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join a friend and while in that process open resource monitor and suspend process
the goal is to get the "unable to join session" screen
congrats lol
in legacy going afk for a few minutes works
LOL thanks
Thanks though
welp
so many people say gta boring
they dont even bother to try something new
i remember watching that π
same lol i just never focused too much on these
i already learnt this so now ill try the bmx one
i ignored the bmx for far too long
real
oh we have to spam the jump button

that's a lot of words 

I'm noting this down 
sure
most of these videos go by controller buttons or default keybinds so its really hard to comprehend xd
Surprisingly not that hard to get use to

its less complicated than before

damn why is og heist dead
can't find anything on quick join
do i have to go into the lfg channels
bit of a desert in quick join
renix in lfg 
finally he using lfg
5 minutes in quick join and it's not prison break
level 1600 host please don't be a cheater
i actually stop joining quick join just for now since there are modders that instantly quick finish jobs somehow
thats lowkey risky in a heist
oh it's actually pac finale
i actually had alotta pac finales for quick join recently
rarely series, fleeca or hlr
i think switching cars during that screen messes it up
lol
i guess they'll take the riot and then i'll spend 10 minutes waiting
no they'll take the bikes and use the default lester route and die
i usually wait for them to pass cuz sometimes they follow me towards the zancudo route and die
failed to follow escape route
the 2 low level randoms followed me on wr route and both died
relatable for zancudo route xd
@untold dock are you doing apartment heist?
yes
Take me too if you need people
i'm just quick joining randoms

wanna do fleeca?
not particularly
Oh i was thinking to get prison break first
But no guy
Help

Maybe i should leave my dream of getting elite specially for apartment
why bother with elite in the first place
what u gonna do after u get it
career progress is a petty excuse cuz u would be grinding other stuff if that was the case
I just need elite and my tier 4 done

incase u didnt know there are other tiers too
I completed all of them
show others
I don't find player to do it with
there's no way that the kuruma is the reward
Good luck to me doing it
π
thats right
u have other tiers too
u can solo survivals
I do them later when i complete elites
My contract tier 4 all done
i still didn't do survivals 
How much is fleeca cooldown??
restart game and cooldown should be gone
same with all heists
Oh dint know that ty and you in for fleeca? Just asking
Or doomsday act 2 pistol challenge?
Idk why it got bugged yesterday
48m on all apt
which apt heist did u replay
You came at right time you know how to drive??
Pacific
Perhaps
Got come with me let's do fleeca elite will take just 15 min
@teal gale it's only elite i have

Ok lemme turn on pc
@nocturne fossil wanna try that new adversary mode??
I am thinking doing adversary
its gone i belive
show me mansion raid
mansion raid doesn't count for career either way
I am talking about those bike one
.
you just said pac is the only elite you have
Yeah i said but for prison break and human and series a i don't have guys

I know these heist very well
Did every role
Did cmm with randoms lfg
@golden sundial Renix0666
Add me
I try to find people @golden sundial he can come with us
Maybe he did all heist before probably
I have the t-shirt yes
Now need 1 guy
I won't take randoms lfg specially for elite nah
Unless they experienced
i saw jackson lurking in lfg
why do randoms always have these fuckass apartments
like mad wayne thunder drive
what is this
so experienced players still exist in lfg somewhat
I have all required apartment
great
ππlet me kill you with orbital canon lol
I'm logging into game
over-confident mf
xd
Waiting
glad i didnt join u
glad i minded my own buisness instead of joining ur heists
I just said that as joking if you want to go that way it's okay bye bro

@golden sundial inviting you directly you drive that car ok?
Oke
@untold dock i let you know when i find one guy if you still in tell me okay?
i mean i have friends
but carrying more than 1 person at a time becomes quite a chore
Only me need elite
Dsync is always atrocious in fleeca
Did you dysync?
Kinda, is all good tho
If you can help me it will save me some headache of finding people
After elite i am done eith everything

Specially heist
what do you want to do and when
Prison break and human and series a is all i need
I am doing fleeca
Rn need it's elite too
After fleeca only 3 left no?
try not to waste lobsters time he got other friends to play with
I never waste anyone time till now
I did everything solo bro
Don't woory if he don't help me
i'm actively wasting my own time right now
I get help from someone either way
isnt anyone on?
@golden sundial inviting to finale
i don't invite friends to play with a random host
that feels weird
well other than a couple of friends who actually play with randoms
the host being u
i mean sure i could host something but i just wanted randoms
fair
after yesterday's pb fiasco
lowkey miss couchpotato
why is the potato not on the couch
Did I get there too fast?
@golden sundial no i failed once
Let's practice route
You remember route??
Moderator 
Ye
the guy is a saint for helping this guy
when iam busy getting milk from the store instead of helping him
@golden sundial don't go to that plane
Just reach final police varier and i leave
And restart
you remember route?
That bike one
And soory for this many ping
Let's do it last time and get it done
Don't bump to those police car
The one we took? Idk I use another apt for this
Alta?
If you want i go there too
I know every route
Pillbox hill or whatever that street is called
Alta street yeah
pillbox is near alta
Want me to take that route?
Sure
Have to change my apartment then
integrity is much faster tho
how do you need this much blabber for one fleeca elite
I'm not blabbering 
He playing after long time
this is one of the reason i didnt wanna join his heists
I never speak unless necessary
top 5 lies
Let's begin m8


what happening
he's doing fleeca with siranium
goodluck 
Tysm bro
We were too fast
5:17m
Could have done it in 5:05m

okay are you ready to go for pb
@golden sundial if i do prison heist i invite you cya until then or do you want to do doomsday act 2?
You have your friends ready?
sure
You host?
i'd prefer to
Do it no isuue
Will I be needed or nah?
idk
I think no he have his friend ready
do you understand this
Will you come for doomsday act 2 pistol challenge?
No explain please
i thought you knew these heists well
The order of guards you kill?
I just know route
pb is ass because you can't have multiple people with bad ping
you'll just never lose the cops
I have good network
Sure was drinking water
i will not have fun
Yea I can tell
Is it because of me? Lol
Nah, you can cheese that
Ragequit any%
Vigilante ftw
I used kuruma in my cmm attempt
@golden sundial do you want to join
everyone hates pb and it's a tuesday
finale might be ass
Legend says that those who don't want to crash stay on the road
Sure
Nah, I can clear the prison fast just gun, the problem is
ping infinite cop
Invited
Acquainted with the clouds
@untold dock add him

LET ME IIIIIINNNNNN
I suggest you to join any of your friends
From social club menu
Then come
Or re-start your game
Only these way will work
The sc invite worked it seems
joining
Good
Nvm copium, now I'm staring at his lovely apartment
Xd
okay get in the session first
Invite us
Yay
Oml
Diabolical
Well we're going the boring route
Xd
Velum push method when
Ready invite
What
I ain't never seen that before
We shoot it too much
It's soft lol
Ready invite
β 1.700.000
β
1.700.096 
you don't need to say it after every setup
Okay sure
What the sigma
so which ones of you gets demo
I got an error after completing objective
the player with the worst ping should be demo for the best chance at losing cops
I can become whatever
But not velum

@golden sundial do you know how to fly?
It's pretty easy
knowing when to land
that's what you need to know
does either one of you know how to play prison officer
I know
Dropping gun and stuff?
Vigilante in prison? 
Ok
Got rapid fire
Wut
By those merywther
i have never seen anyone ever lose to 2 guys
I was driving normal car
Brake fail

And rapid fire

Too quick
Soory
@untold dock can i directly destroy that bus after killing guard?
no
Bus got a geolocator so it needs to be going in vaguely the right direction
In the wise words of agent 14
very good demo
fly off so the choppers just follow me
and i have no chance to lose the cops on time
Oh soory i do this time
Extraction time includes losing the cops?
extraction time is from rashkovsky cutscene start to jumping out of plane
Okay soory for that
I c
you can also kill the prison guards instead of trying to shoot down the jet
just don't fly over the prison
Ok
Neat
Nice
Human lab? Now
if my board works
kay i think i can find a someone
Did you find someone 4am here almost
Ah, that explains the desync
Did you have work?
not many people on
k whatever tomorrow then
Just need to do human and series a and done
did yall do mines for pb or just did a normal run
idk if prisoner put down mines
who was prisoner
rag
ah
Prisoner put down nothin
Playing a little freemode just to check it out and itβs so boring man
Nothing to do but fly around lmao
At least thereβs still corny names to laugh at like βKingtryhard7443β
IIllIIllII3241
Prison break is the hardest heist in the game with noobs lmfao
Each person has to know what theyβre doing
randoms and knowing don't go together
β
doomsday hard mode
That one npc that has the best aim in the whole entire game and randomly gets rapid fire

that one headshot when you're driving that ruins all the final
Not really since doomsday has often has no team while Prison Break each has their own role
arena war mentioned

Its 9:22 Am and I drank monster drink is something I never expect...
Err..
I think

doomsday the best heist fr
ft @real peak

well thats on whoever was pulling a sticky out, its a nightshark
And they shooting minigun..
whys there just an SCP standing in the middle of the road
You look like you get used to vietnam driving bike style lol
nah im just playing as an NPC cuz heist got boring
Escape 5 stars police with that bike if you want
thats not legal
In manual way, no hiding spot
im doing legal work only
NPC life baybee
w scooter man
Thanks,gets me from A to B
i need lift 
I can do doomsday hard mode solo xd but it's 2 player job setup only
But i can carry tho
I don't think it holds 2 people
Wait does it hold 2 people?
Are you online bro?
Wanna do act 2 finale with pistol,??
I will go to sub just pick me up

Yeah sure
Also what happened with apartment heist loyalty, weren't you going to do it today?
It was elite
Now need human lab and series a
And done

I help you with apartment cmm or completing heist if you want
Whatever
Difficult?
Wonder why
u hop off then 
Because of this
I did doomsday all act with pistol too
With elite

Yeah man sorry for ever playing your game
Lol just telling you why it easy for me
You. Become pro just play heist bro
I have 1200 hours man, just the first four years I was ummm
Doing bmx tricks i think
Never really became a pro with the bike
Nope
I filled all my garages with bicycles back in the day
4 year wasted herre we go again 
Is that really hard to learn ?
No, ig it's pretty easy
I just had fun riding the bike while doing casino
And that's what I did for 4 years
Lol with that much time i would have completed all cmm and stuff

Good times
Well i switched from ps3 to pc, and honestly I was never curious about all the new things you could do
Exactly, what cutscenes
Because I'm pretty sure you could interact
In those...
"Cutscenes"
Apartment heist cutscene and doomsday
Ohh that cutscenes
I was asking if you played this game for 4 year why you have to watch it got answer above

So far ive played it for 6 years on pc, in ps3 like 3-4 i don't really remember
A year?
What happened to your old account
You don't get there often?
Ig is there
I skip cutscene hate wasting my time on cmm as we are doing it on one go
Why you not playing with that?
Ik the servers were closed so i don't think i can access my old account
Not cmm cutscenes
For PS3 right?
Whatever
Yup
I am talking about Lester cutscene he talk alot
The moe lester
Which you prefer first apartment or doomsday??
Apartment to do it in order
I did some of the heist back in the day and some finales, but never did it on my own
Why haha?
You know how to shoot,? And how to shoot from cover
Do you think I'm dumb
I mean I spent a month riding bikes but that doesn't mean I don't know how to shoot
Good and spaming snacks and armor?
That all you need basically

700 of that 1200 hours i was riding bikes
I need a mousewheel snack spam tutorial
The other 500 hours i was farming cayo, casino, cluckin, oscar, bank, etc
Oh that look good lol
Anyways, how much have you made
Idk maybe 700m or more
I don't count because retired
In how much hours?
You can see it on sc
Total?
Yup
With both legacy and enhanced
It's steam play history
Wait let me tell from Rockstar official
This include story mode too
@lime sigil have to open my game
Not showing on rockstar website
Bruh
700 million in 660 hours is nuts
It's good?

Did lot of money grinding
Like alot before
I made 300mil in 200hours π
yeah
I have 600 hours on enhanced alone and I have only made over 100 mil 
How much?
200M

Just having fun
better $/h than me
It's the same
I am having fun now with doing doomsday cmm and stuff
Man they are so fun

Specially act 3 juggies
Going by barrage
Best
Fun was doing pvp in bikes while cops where chasing you at the airport
It's waste of time
I rather do BMX tricks
I am online now let me tell you officla stat
When what?
actually I'm more I just recalculated
Nvm
I don't count glitched money so I've only made 400
Fuck...
not sure if the whole 400 is even clean
I'm that bad?
my legacy time was quite 
Its same
21d played it's say
@eager agate it's glitched??
what is?
It's showing 21 days played
time spent in gta online?
Yeah
I think steam time counts the loading time too, and story mode
would be funny if loading time of mine is like 100+ hours
apparently I have more racing time than your total play time 
I remember when I used to race people, good times
aircraft transform racing and gta races were fun
I'm a race degen I must admit
Does anyone need a hand with anything like sales or missions?
Nice
Series a
Elite i am going for
You ghosted me last time I offered to help you, twice
I am online rn doing pistol challenge and soory for that i really got call from client that day
Act 2 setup 3 left
And finale
Probably will be done in 40 min
And i msg you when i come online but you were sleeping so
Id
him right there

It was not intentional
You also ghosted me
No

Rawr
Rawr


I am doing act 2 finale pistol challenge lol

No bore
TIL that mansion prod speed also affects the research in the bunker, if its setup towards research
Not that it matters since i have all research done but still
Are you sure? Bunker research is 2x this week as weekly bonus
Nah that's from the agent 14 missions not the research production itself
Anyway, time for my weekly bonus predictions :
We will have a Valentine exclusive adversaries mode coming back and diamonds in the casino
Podium or prize ride will prob be Roosevelt valor


dont mess up the barrage now xd
my friends made it ugly with pink and red like bruh
and sports wheel
Need someone for series a
this isn't lfg sir 
lfg is allowed here but its much preferred its asked in lfg literally xd
Which wheel is good?
imo offroad
Ok sure
Nah bennys or f1s are better 

stinger where
he'll add it fast

Sold
Yes
@teal gale
I'm in school
oh
My teacher rage baited 5 students to quit the test
Were you one of them?
was a third of the way there
Oh
@teal gale are you back?
Still workin
why is there a bulldozer here for no reason
Pegasus HQ
They spawn all the time either there, in the construction area, or in the parking lot to the left in your screenshot where the terrorbyte spawns
Got human lab elite

In second try
Now series a left those 7 kill still haunt me


nice
siranium is a chad for helping with humane 
i did with lfg randoms bro lol
And with your guy
ah
lfg random how? xd
From other server he dm me after 2 hour i posted lfg and we were experienced so
I put him in gunner seat

oh thats clutch
i feel like humane is a bit more harder than series A
what happen here?
We go to chopper then we get out of chopper and land then throw rpg at gate
Then rpg at those enemy
Take headshot and done
No talking about human lab


I was just being fast and behind me guy was covering with rpg and shotguns
I dint use Armor just going without snack and armor

As it will take time
u can also use scuba gear to make it faster btw
I did
We both had scuba gear
After series a i am officially done with apartment heist and doomsday
dont destroy the kuruma 
This what happened last time
Will paint it red
ooof
reD???
how about not painting it at all 
keep original
look like need to show you my purle kuruma


After elite i am thinking to help someone with doomsday cmm preferential 3 or 4
nice
atleast u dont have to disconnect since u have cmm
After all elite imma go collect all role like doomsday cmm and stuff maybe
u can get the doomsday cmm, elite and apartment cmm
msg modmail rn
Need series a still
then get the cmm roles
I get them all at once too much baggage doing it again lol

each role takes time to verified i think
thats what others said
u have to send proof of pictures and stuff
I got my roles in less than an hour
Depends I guess how many staff are active
Time of day etc

You dint did cmm?
Should i send kuruma being pink ?

no plssss dont
atleast keep the plate btw
so u have proof
Does it get removed?
i dont think so
iam saying not to change plate name
whats the purpose of this car if i can replicate it without doing career progress

i do wonder whats so unique about this kuruma
To sell this out maybe?
They should have put something
its so cheap 
atleast on barrage bro
u cant remove clifford logo
I dint try upgrading it yet
Will do soon as i get time
change the colour however u want there
because u have proof via the Clifford logo
kuruma idk
who cares about proof u can show screenshot of progress but still.....
You can add the Clifford logo in the arena workshop on it iirc
i can add clifford logo from arena war??
i never head of tis
I've seen at least 2 vids over the years saying you can but don't own one to test

Lol it's too cheap

Like 2m
"When modified at the Arena Workshop, the player has the option to equip a modification that adds the Cliffford icons that were previously exclusive to the Doomsday Heist. It is unknown whether or not this was intentional. This option is found in the "Vanity Plates" group and named "Custom Mod 1". It costs $11,040.
The front logo will stay above the hood, even it is modified with a Camouflage Net or a Shutter Hood"
Wiki
I dint know that
Will try soon
@nocturne fossil did you try?
@golden sundial will you be available in 5 hour??
That'll be a maayybee
You know how to drive van or that vegilante?
Can do either
Good we see if i get another player with vigilante skil for finale
Bro
This still hurt me
Unctraceable fr
This was new phone?
No
It had a phone case and screen protector
Just not wp
Here's how today has went for me
Do it i suggest if you stay near water too much or your phone is scramjet

I have dropped my phone down my stairs and I nearly went flying down the stairs after tripping on my own foot while going down
My mum thought I fell down the stairs and scared the shit out of her
I then kicked my chair as I went to sit down

And a few hours later, i just dropped my phone in my washing up tub
Hope you your ankle get better
Maybe you shouldn't get a pc
You gonna drop that too
I'm not going to be carrying around my pc
It's sitting in a corner and never moving unless I need it too
And when I do, I'll be doing all the work in there
Would you believe it if I said when I brought this pc case home, I dropped it near on my feet as I got home 

Or drop stuff on it 
didnt touch it left it in the dust lol
Maybe you need to fall into that pc 
What is barage for??
its useless ngl
maybe to have fun with friends
but making money easy now so friends dont even bother use mine
so i removed secondary weapons on vehicles 
i do have mk2 guns but my aim bad and me no smart 

Me no smart too 
How nice of them to fix one out of 500 godmode glitches

thank god they patched dmo tbh
What is DMO car dupe?
car drops
Don'tt know that but meh
itβs basically where you can spawn in a bunch of cars using director mode and then sell them all for full price
a lot of people lie about the method and just have clueless people sell the cars for them thru ceo like some dicks
Lmao
Didn't even know it existed a nightclub gm
i know of the casino and facility
itβs gatekept
i guess not anymore
im surprised they havenβt patched facility gm
itβs became way more popular within the past week
i guess some methods they just canβt patch without changing a shit ton of code
so they just donβt bother
yeah
took them one year to patch the d5 windows
π
Can't wait for gta 6 online
fresh start and everything
I've literally restarted two times in gta 5 online
surely if you start on day one youβll have at least a few days maybe a week of peaceful gameplay
Yeah
until all the nolifers start griefing entire lobbys and find new glitches
Yup
imma definitely use invite only to explore
cause surely they have but more time on online
@untold dock hiiii i need series a you in??
online mode for gta 5 is what have made them generate money so they are probably doing 100% on online mode in 6
right now? with who
Where your guy from yesterday
I have one guy with me
surely itβll drop the same time the game does too
definitely won't
Few weeks delay for sure
No I don't think I'll be on todayβΉοΈ
How did lab raid go
Oh okay i have some guy
W
In second try first time for learning routes
good luck with series a 
You dint shoot anyone that why we lost it

You should have fired 5 rocket atleast
Well i can get it still it's easy now
I know now how to push and kill
stock suspension pls 
Yeah you are coming too?

nah
Ok ty still
@golden sundial hiii in 1 hour we start you can come?
@untold dock if siranium agree i have total three with you 4 player

who
You in or i should find someone else?
if you can't tell me who's in then no
.. he level low in discord server it's @nocturne fossil friends
Ask him
@untold dock and i done pistol challenge doomsday with him got elite in all act with him

Other guy is @golden sundial
With me total being 3
Yes
who doesn't know how to drive a van 
Total 4
Control it is hard




