lore-discussion

[visual kiln]

how important is she to the story

[humble fog]

If he keeps the helmet on then

Hear me out

[visual kiln]

u think

[pliant ruin]

i think silva is cute and i dont like the thought of her being fucked up and almost dead if it wasnt for her immortality so i choose ot ignore it

[brazen moth]

i hope we get to actually see silva

[pliant ruin]

thats my stance on her

[visual kiln]

pplumg

:plumg:

[viral dagger]

id save silva if i could, i feel bad for her

[pliant ruin]

she seems more important than most other gods

[brazen moth]

in my next playthrough i’m gonna do it as like a worshipper of silva

[pliant ruin]

maybe on the same level as providence of importance, idk

but tbf

[visual kiln]

just generally tho

[humble fog]

Silva seems huggable

[pliant ruin]

we havent gotten much on her

[brazen moth]

true

[pliant ruin]

most developed characters so far are like

draedon obviously

yharim

[visual kiln]

interesting

[pliant ruin]

calamitas

thats kind of it

[humble fog]

I would let her pet me

[tropic oak]

hello lorians

[lean crag]

Have you seen the Eid art of just exactly that?

[visual kiln]

u should read the draedon logs :plumg:

[pliant ruin]

alot of characters are yet to receive more development through things like new dialogue and fight reworks n stuff

[lean crag]

But as a character design

[visual kiln]

not the new ones

[desert bloom]

lorde is the yharim's wife 🔥🧠

[brazen moth]

i sent a picture of silva and my friend said smash and it made me very uncomfortable

[visual kiln]

bites

[brazen moth]

NO

[visual kiln]

critter users

[viral dagger]

NO POPCORN NO

[spring helm]

now hear me out guys

[desert bloom]

what does that m-

oh

[viral dagger]

POPCORN

[pliant ruin]

its funny when ppl who i know r cool do it cuz i know they mean no harm but its freaky when ppl whove never seen the character design before say it to me

idk

[tropic oak]

ignored…….

[pliant ruin]

it feels different

[visual kiln]

based art

based design

[humble fog]

No more hugs :<

[tropic oak]

this will be silva in

[viral dagger]

worth it

[spring helm]

she got that gold endoskeleton

auric even

[brazen moth]

i would hug her still

[pliant ruin]

thats such a cool design but i dont like the idea of silva looking like that she dosent deserve that : (

[lean crag]

Again not by me

[pliant ruin]

shes a cute girldont do that to her

[brazen moth]

she deserves hugs

[lean crag]

Haydenator

[desert bloom]

how is silva

[tropic oak]

silva must DIE.

[brazen moth]

mhm tru

[visual kiln]

thats silva after i get her >:3

[spring helm]

just gotta stuff some planty mush in her and she'll be right as day

[brazen moth]

https://preview.redd.it/heres-the-official-concept-art-for-silva-the-goddess-of-v0-fqpqu2l9l9sc1.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1f81ddd5e754185f4d6970214bf0e843a416094e

[desert bloom]

alright

[humble fog]

Scal*

[tropic oak]

Silva after i flay the skin off of her and throw her into the abyss (My name is Yharim

[desert bloom]

lol

[pliant ruin]

leave my girls alone

they aint do nothing wrong

[brazen moth]

WHAT

[pliant ruin]

go after providence instaed shes a bitch

[visual kiln]

tbf

[humble fog]

Can’t I do both

[spring helm]

silva has done nothing wrong

[tropic oak]

scal my love

[spring helm]

y'know except eat a dragon

[tropic oak]

tortured woman

[visual kiln]

if someone from ilmeris wanted scal dead

i would help them

:3

[pliant ruin]

no u wouldnt

[tropic oak]

nuh uh

[desert bloom]

😱😱😱😱

[pliant ruin]

maybe it was a bad dragon

[brazen moth]

scal is a traumatized sad tortured girl. yes she did bad things but it wasn’t her own will to do it

[pliant ruin]

maybe it was a evil fucked up dragon

actually no

going with my own headcanon

[brazen moth]

i almost made a joke to this

[humble fog]

She fucked around now she’s gonna find out

[pliant ruin]

it probably was a good dragon thta willingly gave up its soul to silva

[desert bloom]

im sexual attracted to calamitas clone (joke)

[pliant ruin]

she ALREADY FOUND OUT

LEAVE HER ALONE

[visual kiln]

what if

[humble fog]

No shes going to afterlife

[visual kiln]

noxus is a girl

[humble fog]

With the river lethe

[spring helm]

someone call reddit user u/notregedit

[pliant ruin]

makima is listening

[tropic oak]

Yharim is listening

[visual kiln]

i am listening

[brazen moth]

leave scal alone she just needs to take a nap and get hugs

[spring helm]

voyuerism

[tropic oak]

Who are you

[viral dagger]

might be, i have a theory noxus was the hive mind in the distortion that draedon was scared of

[visual kiln]

me

[tropic oak]

What if jnstwad of Calamity mod it was Freaky mod and everything was Freaky

[visual kiln]

this is blatantly incredibly obvious why do u need a theory lo

[humble fog]

Hugs from iron maidenn…

[spring helm]

could someone point me to where it is stated that draedon is scared of the distortion

ive heard it

but i;ve never seen from where

[viral dagger]

google theory definition

[desert bloom]

noxus is femboy

[visual kiln]

fair

[brazen moth]

why are you so mean to her

[visual kiln]

based

based noxum

[viral dagger]

woman moment /j

[tropic oak]

noxi

[visual kiln]

wtf

[humble fog]

I despise her

[pliant ruin]

im calamitas number one defender

[humble fog]

From her fight

And from being overrated

[desert bloom]

thats why nameless deity just obliterated him

[pliant ruin]

SHES NOT OVERRATED SHES THE BEST HCAR,ACTER

[brazen moth]

i’m her #2 defender

[pliant ruin]

DONT SY HTAT

unless u mean her fight then idc

[brazen moth]

HOW FARE YOU

[pliant ruin]

ive never fought her so idk

[brazen moth]

her fight was kinda easy ngl

[desert bloom]

im her #3 defender

[brazen moth]

BUT SHE IS THE BEST GIRL

[viral dagger]

mfw the eldrich horror in the distortion likely isnt feminine and likely doesnt have a specific gender

[pliant ruin]

calamitas is just a girl leave her alone

[viral dagger]

[visual kiln]

trueeeeee

[tropic oak]

calamitas deserves all the love

[brazen moth]

god forbid an autistic woman do anything!

[tropic oak]

ironic saying that considering shes aroace but whatever

[visual kiln]

thats how u know calamity isn't an anime

[tropic oak]

TRUE

[desert bloom]

calamitas should have a altar on his name or something like that

[tropic oak]

TRUE

[humble fog]

I’m suddenly feeling lactose intolerant…

[tropic oak]

TRUE

[visual kiln]

omg throudon typing

haiiii

[desert bloom]

lmao

[humble fog]

My name isn’t spelled god

[viral dagger]

guys im pissed i got to download ghost of tsushima today but i cant play

[visual kiln]

what if we discussed lore

[tropic oak]

God forbid witches do anything this day and age

Look at salem

[visual kiln]

we should do that

[brazen moth]

real! as an aspiring witch this is true

[visual kiln]

🫵🫵🫵🫵 make theories ab the draetalk stuffs

[desert bloom]

is the only thing we are NOT doing

[buoyant inlet]

Calamitas kinda wanted murder when she was younger and she still did a very awful thing. She's not just a good girl who didn't want to do anything bad, she is complicated and now she is on her way to redemption. She cannot be forgiven for ilmeris genocide but she can do more good things that will help out the world

[tropic oak]

Ok guys dragon aerie is a giant skyisland how do we find it

[pliant ruin]

im gonna come over to her cave and me and her and also a jungle bat carrying a little piece of silva's planty mush that somehow manages to give the jungle beat silva's full consciousness as if it was a drone she was talking from are gonna hang out

[viral dagger]

go really high, next question

[pliant ruin]

we're gonna make popcorn and watch shitty low budget horror movies and listen to bad early 2000's nightcore playlists

[tropic oak]

I might just kill you

How about that

[brazen moth]

can i come please

[visual kiln]

moldy convo

[pliant ruin]

ye

[viral dagger]

do it bitch you wont

[brazen moth]

i’m invited to girl’s night! yippee!

[visual kiln]

wtf girl's night

invite me pls 🙏

[pliant ruin]

this is true but i like annoying edgy mfers who go CALAMITAS SHOULD DIE DIE DIE I HATE HER SHES WORSE THAN YHARIM by saying she did nothing wrong

[viral dagger]

am i invited, i am a straight man but ill bring snacks

[tropic oak]

im no woman but i know how to cook…..

[visual kiln]

um

[tropic oak]

(I listen to pierce the veil

[desert bloom]

the only thing i know (reference?!?!) is that yharim's forced calamitas to do that horrible things

[viral dagger]

ermmm

[brazen moth]

go back to the kitchen

[tropic oak]

yes ma’am

[visual kiln]

alright killing u 2

[tropic oak]

LOL

[visual kiln]

🔪

c'mere

[viral dagger]

tyrant go back to the kitchen and cook some more, your clearly not done

[tropic oak]

i listen to women otherwise theyll kill me sorry guys

[pliant ruin]

the only man allowed on the girls night is minos from ultrakill

hes awesome so he counts as a girl

[brazen moth]

oh absolutely

[tropic oak]

Do not bring Minos

[desert bloom]

bro is the fucking bill collector 🗣️🔥🔥

[tropic oak]

@viral dagger hey King

[viral dagger]

wsg babygirl

[buoyant inlet]

he didn't force her, but he did direct her emotional instability to do bad things

[tropic oak]

Itll be okay u can come over to THE CAVE(Tm)

[visual kiln]

can i join girls night

[desert bloom]

minos- like the greek guy that has a boss fight in ultrakill??

[tropic oak]

We dont need them

[visual kiln]

im girl

iirc

[pliant ruin]

ye

[pliant ruin]

yes him

[visual kiln]

omggg

[brazen moth]

the venn diagram between ultrakill and calamity fans is just a full circle, huh?

[visual kiln]

:3333333333333

[desert bloom]

OMGGGGG 😱😱😱😱😱😱

[pliant ruin]

hes allowed to come cuz minos is awesome

[desert bloom]

Minos prime is in discord

[pliant ruin]

hes like the dad i never had

[desert bloom]

🪬🪬🪬🪬

[pliant ruin]

wtf

minos emoji

wtf os my cat doing

[brazen moth]

oh

[tropic oak]

PREPARE THYSELF

[pliant ruin]

shes eating plastic

idiot

[brazen moth]

she’s just like me

[viral dagger]

cat lore goes insane ngl

[pliant ruin]

grabs you

throws

[brazen moth]

i was biting into aluminium earlier

[desert bloom]

a little bit of the same

[tropic oak]

If we are stated to be in the 1880s i think it wouldve been extremely funny if Yharim spoke like shakespeare even tho he never existed on terraria

[desert bloom]

calamitas is a good girl

[pliant ruin]

SJES SPGGY

[brazen moth]

shakespeare was 1500s

[pliant ruin]

my cat is soggy she stayed outside on the rain for some reason

shes stupid

[desert bloom]

lmao

[tropic oak]

this makes no difference

[buoyant inlet]

forcing her would imply she did bad stuff against her will

[tropic oak]

middle english is hilarious

[buoyant inlet]

which she didn't

[visual kiln]

^

[buoyant inlet]

she emjoyed murdering

at some point

[visual kiln]

yeah

[viral dagger]

"forsooth"

[desert bloom]

this is my message to my master

[visual kiln]

lore discussion users,,,,

[desert bloom]

anyways

[tropic oak]

Idk bout yall but this is MY king

the GOAT.l

[zealous pier]

i love lore

yum

[desert bloom]

who is he

[viral dagger]

lore moment

[tropic oak]

statis

[desert bloom]

ohh

[visual kiln]

thank god terraria mods aren't real

[tropic oak]

thank god terraria isnt real

i do not want flying eyeballs in my world

[visual kiln]

tru

[desert bloom]

is that the guy from the armour of statigel??

[brazen moth]

can’t wait until statis is added as an npc

[desert bloom]

😱😱

[desert bloom]

and what he just gonna do

[brazen moth]

idk i’m just pretty sure the devs said they would add him

i think he gives quests?

[desert bloom]

like, endgame quest or something like that?

[tropic oak]

he will give quests that lead up to the signus fight

[brazen moth]

idk

[spring helm]

Origin story?

[desert bloom]

or quest for all the game

[visual kiln]

most of the game

[desert bloom]

he could do his aparition after beating signus

[visual kiln]

def not endgame

[brazen moth]

i love nightcore so much

[pliant ruin]

statis will tell you to kill signus cuz he separated him from his boyfriend

[desert bloom]

i think

[tropic oak]

True

[desert bloom]

in not that updated with the lore

[viral dagger]

i would do unspeakable things for that elementussy

[tropic oak]

????

????????

[brazen moth]

ok buddy. we didn’t need to know that

[viral dagger]

you heard me

[spring helm]

Since miracle matter can cannibalize our weapons to make something even stronger, are we ever going to be able to make miracle armour?

[desert bloom]

and im too lazy to read that freaking souls that the bosses drops

[viral dagger]

im gonna get banned arent i

[desert bloom]

i think that can be true

[viral dagger]

we better D:<

[tropic oak]

its all connected….

[desert bloom]

but...

[spring helm]

That needs colours

[viral dagger]

yes, that is how worldbuilding works

[desert bloom]

another endgame armour?

[tropic oak]

later

[pliant ruin]

its always fucking yharim

its always. fucking. yharim

[spring helm]

Anti-hero protagonist energy

[pliant ruin]

u can probably like

[spring helm]

We’re just the epilogue person seeing what comes afterwards

[pliant ruin]

go to a fucking

[desert bloom]

we have auric, demonshade and the useless armour of draedon- ¡¿FOUR ENDGAME ARMOURS!?!

[viral dagger]

how are azafure and the distortion connected?

[pliant ruin]

remote island only inhabited by derplings and wild boars

[visual kiln]

moldy discord message

[spring helm]

Yharim lmao

[pliant ruin]

and somehow youll find out that yharim killed the god of wild boars there

[brazen moth]

why are the distortion and ceaseless void not connected?

[spring helm]

They are?

[viral dagger]

demonshade is getting axed and gem tech is a donor set

[pliant ruin]

demonsahde is staying

[visual kiln]

they are

[spring helm]

Demonshsde is not getting axed

[visual kiln]

wait

[pliant ruin]

its uelibloom thats dying

[visual kiln]

in diagram u mean?

[brazen moth]

on the sheet they aren’t

[spring helm]

Oh

My bad

[desert bloom]

demonshade definetly not getting axed

i mean, is a really good armour

[tropic oak]

i hope demonshade DIES

[viral dagger]

huge nerf and religated to summoner, i see no difference

[tropic oak]

as far as im aware it has no lore RELEVANCE….

[desert bloom]

uh

[pliant ruin]

demonshade will be reworked to not just be THE endgame armor though and instead be on the same level as exo and auric armor iirc

[brazen moth]

did he shoot an iron ball at it?

[viral dagger]

its not even canon btw

[spring helm]

You beat up calamitas and the ashes she cries from it is used to forge the armour

[pliant ruin]

eh id argue it probably is atp

[spring helm]

There you go

[pliant ruin]

like

it is donor content

but

[viral dagger]

exo armor is planned, donor content is not canon

[desert bloom]

so... auric's is the definitive armour for now

[viral dagger]

draedon canonically does not currently have his own armor set

[visual kiln]

its canon

demonshade is canon

[pliant ruin]

it fits so well with the calamitas aesthethic now and fits in with draedon having his own set of endgame armor that it barely even feels like donor content, even if it wasnt in the mod something similar to it would likely be made

[desert bloom]

a miracle matter armour sounds like

[visual kiln]

its getting a rework

[desert bloom]

uhhh

[viral dagger]

our shitass auric tesla, yes

[visual kiln]

and not needing shadowspec

[visual kiln]

inanis miracle matter armor :plumg:

[cosmic zenith]

(Shadowspec is not canon, but Demonshade will no longer be Shadowspec tier)

[viral dagger]

my bad i thought demonshade AND shadowspec were not canon

[pliant ruin]

go my auric tesla

[pliant ruin]

no actually he punched it really hard

[desert bloom]

so... demonshade is canon?

[spring helm]

So iridescent Excalibur is canon now right?

[cosmic zenith]

Demonshade will be, since it'll be made with Ashes of Annihilation

[viral dagger]

not right now, not until its ashes

[desert bloom]

so...

[cosmic zenith]

^

[pliant ruin]

demonshade is technically noncanon but it feels like if a patreon just told the calamity devs to add something they would have added regardless but since they paid for it they added it faster LOL

[cosmic zenith]

Supposedly, yes

[spring helm]

Yippee

Btw stip, opinion on girlfailure calamitas?

[pliant ruin]

like imagine if before astrum aureus was added a patreon told them to add something that was like basically a 1:1 replica of astrum aureus

and bc of that they add astrum aureus faster and its forever labelled as noncanon even though nothing else suggests otherwise

i don't know why i used astrum aureus as a example its the first thing i could think of

[desert bloom]

murasama should have his power like in the past

[pliant ruin]

no

[cosmic zenith]

...?

[desert bloom]

why not?

[pliant ruin]

I popularized a headcanon here that calamitas is not very good at many basic tasks like cooking meals

[barren sonnet]

she isnt even good at understanding magic

[desert bloom]

lmao

[pliant ruin]

i like it alot cuz i think it fits her and also i love girlfailure characters

[viral dagger]

she lived in a cave, she is at least competent

[spring helm]

isnt that just because her magic isnt easily controllable

[barren sonnet]

no

[cosmic zenith]

She isn't the most knowledgeable magic user but that doesn't mean she sucks

[barren sonnet]

oops

[cosmic zenith]

She is a really good necromancer

[spring helm]

well she is only like 28

magic i feel is a study that takes decades to master

[pliant ruin]

imagine being a mage and ur gifted with being INCREDIBLY good at the one magic that literally hurts ur brain and is incredibly incovenient to use

[desert bloom]

😱 😱

[spring helm]

barring extreme talent like permafrost perhaps

[cosmic zenith]

Permafrost is older than Yharim so

[pliant ruin]

cool grandpadad permafrost

[tropic oak]

oldie :P

[desert bloom]

i think at her point is very good mage

[tropic oak]

grandpa permie

[cold owl]

How strong would she be if she was lets say as a good of a mage as Permafrost.

[spring helm]

maybe at casting city destroying brimstone fireballs

[cosmic zenith]

Insanely good

[pliant ruin]

she may be great at spells but is she good at cleaning her room

[spring helm]

so like

[brazen moth]

can calamitas cook an egg

[cosmic zenith]

But she wouldn't have much more raw power

[spring helm]

no

[desert bloom]

why does that cares

[viral dagger]

i thought that was young calamitas, like 12 years old?

[pliant ruin]

she can! 50% of the time. the 50% other times she just she burns it

[spring helm]

that's true

[pliant ruin]

well more like

[desert bloom]

she still powerfull

[spring helm]

my headcanon is that calamitas has so much magic power inside her that casting spells that require fine control is next to impossible for her

[pliant ruin]

35% of the time she makes a edible egg
5% of the time she makes a genuinely tasty egg
50% of the time hse makes a egg that's really shitty and while edible does not taste good cuz she gets alot of burnt crust around it and it tastes really bad
10% of the time she just burns the egg entirely nd its unedible

[desert bloom]

she burnt her house 😱😱

[brazen moth]

@cosmic zenith can calamitas cook eggs

very important lord question

[spring helm]

you reject my knowledge?

[pliant ruin]

i love talkinga bout how much of a loser calamitas is its my favorite activity

i love her

[viral dagger]

burning down the house plays

[brazen moth]

i need a dev to weigh in

[spring helm]

search in the void for eternity

[pliant ruin]

tbh i never expected to obsess over her this much she was like

[spring helm]

is it because you can relate to her on some level?

[pliant ruin]

12th in the favorite character ranking (considering number 1 was like 6 characters at once cuz its the entire madoka magica cast) prior to me becoming more active here

now shes like

idk

[desert bloom]

bro is humiliating her but stills loving she, tf?

[pliant ruin]

3rd or 2nd place

[pliant ruin]

im not humiliating im literally stating facts

shes a loser and i love her for taht

[desert bloom]

😱

[desert bloom]

you should marry she

[pliant ruin]

madoka magica cast is still 1st place nobodys ever gonna beat htem

[pliant ruin]

:/

shes aroace

[desert bloom]

idc

[viral dagger]

👏 WE👏LOVE👏GIRLFAILURES👏

[pliant ruin]

welp

[stark basalt]

“I can fix her”

[viral dagger]

why tf does calamitas sexuality matter

[stark basalt]

💀💀

[stark basalt]

What did I walk into tho?

[humble fog]

Lore discussion

[desert bloom]

true

[spring helm]

hello aido

[stark basalt]

Mmm yes, the lore here is lore

Hi popcorn

[stark basalt]

Hi cheese

[pliant ruin]

it matters cuz shes aroace

why did the s not sent

bruh

[spring helm]

fucked up creatura im making rn

[pliant ruin]

fucked up dron

[viral dagger]

draedon got out of his gamer chair

[brazen moth]

i love dron

[desert bloom]

that stills don't matter

[pliant ruin]

why r u being blatantly homophobic

ur weird

[desert bloom]

im not homophobic

[stark basalt]

Calamitas doesn’t wanna fuck you🗣️🗣️

[stark basalt]

This is… beautiful

[pliant ruin]

makes homophobic statement
im not homophobic

[desert bloom]

😱😱😱

[cosmic zenith]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[desert bloom]

😱😱😱

[humble fog]

Average calcord interaction

[wheat walrus]

pin this fr

[spring helm]

thoughts?

[humble fog]

She won’t be able to if I bash her head in with a frying pan

Because the frying pan will be dented and unable to cook eggs

[stark basalt]

The duality of calamity fans

[cosmic zenith]

Head empty

[pliant ruin]

calamitas is my favorite shes very good

i think shes probably

my 2nd favorite character as a whole right now

actuallyl no nvm

shes 3rd

2nd is kangel

or ame

[spring helm]

real

[pliant ruin]

whatever u call her

[stark basalt]

Calamitas is def in the top 5. She’s a badass witch lady

[humble fog]

3rd to last 🙏

[pliant ruin]

ur just a little hater

[stark basalt]

Mao a hater frfr

[humble fog]

Don’t diss me

[viral dagger]

fuck mao all my homies hate mao

[humble fog]

I’m the biggest hater

[pliant ruin]

im not dissing im strating facts

[humble fog]

Of scal

[pliant ruin]

ur LITTLE

and ur a HATER

[stark basalt]

Nah, mao is fun tho

[humble fog]

I’m GIANT

[pliant ruin]

whats my catdoing

is she autistic

ok she is

[desert bloom]

yh- no, wait, i regret

[spring helm]

so mean

[stark basalt]

Autistic cat is funny

[humble fog]

Is any cat not

[pliant ruin]

every cat is autistic

ur right

wtf

[stark basalt]

My cats def have the tism

[humble fog]

???

[pliant ruin]

she just picked up a roll of toilet paper

[humble fog]

What does this mean

[pliant ruin]

brb i need to stop her

[desert bloom]

why is she austistic

[humble fog]

Better than drinking from the toilet

[stark basalt]

You’re fun to talk to??😭😭

[humble fog]

That can’t be true

[pliant ruin]

ok i sprayed water at her

were good

toilet paper incident stopped

and prevented

[stark basalt]

Lore reason for cat messing with tp?

[spring helm]

calamicat

[pliant ruin]

shes not normal thats why

[desert bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[humble fog]

HORRIbE pet owner

This is the average scal fan

[pliant ruin]

what do u want me to do

[humble fog]

An animal abuser

[pliant ruin]

tell her to stop

as she keeps biting into it

being the dumb little silly creature she is

not understanding human speech

and eating paper

[desert bloom]

my wife is following me (she isn't i just kidnapped her)

[humble fog]

Just pick her up and move her somewhere else then feed her there

[pliant ruin]

even though it has 0 nutrition value

[pliant ruin]

that will encourage her to do it again

she'll associate

[humble fog]

See why waste water on cat when you could spray this person

[pliant ruin]

do bad thing = get free food

so i do bad thing to get food

[desert bloom]

lmao

[stark basalt]

💀💀💀

[pliant ruin]

every cat owner should keep a emergecny spray bottle with water inside of it

just in case ur cat goes silly mode

cat starts eating toilet paper? water spray go

[brazen moth]

esplode

cal is probably my favorite character in anything

[desert bloom]

car crazy mode modding mod

[pliant ruin]

i was actually very lucky cuz i had a spare spray bottle used for cleaning

but i didnt use it

so i just

put water on it

and now i have a anti cat attack tool

[pliant ruin]

shes in my top 3 provided the number 1 is actually 6 different characters so its more like 8 but my point stands

[brazen moth]

number one is madoka magica cast?

[pliant ruin]

ye

all 6 of them

[desert bloom]

in what fucking rank is she

[pliant ruin]

could never choose one over the other for the life of me

[pliant ruin]

3

shes 3

[brazen moth]

the thing in episode three made me very sad

[desert bloom]

aight

[pliant ruin]

me too buddy

as many madoka and evangelion says say alike

our show cured our depression and then gave us another

[humble fog]

:3

[tall delta]

queijo

[pliant ruin]

queijo

[brazen moth]

i need to finish madoka and evengelion

[stark basalt]

Thanks, but I can’t afford to watch anything depressing rn

What happened to happy feel good shows?

[pliant ruin]

watch tengen toppa guren lagann

i havent watched it but i know its a very positive show and its on my watchlist

a friend oif mine suggested it to me and hes got amazing taste in media cuz he likes madoka and evangelion and csm and also hes gay so

instant addition to the list

[stark basalt]

Big robot thing go boom

[brazen moth]

do women exist in cal lore

[wheat walrus]

guh

calamities

[brazen moth]

age of calamity? from nintendo?

[humble fog]

Queso?

[humble fog]

not for long

[brazen moth]

guh

[stark basalt]

I wonder if Calamitas knows how to grill a cheese

Like

That’s an important life skill

You can’t just be good at magic

[spring helm]

shortlamitas

[stark basalt]

All fun and games until she hits us with a brimstone gigablast

[buoyant inlet]

what do we think about s prime like this

[pliant ruin]

that looks very cool actually

feels more loyal to the exo design while also keeping the general vibe of being a inferior version

plus the yharim army motif is cool also

i feel like thats something alot of calamity mech redesigns lack

[humble fog]

He looks kinda like lex luthor

[pliant ruin]

he looks like a evil paladin guy to me

i wonder how being a soul inside one of the mech bosses must feel like

does the mech feel like one big spaceship or something they're all inside of kind of like the crew of a boat

or is it just

all of their souls get merged and they just are skeletron now

the second one is pretty terrifying

[sinful adder]

I imagine it's like the second one

Because that seems to be the case with polterghast

[clear vessel]

Yharim described how they still held intense loyalty to him, so I don't think they fully become the mech
more like the Mech fully takes on the traits of the collective people who's souls are put in them

[spring helm]

my finished product

[fair token]

my mind is fucking blown actually

the broken part of the jungle lab is from Yharim

@cosmic zenith this is sick btw

if you didnt write it then whoever did let them know

[sleek halo]

kinda crazy this is aftermath

of a singular punch

from a weaker yharim

[fair token]

right

[sleek halo]

(I'd say it's fair to say he probably did that like 5-10 yrs ago)

idk if there's an exact date

[fading helm]

was it a singular punch?

[spring helm]

oh they added that too?

that's very cool

[tall delta]

It was already there

[fair token]

i think the lab was always designed this way

this is what we call

planning

[fading helm]

also pretty sure that it was kinda logical that yharim destroyed it by the lore item of plague bringer

[spring helm]

guess i just never noticed then

[fading helm]

like he falls out with draedon and only that lab is destroyed

[spring helm]

(i usually just blow the whole thing up for the blocks)

[fair token]

it was really inconpic9ious and we (or i assume we) just assumed it was the jungle taking back over

[cosmic zenith]

Thank you! I'll let them know

[turbid wind]

I thought it was just Goliath

[spring helm]

it was kinda

that's how it escaped

there was just

some help

[untold bluff]

I wish we could get a picture of what it looked like before the explosion

[sleek halo]

pretty sure

[untold bluff]

I always wanted to fix it for draedon 🥹

[turbid wind]

I mean yeah but before Draetalk I thought Plaguebringer just escaped on his own

[fading helm]

It would have the plague bringer there so that is something

[turbid wind]

Just do a mirror of the other side

[cosmic zenith]

It's fairly simple to "fix", since the lab's overall shape is symmetrical

[fading helm]

where did you get that from?

[spring helm]

draetalk

[sleek halo]

More so seems to imply it
"Upon witnessing my progress, he flew into a rage. He blasted out a sizable chunk of the genomic laboratory and intentionally allowed my first, unfinished specimen to escape"

[fading helm]

yeah but that doesnt really scream 1 punch

[sleek halo]

I mean

he's strong enough realistically

to do it

[fading helm]

oh yeah but still

[fair token]

its cooler to assume it was one punch, so why not

[sleek halo]

and it wouldn't have been all too long ago

[spring helm]

if it was one punch, it's very reminiscent of old lore yharim punching his desk and killing a whole room of people

[sleek halo]

It would have to have been

[sleek halo]

That's a much

MUCH

different level of absurd

[turbid wind]

I mean he didn't kill anyone with that punch in the lab

[sleek halo]

One is

[fading helm]

not really, current yharim could defo do that

[sleek halo]

he punched out a wall

[sleek halo]

absolutely not 😭

he'd kill the bacteria on the table maybe

[turbid wind]

old lore Yharim could curse people at the other side of the country

[floral crane]

I hope it was in one punch and he broke his arm when he did it

Top tier callback

[fading helm]

If he went full force on that table the whole room gets wrecekd

[sleek halo]

I don't think

that's how it works..

[spring helm]

yharim's anti-bacteria auric punch

[sleek halo]

it would have had to been in the like

last

[fading helm]

im like 70 % sure it is how it works

[sleek halo]

decadeish

at the very least

after scal showed up

[fading helm]

you think yharim isnt room level or smth?

[turbid wind]

Yharim is barely table level

[sleek halo]

punching a table wouldn't really

transfer the force

it'd likely fuck the floor up under it

[fading helm]

its fiction

[floral crane]

No way Yharim's fraud ass is carried by his auric armor and tools

[fading helm]

like a lot of other pieces of fiction dont really work exactly with physics

[sleek halo]

I mean

he's not super carried by it realistically

he's still just as strong

[fading helm]

bro we are the same😭

[sleek halo]

just it's mostly his durability

he'd absolutely wreck your shit with a punch

without armor

[turbid wind]

Yharim is carried by Yharon

[sleek halo]

now he's carried by like

flight

or smthing

[floral crane]

Exactly
At least we made our stuff though

[sleek halo]

Who is to say

he didn't make his original armor set

[fading helm]

what makes you think yharim didnt

[sleek halo]

He likely did

[fading helm]

he defo mined out auric atleast

[sleek halo]

Draedon only upgraded it

Never was stated that he made it entirely

[buoyant inlet]

Well draedate said that draedon only added exo technology to his armor

[sleek halo]

yeah

[buoyant inlet]

So I imagine he made auric parts himself

[sleek halo]

Yharim likely made his own armor

[floral crane]

True true

[sleek halo]

wayyy in the past

and only now has it really been put to the test

[turbid wind]

yharim is the only guy who can handle auric rejection

[spring helm]

kind of had to, he's the only one who can work with auric

[sleek halo]

yea

[turbid wind]

Since he's soul linked to Yharon, Auric ore doesn't reject him

[fading helm]

Statis and braelor did

[turbid wind]

so yeah he did make his armor

[buoyant inlet]

I imagine that since he didn't have draedon's technology, design of his armor was different before

[sleek halo]

(More like Braelor did )

[fading helm]

how could draedon actually upgrade it tho

[fading helm]

why?

[buoyant inlet]

Probably no vertical visor

[turbid wind]

I guess it's different for robots

[sleek halo]

Statis would've not been able to fight Yharim at the same level as Braelor realisitcally

[fading helm]

i dont remember the fight being really detailed

[sleek halo]

Braelor was a match for Yharim

[spring helm]

i'd imagine less sci-fi and more hundred-year's war plate armour

[sleek halo]

Statis was not

[turbid wind]

Statis: Support
Braelor: Steel Cannon

[sleek halo]

Yeah

[buoyant inlet]

Statis attacks from distance while braelor is close combat

[sleek halo]

I mean

realistically if it was just braelor in that fight

Yharim would've won

eventualkly

[turbid wind]

Yeah they both needed each other

[sleek halo]

Auric rejection is a mother fucker, also Yharim has at the minimum

[turbid wind]

both in the fight and outside

[sleek halo]

a century of combat experience

(likely had more beforehand considering him being picked for godking)

[turbid wind]

lol he did slam his arm and killed an entire room (Old lore)

[sleek halo]

yea

old lore is dumb

and sily

new lore is

silly

but not that stupid

[floral crane]

Auric rejection is actually so fucked
One touch and you're either dead or seriously injured

[brazen moth]

what.

[turbid wind]

What counts as silly

[spring helm]

still a little stupid

[turbid wind]

the relationship status of two characters?

[sleek halo]

but the appropriate amount

[sleek halo]

I mean

I think Braelor could honestly

[spring helm]

just a smidge as spice

[sleek halo]

tank it really well

[floral crane]

True but for the average person

[sleek halo]

does help his armor is uh

wood

type thing

[spring helm]

yharim and braelor, two melee class characters just standing still and whaling on each other

[sleek halo]

it should realistically lessen the impact of auric rejection immensely

considering it's released as an electrical shock iirc

[turbid wind]

Apparently old lore Yharim's Auric Armor was made by Draedon

[sleek halo]

yeah not this yharim

[turbid wind]

To prevent him from breaking his arm lol

so current Yharim is better at smithing

[sleek halo]

I don't

what??

The force would

still

He'd still fuck his arm up i

real badly

i'm so confused

[buoyant inlet]

Well old lore auric also was just a metal

Just strong metal

With nothing special to it

[sleek halo]

No I meant

Yharim

he'd still fuck his arm up

[turbid wind]

The desk slam did break his arm

[sleek halo]

regardless of armor or not

[buoyant inlet]

I know I didn't say it to you

[turbid wind]

Alright then man, show me proof that Auric ARmor breaks your arm

[sleek halo]

the force would get somewhat absorbed, but without padding he's kinda fuck'

[floral crane]

There could be some hydraulics or a power frame in there or something to absorb it

Idk lol

[buoyant inlet]

Just that uuuh in old lore draedon had an easier job with auric

[turbid wind]

That's what the Old Auric armor was for

[buoyant inlet]

Since auric rejection didn't exist

[sleek halo]

yea

[turbid wind]

man did actually break his arm

in that slam

[sleek halo]

ik

It's just

I mean the armor shouldn't really prevent it

[turbid wind]

fantasy not following the rules of reality?

yeah man I feel you

[sleek halo]

it just hurt brain

tho I find it funny he got newtons lawed

kind of an L

[turbid wind]

Hulk should have gotten cancer instead of turning green 😔

[sleek halo]

there's a comic about that

where he did

[turbid wind]

ik

[sleek halo]

Ngl Newtons Law is like

[buoyant inlet]

Got Jumbo joshed

[sleek halo]

the best way to figure out

someone's actual durability

[spring helm]

Newton's a BITCH for making those laws

[sleek halo]

if they can punch something at full force and not get hurt from it

[paper zenith]

What alignment yall thinks that Yharon belongs to?

[spring helm]

smh my head why won't he let me create energy

[sleek halo]

Uhh

Neutral/Lawful Evil

or somting

lemme look up chart

[paper zenith]

(DnD)

[sleek halo]

yea

either lawful/neutral evil

I don't see him being chaotic evil

[floral crane]

Lawful evil I think

[turbid wind]

I feel like lawful neutral since he only did stuff if YHarim told him to

[sleek halo]

No

No he did not

[cosmic zenith]

(Not really)

[sleek halo]

Yharon is just as bad

as Yharim

[turbid wind]

actually nevermind

[cosmic zenith]

^

[sleek halo]

If not arguably worse

[turbid wind]

yeah

Yharon started the gaslighting

[sleek halo]

And also kept with it

And obviously supported

what Yharim was doing

[turbid wind]

So technically Yharim is actually good?!

nah jk

[sleek halo]

Yharim is a victim of circumstance

and also just crazy

like batshit insane

[turbid wind]

That's what a pool of lava does to someone

[sleek halo]

very charasmatic

but batshit insane

[turbid wind]

I find it funny

[sleek halo]

he's like

Every other dictator ever

[turbid wind]

cause fanart portray him as handsome

When realistically Yharim's face probably looks like that one source corpse model

[sleek halo]

Would you agree both Yharon and Yharim being lawful evil

[spring helm]

darth vader

[barren sonnet]

Burnt marshmallow

[cosmic zenith]

What is the definition of lawful evil again?

Just to make sure

[sleek halo]

"A lawful evil character sees a well-ordered system as being necessary to fulfill their own personal wants and needs, using these systems to further their power and influence. Examples of this alignment include tyrants, devils, corrupt officials, undiscriminating mercenary types who have a strict code of conduct, blue dragons, and hobgoblins."

[eager bluff]

evil but you have a solid and distinct moral code that you dont break

iirc

[barren sonnet]

Pretty much

[turbid wind]

Yharim the Jungle Tyrant

[cosmic zenith]

Yeah, Yharon and Yharim are lawful evil

[sleek halo]

I'd say

Scal was likely

Chaotic evil

at the time of

well the sea go bye bye

[turbid wind]

Let's goooo, Yharim is irredeemable!!!

[turbid wind]

bye bye

[sleek halo]

Permafrost seems like

Lawful Neutral

Draedon is just fucking none of them

[turbid wind]

Why did Permafrost join Yharim again?

[sleek halo]

he don't care

[barren sonnet]

That sounds pretty correct

[turbid wind]

Chaotic Neutral

[sleek halo]

We don't know why right now iirc

[turbid wind]

or True Neutral

[sleek halo]

actually

chaotic neutral

is perfect for him

[turbid wind]

Draedon

[spring helm]

he agreed with some of yharim's goals

[sleek halo]

Just never partook in the fighting stuff

[turbid wind]

Draedon just does what he does, and if something goes wrong apologizes but still moves on

[spring helm]

likely he saw that some of the evil gods had to go

[cosmic zenith]

(Speculation ^)

[spring helm]

right

[sleek halo]

As far as I know

[turbid wind]

ah so he could just be at gunpoint the entire time lmao

[sleek halo]

Permafrost is confirmed to only have been involved with

the managment of cities

and places

and also with mentoring scal

[zealous pier]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-wawa-oh-the-misery-cat-discord-gif-25805976

[barren sonnet]

I find it really funny how pissed draedon gets with you about the mech bosses names

[zealous pier]

canon creature ^

[sleek halo]

Well if someone gave your really awesome inventions that took hard work stupid fucking names

you'd be upset too

[turbid wind]

"His wisdom guided my original conquests, making much of them possible at all.
As my crusade evolved and my ambitions grew, he expressed vehement disapproval.
Where justice was once seen, tyranny had blinded it. He departed and the Witch not long after."

• John Yharim

[sleek halo]

especially if they already had them

[sleek halo]

That's what Yharim says

[turbid wind]

"What the fuck kind of name is Skeletron Prime?"

[zealous pier]

vehement disapproval?

vehement

[turbid wind]

I forgot he's biased

[zealous pier]

vehemn

[sleek halo]

Yharim likes to frame everyone

[zealous pier]

vemence?!

[sleek halo]

For his shit

[zealous pier]

like the weapon!

[buoyant inlet]

You know I just realized that if permafrost was in the army since around the beginning of the crusade, he was there for about 80+- years which sounds insane

[sleek halo]

I mean

[barren sonnet]

“Robot look like dungon curse”

[sleek halo]

he was the first major ally

[zealous pier]

his hair is white because he is old man not because of ice

frosty old man permafrost

HA!

[sleek halo]

having someone with the title of archmage is uh

helpful to be on your side

[spring helm]

he is an archmage, probably has some form of life extending magic

[sleek halo]

even Draedon acknowledges it

[buoyant inlet]

It's more of insane because he didn't see Yharim as he truly is for this long

[zealous pier]

called plot

[turbid wind]

"ALso fucking Miracle Matter??? My brother in Christ you made it, that doesn't make it a miracle"

[sleek halo]

He seems like the type

to see the good in people

and be blinded by trust

until broken

[zealous pier]

yharim got manipolated by the space worm

[sleek halo]

Once again

putting blame on others

[spring helm]

according to yharim

[buoyant inlet]

Dog is just a scapegoat

[sleek halo]

because why accept responsibility

when you can just blame a giant serpent

[buoyant inlet]

Dog is pretty awful too tho

[zealous pier]

draedon also agrees that the DoG was a big fat phony

[barren sonnet]

Speaking of miracle matter, it’s kinda goofy how the player stabilized exotic resonance by shoving it together with some random junk.

[zealous pier]

lets be honest he's obviously working for space satan or whatever

[sleek halo]

He works for mr N

[buoyant inlet]

Space Satan is signus

[turbid wind]

MR. Noxus

[barren sonnet]

Mr. N. Oxus

[spring helm]

"random junk"

[turbid wind]

Noxus Inc.

[zealous pier]

no signus is just satan's insurance agent

[turbid wind]

HE works for Noxus Inc.

[spring helm]

not like it's some of the most powerful materials on the planet

[sleek halo]

Hello sir, would you like to make a nice deal?

[buoyant inlet]

Signus is pretty much the devil of the distortion

[zealous pier]

"sign the soul contract for your first 7 days damnation free!" ahh guy

[buoyant inlet]

Makes deals left and right

[turbid wind]

Deal: You escape the Distortion
BUt: You lose your arm, leg and lover

[barren sonnet]

Are the other details concerning signut public? Don’t know if I’m allowed to talk about them.

[turbid wind]

I still don't get why he needed an arm and leg

[spring helm]

he worships slime god, should have gotten slime prosthetics

[spring helm]

or yharim chopped them off

[zealous pier]

statis:

[zealous pier]

fits the metaphor

[turbid wind]

If I were signus I'd curse him or something

[buoyant inlet]

Maybe he felt silly so he decided to make phrase "cost an arm and a leg" literal

[turbid wind]

I actually thought it was a curse due to the accessory

Eh maybe he also cursed him as well

[buoyant inlet]

I think this accessory will eventually die or will be heavily changed

[turbid wind]

Made him mentally insane or something

To my knowledge he either lost the arm and leg to signus or Dog bit it off

[buoyant inlet]

I imagine that if dog got him he would bit more than a leg and arm

He would maul him to pieces

[turbid wind]

Well DoG sends people to distortion,

If Draedon is anything to go by, DoG showed no signs of having metabolism or something similar

[sleek halo]

"It'll cost you"
"What?"
"An arm and a leg"
"Ah that's a go- AHHHHHHH"

[turbid wind]

"OH MY GOD, WHY? WHY????"
"Oh yeah, your boyfriend also stays there so good luck explaining that lmao"

[sleek halo]

I mean

It would be for at least

only like

a year

so Braelor isn't super fucked

[turbid wind]

Distortion is filled with dangerous intelligent creatures

[sleek halo]

True but this is Braelor

Who was able to fight someone on par with Calamitas

[turbid wind]

Even so, I feel like it's fair to resent your partner for abandoning you

[sleek halo]

I feel like they would've talked about it

I doubt Braelor wanted Statis to stay there, and if he could get out to take the option

Especially since they don't know if help is ever coming

[stark basalt]

Maybe if Braelor didn’t keep the toilet seat up

Statis wouldn’t have left

[sleek halo]

so true

[turbid wind]

The auric toilet

[visual kiln]

7

[turbid wind]

7 human souls?

[visual kiln]

172

[stark basalt]

Sans undertale

[visual kiln]

🫵 💥

[turbid wind]

Clover blast

[spring helm]

AoC parry

[turbid wind]

What's the lore reason that cal is now pink