gta-media

[dusky timber]

it's 69 grand

[unreal aspen]

then show

why is my "hmmmm" emoji different than yours

[dusky timber]

[unreal aspen]

what was going on in the chat that you needed to censor it

but $69,000k cocaine sell

not even worth flying the plane for

[dusky timber]

i was halping

[unreal aspen]

oh

makes more sense

[dusky timber]

i get 900 grand for my own coco sales

[unreal aspen]

[unreal aspen]

@lethal birch #memes-and-shitposting

also, you sure thats not you?

[remote oar]

Dad?

[unreal aspen]

seems like someone is mad over nothing

@lethal birch what exactly is the reason for this toxicity

i never said that, but even if i do what exactly is wrong with grinding?

using gay as an insult in 2020

nothing wrong with being gay however

[austere cosmos]

[unreal aspen]

what's wrong with it?

[austere cosmos]

You have something against homosexuals, lad?

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

Mods twist and bounce this fool

[smoky plover]

@lethal birch you want to calm down there?

[unreal aspen]

[austere cosmos]

[lethal birch]

He about to end up like that MK2 dude

[austere cosmos]

[unreal aspen]

ok reaver its time

[austere cosmos]

Cool, I'm gay now

[lethal birch]

I’m Australian

[smoky plover]

!mute 756656562772115528 3h Toxicity and disrespect

[unreal aspen]

Your going to hell
@lethal birch like you aren't

[golden harness]

Muted ITZomer#5322 for 3 hours (Case #77320) (user notified with a direct message)

[lethal birch]

His last words

Had an error

[austere cosmos]

[unreal aspen]

is that pro as your pfp? @lethal birch

no just asking

[austere cosmos]

Anyone down to for 5 bucks in the pot that the guy leaves the server and rejoins to try and bypass the mute?

[lethal birch]

@austere cosmos down

Let’s do nitro instead

[austere cosmos]

No thanks

[lethal birch]

Scared

[unreal aspen]

pen begging for nitro again

[austere cosmos]

[lethal birch]

I have nitro

Just that it’s a gift

[austere cosmos]

[unreal aspen]

then why would you need more

[lethal birch]

I’ll show proof

Cuz I want 2

[unreal aspen]

@lethal birch

no nitro

[austere cosmos]

No thanks

[smoky plover]

you might want to scroll through the chats again then

[austere cosmos]

Still want them to get unmuted?

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch rules man

It’s all about rules

[unreal aspen]

why can't we react in this channel

!shitposting @lethal birch

[golden harness]

@lethal birch Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @unreal aspen

[unreal aspen]

[austere cosmos]

[smoky plover]

#memes-and-shitposting please go there

[unreal aspen]

their experience in moderation

[smoky plover]

jr mods are a moderator that just got promoted

[austere cosmos]

[smoky plover]

technically jr mods can have a good experience in moderating, though not in this server

thanks

[unreal aspen]

jr mods are a moderator that just got promoted
so its basically just your experience in moderating this server

[deft panther]

@lethal birch you pinged the wrong one

Yeah I changed

You the imposter

Alright

Yes

Going back to being osam

Osama

[unreal aspen]

👌

for different reasons

ask the mods, not me

[lethal birch]

[deft panther]

#FreeOmer

Why do I have PS4 role if I don’t even own one

Where do I change ?

Same

Oh that’s the mod

Alright 1 sec

@unreal aspen why I have PS4 role when I don’t even have a console ?

[unreal aspen]

why are you asking me that

[deft panther]

Aren’t you a mod ?

[unreal aspen]

god damnit

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

im gonna stop nitro boosting to make people stop thinking im a mod

ffs

[deft panther]

So are you a mod or not ?

[lethal birch]

lmao

[south lotus]

no they're not.

[lethal birch]

he’s not

[south lotus]

mods have blue names. light blue

[deft panther]

Alright

Like mines ?

Doesn’t it mean PS4?

[south lotus]

blue is ps4

LIGHT blue is mod

[smoky plover]

lets keep this chat #gta-media topic shall we

[deft panther]

I don’t know who gave me this role because I’m not a console player

[south lotus]

that colour = mod

[deft panther]

Is it ?

[south lotus]

anyways gta related

[deft panther]

Huh

Im confused

Oh and this ain’t general ?

🥴

[smoky plover]

it isn't

[deft panther]

Oh

Im just looking for the pc role , don’t know how I got the PS4 tbh

[smoky plover]

type !join pc, then !leave playstation

[deft panther]

Uh okay

Oh it’s a bot

Thanks anyways 👍

[solar summit]

and i thought that those things only happened to me

[boreal rune]

bruh wtf is happening

[pallid echo]

Omg

It's a black hole

RUN

Probably a modder though

[boreal rune]

some crazy stuff happening to me ngl

noup

no modders

private session

[solar summit]

[boreal rune]

me and my 2 friends

no modders among them

[solar summit]

that happens in any session

even when no modders are involved

[pallid echo]

Then u guys are becoming Sauron or some shit from Lord of the Rings

That is just plain sorcery in GTA

Would be cool if cockstar made an event like that to find a witch or smth on Halloween

Are they testing that?

[boreal rune]

idk but something weird happening

[pallid echo]

Only PC then, never ever seen it happen on console

[boreal rune]

i finished doomsday heist with my 2 friends and went to sandy from los santos and sky just changed out of no where

i wasnt the only one seeing it either

my friend saw that too

crazy stuff

beautiful af tho

[pallid echo]

Sorcery in gta confirmed, now the black sun will fight the white sun to demand black rights to appear during the day

[boreal rune]

it was weird it was changing like that then for few minutes it became normal then this happened again

then my game crashed minutes later

[pallid echo]

[boreal rune]

demons in gta5 confirmed

its aliens

they coming from that black hole

its portal to a new universe

[pallid echo]

Demons, aliens, sorcerers

[boreal rune]

universe of gta6

[pallid echo]

XD

Back to the future, fly a deluxo there

[boreal rune]

goes through portal...total darkness....suddenly...."hey youre finally awake"

skyrim intro starts playin

[wanton flame]

@boreal rune That's a broken weather type that doesn't naturally occur in the game to my knowledge

So only a modder could have changed it

[boreal rune]

but theres only us 3 in a private lobby

[wanton flame]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[boreal rune]

we left a mission

spawned

[wanton flame]

Well like I've said, I've never seen it naturally occur

[boreal rune]

weather was dark and getting darker then when we arrived to sandy it turned green

[wanton flame]

Yeah it changes colors depending on your location

Some places it can be green

[boreal rune]

ik it wasnt friends cuz one left to fridge other was marking waypoint to his cocaine thingy and i was driving

and they were just as excited and surprised as i was

[lethal birch]

Double trouble

[lilac grotto]

[lethal birch]

Me being an asshole

[storm mica]

good

shit

ur not jet bombing correctly tho

[lethal birch]

Don’t care

Just want to showcase my assholeness

Not like they can fight back anyways

[storm mica]

lol

[austere birch]

I remember being a boy

[storm mica]

r u a girl now or what

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/pooh-thug-life-gta-gif-9968403

[south lotus]

that's a lot of cash lol

[hollow dust]

balanced as all things should be

[chilly tulip]

*you're

The great thing about being in a public chat.
You don't have to.

Okay

[severe garnet]

[sterile star]

Ok than

[lethal birch]

remember, if you have nothing to live for then either become a discord mod or go around bragging about your KD. because you're both pathetic. 😂

[hardy cedar]

that is disgusting

[severe garnet]

Top tier grinding

[dusky timber]

big money

[wooden garnet]

That is almost equal to five hours of DCH grinding

Ultimate Stonks

[jaunty veldt]

got bored and messed around thought this was cool

https://imgur.com/a/SsWsJJP

[paper gate]

Why is this not known amongst the community???

It's been in the game since release

[hollow dust]

couldn't you just weapon wheel?

[lethal birch]

ive done that. although on the zhaba there is no entry cutscene and sometimes not even on the way out 😛

[jaunty veldt]

pt 1 of toki fighting civilians

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch > remember, if you have nothing to live for then either become a discord mod or go around bragging about your KD. because you're both pathetic. 😂
@lethal birch
Nah, it's just a hobby bro.

[storm laurel]

i mean tbh i don't think it shows your life as better by flexing how doing this or that on a server is considered pathetic.. let people live their lives the way they wanna live em.

[lethal birch]

Yea fr lol

Idk why the gta community hates "griefers" so much. Just git gud and learn pvp.

They hate griefers because they want to grind without getting blown up every 2 seconds

Plus you barely get paid if you grief sales and stuff

People like you are another reason why gta sucks

@lethal birch but the game encourages other players in the lobby to blow it up. That's just the duty of the heros of los santos when those evil grinders are selling drugs, guns, and stolen cars.

It encourages people but its stupid

You get like 10k for destroying hours of someones work

But like why would you sell in a public lobby infested with other people?

Just sell in a solo lol

Thats what people do because of griefers

Lel

I doubt griefers woukd like if someone destroyed their hard work and possible profits

[storm laurel]

As painful as it is to lose cargo, it isn't gta if that doesn't happen.

[lethal birch]

I mean, casino heist is 100 percent better than silly cargo.

Welllll

[jaunty veldt]

I doubt griefers woukd like if someone destroyed their hard work and possible profits
@lethal birch woulda blame myself for being stupid enough to let griefers destroy my cargo

[lethal birch]

Same

Thats why people become griefers

Good

They get their stuff destroyed constantly, get angry and start taking it out on others

The griefer process

That's how me and my friends became griefers lmao

That and we already had over 100 mil

Finally wanted to use my toys for good.

By being an asshole

Theres other ways to enjoy your purchases

Ight, enlighten me on how to "enjoy my purchases"

Use them and not blow up people, do missions, do pvp with your friends..

Missions are boring and literally give you pennies

PvP with my friends I do alot tho

You can do ceo missions

With your army of toys its certainly easy

Oh, I already do CEO work so I don't pay insurance or get badsport points

Of course

😈

Bruh everyone can play however they want. Leave it

Some ways are not worth it is my point

But fine go destroy people arguing wont change griefers anyway

I'd say destroying cargo is worth it because you get 2k, RP, and ammo

They enjoy so let em be

What you get < What they get for selling

Anyway im done arguing

@lethal birch my GT is llllllll- and my crew is JETX so beware goodbye now. It wus fun

Wow im so intimidated by your crew ive never heard of now bye

But this keeping los santos safe is bullshit y’all killing innocent civilians

Everybody does that at some point

Ive probably killed hundreds just by driving around or with stray bullets

[kindred oracle]

i joined a heist, and this happened

[lethal birch]

@kindred oracle no money 4 u. Buy a sharkcard

[dapper goblet]

:)

[chilly tulip]

**Reminder: ** Destroying cargo and product in GTA Online isn’t considered “griefing”, it’s just a normal part of gameplay.

You’re also not entitled to a conflict-free delivery in a public session. If you value your sale as much as you make it seem like you do, you would do more to protect it.

[lethal birch]

@chilly tulip preach 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[gloomy bane]

not this again

[lean basin]

rival cartel on an orbital observer, I like that

hmm

[gloomy bane]

this 'griefer' argument has been going on for a very long time

[lean basin]

griefing is griefing, not "cargo destroying"

[gloomy bane]

ik

[lean basin]

if it's "annoying" then it is

[gloomy bane]

nvr said cargo destroying is griefing

[chilly tulip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9N5lZodH4

0:07 - "Just what you do in that world is up to you."
1:03 - "Having fun and getting into trouble. You can run around on your own making friends and enemies"
2:44 - "Grand Theft Auto Online brings the freedom of the Grand Theft Auto experience to multiple players in a dynamic shared world."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t2mi19DcmE

0:20 - "Disrupt Rival Supply Chains"

[chilly tulip]

Nice, finally hit $1.6B!
Now to hit $1.7B.

And Rank 1700.

[severe garnet]

Nice!

[sturdy current]

Hello little crate!

Nothing bad ever happened

Definitely

[wooden garnet]

[chilly tulip]

smh

Shoot it.

[wooden garnet]

Imagine not orbing crates

Even if it's a single crate floating in the ocean

[sturdy current]

Oh no it was dead 30 mins ago

[wooden garnet]

Nuke it to ded

[sturdy current]

It was 3 crate drop

And I wasn't near my facility at all

[chilly tulip]

Excellent. Doing your part to keep the streets of Los Santos clean!

[sturdy current]

Yis

I also dogfighted an MC sale dodo plane against my Lazer, but didn't get a clip/pic lol

[sturdy current]

Steve out here flexin

[jaunty veldt]

https://imgur.com/a/gI8M2Xj

i gave him a chance :/

[lethal birch]

@chilly tulip good job steve

Stfu

U

[opal plaza]

snipir

[lethal birch]

Shut up mors

[unreal aspen]

Stfu
@lethal birch how was your toxicity mute

[lethal birch]

???

Stfu bitch

[unreal aspen]

i think you're ready for your next one as well

[brittle tundra]

Hacks or really bad lag

Can someone tell what the fuck is going on

never seen lag help someone lmao

[lethal birch]

lag xd

a lot of ping

[unreal aspen]

just a lag switch most likely

[brittle tundra]

what’s that

[unreal aspen]

you can't hack on console anyway

a switch that makes your internet dogshit @brittle tundra

[lethal birch]

bro what i can do if i show a hacker

[brittle tundra]

I thought ps u can

[lethal birch]

see

[brittle tundra]

ps4 modder s are kinda common

[unreal aspen]

well i guess there are some ways, but that would jailbreak your ps4

[brittle tundra]

oh

[unreal aspen]

and its most likely just a modded account

[brittle tundra]

yea

[unreal aspen]

those are pretty common

[brittle tundra]

I met someone who sold like a gta modded acc for like 2k

like deadass

he sent me the payouts and shit

[lethal birch]

why my game takes like 20min to load

[brittle tundra]

Gta doesn’t run well on pc

Lots of problems

[unreal aspen]

depends on your pc specs @lethal birch

[brittle tundra]

Plus gta in general takes awhile to load

[unreal aspen]

although i have noticed, gta on pc generally takes longer to load than console

[lethal birch]

i have rx5600xt

and ryzen3500x

[unreal aspen]

what gpu

[lethal birch]

rx5600xt

[unreal aspen]

ok

seems like it would run gta decently

so its just the pc loading times

[lethal birch]

im very goo in gta 2 years playing and 120fps

but 20min charging

[unreal aspen]

unfortunately we just have to deal with these loading times, although next gen consoles are expected to load gta in around 1 minute

which if you ask my is insane

[lethal birch]

xd

look at my instalation cars

how can i dance?

[unreal aspen]

caps lock

[lethal birch]

wdym

WHEN I PUT CAPS LOCK ANYTHING HAPPENDS

[severe garnet]

You need to assign a dance first

[lethal birch]

wdym

how

[severe garnet]

Interaction menu -> style

Then scroll down

[lethal birch]

how i acces interaction menu

[severe garnet]

M

[lethal birch]

thanks

[molten veldt]

he plays the game for "2 years" and doesnt know how to open up the interaction menu

[lethal birch]

he plays the game for "2 years" and doesnt know how to open up the interaction menu
@molten veldt I PLAYED IN PS4 XD

[steep osprey]

Just a few pictures I took

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

@solid granite

[unreal aspen]

earrape

[solid granite]

om

[lethal birch]

Noooo

[wooden garnet]

Hmm

[lethal birch]

You have your volume too high smh

[unreal aspen]

it was on 8

its earrape

[solid granite]

i had it at 21%

[lethal birch]

Oh lmao

Mine was at 1

[unreal aspen]

because you were deep throating your mic while saying that

[lethal birch]

That's not me lmao

[unreal aspen]

i think you know that it was earrape

[lethal birch]

Nah

That's not me lol

[patent lagoon]

Accidentally clipped a wall during a mission. Lost a box of supplies thanks to this.

[proper grove]

welcome to hell

[unreal aspen]

aka welcome to gta online in 2020

[pallid echo]

Leak from 4chan, take it with a grain of salt

[unreal aspen]

will take it with less than a grain of salt

[glass mortar]

lmao 4chan cmon now

[unreal aspen]

4chan

why would you ever believe anything on there

[chilly tulip]

Ah, the North Paleto Bay island.

[proper grove]

man why do people put so much stress it's only a month and half away

and if that is real that sucks

[glass mortar]

it's from 4chan

cmon now

it's bound to be fake

any goon can replicate the gta map

[unreal aspen]

Anyone can just make a squiggly outline of a map, and add some stuff inside

[storm mica]

yes

[gilded linden]

I mean making map concepts is fine, the problem is when people pass it off as leaks

[severe garnet]

omg new map????

[gilded linden]

I like this map concept

[pallid echo]

I don't use 4chan, but someone sent me that saying it was from there, that's why I'd be careful in believing in it too

[glass mortar]

i'd be expecting a bit more than just that if im being honest @gilded linden

[vital dawn]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

@wheat kelp

[storm mica]

Agree

[proper grove]

throwing a city under the big city is lame

[woven meadow]

is that poop water?

[lethal birch]

how come my game wont run

what does this mean

anyone?

[robust verge]

Perhaps someone in #gta-tech-support can help @lethal birch

[solar summit]

Fuck the Batman, I'm gonna steal some millions from Diamond casino Hotel

[lethal birch]

Thank you for your consideration

[heady pulsar]

anybody need help getting tron legs, rebreather with helm, or Oxygen tube form air suit?

[chilly tulip]

How to get mod:
Step 1. Don’t post shit like that.

[lethal birch]

Now I will punish you

[sleek sandal]

Why do gta characters move so much in bed?

[heady pulsar]

https://youtu.be/kgJBzP_5ro8

[lethal birch]

@sleek sandal the question is why tf you lying in bed on gta

[sleek sandal]

Because not everyone likes blowing up random players and causing chaos

[pallid echo]

throwing a city under the big city is lame
@proper grove true, if anywhere it must be in the North

[proper grove]

I'd like more reason to go north other than grindy long drives

like if there was a big city that's more considerable the drive would be nice

but the more north you go it just gets deader and deader lol

[sleek sandal]

We need a gta with a map as big as the crew 2’s map

[proper grove]

Personally I want 5 to be more fleshed out, maybe a little more like SA

I don't care for a giant map if a lot of it is going to me more mountains and dirt roads that lead to dead towns

never played crew 2 but I know it's massive

[sleek sandal]

I just want a gta with a big map that allows us to buy mansions

[storm mica]

[wintry flax]

ty!

[heady pulsar]

https://youtu.be/kgJBzP_5ro8

[slate granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqQgIz3iOyo

[gray shard]

lol one hack me and i use mk2

[gray shard]

this how its look

what a no life moders

[worthy token]

more

komu jede pele

[storm mica]

another job well done

[lethal birch]

I EWO before i even spawn Lzzzzz up on everyone son

[unreal aspen]

never seen a more bait-like message before

[hoary rune]

[storm mica]

bruh kiddions

[quiet merlin]

🧏‍♂️ naming mod menus

[unreal aspen]

wait i thought naming sp mod menus were allowed

[scenic forum]

“Don't let anyone think your a green horn.”

[storm mica]

huh

[scenic forum]

“Don't let anyone think your a green horn.”

[storm mica]

ok

[scenic forum]

how do i find car meets guys?

[storm mica]

#pc-l｜other-lfg

[scenic forum]

ok thanks

[lament prairie]

Hello

Any modders on here trying to give me some money

[lethal birch]

Any modders on here trying to give me some money
@lament prairie there is a good mod

called working for it

[chilly tulip]

@shadow wyvern No mod menu names allowed.
Delete or

[paper gate]

LMAO it took 7 players to take out my crew member & I in a SYG with them having 3 tanks and 1 deluxo

In the end, we lost with 3min left and my KD going up 😁

[lethal birch]

Boom!

[storm mica]

my man delivering air-feight cargo in a titan lmfao

[proper grove]

[chilly tulip]

Keeping the streets of Los Santos drug, weapon and contraband-free 👍

[lethal birch]

I just ruined a

[chilly tulip]

💥

[storm mica]

illegal business go boom boom

[keen oar]

Gta 6

[lethal birch]

What tf was this dude doing lmao

[wooden garnet]

Idiots

[paper gate]

She won't sell me it 😢

Look who's sleeping on the job 😉

[gray shard]

lol

[agile wedge]

True professionals

[storm mica]

huh?

the trip n fall tho

[severe garnet]

Trip and fall x2

[storm mica]

pls don't tell me u didn't get daily x2 and also missed elite

[agile wedge]

I always skip daily to lazy for that

And yh we got elite

[proper grove]

ahahaha the double fall

[woeful knot]

@brittle ember @wary temple @sacred jasper

[teal python]

AYO SOME ONE HELP MY ASS WITH A SET UP NEED 2

PLS

[tardy stone]

@teal python Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-xb｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg
Requested by: @woeful knot

[wary temple]

@woeful knot smh clipping blue hell

[woeful knot]

XD

[wary temple]

Whats this 2013

XD

[woeful knot]

Lul

[pliant dragon]

Ayyo sad gang

Haha im lonely

[lethal birch]

Brrrtttt

[quiet merlin]

[wise aurora]

Daddy's got a new toy

[lethal birch]

ayooo

[storm mica]

Oh boy

[severe garnet]

Thanks rockstar

[wanton flame]

This is so epic guys, now Farxxs doesn't have to be naked anymore 😎

[storm mica]

Epic

[agile wedge]

Dat front flip double kill

[oblique nest]

mesmerizing

+2k just a cherry on top

[storm mica]

Woo nice

[lethal birch]

2k for the 750k you just spent on that shot

Profit 💯

[chilly tulip]

It wasn't about the money. I just wanted the RP.

[storm mica]

Lol

[leaden swift]

30 more gigs until gta is finished downloading 😑

*gigabytes

[lethal birch]

Its 30gb on console too

But when you put the disc in it copies the game so you can play singleplayer or something

[leaden swift]

Well the full thing was 70gb

But I have 30gb more

[lethal birch]

hm

Oh i just looked the full game on ps is 80 gigs

[leaden swift]

Oh

[lethal birch]

Probably the game size including updates

[leaden swift]

I thought it was 20gb until last week 😩

I honesty don't know why

I'm on pc

[lethal birch]

When you download it for the second time on console its only 30gb

[leaden swift]

Oh

Like if you update it?

[storm mica]

Still takes forever im assuming

[leaden swift]

Or like completely download it again

[lethal birch]

If you delete and redownload only 30

Probably because all the updates are already downloaded

[storm mica]

Cache

[lethal birch]

Someone boutta tbone your ferarri

ill update it

[storm mica]

For some reason i never liked the cars that doesnt have liveries applied on them

[lethal birch]

For some reason i never liked the cars that doesnt have liveries applied on them
@storm mica wut why

so far so good

Yeah but what if someone comes from behind 👀

shit

ill watch from across the road

Or you could just not leave your f40 in the middle of the road but suit yourself

my f40 is nicknamed lucifer xD

Fits the red

My dad had a mk1 golf named Killer

nobody will fuck with my lucifer

My dad had a mk1 golf named Killer
@lethal birch damn

It was black

tuned?

Probably not

is it modde?

like the looks

But my mom said it was fun to drive

I doubt its modded or tuned

owh

its a daily then

I think the golf had just come out when he had one

Or was atleast still in production

[lethal birch]

gta sucks any ways look at this new cap i got

[storm mica]

Yankees with no brimmmm

[quiet merlin]

lemme go arooound dis

[lethal birch]

cap

[wanton flame]

[burnt barn]

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch 🧢

[dusky timber]

carrier

[lusty dock]

monke snapmatic

[pallid echo]

Embraer Jet Looks like the luxor in gta
@chilly wadi it does look but it's not even based on it, Shamal/Luxor are based on Learjet 45

[lethal birch]

love to see it

[wanton flame]

[dusky timber]

nice

[severe garnet]

Nice

[sturdy current]

What job got u that?

[glass mortar]

mc sales @sturdy current

[severe garnet]

Mc sales for 69k

[sturdy current]

Oh wait, helpers also get 2x?

That's some nice money ig

[weak swan]

69k for 15 minutes

[pallid echo]

69

[nocturne otter]

lmaoo just killed a lv 238 and he said'fight me' , so I fought him , he ragequitted lmaoo

[dusky timber]

[lethal birch]

Tryhards, both in looks and personality

[quiet merlin]

[severe garnet]

[main rapids]

i got it for free

and now its saying i cant play it

bc i "dont own it"

[weak swan]

Email epic games

[finite light]

@main rapids And for the future, don't do this.

[main rapids]

ye

[pliant dragon]

Charge your battery my g

[lethal birch]

i got orbed @chilly tulip @runic meteor @glacial magnet

[runic meteor]

The disrespect

[past lion]

Bryony sick and tired of being hung up on

[dusky timber]

fence stronk

[unreal aspen]

wall riding
fence riding

[upbeat finch]

new plate

[unreal aspen]

[upbeat finch]

now i need to get those classic lowrider rims or whatever theyre called

after the 1955 delorean look

[gilded linden]

Red Classic Rods with whitewalls @upbeat finch

They're in lowrider wheels

[upbeat finch]

yep thats what im doing

[unreal aspen]

i like it

pic and the car

[olive dove]

ty

[unreal aspen]

but a little too much motion blur

[olive dove]

hm

could be

well this is not gta online but still gta lol

[lethal birch]

jesus

[olive dove]

wut

[lethal birch]

thats jesus

[olive dove]

oh yes

jesus and his r34 yes

[lethal birch]

fuck

hold on

[olive dove]

[lethal birch]

me tryna have fun in gta like:

[olive dove]

goddamn

[lethal birch]

first time getting orbed

[olive dove]

that s really sad ngl

[lethal birch]

i dont mind

i wanted it

[olive dove]

haha

[burnt umbra]

Lmao

[wooden garnet]

To whoever who thinks I can't be a rich boye

[wise aurora]

only 9M? pfff pocket change in the grand scheme of things

[lethal birch]

Anybody know what car this is from the bumper?

[severe garnet]

Entity

XF

[shadow fjord]

Anyone want to have a carmeet

[lethal birch]

Thank you

[tardy stone]

@shadow fjord Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @severe garnet

[dusky timber]

To whoever who thinks I can't be a rich boye
@wooden garnet rookie numbers

[wooden garnet]

It's big number for me

[unreal aspen]

$9M is big number for me as well

i only have $2M

[gloomy bane]

i only have $1.6M

[unreal aspen]

now that

is poor

[gloomy bane]

ye

[storm laurel]

one of my friends is rank 100 and spends any money they got, lowest I saw them was like $62

[gloomy bane]

damn

[storm mica]

@chilly tulip only resupply

[chilly tulip]

True, but the easy RP was still nice.

[unreal aspen]

one of my friends is rank 100 and spends any money they got, lowest I saw them was like $62
@storm laurel i've gone to $0 before

multiple times sadly

[storm laurel]

yikes

it's pain seeing 5 digits

let alone anything less

[gloomy bane]

its heaven seeing 13

digits

[storm mica]

Fr

[arctic zodiac]

throws grenade while doing wheelie and points middle finger
bye!
drives away

[storm mica]

Lmao

[gloomy bane]

sounds normal considering its gta

[lethal birch]

world gta

[gloomy bane]

gta life

[lethal birch]

you would not understand

[vestal citrus]

!ban @cyan crag NSFW

[golden harness]

Banned Retr0#2635 (Case #77539) (user notified with a direct message)

[gloomy bane]

thats a ban?

[lethal birch]

😆

[gloomy bane]

lol

[lethal birch]

Banned for NSFW?

Wtf it must be bad then 😂

[solar quartz]

og style ban

[shell lintel]

LMAO @peak sinew ;() try messaging @wise anvil 😉

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[lethal birch]

hello there i see you are too smart for me 😋

[unreal aspen]

tbh if i was in that vc i wouldn't be complaining

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[unreal aspen]

@signal oasis #memes-and-shitposting

[lethal birch]

😮

[split sequoia]

:o

woah

[candid bronze]

Can I still do the utility vest and leather jacket glitch?

[storm laurel]

!glitches @candid bronze

[golden harness]

@candid bronze We neither condone nor punish the use of online mods or glitches, unless it's impacting our users in a negative way.
That being said, detailed discussions on how to do or find glitches and online mods are not allowed. This includes mentioning mod menus by name
For more information, see Section 8 & 9 of the Rules of Conduct: https://discordapp.com/terms
Requested by: @storm laurel

[candid bronze]

It's literally a clothing glitch bro

[smoky plover]

its better if you find how to do it on youtube

we don't allow any in depth / how to do a glitches here

[sturdy current]

i guess u got 2 aces but the game only showed u 1 lmao

[abstract cipher]

When u tryna drive around for fun and see this coming ur way

[weak swan]

Pause -> Find new session

[sturdy current]

ghost org, pop chaff

boom boom boom boom

they'll probably accidentally friendly fire

[patent knot]

look, it's a rainbow parade

[wise aurora]

oh noes

[unreal aspen]

level 61 with a 60kd

seems legit

[weak swan]

I have 10.sumthing kd from a glitch on tiktok

[wise aurora]

yup was about to say

[unreal aspen]

level 61 with $14M and 60 kd

seems 100% legit

web browser discord is so

[lethal birch]

The money is glitched

[weak swan]

Bruh

[unreal aspen]

so is the kd

[weak swan]

[wise aurora]

Be me: Be a pacifist in a public lobby, get obliterated, have a 0.6 KD

[sturdy current]

well i mean if he gets a lazer and just farms low lvls, 60kd isnt that hard

[chilly tulip]

Dodgy Player

[lethal birch]

Yeah I got badsport for 16 days

[solar summit]

[turbid flume]

imaging flexing how much of a douche you are

[sturdy current]

well he could do whatever he wants lmao

[turbid flume]

i know he can. doesent mean he's not an asshole though.

[lethal birch]

I'm not an asshole for enjoying the game

[turbid flume]

i guess rapists arent assholes either. just going by your logic 😛

[stoic briar]

That's... possibly the worst comparison you could make

Everyone is free to enjoy the GAME however they please.

[turbid flume]

how so? one person is negativily affected and the other one gets enjoyment out of it.

[stoic briar]

If I have to explain the difference between being killed in a game and rape, you are beyond help, and frankly not worth the time.

[turbid flume]

i never said he couldent. Just pointing out a fact and his buddy got defensive. Just making a similarity by going to an extreme. obviously not the same by any nature.

[wise aurora]

maybe should have compared him to a sadist then

much closer comparison than your rapist one

[zealous saffron]

i guess rapists arent assholes either. just going by your logic 😛
@turbid flume yeah, compare a video game mechanic to a horrific crime. That works

[wise aurora]

being a sadistic ashole ingame is a choice not a mechanic

just fyi

[zealous saffron]

If the game allows you to do it, it's a mechanic

Being an asshole is what you think being an asshole means

[wise aurora]

the game also allows you to kill yourself but you only choose to do so if you want to. so it's entirely a psychological decision wether you use it or not just like killing ppl for "fun". I guess that's just how some ppl's brains are wired and we can't blame them for it. That's why I play invite only cuz I don't like killing or being klled randomly.

[lethal birch]

This Lazer pilot tried to kill me for ruinimg carg

[wise aurora]

fighting fire with fire 👌

[sturdy current]

that aim for the first few seconds tho

after u hit 2 shots u just potatoed lmao

[lethal birch]

It has a longer range the Hydra/Lazer

I was trying to predict his circling lol

He was trying to dodge both my rockets and me

[wise aurora]

machineguns are more effective in a dogfight situation imo , especially if the rockets aren't fast or don't track good enough

[lethal birch]

The rockets are a set up

He was trying to move out of my line of sight

[wise aurora]

oh the psychological warfare. NICE

[sturdy current]

rockets are just to make him go circle circle, if u dont circle u get blown up, if u circle u get shot, so yea

[lethal birch]

Yeah

He wss trying to be sneaky is while I missed my initial shots

i guess rapists arent assholes either. just going by your logic 😛
@turbid flume wtf is wrong with you

[turbid flume]

alright it was a bad example. sorry. you know what im trying to say

[lethal birch]

very bad example

[turbid flume]

youre right. i shouldent compare it to anything else

[lethal birch]

RPG baby!!

[sturdy current]

those ppl are really stupid

they could've drove on, but noooooooooooooo

they had to stop

literal idiots

[lethal birch]

They took me out the B11 because I didn't see the homing rocket rounds

[sturdy current]

they deserved it

[lethal birch]

I can see MK2 but Homing Rockets so I went back to Chaff

No trail no smoke nothing

[sturdy current]

ur cracked bro

lmao those fortnite kids

im having ptsd

[lethal birch]

I didn't go after them but seeing that made me lol

This is what I mean when the B11 goes super fast when going down

[sturdy current]

steal cash from united states, i did the same! but what's gta?

[hybrid kindle]

Omg guys!

[dusky timber]

dang

[storm mica]

Yo fr

[wooden garnet]

Now that's some quality hot coffee

They got the pictures wrong though

[severe garnet]

Ah yes

grind that coffee

[arctic zodiac]

if i found this store i would steal the coffee grinder

[wooden garnet]

[arctic zodiac]

whether it is a human or an object

[severe garnet]

[wooden garnet]

Good job, comrade

Glory to Los Santos

[storm mica]

Mmm an shipent

This is big pog

[edgy smelt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/157635389840949248/775060378890928138/Gh88PrLwdCBaWLOO.mp4

[lethal birch]

😎

@edgy smelt lmao wtf

[edgy smelt]

So you're telling me you needed 3 shots to even hit a guy in his back at a distance of 50m

And you hit a headshot on a plane ?

[quiet merlin]

oh yeah you're the asthma guy? @lethal birch

[patent knot]

did he just say

saddlegoose

my god

that's a real word

[lethal birch]

@quiet merlin yeah lol

@edgy smelt the funny thing is that's my friend in the starling and I just wanted to scare him with my sniper but that happened lol.

[quiet merlin]

yeah ok

[wooden garnet]

Typical day in the life of a Casino Valet in Los Santos

Nothing to worry about

[quiet merlin]

got stuck in infinite loading but I took this pic

[lament shale]

hey check this

Gorillaz made a music video using GTA V gameplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez4Lwt5-ZM0&t=81s

[wooden garnet]

Wow, what a new and totally not-seen-before video!

I'm sure I'll have fun watching it for the very first time, 'cause I have for sure not watched it a million times before

[dusky timber]

^

[split pulsar]

never seen that in my life

[proper cliff]

https://youtu.be/p2QriI-voxo

[woeful knot]

@proper cliff

@lone pine ^

[lone pine]

Oh no

[woeful knot]

Oh yes

[arctic zodiac]

looks like you tried to teleport with a free mod menu

[lone pine]

You have given me power to reign over this chat with ideas unfathomable to the mere mortal

[woeful knot]

It's on ps4

@arctic zodiac I hooked up to the party bus with airfreight cargobob and started sinking under the map

[arctic zodiac]

too heavy! starts going through the ground

[woeful knot]

lmao

Also @lone pine

[arctic zodiac]

that background tho

[lone pine]

Das a nice car- but how he do the flip tho

[woeful knot]

Lol

[lone pine]

How he handstand like dat

[proper cliff]

wait what's happening with the cargobob

[woeful knot]

That's meee

I hooked up to the party bus with airfreight cargobob and started sinking under the map
@proper cliff

[lone pine]

You're handstanding!?

[woeful knot]

Mhm

[proper cliff]

[lone pine]

Teach me thy ways oh handstand god

[woeful knot]

I left the game and my friends sent me photos of my character having seizures

[lone pine]

Oh no

[woeful knot]

Then after like 3 mins the NPC of me straight up ascended to the heavens

[lone pine]

You have powers no mere man should attain and yet you yeeted a man straight to god

[proper cliff]

sometimes I love gta for its glitches

[lone pine]

It's what still makes me play it

[arctic zodiac]

i like how when you are driving with your friend and they leave they just evacuate the car and start walking on the street with a military helmet

[woeful knot]

^

[lone pine]

Wait can they survive a bullet to the head if they have it on

I need to test that

[woeful knot]

👀

[gloomy bane]

mods

[lethal birch]

This was on Xbox One

[gloomy bane]

how did u get a jet in there?

bruh not sedning

[lethal birch]

Garage glitch

[gloomy bane]

oh

[lethal birch]

It’s patched though

[gloomy bane]

my messages arent sending

discord is down

[lethal birch]

Same

Discord screwing up today

[gloomy bane]

apparently there was a power outage at google

[brittle tundra]

@lethal birch can u use the jet?

or is it just for looks

[lethal birch]

Of course you can use it

[brittle tundra]

really?

i would love to see a clip of u entering the jet and leaving the garage lmao

[wooden garnet]

DCH man, some glitches are just too good

@crystal quiver

Good glitch

[gloomy bane]

how did u do it?

[severe garnet]

Let

Me

Guess

[gloomy bane]

and was this in freemode or during the middle of the heist

[wooden garnet]

[severe garnet]

Disconnected in mantrap and didn’t get a cloud screen?

[gloomy bane]

damn i want that to happen to me

[wooden garnet]

Disconnected in mantrap and didn’t get a cloud screen?
@severe garnet Close

Disconnected while grabbing the loot

[gloomy bane]

oh cool

[wooden garnet]

Weird, but cool

[gloomy bane]

huh

can u make a clip while playing

[wooden garnet]

I was just playing this

This happened not more than ten minutes ago

[gloomy bane]

trapped in the casino

[wooden garnet]

No, I'm outside now.

[gloomy bane]

oh cool

[wooden garnet]

You watch the second clip, I fell down and came back up near the NOOSE HQ

[gloomy bane]

ya

why the noose hq

did rockstar make the dch interior under the noose hq?

or beside it?

[wooden garnet]

The Casino interior is under NOOSE HQ

[gloomy bane]

wow

[wooden garnet]

So is the arcade interior

[gloomy bane]

so when doing hacking device prep we are actually two levels above the vault?

thats cool

[crystal quiver]

Nice

[wooden garnet]

Yep

[gloomy bane]

kinda cool to know our plannning area is like 2 to 3 stories above our target

extremely close to us yet so far

[crystal quiver]

Tell that to humane labs deliver emp

[gloomy bane]

wdym

[solar summit]

yeah Pegasus, the spawn location is very close, bitch

[wooden garnet]

Tell that to humane labs deliver emp

Nearest airfield

[crystal quiver]

Agent 14 bUt yOu’Ll dIe

[oak sparrow]

@wooden garnet don't drink weed

[wooden garnet]

We hope you're very happy sir

Who drinks weed?

[gloomy bane]

imagine

[wooden garnet]

I just gobble it down without even harvesting

[solar summit]

we know that you are very angry now sir

[severe garnet]

Ah yes

nearest location

[gloomy bane]

when u have to call ur mechanic to get to ur boat

pegasus nicely done

[zealous saffron]

there's water everywhere, but pegasus spawns boats in the weirdest of spots

[echo thicket]

First time starting research and look what i get (at least it isnt a livery or something)

[solar summit]

has emotional damage or what ?

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

👍

[lethal birch]

Been having this account since the ps3 era I finally got enough money from all my businesses by saving up n grinding

[gloomy bane]

i like ur lvl

nice work keep it up

[golden harness]

Slowmode disabled!

[wooden garnet]

@jaunty trellis Thanks Omar, set the slowmode to five minutes in #gta-online

And now I have to wait five minutes

[severe garnet]

Thanks Omar, set the slowmode to five minutes in #gta-online
Aged well

[wooden garnet]

I gotta wait five frickin' minutes now

[jade breach]

Old school GTA fans might recognize this car

(Bonus points if you can recognize the driver)

[lethal birch]

Intersting and familiar

gta london

MANANA

[zealous saffron]

Isn't that emperor

[unreal aspen]

lamar's car

[jade breach]

Look at the colors of the car

[lethal birch]

UH

[unreal aspen]

i'm richer than you

[lethal birch]

Bloody mary??

its red

and blood is red

[jade breach]

It's the Jamaican car from GTA 3

[lethal birch]

ok i can say that i never played gta 3

but played san adreas

[zealous saffron]

Ohh

[lethal birch]

with the 2 number nines

[jade breach]

Hence why I said "Old school GTA fans