gta-online-mk2

[sleek prism]

but yeah, good idea. Hakuchou with emp launcher or gun

[storm nimbus]

Want help with set-ups? I'm bored lol

[sleek prism]

after this, anyway I need 3rd with gold

[untold dock]

why

[sleek prism]

not? doable duo?

[sturdy tapir]

GOLDGOLDGOLD

[rancid parcel]

Unless both are experts then Gold can be done duo

[sturdy tapir]

Valkyrie became makima?

[untold dock]

i mean you can do art with yohan so you can probably do gold duo just fine

[sleek prism]

I have paige so probably

[lost lily]

i can clear gold with low levels

[rancid parcel]

Show off

[untold dock]

was that elite? i went to get a drink

[sleek prism]

yes

[untold dock]

faggio too strong

[sleek prism]

1,5M left :D

[daring bobcat]

hi

[hollow owl]

Oooooh my randoms are soo good

[sleek prism]

dog is dead

[hollow owl]

Not a single dollar lost

[sleek prism]

what randoms

[hollow owl]

This is why u only take high levels

Casino

[sleek prism]

hello

[hollow owl]

I also found out u can do the animation skip when you put the paintings in ur bag

Dont have to wait a few seconds before u gain control again

3.5 paints 1 daily vault

[sleek prism]

how? :o

[hollow owl]

Calvin didnt show it here but its the same thing when u do the hacks or keycard

Wonder if the animation skip would work in cayo

Probs would

[sleek prism]

so that mask audio thing works? when animation starts you press action button?

[hollow owl]

Yeah

I just tried it

Works when ur putting the paintings in the bag also like mentioned

[sleek prism]

Cool

[hollow owl]

Probably works when you put your bag back after looting cash, gold and diamonds but its like 1 second difference

[sleek prism]

Nah...

[burnt maple]

I am level 13 free to do any heist

[hollow owl]

No

You are immediately kicked if you join my heist

200/250+ only

[fierce mason]

Untraceable has a heist?

[fierce mason]

Is it fine if i am level 194 but already have experience doing the heist?

[burnt maple]

I was level 200+ in my other account got banned

[untold dock]

Lzzz

[west stirrup]

Is level 759 too much then?

[hollow owl]

Nah, most of my casinos have been with level 1ks

[hollow owl]

Like my guy here

We was lvl 1.1k

[west stirrup]

Ohh

[fierce mason]

wait wait wait
So by untracebale logic
He would be fine taking a level 5000 who has no experience on the heist compare to a level 70 with experieicne on the heist
Im curious on what he would say on this

[spice inlet]

That's not what he intends to do but ok

[stoic sage]

[west stirrup]

We won’t know for sure

[rancid parcel]

Hes drunk

[fierce mason]

He too young for that

I think?

[rancid parcel]

He's old enough to be employed

[silk shuttle]

entered tow something alright

[sleek prism]

didnt work tho. accepted to bring Issi in but after that still says I'm in active mission? huh

[untold dock]

ghost raid

[sleek prism]

gold duo, double daily

[fierce mason]

Very nice

Mikko should i ping transient and tell her that you completed it?

[sleek prism]

no

[fierce mason]

Alright then

[young copper]

How much it'll be for like duo diamond?

[sleek prism]

I have no idea

[young copper]

I want to find out cause I got diamond 💎

[sturdy tapir]

[west stirrup]

You can’t get all the diamonds so.. 2.5 for both i think

Or 2m

[sleek prism]

That happens when the duffel bag is too heavy

[young copper]

What If 3 and I'll give 20 to hacker and 15 for grabber and keep 65

[untold dock]

picnicked a little bit when my character kicked the chair instead of the guy

[silk shuttle]

kicked the chair instead of the guy
do you take them down with left click?

[broken musk]

Greedy

[untold dock]

no i press r

[silk shuttle]

hm

[young copper]

Oh Mr Logan I am willing to give you 85%

[broken musk]

I don’t want 85%

[silk shuttle]

i was boutta for not using r but idk what to say now

[sleek prism]

you can be quiet

[broken musk]

I didn’t do enough of the work for 85%

[young copper]

How much you want little boy

[young copper]

If you hack good

[fierce mason]

1000% plesae XD

[broken musk]

ok I’ll take 100%

[young copper]

That's beyond my capabilities

[young copper]

That's beyond my capabilities

[fierce mason]

Ah you see
You only want 100%
I want 1000%

I go extra for the mile and take Don money for the work

[young copper]

Are you a good hacker Martol?

[fierce mason]

I can hack it in less than 30 seconds

[broken musk]

I am Russian level hacker

[young copper]

[young copper]

So you both are in

But Mr Logan is on console

[broken musk]

[young copper]

Martol we do duo 50 50 is that good

[fierce mason]

You finish all the preps yourself?

Cause if you did, give yourself 75%

[young copper]

Buddy those prep were finished months ago

[fierce mason]

alright then, 60%

[young copper]

It's fully checked

[young copper]

For me or you

[fierce mason]

You

[young copper]

And it's big con so we just walk in and out no big work

With all uniforms

[fierce mason]

Oh thank goodness because if it was stealth, i would have forced you to do all the work because i took a break and forgot how to stealth again

[young copper]

Oh don't worry about that but my big con is gonna stay forever as my panther now

Panther in both characters preserved

[broken musk]

Bruh WUT?!? I just learned that you cannot spin the podium wheel while being drunk

[fierce mason]

Very nice
My dumbass forgot to get the panther so i have bearer bonds in the cayo with 5 gold

It aint bad but it aint panther

[young copper]

Cause you might break the wheel

[young copper]

Panther is good for me cause I solo only like 98% of time

That's like nice 2m for like 4 minute of run

I don't even take cash from office

[fierce mason]

I dont tend to like glitch my games so i usually either do solo stealth or just ask someone if the loot is good

[broken musk]

Yes, whiskey can make me quite angry

[young copper]

I drink green juice

[broken musk]

With a 0% alcohol content

[young copper]

I get it but, buddy this game takes a lot of time which I don't have

[broken musk]

How are the cops supposed to get mad at you for your driving then?

[fierce mason]

Anyways don i am online
Here my username

MartoI71
Make sure the l is actually a capital i

[young copper]

So I do replay

[fierce mason]

I make time by randomly having time in certain times

[young copper]

Alright we can do 1 run now then later more

[fierce mason]

Preferably no glitches runs
I like my money legit

[young copper]

That's just replay nothing else

If you agree on this

[fierce mason]

I dont like glitch money

[broken musk]

I disagree

[fierce mason]

I have standards, glitch runs are not something i enjoy ddoing

No offense Don, i understand why you do them but i personally dont

[young copper]

What if you do 1 time and I unfriend you

[fierce mason]

That's acceptable...

[broken musk]

Rude

[young copper]

[fierce mason]

I see this as a win

He gets 75%
I get 25%

[broken musk]

[fierce mason]

I only do it once so in theory it's legit and both parties are happy

[young copper]

You're getting 40% kid

[fierce mason]

No 25%

[young copper]

You're no stranger to me

[fierce mason]

For 1 game

[young copper]

I insist at least 35

[fierce mason]

30

[sleek prism]

85

[young copper]

[broken musk]

Never seen someone negotiate for less money

[young copper]

Iran and India Deal

[sleek prism]

Martol is built different

[fierce mason]

I was born in the uae
I know how to make a deal

[young copper]

Come vc

[fierce mason]

Besides don my friend
I never take huge chuck of money from a friend

[young copper]

Same here

[fierce mason]

I legit can't communicate
The unfournate reality is that uae doesn't allow VC in discord

[young copper]

Damn it

[fierce mason]

And besides if suddendly it is
I don't have a mic or a headphone

[young copper]

I like vc

[broken musk]

Other applications that have vc?

[fierce mason]

Google meet does work as an alternative but I just said I don't have a mic or headphones

Well I do have headphones but they hurt my ears

[young copper]

Ok we can take these conversations in dms now

[broken musk]

I have a MIDI microphone but apparently it’s too powerful for an Xbox to utilize it for vc

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Me and Don did it

We succeeded at it

[broken musk]

Now you forever going to be a replay glitcher

[young copper]

Duo Diamond loot

I'd say not bad

but dude 7.2m was potential

[fierce mason]

It's 2x though this week remember

[young copper]

yea thats why I did it

otherwise I'd just increase my cayo numbers

[broken musk]

What do you get for completing the weekly bonus

[fierce mason]

100k

[broken musk]

Any special clothing unlock?

[brittle hatch]

It's the only thing making it worth, else there's 3.6m missing

[fierce mason]

Idk
I don't care about those
Give me a suit anf that's my default outfit

[young copper]

my boy

[broken musk]

[fierce mason]

Yeah
It turns out you can't get everything
Why do I say that like in shocked

[fierce mason]

I legit done enough casinos to know that 3 is gold number if all players are good

[fierce mason]

I like how don just spending while I'm over here

[young copper]

I have spent 1b why not more

[fierce mason]

While I'm setting up my own heist right now

[broken musk]

Onfg

[fierce mason]

How many heists did you do

[sleek prism]

what n means

[young copper]

not really that much just 1000 cayos

[fierce mason]

@sleek prism
Been meaning to ask
You got ant cayo challange you need help with?

[sleek prism]

I did cayo tier 4 long time ago

[fierce mason]

Alr then

[young copper]

@fierce mason

[broken musk]

I love spending money

[fierce mason]

Prefer rum myself

[broken musk]

Ingest one shot of Macbeth whiskey and you will wake up in Paleto Bay

[fierce mason]

And that I like rum

[broken musk]

Surprised they didn’t make them champagnes free of charge this week, last hesit month for casino week all the champagnes were free

[young copper]

you know Logan GTA money is just free money

[broken musk]

Yes but if I can get a 150,000$ bottle of champagne for free and keep my 150,000$ for later use, that’s fine with me

[young copper]

but you got $500m in bank

[broken musk]

Yea

[young copper]

so $150k is nothing

[broken musk]

I guess

It really isn’t lmao but if I were to spam them bottles it would add up

[young copper]

valid

[fierce mason]

Why did I even buy this thing to begin with?

[broken musk]

Do NOT disrespect the DH-7

[fierce mason]

It's not bad but it's not helping me

[broken musk]

It’s literally a godmode vehicle for sale missions

[sturdy tapir]

It's fun to get the Military tank with a marine inside to grove street and watch the Military kaboom ballas

Now that's my tax dollars working (in game) for the right cause

[broken musk]

LMFAOOO omg im going to try this.. I’ve done this before, but I stole the tank with a person inside and let them go apeshit on a griefer

[sturdy tapir]

🤣 🤣

[sturdy tapir]

You just gotta time it right

And use the DH-7 anyway

[broken musk]

Lmao they were so confused too bc they couldn’t see the minimap or know who they were being killed bc it wasn’t a player

[sturdy tapir]

Cargobob more useless than A shotgun in sleeping dogs

[tame holly]

God watching low levels drive is the funniest thing ever

[broken musk]

Nah, watching them attempt to fly is even funnier

[sturdy tapir]

[broken musk]

They never successfully land the jet

Not even if they were at the runway

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Fuck this game

[rancid parcel]

Retirement time

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

NO

I am not being you where you sit in an old house

[rancid parcel]

Im employed and I play other games

[sturdy tapir]

@rancid parcel like what

[rancid parcel]

Don't even bother asking since none of your regions are close enough to me

[sturdy tapir]

Just answer question pls

[rancid parcel]

No

[sturdy tapir]

Yes

[fierce mason]

Well i know overwatch might be one of them

and division 2

But if i was right
Then you can certainly play overwatch regardless where you are in the region

Believe me, i played with an north american person and i went to US server
Ping was not even a problem

Unlike gta where it a lag mess

[sturdy tapir]

Tom Clancy division 2?

[hollow owl]

Had a little buddy spawn ontop of me under the map where I couldn't move

[sturdy tapir]

That game monkey was playing if i remember

[hollow owl]

After I got kicked from my own casino heist

[tidal yew]

Sad

[fierce mason]

Hacker detected in traceable lobby

[hollow owl]

He spawned, i blew myself up and he left without spawning back in

[sturdy tapir]

YOU PLAY WORLD WAR Z?

[rancid parcel]

Lower = less active

[fierce mason]

I told you she plays overawwtch server

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Wait she in the overwatcch server?

[sturdy tapir]

[fierce mason]

Im in the server and somewhat active and i never seen her there

[rancid parcel]

Because I dont talk there

I enjoy the game but not the community

Fun gameplay but the people are freaks

[fierce mason]

Fair enough
Its hell over there, they hurt my mind

[tidal yew]

Yeh unemployed people has more server

[fierce mason]

well i am student

[hollow owl]

Funny, mines is the opposite

[west stirrup]

Green gta

[hollow owl]

[sturdy tapir]

[lost lily]

Wildlands

[west stirrup]

What is it.

[rancid parcel]

*breakpoint

[lost lily]

Ew

[rancid parcel]

Would consider getting it since its only 5 doolah due to black friday

[hollow owl]

Modmail

[west stirrup]

o

[hollow owl]

Time to wait 48 mins for casino again

[north grail]

been a little bit since i've played gtav. did it always have car drivers with helmets driving like crap and all hell breaks loose if u shoot one? lol

[gray meteor]

Girl what

Car drivers with helmets?

[tidal yew]

Maybe talking abt f1

[hollow owl]

My F1 is dusty

[gray meteor]

All of mine haven't been touched since the week I got them

They're just there to look pretty

[hollow owl]

Time to do Casino

[tidal yew]

Gl

[hollow owl]

Luck? Ha, we dont need luck

[opal rock]

You’re getting metaphorically fat, like a stuffed Christmas turkey

All these casinos you’re doing

You must be rich now

[hollow owl]

38 mill

[opal rock]

Cheeky

[hollow owl]

Doesn't going into ur terro lose the cops?

[west stirrup]

I still need like 28mil for career progres

Yes

[hollow owl]

I went in came out and had 1 star

[tidal yew]

U need money

[fierce mason]

A friend of mine needs money?
SAY NO MORE

[opal rock]

Depends

I find it works better before you take the equipment

[fierce mason]

@opal rock
I find hanging around and flying around with oppressor mark 2 and losing cops that way is a lot better

[opal rock]

It’s really not

How can it be way better lol

You go in you come out no cops

[fierce mason]

Hmm

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

You need money or not
If you need
Ill hop in

[tidal yew]

Nah

Tracy needed

[fierce mason]

Who tracy again?

[hollow owl]

[fierce mason]

Answer solved

[tidal yew]

[fierce mason]

[gray parcel]

[tame holly]

I'm getting close to that furia

only 3 more casino to go

[hollow owl]

Found a cool way to skip searching the guard for the FIB pass

[nocturne fossil]

in casino heist?

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Yh

[nocturne fossil]

mask audio?

[hollow owl]

Using the same Mask Audio bug

Yeah

Lmao

[nocturne fossil]

[hollow owl]

And my NC gets raided as i finish smh

B2b days

[nocturne fossil]

mask audio works everywhere tbh

u can audio urself outta the kosatka missiles

u can cancel the salvage animations for doomsday

[nocturne fossil]

(RCV prep)

cancelling keypad animations

[knotty briar]

Never had a NC raid before it’s weird

[opal rock]

You ahve to be over a certain stock level

Which is pointless going over anyway really

[hollow owl]

Mines is at like 80% full

[knotty briar]

What gets raided for me is any MC business like literally the moment I switch to MC

[hollow owl]

Fr

[opal rock]

Easy way round that, keep them empty

[gray parcel]

same, not once

[knotty briar]

I guess my security is that good

But they still need me to throw out drunk people for some reason

[nocturne fossil]

inconceivable

[wintry ermine]

Best way to keep reputation up. Shame they fixed the passive mode bypass

[hollow owl]

41 mins with mk2 for all prepa

[untold dock]

what approach

[nocturne fossil]

[lost lily]

certainly not aggro

that vault explosive prep alone take 10 min

[nocturne fossil]

annoying prep

finding the thing is the hard part nothing else

probably silent n sneaky

[hollow owl]

Sns

BRO

Ffs

Best run ever

And we get kicked

As we leave staff exist

[sleek prism]

Who does aggro?

[nocturne fossil]

people who wanna have fun and get elite

[hollow owl]

All paints with 1 min left

Double daily vault

[sleek prism]

Paige?

[hollow owl]

Yh

I dont trust randoms

[nocturne fossil]

same

[hollow owl]

Broooo, such a good run

2 times today its happened

[nocturne fossil]

iam doing casino too hopefully it wont happen to me

[hollow owl]

Rockstar never fails to make my happiness playing this game plummet

[untold dock]

eating good

[sleek prism]

Some diamonds left behind?

[untold dock]

1 cart

[sleek prism]

Not bad

[untold dock]

8/8 isn't possible 2p undetected

[lost lily]

you can get like 7.x with one layout which has 3 hacks only

[green fractal]

Is this up-to-date?

[lost lily]

layout hasn't been changed

[fast bridge]

I’ve done it before

[lost lily]

liar

[untold dock]

unless you blg into the vault, no you haven't

[sleek prism]

On normal is there 1 hack per door?

[lost lily]

yea

i think it should be possible on normal

but only with 1st layout

[sleek prism]

And hard 7/8 pays better than 8/8 normal?

[fast bridge]

Not lying

[lost lily]

vid or didn't happen

[fast bridge]

Why would I take a video of it?

[lost lily]

i've done diamonds 2p with rickie then

but didn't record

[fast bridge]

I just followed RandomWeirdThings 248 video instructions

[lost lily]

show me his vid where he looted all 8, 2p undetected without glitching into vault

[fast bridge]

He glitched into it

[lost lily]

smfh

[fast bridge]

I’ve also done it without doing his method and still got 8/8 with 2 people

[lost lily]

no u didn't

[fast bridge]

I did

[lost lily]

vid or didn't happen

[opal rock]

Who cares

[fast bridge]

I don’t record videos on gta

My friend went into the vault while I waited at the door

[opal rock]

Maybe he did maybe he didn’t makes no difference to you

[lost lily]

so glitch again

[fast bridge]

Wasn’t a glitch

[lost lily]

no he didn't without glitch. it's not possible

[fast bridge]

2nd one wasn’t a glitch

[lost lily]

i've beaten kasparov in chess but forgot to record 😎

[opal rock]

Dumb argument fr

[fast bridge]

Who?

[lost lily]

nvm

[fast bridge]

Exactly

[lost lily]

saying who to kasparov

[fast bridge]

Didn’t know chess was in gta

[lost lily]

just replying to your 🧢 with my 🧢

[daring bobcat]

there is an oversized chess board in a graden near the golf course

[fast bridge]

Mine wasn’t cap. You’re assuming it was. It wasn’t. Assuming won’t get you anywhere

[fast bridge]

I know that but u can’t play that. He said he beat whatever the persons name was

[hollow owl]

Just got the mantrap bug are you fucking kidding me

This is the same heist I got kicked from earlier wtf

[fast bridge]

Go to fidelity mode. It doesn’t do it on fidelity

@celest token u said “That not possible the max is 5m for players anything higher than that goes to Lester ect”

I added all these up and the total players got was $5,417,782.

[hollow owl]

2.9 for artwork is the least ive gotten

Value was trash

[lost lily]

description of this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PbzKKKDBHY&list=LL

i can post here if u want

[west stirrup]

Can i go to the Altruist Camp immediatly in the Dead Weight prep?

nvm wrong prep probably

[untold dock]

no

[hollow owl]

Driving round like a headless chicken

[west stirrup]

I thought i was supposed to do 2 Yunga preps

I did Dead Weight and now the second one is not available

[untold dock]

you are

[lost lily]

and i think the iron mule doesnt work for that yunga prep

[tame holly]

gotta love that slow ass car (i think its a fugitive iirc)

[lost lily]

i dont mind that prep cuz then the 2nd prep is stupid fast so overall takes the same time as other big con preps

[west stirrup]

wanting to join Yunga casino?

[untold dock]

sure

[west stirrup]

Will go better than yesterday

Second time doing Yoga

[untold dock]

well it's not off to a good start because i'm stuck in the clouds

[west stirrup]

Extra 10% so you can do everything

[untold dock]

you don't have to kill anyone in the first room

they aren't hostile when you're unarmed

[west stirrup]

I don't know how on earth you got to the hallway

[untold dock]

just run past them

[west stirrup]

Oh

[hollow owl]

I think i kill like 8 guards in casino

For sns*

Gruppe Sechs like 2-3

[west stirrup]

We are ancestoring the Young

[hollow owl]

3-4 if u count the guard we do at the vault

[lost lily]

10 ko in yunga

[untold dock]

and he didn't cap fps

[west stirrup]

What a fucking imbecile huh

[untold dock]

hey we get to watch brucie get shot again

[west stirrup]

I think you'll find i did cap fps

[untold dock]

well i was capped to 30

[west stirrup]

Welp

[lost lily]

wish we can take the staff entry in yunga and skip that bs cutscence

[untold dock]

or you know... just skip that cutscene

idk why that one is not skippable when something as small as opening the vault door is

[lost lily]

staff entry option is there after u ko the guard, but after u swipe the card it just softlocks the mission

[broken musk]

I am going to murder El Rubio

yesss Lester,

Ty for agreeing

I’ll do it just for you lestie

[lost lily]

give him a break this week

[broken musk]

No

[tame holly]

cmon go ruin the duggans for a change

[knotty briar]

Nah I need 100 mil he’s workin overtime

[broken musk]

Maybe, being surrounded by nothing but diamond encrusted tequila is turning me into alcoholic

[opal rock]

Why would you need to add it up, it tells you players take is 5.5mil on the heist board

[knotty briar]

[craggy mica]

Well played

[craggy mica]

^

[opal rock]

I smell a glitch

[hollow owl]

I got the gruppe sechs vehicle spawning at my teammates arcade again wth

B2b days

Good haul today

[opal rock]

Someone else had it last night

They were also on ps

[hollow owl]

Ive been kicked from my own heist 2 times in a row

[opal rock]

It spawned in Paleto bay

[hollow owl]

Had that bug

Spawned under the map and been bugged

Casino is full of them

Bugstars wouldn't be able to do anything

Let's calc how much ive made today

13,111,102

Not bad

[fast bridge]

U can get more or less than that

[opal rock]

That’s irrelevant, you said they claimed, you don’t get that amount, when it tells you in black and white on the board.

[fast bridge]

Yeah they said the players total can’t be more than 5M

[north grail]

sorry, in open world. some of the npcs driving cars have helmets, driving like shit doing u turns in middle of road and hitting things. shot one, and the whole dang road turned on me. XD figure it's something new, or something i just missed that never encountered often

[untold dock]

i also saw a car driver wearing a helmet

weird

[west stirrup]

I barely started this

Less than a second and 2 people manage to get in

[lost lily]

Launch from invite only

[west stirrup]

Nobody on

[dense frigate]

Stealing 7.38 mill from Cassino feels wierd

[sleek prism]

Maybe they are expecting someone dropping a container

[untold dock]

he's really testing my patience

this went on for longer than the replay

[hollow glade]

It’s okay rocky you go when you feel like it

[hollow owl]

This is literally the same as my screen recording
https://youtu.be/L9RGi-Zd2VI?si=U5KHVUzsRgEZG3l8

[lost lily]

bugstar or yunga. decision time

[west stirrup]

Bug

[lost lily]

done

[wicked sundial]

You don't have to wait for him to get there - the cam in that room won't detect the body. Just run straight from the stairwell to him.

[untold dock]

35:40 to set up sns

though i got pretty unlucky

noose vans in sandy shores, cars in sandy shores, military drill

[lost lily]

another 1 down

[untold dock]

i'm doing yunga aggressive

this seems like a bad idea

crap pistol only

[west stirrup]

Will go smoother than our attempts earlier

[untold dock]

actually remarkably easy

[turbid spire]

better than S&S cause no supressor for some reason

[lost lily]

these low texture diamonds really heavy on the gpu

[fast bridge]

U know the start menu trick?

[lost lily]

yea

[merry marsh]

man i forgot how fast the h drag is

with hsw

[loud pebble]

Such a good time trial vehicle dude I swear

[fast bridge]

And HSW time trial too

[loud pebble]

ya

I love that thang

clutched up so many times cause of it

[fast bridge]

Easy money

[loud pebble]

quick 3-400K tbh

Hsw time trial + reg time trial

[fast bridge]

And if you do all 4 consecutively a year, that’s over like 55M a year

[loud pebble]

I try doing them each time

[lost lily]

professional still selling mc during casino week

[fast bridge]

He ruined sell missions tbh. Got the Bombushka patched

[plucky burrow]

bro

[rancid parcel]

He needs money

[lost lily]

Well he's using highly inefficient method, especially this week

Ig he likes flying dodo

[rancid parcel]

Oh come on, people are still freaking doing Prison Break and Bogdan this week

[merry marsh]

why would he do that to himself

[lost lily]

Cuz he's pro

[rancid parcel]

At wasting time, I agree

[lost lily]

Casino heist is beneath him

[merry marsh]

speaking of

anyone up for a silent and sneaky finale?
i dont trust ppl in lfg lmao

[lost lily]

I would've helped but i'm tired

[short lotus]

how many times do we need to do casino to get the purple vest?

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel lets

I'm ready

[rancid parcel]

||retired||

[plucky burrow]

[fierce mason]

Valk catchphrase

Can't blame her for being retired

[west stirrup]

Am i late

[merry marsh]

not really

[west stirrup]

I could get on

[merry marsh]

yep

launching game

duggan shipments is not done but its not like we will need it in silent and sneaky

[knotty briar]

i always do duggans cause its just faster to speed run through the casino

[merry marsh]

fair

[west stirrup]

Ehh depends

probably

[merry marsh]

add me?

[west stirrup]

Will do

[merry marsh]

should we join a 2 man heist vc or throigh dms

[west stirrup]

dms

[merry marsh]

alr

[knotty briar]

looking at my console stats and realized my poor ps4 character is in limbo

[short lotus]

hmm i did the casino heist twice
but didn't get the vest?

[west stirrup]

We just did the casino heist and i got disconnected for some reason?

Happened before

[turbid spire]

mantrap?

[west stirrup]

Nope

Staff exit

[tidal yew]

That's y u need good players. Players who has experienced it

[flint flower]

He got bored of beating up @tidal yew

[tidal yew]

[merry marsh]

ggs @west stirrup

[west stirrup]

Sorry for the millions of retries lol

2 of them were the game’s fault

[merry marsh]

nah i wouldve fumbled either way

[short lotus]

any of you got the vest yet?

i guess another email then
thanks

that challenge last till next week right?

[nocturne fossil]

what did i even do to get cash so many times

i dont deserve tis xd

[west stirrup]

Worth it for 2x

[lost lily]

Cash this week makes 1M less than art

[west stirrup]

Hm

How about at 1x

[lost lily]

500k

I wouldn't reset gold

U can grab gold duo too

[nocturne fossil]

i would have to agree with him i wouldnt reset gold either

how so?

u can get double safe and elite

can with avi

[lost lily]

There's no difference between sneaky and big con for gold
You get same time in vault

Nope

[covert atlas]

Big Con gets the same vault time

[nocturne fossil]

this solely depends on the hacker u choose

not the approach

yeah the max possible

gives 5secs extra

he is

[lost lily]

U get less time in aggressive

[nocturne fossil]

which is still decent just incase u need to get out of the vault in a narrow second

cuz sometimes ur character stutters before actually collecting targets so it all adds up

[lost lily]

5s extra goes a long way if u play with randoms

[west stirrup]

Is Paige more worth it than Avi

If you don’t play with random creatures

Specimen

[nocturne fossil]

none

defaulting to hockey masks

[lost lily]

Masks doesn't matter for stealth approaches

[nocturne fossil]

i bought it :D

if iam running a fancy aggressive heist with my friends id get those for the luls

[west stirrup]

My character is too attractive for masks

[lost lily]

My cat mask overrides these masks so i don't even bother

[nocturne fossil]

yo the paper bags are goated af

[west stirrup]

No

[nocturne fossil]

pls show

[west stirrup]

Gatekeeping

[covert atlas]

The polygon animal looking ones

[nocturne fossil]

male or female?

[west stirrup]

Malé

[nocturne fossil]

chad

iam not so chad i use both 🥀

[west stirrup]

I have to make a new SC time to get creative

[nocturne fossil]

new acc?

[west stirrup]

Non

[nocturne fossil]

female character with the YT tutorial face creation 🥀

[west stirrup]

It’s kind of a tradition where i make a new character every year and make a new name

But this time i’m just doing the name

[nocturne fossil]

in gtao or elsewhere?

[west stirrup]

Even though i love my current name

[nocturne fossil]

how many characters u got?

[west stirrup]

Oh IRL too

[nocturne fossil]

oh u mean name

[west stirrup]

Jk

Yes

[nocturne fossil]

u had remy earlier

with a cyan colour

[west stirrup]

Oh yea i mean gta then

You can only change your SC yearly

[nocturne fossil]

u gonna update the name here too?

[nocturne fossil]

yeah this caused my friends alotta issues xd

[west stirrup]

Neh

[nocturne fossil]

they put a random name by mistake and had to live with it for a year

[west stirrup]

Pretty much everyone here knows i got a unique name so that’s why i’m torn lol

[nocturne fossil]

if i make a name its gonna be John Doe

" this name is taken "

[lost lily]

I'll think of some fancy name for gta 6

[west stirrup]

My name will have something to do with gta 6 and my real name

[nocturne fossil]

DetainmentLX

i think for weeks and months about nicknames only come up with a crappy name overall

[nocturne fossil]

related to its delays xd

thats why i put detain xd

[fierce mason]

Alright casino all done

[nocturne fossil]

👏

[fierce mason]

Now I'm just gonna chill until I see someone online to do the heist

[nocturne fossil]

do it with randoms

[west stirrup]

Well I’m online in 9 bours

[fierce mason]

I'll be counting

[tidal yew]

Ill be online in 7-8 hrs give or take

[dense cliff]

We got GTA V Online Mansion DLC ADS before GTA VI

[versed lintel]

new game called grand theft auto online

[plucky burrow]

Yk what's not coming this December

[rancid parcel]

Me

[fossil dagger]

I know we are getting 2x on cayo payout this thursday i just can't prove it yet

[hollow owl]

We won't

Never will happen

We had the cayo week

[fossil dagger]

i know it trace

Trust me

just trust me for once!!!!

[plucky burrow]

[fossil dagger]

nah

[rancid parcel]

Nope

[fossil dagger]

stop changing the damn NAME

[fossil dagger]

Trust guys

[plucky burrow]

I'm sick affemal

It's a slow and painful death

Let me have fun while I live

[rancid parcel]

I would consider if you help me hold Lumbago down so I can shave his head

[plucky burrow]

Free haircut

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

I'm sat

[hollow owl]

Im also sat

[plucky burrow]

Shut up

No haircut for you

[hollow owl]

I had mines a week ago

[plucky burrow]

That's dangerous

Could explode

[fossil dagger]

Trace in a mullet would be fire

Trust

[hollow owl]

No

[plucky burrow]

What does your gta character say about you

[hollow owl]

Rich

[plucky burrow]

Show me

[hollow owl]

Soon

[rancid parcel]

Go bald or no go home

Youre now being held hostage

[plucky burrow]

Free cut is free cut

[fossil dagger]

You tell me

[plucky burrow]

[daring bobcat]

fuck ugly

[hollow owl]

Wait, if your holding Lumbago hostage at his current location which is somewhere in my house, that means you're in my house

[plucky burrow]

Yes

[hollow owl]

[plucky burrow]

We are in the wall rn

Quite vacant

I could build a house here

[hollow owl]

My walls are made of brick

[fossil dagger]

Hmm

Hope i make it

You got it

[plucky burrow]

It's all in your head

[hollow owl]

Pinging a member who has left

[plucky burrow]

Join back bro

[livid agate]

eyebrows are about to leap off ur face

[hollow owl]

So my daily vault wasnt 2x and I get mantrap bug

B2B kicks from my own heist

And now im in the mantrap in a session

[opal rock]

Why would daily vault be 2x?

It’s just the same random amounts isn’t it

[hollow owl]

I got 64k from my daily vault

Normally this week I get around 120k

[lost lily]

Which means it was 32k. So u got 2x

[neon acorn]

Who left

[hollow owl]

Gurka

[neon acorn]

oh that was ages ago

[hollow owl]

Ik

[neon acorn]

Do you think GTA 6 online will make crossovers?

[hollow owl]

Idk

[neon acorn]

Like Hatsune Miku in GTA…

I would uninstall

[hollow owl]

Not rlly interested in 6

Hope it's good but meh

[bitter flicker]

Ello

[neon acorn]

Ello governor

[bitter flicker]

Fish at Germany now

[neon acorn]

W

Mods are listening…

[bitter flicker]

Check community

[sleek prism]

Community, eww

[tidal yew]

@neon acorn still playing vice city ?

[polar copper]

@uneven tapir join

[neon acorn]

Wdym

[tidal yew]

Weren't u playing gta vice city

[neon acorn]

Never

That game sucks

[tidal yew]

For how long?

[opal rock]

Why are you tagging a lvl5 here

[young copper]

[opal rock]

Wassup Do

Don

Where you been hiding

[young copper]

how you doing buddy

I was answering a question in #gta-questions as usual

[wintry ermine]

My first clip on PS5

[neon acorn]

Since ever

[neon acorn]

LMAO

that needs to get pinned

[tidal yew]

[sturdy tapir]

[spice inlet]

guys whats this third locked items on the casino heist board?

the '???'

[untold dock]

the vault door

[spice inlet]

thank you, how do we unlock it?

[untold dock]

take a pic of the blueprints in agatha's office i think

or is that for the casino model

don't rember

[spice inlet]

alright, Agatha's office is where exactly I was headed rn

[lost lily]

It's not worth it. Costs like 900k

[opal rock]

Yes vault blueprints

[lost lily]

Unless you've monay to burn

[opal rock]

Even with money to burn it’s useless

Maybe if you just want the purchased sign

[lost lily]

I kinda regret buying that door. Looks hideous inside arcade

[spice inlet]

damnn

[spice inlet]

thats an expensive aesthetic lol

the hacking device is the most useful oen imo

one*

[opal rock]

Well I mean you bought the other 2 lol

They’re also useless

[shadow wasp]

Hello gentlmen

[spice inlet]

the hacking device helped me actually

since I'm new to casino heist

[shadow wasp]

Who needs help on their gtao adventures

[lost lily]

You can practice drills so it's not exactly just aesthetic

[opal rock]

You coulda just used the websites online

[spice inlet]

Hello GTAO User1

[opal rock]

Practice drills

[spice inlet]

Wha-?

We can practice hacking deivce on websites?!

[opal rock]

Yeah

[untold dock]

sure but it doesn't feel anything like the game

[tidal yew]

I'm random

[lost lily]

Big con drill is not that straight forward for new players

[opal rock]

It’s just muscle memory of the pieces doesn’t really need to feel like anything

[lost lily]

Hi random

[tidal yew]

85%

[untold dock]

but you don't get the muscle memory on the websites

[tidal yew]

[untold dock]

on the websites you can click on the pieces and it doesn't respond the same way

[lost lily]

You wanna give me

[untold dock]

the game is pretty clunky

not just click 4 squares

[silk shuttle]

putther had an identity change?

[opal rock]

But you’re still memorising what are the correct ones

Same with just using the cheat sheets

[silk shuttle]

yeah but at least you can memorize which 4 pieces go together

[wintry ermine]

I once saw a psn with a L in the place of the H

[opal rock]

Not sure I would call it help

[wintry ermine]

Funny names

[tidal yew]

I'm getting it from u

[lost lily]

[opal rock]

Don’t over heat the drill is pretty straightforward

[lost lily]

Tell that to randoms

[wintry ermine]

You overestimate new players and randoms

[lost lily]

Same with fleeca drill #gta-online-mk2 message

[hollow owl]

Who

[opal rock]

Problem is people don’t read these days

Game tells you everything you need to know pretty much

[tidal yew]

[wintry ermine]

Im surprised the randoms kept going for 1 hour

Bro was not backing down

[shadow wasp]

God damn 💀

[opal rock]

Sorry bro you messed up g6 big con ffs

Never living that down

[shadow wasp]

You're gonna shout that at my funeral and write it on my grave

istg

[opal rock]

Yes

Your name is gtaouser1

[shadow wasp]

I'm just the average gtao player

[hollow owl]

Bro, I cant get into the FIB building for the hacking device

[brittle hatch]

How many b2b glitch per day ?

[queen badge]

😭😭

[west stirrup]

[tidal yew]

Yahallooo

Did u and martol did the casino?

[west stirrup]

No

[rancid parcel]

Your fault for not stating the cut %

[hollow owl]

Bro left 10 bars of gold on his table he was looting with 10 seconds left and failed elite and I get 2.6 mill

[ember spear]

Double money for this heist is kinda goated tbh

Shit even cash was worth going for even though it was my first time running it on my pc account

[hollow owl]

Worst casino ive gotten this week, hope i dont have any more under 3 mill

[spice inlet]

So it's not like one piece is compatible to go with 2 different sets of pieces?

All pieces are unique?

[silk shuttle]

yes

[queen badge]

I purpusly dont do it bc I like to see what people say when they complain about getting 15% 😭

[tame holly]

So I just had someone leave my heist instntly

I didn't even have time to select the buyer

Its sns with artwork

FUCK I GOT MANTRAPED

First Time for me as well

[hollow owl]

I got that GS truck at teammates arcade again

[fossil dagger]

Trace

[hollow owl]

Helo

[fossil dagger]

I'm too lazy

To tell what i was about to say

mm

[west stirrup]

I am level 759 what do you mean

[fossil dagger]

Wait for thing to contact you

what is so hard to understand 😭

[west stirrup]

Breh

[olive lotus]

Have to be lvl 760

[untold dock]

that ability is permanently bugged if you missed the phone call

[west stirrup]

excellent

[untold dock]

true!!

[west stirrup]

Can you use explosives for this one

[thick rose]

what's the closest gun to a glock

[untold dock]

no, but you can use vehicles

[thick rose]

or 1911

in gta

[untold dock]

heavy pistol is 1911-esque

[west stirrup]

Time to squeeze a Speedo Custom into bad beat

[untold dock]

bad beat pistol only isn't that bad

none of the missions are

but bad beat under 50% damage is borderline impossible without cheesing

[west stirrup]

Im assuming i can't do 50% damage solo on bad beat

yea

[wicked sundial]

I've completed it a few times with health still >75% (maybe lost 1 armor) but didn't get it.

[lament frigate]

Is it not possible if you keep spamming snacks?

oops forgot ping

[untold dock]

if you could just use snacks there would be no point to any of those challenges

[lament frigate]

Wait you can't???

[queen badge]

bc of % cut 😭

[tame holly]

Didn't even get to that option before he left

[queen badge]

oh

[west stirrup]

How about Strong Arm?

The second part sounds annoying

[untold dock]

easier but not easy

[shadow wasp]

Are you doing another

[hollow owl]

Yeah, im doing 3-4 a day

[shadow wasp]

jesus

[hollow owl]

Im on my 3rd so im slightly lacking

[shadow wasp]

preparing for the update eh

[hollow owl]

No actually lmao, im doing it as casino is fun

[shadow wasp]

Ah

[hollow owl]

But the money is there for it

[shadow wasp]

Well if you're missing a spot or just want help with setups I can hop on in 10

[hollow owl]

Im ps5

[vocal geode]

Blue chats only damn

[shadow wasp]

Damn

[daring bobcat]

blue is best

[sturdy tapir]

BLU PASSPORT

[spice inlet]

We can use the Terrorbyte to lose cops during casino setup right?

[sturdy tapir]

[spice inlet]

Jesus, how are you setting them up so fast?

[hollow owl]

Takes 40-50 mins with mk2 and i dont even use terro

As most times doesnt let me in

[spice inlet]

Yeah same happened with me just 10 mins ago

[spice inlet]

You do optional setups as well or?

[hollow owl]

I pay for those

[spice inlet]

Ah, fair.

[hollow owl]

SNS I buy the suits, emp, noose and lvl 2 access card

Keep gettin cash

[untold dock]

why

[hollow owl]

Now spending 100k on fee

[untold dock]

suits and emp are like completely worthless

[hollow owl]

I like emp

[spice inlet]

Yeah if we do 2-3 a day so paying for those doesn't hurt cuz we're making off way too much profit

[untold dock]

if i get lucky i think i could set up sns in under 30

[spice inlet]

And if you're not GTA+, you're raining

[hollow owl]

I dont trust my randoms so emp is helpful

[shadow wasp]

What does EMP do

[untold dock]

disables all cameras and makes the guards' cones tiny

but only for a moment

[shadow wasp]

seems kinda useless

but what do I know, I managed to fail group 6 before getting to the vault

[hollow glade]

Yeah but its best to just request a job before u prep and back out of that to lose them faster

[lament frigate]

what professional dacian the 23rd said

[hollow glade]

Ah yes

And using the contacts to dialogue skip to location for the ones that work. Think I learned from Oleg

[wicked sundial]

Cuts power, so lights go off

[hollow glade]

And being able to fly to the coroners after hopping into the hearse, some people still don’t know that one

[wicked sundial]

Or just job warp there

[hollow glade]

Well yeah if that’s ur thing why wouldn’t you

[west stirrup]

Fly

[echo peak]

is it worth coming back to gta5 at this point

[nocturne fossil]

yeah i still do this trick whenever someone puts that card prep but they also get confused when i say not to use hearse xd

[lament frigate]

Oleg is the goat for strats

[hollow glade]

When oleg streamed he didn’t job warp there don’t think

[nocturne fossil]

i just pay to skip it myself