#lore-discussion
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thing is the don't starve content in calamity lore is very much noncanon
btw aido if you didnt see i sent my fanfic here and it got me timed out lmao
I appreciate the permafrost being a overprotective father that blows up the bullies interpretation over the calamitas blows up the bullies ones it's unique
dm it
drampa pokedex entries vibes
Sisters of Aqua Bestiary Entries Nephele, Skyās Valkyrie A name lost to recent history, a consequence of a tyrannical genocide to all elementals. Prior to the separation, she was often called the leader of the Sisters due to her cunning plans and belief in sticking with family. On numerous occas...
for context it says that drampa has burnt down the houses of bullies
which is fucking insane
(calamitas finally getting an actual education after years of living in a cave after the terrarian killed yharim and she moved back in with permafrost at their new house
the other kids discussing magic:
haha yeah i can do a fireball. isnt that so cool. haha
calamitas:
oh haha that one is really nice.... look at what i can do isnt that also cool
(summons the tormented soul of the agonizing lost one
other students:
calamitas goes back home
put in time out
I instantly just imagined the last bullet hell section starting
Noob this is badass
for a bit more context, the current very poorly planned and indev name is "Chronos"
"father i think god hates me"
and this ones currently is "The Black Knight"
eh
its
alright
no one has actually pointed out like
all the things i put into it
It was supposed to be a reactionšš
I really hope that xeroc looks like markiplier
finally reaching xeroc
how far could normal man markiplier last if he was in the calamity universe
assuming terrarians and humans are just the same general biology, mark could be kind of cracked
"i'm ready.... i wonder wht his ascended form looks like"
like how all the "a name" parts of the bestiary entries are like
you just hear a loud, booming voice from afar
properly thought out for each of the elementals
"Hello....
you go
"That must be him! Alright, time to drink my buff potions!"
but then
"....Everybody."
"Hello everybody this is Xeroc and welcome back to testing the Terrarian"
it reflects what happened to the elementals
You see a rift opening up in the sky
"My name is Xerociplier."
You just go
"Oh no."
"And welcome back to another episode of Killing you."
did cheese turn schizo
tmodloader is then uninstalled from your pc forever
This part of the lore is actually really needed. I really like your take on everything. Anahita seems totally menacing
I dunno why this is making me laugh so much
"Hello everybody my name is- FUCKING, SHIT!" -Markiplier upon his death at the hands of the gods, 2024
anyways sisters of aqua explains like a morbillion stuff about current lore and i like how i did that
but
other than that
eh
yes
i really hated how there were anahita apologists
You added much needed context to the characters I really like that
so i really turned up the evil dial for her here
to make it hit home that yes
SHE IS FUCKING AWFUL
i want her
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an evil character doesnt need to be redeemable to be a good written character
Cheese
you sick fuck, i hate how we think the sa-
alright grandma now let's get you to bed
sweetheart plush is not real, she can't hurt you
chat, is it evil to like evil people?
noob
idk
uhhh why
she looks evil, thats evil
All I know of limbus company is my brother yapping about it to me
Limbus company is an actual thing???
I thought that was just lethal company but a meme
No its a shared hallucination
she looks evil and crazy
help.
i am totally sane
i like normal women who act normal
Limbus company looks cool but I only have time for two gacha games in my life
unless the goblin tinkerer is a gacha system
then its three
this is anahita if she was written poorly 
she even has like 4 sisters and her home place was destroyed (at her own hands)
no i dislike black pearl actually
I liked cookie run kingdom but the gameplay felt like it was getting worse over time
it's like the least gacha gacha game ever if that changes anything
is that mf cookie run
i'm over halfway through it and i haven't spend a single cent
yeah she is
yes
i stopped playing ckr a fucking while ago
like uhhh
I preferred Ovenbreak
Yeah I quit it too, got so mid
the last character i got was cotton cookie
But they removed the gacha
I like the voice acting, writing, and designs, that is all
Now itās unplayable
i was a pumpkin pie main
they should add a gacha system to calamity mod
Yea
pay 50 cents to roll for a good weapon
just turn off goblin rng config
1/4M chance for legendary DoG skin
I can't wait til I pull the 5 star calamitas alt outfit
honestly i fully understand yall quitting a lot of the updates have been mid or actively sabotaged by paywalls 
i quit like a few months after the game started
im only this loyal and still playing because its a comfort game for me with its characters
the game is kind of uber mid now
I might go and watch alot of the cutscenes on yt some day
highlight recently was literally just a club penguin style plaza where people could interact
i need to play omori
It took gigashits of data
I've been meaning to replay OMORI to do the alt route
but I have another indie rpg with a black and white protag to play (See also, my pfp)
||hikikomori route?||
i started playing it yesterday
Yeah
and i think i kind of fell in love
notably i already had the game
for like
a long while
but it was just wasting away in my library
what motivated me to play it is
bitc
||iirc it focuses more on the rpg aspects of otherworld over the rl stuff||
I started this super cool game called in stars and time, and like, its awesome, Im already in love with these characters, but I swear I can't focus on a 30 hour rpg long enough to beat it rn
OHOHOHOHOHOHO
she's so bad that she's the reason i'm playing the game and she's also my profile picture
well my profile picture is perfectheart
but like
close enough
an obnoxious looking person
and then the update right now was SO STUPIDLY OUTRAGEOUS at first because we have had Dark Cacao, one of the Ancient Heroes who was VERY mid who was outclassed quickly by lower rank units, the devs attempted to REPLACE him with a new "Awakened" version of him that was completely separate and had to be upgraded from zero
everyone hated the proposed system so much the community had enough for once and was sending peaceful truck protests to the developer hqs and many of the top performing player guilds were announcing until change was made they would stop spending money
sweetheart is a character that i want to dip in milk and throw at a wall
by this i mean she's my favorite character in the game
anyways she sucks
jesus christ I think im glad I jumped off of the game
my favorite is kel, I dunno, I relate with him
kel is nice
the character writing in the game is really nice as a whole
but also like. sweetheart is the exact genre of character i love
like
this bitch is my favorite klk character
thankfully this week Tower of Adventures released and its already off to a way better launch, its a multiplayer focused top down view combo game and its been extremely friendly to new players
like
like yeahhh
she's a insane evil person with no qualms on killing people just because Why Not Lol
but alsooo
she does this so she's forgiven
:P
"You'll never get the charges to stick" vibes
hm
i think
so in one of my stories, the black knight, i want to make an opposing uhh
group
and currently i have only 2 members but i need more
so this may be good time to gather inspiration
opposing group to whomst tho
it wouldnt be incorrect to say the main characters but it also wouldnt be correct either
it would not just threaten them. it would threaten everyone. everything
i thought it was hatsune miku with pink filter
Me too
nop
its perfectheart omori
I mike liku
also last thing i'll go on about nui but her theme slaps go listen to it
How can something so cute be so terrifying?
banger
so like
a villainous faction basically?
does that quote not sound similar to one you already know?
look . Ok
u have to remembeer that my btrain is small. Ok
stop expecting me to be smar
im fucking stupi
Noxus is cool
the auric soul of vaguely insect looking things that aren't actually insects but like arachnids and myriapods and such
yharim with spider legs?
its part of ||This knowledge|| and accompanies all the members whenever they go on a mission to Earth. it only frowns if a member of ||is not yours yet.|| fails to complete their mission
this thing is intentionally unnamed btw
what would happen if the dragon's aerie started crumbling with us still inside
would yharim do a revenge of meta knight and start chasing us down before we get out to not let us escape alive
it is kinda hard to understand what the fuck you're talking about without insider information
this is one of the members that will oppose the main characters in my cal fanfic
the parts that are spoilered is the name of the group
Bug God/dess is close to Amidas and Silva but got killed by Yharham
Also close to the Happy Fish Couple cause water bugs
apt description of lore discussion
Yeah
What theyāre saying goes over my head
But thatās okay
A lot goes over my head
wat im saying?
No what all of you are talking bout
oh
Itās a culmination of everything you guys were talking about
Idk how to word properly
Mb
half the people in lore discussion either have insider information via nepotism, patreon, or literally are developers and so there is a large disparity in what people know and it makes it a little bit annoying to actually communicate about calamity lore when those people can't talk about half the stuff they know because things just have to stay secret
did you know plaguebringer goliath is actually a dragon
Yeah itās obviously an attempt to create an auric dragon
that's why yharim got os mad at draedon that one time
queen bees r actually draconic offshoots
Yharim is secretly John Wulfrum
Their names both end with the m
And he did it as a stunt so more people could join
yharim intentionally created a weak resistance so that people would be more inclined to join an alr existing resistance than make a new one
āLook at these pathetic attempts made by the followers of the gods, trying to stop what is destined to beā
Yharim says while thinking about how he messed up the soldering for most of the designs
using wulfrum as a base material was the first mistake
should have just used um
steel
probably less expensive too
What even is wulfrum??
...This isn't a serious question, right?
Dude I'm running of sleep deprivation. so...maybe?
it's usually the first material from calamity you get
OOOHH you mean lorewise, makes more sense
Forgot this was the lore channel, I think... somehow.
Ah yes me asking lore questions in #lore-discussion
we dont know
For a moment I thought I missed out on some obvious lore text and felt stupid
i headcanon it as an alloy between tungsten, tin and mana, whose physical attributes are noticably weaker, but its ability to operate with mana is heightened
tldr; my headcanon is weak alloy metal but good for mana usage
presumably magic conductive? flimsy metal that is only useful because of the magic stuff it can do
now wulfrum stuff in a steel shell
that would probably be better
at that point just use a crystal
i will fight to the day i die that crystals and mana go hand in hand
I'm pretty sure that's just the truth
even in vanilla
very stereotypically magical thing
Huh I never made the connection between magic and wulfrum (haven't played mage in Calamity yet)
not even just mage
wulfrum bullets transform into lasers
and it has summoner armor which is pretty magically inclined
Today I learned something new
I think the screwdriver does something mildly magical as well but I don't remeber
its mainly wulfrum prothesis' tooltip that led me to such a conclusion
I really have to read the item lore section...
Another quick question. what's the deal with ninjas and slimes?
At times they work in tandem, as seen in certain prosthetic limbs.
ninja clan worshipped slime god
theres the onyx kinsmen, which are presumed to be a clan of ninjas (given statis is a ninja) who worshipped slime god
what if mayhaps the ninja inside king slime is some sort of elaborate burial ritual
throudon alr had that headcanon months before you,,,,
Hmmhm. Okay thanks y'all!
how old is the princess
8?
let's go with that
nvm i'm bumping it up to 12
8 is too young to be good at the things the other npc's say she's good at
like using guns
She's probably 8, but she's just american smh my head
š¦ šŗšøšŗšøšŗšø
Seriously though, there's no reliable way to tell just about any npc's age in a somewhat specific way
She's probably not 8, though.
she is still like 80% the height of the player
Again, but more specifically, height's not really a reliable way
But anyways, that doesn't really matter
the princess is actually 1 year old
Really? I thought she was trillions of millenia old...
All we know is princess and angler are children, and every other npc are adults
I thought party girl was a child too
No, why do people always think this
Cause she doesnāt get pissy during the blood moon
And the only people that do are the Female Adult npcs
Angler and princess are children because they leave when they die, rather then actually die
Because they canāt have children dying in brutal-ish pixely gore
I think itās just since sheās so cartoonishly cheery, although Iāve also seen it interpreted as her being trans so the whole period joke with the others doesnāt apply to her
Having all but three of the npcs (also doesnāt apply to zoologist since sheās angry due to other reasons) have unique blood moon dialogue based purely on a stupid joke is so funny to me
Yeah any full moon has her savage
And transfem party girl is a kind of fire
Yeah thatās definitely what the devs were going for, but that wonāt stop Headcanons
Headcanon: The Gods had a Fortnite Clan and Yharim sucked ass so his revenge started cause he couldnāt build if his life was on the line
The gods casted him into the volcano after he kept asking to play no build instead
Exactly
the gods cast him into lava because they didnt want to respect his pronouns
Donāt pain Yharim as the victim
damn yharim was right on this one specific issue
are you saying youre not respecting yharims choice to come out as transmasc
how awful
I donāt know what that is..?
think transfem but replace fem with masc
context clues
ftm, yes
Ohhhh okay
Sorry Iām not really
I donāt wanna come off as someone against it, but I donāt really know much about the LBGTQ+?
Like Iām not against it
I just know very little
understandable
i msde that gif
Yeah that's totally fine lol
ur a celebrity erm
Bandit is nonbinary that's for sure
I knew about that
yea undersyanding wht transmasc/transfem was was confusingfor me at first
There was like a whole discussion about their shimmer form
I totally have art of it
bandit and xeroc are both non binary characters
and
youve also never seen them in the same room together
therefore this means only one conclusion

Banroc theory real
The bandit having like 250 hp unlike every other cal npc who has alot is a trick, they have like 250 billion million
i own everything
no way its the bandaid
They look like they ride horses for a living tbh
Be non binary, do crimes is such words to live by
many people would prevent you from using your own property so how can you prove its yours if everybody else pretends it isn't?
I mean they are the bandit
HOLY SHIT OURPLE!!!!
what if I dont wanna do crimes though
be gay and do crimes
force
Those tend to rob trains and ride horses sometimes
Coward
I mean admittedly in some places our existence is a crime so.
Fellow They/He
š
in some places my existence is a crime. not because im trans, im just actually a criminal in 37 countries
LOL
if you be gay and do crimes then people will associate being gay with doing crimes
when then ur existence isnt a crime bc the crime is a crime.not ur existence
They should make it so having your favorite color be orange is a crime punishable by blindness
if i wear dapper clothes and do crime then people will accociate dapperness with crime
yes
they should make having your favourite colour be purple give you one million dollars a day
who is they?
i dunno
To explain the joke, orange actually didn't exist as the color for ages. It used to just be called red
i will wear war armor whenever i do crime so people know i am prepared to commit crimes
i will make them fear me
if I got a million dollars for it my favorite color would be purple not by virtue of the color, but by virtue of the fact that it gives me 1 million dollars
I would like purple for the money
āSon, it was you who killed meā
āWhat kind of name is You Who?ā
whoever they is, they have a lie detector and can tell if u actually like ourple or not
really now
lie detectors are widely known to be unreliable
plus it really is my favorite color anyways
so if I said my second favorite color is purple what would your lie detector say
You can bypass them
what ifl
lie detector ya
say "im guilty" and then accelerate ur hesrtbeat
so it detects it as a lie
and therefore ur innocent
easy lie detector pass
it would say the truth
I love consciously accelerating my heartbeat in real time
My favorite color is cyan, this is relevant to calamity lore
All you have to do is clench your cheeks and you can bypass any question by making it true
this is a 100% accurate lie detector
i used to be able to do it
it reads ur mind
Yes calamity invented adrenaline
can we kill this user
I think the real advancement here is the 100% accurate lie detector not the 1 million dollars for purple
Thank fabsol for blessing us with that
did fabsol also invent stress
ok
No Goozma did
Well maybe Iām Goozma
ppl think lie detectors would be used in law but it wouldnt and it woul just be used in holographic truth or dare
No way Iām a huge fan of your work
Can I have your autograph????
Iām getting the rope
so you could lift cars at will without having to have a loved one underneath it???
no
I've decided that you could do that
i like remembered the feeling of adrenaline and could just kinda do it but it wasnt much adrenaline
If you wanna lift cars just trap somebody you care about underneath to get adrenaline 
If you want adrenaline to lift cars, summon an easy boss like king slime
u know yhat feeling u get where u like
are you implying that I don't already do that?
and it feels like ur shaking in ur legs
or shuddering
its something to do with that
Nah, see that doesn't work IRL unless your entire family is being absorbed by King Slime
I do not have a prehensile nervous system
You gotta go the extra mile
i can like make my nervous system go weird so i become super twitchy
Like, how twitchy?
i hav to be lying down tho
How do you trigger it?
it like builds up and my legs like jerk and stuff
This is sounding more and more like a seizure...
voluntary seizures is crazy
hard to explain u can like stop moving but extra loss of control
"Yeah I just lay on the ground and flail around uncontrollably whenever I feel like it"
just let urself lose control completely
THAT'S CALLED A SEIZURE
and then like do weird stuff with nervous sytem
YOU NEED HELP
when I stop controlling my flesh suit it doesn't move
Have you told your doctor about this?
I mean if it doesn't happen randomly there is no problem
No, it is definitely a problem. It is an underlying condition for SOMETHING, idk what though
I mean if I could manually turn my heartbeat off then there would be no problem because it wouldn't just happen without me doing it
@amber cedar I seriously urge you to go to a hospital soon to get that checked out, it could be a fucking brain tumor or something.
u know that feelig where u like let urself lose control of ur muscles and u can like feel a falling feeling and u just intensify rhat feeling
that how it works
No, I don't
i hve always been able to do it
That doesn't make it okay...
I know the feeling of falling while laying in bed but it's fleeting
fun fact: mentioning the concept of breathing makes it manual
i love breathing
also, mentioning posture makes you correct it
but I didn't
I am waiting some amount of time ebfore I correct it to show that it was my own decision and not your voodoo magic
i find it funny how i have good control over my nervous system but im shit at gymnastics
funner fact ||you lost the game, again||
well i have never actually tried
No, it isn't. One is an automatic reaction from your nervous system, the other is a psychological response
FUCK why did I read the spoiler tag
I don't do the knee hammer though so he's right
actually its not automatic
you can decide to not move your leg with the nammer
i do that
iirc seizures are caused by involuntary increases in electrical brain activity but im th one controlling it so its not a seizure
but you aren't controlling it, you're manually letting go of control
Controllable seizure
you can control any automatic thing with practice
just dont practice controlling seizures, you will die before you master that
Its like "ahh today i feel like having a seizure"
Then you likely have Hyporeflexia or a similar disorder, there is a reason doctors do that. They are checking to see if you have a normal response, because not automatically jerking your knee is a symptom of several underlying health conditions
also dont try controlling your heartbeat, like seriously there is nothing worse you can do to yourself
whats the knee hammer
they hit you on the knee with a hammer and your leg should go up
I don't have a disorder because my knee doesn't go up chief, it isn't that deep
You know how doctors hit your knee with a hammer when you are a kid?
no
Why tf do you think they do it then?
also wtf erm in lore discussion again???
to test your reflexes?
You think they just do it for fun, or do you think maybe that they have a damn good reason for it?
Iirc it's something to do with reaction, but idrk
gogernment mandated squeaky hammer to the head
to test the reflexes
government mandated gf
It doesn't test reflexes though. Your brain doesn't actually process the movement, it happens within a few milliseconds on its own. That is, for the average person, anyway
disguised irs agent *
i hate ploo
kills u
i forget this exists for extended periods
i would talk more if i remembered
erm user memory when
...
@warm gull Here is an excerpt from a Stanford article if you don't believe me. This is what is supposed to happen automatically without any concious thought behind it
well too bad i can control if my leg goes up or not
this sounds like a skill issue to me tbh
the problem is they are only using a mallet
a sledgehammer would definitely provoke a response
respectfully not reading all that
nah actually they should use a pickaxe
my knee does not go up when hammer and I have no problems with my health
Being able to control it is normal. Having a damaged/dysfunctional nervous system isn't
i dont have a nervous system i have an anxious one
i have a
You CAN move your knee whenever you want, but you can't stop yourself from involuntary jerking it if you have a fully functioning nervous system
depression system
i voluntarily jerk the knee
this sounds like a hydraulic press
i will press u
Do you have to move it though or does it do it on its own?
real
it does it on its own so long as my conscious mind doesn't deny it
Then you have a normal nervous system
That is what is meant to happen
im gonna pull on ppl's exposed nerves
endocrine system more like system that deprives me of my crippling addiction to seratonin
basically flinching is like jolts in electricity in ur nervous system, if u remember the feeling u can do it manually, u can then try escalating it ro the point of full body flinching and hold it like that for a while if ur good
im giving a tutorial
lober
no
the lober tutorial
om going bed
You realize that you can have a serious health condition without displaying serious symptoms right? For example, you (not you in particular, well maybe but probably not) could have cancer and have very minor or even no symptoms for many years
if you pull on someone's nerves will it shrink their body like a drawstring
they would fall over permanentaly
people always say that skeletons are scary but what would you do if this pulled up
but nerve boss
omg colossal
literally just the muscular system but ok
Why does his face lowkey look kinda like Joe Biden
colossal titam spotted
be shocked at how symmetrical all its muscles are
and then scream bc shiganshina has fallen
ok but wyd if this guy pulls up
PREPARE THYSELF
@octo
ooh wait you guys are saying offensive things in regards to anime?
i think season 4
umm
invincible is mid
haha got your nise
u havent watched it have u
but the opening os good though
i'm half way through part 1 of it
fair
I didn't like the ending, but id still say AOT is a good anime to watch
imo the boys is a pretty bad show and invincible isnt that amazing
ending isnt so bad that it ruins the entire show
personally I like the first opening and the 4th season part 1 openings the best
the boys is
shinzo wo sasageyo is mid at best
the boys are back in town
i can't watch it
I don't like gore
same
invincible is objectively better than the boys but its still like mid at best
imo anime is bad
not suprising seeing as its a superhero thing
ok bye
I get enough the boys from watching videos breaking down how omni man no diffs homelander
wtfrick
the boys fans are the ppl the show makes fun of
evangelion is an anime
I heard that the boys comics were bad in comparison to the show
evangelion is literally peak
i didnt like evangelion
I am going to treat evangelion the same way as I treat dragonball and one piece
It insists upon it self
shinji hospital scene


ok guy who doesn't like catboys
OH
Bro was going thru it when he wrote that scene
u watched the rebuilds?
and the instrumebtality project is just a bad idea
no
the kiss was in the oeiginal show
lol they are all horrible and miserable people thats like the whole point
Whereās that one image of āthe terrarians lore is up to YOU!ā
unless ploo watches sao abridged I'm not touching evangelion
I phrased it like a suggestion but its actually compulsory
i mainly just hate that one specific character who kisses shinji
what prompted this image
Ty
terrarians lore is up to you
i also dont rlly like tbe themes of the show
the only way for humanity to be at peace isnt to all fuse together into a prinordial soup amalgamation
fellas, is it weird to not be gay?
is it gay to be a girl
okay is it gay to like femboys, but like only because of their femininity
getting conversion therapy rn
you're in the calamity community
wtf
transes ur gender too
yes
I have never revealed my gender
but like you're attracted to them because of their femininity
i think the only thing good about evangelion is like individual concepts and visuals but the show itself was way too slow paced and boring
imagine feeling attraction to people in any way but magnetic smh
like the femininity is whats attractig you and not the boy aprt
still gay
but like you dont mind that its a boy
thats gay
personally my favorite part of evangelion is Pacific Rim
that is still 1000000000000% gay
if they say they are a boy then its gay
damn im... nah i cant say it
this conversation is so gay
im gay
true and real
Get back on topic or I'm making you š
im also gay
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
gay discussion
Happy pride month everyone
is silva gay
uhhhhh statis and braelor are gay
back on topic? we never were???
LOL
silva is gay i think
Happy pride month for the next two days
girl liker
How healthy is brealor and statis realtionship
im extending pride month
when has this ever actually been discussing about lore
dog made them break up and is thus homophobic
is it gay to like trans women or does that fall into the femboy category
even silva couldnt make it this healthy
No no Pride Month ends
Pride Wrath then starts
no i dont think so
I mean if youāre a man attracted to a woman, thatās straight
the only time lore fiscussion discusses lore is like as a coverup when a mod appears to pretend we r on topic
what
some would argue that its not gay, because transwomen, are infact, women
not gay
girl
Not gay. Trans women are women.
just curious
wat kind of question is that
guess I'm not gay
plumg
slime god
no slime god is either male or nonbinary I thought
individual body parts dont own someones gender its the person themselves
bro is slime
uh the hallow is fabulous and made sg turn woman
i just woke up
ummmmmmmmm
then i fell asleep again
estrogen biome
woke people are awoke we need to stop them
slime god transitions between when you fight it and when you fight queen slime
i am treating trans women bosses like any other boss: i either kill them or forget about their existence
husheen

is it really discrimination if you treat everyone else poorly too
I never forget to kill any boss
can we turn pusheen into a girl
they all deserve to die for idk holding good loot
:3
haha yeah theres a reason im aroace
hey wait i just saw that you guys are PGB donors, did you get to name an NPC?
nope
lol
i dont feel like it
push is a cowardly bitch so he never asked to name one
do you have a npc name
nope
technically yes
it would only not be discrimination if u treat urself the same
@earnest flare go to patreoncord right now and ping ozz to name an npc
you think i have self-confidence?
if i ever got pgb status i would name the traveling merchant for colgator, so that there a chance it will say "colgator the traveling merchant has arrived!"
haha lmao no
as like a jumpscare
or ur a coward
rgb pbg
i will ping ozz for u
how about you lose your balls like most trans women and mind your own business
forget about fredon
what is this sentence
what in the goddamn is cupoiromantic
i dont know
whar
someone who doesn't feel romantic attraction but desires a romantic relationship
?
can you like
not
... oh
yeah
you fucking idiot
i think im going to leave this conversation
how would that even work
sticks aren't very explosive
nuh uh
UNLESS
just hit them rlly hard
that too
its not contradictory
how hard do you have to slap a chicken to cook it vibes
u can want something even if u dont have a part of it
yeah umm sorry if i was aggressive these past few minutes i just dont like the topic of gender and sexuality for non-homophobic reasons
yeah i got that after i read it a few times
I like to play calamity mod and kill cool bosses to get cool loot
@visual kiln
and read even cooler LORE!!
ploo'd
what the fuck is going on here
don't ask don't tell
oooh imagine how much new lore will drop with the sunken sea rework𤤠𤤠š¤¤
š¢
this might be my queue
your queue for what
critaquil user
what if sunken sea is just a metaphor snd its just a regular sea and the sunken part is amidias sunken eyebags bc hes under a lot of stress
wtf I just saw the time change on the message I sent
u must become a ploo
"queue" contains 4 vowels in a row
why
it'd b funny
what happened to the ploo movement
you can spell queue with one letter
everyone seems to be back to normal
c
it went the way of the crusades
one might say
the ploovment
booooo (more like ploooooo)
that was a good one
i love lore lire lire lire lire lire lire HOW DID I MISPELL THAT SEVERAL TIMES IN A ROW
trends die
broš
why are you named after a toothpaste brand
im changing the spellin lg of lire
*sis
because the Alligator on the pic has very healthy teeth
bro is a gender neutral term and i will die on that hill
wrong reply
š«µ
its short for brother
apparently also changing the spellin lg of spellin lg
tru
doesnt feel like that
I call everyone on the internet bro because of all the damn memes
that are just "bro"" followed by another sentence
I think that bro is not necessarily gender neutral but correcting it is pedantic and more annoying than helpful probably
I swear every time someone says "I'm a woman" in response to being called bro it just instantly kills the entire conversation
that is true
Nobody is exempt to being called bro
those who know ---> š
unless somebody is not aware of another's gender
im summoning all the yt shorts children
evacuate while u can
oh boy fresh bodies to add to the pile
it really isn't that big of a deal either way
im not following along with this conversation
I was called an NPC by 6th graders i was teaching because they asked if i watch yt shorts and i answered yes ive watched a few
bro, dude, and guys are words that mean something idk i forgot English 
just dont watch youtube shorts smh

it's like 3 different chains of replies all about different barely adjacent things
grim do you have something to say
wait did your pfp change colors
bro wants war
No itās always been blue
slightly brighter wires GO
no is wear it was pink
My pfp is lickitung but itās blue cause itās my favorite color
Itās always been blue
ploo
ploo
stop gaslamping me
much larger wires GO
the last two ploos
hmm i suddenly have the urge to put copper wiring in my mouth
no
wha
its gonna exxplode
rexxplode
isnt it gaslanterning
why is it moving
why is what moving
live copper wire or just copper wire

yea it is
the cat image
live
it's actually oiluminating
idk wut ur talking abt
i have always wanted to taste electricity snd fire
the wide cat up there!
the wire cat
idk its name
ya i dun see it moving
electricity tastes like carbonated water I think
OH GOD IT IS WTF
also i think the feeling of hot pizza is genetic bc i felt hot pizza in a dream before irl and it felt the same
like
Stare at it
overlt hot pizza that burns

cant fool meš
type at ploo
wtf do u meab fool
gaslighting is odorless, get a detector
are u a medieval fooler
you keep using the wrong term are you feeling okay?
at ploo
