lore-discussion

[mighty zenith]

both are great

[limpid saddle]

i prefer 'psychosiscore'

[pliant ruin]

i honestly like the broken microwave bitcrunch vibe

[stoic gulch]

Breadlore

[eager bluff]

breakclore (braelore)

[split mortar]

Braelor

[pliant ruin]

Braelor

[stoic gulch]

Me too

[devout grotto]

O btw there's a new version of Ignite My Flame for those who don't know :O

[split mortar]

🐌

[devout grotto]

Same

[manic coral]

ill still never forgive others devs for veto-ing me about xeroc's hair

[mighty zenith]

havent fought it or noxus yet

[limpid saddle]

the calamity hivemind strikes again

[devout grotto]

It kinda fits imo

[stoic gulch]

Shit fire just dropped

[cloud ibex]

fumbled the emote qte

unfortunate!

[split mortar]

Nuh uh

Proof?

[stoic gulch]

🧀 was first?

[mighty zenith]

just give ascended xeroc luscious locks

that ssj3 length

[pliant ruin]

ASCENDED XEROC

IOS JUST NORMLA XEROC

[spare pier]

Y'know am I the only person who thinks that every Exo Mechs theme name kinda sucks?

[pliant ruin]

BUT WITH HAIR

[split mortar]

I don’t see that

[eager bluff]

vetoing as in vetoing him having hair or him not gaving hair

[manic coral]

if anything post-ascension without hair would make sense

[stoic gulch]

For me it is

[split mortar]

You are cringe

[mighty zenith]

ehh i think a lot of them are extremely similar

[manic coral]

pre-ascension is served ana ctual function

[pliant ruin]

No i kinda agree

[untold oracle]

Wtf that’s way too big of a change for a perfect ascension

[stoic gulch]

😧

[pliant ruin]

theres too many fabrications

stop fabricating things

[mighty zenith]

like so similar that they blend together

[limpid saddle]

will Xeroc be resemblant to human form in any way

[stoic gulch]

Meanie…

[pliant ruin]

its boring

[spare pier]

Yes that's why I think all of them kinda suck

[limpid saddle]

because if so

[spare pier]

Because I think the base is bad

[limpid saddle]

i think they should have hair

[pliant ruin]

inferior fabrications

[mighty zenith]

dei machinae is like my favorite but its not the greatest either

[pliant ruin]

superior fabrications

[stoic gulch]

Sorry for asking I forgot what fabricating is

[untold oracle]

I personally don’t like zenith fabrications

[random mulch]

cant really blame nightmare fabrications cause it was first but there are so many other fabrications

[pliant ruin]

infernal fabrications

[spare pier]

"X Fabrication" just kinda sucks to me

[pliant ruin]

zenith fabrications

STOP!!!

[eager bluff]

no actually
i was
#lore-discussion message

[pliant ruin]

BE ORIGNAL!!!

[stoic gulch]

True…

[mighty zenith]

pinpin making like 5 songs with "fabricate" in the name

[pliant ruin]

(It's not a big deal i'm exaggerating my anger for comedic effect)

(i still don't like it tho)

[manic coral]

cant i cant wait for people to actually talk about braelor and statis i-game

[pliant ruin]

same

[eager bluff]

i-game

[stoic gulch]

Same

[split mortar]

The homophones will angr

[mighty zenith]

maybe they'll stop drawing calamitas and give us the gay lovers...

[limpid saddle]

Statis my goat 5ever for those summoner accessories

[stoic gulch]

I like statis

[limpid saddle]

ong

[pliant ruin]

also excited for people to talk about amidias with him getting reworked in sso bc

[eager bluff]

homophones

[mighty zenith]

(seriously im so fucking tired of calamitas art like jesus fucking christ draw someone else)

[split mortar]

Intentional

[pliant ruin]

lets be honest who talks abt him rn outside of the lore subcommunity

😭

[untold oracle]

The thing is I like catastrophic fabrications (fabrications fabrications ahhhh draedon stop!) And zenith fabrications ruin it as I find it kinda mid

[mighty zenith]

(theres so many cool designs in this mod why do you just draw generic anime calamitas)

[pliant ruin]

but funny brimstone witch...

[random mulch]

personally i do like the perfect machines 2, is good song

[untold oracle]

The fight doesn’t need 2 themes imo

[manic coral]

i cant wait for people to get upset that they have to do a small questline to unlock an npc

[pliant ruin]

people draw draedon and yharim alot too

its usually those 3

[mighty zenith]

agreed

[limpid saddle]

Because she has the simplest design & is the face of the mod

[mighty zenith]

catastrophic worked perfectly fine

zenith just... sounds off

[split mortar]

Dog is also quite iconic

[limpid saddle]

& artists only other options that are people that show up in the mod are old man & robot

[pliant ruin]

also fish

[eager bluff]

zenith fabs works but like
vastly prefer catastrophic

[pliant ruin]

don't forget fish

[mighty zenith]

give me more aureus

[cloud ibex]

iunno if she's the face of it

[limpid saddle]

drawing dog is like a personal challenge in pain

[mighty zenith]

i need a new pfp

[eager bluff]

holy shit lgl

[pliant ruin]

id say she is

final boss

mod is called CALAMITY mod

[limpid saddle]

Mf she is literally in the name

[eager bluff]

the face is dog

[pliant ruin]

wouldnt say that

[mighty zenith]

i feel like in the mod community she is the most popular

[pliant ruin]

i think dog is one of the most iconic bosses but not the most iconic

[cloud ibex]

yea i'd argue DoG has a bigger claim to that throne

[mighty zenith]

but DoG is most popular outside of the smaller cal community

[random mulch]

the other final boss doesnt get as much attention as clamitas

[pliant ruin]

2nd or 3rd honestly

[cloud ibex]

he's an og

[mighty zenith]

ehh i see more people talk about DoG in non-cal spaces than calamitas

[pliant ruin]

id say dog is either 2nd or 3rd to yharn because bla bla bla message master bla bla bla

[spare pier]

DoG is absolutely the most iconic Boss in the Mod

[untold oracle]

Grrahh stop drawing her like that she does NOT care about you she wouldn’t let you even near her I think if your name doesn’t start with perma and end with frost

[cloud ibex]

the other final boss is also several years younger

[deft vessel]

I see both equally as much

[devout grotto]

RotJD is peak karaoke material

[eager bluff]

yharns song is iconic but yharn himself isnt as iconic as dog

[pliant ruin]

fair point

[untold oracle]

True

[mighty zenith]

yharon is prob third place

[stoic gulch]

What’s statis lore now again

[pliant ruin]

hes gay

[stoic gulch]

Isn’t he gay

[pliant ruin]

also some other things

[limpid saddle]

Yharon rework is gonna be salvation bro

[pliant ruin]

yeah

[stoic gulch]

Damn

[stoic gulch]

🐌

[pliant ruin]

ok jokes aside

[cloud ibex]

gay man fell victim to faustian rat bastard

[eager bluff]

gay and got chucked into SuperHell before subsequently getting kicked out

[devout grotto]

Like I love singing along to the chorus

[deft vessel]

Wokealamity smh

[pliant ruin]

onyx kinsman (group that worships slime god and signus), fought yharim with his bf (braelor)

was sent to the distortion by DoG while they were nearly winning

[eager bluff]

they stole his limbs too

[pliant ruin]

but got out through a deal with devil from the bible

(signus

but he lost his limbs yeah

[spare pier]

Can't wait for SSO to happen so you can Know About Things Statis Did

[untold oracle]

A fine addition to the collection

[stoic gulch]

Is that shadow the hedgehog fandub reference

[light linden]

Hi rebecca

[stoic gulch]

Or just a joke

[split mortar]

He outruns xeroc

[pliant ruin]

(yes

[untold oracle]

Please say he’s at least country level

[limpid saddle]

so does he crawl along the floor now or do somersaults with his stubs

[stoic gulch]

[spare pier]

Statis is Your Mom Level

[pliant ruin]

has prosththics

[split mortar]

There’s concept art somewhere

[eager bluff]

he has prosthetics

[spare pier]

He bangs your mom that's his feat

That's the second confirmed thing about the Terrarian

[eager bluff]

damn just like red, splatting mothers...

[spare pier]

Statis fucked your mom

Sorry the demons won

[pliant ruin]

: (

[split mortar]

Status bi

[limpid saddle]

Is that what starts the Terrarians journey

[spare pier]

[pliant ruin]

i'm gonna leave this chat i think !

[split mortar]

Up to you

[split mortar]

:(

[limpid saddle]

worst decision ever made

[spare pier]

Anyways let's get normal again

Sorry the voices won there

[stoic gulch]

Multiversal?

[eager bluff]

not possible anymore

[split mortar]

Beyond

Beyond even base maccao

[stoic gulch]

Multiversal+

Real

[spare pier]

Cheese you're the Moderator stop hell from breaking loose

[untold oracle]

Uhh marine biology smth smth

[spare pier]

Also kill me if you so desire

[stoic gulch]

I can stop

[untold oracle]

You can cancel me if you want

[eager bluff]

:hairboom:

[pliant ruin]

hi i'm back

[limpid saddle]

[stoic gulch]

What’s bralor lore then

[strange stump]

yall need secret police over here to maintain order

[untold oracle]

:D

[stoic gulch]

Hallo

[stoic gulch]

Real

[hollow osprey]

does the torch god imply a torch dragon

[pliant ruin]

hes also gay!

and some other things

[untold oracle]

No

[split mortar]

Gay

[hollow osprey]

sad

[pliant ruin]

ok once again he was the champion of silva, the goddess of life, fought yharim to a standstill, is currently stuck in the distortion

also he's gay

[eager bluff]

gay and got sent to SuperHell before subsequently getting Not kicked out

[stoic gulch]

I know that he’s gay I want to know the details

[untold oracle]

Btw braelor is gay

[pliant ruin]

true

[split mortar]

Gay with statis

[stoic gulch]

[spare pier]

Also he's the bottom

[stoic gulch]

Is goozma still a thing btw

[untold oracle]

No

[stoic gulch]

Or is it just slime god

[split mortar]

:/

[limpid saddle]

tragic

[stoic gulch]

w h a t

[untold oracle]

^ !

[spare pier]

They asked for the details

[eager bluff]

hasnt been for like 5+ years

[limpid saddle]

Well we still have hotog

[stoic gulch]

Coolsies

[stoic gulch]

Astrageldon better than goozma

Either way

[limpid saddle]

which is one word off of hotdog & thats a little funny

[stoic gulch]

We usually say hotg

[eager bluff]

whenever noxus existed is when the gooz stopped doing that

[stoic gulch]

Which is dumb

[limpid saddle]

im calling it hotdog now

[stoic gulch]

But it’s similar to wotg

[strange stump]

taken out the back and shot

[pliant ruin]

reb

[split mortar]

Goozma was slime gid but ate every slime and was. Beyond yharim or something

Goozma got replaced with noxus

[untold oracle]

Exactly, I advocate the mod name to be changed to Hunt of the Deadly Old God

[pliant ruin]

this server has

children on it

[spare pier]

Sorry

[pliant ruin]

garbo you're a MODERATOR

[untold oracle]

Cheese

[pliant ruin]

i'm killing all of you

[spare pier]

Ok that's very funny

[mighty zenith]

no im not

[spare pier]

[untold oracle]

Kill rebecca and garbo

[split mortar]

Their mold fooled you smh

[mighty zenith]

im a

[limpid saddle]

they deserve it after that

[mighty zenith]

rator

[stoic gulch]

Kill me so I can say I’ve been killed by 🧀

[mighty zenith]

wraaar

[stoic gulch]

It’ll be my 16th death

[split mortar]

Moldy uncovered being

[pliant ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1205460039943323688/creature_1.gif

[mighty zenith]

tru

[frosty shale]

i feel like the meme of the pizza delivery guy walking in and seeing an apartment on fire and a mess everywhere

the hell did I walk into

[stoic gulch]

Woof

[split mortar]

Lmao

[pliant ruin]

everyone shut up

stop saying weird shit

look at this dog

[untold oracle]

Hey stop posting pics of me 3:<<<

[split mortar]

Reb saying weird stuff

And garbo

Oh hey Omni

[mighty zenith]

i would never

[wheat walrus]

4D 🙏

[frosty shale]

I picked the perfect time to open lore-discussion
Pure chaos it seems

[split mortar]

Lmao

[stoic gulch]

Can you guys say the complete lore of Jared?

[pliant ruin]

look at this dog

[manic coral]

(we had a real discussion about this on caldev)

[eager bluff]

mod abuse kill them

[stoic gulch]

I know he’s like stronger than dragons and half dragon

[pliant ruin]

ok so theres a eidolon wyrm

[stoic gulch]

Like dragon ansestor

[pliant ruin]

but its really fucking old

and also silva blessed it

thats literally it

[pliant ruin]

CEI

PLEASE

[eager bluff]

also it hates xeroc

[pliant ruin]

it does htae xeroc

[stoic gulch]

And he’s our boy as well >:0

[pliant ruin]

true

[limpid saddle]

thats not a dog thats a dude

[manic coral]

(i'm not kidding we actually got taylor and ozzatron in on the discussion)

[pliant ruin]

my bad i meant dawg

[manic coral]

anywyas

[split mortar]

First eidolon wyrm
Old as balls
Oldest offshoot
Blessed by silva
Hates usurped primordial light (anyone but Zeratros using pl)
Hates xeroc

[manic coral]

fuck you

he'd be a catboy

[mighty zenith]

cheese racist ⁉️

[pliant ruin]

he's a dawg because he's a homie

[wheat walrus]

While you'll be no more, I'll be free let it be known 👑👏

[pliant ruin]

ok true

[frosty shale]

what factors led you to that conclusion

[pliant ruin]

STOP

TALKING

ABOUT IT

[frosty shale]

-# i'm KIDDING

[mighty zenith]

can we drop that now

[frosty shale]

-# please don't say more

[untold oracle]

Cheese crashing out

[pliant ruin]

i'm blaming this entirely on the development team

[mighty zenith]

lets ban them

[pliant ruin]

the fault lies within calamity mod

[untold oracle]

Ban ALL devs

[pliant ruin]

i am ahab

i am ahab i will kill the whale

[untold oracle]

Ban CALAMITY MOD

[stoic gulch]

Do we know where the elementals came from

[pliant ruin]

i asume they just existed

since like

always

[manic coral]

i would jokingly say that we writers have our priorities straight

[stoic gulch]

Literally me

[mighty zenith]

is there an elemental avatar

[spare pier]

Too late, Cheese

[manic coral]

but given it's braelor and statis

clearly not

[untold oracle]

NOT straight

[spare pier]

I have already killed all whales

[mighty zenith]

dont lie to me

[stoic gulch]

[mighty zenith]

you are the least straight person i know

[stoic gulch]

They’re so cool how dare you

[mighty zenith]

maybe next to octo

[wheat walrus]

Yalls priorities are gay

[frosty shale]

"don't worry we have our priorities gay statis and braelor lore"

[pliant ruin]

is this a challenge

[stoic gulch]

What is this chat man

[deft vessel]

The space bends around you

[frosty shale]

calamity mod needed more gay

[manic coral]

no

it's a fact

[untold oracle]

Peak

[stoic gulch]

Like true

It’s hilarious

But still

[spring helm]

wtf wires_catlamitas pfp?

[stoic gulch]

Yes

[deft vessel]

Gayness battle

[untold oracle]

Famous

[pliant ruin]

Sanguine Pointilism

[limpid saddle]

how freaky are statis & braelor

[pliant ruin]

Sanguine Pointilism

Sanguine Pointilism

[stoic gulch]

If you know who did it please tell me I don’t know who

[pliant ruin]

Sorry i'm just straight up going insane now

[mighty zenith]

no more

[deft vessel]

He did it

[spring helm]

You are talking to him

[mighty zenith]

🛑

[stoic gulch]

s t o p

[pliant ruin]

i'm actually gonna put slowdown on this chat man if you guys keep talkinga bout this

[stoic gulch]

Sick

[manic coral]

they've held hands before

[stoic gulch]

Uhh how do you credit someone

[mighty zenith]

mute everyone except the mods

[untold oracle]

Aww

[stoic gulch]

In your description

[mighty zenith]

moderator discussion

like some sort of

[frosty shale]

wholesome

[hoary cape]

Demoting Garbo real quick

[mighty zenith]

moderator-corner...

[spring helm]

Strange feeling

[mighty zenith]

[pliant ruin]

its like some sort of # SQUID GAMES

sorry

its like some sort of

SQUID GAMES

[deft vessel]

Flayed

[pliant ruin]

i think i'm actually just going insane

[mighty zenith]

it's like he's in some king of nightmare golden freddy

[untold oracle]

You have played these games before

[wheat walrus]

haiii pookie @bright sorrel 2017 Kong VS Yharon who wins also where did 2017 Kong scale even I forgor

[manic coral]

were you not already insane

[hoary cape]

No squid game talk you are going to make me post a meme via me texting and posting it

[deft vessel]

She is becoming insane squared

[pliant ruin]

usually when i go insane its the voices taking over now i'm just going insane myself

[manic coral]

https://tenor.com/view/wing-gaster-chara-gif-460255226754081608

[hoary cape]

Not an image

[split mortar]

We know they shared a room in illmeris one time

That’s it we don’t know what happened when they were at illmeris other then that

[wheat walrus]

folden greddy

[frosty shale]

oh my god they were roommates

[pliant ruin]

they were roommates...

[mighty zenith]

why is fold greedy

[deft vessel]

Or you have become the voices

[mighty zenith]

is he sin?

[untold oracle]

Nah he cos

[split mortar]

Obviously tan

[pliant ruin]

he tan........

[frosty shale]

smh forgetting arccosecant

[pliant ruin]

that sounds like the name of a a very obscure vegetable

[wheat walrus]

All the girls are garlic garlic

[pliant ruin]

hey were there any cool unique underwater crops in illmeris

[mighty zenith]

carrotfish

[split mortar]

Polyperil

[mighty zenith]

potatofish

[untold oracle]

Not again not again

[mighty zenith]

pumpkinshark

[deft vessel]

Fishfish

[pliant ruin]

can u guys add like a sea tomato

[untold oracle]

Add squid cat

Whatever it was called

[stoic gulch]

Slug cat?

[split mortar]

Ah fuck what was it called

[split mortar]

No

[untold oracle]

Dumbo octopus?

[split mortar]

DUMBO

[untold oracle]

🐌

[untold oracle]

There’s rain in the world

[split mortar]

I AM GOING TO GRIND YOU DOWN TO FUCKING HYDROGEN

[wheat walrus]

my pookie curse did nothing wrong he's just a silly ❤️

[frosty shale]

threats of fission, that's a new one

[pliant ruin]

thsi world

[stoic gulch]

I actually need some hydrogen for an experiment

[pliant ruin]

its raining on it

[wheat walrus]

watch out lil bro with that flame you aint do nun

[stoic gulch]

And it has a risk of rain

Like seriously

[pliant ruin]

and we must make sure we don't starve, together

[stoic gulch]

I know they’re desperate games

Seperete

[untold oracle]

Nefarious

[stoic gulch]

Sperate

[frosty shale]

seperate?

[untold oracle]

Septateeer

[stoic gulch]

Sepereta

[untold oracle]

Separate

There

[frosty shale]

sepulcher

[stoic gulch]

Ye

[strange stump]

we must activate project zomboid

[split mortar]

Noticed your pfp is the cal wires popcorn drew

[stoic gulch]

Yes

I tried to credit them but idk how

I asked them and it’s fine without credits

[stoic gulch]

It’s a very good drawing

[split mortar]

Whar

[untold oracle]

Wow

[split mortar]

Forward not bypass now???

[stoic gulch]

I’m guessing this is calcreature

[untold oracle]

Hold on

Let me check

[split mortar]

Yea

Or is it cause I’m warned

[stoic gulch]

CALCREATURE!!!!

[stoic gulch]

I love my cal creatures

[untold oracle]

Works

[split mortar]

Ah it’s due to warn

[stoic gulch]

Les go

[stoic gulch]

Did you get warned cause of the strobbery?

[untold oracle]

Unjust warn imo from what I heard :/

[split mortar]

It was just

I sent terrarian sticker

[stoic gulch]

Mods are tired of it

[untold oracle]

One sticker??

[stoic gulch]

Apparently

The terrarians lore is up to you!!!

[untold oracle]

Banned

Grinded down to dust

[split mortar]

Not the place for mentioning this

[stoic gulch]

Real

[stoic gulch]

Don’t make me into bonemeal :(((

[split mortar]

I will grind you down until you are but only flesh

[stoic gulch]

How

[untold oracle]

I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy

[stoic gulch]

My flesh rotted away years ago

[split mortar]

:)

[stoic gulch]

I’m more plant than flesh

[stoic gulch]

Real

[wheat walrus]

Calmain moderators when power bottom talk VS Calmain moderators when terrarian lore meme

[hoary cape]

Can you guys not

[stoic gulch]

Sure

[frosty shale]

-# don't start this again

[untold oracle]

true :/

[stoic gulch]

I can’t acces lore docs the hell

[light linden]

[wheat walrus]

Aight but you late to the party 🥹

[hoary cape]

Skill issue?

[stoic gulch]

:((

[hoary cape]

I just popped in lol

After being away for like ten minutes

[split mortar]

You missed reb and garbo saying braelor

[mighty zenith]

[stoic gulch]

You should’ve been here so it didn’t erupt into chaos

[split mortar]

Cheese and garbo were here
Lore chat is just too chaos to be contained

[stoic gulch]

What is skeletron lore btw

[hoary cape]

I have classes to go to okay I was getting ready for that 💀

[stoic gulch]

Is it like a guardian

[stoic gulch]

Is ok

[split mortar]

Curse out on thief

[stoic gulch]

So it literally is me

[split mortar]

The curse kills those who come across the old man and try to enter

[mighty zenith]

cultists put a curse on the old man for trespassing

[hoary cape]

It's the banned mod 🔥

[split mortar]

So if you never come across the old man and enter the dungeon the. The guardian would not attack you

[stoic gulch]

I stop peeps from going into the dungeon cause I rent it out

[light linden]

?

[stoic gulch]

And I’m guessing I was like that

[hoary cape]

We banned Garbo

But they are immune

[split mortar]

Curse was put on to stop people feeding Polter and instead kill them before they feed it

[stoic gulch]

-# not skelli lore…

But cool

[hoary cape]

Yes

[stoic gulch]

I love skeletron

[hoary cape]

Skeletron is that curse

To stop polter

[untold oracle]

How could I tell….

[stoic gulch]

I am a curse to all of you

[mighty zenith]

that's right...

i am legion...

[stoic gulch]

Yay

[stoic gulch]

I don’t know…

[hoary cape]

What if I were to change your name to skeletron hater

[split mortar]

Yes

[hoary cape]

I wouldn't, but what if

[latent bolt]

skeletron kisser

[hoary cape]

Shush

[latent bolt]

[stoic gulch]

I would explode

I will

Spray water at you

[hoary cape]

Okay I am doing it

[stoic gulch]

NOOO

[hoary cape]

I would get canceled for mod abuse so don't worry

It's not worth that

[stoic gulch]

Nah it’s fine

It’s a joke

I know it’s a joke

[mighty zenith]

can confirm

im always watching wazowski

[hoary cape]

So I got to simply remove Garbo

Then I can win

[stoic gulch]

Real

[hoary cape]

Skeletron is cool though

[mighty zenith]

good luck

[hoary cape]

Go back to your cage with aureus plushies

[stoic gulch]

Agreed

-# if you can tell

[limpid saddle]

I've always found it really funny how upset Dreadon gets at the Terrarians names for things

[hoary cape]

I mean I understand I get upset when people name things wrong

[limpid saddle]

He lets them have Miracle Matter & thats by a hair

[hoary cape]

It's hard not to correct them

[frosty shale]

If he wanted us to not call it miracle matter he should've discovered it first

[limpid saddle]

I could feel the anguish in those quotation marks when he had to call HX-04 or whatever Skeletron Prime

[mighty zenith]

tbf what kinda fucking name is "The Destroyer"

[frosty shale]

Doesn't Draedon say "yeah well you were the one to invent miracle matter, so fine"

[stoic gulch]

Skellitron

[limpid saddle]

Yup

[mighty zenith]

like yep that thing sure odes destroy

[stoic gulch]

[hushed geyser]

What they called me in college

[mighty zenith]

bannee

banned and never come back

[hushed geyser]

Mod abuse 💔

[limpid saddle]

Omnious?

[frosty shale]

HM-01, HS-00x and HS-00y, HF-04 I think are the formal designations

[limpid saddle]

i guess?

[mighty zenith]

@wheat walrus

[stoic gulch]

That is way worse

[limpid saddle]

Its less of a name & more of a title

[frosty shale]

it's HM-03 for Destroyer, not 01

[mighty zenith]

except its JUST the title

[frosty shale]

but yeah

[hoary cape]

The twins is clearly a based name draedon is just salty that we are better at naming then him

[wheat walrus]

[frosty shale]

and HSx-00 and HSy-01 for Twins

[mighty zenith]

tbf spazmatism and retinazer are leagues better than the other names

[stoic gulch]

I would name destroyer snake cause he’s adorable

And I’m bad with bames

Except summon weapons

[frosty shale]

The "Mechanical Trio", as most call them, are what you annoyingly refer to as The Destroyer, Retinazer & Spazmatism, and, though it pains me to call it this, "Skeletron Prime". While you may be an exceptional individual, I question your naming capabilities. For your information, their formal designations are HM-03, HSx-00, HSy-01, and HF-04 respectively.

[stoic gulch]

Skelli mechi is good as well

[hushed geyser]

No that is not solid snake

[limpid saddle]

Imagine how funny it would be if you refought the mechanical bosses after communicating with Dreadon & their boss bar read their formal designation & the Terrarian name in quotation marks

[frosty shale]

draedon be like 🤓 ☝️

[stoic gulch]

Petition to be able to rename the mechs so I can name skelli mechi skelli mechi

[stoic gulch]

Not like metal gear

Like

The snake

🐍

[mighty zenith]

would be kinda funny but it would bring rematches into question lorewise and im already tired of arguing with ppl about that

[hushed geyser]

Too late

[stoic gulch]

[limpid saddle]

Awww....

[frosty shale]

calamitas already has a different rematch

new lines and unhooded

[mighty zenith]

yes but the calamitas rematch makes sense

[frosty shale]

instead of "you're a monster" it's like "damn bro gg"

[mighty zenith]

the mechs explode
you take the souls from inside them

how do you rematch that

[frosty shale]

I guess so, you never actually kill her

[stoic gulch]

My brother plays league so wrong

(Skelli mechi is my brother)

[mighty zenith]

my condolences

[stoic gulch]

Thank you

This is why he should be named not prime

[mighty zenith]

hope he recovers soon 🙏

[stoic gulch]

I am better

[stoic gulch]

Me too

[frosty shale]

just donated $500 to league, hopefully they find a cure 🙏

[stoic gulch]

Impossible

[untold oracle]

Buy yhoin

[stoic gulch]

Yharim coin?

[frosty shale]

yharim crypto scam

the real reason draedon left

[pliant ruin]

buy yharim

[frosty shale]

yharim wouldn't stop asking draedon to use the exo mechs to advertise yhoin

[stoic gulch]

You guys should buy [Doge Coin] for 49:99 $ and you won’t make your money back

[strong notch]

nah

how about DoG coin?

[frosty shale]

people always talk about "get rich quick" schemes, but never about "get poor quick" schemes
we here at cryptocurrency provide the solution, for all your "get poor quick" needs

[random mulch]

invest in cosmilite and stash it away

[frosty shale]

invest in yhoin today

this message brought to you by yharim

[mighty zenith]

it's called gambling

[frosty shale]

gambling, crypto, pyramid schemes
all get poor quick schemes

[stoic gulch]

What’s a pyramid scheme

[frosty shale]

it's like

[stoic gulch]

Seems pyra MID

[mighty zenith]

buying pyramids

or stealing them like vector from despicable me

[stoic gulch]

Damn

[frosty shale]

someone gives you, say $100
in exchange, they get 10 other people to give them $100

but you take a cut of those $100

and then those 10 people... etc.

if you don't think about it

it sounds reasonable

but mathematically

you just lose

unless you're the person who starts it

[stoic gulch]

So like a pyramid

[frosty shale]

sure

[stoic gulch]

💥

[stoic gulch]

He’s me

I’m him

[frosty shale]

other ways of getting poor quick also include using a monetary system printed only on paper, then being very clumsy and living in flammable conditions

[stoic gulch]

One day I will posses vector from the hit movie despicable me

[magic zenith]

Those who lore button ->

[stoic gulch]

Aired in 2010

[stoic gulch]

Whahuh

There’s nothing there

[wheat walrus]

_ _

[frosty shale]

this is why residents of azafure don't accept american dollars

because it just burns when they try to hold it

[stoic gulch]

Must be bad for them

Money is like

Worth a lot

[frosty shale]

i hear a $20 bill

is worth around

$20

if you can believe it

[stoic gulch]

Nah I can’t

[split mortar]

This topic is such on

[stoic gulch]

[magic zenith]

✅

[frosty shale]

we are on topic
we're talking about the monetary systems of azafure

[stoic gulch]

Ye

Exactly

[frosty shale]

and how yharim coin (yhoin) provides the perfect solution

[stoic gulch]

They probably used trading marketing or coins

[frosty shale]

you know, as written in the lore

[magic zenith]

What's sepulcher?

[frosty shale]

worm summoned by calamitas

[stoic gulch]

Cute boy

[frosty shale]

if you find "souls of the damned, cursed beyond redemption" cute

[pliant ruin]

bone worm

[frosty shale]

it has like, 24 arms

that's too many arms

two maximum

[stoic gulch]

I have four arms sometimes

[deft vessel]

Thats armist

[frosty shale]

four if you're General Grievous

[stoic gulch]

You’re mean

[stoic gulch]

Nah in death mode

[magic zenith]

Heh... Just like..... Me peanith 😋

[stoic gulch]

Or eternity mode

I forgot

[frosty shale]

those are hands, not arms

hands are fine

[stoic gulch]

There’s also arms

[frosty shale]

you can have hundreds of hands

[stoic gulch]

Not shoulders

But arms

[dusk laurel]

[frosty shale]

they're not directly connected to skeletron

so they're just extensions of the hand

[untold oracle]

No fucking way a shitty joke I made two days ago ended up in an actual discussion

[frosty shale]

could be wrists, who knows how long the arms really are

[stoic gulch]

You misspelt my name and it’s connected via the soul

And curse

[frosty shale]

my bad

i'm not familiar with curses

[split mortar]

Like what Rebecca and garbo said was any better

[stoic gulch]

I actually move around my body like a marionette so your actually correct

[frosty shale]

i mean you mentioned it here

[dusk laurel]

I just finished backreading

dummy

[split mortar]

Omfg this is just xeroc tax incident again?

[dusk laurel]

.

[stoic gulch]

n o

d o n o t

[frosty shale]

Yharim has to pay for DoG's armour service somehow

[untold oracle]

Newgens won’t understand…

[frosty shale]

cosmilite isn't cheap to maintain

[stoic gulch]

Ok I’m eating food back in a while

[split mortar]

True…

[dusk laurel]

It's insane to think about this

[untold oracle]

I imagine cosmilite is pumped like oil and it’s extremely rare nature causes most cosmilite products being just steel dipped in cosmilite as pure cosmilite is notoriously expensibe

[stoic gulch]

I’m new and I get it

[split mortar]

Then explain

[limpid saddle]

It's not MY fault that the Calamity autism activation coincided with the release of the Yharon plushie

[dusk laurel]

My Calamity autism was long before that

[split mortar]

My autism “activated” months ago

And uh

[limpid saddle]

Mine was like a sleeper agent

[split mortar]

Technically been active since I was 9

[limpid saddle]

engrained since like 2 years ago

[split mortar]

I’m now 17

[dusk laurel]

So you're 2 days old

Got it

[strong notch]

people just sharing their age like that fr?

[split mortar]

Yeah

[limpid saddle]

I should donate $50 to the calamity patreon & request a summoner weapon that is a Bayonetta reference

[split mortar]

Donor items not happen anymore

Been the case for years

[dusk laurel]

No more patron weapons

[split mortar]

It’s a big backlog

[untold oracle]

My calamity autism activated last summer and I think after 35000 words of writing fanfic It’s starting to go away

[dusk laurel]

It isn't a perk anymore ye

[strong notch]

I'm left half of the current year

20|25

[untold oracle]

Also 4.5 playthroughs :P

[limpid saddle]

Tragic.

[frosty shale]

4.5 playthroughs of calamity

i've done so many i've lost count, like at least 20-30
-# what does that make me

[strong notch]

male version of calamitas

[untold oracle]

Don’t say stuff like that.

[limpid saddle]

the calamity brainworms got you

[frosty shale]

can I call myself "supreme wizard", then

[split mortar]

Against the rules

@cheese kill them

[dusk laurel]

Supreme mage

[limpid saddle]

ok i'm sorry

[pliant ruin]

ironically i came ot chat right as you said that

ur fine but yeah dont asy that stuff

[strong notch]

yes, here is your wizard license

[frosty shale]

[split mortar]

Noooo :(

Jk

It fine

Hope whatever you autism next fun

[pliant ruin]

my autism

its powerful

[dusk laurel]

Are you real

Or are you a hoax

[untold oracle]

Still gotta finish that infernum and 1.1.7 playthrough tho

[split mortar]

I do autism

[strong notch]

i eat it

[split mortar]

Sorry, too much autism

[dusk laurel]

What about your car's extended warranty

[split mortar]

My family don’t drive

[untold oracle]

Epoxdle!

[limpid saddle]

chat who do you think would win in a fight

Ascended Xeroc or Yharon's entire army at peak strength + Primordial Wyrm because why not

[frosty shale]

depends

is Yharon's army invested in yhoin

[split mortar]

Xeroc if modern day

[dusk laurel]

Xeroc

[untold oracle]

Xeroc wins

[strong notch]

Ascended Xeroc

[pliant ruin]

I mean

[split mortar]

Xeroc like 5 shots yharim

[pliant ruin]

i dunno

its a entire army

[limpid saddle]

I assumed this would open more debate

[pliant ruin]

how big was the army

it wa like

really fucking big

[untold oracle]

Okay who wins
Xeroc & Noxus & Prime Fovos
Vs.
Meeeeee :3

[frosty shale]

does the army include Yharim's allies

[pliant ruin]

and consider there were multiple post ml level guys

[strong notch]

5 people

[pliant ruin]

well yes theyre part of the army

[dusk laurel]

You :333

[split mortar]

And most of them can’t hurt xeroc

[frosty shale]

like, is Draedon there, the Exo Mechs, etc.

[split mortar]

You

[limpid saddle]

I say yeah

[split mortar]

Xeroc

[frosty shale]

because Yharim says the Exo Mechs could reach the level of gods, as could Calamitas' magic

[pliant ruin]

I feel like yall might be overestimating xeroc a bit but idk maybe im wrong

[split mortar]

They surpassed all gods but xeroc

[dusk laurel]

The Exos were not a part of Yharim's army

[frosty shale]

i think all three of them could put up a fight

[strong notch]

Draedon is not even aware of Xeroc existence

[dusk laurel]

So they wouldn't count

[pliant ruin]

i personally would like him to not be THAT insanely powerful bc i feel like it takes away from some of his appeal

[pliant ruin]

its a hypothetical

realistically this wouldnt ever happen

[spring helm]

Xeroc 4th dimensional

[frosty shale]

and Primordial Wyrm has some Primordial Light in it

so maybe it could do something

[pliant ruin]

it dosen't

[frosty shale]

oh

mb

[stoic gulch]

Who pinged me 10 minutes ago

[strong notch]

hypothetically Xeroc creates primordial light versions of Yharim's army and forces them to fight their clones

[limpid saddle]

At best we'd get to do a WOTG & summon Xeroc & Yharim at the same time & let them fight for like 3 seconds before Yharim gets primordial light'd

[frosty shale]

if we're basing off WOTG, yharim could bring a rod of harmony to distract him temporarily

that buys Yharim at least a minute of time

[split mortar]

The way I see it is that the entire army is basically useless

A million ants can’t kill an elephant

So only like so many would even matter

[limpid saddle]

Oh no I was referring to the idea of both of them actually fighting

[split mortar]

Harmony would be using primordial light and so xeroc could just

Deny it I think

[limpid saddle]

like in-game

[pliant ruin]

if we're basing it of wotg nameless could press the x button and delete yharim or anybody else from existence

its literal capital g god

but that's not what the q uestion was

it was xeroc

[dusk laurel]

Also hai Cheese

[pliant ruin]

hewwo

[split mortar]

This my opinion

[untold oracle]

Haii all

[frosty shale]

i feel like that's a good argument for xeroc

[pliant ruin]

i can see that being real but id like it better if it wasnt because xeroc being so comically powerful that nobody has even a chance of winning against him is just

kinda lame to me

idk

[limpid saddle]

A million ants probably could kill an elephant im not gonna lie

[pliant ruin]

they could kill a person

idk abt a elephant

[stoic gulch]

hai frien

[pliant ruin]

a ant colony usually has around a million ants and depending on the species of ant they can unironically kill people in swarms

[strong notch]

now that i consider my reply again i see mild analogy to Pokemon First Movie lol

[limpid saddle]

Ants arent stupid, they're weirdly tactical for how small they are

I think they could pull it off

[dusk laurel]

Eusociality at it's finest

Someone send a wasp after melon gun

[split mortar]

I’m not allergic

[dusk laurel]

That's not the point

[pliant ruin]

I mean ants and elephants live toghet

in real life

and it has never happened

[stoic gulch]

a singular wasp?

[limpid saddle]

yeah they chill

[pliant ruin]

there reaches a point something is just like

too big

and also elephant skin is

incredibly thick

[dusk laurel]

Yes, just one

[limpid saddle]

Like how Yharim is unaware of Xeroc & Xerox doesnt care

[dusk laurel]

Yharim knows about Xeroc

[stoic gulch]

ants climb into the nose of the elephant or the mouth then climb into the brain

[limpid saddle]

Send one of those massive fuck ass evil kill you immideatly wasps

[stoic gulch]

please dont talk about this

[split mortar]

Yharim calls xeroc “traitor almighty” in exo lore

[stoic gulch]

they spooky

i am elephant they are wasp

as a skeletron

[pliant ruin]

I'm like

nameless deity irl

[split mortar]

Ah
So no cat

[stoic gulch]

i will smush you like a bug probably

[limpid saddle]

get off the pedestal cheese

[stoic gulch]

idk skeletron power level

probably house level

[dusk laurel]

Cheese is all-powerful

[split mortar]

Killing king slime is enough to make you a local legend

[stoic gulch]

im actually god level cuz slime god

[split mortar]

Gods aren’t a indicator for power

[stoic gulch]

yes

but still

something to flex

[dusk laurel]

Melon can't detect a joke

[stoic gulch]

hes a melon gun

[faint plank]

evil gun

[limpid saddle]

So does Slime God just exist or was there a Slime Dragon

[stoic gulch]

not slime dragon but dragon that slime god took soul from

idk what it is

they do control crimson and corruption iirc

[limpid saddle]

the ooze dragon is real

[stoic gulch]

real

[split mortar]

…
I claim aurism

[limpid saddle]

aurism

[stoic gulch]

what is aurism

[limpid saddle]

i didnt know you were made out of auric

[split mortar]

[stoic gulch]

wha

[split mortar]

It’s a typo

[stoic gulch]

why hdflr

[split mortar]

Autism

[stoic gulch]

ah

i get jokes i think

[split mortar]

I am the have autism

[stoic gulch]

real

[split mortar]

I’m saying I have autism

[stoic gulch]

ye i get that

i also have autism

just wanna bully you >:))

[limpid saddle]

having high-functioning autism is gonna give me a god complex with how easily i understand 'comeede'

[split mortar]

If Omni tells you to join the secret place
Accept

[stoic gulch]

(jk youre friend)

[stoic gulch]

wha

[frosty shale]

that's an ominous message

[split mortar]

I also high function the autism

[stoic gulch]

yeah

[limpid saddle]

secret place kingdom hearts 1 destiny islands?

[split mortar]

No sscls

[stoic gulch]

i dont even know what it means

[limpid saddle]

it scales

[stoic gulch]

im guessing autism but not as autism as other autism

[limpid saddle]

low functioning autism is autism on death mode

[frosty shale]

autism powerscaling?

[stoic gulch]

noooooooooooo

dot

[limpid saddle]

high functioning autism is autism on revengeance

[stoic gulch]

dont

th

powersvale

[split mortar]

High functioning aurism is autism that doesn’t make day to day life as bad

[dusk laurel]

Nah

[split mortar]

Low functioning does make it much harder iirc

[dusk laurel]

You did not

Just say

Aurism

[split mortar]

I got diagnosed with autism

[stoic gulch]

cal brainrot is real

[split mortar]

It was an actual typo…

[limpid saddle]

[pliant ruin]

i'm the aurism

[stoic gulch]

r and t is next to eachother so understandabel

[split mortar]

Nvm I’m not having aurism, I’m throwing it out the window into a acid pit

[dusk laurel]

Acid like

[stoic gulch]

:0

meanie

[dusk laurel]

Acid Rain!!?!?!!?

[stoic gulch]

guh

[frosty shale]

aquatic scourge would like to know your location

[stoic gulch]

i live right next to him

like literally

like 100 meters from hm

[limpid saddle]

i should try to draw calamity characters

[split mortar]

Hope you’re satisfied with what you draw

[frosty shale]

just don't attack him and you're good
he can be your friend :)

[stoic gulch]

ive done cataclysm after he tried to eat (chicken nugget) yharon

his arms got bit off

[stoic gulch]

we are friend

hes cute

like all worms

except eater of worlds

as junkil h junkil said GO TA HELL!!!!

[split mortar]

Perf worms

[stoic gulch]

only the first one is shit

other two is my pals

[dusk laurel]

Did you know,,,
.....

[stoic gulch]

i did actually

[dusk laurel]

Tell me

[stoic gulch]

..........ä,,,,,,,,,,

[untold oracle]

ö.,

[dusk laurel]

ü ,,, .

[untold oracle]

…,.,..,ÿ;;.

[pliant ruin]

nuh uh

[untold oracle]

:(

Soryrb ches

[dusk laurel]

Soo soerbi

[amber cedar]

/e ban all

[split mortar]

Yippee

[hoary cape]

Banning user named all

[visual kiln]

hiiii

[indigo glade]

Goodbye.

[mighty zenith]

user named all

[visual kiln]

if u love soup so much

then why dont u marry soup

[hoary cape]

Deus lover is being banned for being user named all

[mighty zenith]

because i'm already married, to justice

[split mortar]

Damn

Cheating in aureus

Smh

[indigo glade]

Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.

[hoary cape]

Justice is blind

[mighty zenith]

I know everything you're gonna say and everything you're gonna don't.

[visual kiln]

justice is what i did with ur mom last night hahahhehaehehaehharhaheriaher eraervpi hcoddfhefnijpgw'

vmrfe'

[indigo glade]

Oh yeah? Well, when God was passing out insight, you thought he said-

that-

when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets.

[random mulch]

camity mod

[indigo glade]

Cuz your soul has diarrhea.

Of the mouth.

Faucet.

[mighty zenith]

Are you so dumb, you'd even answer rhetorical questions?

[indigo glade]

I don't know. Do you?

[mighty zenith]

We can play this game all night.

[pulsar trellis]

oily faucets are better than holy prophets imo

[indigo glade]

First of all, it's day time. And this is no game.

[mighty zenith]

Checkmate.

[indigo glade]

Oh! So you admit that you're checkin' me out, and I don't think I can finish this sentence.

[mighty zenith]

Ooh, you got a license to sell hotdogs, chico man?