#memes-and-shitposting
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Like I swear that I can see the moon better than my camera even without my glasses
I got iPhone X so it couldn’t capture the real beauty
If u got iPhone 14
It looks beautiful
Or if u get an actual like camera
🎥
One of these
The 4K ones or whatever
Me with my iPhone 11 
The camera is pretty good but not good at capturing stuff like the moon
It’s far away
N shi
Or whatever
Idk
Apple 
As an american citizen and a consumer, I refuse to own a product other than the most expensive yet still dogshit phone
Nothing happens in the video
Beginning is literally a tit flash lol
idrc either way tbh, just thought it was funny
I don't understand...
Hunk Reimu Hunk Reimu
Still waiting for chess 2
You don’t see anything wrong?
I do. I do and I don't understand.
And if I understand, shouldn't it be the opposite way?
💀💀💀its not about that
See? I don't understand.
From the looks of it that guy was hired to be Jesus, which is very disrespectful
if u like taking it up the butt you’re like, at least bi.

how do i steal this
You don't
"There is a untouched village near my house and im gonna Touch it, Of course I went to experimenting and spawn every single village type, they don't live in harmony they are very racist. " -Luke The Notable
Minecraft sh...
where's the in my mouth
I like this guy
i'm back, and i arrive with stalker memes
nice
🤯
🤯
🤯
Definitely did that on purpose
C1D
guys rate my new roblox outfit 

trevor is using his money from ud really wisely
breaking bad 2 when
B5E
can i fit that in a civic?

Tomorrow 💀
If you take it apart piece by piece probably?
You lack the sense of humour, shit posting role isn't made for ya.
Seems like Satan approved his leave from hell for Easter.
Ayooo
You have to be level 5
Drop it in your Mini Countryman rally raid and show them real Cross Country
better question is how did they get their hands on one
They did a little trolling
I know something you can multiply 
When my friend talking about his dead cat when all I wanna do is play Battlefield:
Bro actually thought about how he could do it💀
Goofy af Moderator.
Good.
effective counter attack
joe will def crank all of the 90's in fortnite
@compact scarab @cosmic panther
I don't normally take the griefer route; but, I would team kill this kid every round and mute him...
Who plays csgo in 4:3 aspect ratio tf
fartj
I always play in 16:9 aspect ratio
People who play in 4:3 aspect ratio think they have better peripheral vision than those who play in 16:9 aspect ratio.
hes silver 2
2000 competitive matches win
hey u lames
come and rescue me, bb
i wanna get married
ima seperate the forums i been muted from the ones i havent
u all ugly, only if u are a 9.9
Skeletor spittin' bars. Know a rich dude that doesn't know certain things are illegal, just thinks he has to pay for the ability to do them and it's perfectly fine
"Tax on the poor"
source of the original? asking for a friend
||you got a friend in me||
🎵Gucci Mane, Offset - Met Gala🎵
selling free rizz for 9.99
zzzzz 
no, i am not a female
👌
https://i.imgur.com/6YrYEvN.png
yea sure man 
Bro thought you were a female because you have a juri pic I’m crying rn 💀
When you get tequila for the 4th time in a row
20M
lmao that’s not going to stop griefers
Onyx Kelder should get real
Onyx kelder is a tgg subscriber so I won’t be too harsh
I can’t get over how at the beginning of the vid he said Tez was a “Rockstar Insider” tho.
Yeah! Don’t bully children
Depends on the music
Like this is peak
It was about “modern rap”. I have no clue what type of modern rap, they didn’t say. Just modern rap.
Could’ve been mumble, trap, alt…
Modern rap is bad like 80% of the time tbf
idk, I enjoy it tbh. I enjoy most music tho, except country, I’ve never been able to enjoy that.
Yea, I mean I don’t judge people who like it but it’s hard to listen to. Same could be said for the people I listen to tho tbf
Amen to that
I listen to slipknot and korn and shit which most people would shrivel up listening to
I listen to Carti, Tyler, Uno, Ken, Kan, Yeat… ppl like that
Yeat I don’t blame ppl for saying sounds trash
he can sound bad tbf, he does have songs where he absolutely misses
Hahaha you can like korn or be a music snob but I'm pretty sure doing both is untenable
I’ve seen worse combinations
who else jerked off at the strip club
baby dont hurt me
what is love?
Shrek is love
Yo
Amazing brother
should i get out the house
Yes touch grass
ok brb
You only changed pfp
noobs lel xD
my dude, slipknot & korn are baby powder compared to the depths you can go to
is this real??
bro wtfffffffffffffffffffff
💀
True…
Yes
Sometimes I tuck my peepee between my legs and pretend I am a girl
Don't judge
lmao
wait until hear about the metal pipe falling mod.
Bro must love the casino heist
perfection
Middle class people getting their check every week from their boss be like
getting paid , but then rent comes out .
watching my bank acc
It do be like that
This is so funny
nice post
korn is doable tho
mark wallburger
The One Piece is REAL
Thank you kind stranger 😸
Just become a femboy, ez

sleepy joe
I wanna post

🤣
.
You Win!
Bank Accounts
Profits!
$$$_$$$
Hunnid thousand on a coupe, yeah, yeah
Oops, nine hunnid on a bucket, yeah, yeah
Riding in the hooptie with the homies in the hood, y'nam sayin'
4 sewer rats could have done the job better
E
Ngl im down to see some femboy thighs
perish
Never
you need real women
I tried them there all the same and boring🥲
I doubt
No
ok it's really late for me goodbye
Bye bye
Memes and posting
should i ruin it and make it 5?
yes
same


1$ cut be like
h-ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8d9Enhho4w
Peak comedy
Cursed
i dont think AI's gonna take over the world anytime soon
I didn't have the motivation to play it anyway
Why isn't there anyone else in that town 🤔
to add a more sad tone to the story
Everyone meeting down at the police headquarters 
There could be soulless NPCs
Mommy lost child in the deserted
Probably doesn't want her, or care about her
Ye thats me
@potent merlin
Salamanca
I want to think this account is satire but her whole page is filled with these weird pointless rants about which plastic box is better. Like I’m genuinely beginning to think it’s a troll but at the same time it seems too real…
im actually confused, what is this animal bro
Turn customers into fanatics
products into obsessions
employees into ambassadors
and brands into religions
and thats a taxidermied armadillo
Armadillo radio
wtf is an Idaho
fr…
This is more common for coastal areas
im against odds
LMAO, this made my morning 
Ahexz
don't post this ever again thanks
@dusty mirage
man
im soo bored, as you can probably tell 😃
i will make you cry with laughter.....i dont know when, and i dont know how.. but i will
Pretty much
Come to my house and we can kiss fr
creepypastas be like
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Eyes forgot to fall out
Jack the dripper has finally been stopped 💔😿
source: i made it the up now please buy more shark cards
And also :
Journalists after studying and going to school for years just to end up in jail for being too straightforward

Democracy 🤡
is this the ambatukam guy
Yes
That one guy friend that has a bigger ass than every girl

What do you mean youve seen this one? Its brand new.
From shoplifters to a part-time job 
I paused my game to be here
poopie
Well actually 🤓☝🏻
Bro, I saw that video in 2021... It's a speaker
R&B
@potent merlin https://youtube.com/shorts/OHzwhqClz3k?feature=share
Mfs waiting for assault shotgun mk2 and such:
me waiting for musket mk2:
'warzonc hannel'
Sounds better than NFS Unbound soundtrack itself
He's got mad talent IMO.
You should check him out. I can also list you the songs used in DMs. 
Okay
yes sir
I'm not sure if there's a term for this, but I like the how the drums temporarily halt.
I'd refer to it as "hang time", if that makes sense.
As in, your feet leave the ground, and thus the drums stop until you're down again.
not saying they bad, just dont like the song using with Miles Morales lol
the rest is fine
Meh, I couldn't come up with anything better. 
I study Music myself 
Is there actually such a term as "hang time"?
But if i hear High synths then its a no
Least this is better then most music to try so, good mem
Thanks. 
Provided to YouTube by IIP-DDS
Better Off (feat. Yianna) · Nitepunk · Yianna
HUMAN
℗ HARD Recs
Released on: 2023-03-24
Music Publisher: Copyright Control
Composer, Lyricist: Lasha Mamulashvili
Composer, Lyricist: Francesca Milazzo
Composer Lyricist: Joseph Gordon
Auto-generated by YouTube.
This is the song at the start and ending.
No excessive high synths, apart from the guitar solo.
thats fine
just when the synths are high af, like take a note and put it in High A
that HURTS
What kinda shit are you into?
well when you put it that way
I'm like a post-bop Miles Davis 50s quintet kinda guy
Genre wise? Im not picky
Clifford Brown to Lee Morgan, with some of the classic old guys mixed in like Ellington, etc
Nice, I got a friend who plays a ton of banjo professionally. Can't get behind twang myself
it is basically tunes for me that settles things
shit shit fuck fuck. a snapped banjo string is fucking painful
shark would be having a field day by now. all these sharks
you havent got a shark fetish have you ??😳

I just like sharks
They are cuties of the ocean
cuties?? 😆 never heard em be called cuties
First time for everything i guess
only this one @river portal 🤣
favourite species??

so you dont think the hammer head is cuter than a great white?? theyre all just as cute?
Hammer head is the cutest.
I like the wobbiegong 🥰
their garage definitely looks stock.
I don’t even like what they’re describing either, but most ppl who say this have the most bland garages 💀

it is a speaker but did you see what the speaker attached to? 
Well I'm here
Shark costume 🎉🎉
Great white a fattie
no fish
Cute fattie
this dude pisses me off so much every post i see about him i feel ill
why has the shark got 4 eyes
He a cutie
but why are there 4 eyes
Nose
what
R u dum
baby hammerhead sharks so cool
could you use them as actual hammers tho real question
like are they strong enough or nah
Shork 🦈
You'd smash their eyes if that is even in your scope of concern lol
nah he doesnt deserve that
he nice
he’s kinda hot tho
Imo
They probably saw LBP once and was like: Eh, Mid
I don’t think they even played it tbf. They also called Kirby trash and when asked why their response was “the ones I played were trash” so another person asked which games they played…
The response? Total silence
Lmao, probably only played Return to dreamland
Lemme tell you something, LBP was more then just a 2D platformer
Before servers were shutdown in 2021 cause of hackers
LBP was great. I remember playing it on ps3 and I think 4? Great game tbh.
Was awhile ago tho I can’t remember a whole lot about it but I just remember having a lot of fun lol.
Yeah, it was about creativity
My most played Childhood game, also most spent DLC
Lmao
This has some of the best and worst takes known to man
the worst one imo is calling WatchDogs trash.
Legion? Yea. The other ones? Far…
I mean the only good BF games are probably 1-4 and Bad company, Battlefield 1 also counts
Hardline?
No.
The person who made it had a K-On! Pfp… so yea.
Kinda can assume their opinions are trash ngl
Hardline is peak asf wdym
It is dead… last time I played it, it was entertaining
Taser kills 🗣️
Fun? Idk, definitely entertaining tho
m1911 lore
Average cargo griefer/orb spammers 👆
The only unrealistic part about the image is that the bike isn’t scraping against the ground under all that heft
🚼
You know a lot about that don’t u 🚼
True
punt him. Show the baby who’s boss
Where are the videos of overweight griefers talking about destroying cargo???
Cause I haven’t seen any
Then you’ll be the boss baby
Raptor bot cooked u ngl
oh my…
Raptor probably cooked me more
I think it’s yours
I don’t have one
can we hold hands
no
NO I DIDNT
Unless he decided to lie ab it
You’re so embarrassed from kissing him that you won’t even admit it
I can’t say I blame you tho for being in denial ab it
Maybe you’re the one who kissed him
I did not and I will not ever
@crude grove did you kiss me or them
He even says the “@“ part?
Answer
read my bio 💂♀️
Do you have a muscle fetish?
Aku?
My thigh muscles on top
Well then Aku would certainly be into them imo
you also use a FUCKING PUMP ACTION MP5
The armadillo is the speaker as you can see on its back, and the black thing is the media input... Looks very natural, almost like a remote control bomb 
If (eggs) {
Getmilk(6);
} else {
Getmilk(1);
}
Yung lean > gta online
no more biden blast

Is this your own list?
You’re right. A prominent orb spammer in the community was recently arrested for sexually harassing minors.
I would post a link but the mods didn’t like my Biden meme
They’re not fat though
They were fucking 6’5
how u get permissions to post here
No, i would stop playing video games if I had this much of a shit taste.

When I first see my reflection 🤨
Takes longer than a minute 🙄
I look handsome 😏
Sup 😜
😒🥱😠😘
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!shitposting
Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @fossil yacht
This is up to the moderator's discretion.
I thought that cmd would give some insight on how to be approved for shitposting but i guess not. We all learn somehow.
Level 5
Modmail
Guidelines
Easter in greece
Χίος χαχαχαχα
Neos kosmos einai ekei
hahah ontos
Kathe xronia ginete ths poutanas ekei
That moment when you find the treasure only to find out it’s a flying gun lol 😂
Winged
Insane Twitter user wants women to remove their stomachs
lolol
Ok but don't say
ive seen vids of this 
why do greek ppl blow up everything during easter
8mil without the trade price
Cause they are greek
If it isn't love, why I keep coming?
Why I keep coming...
Why I keep coming...
Back home?

sure

I used the magnifying thing to find him
......I........
Dr. DRE
Only care about nightshark collection
What about dayshark 

😿😿😿😿
day dolphin
why did rule 7 kill your dog
He bad guy
😿
😿
Lucky Hitler wasn’t in it
Coz apparently Hitler is still alive and well performing in yt videos
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
Ah you better pin all that
Post it damn bruh
it wont let me
damnnnnn
nvm I can’t send either
Damn I didn't see it
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
I ain’t readin, allat
I figured that would be too hard for you
I’m blind
First you need to reach level 5
😿😿😿
how to get approved shitposter?
thx
no
wdym no?
no thanks
lol

salamanca balls
@potent merlin
can any professionals confirm if this is real
its been keeping me up the past few days
the {censored} is bbg?
😿😿
When genetics memories are real
Who raised bro this way
ä+#
yup definitely real, seems like the ohio butthole tickling bandit striked again
Mario nor dk is caked? 
sad
Whopper whooper whopper whopper whopper
big mac big mac big mac big mac big mac
Waffles
chicken
Pollos hermanos
Me fr

Weebs
😿😿😿😿
the hell is that 
carl
Say hi to carl
Goodbye william
totally not noticeable
discord mods irl
Thanks for your input 
But despite the negative press, cofveve
Fuck i fell for it
same, that looks so real 
Either way, this video is great
i vape queefs
😿😿😿
brooo what is this😭😭😭
Look at my lawyer dawggg im goin to jail 😭😭
omg this guy 💀
💀
👽
when they here the rumor
😿😿😿😿
what does this man do for work to not only be able to do this (ironic or not) but also afford such a nice looking house
Theres another blue flavor
smackington the penjamin
True.
This dude's lifestyle is like every weeb's custom house in games that allows custom decals. Plastered anime stickers everywhere on everything
breathe air
Bro just keeps eating
bro was given a deathrow meal
No
Balling
The consistency of this guy is unreal
no
😂
Evolution of Zelda Games
I don't like the windwaker style
It was very, very controversial, but it's an incredible game
How.
Cartoony?
cant say im a fan of the art style for breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom
looks weird, twilight princess art style wins it for me
although i think OoT ganondorf looks the best



Overrated game
Mods ban this guy
||guy?||

PleaseRoastMe
no
You have a frog overlay on your pfp

whats with these overlays...🤨
Should I ask this user his rent in New York City or double it and give it to the next mystery box?
Yes
Easter or just springtime
average cold blooded politician
is this real?
bro really took the time to see the file name 

Jeck

the far more superior gtrs
grippy socks time
Anyone have any akaza memes without the context
damn 
I might have actually went to a mental hospital if I didn't lie about my schizophrenia lmao


sad B6303 = sad world 
my phone is korean and i cant even see the tanks can you help me
Pain
Today is today 
The ultimate spam by @river portal
These search results are only of today and yesterday
The list is long enough
I haven't put that many messages like that though
Look at the time stamp lol
Or if it's 2 day time span then might be 
Too blurry to see anything
Just zoom in, and will see everything
I need some food on the table
I have a family to feed
Go then feed them


I certainly will 
Good for you
poor guy
That music got a permanent place in my memory
discord mods irl
discord mods irl
https://youtu.be/OxnH_1kkYbI
!role moderator @AlBurger96 remove
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Everything Else OC,
Edited in Davinci Resolve 18
:3
why cant i send shit
Read this: https://links.gtaodiscord.com/shitposting
ion know
Garfield
I did not get my GTA Plus
Damn that's sad, consolation prize is a twizzler
Oops it fell. OK so I can still offer you a twizzler but it has a hair and some dust on it
Twizzler 🤢







