#memes-and-shitposting
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Well, if getting gifts under christmas tree once per year is lot, then, hell yeah 
Who asked
Me
So u r asking u r self
Indeed
yall fucking with my date night food 🥺
I wish my cat liked stuffed toys and/or blankets. Either or both would be very cute
I thought theyre scared
One pizza slice will give bro diabetes, what if he ate all of that 
I was like, "Why is a pizza place melting chocolate into cream?" Until i looked at the top and realised it was a pizza 🥹
Idk why ppl in turkey have a weird obsession with making diabetic pizzas
Peak cinema
Hey jayce
Or you put a cooling fan there
With steel blades
we barely have these one
ppl not eating
Yeah, I'm @fading depot
Guys, are you supposed to eat it?
Stop fucking around
a price I'm willing to pay
Leaked footage of @mint jewel with their Vaiiya clanker
im signed to ospuze
i signed cns in season 7
you signed vaiiya twice
The house hippo is the subject of a Canadian television public service announcement produced by Concerned Children's Advertisers in May 1999 and reintroduced by MediaSmarts in 2019. Wikipedia
How do you know that?
he's a pigeon
because they are always chasing females

Sultan my beloved
sultan is goated
Rip
This is the perfect present to feed by addiction
What If I win
What will I get
Did they make "not able to buy a house" a plot of a movie?

I don't remember
they used to play these movies in the early 00s I haven't watched them since then
You will win the enlightenment that you never win agains the house
Cuz you aren't posting much 😔
Dark darker and then this
Get some nice towards the end of the year, 2025 top animal pictures
Franklin will eventualy show up to defend his home
he did it to himself literally
I'm not tryna ruin your fun
You're just a little bit late, I guess you're already done
There's this feeling I can't shake 'cause I'm too dumb
I'm never doing the right thing, so I'm so stuck
If you see me in America, I might say, "Hi"
But if you meet me out in Europe, I'm a talkative guy
Maybe we'll talk over scones around lunch some time
And I've never been to France, so it might be nice
But I can't take this paparazzi, jeez
It's like the camera's always out and always starin' at me
And if I say the wrong thing, they'll cut my tongue 'til it bleeds
Always whippin' out their pitchforks when you try to speak
(But that couldn't be me)
Next day I'm walkin' the road
Kickin' rocks, it's my fault
My life's the worst story told
I'll be this way 'til I'm old
I rip a page out the book
I'm just so misunderstood
I always think about her
And when my life felt good
I smoked a cig' on the porch
It doesn't help me at all
I wonder, "What's it all for?
Is this the girl I adored?"
And I know I can't afford
Watchin' her walk out the door
So I keep it to myself
And keep my feet on the floor
booooooooooo
in 10 years computers will cost 10k
it will be like owning a yaucht
enthusiast gaming computers are dead
El rubio after November 19th 2026 when everyone stops trying to take his panther statue
Love it
How do I become approved to post here bru
dm @wanton apex and ask for the shit role
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This is why ram prices are soaring
We should steal ram from El Rubio's mansion
based
my mom told me to keep in touch with my feminine side
so i crashed my car
bro finally i can use that joke without warning

Worse
hey
sigh
Wait one sec
Elon, you didn’t do a good job running the DOGE, but you’ve redeemed yourself with Grok. 
@vagrant breach

how old were yall when u first played gta 5🥀 🙏
@potent yoke mustardonthebeatho
Omg the tea monkey
Stop laughing
Im gonna tell lf
@unkempt geyser
Look
Im listening to lady gaga rn
@light canopy amadeus is herr
RRRRASSSCLAAAT RICH MILLIONAIRE
Lets go to #anime-manga
Ew weeb channel
"made in India"
Fresh monke
How he got
/give @s diamos
I lied

Almost nothing 

I gotta figure out how to make an iron farm underground
Or maybe make it on surface and then have the iron transported to base
Or install mods

ROFLMAO
Who pinged me?
Im not allowed to send links ):
i think he tried to posst a link
and mentioned u
but it imediately got a warning and removed
which is why its so funny

What in the world
A website to find seeds and structures in minecraft
Oh, I remember it 
nice meme
in the future, instead of "copy link" you should press "copy image"
Thanks g...
that way, others can steal it easier
and it never goes down, if the original is gone
got me, nice
Lol
I think it worked because the quality is potato
Ye
hustle is a hustle
Is the swing ok?
drugs make us feel real
funny as hell
not a meme but i lowk thunk i popped a vein in my cock
0402 658 066
Where is the funni?
🪞
Im so funni yeah
hallo so funni yeah
nope my dad swore at me and my siblings and cancelled a trip, and now hes drunk downstairs
but he got mcdonalds so
Wait till he steals $500 worth of avocados from Wal Mart and be ready with the bail money and an "i told you"
Hahahaha
Live your life so that people write less embarrassing articles than this when you die.
(a blind nun tried to restore a classic painting and fucked it up unbelievably badly)

What in the Universal Credit, fridge in the front garden, Happy Shopper Energy Drink, Peppa Pig plate used as an ashtray, Wetherspoons sticky carpet, Groupon Botox Voucher, crisis loan, Blueberry Crush vape, mattress for a trampoline, 'Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday', Trackie bottoms, Greggs Bacon Bap, Boyfriend on Remand, E Scooter from Temu, velour sofa on finance, collapsed heel on an UGG boot, Range Rover Evoque, Turkey Teeth, ASBO badge of honour, Wayne and Waynetta, Taboo and Pineapple, "IT'S NOT A PITBULL!", Kerry Katona Fan Club, Morrisons shopping trolley, furry dice, 3 kids by 4 fathers, this town is full of snakes, 'Love, Live, Laugh', Ford Fiesta on breeze blocks, "Have you been to a Harvester before?", Versace flip-flops, Strongbow Dark Fruits, £5 Emergency leccy, Tesco Value Ham, giant Sports Direct mug, Xmas lights still up in June, ASDA in your pyjamas, Poundland After Shave, BBQ burns in the grass, Allied Carpet Sale is going on here?... 😳😳
Let me guess, Grok?
these clankers really be gettin out of hand
wild
a blind nun lol
🖕
Guys if you get a ticket for crossing a red light
Can’t you just say to the cop you didn’t see the light cuz you’re blind lol?
Well, it wasnt anything worse 

Then they'll charge you for distracted driving or negligence or something
https://youtu.be/InLy8M89Ugo?si=2eWVyB-Q7NLFDFrb
Real life GTA finally hits Germany Ahahaha
Thieves robbed a German bank during the Christmas holiday period, escaping with more than $10 million worth of cash and valuables, police said. The suspects drilled into the vault of a Sparkasse bank in Gelsenkirchen and broke into several thousand safe deposit boxes, taking advantage of widespread holiday closures. The crime was discovered afte...
Fuckin' AI reading voice has less rhythm than a washing machine full of bricks.
dude really be so impatient they be making gta 6 themselfs
"we have gta 6 at home" ahhhhh post
I love how ppl are just standing there, if my life savings would be robbed I would burn that place down
I presume Germany has similar insurance protections for Personal Accounts as the US.
FDIC insures your account up to $250k at banks... I think Credit Unions have something similar but not identical.
Bro, my game bugged the first time I did this mission, and the one part where you were supposed to go ||through the vent|| was pitch black when I exited.
Modded night vision did nothing, couldn't even light up the area with muzzle flash, so I had to navigate blindly with this damn thing on my heels 🥹
Idk i dont remember the mission unless its phantom liberty which i still haven't touched
No it’s not, it’s exactly covered with 10,300 euros not more, ofc you could’ve made a higher insurance for money but most ppl didn’t so yeah, get fked I guess
No or 
ok
still pretty bad what he did
saw the original full vid sadly
now i get why he got canceled that bad
https://www.rxddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1q0h2cn/amd_and_nvidia_expected_to_begin_raising_gpu/
https://www.newsis.com/view/NISX20251229_0003458273
The article states that due to memory cost increases in January, the company’s will began increasingly GPU cost incrementally, with cards like the 5090 expected to reach over double its MSRP.
this price is a joke, that's why i post this here
And guess why is the price is so high? That's right, ai slop
it is also greed
@stone swift Happy New Year My Meme Friend, it's new year here so am wishing all my good friends first 
happy new year 
True
I ain't readin allat.
I'm happy for you tho
Or sorry that happened
So he got gf
already fucked up, 2027 is gonna be my year for sure
Your year will be 2092, don't ask why 
No
fuck
Have a nice day
!modmail
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Requested by: @fading depot
Can we get actually funny memes✌️✌️
Thats funny
Hell yeah, další čech
same
Just another New Year’s resolution 🎊
#newyearresolutions #ikuyokita #gymcommunity #motivation #fyp
78942
whats goin on here
the
This guy wants modmail
embedded
ty
oml naw, could not have seen that at worse timing
Show us how it's done, i bet you can't
Once again @tawdry quiver
You bitch
hell nah
is this real?
thats sick if it is
fr
y2k was odd
it was real
mhm
is the sticker actually from the 90s or did you make it
im not the originator of this image
same
Holy moly
so unfunny that it became funny

I'm not fat

I'm a fatass
Why 2026 got here so fast
Also 2025 was a shitty year ngl
2026 will be different inshallah
i can tell this video is
Is what?
Kermit Fring
bullying my reality

This shit is so funny lol
I don't get it... what's wrong with having a touhou boss on your wall?
she's mentally unwell
same for greece
we literally invented democracy
and people always think we are eastern and eat falafels

Lol
Well it's powershell and command prompt but yea alright
Isn't Greece like... in Asia?
||this is a joke||
@humble zephyrFirst you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Slight headache, suboptimal outcome
I bet she has some good weed
Tf is this? A tablet?
it is
💔
Ironically, women are made mentally unwell by men who reject them over their choice of wall hangings
I still don't get the joke ;-;
I don't know the significance of the tapestry or why it makes the woman mentally unwell
I mean it's clearly a joke about like, artsy girls who I would assume tend to code left on a bunch of issues like openness. But duh - that's why she brought you back to her fucking place!
The best ending 2025 could´ve had
255 per year?
that's like one evening of impulse buys wdym "per year"
id like to know what hobby is that cheap tbf
@torn thicketirst you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Minecraft fell off so hard imo I hate it now
Damn
I rotted tf out of them
Eye of Horus
Wtf that supposed to mean
Newest meme or smth
Like eye or rah but blue
And the property in Egypt guy has now bought a pyramid in Egypt and they gave him the pyramid
You haven't seen yesterday
Cafeteria explosion
Multiple dead
On the first day
2026 is gonna be 2025 pt 2
Damn
How can I submit a image here?
you need level 5 and the shit role
Wait till they reply

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Driving in my caaaar right after a beeeer
please don't turn me away
dry ahh cheesesteak
skipping this
i love scammers
What's your excuse
I wanna see his work
My excuse is that your math is bs
@celest pagoda
Look at it's face 
lol
i also would be scared ande weary of the crack Wooden Spider
Have you ever read "THE WORLD IS YOURRRSSS" on a blimp?
the eyes chico
As a windows 11 user this is highly relatable
I use about 10 of the hundreds of Microsoft owned apps on my pc
if only there had been warning signs not to use 11
Get Batrick outta there
Girlcockx 

Play stupid games win stupid Prizes
Funny
lol
Are you pep ?
you loved the games more than you loved her
lol
the lion ignores that he doesn’t have any true passion that drives him and has zero idea what he’s going to do with his life
@mental sphinx
28 STAB WOUNDS
you didn't want to leave him a chance huh?
Just got a 500k bonus for finding a glitch in online in the pizza delivery bonus
Rockstar 🌹🌹
"What he say... what he say?"
Lobotomy sound destroying my ears

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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@formal acorn
i love ai
Peak website / photo editing 
i gotta get fuckin approval to shitpost
bro what is this website even im on it
what does that mean
INTERPOL: the police organization of the world (one of, but I listed the other one too)
i think im wanted
Not on this
i hate you
I have adhd too, have to wait all the time

Downloading cat
Cat downloaded preparing installation
あけましておめでとうございます!
2025年は猫くん推定10歳、一緒に暮らして9年の年になります🐈
本年もよろしくお願いします😌
Bro is lost in thw arabic shorts
Memes posting
He don’t need to play nun else
where can i sign up
gta 6 is probably missing even that code
yes
instead they focus on making dlcs for gta online
idk if its bc they dont care abt gta VI or bc gta online erans them the most money from shark cards and other stuff
when can i start pls
gta 6: alpha of all alphas beta of alpha of alpha beta of beta alpha version beta of alpha 0.1
they're just "thinking about it"
maybe when ps8 comes out
we will have a demo
in 30 years it will come out
Sb hop on 2k

5 star rating, must be a very nice car
you have to be level 5 or something
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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gurt
You're a good kid Franklin...
AI is scary 
Who tf is Margaret
Their nursing home opp
this speaks me
not bad 
please make it happen
No they're definitely not referencing a picture of me
Maybe, we shall see what the Supreme Court says
"Work a job..."
For what, just to live a normal life?
Life is a prison.
"Go to sleep..."
For what, just to wake up again?
Life is a prison.
Yall know bout the rockstar support money hack?
Convince them that you did a heist and that you didnt get the payout due to some lil bug
Just got a mil from doing that
How Come I can't post Memes or anything :/
you need level 5 and the shit role
dammit
This is why we don't post on social media our every detail of life... That dude would've already got OP if he'd just kept quiet about riding strapped and ready to smack
Rawr
Where’s the gold 
What hypocrisy
For her to think she can judge me
I was born the way I'm supposed to be
I'll learn to make do, naturally
why do those soldiers have the smoothest skin imaginable
because it is AI
lol
Not even worth mentioning as you can clearly see my friend
I wish if we could have a free calories meal each day
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse
Wtf
U can ask chatgpt to generate u a screencap of the game
The 3050 is not even in the list 
Jack: When I was young, I was poor, but after years of hard work, like really good hard work, like working for hours everyday, all day and night, finally...
Jack: ||I am no longer young.||
Too close to home
Read channel name
My years of really hard work didn’t involve reading
Valid
Vlad
@light canopy you know which Jack is this, the Terraria one

Jack Sparrow

BRUH
I agree 100%
My Winter car
🤣
they eat as if the planes were still flying overhead
Why life is so much better when you don't interact with people
There was no planes back then
because people = shit
I think that's actually a song title
That's my brother im I drive
This guy's sweat needs to take an airplane to reach his eyebrows
Doubt he sweats he has plenty of surface area on that forehead for heat dissipation
The sweat is from the blood trying to get to his hairline during workouts
He's not sweating, his blood cells are
Wtf is this 😆
i see the reflection of the dude
you tell me i'm wong
Remember, switching to your sidedish is faster than reloading the entree
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Su...
hold up let him cook
His greed sickens me
he doesnt even have any
He does, they're behind the glasses
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Like your mother?
Okay

Just for big boobs

YES
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Maybe i just won’t bother
sunday is a slow meme day
I don't know why is it a red flag, some people just don't have the space to put their gym equipment somewhere else

Have sex with me if you disagree
I find it funny that she thinks it's a red flag
also why would you put such a big instrument at home
The issue is that it's "functional" rather than elegant.
Some girls have an issue with a man who can make do with simplicity
True
Car detected
Bread 🍞
We should appreciate corn more often. It's one of those things that can go through a lot of shit and never change 🌽

Potato > corn
No country for uncs

ai slop
thats why its shitpost
Luckily humans are still allowed to have opinions. Fuck this shit.
Yeah bro, fuck this shit
why do you keep posting that
Just block them, it'll save you some brain cells
farts on you
Not really
but I guess
no slowmode and shitposting sems like thr best spot for it

aww kitty
you're welcome to try, but this channel has significantly reduced xp gain
you're better off holding a conversation in #community like three times, probably hit level 10 faster than sitting here posting memes
ok thanks for the info
Amazing format
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah














remind me to bring my pepper spray with me anywhere I go

