lore-discussion

[sleek halo]

I wrote it

[split mortar]

Jared

[pliant ruin]

wait holy moly youre right

i didnt even think about that

[untold oracle]

My char didn’t originally want to even fight Yharim since she never really cared about him (not to mention she really doesn’t wanna kill more shit)

[sleek halo]

also it knocked her out cold for like 5 seconds

[pliant ruin]

i'm nto beating the allegations 😔

[spring helm]

Calamicheese

[split mortar]

How she burn the white but not yolk

[untold oracle]

It’s up for debate did she ever fight him (I haven’t decided)

[sleek halo]

cause I do not believe scal is the most physically uh

strong

[pliant ruin]

she just like me .... she just like me fo real...

[spring helm]

Idk

[pliant ruin]

probably not

[sleek halo]

My character didn’t bother with Xeroc

[split mortar]

Yeah scal not that physically strong

[sleek halo]

no reason to do so

[pliant ruin]

not onjly is she a mage but she lives in like a cave in the middle of nowhere

[spring helm]

I could beat scal in arm wrestling

💪

[pliant ruin]

do you think she has a healthy diet???

wahts she gonna eat. fucking. cave bats

minecraft glow berry salad

[spring helm]

Supreme Malnutritioned Calamitas

[sleek halo]

But yeah my guy literally beats yharim on a coinflip

[split mortar]

Damn

[untold oracle]

Mine neither, I have wotg so she fought against ND

[sleek halo]

whether the last teleport would hurt him too much to get the hit he needed

[pliant ruin]

given my character is a self insert she'd

beat the living shit out of yharim

[sleek halo]

(I decided to make the whole over using RoD a thing and it makes him take a good chunk of damage when he overdoes it)

[spring helm]

We stan girl bosses

[pliant ruin]

and then fight xeroc not because she dislikes him but because haha funny monk : D

[sleek halo]

Calamari the second coming…

[untold oracle]

I think I gotta write the lore down

[spring helm]

Calamari…

I forgot who’s oc she is guys

[sleek halo]

Rebecca

[spring helm]

Was it Rebecca

Okay I’m not stupid

[sleek halo]

Ngl the fight with Yharim is kinda funny to me

[pliant ruin]

i'd make a serious calamity character but unfortunatelyi already have to make lore for reign of yharim and foir my own personal project so like

silly self insert it is

[spring helm]

Lore writer Cheese

[sleek halo]

My dude was skill diffed, physically diffed, and in mental distress

[split mortar]

Fair enough

Forgor you were doing reign of yhar

[spring helm]

Yharim throws out his back because he’s 130 and ends the fight

[sleek halo]

So true

[sleek halo]

He got hit like 3 times and was nearly dead from just that

Auric rejection is a bitch

[untold oracle]

By the time my char should fight Yharim she’s so mentally scarred she has trouble simply existing

[sleek halo]

that’s awesome

[split mortar]

Wouldn’t be surprised, brimstone does damage psyche and scal uses a lot of it

[untold oracle]

Least mentally ill calamity character

[spring helm]

New idea

“Terrarian, why do you have a cloud in a bottle? You already can fly.”

“Oh this?” raises bottle up to eye level “Say hello Yharim.”

“I hate you.”

[sleek halo]

so true

[spring helm]

Brought to you by Draedon’s exo shrinking ray

[split mortar]

The only way to spare him

Isn’t that just the nullification pistol

[solar wharf]

i love you popcorn!!! those arts are getting better by the day

[spring helm]

Hello duck

Nice to see you too

[spring helm]

Give to Draedon so it can affect bosses too

[untold oracle]

Yharim when I introduce him to the weird black spray bottle that I got from the interdimensional horrors

(Noxus sprayer)

[untold oracle]

Do you got this documented btw?

[split mortar]

Auric rejecting it to you

[untold oracle]

Like the lore

[untold oracle]

Can gods withstand auric rejection?

[split mortar]

They get rejected aswell

Not a dragon

Or attuned

[spring helm]

You want our written Terrarian lore?

[hoary berry]

i've really been procrastinating writing any stuff for any of my OCs

[spring helm]

Goose

[untold oracle]

I like reading so if you got it would be nice

[hoary berry]

Popcorn

[spring helm]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GXCJ0uCjWwYklxxdUOfAQUNsN2GdvPKm9igIkTCzl_c/edit

[sleek halo]

Vaguely

[spring helm]

This is the third time I’ve sent this to the channel

AND ILL KEEP DOING IT UNTIL THE MODS STOP ME

[sleek halo]

They’d also get rejected

they lack an auric soul

[hoary berry]

i remember this

very awesome

[sleek halo]

or aren’t attuned to a dragon

[spring helm]

Big reason why Yharim was able to kill so many gods

Auric rejection op

[untold oracle]

Yup I’ve read it before
Peak

[spring helm]

Ah crap, guess I gotta make another one

Dramatic sigh

[sleek halo]

I wonder how well just a current Yharim and Yharon would fair in the crusade without an army

he would be drastically stronger

and better trained

[untold oracle]

So Yharim is basically immortal to direct damage

[spring helm]

Yharim is stronger now than he was at the beginning of the Crusade

[sleek halo]

nah

he can be hurt

[split mortar]

Well as a team they would fuck up any god they fight

[sleek halo]

Yeha but they would lack an army

and resources

[spring helm]

But you need more than just two people to control territories

[sleek halo]

I think they’d genuinely lose eventually

never against a one on one

[sleek halo]

especially cause his life was genuinely threatened

[split mortar]

They very well would know about devourer though, so if it comes to it they could quickly get another strong ally

[sleek halo]

by statis and braelor

[split mortar]

Rejection only happens to sentient things

So an axe is fine but a punch isn’t

[sleek halo]

yet activates through armor

the rules of auric rejection is silly

[split mortar]

Auric ore sentient

[spring helm]

The axe is wood because wood is an insulator

[untold oracle]

I meant in terms of direct hits, not a sword/projectile

[spring helm]

All planned by Silva

[sleek halo]

I mean that’s my theory on why

Braelor could theoretically tank multiple auric rejections

his armor makes it far weaker

and also he’s an absolute fucking hnit

[split mortar]

Yeah

[spring helm]

Do we have a canon height for Statis and Braelor

[split mortar]

Don’t think so

[sleek halo]

idk

I’d assume braelor is shorter than yharim

but around it

[split mortar]

And they may aim to get a quick enough amount of resources to get draedon

[sleek halo]

perhaps

but the main issue is lacking an army means

No easy way of handling other armies

[split mortar]

Yharim lacked an army in the start aswell

[sleek halo]

true but the fight against him wasn’t nearly as bad

because he likely wasn’t perceived as a threat

for most gods at least

[split mortar]

Fair

[sleek halo]

I feel like if it was he was immediately on everyone’s radar he honestly could’ve died

especially someone like provi finding him?

[split mortar]

Yeah

[sleek halo]

I doubt in the early days he was nearly as strong

[split mortar]

Provi a strong god so if she found him early on he fucked

[sleek halo]

yeah

[spring helm]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-anime-sverige-sweden-excalibur-gif-19960860

Braelor

V

[split mortar]

Only thing the same would be the auric armour for the most part

[spring helm]

Yharim

[split mortar]

Since only recently it got Exo tech

[spring helm]

Idk I think Yharim pre exo tech was still at least DoG level

[split mortar]

Same

He would still be above scal I think

[sleek halo]

Pre exo tech yharim was likely Scal level

[split mortar]

Just not as much

[sleek halo]

considering

the exo mechd

[split mortar]

Like 49/51

[sleek halo]

are literally based

off his strength

the last time draedon and him met

so he was literally scal tier

tho it could’ve been off when he just got

his armor upgrade

so if it’s based off that

he’s likely slightly below scal but above yharon

But he trained after he got his armor upgrade

so he got a decent bit stronger

[spring helm]

Well the last time Draedon and Yharim met was also when Draedon made him the exo armour

[hoary berry]

i wonder what yharim's training actually is

[sleek halo]

Yea

[spring helm]

So I’m sure Draedon has a good idea on how strong Yharim is now

[sleek halo]

The exo mechs are literally

the same strength of when he last met Yharim

he didn’t account for growth in strength

so it was probably Yharim right after he got his armor upgraded

tier strength

[spring helm]

Yharim left for the Dragon Aerie because he realized
“Shit Draedon’s mechs are too strong now, if they gang up on me along with Calamitas I’m COOKED!”

[sleek halo]

I doubt Draedon would ever do that

that’d be boring and a bad test for his mechs

what data would he gather from at minimum a 4v1

at maximum a 7v1

[spring helm]

True

[sleek halo]

(her brothers and sepulcher)

[spring helm]

But Yharim still paranoid

He got a taste of death from Braelor and Statis

[sleek halo]

true

[split mortar]

Better be prepared for the worst

[spring helm]

“I’m never taking a fight that’s not a 1v1 ever again”

[sleek halo]

I honestly still think Yharim & Yharon vs Scal & Exo mechs is in fair of the two Y’s

they’d be a lot mroe coordinated

[spring helm]

Probably because of teamwork

[split mortar]

Plus attunement may do some stuff

[sleek halo]

and for the exo mechs when one is taken down they get drastically weaker overall due to losing a key part of their teamwork

and each individual exo mech is absolutely weaker than Yharon

[dull grove]

peak

[spring helm]

Azumanga Daioh

[sleek halo]

honestly they’re probably each weaker than DoG individually lol

[dull grove]

is thanatos weaker than dog😔

[split mortar]

I’d say yes

[spring helm]

It can’t move very fast

So I’d say DoG takes it

[split mortar]

Thanatos ending up in the distortion after getting consumed by devourer

[split mortar]

It is very durable though

[sleek halo]

tho it does have better armor

yeah

but other than that it kinda is cooked

[dull grove]

so exo mech is just strong because of their teamwork? and would hardly lost when it comes to 1v1

[hoary berry]

i think thanatos could win, specifically by leveraging the heat emanating from its vents, but dog would be more likely to take the cake if he could recognise when would and wouldn't be a safe time to attack

[dull grove]

greatest mistake of mechanical trios is not having a teamwork

[sleek halo]

I don’t think the heat would be bad enough that it bypasses DoGs armor

[dull grove]

robot vs a sentient mind, dog prob slams

[sleek halo]

And honestly if Thanatos got hit by DoG at full speed, especially with the tip of that jaw

[split mortar]

Dog eating Thanatos would let the heat effect the insides

[sleek halo]

he might just get pierced stragiht through

[dull grove]

but isnt distortion is like other world type idk

[sleek halo]

I doubt dog would see a metal beast and think to literally eat it

[dull grove]

looks god to me

[sleek halo]

tru..

but yeah he’d die if he did so

[hoary berry]

the bestiary states that neither flesh nor metal can withstand it, though we don't have a clue as to how quickly cosmilite (and whatever else is probably mixed into the armour) would be destroyed by it so dog could probably have enough time to get in a lethal hit as you mentioned above

[split mortar]

Wouldn’t eating it send it to the distortion though

[hoary berry]

we don't know how dog 'eating' stuff works in that regard

at what point inside of him does it get sent off?

[sleek halo]

I mean Auric is a metal

and I heavily doubt Thanatos is melting that

[dull grove]

even draedon cant explain shi

[dull grove]

prob das why devourers because of his infinite craving

[sleek halo]

Like iirc

[dull grove]

he*

[sleek halo]

The material exo mechs are emade out of

is partially cosmolite

iirc

lemme check

[untold oracle]

Poor DoG

[hoary berry]

it is yeah

[untold oracle]

Bro can’t eat 😭

[hoary berry]

"I still make use of smelted Cosmilite to this day in numerous applications, and I utilize the raw material as a metallurgical component of various alloys such as the Exo Mechanical Trio's plating."

[spring helm]

No quotation marks, pHGoose is Draedon

[dull grove]

realest

[spring helm]

Damn he edited it already

[dull grove]

😭😭😭

[hoary berry]

TOO SLOW

i saw that coming

and changed it

[spring helm]

Dang

[sleek halo]

Just fused together in

a way

with other materials

[spring helm]

For the exo armour he “grew” it

[dull grove]

draedon such a cootie patootie endgame explaining things now

[glacial rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-4-nanako-nanako-dojima-awesome-clap-gif-15895392438631585343

[sleek halo]

“I forged its armor using a process inspired by how Silva created Braelor's axe: by using particle jets to slowly and carefully fuse many elements together into a nanocomposite, the invincible armor organically "grows" over Thanatos' structure like a chrysalis. Regrettably, the plating's immense weight makes Thanatos notably slower than its siblings.”

[sleek halo]

Well for the thanatos ine

[dull grove]

yall realized hes the only one rooting for us to get strong😔

[sleek halo]

he did

[spring helm]

Me and the baddie I pulled by beating the shit out of his mechs

[dull grove]

[sleek halo]

ok how the fuck does he know how Silva made Braelor’s axe

[dull grove]

bro is known for being stalker

[sleek halo]

nothing is hidden from this dude 😭

[spring helm]

the stalker

[dull grove]

[sleek halo]

excluding the Aerie

that’s very hidden

[dull grove]

bro prob got a camera up your toilet lmao

[sleek halo]

from said dude

[spring helm]

he even put a droid in the distortion

there is no place this man wouldnt go to stalk you

[dull grove]

this dude stalking capability is wild

[sleek halo]

I mean he did spend

[dull grove]

even atoms gets stalked everyday

[sleek halo]

a few centuries

learning recon

and how to do it without being seen

[split mortar]

He looked all over the world for the aerie, not surprised he can stalk silva

[glacial rampart]

does he know the secrets of the persona

[sleek halo]

probably

[sleek halo]

I’m surprised he has no idea of Xeroc

[dull grove]

not yet

[sleek halo]

Yeah

[dull grove]

😭

[split mortar]

That may mean xeroc is on the sun or something

[sleek halo]

when he finds out about Xeroc

[dull grove]

bro would found out eventually

[sleek halo]

Everyone is probably fucked

because finding out about Xeroc means finding out about Primordial Light

[dull grove]

i wonder if they would team up

[untold oracle]

”Oh fuuuuck there’s an even more powerful god?? Well, back to my machines it is….”

[sleek halo]

and Draedon finding out about Primordial Light is probably a catastrophic event

[dull grove]

[spring helm]

"Draedon why are you just lying down."

"I'm collecting Primodial Light for an experiment"

[sleek halo]

I guarantee he would find a way to harvest it

or use it

or absorb it

[split mortar]

Also what’s Essence of sunlight

[scenic olive]

[split mortar]

Just weak primordial light?

[scenic olive]

i think he knows the existence of PL he just doesnt have any understanding of what it is

[dull grove]

how strong is it

[split mortar]

Strong enough a bit of it is used to make the bosses in boss rush

[sleek halo]

Well Xeroc wielding it can recreate beings like Scal

so

[split mortar]

And that a bit makes empress daytime

[sleek halo]

extremely

[dull grove]

damn.

[sleek halo]

Also it is essentially the strongest domain other than Rebirth

[dull grove]

what if we got it

[split mortar]

It is stronger then rebirth

[split mortar]

We beat yhar easily

[scenic olive]

you already have it

[deft vessel]

When are we getting primordial dark

[sleek halo]

Well

Debatable

[scenic olive]

in the palm for your hand- im just joking

[split mortar]

Zeratros was stronger then yharon

[scenic olive]

i mean the rod of discord

[dull grove]

bro i thought i really have it😡😔

[split mortar]

Distortin

[sleek halo]

True but Zeratros also likely was born stronger

and probably trained as welll

[untold oracle]

So is boss rush canon?

[sleek halo]

Yes it is

[scenic olive]

technically

[deft vessel]

Nah thats primordial wak

[untold oracle]

Damn xeroc is crazy

[scenic olive]

RoD only uses tiny amount of PL

[split mortar]

Same with normality

[untold oracle]

So that’s why jared gets mad at you

[split mortar]

Only canon reason I think

That it can be

[dull grove]

i hope they add interaction on calamitas after beating her, like draedon

and im out

[pliant ruin]

they prob will add more stuff to her ye

[untold oracle]

I’d love that

[split mortar]

Yeah

[pliant ruin]

i heard smth about npc dialogue rework

coz

[spring helm]

caltalk

[pliant ruin]

vanilla dialogue system is

[split mortar]

Supreme witch calamitalk when

[pliant ruin]

kind of crappy for actual dialogue

[untold oracle]

You should be able to cook with her

[deft vessel]

Is that the new podcast

[dull grove]

imagine her giving quest to fullfill her happiness🙏

[split mortar]

Kill yharim

[spring helm]

who's sitting at the table

[deft vessel]

Callie

[pliant ruin]

permafrost is in there

he's the cohost

[dull grove]

draedon

[deft vessel]

The dawg

[dull grove]

bro got the most interesting information

hes the "interested man"

[pliant ruin]

i think cal would rather do a podcast with a Sea Urchin than with Draedon 😭

[untold oracle]

Start a garden with her :3

[pliant ruin]

like she def dosen't hate him like she hates yharim but i doubt she Likes him either

[wheat walrus]

Skibidi soylent titan VS 10 auric dragons

[split mortar]

Scal,perma,amidias and drae

[pliant ruin]

omni

[wheat walrus]

[dull grove]

it would be good to make a friend type relationship with her to make her think you're not like yharim

[wheat walrus]

Saved

[untold oracle]

I don’t think killing him wouldn’t really help her

[split mortar]

She hates him

[pliant ruin]

it would help ME

[untold oracle]

This

[pliant ruin]

also realistically i think it probably would a little

like it wouldn't solve her problems in any way but it'd definitely help ease her stress a bit

[dull grove]

yharim keeps yapping on whispers so he gotta die

[split mortar]

He keeps on giving us unskippable 30 minute yaps about dragons

[untold oracle]

How would it actually work

[dull grove]

thats why yharon is dead, his fault😡😔

[spring helm]

family day at the restaurant

[deft vessel]

Yharim is gonn get canceled for hate-speech

[untold oracle]

Does the terrarian just randomly start hearing him speaking in their head

[dull grove]

woah

[pliant ruin]

"ok i get it you love dragons can you shutup plz im trying to show cal how to make omelettes"

[dull grove]

the voices

😭😭😭

[split mortar]

Get permafrost there if it’s a family reunion

[split mortar]

Pretty sure yeah

[untold oracle]

SHUT UP I DON’T WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR WAR ANYMOOOOORE

[dull grove]

i wonder if the terrarian is just a nonchalant dude who never talked once

[split mortar]

But draedon touched the bees

[deft vessel]

”The voice! Its calling again. I commands me to kill!”

[spring helm]

HE'S TOO DRIPPY I CAN'T DRAW HIM

[untold oracle]

If someone posts that picture I’m gonna kill someone

[split mortar]

Oh what the

[dull grove]

draw a ice cube

[untold oracle]

About the terrarian lore

[split mortar]

He still in cryogen

[spring helm]

zoom meeting permafrost

[spring helm]

[dull grove]

NOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[split mortar]

I have sent this like every day since I copied it

[dull grove]

no one is safe from this dude when someone says "i wonder if"

[deft vessel]

He is coming

[split mortar]

Turns out that’s yharim

[untold oracle]

[split mortar]

[untold oracle]

I am starting to see that picture in my dreams

[split mortar]

Your welcome

[spring helm]

awkward

"How are your people"
"dead"

[dull grove]

glamorous

[untold oracle]

Peak

[spring helm]

also like two third's of amidias' body is under the table

he is long

[split mortar]

Put yharim but he is like offscreen tall

[untold oracle]

I got this painting in my submarine (my ocean base)

[split mortar]

Right yeah his tail LOING

[mighty zenith]

CalGyate

[untold oracle]

[dull grove]

😭

[untold oracle]

Pinnacle of art

[dull grove]

what does calamitas eat🤔

[split mortar]

Nah this is

[dull grove]

does she eat obsidian cake

or sum

[mighty zenith]

normal food i think

[spring helm]

[split mortar]

She still human

[wheat walrus]

[dull grove]

she looks like the type who dont eat😭

[dull grove]

bounder

[mighty zenith]

she exclusively drinks coffee

[dull grove]

oh alright

do we eat

terrarian after gawking 60k potion at one night

[mighty zenith]

i consume radiation

[dull grove]

OH MY GOD

cmon

😭

[dull grove]

understandable

[split mortar]

You will get haunted by that face

[dull grove]

what if hes terrarian😱

[split mortar]

Your headcanon if that’s the case

[pliant ruin]

the terrarian is me

[untold oracle]

[pliant ruin]

because mine is just a self insert

so imagine like

a girl

[untold oracle]

Do not mention the word ”terrarian” ever again

[pliant ruin]

but its a cat and shes also very mentally ill

yeah

[dull grove]

😭😭

[untold oracle]

Why are all calamity ocs mentally ill…

I wonder

[dull grove]

the voices

[split mortar]

Because their creators are

They find it relatable

[pliant ruin]

its not even a oc its just a self insert

i am the mentally ill one

though tbf all of my ocs are also mentally ill so

[split mortar]

You are the mentally ill oc

[dull grove]

do you eat rocks

[untold oracle]

I eat mold

It’s amazing

[wheat walrus]

You ain't Godzilla

[hoary berry]

one of my ocs is an amalgamation of thousands of minds all contained within one super-soul, in a way akin to polty but also very different
they are just about as mentally ill as it gets

[wheat walrus]

😭

[dull grove]

planty mush

[pliant ruin]

ye

[split mortar]

Ah so auric polter

[hoary berry]

no?

[split mortar]

People need salt to live

[untold oracle]

Yeah! You make life fruits with that! So it’s super healthy, right?

[split mortar]

Strong soul, thousands of minds in that

I Should have probably worded it different

[hoary berry]

technically, if you were to consider soul ancestry, some of its roots would be auric souls, and from there the world soul

[split mortar]

It’s the body of silva, the goddess of life I dont think it can be unhealthy

[hoary berry]

because some of the minds are those of gods

[dull grove]

hell yeah

[split mortar]

Oh damn

[dull grove]

azafure yeah

[split mortar]

Yeah it was damned but no

[untold oracle]

How does an auric soul taste like..?

[spring helm]

Sin

[dull grove]

spicy

[split mortar]

Planety

[dull grove]

has a strong kick

[spring helm]

i fucking hate drawing draedon bro
why are you the way you are

[dull grove]

hes too majestic

[untold oracle]

Preworkout

Auric soul

[hoary berry]

looks like some crystals poking out of the ground

[dull grove]

add some divine geode

[hoary berry]

just at 90 degrees rather than spread out at other angles

[sleek halo]

false

[pliant ruin]

its true i eat rocks

[sleek halo]

nop

[deft vessel]

Made Fovos do a bit of leg day

[hoary berry]

why his wrist twisted like that

[deft vessel]

He’s stricking a pose

[spring helm]

permafrost i failed you

[untold oracle]

Flexing his muscles

[spring helm]

who tf is this???

[deft vessel]

Thats short snow

[untold oracle]

Looks like some goblin

How many auric souls were there?

[spring helm]

thousands

[wheat walrus]

Hotshort*

[deft vessel]

At least like three

[spring helm]

i give up im drawing yharim

[untold oracle]

I bet some of them were very specific

[deft vessel]

The soul of eating sandwiches at 3 am

[untold oracle]

The sandwich god

[spring helm]

"I feel like we're missing someone."

"Where's Permafrost?"

"Still stuck in an ice cube."

"...How about Yharim?"

"No!"

[deft vessel]

The dawg

[untold oracle]

This gotta be the most awkward convo ever recorded

ESPECIALLY if you include Yharim

[split mortar]

Yeah

Nah get brimmy

[deft vessel]

He told me he invented podcasts so he should be in this

[split mortar]

Most awkward for scal

[untold oracle]

😭

[split mortar]

He is big enough to be the floor

[untold oracle]

So… how your people doing..?
Dead…
Same…

[split mortar]

Draedon making a new way to ruin perfectly fine bees

[deft vessel]

He ominously looms above them

[split mortar]

Put yharon with them

[untold oracle]

Now we gotta get yharim there

[split mortar]

True, gotta stop draedon touching those bees

In unwanted ways

[spring helm]

i am NOT drawing DoG dawg, that is too much for me

[split mortar]

The chinkiin nugget yharo instead

[untold oracle]

It would be hilarious to see those having a polite convo

[untold oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-is-so-peak-gif-15830267475602045333

[spring helm]

i thought that was the moon lord gif for a second

[untold oracle]

[deft vessel]

Add like Braelor or Statis

[split mortar]

The anti yharim podcast I see

Where’s the pro yharim podcast

[deft vessel]

It’s Yharim and his boyfriend Yharon

[split mortar]

And yharims 30000000 fucking whispers in the background

[spring helm]

i lost the save file...

[split mortar]

Bruh

[spring helm]

WHY DID IT CLOSE

[split mortar]

Can’t you just copy one of the images you sent

[deft vessel]

Just redraw

[split mortar]

Either way rip

[wheat walrus]

Draedon VS 4 Titan TV Men

I think skibidi toilet negs no diff

[split mortar]

Erase your own kneecaps

[deft vessel]

You will be flayed

[spring helm]

"guys let me join in I invented podcasts you can't leave me out of this"

[split mortar]

Invert your skin

[split mortar]

Dog sadge

Just break in

[deft vessel]

I feel like every two sessions he just bursts trough the wall and is like ”Oh yall are talking about world records. Well thats cool since i have them all”

[hoary berry]

i am NOT cooking with this doc i'm writing in rn but it's fun anyway

[split mortar]

Better to write bad and edit later into hood then not write bad and not start

[hoary berry]

my mindset exactly aside from 99% of the time when i procrastinate and stuff joins the amalgamation of ideas in my mind rather than getting transformed into a first draft

[split mortar]

Oh rip

[deft vessel]

Procrastinate procrastination so you dont procrastinate anymore

[hoary berry]

i'm too many layers deep for this to work

[split mortar]

Oh

[hoary berry]

i'm meant to be sorting out some final stuff with my college before the school year starts

[untold oracle]

”I literally invented world records”

[split mortar]

Drink battery acid to give yourself the energy to not procrastinate

[hoary berry]

they sent me an email three days ago

it's been sitting in a separate window of chrome for a while now

[split mortar]

Oh damn

[untold oracle]

Dw at least you finally started

[hoary berry]

fortunately i still have a decent bit of time to deal with it or maybe not fortunately since that just encourages me to put it off even more

[deft vessel]

Just wait for the 3am motivation to kick in

[split mortar]

Yeah

[hoary berry]

i don't even feel like the quality is that bad considering it's the first draft and i planned nothing except half of the opening sentence before i started writing it
it's just taking forever

at least i can enjoy ylycamb in the time i spend not actively adding to it

[untold oracle]

Yeah take your time

Oof I’m not sure how should I write it

[spring helm]

I only do first drafts

There is no “come back later and fix it up” for me

[hoary berry]

i edit stuff occasionally but most of my stuff exists either in half-finished docs, deleted docs or the deepest recesses of my mind

[spring helm]

We rawdogging writing here

[hoary berry]

wait here's an awesome spoiler for what i'm writing about

[split mortar]

But not drawing since you kept on adding characters to the podcast

[spring helm]

Auric

[hoary berry]

clearly a poetic masterpiece of a title

[spring helm]

One day I’ll redraw it

[hoary berry]

gotta go on an art training montage before you can draw draedon's head

[spring helm]

Here’s mine

[split mortar]

Scal failing at cooking burgers

[hoary berry]

you'll never guess what this doc is about

[frozen zodiac]

zelda

[hoary berry]

no? mario kart obviously

[split mortar]

Nah, minecraft

[untold oracle]

I write it and then read it to fix typos etc

[hoary berry]

every time i reread a doc, even with google pointing out errors, i still manage to find a new typo

or if not a typo just me blatantly misusing a word because i spaced out while writing

[ionic harness]

Aido job interview arc

[spring helm]

Sheesh

[ionic harness]

They have me sitting on a bench

I’m going insane

[split mortar]

What’s your player character for calamity ?

[hoary berry]

i am so happy that i will not be doing any job interviews for the foreseeable future

that being at least a few months

[ionic harness]

I’ve waited a month for this

I don’t wanna fuck it up

[hoary berry]

don't accidentally blurt something out about silva and you'll do fine

[split mortar]

You can do it

Just a reminder

[spring helm]

Okay that’s three times now

[hoary berry]

every time this image gets posted SSO is pushed back one day......

[split mortar]

Ok

Unlike some others I ain’t starving for cal any new content I can handle a day

[hoary berry]

i could go for years without any major updates

as long as i get my post-ml barracuda gun i'll be golden

[untold oracle]

I was gone for 15 minutes and I come back and see this

[untold oracle]

What’s sso? :3

[hoary berry]

sunken sea overhaul

[split mortar]

I plead British

[high lynx]

Wait why do you hate aquatic scourge

He’s so nice

[split mortar]

Never said I did

[warm gull]

Because it's the only non-evil peaceful good happy boss in the game

Violence is the answer and aqua scoog needs to be taught

[high lynx]

Or maybe

Thats the whole reason the gods are like that

[warm gull]

Hmm...

Nah violence is truly the answer

[untold oracle]

Tmr I think Ima start writing the doc

How did the profaned guardians happen?

Are they just some things summoned by her

[thorny marlin]

i love yharim's whispers

[untold oracle]

Get out of my head!

[thorny marlin]

I kinda

just love yharim

😊

[wheat walrus]

Final thoughts on Therock sailing

Calamity powerscaling 🧌

[thorny marlin]

calamity powerscaling make me wanna die

[wheat walrus]

That must be a trial of the insane...

[thorny marlin]

calamity fanfiction on the other hand is great 👍

[split mortar]

Calamity fan fiction with powerscale

[hoary berry]

my fanfics do not follow scaling half the time
i've got a scene where the moon lord is about 1/4th the size of the moon

which is as big as our irl moon in that fic

[wheat walrus]

Goss harg

Make him capable of throwing the moon at relativistic speeds

[warm gull]

I heard your verse is strong let me fight it

[south lynx]

guys

i found out the most amazing thing about calamity

the fireball projectile from the seared pan is internally called "NiceCock"

[split mortar]

What are the lore implications of this

[south lynx]

not sure

but there are definitely lore implications

[wheat walrus]

daytime eol scale additionally

[spring helm]

they were her old teammates from when she killed the dragon of flame i think

[torn vale]

other than starting dragon genocide, did xeroc did anything bad?

[sinful adder]

The sun is the same size as the moon in calamity, and the moon is probably much smaller.

[sinful adder]

We don't know. There's a huge gap in the history we have. He didn't deliberately start the dragon genocide though.

[wheat walrus]

yes I'm aware

which is why I used only the sunlight that reaches us as an average

since the amount of light terraria gets shouldn't be too different from irl earth

the only difference is distance and size of the source

[thorny marlin]

I mean according to yharim he betrayed zeratos

[split mortar]

No one knows what happened, that’s just from yharons perspective as someone from not in the room xeroc ascended

[thorny marlin]

and tbh yharim loves lying

[spring helm]

to be fair, he does say nobody knows what exactly happened

correction: nearly none

[cosmic zenith]

...? You mean the same size in the sky

[wheat walrus]

what if the sun was just another moon but very hot

[split mortar]

I thought it was smaller but same shape in sky and make of primordial light

[sinful adder]

No, I mean physically the same size, based on what I've heard from some dev at some point I think

[cosmic zenith]

That doesn't make any sense

The sun is obviously further away than the Moon, which would already make it not the same size

[warm gull]

Well I mean calamity's cosmology is completely different

It isn't quite as obvious that the sun is further away if they aren't one of the lore writers and celestial objects are already known to be generally smaller and work entirely differently

[split mortar]

Oh fair enough

[split mortar]

Solar eclipse

[cosmic zenith]

Solar Eclipse moment

[warm gull]

Who says that the sun doesn't orbit right outside of the moon's orbit

I'm just saying they didn't have all the necessary context to know

[warm gull]

or that the solar eclipse isn't entirely supernatural

There are lots of possibilities

For people to consider

If they don't know for sure

[split mortar]

Still for it to be right outside the other orbit then that means sun ain’t much bigger in the first place

[cosmic zenith]

How would a solar eclipse be supernatural in this context

[split mortar]

Sun phases into moon idk

[cosmic zenith]

Blood Moons are supernatural because they're distinctly not Lunar Eclipses

And if the sun's orbit was close to the moon's orbit, wouldn't it have been better to throw Fovos into the sun

[split mortar]

True

[spring helm]

Sun powered Fovos

So how far is the moon from terraria

[split mortar]

I assume moon distance

Like normal earth moon or something

[cosmic zenith]

Unknown

[spring helm]

So about 250,000 miles?

Bwah

[warm gull]

It could be something other than the moon blotting out the sun, like magic etc.

There are literally endless possibilities when it comes to a different world that doesn't obey the rules of hard sci-fi

[split mortar]

Noxus

[warm gull]

In fact the moon goes down behind the horizon and then immediately teleports to in front of the sun and stays perfectly aligned for the entire day

atp it seems MORE likely to be supernatural

[split mortar]

I think that’s just vanilla jank

[warm gull]

I'm aware

But still

The logic is there

[cosmic zenith]

That would be a bit contrived for no reason
Especially since there is symbolic appeal in the moon blotting out the sun, and the fact that solar eclipse enemies already are not canon

[split mortar]

Yeah solar eclipse enemies weird if they were canon

[pliant ruin]

I mean solar eclipses do like

cause mothrons to appear

don't they

[warm gull]

Plus you can summon them with a tablet

[pliant ruin]

also wouldn't eyezor technically also be canon given it's not a reference, that's funny to think about

[split mortar]

Don’t think lihzards in calamity have control of the moon with a simple stone tablet

[cosmic zenith]

That seems more game convenience than actual explainable stuff

[pliant ruin]

calamity universe solar eclipse!
-literally nothing changes other than the fact zombies sometimes come with a big eyeball instead of a head

[split mortar]

-Those zombies are like 500 times stronger

[pliant ruin]

-they also can shoot lasers

[warm gull]

It wouldn't be tbh. It's just a different approach to worldbuilding

[cosmic zenith]

Well, having features that seem arbitrary through the lens of your world's logic is just not great for worldbuilding

[split mortar]

Maybe once they’re done with more important lore or something but I imagine solar eclipse lore is like not even thought about as anywhere in a list to do

[cosmic zenith]

There's not much to say about it

[split mortar]

Yeah

Same with frost and pumpkin moon I imagine

[pliant ruin]

i imagine those two might not even be canon tbh

given their nature is like

[thorny marlin]

alright cool

[cosmic zenith]

Yeah, they aren't canon

[pliant ruin]

way too in line with the zany wacky nature of vanilla to fit in the more serious tone of calamity

[split mortar]

Even in vanilla how they act is vastly different then in what lore it has iirc

[split mortar]

Yeah

[cosmic zenith]

That, and they're also blatant references to Christianity-associated holidays

[thorny marlin]

then why does beating dog make pumpking and frost moon drop materials

[pliant ruin]

jesus will not be canon

[cosmic zenith]

It won't in the future

[split mortar]

That’s being changed

[cosmic zenith]

We're gonna delete buffed Moons and replace them with Distortion content

[thorny marlin]

is this why calamity adds zero christmas related items

[cosmic zenith]

Thankfully

Not really

[split mortar]

Dev and donator stuff don’t reference it either I think

There is prob some

But not much I think

[warm gull]

My point was that the sun being bigger than the moon isn't necessarily obvious fact when so much of the world's lore and cosmology is already entirely foreign and largely unknown to most people

[thorny marlin]

calamity focuses on the lore important people

everybody else is just deaf to the world or seomthing

[split mortar]

Or they die in a random war

Or apocalypse type thing related to scal

[thorny marlin]

died for nothing 😔

[warm gull]

"most people" <--- referring to irl people discussing the lore

[split mortar]

Oh

[thorny marlin]

uh

how does that work

[thorny marlin]

scal didn't caused a apocalypse tho

[split mortar]

Illmeris and azafure would feel like one during it

[warm gull]

Scal and brimmy cooked azafure

Scal made seafood dinner

[split mortar]

Accidentally

[warm gull]

She has caused a few apocalytic type scenarios

[split mortar]

And those are the atrocities we know of

[warm gull]

Genocides at the least

[split mortar]

Yeah

[thorny marlin]

if you aren't lore important in the calamity world you either

died from a genocide
die due to war
or die from an apocalytic event

pretty cool ngl

[pliant ruin]

bandit

they're not lore important in the slightest and they're also just chillin

thanks bandit

[split mortar]

Litteraly every npc other then permafrost,amidias and scal

[thorny marlin]

they steal money from goblin tinkerer

most important npc in gameplay ngl

[split mortar]

Other then goblin tinkerer

Since they can’t steal if they ain’t there

[thorny marlin]

true...

[thorny marlin]

other then bandit if you're not lore important in calamity world you're cooked 😭

[split mortar]

Merchant

[warm gull]

All of the other npcs

[split mortar]

Yeah

[warm gull]

And all of the unmentioned cities that were under yharim's control that never got genocided

[thorny marlin]

I mean

what happened when yharim started camping the dragon aerie

[warm gull]

Almost all the gods were already dead

He got depressed when he realized he couldn't kill xeroc

[thorny marlin]

(And also because he no longer had any of the allies that helped him commit genocide)

[warm gull]

Yeah but he only stopped because he essentially ran out of gods to kill

The only gods living at the beginning of the game that yharim didn't kill were slime god, provi, silva and xeroc

[split mortar]

Like providence flees and so sdoes slime god

[warm gull]

Yharim killed silva as good as he could

[split mortar]

Ravager can just be baited with a basic illusion

[warm gull]

And xeroc is too strong

[thorny marlin]

and then

[warm gull]

Ravager also isn't really a living god per se

[thorny marlin]

before he started camping in the dragon aerie

[split mortar]

Still should be put down

[thorny marlin]

he got murked by statis and braelor

[split mortar]

True

[thorny marlin]

then went to draedon so his armor could be upgraded

then statis and braelor got murked by devourer of gods

and uh sent to the distortion

[warm gull]

No that happened during the fight

And yeah they just got sent to distortion

Statis got out somehow

[thorny marlin]

statis got out cuz he gave an arm and a leg to signus so he could escape

[split mortar]

Pact with signus that lost him an arm and a leg I think

[warm gull]

Although I think it's weird, staris and braelor were lovers, and yet statis made a deal to get out of distortion and leave braelor behind?

[cosmic zenith]

(Not necessarily)

[split mortar]

Signus prob tricked statis into only saving himself

[cosmic zenith]

They're the only ones you see around in this continent

[split mortar]

iirc others have said he will have a quest that ends in killing signus

So he ain’t all that happy I think

[cosmic zenith]

It'll be clearer in the future how things aren't that black and white

[warm gull]

alright

[split mortar]

Yeah when yharim isn’t the biggest source of info

[thorny marlin]

statis' concept art shows he has a prothesic arm and leg

[warm gull]

Is this in reference to the number of living gods or the thing about statis leaving braelor?

[cosmic zenith]

Yharim also never states those were the last remaining Gods

I was talking about the Gods thing but it also applies to Statis leaving Braelor

[thorny marlin]

Yharim uh commited genocide on the gods in the continent

so their may be other gods outside of it

[warm gull]

He did a worldwide war actually

But it would make sense if there were other gods

[cosmic zenith]

^

[warm gull]

Cei apparently said the only gods that could be alive would be ones that specifically had ways of escaping or evading yharim

[spring helm]

God of running away

[warm gull]

Like there weren't any that he just missed

[cosmic zenith]

Yeah

[split mortar]

Like slime god sacrificing its paladins whenever it has a fight

Or providence just dipping normally

Ravager didn’t really survive

[thorny marlin]

made a to do list for the gods he did/didn't killed

[spring helm]

what's he so depressed for, there are still gods to kill
get off your ass Yharim

[split mortar]

Won’t be able to kill xeroc

[thorny marlin]

he can't kill xeroc

[split mortar]

All friends but yharim left

[thorny marlin]

also he has no friends who helped him with the genocide

[warm gull]

Yeah he's depressed because he can't kill xeroc who is the worst offender in his eyes

[split mortar]

1 big bee infected

[spring helm]

xeroc wasn't the only god left, bro just got lazy at the end

[split mortar]

The only ones left were ones that flee a fuck ton

[thorny marlin]

also he kicked out draedon for enslaving a bee

[split mortar]

Litteraly only one left that didn’t flee was ravager in this continent

[warm gull]

I mean what point is there in making the last 1% of gods into the last 0.01% of gods if he can't ever truly erase them

[spring helm]

and then came crawling back to draedon after getting his ass beat

[split mortar]

Plus if he runs into scal he would have a fight for his life

[thorny marlin]

scal gonna torture yharim 😭

[split mortar]

Especially when the left over ones flee so he might as well get someone to take godseeker title then chase providence for ten years

[warm gull]

Yharim is still stronger than calamitas and would beat her in a fight

[split mortar]

She would not be happy

[thorny marlin]

tbf

statis and braelor did almost kill yharim

[split mortar]

He would be near dead and she may have gotten stronger since he last saw her

[warm gull]

The difference in their power comes less from their raw strength and more from the fact that yharim has trained more

[split mortar]

Yes, but scal has gained enough skill to do a rudimentary necromantic replica of dragon revival with the sepulchre

So I’d say she is skilled

[glacial rampart]

also i dont think killing the god of apples or smth is exactly a priority

[split mortar]

Over the god of the sun

[warm gull]

She is in her late 20s and yharim is like 130 years old

[split mortar]

Xeroc leaked

[spring helm]

wide head

kinda looks like he's got cat ears

i forgot the horns

[warm gull]

nah I'd win

[pliant ruin]

i'm a strong believer that statis got tricked

faustian bargain scenario

which again would make sense given the statis ''storyline" with his quests will apparently culminate in you fighting signus

[warm gull]

Yeah I've heard about all that now

It's cool

[pliant ruin]

waiter! waiter! more faustian bargains please

[spring helm]

that was intent yes

[pliant ruin]

(madoka magica and limbus company fan its so over

[spring helm]

fuck it, too late for the top horns

[warm gull]

Faustian bargain where he intentionally gave up braelor to escape the distortion?

Still seems rather unfaithful

I mean

[pliant ruin]

No not intentionally

[spring helm]

"If Calamitas used her Stained, Brutal Calamity, it might give me a bit of trouble."

"But would you lose?"

"Nah, I'd win."

[warm gull]

It would make more sense of he was tricked

[pliant ruin]

My idea is that signus was like

"yeah i'll get you out"

[spring helm]

i kept looking at this and wondering why something felt missing
i forgot the damn horns

[pliant ruin]

"oh thanks man"

[frozen zodiac]

the world really is just out to separate the gays is it

[pliant ruin]

"but i'll need payment, give me your arm and your leg"
"ok sure, that's fine, just get us out please"

"us? i said you"

[spring helm]

😭

[warm gull]

Why didn't braelor make a deal with sigma is he stupid

With silva's blessing he could probably just regrow is body parts idk

So sigmore would probably ask for something else

[real silo]

silva gives braelor her arm

[warm gull]

But in all reality

What does signus actually gain from taking statis's arm and leg

[real silo]

mm food

[split mortar]

It’s the distortion

Just as gods get powers by worship

[pliant ruin]

hehe arm

[woeful patio]

Yummers, leg and arm

[pliant ruin]

slaps you. with Leg

[split mortar]

Signus could get power via extremely costly deals

Gfb signus better bitch slap us with statis arm as a one shot

[warm gull]

Maybe sigman just wanted to study a strong human or something

Considering that statis is probably actually stronger than signus

[split mortar]

Pretty sure it was said braelor did most of the work against yhar

It likely works for Noxus in some way so I’d say it probably has some weird goal

[frozen zodiac]

if signus has sentience it might just be for the pleasure of ripping someone's body apart and making it painful
doesn't necesarilly have to be a gain of some sort that isnt emotional

[split mortar]

Then why not just tear statis apart normally

[spring helm]

just a hater

[frozen zodiac]

would it not be more painful to one to have to deal with a missing arm and leg than just ending it all right then and there?

[split mortar]

Remove all limbs

[spring helm]

yandare singus
"You can't love someone other than me Statis, that's not okay"

[split mortar]

I have seen
Draedon is yharims ex
Yharon and yharim are together
Signus is a yandare for statis

Why

Pretty sure all in lore discussion aswell

[frozen zodiac]

i guess one could argue that a deal with signus would have an equal price and payout

[spring helm]

Braelor did not want to lose a limb

[warm gull]

Braelor has low pain tolerance

[split mortar]

God of life give back arm

[spring helm]

"Um no, Silva grew these arms for me thank you very much you can't have them"

[frozen zodiac]

maybe they just wouldnt go as far as "oh you want to get out? fine i'll let you out of here, IN A MILLION BLOODY PIECES gore.png" just, losing a vital part of yourself

[split mortar]

Auric rejection would be extra worse

[warm gull]

Braelor did yharim hitless

[split mortar]

Very not the case

[warm gull]

Because of his low pain tolerance

[split mortar]

Statis helped

[warm gull]

melon gun try to detect sarcasm challenge impossible

[spring helm]

Friendly pat on the back to Braelor
Collapses in pain
"OW FUCK WHY DID YOU DO THAT STATIS THAT HURT!!??!"

[split mortar]

Nah statis distracted yhar while braelor was crying from one punch

[real silo]

Maybe signus is a skinwalker and the arm and leg he's been using was starting to rot

[spring helm]

🫵

different Shiki picture

[split mortar]

Considering the guy is just a floating body of mouths I doubt that

[real silo]

I'm stuff

[spring helm]

sorry i was late

[real silo]

it's the first anime pfp I've ever used

anyways

[split mortar]

Haven’t seen kana in a bit

[pliant ruin]

all of my pfps are anime pfps

[spring helm]

throwback

[pliant ruin]

either that or they're anime adjacent

limbus is a game and not anime but it's close enough

[spring helm]

anime

[pliant ruin]

thats anime

real

[real silo]

I used to have a pixel art sun and some assorted flags as pfp

Used to make my own pfps

But I really like the fanart people make of this lady so I've just been using those as pfps for the last like 3 years

[warm gull]

anime is not real

anime is fake

fictional medium

[glacial rampart]

what is this

2014

[split mortar]

Maybe signus could take something mental as the deal, like the ability for braelor to feel any form of affection since braelor prob can just regrow or regain easily a limb

[real silo]

yeah just like you

[warm gull]

Yeah

However anime and me are not real in different ways

[real silo]

I mean he wouldn't need to take anything from braelor because braelor is still stuck in the distortion

[split mortar]

Yeah

[real silo]

he did no favors for braelor

[spring helm]

Braelor wanted to solo the Distortion

[real silo]

doom slayer

[split mortar]

But maybe something like it costing that is why braelor won’t take a deal if one it given to him

[real silo]

broom.. slayer

[spring helm]

Braeler Slayer

[split mortar]

Ah, dog

[real silo]

broom brayer

[pliant ruin]

anime is real

but only the ones i say are real

the other ones arent

[warm gull]

I wish anime was real but we jave to face reality

The cold hard truth

[real silo]

cheas have you watched kara no kyoukai

[warm gull]

And grind our faces agaisnt the pavement of cold hard truth until they get ripped off

[split mortar]

Anime is real because you are not

[split mortar]

That’s not very truthful of you

[pliant ruin]

i have not 😔

[real silo]

go

!!

[proven rivet]

Yharim lore: Yharim is a puppet controlled by Taranza after he get bored without his gf

[rotund shore]

What would draedons favorite anime be

[real silo]

Evangelion

[split mortar]

What’s the accurate one about bloodcells and the immune system?

[real silo]

Or any gundam show

[spring helm]

"Mikiya, take a look. This is the
Garden of Sinners™️ ."

[real silo]

hataraku saibou

cells at work

[warm gull]

yharim is a puppet controlled by Tanzania??!?!

[magic epoch]

i thought that said tarzan

[split mortar]

No instead it’s the country

[warm gull]

freak discussion

[magic epoch]

freaky nohit

[glossy wolf]

does yharon actually care about yharim or does he just follow him because he'll probably die if he doesnt do as he says

[warm gull]

As far as we know he does actually care deeply for him

Yharon saved yharim from dying in lava

He could have left him there

+rotjd's lyrics point to him actually caring for him

And they're attuned