gta-online-mk2

[vocal geode]

all i get is this

[sleek prism]

are you in public

[vocal geode]

yes

[naive nova]

flare gun

[viral aspen]

L

[vocal geode]

L*

[viral aspen]

Fr

[vocal geode]

You need to link your acc or smth for this or what ?

[viral aspen]

Rumi im getting on

[vocal geode]

Lester is happy

[viral aspen]

@sturdy tapir

[sleek prism]

In a closed crew session this works

[sturdy tapir]

I got off

[vocal geode]

Lemme see

[sleek prism]

I'll try in public

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism can i join you

[sleek prism]

yes

[viral aspen]

what doin

[sleek prism]

no skizz

[vocal geode]

@sleek prism

[viral aspen]

[vocal geode]

[sleek prism]

what the fuck

26?

anyway, back to invite only

[tame holly]

oh hey enhanced lobby, cool. Oh right, no crossplay

[sleek prism]

damn

[vocal geode]

does anyone the bigs from this image?

[viral aspen]

invite me 🥺

[sleek prism]

what we do

[viral aspen]

erm

idk

wwe coulld

idk i bought something lastnight

but forgot

wwhat it wwas

[naive nova]

so i collected a military vehicle single handedly on a clucking bell setup andthe host chooses the average vehicle 300 m from my delivery

bruh

[sleek prism]

@inland oracle

[viral aspen]

@sleek prism

invite

[sleek prism]

sent

[viral aspen]

[west stirrup]

The scrolling thing in the Career progress pisses me off so much

[vocal geode]

@sleek prism

it workssssss

[sleek prism]

nicee

[vocal geode]

i just had to switch to online in dc

from invisible

[plucky burrow]

Wth !lfg

[vocal geode]

?

i was just showing that it works for me

[plucky burrow]

[vocal geode]

why u bully me

[plucky burrow]

[west stirrup]

I really need the Khanjali tank

Would make some missions sm easier

[hollow owl]

Apple pie for pudding

😋

[plucky burrow]

#food

[sleek prism]

yes

[plucky burrow]

[west stirrup]

I just can't be bothered to grind to get it

[hollow owl]

Gimme a sec

[west stirrup]

the drug wars mission thing annoyed me

[sleek prism]

fooligans?

[west stirrup]

Yea

[sleek prism]

yup

[hollow owl]

I should do one of those

But I cba

[sleek prism]

merryweather one sucks ass

[hollow owl]

My pie is too good

[sleek prism]

Gimme a slice

[west stirrup]

Had to kill Merrysweater Assets and i used my Coquette d5 for the outpost

Died

[sleek prism]

yup

[sleek prism]

If you get Khanjali, you need to request it before calling Dax or mechanic cant bring it to you

[broken musk]

No I fought them over a virtual chat machine for 5 hours until they eventually caved

[hollow owl]

Nah

Im mean when it comes to food I love

[sleek prism]

Sorry @viral aspen , 2 kills, 1 bullet

[viral aspen]

wtf mane

dumby therre's a heli @sleek prism

[sleek prism]

@vocal geode not playing?

[vocal geode]

Nope gotta go to sleep 🛌

[sleek prism]

ok gn

[vocal geode]

[plucky burrow]

Cringe

Get a life

[plucky burrow]

[craggy mica]

1 level up per day?

[plucky burrow]

Most probably

Well it's been almost a week now

Still level 180

Buy my calculations, I'll be level 200 in December

[opal rock]

Should change global rank to v***** rank

Why does it delete multiple stars

[broken musk]

@young copper

[young copper]

[hollow owl]

Ive never been so mad at a gta missjon untill today

Ulp Paper Trail made me so mad

[sleek prism]

why

[cunning python]

why

[hollow owl]

1. How fucking long it is
2. Why tf doesnt it show ALL enemy blips on the map instead of showing them as I walk past them and die
3. Rapid fire bug

I was on tht mission for 45 mins

Ive only just finished it

[sleek prism]

which one

[hollow owl]

How do they expect beginners to do this

Its called Paper Trail

The 2nd to last iirc

You kill mason duggan

The Mile High mission

[sleek prism]

[broken musk]

I should get that

[sleek prism]

ah that one, yes it sucks

[hollow owl]

Im on my female and only lvl 22

And idk how they expect beginners to do this

They will do anything for money when starting out

[sleek prism]

you can kill stealthy enemies on ground level and first floor, what the f happens in 2nd flooor -.-

no more stealthy

[hollow owl]

Its the part after you find mason and he flies off

The construction part was easy

Its the part when he flies off and lands near Garment Factory

[sleek prism]

yeah

[hollow owl]

That part is where I got stuck

[sleek prism]

are you doing less than 50% hp and shit

[hollow owl]

No

Fuck tht

Im doing free aim on my female

[sleek prism]

with controller?

[hollow owl]

I ain't gmma do that on free aim on controller

[sleek prism]

yeah probably not

[west stirrup]

WHOO

[sleek prism]

Hell yeahh

[hollow owl]

Now time to do Cleanup

[viral aspen]

flexing money

[broken musk]

Yes

Money I cannot spend

[fossil dagger]

Where is trace

Traceee i got a question for youuuuu

[fossil dagger]

Bros character looks like Donald trump

@hollow owl how long does it take to do the finale for the agency if you have never done it before

[hollow owl]

Like 11 mins, maybe 15

[fossil dagger]

so google is lying

I knew it

google says 35 to an hour 😭

[west stirrup]

[hollow owl]

Breh

Cleanup was ez

[broken musk]

Yes that was the point

[lament frigate]

Probably counting all the preps and mini finales

[gray parcel]

that was my first tier 4

[west stirrup]

Was it difficool?

Soloable parhaps?

[gray parcel]

i solod it but it took me a while since it was the first content i did coming back to game after years

[west stirrup]

Im terrified of the last mission, kinda

Also the mission where you snipe peeps off a roof

[gray parcel]

you can pre-kill those juggs which helps a lot

[viral aspen]

@sleek prismhear me out

lowriders

[sleek prism]

Yes

[gray parcel]

i need like four of those

[viral aspen]

i wannna start getting tier 4s

[west stirrup]

Me and mikko attempted it, I really hated it but i do want it

The mission where you sneak away from cops then die immediatly

[sleek prism]

Was the facility in Chiliad one of them? God damn I did it many times

[gray parcel]

i'm on the synchronized shot two player one and it's annoying

[viral aspen]

i actully never finished lowrriders

[gray parcel]

yeah that's the finale iirc

then you parachute away during the escape

[viral aspen]

because of it being 2 player minumum it was impossiblle for me

due to

no frens

[gray parcel]

yea

[west stirrup]

Im friend

[viral aspen]

yeah now i got

[sleek prism]

Yeah..

[gray parcel]

i had frens playing this game like..a decade ago

[viral aspen]

but bacck then

[west stirrup]

ohh

[viral aspen]

it was me myself and i

on ps4

[west stirrup]

Same but then my account got taken over (bysomeonerelated and i allowed it)

[sleek prism]

So.. if we are online same time, lowriders? Me, skizz, Remy and born?

[viral aspen]

yes

monday

possibly

[west stirrup]

we all do CMM

[viral aspen]

could do that too

preferably friday or next monday if we do that so i can wake up at like 9am

[west stirrup]

One day, last time was alot of fun

[viral aspen]

big moneys

[gray parcel]

i need the moc missions at some point

[viral aspen]

too

same

i dont evenn owwn bunker

[gray parcel]

i'm lazy with mine

[sleek prism]

Lmk when you do last dose then

[viral aspen]

you really wannt me to doi last dose

[gray parcel]

i need like 20 more supply missions to be done with drug wars

[sleek prism]

Because I get an award for helping you

[viral aspen]

oh

[sleek prism]

I did today 3-4 acid resupply

[viral aspen]

using me

i see

[sleek prism]

You win, I win. Everybody wins

[viral aspen]

hmmmmm

maybe

monday

unfortunately i have game night tommorow

unlessss

i say im sick stilll

which i am

but im like 95% better

[sleek prism]

Oof fuck

[west stirrup]

Get well soon skittle

[sleek prism]

I cant play on monday

I'm on a cruise and drunk

[west stirrup]

I have 2 weeks off midway october

Operation eyetrail

[viral aspen]

imagine

weeks off

lol lol lol

[gray parcel]

need another covid shutdown

[sleek prism]

:D

[west stirrup]

At a cost tho

[viral aspen]

oh so my job gets twice as hard

[sleek prism]

More mone

[untold dock]

that's not how this works

[viral aspen]

how wwhat works

[untold dock]

getting paid

[viral aspen]

for what

[untold dock]

labor

[viral aspen]

what

[west stirrup]

what

[hollow owl]

So many colours

[young copper]

It's only 3 which is also repetitive but am happy you have colors in your life

[sleek prism]

then its bad

[west stirrup]

Sigh

[hollow owl]

Just made a cool female fit

And didnt save it

😔

[nova comet]

That a shame

Better save first

[hollow owl]

Made them again right after

[nova comet]

Wanna see my Male modded outfit

[hollow owl]

Sure ig

[nova comet]

Left one

Suit attach Vest

Except duffle bag was on mission not part of it

[hollow owl]

Ive never made a modded outfit

[nova comet]

I did have Juggernaut outfit

Glitches before patch

Female one Almost like Belle delphine

[nova comet]

Some of them are modded outfit not too much also Tryhard Modded outfits i have

[daring hedge]

i modded one w a duffle bag it took me some time to get it right

[nova comet]

Already patched ?

[daring hedge]

idk

i havent played gta for months i stopped playin after i finished all cmms

[nova comet]

I did got Swat Outfit before Oscar Guzman Flies again Update.

Basically Chop Shop update

[daring hedge]

i got the noose

so actually last time was

the garment factory

[nova comet]

Do you got FIB tags ?

[daring hedge]

i did in a modded outfit

it was like

a modded outfit to look like ghost from cod

but w the fbi badge

but then i saved something else on it on accident and lost it

[nova comet]

Mine was Like The Hunters from Division 2 outfit

[daring hedge]

but fbi badge easy to get tho so i didnt get mad at the time

duffle bag was the hardest for me to get it work

[nova comet]

Because already patched so many times

My real face behind mask also This modded outfit an Suit Vest with Military Vest

Im made this suit like Makarov wear from COD

No Russian one

[glad compass]

GTA Try Not To Put a Skull Tattoo On Your Characters Face Challenge: Impossible

[potent niche]

Looking like a gang look alike contestant

[plucky burrow]

Omg it's suki

[potent niche]

It’s the sukiii

[plucky burrow]

[silk shuttle]

sooqee

[vocal geode]

[plucky burrow]

[tame holly]

I love waiting 5min for lester to find who has the level 2 pass for casino

[gray meteor]

In all my years playing I never once tattooed a skull on my face

[tame holly]

Yeah casino bugged in the mantrap wouldnt let me progress

[silk shuttle]

why would u if there's already a skull under the skin

[gray meteor]

Well the one under my skin broke

[viral aspen]

Cant forget the red eyes!

[gray meteor]

That's a daily occurrence for me

[silk shuttle]

never let valk do the last thing that she did

[gray meteor]

What

[cunning python]

GT of A

[plucky burrow]

@rancid parcel

Did you see my Vorschlaghammer

It's very long

[cunning python]

😭 😭

[plucky burrow]

[cunning python]

Nice tho

I think I made mine basic black no livery

[plucky burrow]

Show

[cunning python]

When I'm on gta

Which is who knows when

[autumn epoch]

drift tuned?

[rancid parcel]

Looks mid

[silk shuttle]

yes

the fuel cell pipes are there

[autumn epoch]

ty oreo

[cunning python]

@plucky burrow

[autumn epoch]

inconspicuous

why does it look like a civilian cop car

[craggy mica]

[autumn epoch]

ill send a picture of my shitbox

[cunning python]

is this a speical livery?

[autumn epoch]

nope

[cunning python]

wtf i dont remember it

but that looks sick

[autumn epoch]

yeah its really good

if the gta+ livery for this car wasnt gta+ i wouldve gotten it

[craggy mica]

Gta+?

[autumn epoch]

nope

[cunning python]

whats the gta+ livery

[autumn epoch]

ill show you

[craggy mica]

[autumn epoch]

this is the livery Tuna used for their A$AP Rocky W124 recreation

the one i have on is the black benefactor racing livery, there is also a white one

also look at this thing and tell me it doesnt look like the e46

[plucky burrow]

Yes

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

Based

[autumn epoch]

hows the handling

[plucky burrow]

Ashley we actually played together

[autumn epoch]

mine spins out when accelerating, i wonder how bad it is on your end

[autumn epoch]

yeah

[plucky burrow]

You know my hammer is drift

[autumn epoch]

oooooh yeah right it was a drift car

i was just making sure though

[plucky burrow]

[plucky burrow]

Oh they all do

Just make sure to throttle properly if you're using a controller

[silk shuttle]

not a drift tune

[plucky burrow]

Kbm just doesn't work

[cunning python]

cant u just buy it from someone in car meet?

[autumn epoch]

you mean i should drift tune it?

[cunning python]

thats what id do

[autumn epoch]

i could but Tuna is retired now

[silk shuttle]

no, mine isn't drift tuned either

[cunning python]

we demand tuna to get on 😤

[plucky burrow]

Tuna don't even have discord

[autumn epoch]

wait WHAT??

[cunning python]

hes no longer here?

[plucky burrow]

Deleted user

[cunning python]

wth

[plucky burrow]

[cunning python]

we lost a real one

[autumn epoch]

[nova comet]

What did i miss ?

[real peak]

Quack :v

[hollow owl]

Yeah, his twitter is also deleted

[plucky burrow]

[autumn epoch]

its over

[plucky burrow]

I hope he is happy

[hollow owl]

Hope so too

I did see it coming

[autumn epoch]

last time i heard of him was a few weeks ago i think, hes been working

[hollow owl]

But didnt think it would be now

[autumn epoch]

i looked away for one second

[swift trail]

will car

[autumn epoch]

ive tried the v-str before when delivering cars

im not sure how it handles fully upgraded though

[wintry ermine]

Good

Not top tier good but fun good

[silent portal]

it's an e92!!!! the gta 4 sentinel was an e46!!!!

[autumn epoch]

im well aware

im just coping

[silent portal]

we need eight hundred thousand different dominators and gauntlets but god forbid we get the iv sentinel man

PLEASE!!!!

[autumn epoch]

and none of the dominators or gauntlets look that good in my eyes

ok yeah sure the gauntlet interceptor is nice

but i want a civilian hellcat

ok sure the gauntlet is the hellcat

[silent portal]

i hate how all the cars they add to gta v are like, three trim levels up

[autumn epoch]

but its a shit car

[silent portal]

i also want a standard hellcat LMFAOOO

[autumn epoch]

like look at this

[autumn epoch]

i dont want cop equipment in a car that looks like its gonna take off when driving a quarter mile

[autumn epoch]

thats a thing i dont like about gauntlets

why dont they have the dual headlights

[plucky burrow]

[autumn epoch]

sure, parody and all that

but its BAD

[silent portal]

i just have a serious hatred for the fact that every single car they add needs to be custom and trimmed up

the game HAS customization let me do it myself

[silent portal]

the very fact that i can purchase a car and it comes with a bodykit by default that i can't remove is honestly unacceptable

[craggy mica]

wow

[silent portal]

they can keep VI if the customization sucks

[autumn epoch]

WHO ARE WE? ONLINE PLAYERS
WHAT DO WE WANT? A NORMAL LOOKING OMNIS
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW

like look at this car

its fucking ruined

why havent they revamped heists update cars

[silent portal]

🥴

[autumn epoch]

the comet has NO customization options

[autumn epoch]

[silent portal]

i will bitch about the comet until i die

both comets

[autumn epoch]

both?

[silent portal]

why did they add a fucking spoiler to the iv comet you can't remove

WHO ASKED FOR THAT??

[autumn epoch]

oh

[silent portal]

but also the fact that the retro has a gaudy widebody you can't remove

so dumb

[autumn epoch]

the iv comet doesnt have a spoiler, the v one has

[autumn epoch]

YES

it looks fucking ridiculous

[silent portal]

it's the one from iv

but they added a spoiler to it

[autumn epoch]

oh ok

look at this

[silent portal]

a really ugly spoiler nobody really asked for

i had to find this image (it's mine i posted it)

[autumn epoch]

the porsche 964 looks so good (better than the modern 911's)

why did they have to stick a widebody kit on it 😭

[silent portal]

i think the biggest offender is the feltzer

[autumn epoch]

feltzer?

[silent portal]

i don't care that they're meant to be two different vehicles, there's no reason that i couldn't just take the IV feltzer into a mod shop and build the black series they changed it to in V

[autumn epoch]

oh, this car

[silent portal]

it makes no sense to me they made all these vehicle accessory changes and made them standard in the first gta game to have car customization since 2004

now look at the IV one

why...

[autumn epoch]

i wish you could remove the roof off cars in this game

a roofless zr350 would be

[silent portal]

man speaking of the zr350

[plucky burrow]

Ashlene

[silent portal]

why have we not received a zr370 yet

[autumn epoch]

newer mazdas have something to them

[silent portal]

im even more surprised there's no lore friendly rx8 mod

there's a miata but no rx8

[autumn epoch]

im a bigger fan of the mx5 na and the rx7 fd but newer mazdas look nice too

[autumn epoch]

not the miata, its the rx7

a miata is always a soft top

[silent portal]

oh i know, im just saying im surprised there's no lore friendly mod out there made to resemble the rx-8

there's one for the miata, which is the image i posted

[autumn epoch]

[silent portal]

the "annis kawaii"

[silk shuttle]

a cringe name ngl

[wintry ermine]

Annis ataim

[silk shuttle]

youata

riata

[wintry ermine]

Youga

[silk shuttle]

that would be pepega pointing at the camera or smth

[plucky burrow]

What's an annis

[lapis fossil]

Found 2 results

Annis ZR350 | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on July 20, 2021. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

Prerequisite To: ZR350 (Drift) (Upgrade price: +$200,000)
IRL Counterpart: 1992-2002 Mazda RX-7 (FD)

Basic Info

$1,615,000
Trade price: $1,211,250 - LS Car Meet certain reputation level
1,300 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_j: in Sports
1:06.967 Lap Time
116.75 mph Top Speed

1/2 zr350 • Data from GTACars.net

[sleek prism]

This

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Annis Elegy Retro Custom | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on December 13, 2016. Acquire it from Benny's (conversion).

Prerequisite: Elegy RH8 ($95,000)
IRL Counterpart: Nissan Skyline GT-R

Basic Info

$904,000
1,450 kg
:wheel: AWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_e: in Sports
1:03.212 Lap Time
115.5 mph Top Speed

elegy • Data from GTACars.net

[rancid parcel]

Bogdan

[daring hedge]

@plucky burrow monkey

hop on ur ps4

we go back to the shit version

[viral aspen]

No

[west stirrup]

Time for another attempts at Mctony

I need le challenges done

[rancid parcel]

Bogdan failed.

[young copper]

thats good news right?

[rancid parcel]

maybe?

[twin drum]

kuruma literally just means car

[young copper]

am so so sorry for your loss Valk

[twin drum]

Verlierer means loser

[young copper]

I know this feeling cause I never had it

[silk shuttle]

and yet people still call it karuma

like, how do they not know... discustang

[twin drum]

GTA player spell something correctly challenge

[silk shuttle]

karen konosuba (mourned)

[twin drum]

guys I have katoska what should I buy next????

[silk shuttle]

faculty

[twin drum]

i play on enchanced

I saw someone say interned the other day

[silk shuttle]

enchanced is when you're given a chance new word invented

[twin drum]

that word is the same in like

every language that uses the Latin alphabet

how do you spell internet wrong

[silk shuttle]

been using the nerd emoji too much

it became a habit to type d after ne

internerd

[twin drum]

interned is when two people named Ned communicate with each other

[thick rose]

do i look good?

[silk shuttle]

nice pants bro

[primal sluice]

ouch...

I think these challenges have to be done with a macro for insta quitting

@untold dock With that being said, do you still have that auto quit macro?

[broken musk]

You have to do that 29 times?!?

[primal sluice]

That we used in our attempt

[broken musk]

Hell nah I’ll pass

[rancid parcel]

Nah I'm doing it legit

Using that doesn't feel like any accomplishments

[broken musk]

Steal a bus from bus driver, they will get mad and steal the bus back from you, but instead of just dragging you out of the bus they kick you in the face

[rancid parcel]

But would be useful if you're doing Elite Challenge for Apartment Heist tho

[primal sluice]

Too much bullshit that can happen during the challenge

like rapid fire

so yeah, i think it's valid to use an auto quit macro

[rancid parcel]

Just take cover, that's what people keep telling me

[primal sluice]

that doesn't fully solve the problem

[broken musk]

Unfortunately, most people somehow don’t know how to do that on my platform

[primal sluice]

Rather do the macro than redo the same challenge 10 times

but you do you

[rancid parcel]

its a difficult skill to master

[broken musk]

[rancid parcel]

rumor has it you need 6 bars of shooting stats to do it

[broken musk]

You can have most of your stats maxed in a day if you grind tf out of it

I thought stealth was its own bar

[rancid parcel]

iam not punching a million NPC in 1 sitting.

[broken musk]

I’m a ninja or smth

[broken musk]

Why not

It was ez

[rancid parcel]

WAS

[broken musk]

Setup the titan of a job mission and go to arena and punch anything that moves, they never stop spawning and cops don’t care

That’s how I did mine

[west stirrup]

Mctony round 2 went well!

Fuck that mission

The 1 minute thing is awful

[broken musk]

Yes I am classified as a ninja according to Rockstar 🥷

[plucky burrow]

Spare me

[oblique sky]

I think Cleo is probably the easiest of the main Bounties.

Now if only the game would give me Colby Wright and Ricky Ji

[brittle pond]

e

[broken musk]

Absolutely perfect disguise

[broken musk]

Nobody will ever know

[young copper]

what you gonna do what you gonna do

[broken musk]

Oh yk, just the typical assassinations at which point in gunna say I rounded them all up and deported them instead of killing them

Dw they all criminals though

[young copper]

good boy!

(human)

[broken musk]

I do have to occasionally save the confidential informant criminal though

[young copper]

good job agent Logan

[broken musk]

We made it

Bro was probably shitting bricks when I landed a private jet in the middle of a busy street

[young copper]

I will show you the worlds best long fin

[broken musk]

Lowkey that was fun asf, getting to evade the lost MCs army of vehicles via taking off a jet

[broken musk]

A- tf? That is not a longfin
B- why ur fps so low

[young copper]

a thats longfin

b no its not low

[broken musk]

Nah that’s the Q3 or smth

[young copper]

I have proof

[broken musk]

Ion remember what they called it in game

[broken musk]

This game is built on fundamental dogshit. What do you expect? There to be no bugs?

Dogshit that has been rotting in the environment for over 15 years now, with each day getting more toxic

[young copper]

now I will deliver this car always

[broken musk]

Ffs my bunker total units manufactured: 19999

Why u gotta trigger my OCD rockstar

[opal rock]

Did you know it’s possible to get in the cell in the bail office?

Pretty useless but good photo opportunity

[alpine basin]

Let me rewind a little bit to find it

I took it in first person, shoulda done third

[oblique sky]

Looks like Jenette finally found OUR rapsheet

[golden sundial]

Wall watched peak

Let's gooooo

[cunning python]

https://x.com/SynthPotato/status/1969455777610928480

Synth Potato🥔 (@SynthPotato)

Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did.

They became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began.

Congratulations Rockstar!

X · Sep 20, 2025, 5:37 PM

👏

[golden sundial]

Twitter trends make no sense

[young copper]

which of these was the LS custom plate?

[cunning python]

Optjj541

[young copper]

thats my plate

[west stirrup]

Donducat

[young copper]

they didnt give me the ls custom plate

[brittle hatch]

Saw the post when i woke up at like 5am, i hated it.

[west stirrup]

I checked out gta6chat beforehand

I vomited

[viral aspen]

What

[gray meteor]

Spam the middle button until it makes a sentence type tweet

[cunning python]

I know right I have done that many times too but I don't know what to do with it anymore I don't know what to do with it anymore I don't know what to do with it anymore I don't know what to do

[gray meteor]

The only way I could do this was if you just let them go to sleep in your car

[cunning python]

For whatever reason it keeps repeating the same line

[primal sluice]

I got a fucking aneurysm trying to read that first sentence

or the whole thing for that matter

[silk shuttle]

what the fuck does this mean

oh, i see, this is reaction bait

gg josh

[broken musk]

This hurts my brain

[sturdy tapir]

Hmmge

[silk shuttle]

[sturdy tapir]

REL

[broken musk]

I want their account delisted

jk

[west stirrup]

I got every Mctony challenge, Eeskeetit!

[misty fern]

guys

finally

in 4 days im getting unbanned (finally)

[young copper]

30 days account suspension?

[misty fern]

yes

i got it after i uninstalled gta 5 and battleye

they suddenly woke up, banned me for 30 days and on thursday they set my fav event (cayo assault) as weekly

fuck you rockstar

[west stirrup]

Acid Lab CareerProgress seems ez

Except for the rabbit

[misty fern]

i have to wait again one more fucking year

[young copper]

was it wipe?

[hollow owl]

All day grinding, got Mckenzie Airfield and now Little Seoul Agency

[cunning python]

it works so well even here on discord

[hollow owl]

English 100

[hollow owl]

Contemplating wether it's still worth gettin a pc or not now

[sturdy tapir]

[hollow owl]

Also, what is the bonus reward in OGFA finale

Cuz i got it

Extra 7.5k

[viral aspen]

Imo its only worth if you intend on playing PC only games, getting it for JUST gtao when gta 6 is around the corner might not bd worth

[young copper]

you can play all the games for free what else you want in life

[livid agate]

I also hate it when my mod menu comes on by mistake and I loop kill everyone in the lobby accidentally

[broken musk]

Gotta hate when that happens

[hollow owl]

Well im not only gnna play gtao on it, many other games I wanna play and grind, funnily ive been wanting to play an old .io game I used to be insane at before it got deleted

Then someone made a essentially copy pasted version

[hollow owl]

Well spending 1k on a pc when I will be gettin 1.5k is smth im just thinking about

I did want to save like basically half of my money

But atp, if I won't be bored, might just be worth it

[young copper]

Pc is just like, full fun, you can do anything on it, play console games to make games or many

Can't really explain in a sentence you'd know when you start exploring

[hollow owl]

True

[lament frigate]

if you get a pc you'll play gta 6 at least a year after everyone

[viral aspen]

Oh then id full send in getting a pc

[gray parcel]

the amount of games i pull for free off archive.org is staggering

[broken musk]

They don’t care about that. All they care about is their fancy graphics settings

[glad compass]

A tale as old as time. I followed a guide and I'm missing 1 Signal Jammer.

[gray parcel]

enjoy the world tour

[young copper]

Ask R* they'll add it

[glad compass]

Probably just missed one that my missiles didn't lock to.

[young copper]

You mark when you blow it right?

[glad compass]

I was. What probably happened is I found a spot where no lock occurred or didn't see one and assumed I destroyed it already. I didn't start at 0. I already had around 18 destroyed before I started.

[young copper]

Yea I started at 12/13 too but I marked which I destroyed so I got the track later

And did it in one go

The action figure was the trouble for me my 97th didn't spawn so I asked R* and they added it

[glad compass]

I didn't exactly care about them a few weeks ago so I didn't bother marking the old ones.

[young copper]

You don't mark old just mark new

Then you'll get the track

[glad compass]

Okay, but if I didn't bother to mark the old ones I'm not going to know they were done until I get there and find nothing

[young copper]

[glad compass]

Found it at the Richman Hotel.

[vocal geode]

[glad compass]

noice

got the sub 10 casino run for the career tab

[fleet sluice]

was it fun

[sturdy tapir]

[glad compass]

Wasn't too bad actually. Restarted once because I messed up the getaway

but the second run was a 9:24

[fleet sluice]

sounds fun

i had to attempt it many times with my friend who quite frankly isn’t very good at the game

[gray meteor]

[flint flower]

[vocal geode]

Bro is alive

[vocal geode]

[flint flower]

Mf still hasn't played zomboid

[vocal geode]

been busy

havent even been playing gta as well

except for 1 hour jus to collect this week rewards

[tame holly]

Nice, i m almost done with tier 4 for casino heist (just need like 20M out of the 50M)

[glad compass]

I need to do 4 more Platinum Awards, steal Diamonds when they're around, and earn $13M more for Tier 4.

[flint flower]

If you're lucky, there might be someone doing diamond replays

[tidal yew]

[hollow owl]

[sturdy tapir]

[plucky burrow]

[oblique sky]

I hear explosions outside my autoshop. Guess I am being camped.

[whole merlin]

go outside and face your attackers dont be a pussy

[oblique sky]

Oh nevermind. Some people are WW3-ing La Mesa.

[whole merlin]

bruh

[sturdy tapir]

Why you don't like GTA+

[oblique sky]

My barber just got killed. Welp. GTA freeroam people are just weird.

They just killed the Barber and left me alone. I was about to change up my hair.

[tame holly]

Public sessions can be very weird sometimes bc of this and that's why i only play public

[hollow owl]

Someone killed the shop woman while I was making a fit

Obviously it was a godmode D5 killing passive players

And when I said you only target passive players, bro said "you wasnt even in passive"

[tame holly]

Grammar is very hard for d5 players

[oblique sky]

What the hell is D5?

[lapis fossil]

Found 1 result

Inverto Coquette D5 | sᴘᴏʀᴛ

This vehicle was added on March 4, 2025. Acquire it from Legendary Motorsport.

IRL Counterpart: Chevrolet Corvette (C6)

Basic Info

$1,730,000
1,420 kg
:wheel: RWD
:seat: 2 (Driver and passenger)
Resists 0 missiles

Performance

Tier :regional_indicator_b: in Sports
1:00.861 Lap Time
130.75 mph Top Speed

coquette6 • Data from GTACars.net

[alpine basin]

hottest car there is

[oblique sky]

Why do griefers use that?

[alpine basin]

Other people use it so they can be unkillable and glitch with it, I use it because it makes it funnier to kill npc's

[hollow owl]

Mostly because its glitched where its 100% bullet proof

[alpine basin]

probably because its busted

[hollow owl]

And paired with gm, its busted

[oblique sky]

Griefers like that are lame.

[alpine basin]

thankfully there are still ways to kill people even with gm

[hollow owl]

I dont even know how

Too many on Ps5

Especially free aim

[alpine basin]

theres the problem

[flint flower]

Very very situational ways, and only happens if the griefer is a literal toddler

[alpine basin]

There are ways that are best unknown to the rest of the people, as they could cause issues if known

[flint flower]

Sounds illegal, I'll take it

[alpine basin]

No

[flint flower]

[rancid parcel]

This can be Countered if you shoot the c4 on their handwhen they raised it out of their car to throw it

[alpine basin]

or you can shoot their arms too, or stick a sniper rifle through the "door" and start shooting, theres lots of ways

However whats your plan if they don't do that?

[rancid parcel]

They will

And the stick the Sniper through door is risky as heck

They won't be sitting still for you to approach them like that

[plucky burrow]

Or

Use a

[rancid parcel]

Hmmm

[plucky burrow]

Test the limits of "bulletproof"

[rancid parcel]

I haven't tried running it over with a Khanjali

It might work

[plucky burrow]

Can it take a tank bullet

[oblique sky]

Is the Khan better than the Rhino?

[rancid parcel]

It's gm so its immune to both bullets and kaboom

[plucky burrow]

Yes

[oblique sky]

By what margins?

[plucky burrow]

X4

[rancid parcel]

It can be modified to boost performance and has additional weapons for your friends to use

[plucky burrow]

There's a glitch to that too?

Game's cooked

[rancid parcel]

You don't know the God mode glitch?

It's a Glitched Glitch D5

[plucky burrow]

Didn't know this car had anti tank armour

[rancid parcel]

Why do I feel like I'm being bamboozled.

[silk shuttle]

always let valk get bamboozled

[rancid parcel]

Get out of here oreo.

[west stirrup]

Stay

[silk shuttle]

never let myself listen to what valk has to say

nuff said imo

[rancid parcel]

Welp ig I'm never reporting server rule breaker to you anymore

[silk shuttle]

less work is always a w in my book

[oblique sky]

Huh. I should invest in one someday.

[plucky burrow]

So it was you

[rancid parcel]

I'm telling the teacher

[plucky burrow]

Goober

[burnt maple]

[broken musk]

I love you Felipe

[alpine basin]

I hope npc's like, are smarter in the next gta, like if you do something like this, instead of running they will start panicking trying, or getting the bomb off

[rancid parcel]

They'll throw it back or perform kung fu on you

[cunning python]

i was gonna say yo pog they fixed it

but i forgot im on legger sea rn

[broken musk]

Lmfaoo I would love to see that

[viral aspen]

Why

[cunning python]

its the better gta

[vocal geode]

I got a response from r* saying that my ticket is on hold

About that dispatch work outfit not unlocked yet even after 7 dispatch work

[viral aspen]

Maybe a year ago

[silk shuttle]

olegacy

[cunning python]

Oleg see

[silk shuttle]

i am seeing

i see a thing

you could say that i'm seething

rn feeling like @untold dock's sc has a hidden meaning somewhere

[cunning python]

was this saveable

[hollow owl]

In the 8 years ive been playin this game, I did not know you can hold Triangle/F to enter the back seats of your car

I saw it pop up and I thought it was only for thr Buzzard I was using

[cunning python]

dont think its for a lot of vehciles

[lament frigate]

Only works for me if someone else is driving the car

[hollow owl]

Worked in my Buzzard and kuruma

[west stirrup]

New idea, Make your character look like what rank you are

[vocal geode]

[viral aspen]

But that's what i do now

You dont see my character in suits

You see her in jeans and a crop top

[west stirrup]

[molten belfry]

my save reverted to the save state i had the day after the money dlc dropped

[west stirrup]

Idk what save thate means tbh

[molten belfry]

there are backups of your save state in the clouds, usually when you save and then go back online its right where you left it. but sometimes an old save will come forward and resume your game state from right there and not where you actually left off. so a save i made months ago popped back up and either everythig i did since then is in that save in the clouds somewhere or its gone. but now im back at teh progress/money/cars that i had the day after the money dlc dropped. all my cars in all my garages are what they were then, not anything ive made or received new since then.

[opal rock]

You should just tell them to hand it over, that what I did and they added the uniform and the 100k straight away.

[vocal geode]

Oh

Thanks

[opal rock]

They tried to fob me off as well at first

Your account doesn’t show it completed blah blah blah

I just said clearly there’s an error on your end so I would like the outfit please

Got it instantly

[vocal geode]

Hmmm I just sent them a message

Saying I did 5 dispatch work and I even shared them the ss showing I completed the weekly challenge

Lets see when do they add it to my acc

[opal rock]

See mine was already ticked from the week before

Didn’t reset

[vocal geode]

How is that possible?

Last week we had summer cop outfit

This week is winter one

[opal rock]

But the challenge was the same

[vocal geode]

Ohh

Then Im assuming they would say the same

Hmmm

[opal rock]

Just have to be a bit assertive with them

Otherwise they just try and long it out

[vocal geode]

Yeah Id say the same thing you said that its an issue on ur end type shit

And I don’t wanna lose it since the outfit wont be there after this Thursday

[vocal geode]

This is what they said @opal rock

Chatgpt response

[opal rock]

Wow

[vocal geode]

Yup

[opal rock]

Half of the player base is affected lol

[vocal geode]

They don’t wanna roll it for free for me

[vocal geode]

[opal rock]

Not really something that needs investigating

[vocal geode]

Im pretty sure its a bot response even though it says human name at the end

Now they need 3 more days which will cross Thursday then I can say bye bye to the outfit

Tbh I didn’t want the outfit but now that they are gatekeeping it I want it any cost

[opal rock]

Maybe you need to escalate it as they’re taking the mickey

[molten belfry]

i need to be a cockstar employee

i can just credit peoples accounts

[viral aspen]

im curious

i havent done the dispatcch yet

[molten belfry]

you always want to escalate support to tier 2 then tier 3 for the best chance of getting what you want.

[vocal geode]

My eyes

[lean wedge]

I once received 1 million dollars via the support for a car which I assumed to be missing and this reported for the same.

But I found that car later in one of my garages, I purchased it for 440k, so a straight profit 560k without having to do anything

[vocal geode]

Nice

I said this to them

[west stirrup]

WIP

[livid agate]

this me guy seems to know his stuff

[vocal geode]

[vocal geode]

Old man

[viral aspen]

the hell is that

[west stirrup]

Pld

old

[woeful needle]

Found a bug in the tony mctony heist which made it uncompletable for me. Asked them to put a credit to my career. Instead they gave me 2.5 million

[viral aspen]

[lean wedge]

Hella lucky....

[woeful needle]

Not really the submarine is full of invisible walls

Something to do with the railing asset

[gray parcel]

LA Noire npc

[lament frigate]

why are 3 people following me on my nightclub sell mission

Not even doing anything

[woeful needle]

They are making surenyournnotmlonely

[lament frigate]

I mean at least they didn't blow up my shit but still

[lean wedge]

Might be, but still 2.5 million is a very significant amount, and there are tons of better jobs to do

[gray parcel]

i had a guy just ramming his mk2 into my nightclub van repeatedly during my delivery, not even jostling me or anything he just kept doing it until i was done, then left

[vocal geode]

Griefers

[woeful needle]

I am doing the career progressions. I finished nightclub and bail bonds today

Yes 10 hours at 100% 50 million, 1 million from the 2 officers and 5 million in bounties

[fossil dagger]

Bros character is a uncle

he been through it all

probably living in a mansion now

retired

fast cars

[golden sundial]

Ok but that's some horrendous acne

[west stirrup]

Dont bully

[golden sundial]

Your character needs some care

[lean wedge]

How does my character look like?

[broken musk]

nah i get special priviliges

thats why I got mine fixed almost immediately

[west stirrup]

No.

[broken musk]

die

[west stirrup]

WTF

[broken musk]

bro doesn’t even look like they got eyes

How u supposed to aim a gun with your eyes closed

[viral aspen]

bro got stormtrooper aim

[west stirrup]

stop bullying

[broken musk]

[west stirrup]

fat

[broken musk]

Not the expression I was looking for though..

[broken musk]

Ye that’s bc I have the noose outfit on… while being taken into custody.. I guess I was arrested for impersonation

[gray parcel]

8 decks on a 4 channel mixer, immersion ruined

[broken musk]

just burn the building down atp

[viral aspen]

idek what that means

[broken musk]

Throw abunch of moltovs then grab the target and run

[gray parcel]

the gear ui and buttons and stuff are pretty accurate to irl tbh

[broken musk]

It means the owner of that establishment (hopefully former establishment) are idiotas

[viral aspen]

isnt that the dr dre studio

[broken musk]

No

[viral aspen]

what

[broken musk]

That’s for the bail office target

[viral aspen]

ok

[broken musk]

You probably don’t know about it bc the bail office is always highly cited as one of the worst businesses in game

[gray parcel]

yea i think it's a duggan hideout

bail office ain't bad but i can't imagine it not 2x

[covert atlas]

Bail Office is horrible

Genuinely the worst business in the game aside from MC businesses

[gray parcel]

wish i could take the stupid side steps off the van

i think money fronts is worst of all

[viral aspen]

chat whats button to request dispatrch missions

[gray parcel]

🅱️

[swift trail]

b

[viral aspen]

HEY

[broken musk]

i completed career progress without the bonus. it sucks a

[gray parcel]

i'm tryna burn it down by thursday, i'm like halfway there

[covert atlas]

You will genuinely make more money per hour doing salvage yard tow truck missions with safe income than Bail Office bounties

[broken musk]

firstly, you CANNOT be registered as a CEO or MC or else it wont work

[gray parcel]

i feel like the paleto office might be worth it

[viral aspen]

money fronts make me 100k

everytime i look at it

[broken musk]

most ppl dont know that and idk what button you press on PC, on xbox you push down on the right joystick

[gray parcel]

my money fronts are red !'s on the map that i don't acknowledge

[broken musk]

sooo.. you mean 99% of my businesses and properties?

i never aknowledge most my businesses

[gray parcel]

once i t4 them it's gg

[viral aspen]

im torn cuz i got 2.3mil, i could buy arcade but like them preps are torture and and i gotta like have friends

[west stirrup]

So who pinged me

im guessing here

[opal rock]

Not while they’re 4x you won’t

Probably not even while they’re 2x

If I do the daily and 3 others I’m clearing 1mil

Takes like 30min

[hollow owl]

Finally done all 10 Fooligan jobs

Why did I get Merryweather one 3 times

I hate it

Id rather crop duster than that

[hollow owl]

Id say these fits are decent 👌

[covert atlas]

With the 4x it’s a lot better yeah

Like a lot of businesses, the 2x or 4x bonuses should just be the normal rate

[viral aspen]

I got literally 3 outfits

[hollow owl]

Street Suit, Smart, Pink and Smart Sniperz are my main ones I jse

Street and pink and my fav

Helping a random with his mc sales rn

[west stirrup]

sniperz is poop

smh

[hollow owl]

It was either Sneaky Suit or Smart Sniperz

Both sound A.I generated

I love Pink, idk why tho

I need to find more PBG clothing

1 million xp 😜

[west stirrup]

Sweat

[west stirrup]

It was moreso the outfit itself ngl

[hollow owl]

Well i needed one just in case I run into another invisible player

And also just wanted to try and make my own female tryhard fit

[teal gale]

Do f1 wheels make chernobog faster or other car

[west stirrup]

No

[lament frigate]

Wheels do not make any car faster

[teal gale]

Can u glitch hsw on other cars

[lament frigate]

no

[rich osprey]

Why would you want f1s on anything. They're awful

Bennys are better

[forest jackal]

I ran into 3 godmoders yesterday

[hollow owl]

GM is like flies on ps5

So common

[forest jackal]

like this guy

lol

I love beating up emts in game they always want to fight you lol

[forest jackal]

lol I have the same outfit as your 4th one

I'll send it tomorrow

[winged bane]

my top 4 fits

just needed an excuse to get more photos tbh

[versed lintel]

sweater…

[plucky burrow]

Farming in mod channel doesn't count

[silk shuttle]

tell lester that

[plucky burrow]

[daring hedge]

fc 26?

OUSMANE BALLON DOR

OUSMANE BALLON DOR

OUSMANE BALLON DOR

[plucky burrow]

Mid

[daring hedge]

mid is 25

no actually

not mid

horrendous

[plucky burrow]

I am not paying 70 for a fifa

[daring hedge]

what abt gta 6

eh eh?