transportation

[kind osprey]

I can’t believe how unrealistically safe some of these mid engine super/hyper cars are

[median basalt]

Man it's almost 1 am for me haha. Gonna feel like a long weekend with no market open on monday

Idk what I'm gonna do

[kind osprey]

People hitting shit at almost 350 kilometers an hour and walking out a little bruised

While the car looks like it is ashes

[median basalt]

Yeah it's crazy

[strong rapids]

you should also consider the top gear cool wall

before buying a car

[kind osprey]

These was a video in Europe of some guy going 202mph in a Huracán, miscalculated something really bad and ended up in a field through a few guard rails and big dip

God dam that thing looked like a soda can

But they both survived

you should also consider the top gear cool wall
@strong rapids and stig lap times lol

[median basalt]

Just saw this picture. I kinda want an RS7 now

[kind osprey]

Your back seat passengers won’t, speaking from experience

Lol

[median basalt]

ah lol

[kind osprey]

I can feel that just by looking at it

I like the front facelift they did with it

[median basalt]

I've never really looked at getting cars more than 40k as I wasn't too comfortable spending too much on the cars until recently but it's crazy how many nicer cars are available for like 60k+

[kind osprey]

Yea it starts getting from a to b, to luxury between 45-60k

Before I got Grand Cherokee as a daily I was really considering an Alfa Romeo but it wasn’t gonna really work out all that well

[median basalt]

Alphas a cool but idk if I'd get one tbh

[kind osprey]

Yea one of these

It wasn’t gonna be in my name because insurance at my age would be bankruptcy

I wish I could get it but overall maintenance would be the straw that broke my back

Never had something European before

[median basalt]

Yeah insurance on the R8 or a 458 or something is what I'm gonna be curious about because I'm on the younger side as well

But I've never had an accident or anything so I think I should be alright

[kind osprey]

Usually for exotics it’s on the better end as long as you have a garage are nothing crazy on the record

Insurance companies have a hunch that these cars will barely be driven

So the price isn’t too bad compared to others at the same price

If you wanna go beyond that there are probably limited mile plans

[median basalt]

Yeah, I know the R8 is pretty cheap to insure too

I should probably go to sleep soon though so I can wake up around 7 am still

[kind osprey]

Yea I need to re do my sleep schedule, at least it’s the weekend

Goodnight

[median basalt]

Yeah, I used to have a pretty bad sleep schedule where I'd stay up til like 2-3 am every night and wake up at like 10 am

But now i just go to sleep around 12:30 - 1am and wake up around 7. I like it much more

[strong rapids]

I'm back

[median basalt]

welcome back

[strong rapids]

Just saw this picture. I kinda want an RS7 now
@median basalt no don't get a RS7, they are AWD and weigh like 2,4 tonnes

[median basalt]

Yeah, I've been told they aren't great. Looks good though

[strong rapids]

yeah, but RS6 Avant look way better in my opinion

M5 F90 Competition are the best way to spend 100k

in my opinion

they are beautiful yet very fast

[median basalt]

That looks nice

I'd definitely want a 4 door when I decide to replace my impreza

[strong rapids]

yeah, go for a M550i xDrive

they got a v8, that is tunable upto like 700hp

[median basalt]

that's awesome

[strong rapids]

and are basically the cheaper M5

so what have you decided, for now

[median basalt]

Right now I'm still thinking about the R8 and a 458

[strong rapids]

yeah, like I said

R8 can be daily driven

but 458 can be your exclusive weekend only car

or for trackdays

[median basalt]

For track days I do plan on getting a track only car in the next couple years

[strong rapids]

you could use the R32

[median basalt]

Thinking of either an F430 challenge or a 458 challenge or maybe a BAC Mono

[strong rapids]

btw, here's a photo of the Liberty Walk 458

https://www.carscoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/5f82ad4f-ferrari-458-italia-tuning-liberty-walk-2.jpeg

[median basalt]

Yeah liberty walk 458s look great but I don't think I could put one on the car just because I'm not sure how long I'll plan on having it

[strong rapids]

yeah, but liberty walk 458's sell pretty high

just because the kit itself it like 40k-50k

[wraith horizon]

I saw that one is Stradmans Video

[strong rapids]

but if you like, you can use the 458 as a track car, just do what TJ Hunt did. modified exterior to look like a GT3 and it's the vanilla 458 from inside. just get the right aero

Please don't talk about stradman here

[wraith horizon]

ok

[median basalt]

I can't do that on my own though haha

[strong rapids]

he's one of those Youtubers that don't have much knowledge about cars

hmmm

[wraith horizon]

still entertaining tho

[strong rapids]

No Comment

[median basalt]

That's at least 75k for the kit plus another 10k for the labor at least

[strong rapids]

yeahh

[median basalt]

I think he's alright

[strong rapids]

you could get a Evo 9

for track days

[median basalt]

Besides I'm gonna get the ferrari and just keep it the way it is besides getting the seats reupholstered

[strong rapids]

yeah

[median basalt]

The R32 is going to cost me about 100k I've worked out so that's my car I'll go crazy with

[strong rapids]

but make sure you don't get any aftermarket seats

get some Ferrari seats

so it holds value

[median basalt]

I'm just going to get the stock seats redone

[strong rapids]

oh okay

The R32 is going to cost me about 100k I've worked out so that's my car I'll go crazy with
@median basalt bruh, I wouldn't do the things you did. 100k is just too much for a R32.

you could get a much faster R35, for under that

so yeah

[wraith horizon]

matters what country

[median basalt]

I'm getting a $36k full carbon body replacement kit for it which adds to the price

[wraith horizon]

here r32 are cheap as but r35 held its value

[strong rapids]

yeah you bought a pretty expensive kit

[median basalt]

I don't care about the price that much because I'm getting a bigger turbo kit to get it to like 550 and a bit brake kit

[strong rapids]

is the Aero good enough?

[median basalt]

I haven't gotten it yet but I'm now debating on getting the R8/458 or I get the R32

[strong rapids]

for Track use?

[median basalt]

It's basically like stock but carbon fiber and wider some

But I'll track my track only car when I get that and maybe the car I end up getting

[strong rapids]

yeah, if you gonna drive on track, consider getting a spoiler

hmmm

[median basalt]

The R32 is basically just me splurging on a car to make it look how I want it to

[strong rapids]

I mean, R8 and 458, both are pretty good without any modifications on a track

oh okay

[median basalt]

I'm making it faster and everything but it's just because I've wanted one for a few years now and I've done very well with trading the past couple months especially this past month so I'm treating myself

[strong rapids]

Nice

[wraith horizon]

it matters how much attention u looking for

imo r8 is sleekest

[strong rapids]

R8 can be used as a daily

[median basalt]

I think I am leaning towards the R8 more tbh. getting a TT kit is really tempting down the road

[strong rapids]

458's are just not comfortable enough for daily usage

[wraith horizon]

and an attention magnet

[median basalt]

Plus I only gotta put 20k down for the R8 haha

[strong rapids]

car guys don't want attention

it just makes life harder

plus, the sound is enough

Plus I only gotta put 20k down for the R8 haha
you could go for the R8 right now, and maybe get a 458 after the R8

[median basalt]

Yeah, I really want to have my R8 all blacked out as well

[strong rapids]

straight pipe please

[median basalt]

Yeah, I mean I'm getting a new house next year so I'll have more space for cars

[strong rapids]

or alteast a cat-less

[median basalt]

Because honestly it's the space that's really limiting me

[wraith horizon]

any recommendations for a body kit on a golf?

[median basalt]

I'll have to see how my neighbors like it stock before I get an exhaust like that haha

[strong rapids]

well you can get the one in which u can control if the valves are closed

or not, otherwise the cops are gonna be all over you too

[median basalt]

I want to have at least 8 parking spots in my next house or have lifts in the garage or get one built on the property with lifts in it

valves make them quieter yes but they are still pretty loud

[strong rapids]

Yeah

[median basalt]

I'll have to see how close I am to my neighbors at my new house though

I would not be able to have an exhaust where I live. There's a guy with a modified camaro a few houses down from me and I can hear him start his car up haha

[strong rapids]

Oh god, typical V8 boys

#gta-media and #gta-vehicles

[wraith horizon]

get out

[median basalt]

I'll see if I can get some test drives in next week though to see what I decide on

[strong rapids]

yeah

You really should test drive before buying

[median basalt]

I've gotta get off though so I can wake up in 5 and a half hours to make sure I wake up at 7 still

[strong rapids]

Alright man

Cya

[wraith horizon]

Ok

Bye

[hybrid charm]

its worth to buy an armored kuruma?

[ocean rock]

#gta-questions next time, but yes. @hybrid charm

[hybrid charm]

thx

[wary trail]

Anyone trying to get a car meet going on?

[ocean rock]

@hybrid charm engine boutta head out

F

Or is that the shaft area?

[hybrid charm]

It's a problem area

acquaintance sent it

"potentially an issue
imma still drive it until it implodes"

[ocean rock]

1:20.970 for LEC, deleted for track limit

@strong rapids ferrari fastest on q1 rn

[mint plank]

Red bull n merc

Gonna shit on ferrari

Inb4 Ferrari cheats n uses ERS

Lmao

[gloomy helm]

@ocean rock is you hear me?

alpha sex me

[mint plank]

@gloomy helm @ocean rock I'm not gonna speak, my jaw is fully swollen and I have sore throat, I sound like I'm drunk :(

[gloomy helm]

hmmm

fuk

i cant connect to vc

@ocean rock @mint plank sowwy

[ocean rock]

Kimi almost touched ocon

mf

Q1 Eliminated:
Grosjean
Vettel
Giovinazzi
The Williams

"What a mess!" -Vettel

P15: Albon

poor grosjean. Parabolica took another good lap's life.

👏

[uncut saddle]

How is Grosjean still in f1

[ocean rock]

@uncut saddle wasnt his fault... Ish.

He slipped on the exit trying to run wide

got some sound stutter on my emu

hol up

HAMILTON JUST FUCKING BROKE KIMI'S RECORD

1:19.092

[uncut saddle]

Probably wasn't his fault this time

But he has something every. single. race.

[ocean rock]

basically yeah

[uncut saddle]

He spins, he rear ends, he swipes, he miscalculates

Internet connection is rubbish here so I can't watch quali

[ocean rock]

Least hes wholesome. not like de cezaris

[uncut saddle]

[ocean rock]

its okay, thats why im here

Internet connection is rubbish here so I can't watch quali

BOT .3 off

if ham actually go 1:18

[uncut saddle]

Wouldn't be surprised if he does

[ocean rock]

the kerfuffle with kimi is gon be with the stewards after quali

i smell penalty for ocon

Jochen Rindt tribute

thanks crofty.

Ricciardo went off on 2nd chicane

FUCK

BOTTAS FUCKING BROKE IT

1:18

1:18.952 FOR BOTTAS @uncut saddle

Q2 Eliminated:
Kvyat
Ocon
Leclerc
Raikkonen
Magnussen

[mint plank]

@ocean rock shitting on everyone as usual

[ocean rock]

[mint plank]

This isn't even fair... my teams power train is juiced up on so much crack... the three modes I run are super conserve, high and extreme/overtake, and I have a boost of no tirewear on 1st lap so always start on softs xD @ocean rock

[uncut saddle]

My god Ferrari is slowly dying

[ocean rock]

imma say it again, they basically just want to do Gilles-Scheckter era @uncut saddle

[mint plank]

And both my drivers have +40% energy efficiency so I run overtake mode whole race xd

[ocean rock]

@mint plank you should read the life of each compound

you could squeeze in a soft there

if it have good tyre wear

[mint plank]

I know

I do

But softs only last 3 laps after 1st pit

[ocean rock]

ah

[mint plank]

Unless abrasive track >_<

[strong rapids]

@strong rapids ferrari fastest on q1 rn
@ocean rock for real?

[mint plank]

Which is gae

[ocean rock]

youre late

both ferrari not in Q3

Vettel 17th, Leclerc 13th

[strong rapids]

Omg #binottoout

[ocean rock]

@strong rapids

[strong rapids]

Oh ffs

[ocean rock]

client pooped up

[mint plank]

And on 10 lap+ races I run soft then hard so I only do 1 pit due to Power train having 20% extra life on hards @ocean rock

[ocean rock]

ah nice

[mint plank]

It's so stupid lol, I don't get any wear on first lap and longest lasting compound lasts for ages

[ocean rock]

ALB dead last, another parabolica hammer.

STR got some damage on the floor, according to his word

[ebon glen]

Anyone wanna trade metal respray colors

?

[ocean rock]

1:18.888 for HAM, another track break

[stuck owl]

@ebon glen Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg
Requested by: @ocean rock

[ebon glen]

Umm thats related to vehicles?

[ocean rock]

this is non gta vehicles.

you might look for #gta-vehicles instead @ebon glen

[ebon glen]

Well makes sense :D

[ocean rock]

but yeah

for paint trades, #pc-l｜other-lfg

[vocal tide]

Clownfiesta at Q1

[ocean rock]

yep

Ocon makin beef with kimi and russell

[vocal tide]

Ocon pulling Grosjean moves

Mercedes domination spared from Q3 farce

[uncut saddle]

Damn, max fifth

Not too surprised

[royal gulch]

2021 Brabham BT62R

Engine: 5.4L V8

Weight: 972 kg / 2,143 lbs

Power: 515 kW / 691 hp / 700 PS

0-100 kph: -

Torque: 667 Nm / 492 lb-ft

Top Speed: -

[kind osprey]

It has the front of a Koenigsegg regara and the sides of an Aston Martin Valkyrie

That power to weight looks amazing

the fun zone of mid range hp and really light

I like the rims

[median basalt]

It looks like a ton of fun to drive

[hybrid charm]

fr

[median basalt]

Man a track car would be really fun to have. Spring can't come sooner so I can have more space for cars

[mild quarry]

My car is a track car it may be a crummy hatchback but it is what it is

[median basalt]

haha, whatever works is good. I just have to wait until I move so I've got space for a truck and trailer for a track car

[mild quarry]

I think I could easily throw it round Silverstone if I just took out the back seats.

#builtnotbought

[median basalt]

I'd love to go around silverstone in a track car. I have a few tracks nearby but the only bigger track I have near me that would be decent is like 2 hours away from me so trailering a car at least 2 hours one way

[mild quarry]

I liked the older Silverstone

The new circuit is pretty leveled and doesn't take as much skill

[median basalt]

Yeah, I think all the highspeed corners would be a lot of fun though

[mild quarry]

My car has too much grip for what it is

I just know I'm gonna bin it one day and it breaks my heart

I'll miss it

Also the engine is bulletproof

[median basalt]

Yeah that's the one thing with challenge cars is I'm not sure how expensive it'll be to replace parts if I crash it or something haha

[mild quarry]

My engine was created back in like 1950s.

Still works tho.

I like how they thought fuck, we don't have the money because we bought out Jaguar. Jimmy, start buying back anglias rq

[median basalt]

haha

[mild quarry]

And it works

[median basalt]

That's awesome, I think I'll probably see if I can head to a track next year with whatever car I decide to get

[mild quarry]

I'm just gonna continue buying shitboxes

[median basalt]

yeah, I mean I know you can turn a miata into a track car for not a lot of money so you definitely don't need to have a race car like I'm wanting to get

[median basalt]

Man, I just had a good idea. What if I had my supra painted a cream instead of a metallic gray? Cream with the carbon fiber would actually look really good. Could even do a cream with a white highlight in the metallic paint

Because I am still getting the supra just not going to be until I move though as I don't have the room for all these cars right now lol

[ocean rock]

Holy fuck FDA 1-2-3

on F2

its gon be a bloodbath for the championship for them

[strong rapids]

ide watch f2

they have same cars

I don't feel like it's a competition

so, boring.........

[round portal]

Thinking about getting what u guys think

[strong rapids]

I'm not a bike-fan, I would typically say- "no", but if you wanna go off-road and have fun

get it

[dire shard]

track car? i think i'll just do donuts instead

guess i ended up tracking anyway 😔

[dull siren]

track car?

[uncut saddle]

@ocean rock renault is rebranding in 2021

Gonna be Alpine

[ocean rock]

Would bang the concept livery

Really gave me matra flashbacks

[gloomy helm]

ahoi claire

[ocean rock]

Ohayo!

[limpid talon]

[raven dock]

[ocean rock]

im on fox so ofc therell be some filler interview so im still not watching the actual F1 feed

FSA is interviewing alex yoong rn

[dry sage]

So. Thoughts on Schumi Jr.?

[ocean rock]

Mick? hes straddling between being as great as his father or fuckin Jean Alesi 2.

[dry sage]

I acc don't want him to go to Ferrari or any of their teams. I think Alpine or RBR would be better.

Tbf, Michael started with Jordan

[ocean rock]

as in, its either all glory no hype, or all hype no glory

Mick on RP with stroll

[dry sage]

From what I know, his PREMA is mediocre.

RP would be suicide.

Ferrari, too.

[ocean rock]

idk, prema has been y e e t i n g in quality.

[dry sage]

Mercedes would be interesting.

[ocean rock]

whos that FDA in UN virtuosi?

i forgot

[dry sage]

I'm not all that deep in F2 sadly.

I just hope that Hamilton doesn't quit until someone beats him.

Be it Max, Mick or anyone else.

[ocean rock]

https://twitter.com/FIA_F2/status/1302587138513539072?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Formula 2 (@FIA_F2)

BREAKING: Dan Ticktum has been disqualified from the Sprint Race

Callum Ilott takes victory at Monza

#ItalianGP 🇮🇹 #F2

Retweets

235

Likes

968

Twitter

MOTHERFUCKING. ROBBED.

[gloomy helm]

kek

[dry sage]

Oof.

So Mick remains behind in the ranklist.

[ocean rock]

how i would describe on ticktum is just barrage of karma.

fighting the mechanics, the fans, the race engineers, kicking a fan out just so he can get a slot on virtual gp

mans shouldve just quit europe and jump to indycar

yo imagine ticktum ferruci in fucking haas @dry sage

Rule 6 galore

[dry sage]

I kinda wanna see Max and Mick in Red Bull.

Schumi vs Verstappen II

And Red Bull would be 10x a better team than Ferrari rn.

[ocean rock]

the former imma say yes

the latter is... eh.

depends heavily on how much mick can input in F1 scenario

[dry sage]

We can only dream.

Well, inb4 Lewis wins again.

Unless some form of miracle happens.

[ocean rock]

oh yeah, that UNV driver i talked about, Ilott.

and ya know how he is rn

fucking leading the championship

[gloomy helm]

renault race pace 👀

[ocean rock]

imma just say renault would have the shot at 4th

[gloomy helm]

depends if albon shows up or nah tbh

[ocean rock]

so ferrari gon settle for 5th, or 4th and renault at 3rd if mclaren cant catch up on the upgrade race.

oh boi WeRaceAsOne campaign as we race twice in bahrain

[gloomy helm]

same layout?

[ocean rock]

outer for 2nd round

[gloomy helm]

oh fuck

[ocean rock]

basically itll be sepang+silverstone+monza+dijon

[gloomy helm]

defending will be shit for the outer

outer still night race?

[ocean rock]

yes

[gloomy helm]

hmmm

should have made it day lol

get them pit strats to 2/3 stops

[ocean rock]

Italian anthem

[uncut saddle]

Oh well

3rd is the new 1st

The not so new 1st*

[ocean rock]

just like 2002 Iroh, just make a cutout for the schumacher and barrichello and read the other people

or 2013

[uncut saddle]

I just hope max can keep his car on the track

Have a bad feeling

[ocean rock]

i smell retifillio penalty for RB or midfielder

[uncut saddle]

I smell turn 1 incident

Or yet another crappy re entry

cough Vettel and Stroll

[gloomy helm]

oh no

lesmos incident is what i predict

[ocean rock]

if grosjean dont lockup on t1 ill suspend this acc till the GP is over

[uncut saddle]

Oh no

I forgot about Grosjean

I wonder who he'll rear end this time

[ocean rock]

Still love the bromancenemies between Prost and RB

[uncut saddle]

Renault is so sus rn

Right after they dropped charges against racing point, they got so much faster

Consistent 2/3rd row

[ocean rock]

oh ps ashton accidentally hit the spam filter and got muted @uncut saddle

[gloomy helm]

im back

[uncut saddle]

sigh

[gloomy helm]

dw

[ocean rock]

doo do doo doo doo

[uncut saddle]

Oh good

[gloomy helm]

🙂

[uncut saddle]

But yea

Renault mad sus rn

[ocean rock]

Still laugh hard as fuck on Jos Verstappen pit fire being behind Max

Renault mad sus rn
Gasly and Ricciardo is mad sus yeah

ocon and kvyat not getting anywhere close their pace on same car

[uncut saddle]

They shot up right after they dropped racing point charges

It's so obvious that something is up

Poor Vettel

17th

[ocean rock]

the entire seb fanbase today:

[gloomy helm]

norris will be weaving on start

he gets good launches

[uncut saddle]

Would be nice

Bottas is going to fuck up his start again

Gonna fall back to p6

[gloomy helm]

when my laptop dies i wont be using discord 😦

[uncut saddle]

[gloomy helm]

is DAS allowed here?

[ocean rock]

theyve been using it SO SPARSELY.

like legit

[gloomy helm]

dont want an appeal ig

[dry sage]

This is looking interesting.

Where is Max?

7th

[ocean rock]

welp grosjean didnt lock up

[gloomy helm]

mclaren!!!!!!

[uncut saddle]

OH SHIT

I was right about bottas

Damn

[dry sage]

?

Where'd he get a puncture?

[uncut saddle]

[dry sage]

If only it was Hamilton.

[uncut saddle]

Mercedes has some real issues with the tyres

[dry sage]

inb4 too much power.

I mean...

I had this stupid idea once.

What if they cheated their numbers, and Merc actually has stronger units than regulations would allow?

[uncut saddle]

Wouldn't be too surprised

[dry sage]

Well, how would you prove it though?

Since someone needs to examine the cars.

And actually figure it out.

[uncut saddle]

I have no clue

[dry sage]

Like, if anything like this was the case, on a scale of 1 - 10.

How big of a motorsport scandal would that be?

[ocean rock]

they wont pull an ilmor penske crap, its just way too risky

[dry sage]

Compared to any other scandals.

[uncut saddle]

That would be a solid 7

[ocean rock]

we talkin with FIA here, theyll find a way to choke you dry on law

[dry sage]

What's a 10, then?

[ocean rock]

match fixing

MAG-ALB from silverstone repeated by gasly

[uncut saddle]

Mclaren 2 and 3

Hope they can keep it up

Vettel issue

sigh

Brakes failed

Goodbye Vettel

[ocean rock]

@strong rapids

[strong rapids]

[uncut saddle]

Poor guy

[ocean rock]

yeah

brake suicided

[strong rapids]

[ocean rock]

brake disc ignited hard

[uncut saddle]

God I feel so bad for him

[strong rapids]

[uncut saddle]

I want to see him alongside Max

Back to Red Bull

[ocean rock]

actually speaking of race controversy, a close 9 to the scale that @dry sage have would be andrea moda

intentionally making a driver experience hell

[uncut saddle]

Lmao Dutch live reporter on Albon penalty: "jesus christ they found another rule"

[ocean rock]

albon +5 sec

[gloomy helm]

HAHAHAAHA

iroh

[uncut saddle]

FIA is a joke

[ocean rock]

ARE FERRARI ACTUALLY STILL TRYING TO FIX THE BRAKE?

or is F1 tele being shit

okay, officially dnf now

[strong rapids]

[uncut saddle]

Oooh just saw albon's action

It's deserved

[strong rapids]

Wished they get better next season

[ocean rock]

Afk for the fuckin laundry

[strong rapids]

This season dumped

[ocean rock]

[strong rapids]

For Ferrari

Lul

[dry sage]

@ocean rock Oh yeah, I remember a vid about Andrea Moda.

Funded by some mafioso or something.

And then that other team with a Nigerian prince.

[uncut saddle]

Lmao what

[ocean rock]

Arrows GP, T-Minus

[dry sage]

Yeah, but imagine Merc being busted cheating for the past 3 sessions.

Having all records revoked.

[ocean rock]

Its def unlikely imo

[uncut saddle]

Rather uneventful few laps

Gotta love Monza

[ocean rock]

imagine if sainz got team order to let lando pass

1st p2 for lando

either way itll be their first p2

bottas boutta be robbed from heat again

mf italy

i legit thought itll be ferrari 22-0 when leclerc pitted the very first @uncut saddle @dry sage

[uncut saddle]

Lmao

That's Haas #1 down

"Something broke" thank you Magnussen

[ocean rock]

Gasly being team ordered for the 984321657315646546516th time in RB junior team

[gloomy helm]

haas

[ocean rock]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

[gloomy helm]

[uncut saddle]

Safety car! Fun!

[ocean rock]

no, just S3 yellow

[uncut saddle]

No

Safety car

[ocean rock]

fr?

[uncut saddle]

Ye

[ocean rock]

ah

fuckin TV lag

[gloomy helm]

https://tenor.com/view/safety-carlton-f1-formula1-safety-car-gif-15165330

[uncut saddle]

Oh well

Race was already uneventful

This might spice it up

[ocean rock]

WHAT

WHY?

[gloomy helm]

?

[ocean rock]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

[uncut saddle]

Hmm?

[gloomy helm]

sainz no pit hehe

[ocean rock]

MCLAREN SAINZ WONT FUCKING MAKE IT

bruh

[gloomy helm]

commas?

[uncut saddle]

They might

Sainz didn't pit tho

[ocean rock]

its boutta be just like spa with checo

[uncut saddle]

Hamilton under investigation

Entering pit when closed

[dry sage]

oooo

[uncut saddle]

[dry sage]

Also why did Ham pit?

[ocean rock]

[uncut saddle]

Because safety car

[gloomy helm]

penatly 👀

hamilton penalty

[dry sage]

pls

[uncut saddle]

Doubt it

[gloomy helm]

unfortunatly same

[ocean rock]

drive thru perhaps

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dry sage]

Imagine Gio getting a penalty but not Ham.

[gloomy helm]

10 sec stop go?

[ocean rock]

looks like mag got the same issue as charles at spain

hes holdin the clutch

if sainz actually win it ill just y e e t m y t v

[uncut saddle]

Bet

[gloomy helm]

if sainz wins ill do another shoey

[dry sage]

Hamilton penalty pls

[uncut saddle]

Eh

[gloomy helm]

sainz p8 uwu

[ocean rock]

down the pecking order

gj mclaren

[uncut saddle]

Chaos

[ocean rock]

latifi points

bruh

[uncut saddle]

[ocean rock]

itll be a big fucking bruh moment if latifi actually can hold that P7

[uncut saddle]

P8 already

[dry sage]

Lec's coming.

[uncut saddle]

Ew

[dry sage]

Rai's behind tho.

[ocean rock]

if renault is actually stronger than ferrari itll be easy to be back in top 5

[uncut saddle]

Time for sbinnala

OH SHIT

Jesus christ I gotta stop

[dry sage]

WOAH

Shit.

[uncut saddle]

Holy fuck

[dry sage]

Red Flag incoming.

[uncut saddle]

That was a big one

He good

[dry sage]

Is he coming out tho?

[gloomy helm]

noo

[uncut saddle]

Ye

[ocean rock]

ferrari 22-0

[gloomy helm]

hopefully leclerc is fine

[dry sage]

He seems to be.

[ocean rock]

right off parabolica

jeez

[gloomy helm]

moving about

[dry sage]

The fuck happened though?

[ocean rock]

he is

[uncut saddle]

Too hard on the gas

Too early

Spun

And off he went

[gloomy helm]

didnt look like a spin tbh

[ocean rock]

red flag? thats a lot of tyres dislodged

[uncut saddle]

Just a quick slide

[gloomy helm]

oh yea

[uncut saddle]

Giovinazzi penalty

[dry sage]

Gio gets a penalty.

Bruh.

[uncut saddle]

Where ham

[dry sage]

Fucking protest.

[uncut saddle]

And there's the red flag

[dry sage]

?

[ocean rock]

expected

[dry sage]

Woah.

[ocean rock]

lemme restart my stream, see if i can get a lesser extent of delay.

[uncut saddle]

But Grosjean is still in the race!

[dry sage]

So the race will continue soon.

Right?

[uncut saddle]

Probably

No eta

[umbral dune]

Kimi must podium

[ocean rock]

inb4 race stopped magically

[umbral dune]

I foresee it

[uncut saddle]

Kimi podium would be legendary

[umbral dune]

Literally promoted from Ferrari to Alfa

[dry sage]

Max P1 somehow would be legendary.

Getting back towards #1.

[uncut saddle]

Max p1 would be too good

[umbral dune]

Hamilton banned from rest of season

[ocean rock]

if kimi actually get podium ill be sleeping naked no blanket

:nocap:

[uncut saddle]

Hamilton banned from rest of season
Yes!

[umbral dune]

Mercedes explodes

[strong rapids]

if kimi actually get podium ill be sleeping naked no blanket
@ocean rock I wanna see that

[ocean rock]

well pray hard as fuck then

[dry sage]

Still wishing for some master detective to expose AMG for cheating.

Imagine that, all of Schumacher's records remaining.

[umbral dune]

Kimi kimi Kimi Kimi Kimi

[ocean rock]

real deep on the cell.

[gloomy helm]

tf

[uncut saddle]

Leclerc was just too enthusiastic

[gloomy helm]

that car was swinging bad

[ocean rock]

if its 1999 itll be a broken leg for leclerc

[umbral dune]

Alfa has a better Ferrari than Ferrari

[strong rapids]

Kimi show us tonight

[uncut saddle]

[ocean rock]

hes basically on near terminal velocity there

[uncut saddle]

HAM PENALTY

10 sec stop and go

[strong rapids]

RAI in 4th

[umbral dune]

Group prayer for Kimi podium

YESSSSSS

[uncut saddle]

1. Kimi
2. Lando
3. Max

Make it happen

[strong rapids]

Daniel, instead of lando

[ocean rock]

IF ITS MCLAREN 1-2 ILL JUST YEET THIS PC OFF

[gloomy helm]

WHAT DID I SAY

[uncut saddle]

Nah lando earned it

Daniel can podium next race

[gloomy helm]

10 sec stop go?
@gloomy helm dab dab dab

[strong rapids]

I literally have no where to watch F1

Just seeing the Delta times

[gloomy helm]

i can stream it with shit fps

[strong rapids]

And real time timings

[umbral dune]

Just go to Italy nerd

[strong rapids]

On F1 app

[uncut saddle]

Lando under investigation

[ocean rock]

what if stroll got his first win

just

[uncut saddle]

[strong rapids]

Just go to Italy nerd
@umbral dune you paying?

[umbral dune]

Fuck stroll

[uncut saddle]

Yes

[ocean rock]

idk what the fuck to say if stroll actually win this race

[umbral dune]

No

[ocean rock]

i actually dont know what to say.

[uncut saddle]

Just collectively say no

[strong rapids]

I literally haven't seen him on podiums

Ever

[umbral dune]

Stroll is baby rich boy

Daddy but me F1 team

[strong rapids]

"Lancelot"

[umbral dune]

Buy*

[uncut saddle]

Stroll certainly has grown already

But he's not podium material

[umbral dune]

Kimi deserves it

The reigning Ferrari champion btw

[uncut saddle]

Bwoah

[ocean rock]

do you guys think lando's laughter is very... femme?

like the higher pitch

[uncut saddle]

Yes

His streams are fun tho

[strong rapids]

Wait wait

[umbral dune]

Lando is the strangest F1 personality

[ocean rock]

Hot take: Lando have the upper hand compared to other driver on transitioning.

[strong rapids]

I didn't thought you guys were serious

[ocean rock]

[uncut saddle]

About what?

[strong rapids]

But stroll is in 2nd

About stroll winning

[umbral dune]

Stroll will be in first

Hamilton penalty

[strong rapids]

[ocean rock]

pierre P2 again

[uncut saddle]

Stroll can get big stick up ass

[strong rapids]

All drivers dnf please

Except seb and kimi

[umbral dune]

Stroll incident 🙏🙏🙏

[ocean rock]

seb is out

[uncut saddle]

Lmao seb is out already

[strong rapids]

Oh right

[umbral dune]

Kimi p1

😎😎😎🏎🏎🏎😎😎😎

[uncut saddle]

Sounds good

[ocean rock]

sidepod swap

[strong rapids]

Ham lose please

Ik he got 10 sec

[uncut saddle]

Hamilton will just switch to settings #1

Super overdrive extra gear mode

[strong rapids]

[uncut saddle]

Mercedes always seems to get some extra power from who knows where

[ocean rock]

Samba mode iroh

Samba mode

[umbral dune]

Ham on his way to tell the FIA how he should be given the win now

[uncut saddle]

[strong rapids]

[ocean rock]

Is that lewis psychologist or

[uncut saddle]

Yes

[ocean rock]

Ah yeah

[uncut saddle]

He isn't accustomed to penalties

[ocean rock]

I recognized her from the white blonde mix

[uncut saddle]

So he needs a 1v1 with his psychologist now

[ocean rock]

I think thats really his habit on red flag

Talk with the team and his doc

[uncut saddle]

Restart in 10 minutes

[strong rapids]

"SESSION WILL RESTART AT 16:20"

[uncut saddle]

Yes

[umbral dune]

I blame Merc for the penalty

[strong rapids]

Tf does that mean

[uncut saddle]

Which is in 10 minutes

16:20 aka 4:20 PM

[strong rapids]

420

Hmmkay

[umbral dune]

Those signs are hard to see when that's not where your eye line is

[strong rapids]

[uncut saddle]

Lmao ham just scooting around

[umbral dune]

How much would a F1 used scooter cost

[uncut saddle]

2 kidneys

[strong rapids]

"I believe we will get a penalty"

[uncut saddle]

And so they did

[umbral dune]

Merc strategy

[ocean rock]

The actual scooter is actually just a xiaomi smart scooter

A XIAOMI.

[gloomy helm]

hmm

kinda stoopid

[umbral dune]

No I want seb's scooter

[ocean rock]

Ah seb is custom yeah

I forgot the manufacturer on that

[umbral dune]

Like his specifically

Not just the model

[uncut saddle]

I wanna see kimi scooting around

[umbral dune]

Bwoah

[strong rapids]

Merc reporting damage bruh

[gloomy helm]

@umbral dune this?

[ocean rock]

No the razor scooter

Not his vespa

[strong rapids]

Seb!!!

[umbral dune]

No the foot scooter

I want a scooter I can spin out in

[ocean rock]

@uncut saddle

[uncut saddle]

[ocean rock]

Gotta repost.

[uncut saddle]

Looks like they're going for a proper restart

[strong rapids]

Oh nice

Doug score- 0/9000

[dry sage]

This is a 2020 Ferrari SF1000 Formula One car... and it is undoubtedly, the 'worst' piece of shit on the grid. It drives... like pasta, like soft, squishy, moldy pasta. It's just 'that' bad.

[strong rapids]

Well said

[umbral dune]

Quirks and features

[strong rapids]

Quirks- slowest F1 features- brake failure

[dry sage]

I will not show you the engine, because... it's a GP2 engine.

[uncut saddle]

Fia: no communications during rolling lap

[dry sage]

Mmmm yes, 2016 flashbacks.

[ocean rock]

I wished we raced at suzuka

[median basalt]

Ferrari is so embarrassing right now, good thing they make good road cars at least

[uncut saddle]

I wish we could've had Zandvoort this year

[ocean rock]

Actually, it wouldve been perfect here

[umbral dune]

"stroll, Kimi is faster than you can you confirm you understand"

[ocean rock]

Just leclerc saying "F2 engine, F2"

"AAAA!"

[uncut saddle]

Stroll needs to go

[umbral dune]

Into a barrier

[ocean rock]

No, keep him in the points, just not podium

[uncut saddle]

Fair enough

[umbral dune]

Kimi better podium

[uncut saddle]

Kimi gonna fall back after turn 1

[ocean rock]

For how much yall wanna hate stroll i want them to bag points so they get P4 on WCC

[umbral dune]

If he does r/formula1 will go fucking crazy

[dry sage]

I dunno why, but for some reason Zandvoort reminds me of a certain video game track.

[vocal tide]

I'd like Stroll to win

[dry sage]

Even if there is... no correlation.

[vocal tide]

Just to shut up the haters

[uncut saddle]

I'd like Stroll to win
Ew

[umbral dune]

Stroll is not a racing driver

[uncut saddle]

He needs more experience still

[dry sage]

Turn 1?

[umbral dune]

Who will wreck this opening lap

Guess

[uncut saddle]

Grosjean

[umbral dune]

That's a given

Hahahaahha

[uncut saddle]

GO KIMI

[umbral dune]

Fuck you stroll

[dry sage]

rip Stroll

Kimi 3rd

[umbral dune]

YEESEESSSSS

[uncut saddle]

Kimi 3

[dry sage]

Honestly, give Kimi a final season in a good team.

[uncut saddle]

Kimi 2

Ham pit

[strong rapids]

Kimi podium

!!!!!!!!

[umbral dune]

YESSSSASSSAA

[strong rapids]

https://youtu.be/cMQaaZm27rE

I can only watch this

[umbral dune]

Second

AAAAAA

[dry sage]

Gasly 1st. lolol

[uncut saddle]

You have us @strong rapids

[vocal tide]

Nevermind

[ocean rock]

@strong rapids watch autosport text report

[dry sage]

Not for long tho

[ocean rock]

Its actually very up to date

[umbral dune]

Holy shit

Kimi could win

[vocal tide]

Can someone mute me for baiting

[uncut saddle]

Why is max under investigation?

No

[dry sage]

Turn 1 incident.

[ocean rock]

YOTOOYYOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYOYYOY

[dry sage]

Something something with Perez.

[ocean rock]

GASLY P1

[strong rapids]

HAAM LAST

[uncut saddle]

sigh

[strong rapids]

F u ham

[ocean rock]

ALPHA TAURI LEAD ITALIAN GP AGAIN

[umbral dune]

Gasly please fuck up

Kimi must win

[ocean rock]

12 YEARS AFTER

[strong rapids]

KIMI

Kimi

Kimi

Win

Win

[dry sage]

F1 is fun rn.

[umbral dune]

Sweep the leg Kimi

[dry sage]

Hamilton Radio?

[ocean rock]

Im fucking sobbing hard

Pleaseletgaslywin

Pleaseletgaslywin

[uncut saddle]

Just informing ham about the current gap @dry sage

[ocean rock]

Pleaseletgaslywin

Pleaseletgaslywin

[dry sage]

ah

Claire, pls stop.

[strong rapids]

Gio has to stop still

[uncut saddle]

No spam pls

[ocean rock]

Im actually anxious

[uncut saddle]

I'll still mute you

[ocean rock]

Bruh imagine if gasly take the win

Dem sack be lookin good for marko

[strong rapids]

Sainz 3rd

[umbral dune]

Max died

[uncut saddle]

Max out

[ocean rock]

Yall jokin?

[strong rapids]

We getting new faces finally

[uncut saddle]

Nah

[dry sage]

WHAT

[strong rapids]

In podium

[uncut saddle]

He out

[dry sage]

Nooooo

[umbral dune]

Merc signs Kimi

[strong rapids]

Nah

I hate merc

Verstappen retired

[ocean rock]

HAM-BOT is def gon be there till HAM got their 8th title

[uncut saddle]

Ham bot is just too strong still

[strong rapids]

RAI 2 SEC BEHIND

[ocean rock]

Its like MSC-BAR all over again

[umbral dune]

Everyone needs to work together to give Kimi p1

[uncut saddle]

Ham 1,5 sec faster than Albon

Jesus

Kimi is catching up to Gasly!

Nvm

[umbral dune]

Kinda

[ocean rock]

Marko seein gasly leading and albon P14: DAMN BRO DAT SACK BE LOOKIN HELLA THICC

[umbral dune]

Inb4 gasly brake failure

[uncut saddle]

[umbral dune]

NOOOOOO

[dry sage]

Rai is shaking a bit.

[uncut saddle]

[umbral dune]

ok it's still podium

Nbd

[strong rapids]

Nooooo

RAI 3rd

Ffs

[uncut saddle]

There is still hope

[umbral dune]

Fuck stroll

Kimi kill him

[ocean rock]

Is stroll hot enough pace wise?

Smells like it

[uncut saddle]

Gasly is flying

[umbral dune]

Death move death move death move

[uncut saddle]

Stroll 3

[umbral dune]

NOOOOOO

[ocean rock]

N i c e

See

Lester agrees

[uncut saddle]

Bottas still 6

[ocean rock]

[uncut saddle]

Bottas is not going anywhere

[umbral dune]

KIMI KILL HIM

[ocean rock]

Iroh, please say itll be williams 1-2 on mugello

[uncut saddle]

Eh

[umbral dune]

Hass 1-2

[uncut saddle]

I'd rather see McLaren

[umbral dune]

NOOOOO

[uncut saddle]

Kimi 5

[umbral dune]

Kimi plz

[uncut saddle]

Bwoah

[ocean rock]

[umbral dune]

Dear God

Make lando hit stroll

[ocean rock]

2 sec

[uncut saddle]

Make stroll hit sainz

[umbral dune]

4 car pile up

[uncut saddle]

Yes!

Nah

[umbral dune]

Kimi dodges it

It hits Hamilton

[uncut saddle]

Lando deserves podium

[umbral dune]

Exposes cheating

[ocean rock]

If albon actually gets demoted ill just

[strong rapids]

Gasly is probably really wet

[ocean rock]