing dark souls and using her construct magic to remake the weapon

[split mortar]

Endgame calamity on its way to be mainly reference items

[trail sable]

I used Gael's greatsword over all the other weapons just because of how it worked

The rage meter shooting out spirits also reminded me of the hallow knight abyss scream

[gaunt sluice]

cal playing dark souls is now canon

[trail sable]

And whenever she's losing she summons her brothers to beat the boss for her

[split mortar]

Btw calamitas was homeless when we fight her

[gaunt sluice]

yeah cal was living in a frickin cave

[split mortar]

We fight a homeless orphan

[gaunt sluice]

she just comes up and fights you no prep

[spring helm]

Didn’t Cei refute that

[split mortar]

Idk

[spring helm]

Or Rebecca

I don’t remember

[trail sable]

she accidentally burned her last home down after raging at dark souls

[gaunt sluice]

idk she currently makes a comment about living in a cave

so that's what im going off

[split mortar]

She died to maliketh blade of Michigan too many times

[trail sable]

Probably casted a maelstrom at her computer screen

[gaunt sluice]

But yeah Supreme Calamitas the hobo orphan who's been living out of a cave for over a year, probably hasn't been eating the best cause it's not like she can use her magic to catch a deer or something, and has ptsd and mental trauma

[trail sable]

That's why I put her in a nice room in the castle next to the princess at the forest

I try to theme every NPC room

[spring helm]

Put her in the Crags, for her crimes

[trail sable]

Like the guide has hell decor

[split mortar]

NOO

[mighty zenith]

psychopath statement

[split mortar]

Bully

[mighty zenith]

or alternatively

[trail sable]

I will put you in the crags instead

[gaunt sluice]

Go to hell

[mighty zenith]

🗨️

[split mortar]

Garbo can you rock react them

Thanks

[split mortar]

Rock react this fool

[spring helm]

Damn that got y’all so heated you’re stoning me

[gritty kraken]

Garbo mutant insta housing is the only correct way to make a place for npc because this is Minecraft

[hoary berry]

you won The Lottery

congrats

[trail sable]

Send the plague bringers and Goliath at his home

[hoary berry]

i wonder if anyone got that reference

[spring helm]

No

[gaunt sluice]

Apparently not

[mighty zenith]

what mutant insta housing...

🐴

[gritty kraken]

Farbo

[trail sable]

You rung the town battle bell

Congrats

[spring helm]

Are you /j or/srs

[gritty kraken]

Fabo mutant

[trail sable]

That's a reference no one will get

[spring helm]

Fabsol mutant mod

[hoary berry]

annually, this one small town throws stones at someone to kill them
the person who is stoned to death is decided via lottery

idr why they do that lottery in-universe

[split mortar]

Oh what

[spring helm]

[split mortar]

Oh its not irl

[gaunt sluice]

Oh yeah I recognize that

[spring helm]

I was worried for a second

[hoary berry]

all i remember is that my english teacher then tasked my class (a bunch of eleven year olds) to devise a system to cull a population annually

[spring helm]

wtf moist critical emoji?

[spring helm]

WW2

[split mortar]

[hoary berry]

basically told pre-teens to create plans for systematic genocide

[gaunt sluice]

I'm sorry haeh

[split mortar]

wtf it exists

[hoary berry]

really not sure what my educators were on

[gaunt sluice]

Have someone in town square put a blindfold on and shoot a flaming arrow upward in a random direction to burn someone's house down

[trail sable]

What type of headphones do you think Calamitas would wear?

[hoary berry]

i think i actually enjoyed reading it, even if it was quite dark

[trail sable]

G a m i n g C a l i

[split mortar]

The lofi kind

[split mortar]

She is british

[gaunt sluice]

Something that doesn't get in the way of her horns

[split mortar]

Nah she resta the headphones on her horns

[gaunt sluice]

Could she use them as like

[hoary berry]

<-- 🇬🇧

[gaunt sluice]

An extra hook

When she's carrying too much stuff

Or something

[split mortar]

The more bones the more mana you can hold

[gritty kraken]

This is why azafure is so advanced compared to other civilization

[split mortar]

Eat children

[trail sable]

She'd 100% be a menace in party games

[split mortar]

That or fail at all games

No inbetween

[trail sable]

fucking look at you like this before remembering she has to look up at most people to meet eye level

Or better yet she sits on the back of the couch to be taller then people sitting on the couch

[hoary berry]

that's a low blow :/

[split mortar]

Calamitas sitting on two stalls just to watch the screen

[trail sable]

No in-between

[gaunt sluice]

That's what the menacing step stool is for

[split mortar]

Killing you

Count your limbs tomorrow

[trail sable]

Well ofc it's a low blow, how else is it going to hit her

[hoary berry]

[split mortar]

She doesnt have the height fir a high blow

[mighty zenith]

hate

[trail sable]

Exactly

[hoary berry]

actually kind of looks like she's looking up at you

fitting i guess

[split mortar]

Lmao

[trail sable]

How she talks to the terrarian after they farmed her for platinum for the 30th time

Every time you beat Calamitas her stepping stool loses a millimeter

[hoary berry]

looks less like that when you look at the original image imo, but the emoji is small enough for the illusion to hold

[gaunt sluice]

How the hell you farm something with 4 invulnerability phases

[mighty zenith]

"Calamitas, it's been 5 minutes, time for another sparring session!"

"Yes, Terrarian"

[trail sable]

It's called practicing your reaction time

[hoary berry]

how yharim wanted perma to train scal:

[gaunt sluice]

Practicing reaction time does not make it faster

[split mortar]

From weapon of mass destruction to weapon of mass capitalism

[trail sable]

Before her I farmed clone Cali enraged

[mighty zenith]

bitch thinks they're goku

[trail sable]

No it just makes me less bad at the game

[gaunt sluice]

Fair

[trail sable]

And as the tank of my friend group it is important that I don't freeze up at new attacks or even the same attacks repeatedly

[gaunt sluice]

One does not tank in terraria

you simply draw attention

[trail sable]

Thats part of the reason I was able to beat enraged Jared, despite the cluster fuck of attacks he has near the end of his life

[trail sable]

Well yeah my family calls that the tank

[gaunt sluice]

fair enough

[trail sable]

Your goal isn't to tank the hits it's to take all the attention, and be able to not die

The armor is just helpful for that purpose

[gaunt sluice]

Now you can be hit three times before dying instead of two

[trail sable]

Exactly

[gaunt sluice]

Anyway literally how has calamitas been eating

[trail sable]

Probably mushrooms, those grow everywhere

[gritty kraken]

Fishing

[gaunt sluice]

Oh yea

[trail sable]

Or that

[gritty kraken]

Doing angler quest

[mighty zenith]

eating moss

[gaunt sluice]

Oh god

[gritty kraken]

And ignore what she did to illmeris

[mighty zenith]

i dont think cal could eat a fish without breaking down mentally

[trail sable]

I like fishing, from dodging literal hellfire and God attacks to fishing is nice

[gaunt sluice]

Fish is ptsd

[trail sable]

Fish = funni

[mighty zenith]

mmm mass genocide

very funni

[gaunt sluice]

Isn't that what fishing is already

[mighty zenith]

usually fish dont think and fight back and cry as you kill their family

[gaunt sluice]

Fair

I was gonna say something but then I realized that's what leads to vegans

[trail sable]

Okay hear me out

Cali can't cook for shit

[gaunt sluice]

That is a good point

[trail sable]

After all she burnt the water

[gaunt sluice]

How she gonna start a fire

[mighty zenith]

tbh from context clues she most likely doesnt know how to cook

[gaunt sluice]

She eat berries and mushrooms

and grass

[mighty zenith]

her brothers probably cooked for her, then she most likely had chefs or something that cooked for her

and then boom, living in cave

[gaunt sluice]

Can't hunt cause she just instantly incinerates everything

Probably can't fish very well

[trail sable]

Me and the boys jumping a homeless woman until she agreed to enchant our weapons

[mighty zenith]

she was most likely a forager

ate berries and stuff

[gritty kraken]

grab a sword with aflame and die

[gaunt sluice]

Time to manually rediscover which berries are poisonous

[trail sable]

To be fair she probably would survive any poisoning

[gaunt sluice]

Just burns itself out of her system

[trail sable]

Exactly

[gaunt sluice]

But it'd still probably be annoying

[trail sable]

Having to sit down for an hour or so while using her magic to internally burn the poison

Is her cloak fire proof?

[gaunt sluice]

I mean

If it wasn't

[trail sable]

Tbh she'd probably have an underlayer of fireproof clothes

[gaunt sluice]

That would be fairly inconveniencing if she didn't

[trail sable]

To both offer more protection and to help with keeping her cloak safe

[gaunt sluice]

Her hygiene is probably in the garbage

[trail sable]

Similar to what knights wear under chainmail, I forgot what it's called

[gaunt sluice]

Now that I think of it

[trail sable]

100% needs a bath after the first successful fight

[gaunt sluice]

And toothpaste

[gaunt sluice]

I always feel the need to make each npc housing with a full bathroom and stuff

[real silo]

Her shield protects her from all heat

It's like an air conditioner hamster ball

[gaunt sluice]

But then that becomes a valid housing in itself

So now someone's living in their bathroom

[gaunt sluice]

As opposed to a non air conditioned hamster ball

[mighty zenith]

you can remove one wall tile so it doesnt count as housing

[gaunt sluice]

Would you want a bathroom with a solid cut hole in the wall to outside

[mighty zenith]

yes

[trail sable]

hide it with something else

like behind a bathtub

[mighty zenith]

yeah

[gaunt sluice]

Invisible cilantro block

[real silo]

It's one of the shittiest quirks of terraria housing

I once had to spend an hour trying to make a house suitable because I didn't know there was a missing wall behind some furniture

[gaunt sluice]

That's why you do the walls first

[trail sable]

yeah lol

make the box, then you make box fancy

[real silo]

Either way the clues it's supposed to give fucking suck

Oh yes this house is missing a wall

Where

[gaunt sluice]

This house is missing a wall you fool

[real silo]

Fuckin tell me

[trail sable]

i just did!

[gaunt sluice]

Fix the frickin wall

[trail sable]

it's missing a wall!

Fix the wall!

[gaunt sluice]

Do you want a house

With a perfectly cut 2 foot square hole

It's missing a wall

[real silo]

It's like someone on VC yelling at you "over there" and pointing at their screen as if you can actually fucking see their finger

[mighty zenith]

"this housing is not suitable"

TELL ME WHY MOTHERFUCKER

[trail sable]

"this housing is not suitable"

[real silo]

and how platforms count as solid blocks but not actuated blocks

Which is what

You can walk right through both

[trail sable]

why does Calamitas have horns if she's human?

[gaunt sluice]

I didn't know that rooms being too big was an option

[gaunt sluice]

Cause she's from hell

Let's be honest

It's humans

They probably banged a demon at some point

[trail sable]

I'm not going to say what I was about to say

[real silo]

I 💥 demons all the time

[gaunt sluice]

Shoot now I want to know

But yeah now you can hang ornaments on her face

[trail sable]

trust me no-

[trail sable]

she's a christmas tree

put a car freshener on her horns, she stinky

[gaunt sluice]

This christmas tree can set you on fire

[gaunt sluice]

The frickin passive agressiveness

[split mortar]

Demons are a a different species :/

[trail sable]

imagine playing mario cart with her and she tries to throw a fire ball at you everytime you throw a shell at her

[gaunt sluice]

It's humans

[trail sable]

breaking news: it's humans

[split mortar]

Humans just be like that

Yeah but no offspring would happen

[gaunt sluice]

Guess it's just slightly demonic touches from living in hell so long

[split mortar]

Or yknow
Evolution

[gaunt sluice]

Yea that's what I meant

I can't words

[trail sable]

tbh she'd be either the best or worst housemate ever-

because i'd 100% bet she'd steal all the snacks in the dead of night

[gaunt sluice]

Why is cal playing video games now an incredibly intriguing concept to me

[trail sable]

like you have to hide snacks from her

[trail sable]

because the idea of her yelling at people through a headset while trying desprately not to rage too much and burn shit is funny

[gaunt sluice]

Yea fair enough

[trail sable]

god her playing comp games would make Azafure happen a second time

[gritty kraken]

It’s dark soul cal or hello kitty island adventure cal

[trail sable]

why not both?

red pill or blue pill? just take both

[gaunt sluice]

Do you think she'd be like indifferent to horror games

[trail sable]

she'd either not care or blow a hole through the screen at each scare

no in between

[split mortar]

She has some level of ptsd i think?

Prob explode the local house

[gaunt sluice]

Oh yeah ptsd,

[gritty kraken]

Insert a clip of that one guy punching through a pc screen from jumpscare

[trail sable]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-punching-laptop-rage-smashing-screen-gif-17930159

damn

[gaunt sluice]

Any open world game the first thing she does is discover fire mechanics

[trail sable]

[trail sable]

she'd rate it on how well the fire mechanics work

like how she reacts to the undead calling it amateur

[gaunt sluice]

Love botw then

As opposed to other ones

[mighty zenith]

calamitas plays farming games and streams them to a steady audience of 8 people

[gaunt sluice]

More than most

[trail sable]

she'd hate nameless king ngl

like fighting nameless king would make her rage so bad

[gaunt sluice]

Of course we can't let Cal discover the Internet

[trail sable]

oh hell no-

[gaunt sluice]

Genocide number 3

[trail sable]

listen i like Fire, I'm a bit of a pyromaniac. I see pretty fire lady, I like pretty fire lady

[gaunt sluice]

She could either be super chill or really competitive

[gaunt sluice]

Arson ✨

[split mortar]

What was it

[trail sable]

no, I'd rather not call myself out so early into joining this server

[gaunt sluice]

Do you think she ate luxury at frickin yharim times

Or would she be shocked by the invention of a cookie

[trail sable]

god that would be a whiplash, from being poor to eating like a royal to being in a cave

[gaunt sluice]

Yea

Welp guess we're back here again,

[mighty zenith]

definitely

considering how she was dressed and how she was basically the most important warrior in yharim's army

she definitely got special treatment

[gaunt sluice]

Yea

[split mortar]

She would be living like a rich person with tech from like a century in the future irl

Yeah

[gaunt sluice]

But no internet

[split mortar]

Proof?

[mighty zenith]

good

[split mortar]

Cellphones exist

[gaunt sluice]

Probably not enough people with that level of technology for it to exist

[split mortar]

Cellphone:

[gaunt sluice]

Given that a lot of it happened cause of draedon

During Genocide Awareness Month

[gaunt sluice]

We made a cellphone with a mirror and a pda

And where da wifi

Anyway im go sleep

I should not be awake right now

[split mortar]

Bye

[cloud ibex]

I’ve been SAYIN this

[trail sable]

ive seen so much art of Calamitas but it's never consistant if she has long or short hair

which is it?

[real silo]

Cal playing bloodborne and getting ptsd after finding out about yharnam

[real silo]

Short maybe

Long hair short hair both are cute so people just choose whichever they like more when drawing

Probably

[spring helm]

Her concept arts are ambiguous on the hair length

So people go either way

[spring helm]

Also this

[cloud ibex]

i'd say she leans more towards longer but yeah it doesn't really matter that much so people go with what they think looks nicest

[trail sable]

tbh I first thought shorter since it makes more sense if you're using fire magic

you don't want your hair catching on fire easily and long hair kinda has that issue

trust me- I know from experience

what do you think DoG does when the terrarian is still not past moony

[split mortar]

Being egotistical and gluttonous

[spring helm]

Monologuing to himself

[trail sable]

I love this one infinitely more ngl

I can just imagine him hyping himself up before going after you going "a god does not fear death, a god does not fear death, a god does not fear death..."

do we know how Azafure looked before it's destruction?

[mighty zenith]

doomscrolling on reddit

[trail sable]

lets hope he doesn't look at the calamity subreddit-

[mighty zenith]

we will get a better look at the city in the major update after sunken sea overhaul

which will be brimstone crag themed

[trail sable]

ooo like a backdrop?

I was talking to one of my buddies, I talked about how i wish the brimstone crag had a different backdrop then hell

[mighty zenith]

the current crags are basically the outskirts

but yea there will be a new background for it i think

[trail sable]

I guess I know what my next computer wallpaper is going to be

[mighty zenith]

this is my current one, got it off the calamity sub

[trail sable]

"how are you goint to kill a god devouring serpent?"

I'm going to cut it like a cake

[hoary berry]

not the sevens striker

gambling is the solution to all problems

even alien serpents capable of razing cities

[real silo]

Well she casts magic from her hands not her head so I don't think it makes a difference

[trail sable]

yeah fair

[hoary berry]

okay but casting magic from your hair is really cool

[real silo]

True

I like to imagine arisu manifests her weapon by literally morphing her super long hair into it

and then cutting it off

It's like groot using his hand to make a handle for stormbreaker

[hoary berry]

that actually just gave me an idea for an OC

[real silo]

The idea is cool but I can't imagine trying to draw it

because I haven't even finalized her weapon yet (iteration hell)

[trail sable]

my favorite new qoute is "I fought a tiny homeless woman for this sword, I'm going to use this sword"

[split mortar]

She is also poor and an orphan

[gritty kraken]

Luminite tier armors on DoG

[mighty zenith]

tbf they are meta for offense

plus the mage is running prismatic

[mild flint]

could yharim survive a nuclear bomb?

[split mortar]

Depends on the nuke

Tsar bomba is likely putting him in the grrave

A 500 kiloton nuke? Easily

[wheat walrus]

Depends

Storm Weaver storm stuff ranges between 3 to 24 megatons assuming average joe storm cloud size, but I think based on the visual effects, the total CAPE being more akin to 8-12 megatons is more fitting

Tsar Bomba as it was detonated is roughly 58 megatons, 102 megatons being the original design

Now, even if we were to ignore weaknesses, strengths and other specifics, there's a major gap between 12 megatons and 58 megatons, Storm Weaver is either done for or at least gravely injured beyond combat, and if we consider specifics then I think he's completely dead straight up

But Yharim is also wayyy stronger than Storm Weaver, so that might not apply to him

[late veldt]

noise-cancelling

[trail sable]

To block out yharon singing

[late veldt]

the pungent stinkbug:

[late veldt]

Me n Her get up in the middle of the night to eat all the Oreos and when we lock eyes we both have the mutual thought of murdering each other horribly like we tried to do a week ago

[trail sable]

That's where all my Oreos went

[late veldt]

-# c'mon is demon that hot a take in this community? the first thing they did when they vandalized the fandom wiki was to immediately put scal in a maid dress

^ Evil voice in your head

[trail sable]

Lmao

[cloud ibex]

we're not doing this

[late veldt]

Yeah understandable

[trail sable]

Thank you-

I try to avoid this as much as possible

[dusk laurel]

Meow

[hoary berry]

nya~

[stoic gulch]

Mrrp

[eternal widget]

Essential calamity lore right here

[dusk laurel]

You don't understand

Half of us are cats now

[mighty zenith]

mrrow

[dusk laurel]

mreow

[eternal widget]

its spreading

[split mortar]

Men

[dusk laurel]

mewlon gun

[hoary berry]

car

[late veldt]

ruff!!!

[cloud ibex]

[dusk laurel]

Getting 10 hours of sleep is nice

[dusk laurel]

So true

[eternal widget]

playing calamity is better

[magic epoch]

Ba

[hoary berry]

every hour of calamity played == -2 hours of sleep

[dusk laurel]

[late veldt]

I need nitro and a bark sticker

[hoary berry]

[eternal widget]

math checks out

[late veldt]

ok we don't have and dog stickers. but we have DoG stickers

wait that's an emoji I'm stupid

[magic epoch]

so sad this server doesn't make use of the sticker slots

[dusk laurel]

Eirin Keine thumby is peak

[magic epoch]

there's only 4

but there's 60 slots

[dusk laurel]

The sticker economy has been in a drought

Incredible

56 unused slots

[magic epoch]

y'know what icoulr use as a sticker

[hoary berry]

glorp version of every boss as stickers

[magic epoch]

woah did you guys see that

50 steam gift card

[hoary berry]

i didn't click fast enough

[dusk laurel]

I need some of that

[hoary berry]

been slacking lately

[dusk laurel]

Imagine one of these days one is actually not malicious

[late veldt]

yeah that's the day paper beats scissors pal

not happening

[hoary berry]

shrimply leave the scissors to rust for five decades

[split mortar]

I know what could use a sticker

[dusk laurel]

Scissors would eviscerate you

[late veldt]

yeah. stabbing is an effective form of murder

[eternal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[dusk laurel]

Epic embed fail

[magic epoch]

shrimp as that

[eternal widget]

its so over

[manic coral]

my writing has affects of people

[late veldt]

subliminal messaging

[split mortar]

Your writing caused that?

[manic coral]

@woeful karma is patient zero

[eternal widget]

pray to god a cure is written

[manic coral]

cure for what

i see no downside

[hoary berry]

join us

the infection's embrace is open to all

[dusk laurel]

Mrrrrrrp

[split mortar]

Mrrp is cringe - calamitas

[wheat walrus]

the disease is spreading 💔

[split mortar]

Spread derplamitas instead

[late veldt]

Why can the player craft exo-auric plating as a block but not exo-auric armor? are they stupid?

[dusk laurel]

Yes

[eternal widget]

yes

[split mortar]

Yes

[eternal widget]

hive mind

[split mortar]

But

[hoary berry]

easier to place thing than wear thing

[wheat walrus]

Cei is like Gore Magala of catpeople disease

[split mortar]

True

[late veldt]

mooon

[split mortar]

?

[late veldt]

don't do it

I really hope Yharim's armor has a design based on the Exo Auric plating, and it's not just golde. it looks rad as hell

[late veldt]

I mean then again in game there's gonna be like. 100 pixels of Yharim

[zinc spire]

is this xeroc?

[late veldt]

yes

pre ascension

[sleek halo]

pre ascension

[sleek halo]

tbf

i assume most of his

augments r under his armor

not actually mixed with his plating because yeah

[eternal widget]

he seems like an aesthetics guy

[split mortar]

Pre ascension

[late veldt]

yeah and the grey and orangish gold is a hell of an aesthetic

[zinc spire]

ok, so the real figure is the same as the old one?

as the god of light?

[eternal widget]

i hope he aura farms the entire fight

[late veldt]

the fight is just the Terrarian and Yharim in a mewing contest

They get beaten when Draedon figures out how to reach the Aerie after observing the player and outmews them both

[dusk laurel]

☹️

[plucky lichen]

What would you think yharims favorite food is

[sleek halo]

if he actually eats uhh

[eternal widget]

gods

[late veldt]

he seems like a nutrient slop fellow

[sleek halo]

yeah

mre type shit

[plucky lichen]

I feel like he would love honey on a tortilla microwaved

[late veldt]

or maybe the attunement has made it so that he doesn't need to eat

[sleek halo]

i kinda imagine he doesn’t eat lavishly

soldier first, ruler second

[plucky lichen]

I feel like he’s the type of guy to slap random shit together and eat it

Or rocks

Great for getting essential minerals

[spare pier]

I thank God that I decided to play Genshin Impact recently

Fontaine reignited my desire to write for Ilmeris

[split mortar]

Xeroc is the god of primordial light

First god

[late veldt]

a sentence nobody has said before

You ever think you've come up with a new scentence

[plucky lichen]

Can’t wait to see focalor’s execution in illmeris ❤️

[cloud ibex]

no i can believe that she's said it before

[wheat walrus]

only reb could say that ❤️

cosmic invention

[spare pier]

Not my fault Genshin's story is fucking amazing

[plucky lichen]

Absolute facts

[late veldt]

genshin gameplay: 🎰

[plucky lichen]

Game has its problems but the writing and world building is some of the most compelling and intricate stories I’ve ever seen in a game

[plucky lichen]

I’d say the puzzles and exploration is pretty good

I take breaks from the game but I do log on to get all the exploration down

I have 100% exploration on all of Fontaine

[wheat walrus]

always bet on emerald

[late veldt]

I am soooooo reliable you can rely on me !

[zinc spire]

so is zeratos more powerful or xeroc after ascention?

[split mortar]

Zeratros is yharim level

Xeroc would wreck zeratros shit if its modern xeroc and still likely win in a not fair fight if it were right after i think

[zinc spire]

thank u bro

[late veldt]

Exo Yharim + Yharon + Dreadon + Scal Vs Full Power Fovos

[wheat walrus]

interesting

[split mortar]

Been mentioned

One of the lore devs think everyone else would fucking barely by the skin of their teeth pull a win iirc

[wheat walrus]

but yea if ML did return in all his might like he did in the draconic era, would Yharim's forces at their prime win

[wheat walrus]

interesting

[late veldt]

teeth don't have skin

[wheat walrus]

yep they lose

[split mortar]

Look at moonlords power set

laser that covers a lot of area
Tongues that can regen moonlord no matter how many enemies there are
Generally a lot of attacks and not many condensed

Seems more fit to fight a civilisation of pretty strong guys then 5 things that can practically walk around uncontested

[wheat walrus]

💔

5 bros with the power to end a civilization

vs

1 big bro with the power to end more civilizations

[mighty zenith]

piles of omni's dust

[dusk laurel]

The legendary omnir

[wheat walrus]

nope

actually yea even as a pile of dust I'd win

[mighty zenith]

this is u

[wheat walrus]

nop

[eternal widget]

whos fovos?

[spare pier]

Moon Lord

[late veldt]

moon lord

another name for him, though neither are more accurate than the other

[eternal widget]

i wonder if well ever find out what the hell his deal is

[late veldt]

eeeeeeeevil

[spare pier]

You will actually

Next update

[split mortar]

In the next major update

We will learn

[spare pier]

We rewrote his Bestiary

[split mortar]

Everything

Of them

[wheat walrus]

nice

[split mortar]

Except maybe not biology

[late veldt]

He was sent by Hatsune Miku to destroy terraria and promote Minecraft sales

[split mortar]

Sadge

[woeful karma]

meeow

[wheat walrus]

is sso the actual next update or is there a smaller one before, asking js in case

[eternal widget]

thanks, when will that be?

[spare pier]

I know I should not be allowed near geography because I decided that

You know

[split mortar]

We dunno

[late veldt]

never

[split mortar]

Not even devs

[spare pier]

It'd be really funny if a swampy desert could exist

[split mortar]

It comes out in 4 fargillion minutes

[eternal widget]

it comes out when silksong does

[split mortar]

Could be a month
Could be 7 months

[late veldt]

it's coming out after Deltarune

[split mortar]

If it takes more then 3 months from now im going to start tweaking

[wheat walrus]

I'll allow it.

[balmy glacier]

nah, unlike silksong (which will never happen)it will come out someday

[wheat walrus]

what are the odds melon gun

people's average expectations were summer of last year

[eternal widget]

nah trust silksong and half-life 3 will release trmw

[balmy glacier]

true~

[eternal widget]

american summer?

[wheat walrus]

im in europe

summer as in june to august

of 2024 (last year)

people were setting these expectations for sso even before the bountiful harvest update dropped in like april

granted I'm quite certain we didn't really know of bountiful harvest for most of the time before it released, just that sso was gonna be the next big thing

[late veldt]

what the hell would happen if the moon lord ate an auric soul

[wheat walrus]

what if he already did

[split mortar]

Well
Not all dragons could be revived

[wheat walrus]

besides I don't think it would make that much of a difference since he's busted as fuck even compared to the dragons

[split mortar]

^

[wheat walrus]

what if a dragon ate a human soul

[split mortar]

i doubt godhood is strictly a multiplier

It prob loses its grandeur and is just a 5% stat boost for ml or something

[late veldt]

mmm yummy

[dusk laurel]

Isn't ascending additive, ascendant soul + auric soul, not multiplicative

[plucky lichen]

Snack

[wheat walrus]

yep, that's probably what an auric soul would be to moonlord in his prime

[split mortar]

Think so yeah

[plucky lichen]

Is there any reason why dreadon decked yharims armor up with exo tech even after yharim blasted him?

[split mortar]

Draedon holds no grudges and working on yharim would be scientifically helpful

[plucky lichen]

Figured

Draedon just a chill guy

[wheat walrus]

and what if attunement or whatever Xeroc (and Silva possibly) used to keep the true domain is multiplicative, idk how strong Dragon of Life and Elemental Silva were but even training aside Xeroc seems strong

[late veldt]

Yeah working with auric isn't an opportunity he gets

[dusk laurel]

Ture

That could be a possibilty

[cloud ibex]

sandswept marsh PoE2........

[spare pier]

I just realized how fucking metal jellyfish's name is in portuguese

[light linden]

hello

[hoary berry]

hello

[light linden]

hi rebecca

[spare pier]

Roughly translating it they are called fucking

[light linden]

can I ask a question?

[spare pier]

Living Water

[wheat walrus]

here in italy we call jellyfish "medusa"

[spare pier]

And yeah sure

[light linden]

are any of the other continents bigger than the heartlands?

[dusk laurel]

Yes

[spare pier]

Idk

[light linden]

welp

ty anyways

[late veldt]

I don't see why they wouldn't be the biggest, heartlands implies it's like. the heart of terraria

[dusk laurel]

It's the heart of the crusade

[split mortar]

Heartlands aint a official name

[dusk laurel]

That's why it's called that

[late veldt]

Although that could also just be because it housed the largest population. or just because it contains the heart of the world the junjle

[dusk laurel]

And Cei said there were continents larger than it so yeah

[dusk laurel]

It also had the oldest and largest city

[late veldt]

ah yeah

[dusk laurel]

So there could be an argument that it was the center of the world

But well, definitely not anymore

Okay so

@light linden

#lore-discussion message

Answer to your question

[late veldt]

Yharim spending decades and ungodly amounts of manpower to purge the continent of Peepee Boogers when some guy named "Bitch Adventure" dressed like a maid wearing a fish mask who's on a challenge run to only use items without the letter e in them destroys all of his strongest former allies:

[split mortar]

Counterpoint
You cringe

[late veldt]

what

[plucky lichen]

Yharim watching hatsune miku beat the shit out of his worm and flying parrot lizard

[late veldt]

Yharim watching Danny Devito dressed in nothing but underwear rise to his level of power:

[eternal widget]

which one was that?

[dusk laurel]

Azafure

[late veldt]

azafure

[split mortar]

Azafure

[eternal widget]

3 answers for the price of one

great deal

[split mortar]

Eat sand

[dusk laurel]

No

[late veldt]

that's a great way to have the immensely displeasurable process of shitting sand!

or more likely indigestion

[eternal widget]

or i could become the desert scourge

50/50 odds

[dusk laurel]

It doesn't eat that much sand

[split mortar]

Eat enough sand and you get both

[late veldt]

wow! a two for one deal! and it's free!

[dusk laurel]

You'd be surprise, its mouth is basically sealed when it drills through sand and sandstone

Since well, its new design is not the same as the current version

[eternal widget]

what a coward

real bosses eat sand

[dusk laurel]

Kills you

[thick slate]

no

[eternal widget]

empowers you

[dusk laurel]

Hi Coke

[thick slate]

haii

[split mortar]

Can you kill this channel pretty please

[thick slate]

why

[dusk laurel]

/ban melon gun

[split mortar]

Sillies

The silly gooberisms

[light linden]

[eternal widget]

thats what he gets for not eating sand

[dusk laurel]

👎

[dusk laurel]

Did you see it

The answer to your question

[thick slate]

too many sillies here

[mighty zenith]

this channel is nothing but sillies

[dusk laurel]

Melon makes the silly meter go into the negatives

[late veldt]

the sillies are multiplying

[thick slate]

mitosis

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mitosis-gif-5938797153464928683

[latent bolt]

silicat

[light linden]

my discord is immensely fucked rn so no

everything is tinted pink and idk why

[dusk laurel]

Oh

[dusk laurel]

Okay it's here

[hoary cape]

Did you change the theme

[light linden]

no

[hoary cape]

You are being marked as a sacrifice

[light linden]

everything on my pc is tinted pink for some reason

[gaunt sluice]

Here I am like exactly eight hours later

[light linden]

wait a second

[hoary cape]

Ah I think your video card might be dying

[light linden]

I am going to slap my brother

[hoary cape]

Did he mess with the contrast lol

[late veldt]

Drunk Princess

[light linden]

he put slightly pink tinted plastic wrap around the screen

[hoary cape]

The drunk princess would probably say that

[split mortar]

PFFT

LMAO

[dusk laurel]

[hoary cape]

Put slightly pink plastic wrap around him

[split mortar]

Put slightly pink plastic wrap around his devices

[hoary cape]

Yes

If he has glasses cover his glasses also

[split mortar]

Nah put a small thin layer of glitter glue on those

[gaunt sluice]

Put slightly pink plastic wrap over his mouth and nose while he sleeps

[late veldt]

are you Satan what the fuck

[hoary cape]

It's just a prank bro

[late veldt]

no

[hoary berry]

[late veldt]

don't do that

[hoary cape]

Nah Satan level would be to paint everything he owns pink

[split mortar]

Explain

Would it damage the glasses or some?

[indigo glade]

That is hilarious.

[split mortar]

Yes

[late veldt]

you don't fuck with glasses they're expensive as shit!!!!!

That's like. permanent!!!

[split mortar]

Oh lmao

[late veldt]

and probably blurry to look through!!!!!!

[split mortar]

Just grab a sponge and clean off the glue

[gaunt sluice]

Yea don't disrespect glasses

People are paying money to see you

[split mortar]

Ok but

Transparent potato chip looking

[dusk laurel]

No

Eye doctors after overcharging for my glasses [I will poison anyone who touches them]

[split mortar]

And you said I was the one ruining sillies

[hoary cape]

This is why I said put slightly tinted wrap on them

That doesn't damage them

It just makes the person go insane because all they see is pink

[split mortar]

True

[dusk laurel]

👎

[cosmic zenith]

Out of context spoiler of what's going on in caldev lore rn

Tyrian Fortnite

[split mortar]

Thats how they tried to fight scal

[pliant ruin]

Tyrian Fortnite

[dusk laurel]

This clearly means that there will be a Tyrian-based weapon in SSO that acts like a Fortnite weapon

[cosmic zenith]

Tyrian's fighting style is obviously based off of Katara from Fortnite