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a vamos pulling off a wheelie is what that was
yeah, just checked liveries for it 
Aurora always making me proud.
Keeping the streets of Los Santos drug-free!
suppressor on heavy sniper 
i just go to top of maze bank and snipe
looks nice + stealth ability
@zealous oasis right, because heavy snipers are supposed to be stealthy
@zealous oasis right, because heavy snipers are supposed to be stealthy :TriHardo:
@unreal aspen i mean yeah
they go boom
so we make it go psshh
@zealous oasis right, because heavy snipers are supposed to be stealthy :TriHardo:
@unreal aspen good for missions
and yeah, some snipers, even irl have suppressors
whats so bad abt suppresors on snipers in gta
theres no need for them
missions?
theres no need for suppressors on snipers
well tbh its just a waste of money
theres no need for suppressors on snipers
@gloomy bane for stealth missions, you need them
and yeah, some snipers, even irl have suppressors
@zealous oasis yeah it reduces flash and dust signature and some sound
because $40k is so much 
well in deliver emp i didnt use a suppressor on my sniper and i managed to not alert the guards
in some missions you do alert them without
which missions?
i think supressor on pistol looks good
lol
Sweeper looks decent
suppressors on snipers are useful and good, change my mind
looks evil
I still got the podium default paintjob on mine
How long has it been lol
I think that was May or something?

@wooden garnet what car is that?
Cyclone
You still have ugly stock paintjob on Pyro?
@oak sparrow No, you have that.
Mine is black with the yellow strips
Maybe I'll change that too
Hm. Damnit.
Also did you change your volatol 

Just griefed a player with the dorito plane
As I said before, easy asf to bomb with it 
I don’t like electric cars (because they are quiet) but that looks so damn good. Im gonna change my mind 😂
The only plane I have in my hangar is…
Ah
We were doing an electrics race
The free Cuban you get
Wait, I have a clip of it

It’s because. When i have a car. I like to hear the engine lol
I had a tezeract briefly.
I don’t like the tezeract
Guy literally got stuck in the tree with his Tez 
At all
It would if it was sea green

Well, razon called it ugly, and I decided to change it 
Then he dc'd before I could show him, that 
Petition for this part of Elysian Island to become the crime area. its where all the money drops and other 'illegal' stuff happens. spread this to raise awarenes
This is the best place to drift cars breh
But
Don't take that from us
True
I like to sometimes double clutch middrive in that area
Satisfyng
@warm abyss always
waht the fawk

how do u manage to ruin every single vehicle
modders?
I made the lifeguard one
modded account 
I’m on ps4
ah
modded accounts are on ps4 
And I don’t have a ps3 transfered on ps4
I get them for free
Gctf?
then how did you get all those cars for free 
For example I’ve went with the yellow to match the lifeguard
the rims are gold dumbass
With the matte
why are there bennys rims on every car 
who wants free money DM me 🙂
@exotic belfry no
Your cars look terrible
Bruh
The tezerect only had the Yankton plate
But I made the color and switched the wheels
Seems to be a generic bronze theme going on with his supercars 
Bronze, black and blue
What's the color on the Pariah? Spinakker Purple?
Better looking that mine at least 
Mine is plain Gasoline Green with Yellow Stripes
Gotta change it sometime
Ew
Sorry, white stripes, not yellow.
if you didn't already break your back on the wall you would've gotten crushed by your bike 
they are pretty much the same honestly
normal pants, normal shoes, a dick on their face (rebreather), a parachute, and bp helmet/thermal vision
these ones are a little unique though
Is that a frog?
it's the mk2 lmao @iron stirrup
Yeah, that's the joke lol
froggessor mk2
😆
Loool
just look at these faces, LoL
🤔
You mean... most of the other players?
Just a regular ass day
you sleep with those big ass boots on? @void river lmao
@glass mortar aint no sleeping in los santos, mans gotta heist soon haha
sweats in duggan
"every second I sleep is every potential second of money making I lose" -some grinder probably
@zenith mason
why’d you do that

that was totally unnecessary
would’ve been fine with a mute
The ocean's of LS are now cleaned. Somewhat lmao

this doesn't even belong here, at best it belongs in #archive_media @random ore
or even #memes-and-shitposting 

I can’t
Why?
This is why Plane wants to purge the entire PS platform 
You know what boosts
these nuts 


what arcade games should I buy
Whichever ones you think will be the most fun to play.
why tf does plane want to purge the entire ps platform?
@jovial skiff
lmao
Well that wasn't supposed to happen
https://youtu.be/rDlJky31O1g I found the jokes in gta 4 to be quite funny haha
A compilation of best jokes I've found on Grand Theft Auto IV. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.
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I miss the old gta 4 it's such a great game
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
congrats
throw away the parachute and jump off
no
Ok why do u have 15tabs?
Yea its kinda wack
How tho? There's nothing wrong about it, graphics aren't bad either, when I play 2k20 on there or fortnite , it looks the same on how it would look on windows
@round shell
I just don't understand why its provided by apple
There are some limitations..
Like........
imagine playing laptop...
oh
but still worse than self built pc tho
There are some limitations..
@round shell are u saying that because the pic on there was a laptop? I have an imac btw
Its just mac itself
Cuz there's really no limits
Laptop is fine
Its just mac itself
@round shell wdym?
Macosx has nothing to do with it, bootcamp is a whole different disk
The only limit is
If you don't like seeing windows on an imac computer
Yeah I guess
But I know gta isn't bad on there
I've used gta on my friends mac before
On bootcanp obviously
@round shell
Noice
Wot
Nah, bounties don't give RP
Nice
the grind begins
pro grinding strategy right here 
You're on PC. That shouldn't be surprising.
pro grinding strategy right here :pepoThumb:
@dusky timber i afk in mission so i dont lose alot of money
UwU.mp4
Blow kiss UwU
Holy shiit
Wait how did the guy fall down after being shot
Boom rounds
Kill them

What do people have against rabbits 

Modded car ?
thats hellion
Oh ok thx, do you recommende it ?
nice
booom
Seems legit
Deadass
Nah just jk
Lmao son u got 3 sextillion
No its fun i just dont play gta im a cod player
You excited for Cold War?
i tried the beta and it was ok
Yeah
I tried to play but I was traveling
How’s the sniping
it's good if you have a mouse and keyboard
controller sniping hasn't ever really been good
snipers 1-shot so you can imagine
how strong they are if youre using the peripherals
You guys like my money? Lmao
You have more money in your pocket than I have in my bank right now
🗿
Lmao
i don't believe that tho. but hey that's just me.
yea this guy ain't even hiding look at that rank
lol ye
thats a lot of 9s

@quiet merlin he fs has more than me.
@hoary rune LMAO he ain't even tryna hide that

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these wouldve made the game so much better
its fake
Are we allowed to share YT links like that?
Yeah the madd channels are clickbait
And if they're real then they're likely ideas someone has already showcased elsewhere
The ideas are real but very old
yea theyre from the beta version
some of the stuff on the vid cant just be made from mods
you'd be surprised.
Mods are a godsend
true
mods or not those would make the game more itneresting
except for the kill franklin part
the kill franklin part was definitely fake
thats a funny ass ending
Nah its real
You would play as lamar after but Lamar's voice actor was having IRL issues so it was scrapped.
ah dang
perfect place to stop progressing in story
(nice)
when a griefer cant kill u again
he probably just has modded money, especially considering its pc
it isnt a gta lobby if there isnt at least 1 modder
xbox and ps4 lobbies 
Can anyone help me figure out some clothing for a outfit i saw online dm plz
@lethal birch like this kind of shit or what
If you want it like that then simple
Any hoodie
Any pair of pants
Any shoes
Bulletproof helmet
Rebreather
There you have it

lmfao
Joking

why did the police start following you?
They envy my stxlI
rate my outfit
0
nice
You stick out like a sore thumb
This is more like it (replace badsport hat with thermal goggles and ski mask)
that's uhh
Stealth
lol
yo uversuspro
@storm mica do you know how to do the outfit?
clowns like this are everywhere
a guy killed me 17 times today in a session, 17 times inside some vehicle
and I'm the one called noob
yea, try blowing up this fucker while he is hiding in his tank or mini tank
and if you manage to do that, they teleport straight to the facility
Probably either a Mk2 abooser, or a sniper
Funny how the game has a stat called "RC Pilot" yet there's no RC Planes to fly 
Let me see
xbx came out
the loading time for gta is insanely fast
Xbox is 11th iirc
it loads into story in like 30 sec
Funny how the game has a stat called "RC Pilot" yet there's no RC Planes to fly
@wooden garnet imagine rc dogfights
Never mind
Ghillie gloating on his stream today about how good the frames gonna be next week
And he says his first stream on next gen is gonna be 11th Nov
I have no idea if the back compatibility of the Series X will allow people to play GTA V on it as it is released
Hopefully it does
I heard that if you use the same Microsoft account that has GTA V you can play it without buying it again
Hopefully that’s true
well xbox has backwards compatability
I have no idea if the back compatibility of the Series X will allow people to play GTA V on it as it is released
so it doesn't even matter if the game is still on your account
it probably will
it'll just be the same thing with improved graphics and fps
There's 100 games or so being released for next gen as launch games as well
I'll guess one of em probably could be GTA V
After all, it's one of the best sellers across two gens of console
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There's a credit for Matte Paint
So they credited a guy for making a matte black vigero?
Or is it some animation thing I'm too dumb to understand?
That's why he's winning
@blazing bolt This is how you make a solo lobby
https://youtu.be/fH7kju35swY
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i though it was just the shadow shaped like one part
this is my favourite way to piss off kids now https://gentoo.is-inside.me/1XgsmZwr.jpg
I feel like they are shaped wrong. It looks so silly
Barrett
nice fucking job
wtf is the music

Can’t believe you asked me that
Yup
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This would be cool
0/10 driving.
Can’t believe you asked me that
@primal haven wtf is that music
Yeah, wtf is that music?
We need answers.
is it edm rock metal?
@primal haven the video would be better without that emo rock
this must have been caused by a modder o.o https://i.imgur.com/RhD2YtT.jpg
never had that issue before
@daring mango wanna play?
naw I am done
oh
gonna do rl stuff
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yes, this hasn't been reposted here 6 times already 
^
this most amount of money from 2 man gold or close to it?
you're still very far off from the highest total @lethal birch
aaaa what’s highest
you'd need at least 600k more
isn’t that diamonds
3,622,000 (around here) is the max
No
before (with a glitch) it was possible to reach or even surpass this amount with a glitch
these are the total takes if you collect everything from the vault
if we're not considering the duped amount then you've surpassed it by 200k
or rather 190k but
lets just round up anyways
the max take is around 3,622,000 like i stated earlier
but as far as i know it isn't possible to reach that legitimately with gold or anything below it
its possible with diamonds but you need at least 3 people and you have to at least get the daily vault once or twice to exceed the total amount
3,622,000? i remember it being 3,662,500, maybe they changed the cap, idk
yep
could someone calculate how long this video is? and also #memes-and-shitposting
4085.7755 years @sturdy current
oh, u actually did that, what a madlad
no lockbox momen 
Liberty city represent
“oh”
@lethal birch Yes, that seems like near max of what you can get with a two-man team on gold
Your daily seems to have been real good
Unlike mine 
@vast tiger gg kiddo
among us code XFLTNF


sexy fox mask
lmao, he crashed the car before getting orbed, nice one steve
Oh shit wrong clip
how much for the account @quick inlet
Offer?
@lethal birch Yessss! That was beautiful.
Doing your part to keep the streets of Los Santos clean!
I haven’t destroyed cargo for a while
They was bunched together so getting the orb kill was possible
Eh. I need to get some done lol.
@quick inlet Account is broke. Worth $5, tops.
"Broke" by my standards.
To you its broke to others its not


when u come into a new session
Script kiddies 
Perish Faggio driver
Why your character look like Hilda from Dead Rising 3 LMAO @lethal birch
Ding Ding Ding

NOOO ANOTHER FALLEN COMRADE
no
Advertising crew 
wait, Is this when you buy all MC and Bunker upgrades?
Impersonation
@wooden garnet
your not telling me the money goes up
Does it?
'course it does
fuck
Yes it does
More businesses to manage, more money gets spent
No one does 
your're are
your're are
@dusky timber bish i see you
hey boly
hey
sup
aircraft carrier 

can anyone tell me what this does when i complete a job or a heist 
having 250jp allows you to register as a vip
ok
having 50k also allows you to register as a vip
i ony got it once and i can register as vip??
JP resets to zero when you switch lobbies though 
I'm the one you couldn't destroy his Cargo . ' .
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THIS yes
Who is this guy though 
Promotional character
Ah right, this one.
I only do I E for this song to pop up
Love when I summon the FLR2K and it plays
Just personal preference
it gets better when your rockets hit something @lethal birch
Of course

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Im jamming to gully rn
Why is :mk2: named :magic: :PsyWhat:
Whenever Gullywax spawns im like, WE DOING THIS SHIT
because this mote is showcasing a patched mk2 speed glitch
It always plays when i deliver cars
This is the speed glitch?
Love ghost org tho
I still do it without knowing
@wooden garnet I like when in the song Gullywax it gets intense
1;55 on the video above
I juked this MK2 user and I love this screenshot
That's when it gets intense

Because how many mk2 follows me and die
I like Take a joyride the most because intrumentals
but the MC music, oof
https://youtu.be/upkQKMrrDKU this do be sounding like gta 4 in the beginning
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As the RC Bandito stalks it's prey, The prey attempts to climb into the Hydra but ultimately gets blown up.
am not bumbed out gta 5 has no new ost
They reuse the music they have in the newer updates
I love the pause he does and still attempts to fly the Hydra
Oh you gottem
did you know that import export score gets claimed on youtube by some tryhards that upload type beats
Yup
Also guys... Remember this song. TRILATHON INTENSIFIES. https://youtu.be/1kiCuR8xREM
This file comes from the Score Update. This theme is heard during the Contact Mission "Denial of Service".
Not derived from any of the songs from "The Music of Grand Theft Auto V, Volume 2: The Score".
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And heists
Another Hydra clip
imagine assigning uuid to your clips
Another Hydra clip
@lethal birch You do be flying like me in a mk2
Lol I was trying to see if he was gonna book it
Yeee
And then I'm like oh I forgot the Hydra takes forever to fly out lmao
I assumed it was a Lazer
Dumbasses dont even use the Fucking pegasus option 
Trust me ive killed alot of mk2s in my hydra
They attacked first.
And then I'm like oh I forgot the Hydra takes forever to fly out lmao
@lethal birch also every male character as claude as their dad looks alot like my friends character lol
Last clip before I sleep
Lmao
the music im playin rn fits this clip
https://youtu.be/qaF-mEkjKdc hearing this whilst loading is beautiful
Music/Song from Grand Theft Auto [GTA] V/5 full original extended version pause menu theme (extracted from gamefile).
Also playing in GTA Online creating character/character creation (PS3/XBOX 360).
It's based on remix of soundtrack Max Payne 3 - Max Panama (Panama Boat).
Ar...
is this one of those tv games where you flip letters on a board
is this one of those tv games where you flip letters on a board
@dusky timber why the fuck am i listening to the pause ost XD

Thanks for reminding me to mute this channel @sage stag

I can consider mystery drop being worse than a T shirt
is the fastest car right now?
is the fastest car right now?
@obtuse latch far from the fastest
8 fps
how many Dices in 'ere? and.. why?
some sort of weird ritual maybe
Let's roll the dice then! 
BFG Division by Mick Gordon bro
@primal haven that's a fine song
how many Dices in 'ere? and.. why?
@lean basin are you using a graphics mod for 4?
I'm not a dice fanboy 😈 💪 I'm just built different unlike you guys @wooden garnet
Hater 
Krinj ngl
🤦♂️ other people when they see diceism
@lean basin are you using a graphics mod for 4?
@zealous saffron bunch of mods reconfigured
What are the visual mods you use?
! join xbox

it's not just 1
My bad
it's not just 1
@lean basin give me the entire list
Would anyone like to see this in gtao but with turrets, flares and escape pod?
Titan all bugged up can be used, Bombushka too, but the best imo is Avenger for weaponized vehicles only though, Avenger doesn't have a physical space linked to the plane
Are cargo planes usable in game btw
@vital dawn if someone with a mod menu spawns it in, yes
oh ok
Not THE Cargo Plane @zealous saffron
He's asking in general if there's a cargo plane
Cargo Plane, bombushka, titan i guess
bombushka is accessible only if its stock
cargo plane you cant open the cargo bay
Titan and Bombushka fuck the cargo though, and then fuck themselves and explode
titan you can open if you convert it to personal
That's why i said Avenger is the best although it's only for weaponized vehicles
When u put cars inside it's the same as an apartment garage or something, a fixed place, or an "interior"
Why is the avenger considered a plane when its vtol like a helicopter?
can you switch modes or smth
Avenger is actually both
Yes
It's like Hydra
And it's one of the fastest planes in the game too
Irl the vehicle they based the Avenger off is a plane and helicopter hybrid, designed to replace Chinooks and travel faster than a helicopter by tilting its rotors to fly like a plane, achieving speeds of over 500 kmh, it's faster than any helicopter i know of at least
Why is the avenger considered a plane when its vtol like a helicopter?
@vital dawn do you consider the hydra to be a helicopter?
Lol
Avenger is the Osprey
MV-22 Osprey
Tbh i think they made it a bit bigger in the game
Lol
whats wrong with this guy i just said its closed i found a guy 
2+2
Wtf
hell yeah brother last month i did not win any car and this week i won shitty car bruh
Caracara is a good car
Just cuz it ain't a supercar doesn't mean it's shit
uck
Nice.
@oak sparrow
noice
@oak sparrow yeah I always paint my aircraft like the real thing
Destroying cargo isn't "griefing" in GTA Online. It's just a normal part of gameplay. 
We can only educate them to prevent them from spreading misinformation in the future.
i mean it kinda depends on how u grief
i mean it kinda depends on how u grief
@storm mica Elaborate.
like if u were to grief someone with a normal car tryna shoot the out that's fine
R* confirmed destroying cargo isn't griefing
On PC, if they use a menu, then yes, it would be considered "griefing" since menus are not an intentional part of GTA Online.
but like if u were to use a vehicle with the power of god then that's like shooting fish in a barrel
That still isn't "griefing."
The "vehicle with the power of God" is still a part of GTA Online.
"A griefer or bad faith player is a player in a multiplayer video game who deliberately irritates and harasses other players within the game, using aspects of the game in unintended ways.
The exception would be spawnkilling. Spawnkilling players is not an intended part of GTA Online.
well its not an intended part of any game is it
spawnkilling could be viewed as griefing
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0:07 - "Just what you do in that world is up to you."
1:03 - "Having fun and getting into trouble. You can run around on your own making friends and enemies"
2:44 - "Grand Theft Auto Online brings the freedom of the Grand Theft Auto experience to multiple players in a dynamic shared world."
now i've got 2 tryhards camping outside my facility
"Tryhard" is another word that is commonly misused in the GTA community.
ew griefers
orb him
@solar summit i already did that's why he's mad
Go out there and fight like a man.
hahahaha
use strike team to distract him, then get out of there and continue your streak
Go out there and fight like a man.
@chilly tulip it's a goddamn 3v1 with a mk2 and a jet and explosive round
Fight like a man. No balls.

If you die, die with honor.
If you die, die with honor.
@chilly tulip i mean i was eating and they won't stop talking and they got bored and left
🐔
plus i already fought off 2 dumbasses today and i just didn't want to deal with a 3v1
Honestly though, if I were in your position I'd TP to my apt to get them to split up and even the odds.
Increases your chances of being able to take them on 1v1 instead of 2v1 or 3v1.
true but like
it's still against a jet and a mk2 at the same time so i ain't into that shit
Take out the MK2 first, then use explosive sniper on the jet. Easy.
i mean i wish that's how it would turn out
but by the time i take out the mk2 the jet would already be there and they'll just spawn kill me
unless i keep job tp
Works best if you have MK2's stashed away in a property you can teleport to.
just switch session 
they left
Switching session also works.
i was afking in facility
just keep a nightshark in your apartment so that you can teleport there
Honestly, it's pretty fun when you have 3 or 4 people coming after you and you're just taking them out one by one
i literally have a nightshark in every garage i own
get more 
Honestly, it's pretty fun when you have 3 or 4 people coming after you and you're just taking them out one by one
@chilly tulip honestly if they were all at sandy airfield or beach i'd clap them
on ground at least
when you have $400M, one nightshark won't make that big of a dent in your bank account
ik that
I have 8 MK2's and 2 Nightsharks in my apartment, and 4 MK2's and 2 Nightsharks in my facility. No matter where I TP to, I'm good to go.
lmao
keep a nightshark in your moc as well 
what if one gets blown up but you still have the mechanic cooldown 
then rc bandito
what if rc bandito/tank is also on cooldown 
then job tp
what if your job tp doesn't work 
heist tp
what if your heist tp doesn't work 
then im fucked lmao
Job tp always works 
I feel like my pfp suits a halloween theme, and that I took too long to update it 
it didn't work for me yesterday
Console job tp 
Job tp always works
@wooden garnet nah it sometime doesn't work if there's modder breaking the game
i was trying to accept my heist invite from lester for my apartment, and the facility tp, but nothing happened when i accepted it
Always worked for me, even in modded sessions 
sometimes

Anyway
Time for some bloody pics
gore 
GTA gore 
man that ain't even a faggio
Yeah, I didn't call it in time
Had to make do
lol
tryhards getting humiliated

climbing chiliad with an oil tanker
nice
Just realised how damn rusty I was
Died twice to free aim homings before I got any kills
Got a good snap though
oof
Couldn't record any kills with the missile
oof
almost
@unreal aspen i did the thing
yeah 23 isn't really enough
Yes
shut
You need 30
my friend is a fucking joke

cusstomizing 12 nightsharks is a pain
The joker
paul walker and vin diesel
Is thruster jetpack good for vip work?
why does this exist
lmao
hmmm
more focus on ,,not tryhard'' part
killed him once and he left
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