gta-media

[wooden garnet]

I lose interest in answering faster than people's relationships last in 2020

[lethal birch]

There are no relationships at first

[wooden garnet]

Exactly

[lethal birch]

New dlc

[wooden garnet]

Tbh I have indeed seen a lot of people "leaking" this in Reddit and stuff

Below Alamo Sea, yeah?

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet yea, I got it on 4chan and i mean, when gta4 was the latest at the time, some gta5 leaks were true that came from 4chan

[wooden garnet]

It could indeed be true, but if it is it's one hell of a disappointment.

No one asked for a new area to Sandy Shores

[lethal birch]

For real, it should be maybe below beach. @wooden garnet

reddit

normies

@lethal birch

@lethal birch

barcode mf pinging me for no reason

@lethal birch

@lethal birch too bad

[lethal birch]

just sitting here

[lethal birch]

haters gonna hate

[unreal aspen]

Honestly though, half the people asking questions in #gta-questions are either :-

1. Kids who don't know they can't build walls in GTA, and are confused because of it.
2. Lazy a$$sholes who either are oblivious to the existence of Google, or just too "worked up" to do their research themselves
   @wooden garnet too many people that are asking the simplest of questions

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

So true

[wooden garnet]

Yeah seems right enough

[lethal birch]

Yes

[wooden garnet]

Too many pepegas in chat to ever interest me

[lethal birch]

Also @lethal birch another lithuanian

Dafuk?

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

Hello,Petras.

Hello maniac

Cannot speak lithuanian here

[wooden garnet]

[unreal aspen]

@lethal birch your status confuses me

[lethal birch]

Think about it

Im to lafzy to think about something

[unreal aspen]

[y] same

[lethal birch]

Once the time comes,you'll understand it

The time when im goin to understand whats said in there, im gonna be at least 80 years old

And i will dont remember what is "Discord"

will not*

my english

!shitposting

[grand iris]

Hey

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

ok ima go there #memes-and-shitposting

[wooden garnet]

your status confuses me
@unreal aspen Marriage-ception

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

Try me now bitches @unreal aspen @wooden garnet

[unreal aspen]

what if you feel and think?

[lethal birch]

You're a mixed bag then,no good

[unreal aspen]

but doesn't every human feel and think

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch Try you for what? Marriage-ception?

[lethal birch]

Marriage-ception?

[wooden garnet]

Your status

[lethal birch]

Marriage ception,never heard of it.

Too big brain for me

[wooden garnet]

Literally in his status on discord, doesn't know what marriage-ception is

[lethal birch]

Lemme just google it

You mean reception you shithead?xdd

[wooden garnet]

Breh

[lethal birch]

Breh....

Tosix

[wooden garnet]

@lethal birch Read
#archive_gta-in-depth message

From a little above the message

Then make sense out of marriage-ception

This is what explaining to a is like

[lethal birch]

I am ze confusion

[wooden garnet]

No worries, I explain later.

[primal haven]

Envy

[lethal birch]

@wooden garnet your big calls it marriage-ception instead of after party

Formal people

[nocturne otter]

backward is so hard 😦

[unreal aspen]

practice @nocturne otter

[wooden garnet]

Leaked Minecraft 1.17 image
#gta-media message

[nocturne otter]

I tried to do it for a while

and the nose comes down every time i try

[primal haven]

Don’t mind the music but look at what happens to the b11 when it gets strafed @subtle vine

That was like 3-4 rounds and his entire back tail fell off

[lethal birch]

🐶 fight

[glacial magnet]

Oh God what's thaf music???

[primal haven]

And also explosive rounds are really unpredictable with what they take off of planes so it could be a coincidence

[glacial magnet]

It hurts my ears

[primal haven]

That’s why you don’t have it turned up all the way

@glacial magnet

Lmao

[lethal birch]

turn off the audio then kekw

[subtle vine]

@primal haven that's actually good insight

[primal haven]

I couldn’t find my original clip of it

[merry lava]

geez how long is the clip

[coarse tangle]

Too long

[blazing kettle]

[subtle vine]

It seems the lazer takes more than one bullet to blast off control surfaces

[primal haven]

That was a YouTube video so I just uploaded the entire thing lol

[subtle vine]

Odd

[lethal birch]

Sadly this isnt possible on a pc without a controller realistically

which sucks

[primal haven]

Ok now for chill stalls

[glacial magnet]

Are all your planes matte black?

[primal haven]

Perhaps

That’s all you guys are getting

[lethal birch]

oh wew.

[glacial magnet]

Well since we're uploading our own clips, I love it when jet griefers think they're safe in their jet and then BOOM, I come in with my B-11

[lethal birch]

my deepest apologies for the savage pilot.

[primal haven]

That was some guy from this discord

Kept asking for a 1v1

Then named himself kayleighs bitch for some reason

[lethal birch]

\

[wooden garnet]

I remember him

That aged well

[lethal birch]

oh yeah the guy who got keked by kayleigh

Habibi

is that a closet?

[glacial magnet]

Wtf is that room

[lethal birch]

so messy wtf

[glacial magnet]

Fucking neckbeard nest

[lethal birch]

That’s a shelf you delapadated bitch

[glacial magnet]

Looks like a crack room but ok

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

MC Clubhouse personal quarters

Looks like a crack room but ok
Well that's not wrong tbh

[lethal birch]

[wooden garnet]

I mean, it's a Habibi with a USA-flagged couch, it's definitely a crack room

For legal reasons that's a joke

[glacial magnet]

Habibi hamood

[lethal birch]

Nice,#boltout2020

[wooden garnet]

Nah, I'm keeping HALLO-ween for the next two days

[glacial magnet]

[wooden garnet]

@unreal aspen Seems like quite the perfect lobby, don't you think?

[unreal aspen]

ahh

modders feeling good after they know that they gave someone a seizure

[wooden garnet]

Good thing I was still loading in

Made a solo lobby, then got "kicked by other players" from it

[unreal aspen]

[wanton flame]

[primal haven]

Hello pyrealm moderator

Nothing to moderate because it died

[wanton flame]

Nothing to moderate because I left that shithole

Or got banned, rather, as a result of my goodbye gift

[primal haven]

Lmao and what was that?

[wanton flame]

Banning as many people as possible

I regret nothing

[distant estuary]

[primal haven]

Lmao

Worth it

I’m pretty sure around 1 year and a half ago I tried to act as stupid as possible there

[unreal aspen]

wait pyrerealm has a server?

[lethal birch]

han and dom hehe

[primal haven]

@unreal aspen yes and it is very sad

Last time someone talked was an hour ago

[unreal aspen]

yea i see

[distant estuary]

you're still in that server yet forgot its existence, shows how bad it is, I'm in it too and the only times I actually go check it is for memes and any new hot videogame deal

[dull idol]

[light venture]

can someone send a madd trevor video in here a robbery one please need sumthing to watch in class but school computers block yt

[lethal birch]

no

[cyan crag]

Cant you just search it on youtube?

[light venture]

the school computer blocks any gta vids

[cyan crag]

I mean on mobile

[light venture]

dont gotta phone

[lethal birch]

[light venture]

[lethal birch]

hlo

[primal haven]

On a scale from 1-10 how is the quality on this?

[wooden garnet]

@unreal aspen Getting kekked, I see

[primal haven]

Damn

How you know that

[wooden garnet]

I'd say 9/10

@primal haven It's his discord tag

[primal haven]

Damn fine research

[unreal aspen]

[primal haven]

Just so you guys know kek means spawn killed or hit by a explosive before you can load. So you guys are not using it correctly

Some guy said Kayleigh kek some guy but they were not using explosives

so that’s SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

[unreal aspen]

but kek means...

Some guy said Kayleigh kek some guy but they were not using explosives
@primal haven btw where did kayleigh even go

[primal haven]

She has a job and this discord probably got boring after a bit

[unreal aspen]

[primal haven]

I mean

She kinda a adult

So she’s got places to be

[unreal aspen]

rip level 100 i guess

if i was busy irl and didn't have time for discord i would've just been inactive

not leave the server i've been chatting in for months

but thats just me

[primal haven]

Idk she could’ve got banned too

[wooden garnet]

She did get muted though

[unreal aspen]

[inner yew]

[severe garnet]

That doesn’t look that bad

[wooden garnet]

Not too bad

Lemme see if I can get a liver to match

[severe garnet]

Maybe the good ol’ white stripes

[wooden garnet]

White looked a little weird

Black tho...

What do you think?

[severe garnet]

I’m thinking black stripes

[wooden garnet]

Right, let's see...

[unreal aspen]

bolt why are you just now customizing the d10

the car came out over 3 months ago

[wooden garnet]

@unreal aspen

Whoops, pressed enter too early.

I was saying...
I just bought the D10, that's why

[unreal aspen]

but why did you just buy it now

[wooden garnet]

'cause papa dice gave me monies

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

[unreal aspen]

gonna tell dice you called him papa

[wooden garnet]

I had 200 bucks and dice give me 85% cut on DCH

I buy D10 with monies

gonna tell dice you called him papa
@unreal aspen Tell him I ask for punishment

[unreal aspen]

@unreal aspen Tell him I ask for punishment
@wooden garnet but

[wooden garnet]

You wouldn't get it

You live happy with Will

For legal reasons that's a joke

@severe garnet Btw, yellow gloss on the D10?

[severe garnet]

Sure

I’ll see how that looks

[wooden garnet]

Alrighty

[unreal aspen]

You live happy with Will
@wooden garnet why

[wooden garnet]

Think I'm done modding this

@wooden garnet why :PES_Why:
@unreal aspen I'm sorry if I'm overdoing it, it's just a meme. Don't take it personally

[unreal aspen]

hide the pain harold

[wooden garnet]

I'mma do some more magic with Rockstar Editor ofc

Don't think the yellow gloss sits too well tho

[severe garnet]

It’s too bright Imo

[wooden garnet]

Too bright, it wasn't like that inside LSC

[severe garnet]

Maybe a bright orange

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, I'mma replace that with orange gloss.

Alright, should be good now.

[unreal aspen]

that splitter

rest of it

[wooden garnet]

Splitter or spoiler?

[unreal aspen]

splitter

[wooden garnet]

Orange blends well

[unreal aspen]

the spoiler ehh

[severe garnet]

That’s good

[wooden garnet]

Hmm, splitter let's see if I can change

[unreal aspen]

its just too large imo

[wooden garnet]

Yeah, I see that too now

[jaunty veldt]

i thought i was cool for doing this stunt

https://imgur.com/a/aqRh51H

[wooden garnet]

@jaunty veldt It's nice ngl

Pleasing to the eyes

[jaunty veldt]

almost touched the pole

[wooden garnet]

@unreal aspen How now?

[unreal aspen]

well i can't see the splitter can i

[wooden garnet]

That's the lowest splitter I can get btw

Hmm

Good now?

[severe garnet]

I think he’s talking about the front splitter

Not rear

[wooden garnet]

Splitters in the front

[unreal aspen]

the diffuser is the splitter in the rear bolt

[wooden garnet]

I have no idea

[unreal aspen]

the splitter is in the front

under the bumper

the one in the rear is the diffuser

[wooden garnet]

It's called Bumpers in the modding category

Just call it Front Bumper, will you

[unreal aspen]

don't listen to gta parts

[wooden garnet]

I no car man, I only do bikes

At that, only flying bikes

[unreal aspen]

so only 1 bike

"bike"

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

Goodie?

[severe garnet]

Better

[wooden garnet]

Alright, time for next car

[chilly tulip]

I hope you're paying your bills, Bolt.

[wooden garnet]

Yes sire, I am.

I made a promise

Still got 3.3mil in pocket

Think I'mma spend till 500k

[chilly tulip]

Nice. Keep up the good work, Bolt 👍

[wooden garnet]

What do you think, 3mil gonna be enough for a deathbike?

[chilly tulip]

lol you're buying a Deathbike?

[wooden garnet]

I already have one

Well, a Gargoyle. Not made into a variant yet.

@unreal aspen Apocalypse or Future Shock? You choose

[unreal aspen]

apocolypse

[wooden garnet]

Awesome

[unreal aspen]

so you can save da moneys

sine they are on sale

[wooden garnet]

I woulda been devastated if you said FS

[unreal aspen]

Goodie?
@wooden garnet awesome

[zealous saffron]

apocolypse
@unreal aspen isn't nightmare on sale

?

[unreal aspen]

no

apocalypse is on sale

[proper grove]

nice car bolt

[zealous saffron]

I might be a bit blind then

[unreal aspen]

wait

thought it was apocalypse

you are blind anyway

[zealous saffron]

I wear glasses, so I'm partially blind anyways

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

nice car bolt
@proper grove Thanks man, credit to Mors and Farxxs for that one

[unreal aspen]

[proper grove]

this Mors? smh

pumpkin car

get orange headlights on it next lol

[unreal aspen]

i only still play for the cars

[zealous saffron]

Orange neons, draw a face on it with a rifle

[unreal aspen]

Orange neons, draw a face on it with a rifle
minigun*

[zealous saffron]

Good luck doing that without blowing it up

[unreal aspen]

fuck it, draw a face on it with an rpg

[wooden garnet]

pumpkin car

Anyway, Deathbike!

Shit cost me frickin' 3mil to mod

[jaunty veldt]

umm

[zealous saffron]

fuck it, draw a face on it with an rpg
@unreal aspen fuck it, orbital drawing

[jaunty veldt]

why do they look anitsocial

[unreal aspen]

@wooden garnet deathbike looks great

[wooden garnet]

Thanks

time for orange lights on the D10

[jaunty veldt]

thats sexy

[proper grove]

it literally is a pumpkin Bolt

[unreal aspen]

a good looking pumpkin though

[proper grove]

Deathbike can do some cool building parkour bruh

[unreal aspen]

@wooden garnet put a skinny tire on the back wheel of the deathbike, and if you pop a wheelie, you get some insane speeds

[wooden garnet]

Hmm, Deathbike glitch still works then?

[unreal aspen]

yes

did 3 days ago

Steve, nice job at keeping the streets of Los Santos drug and weapons free 👍

[proper grove]

Cringe @chilly tulip

[wooden garnet]

Most ominous bike ever

Looks sick

[proper grove]

You've lost your way you're just a dick now

[wooden garnet]

[unreal aspen]

i thought associates were supposed to be nice @proper grove

[chilly tulip]

@proper grove
Have you read my Discord status?

Oh, wait. I changed it. lol

[proper grove]

Like I said man you're the leader of this griefer cult lmao

[unreal aspen]

[proper grove]

ahaha it's a good status

[wooden garnet]

[chilly tulip]

Cargo destroyer cult.
Keeping the streets of Los Santos clean!
Also, I already said in my previous status message that I'm an asshole cargo destroyer

[proper grove]

ok lol

[wooden garnet]

@unreal aspen Gotta be honest man, Andru did have a point

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

pumpkin car

[unreal aspen]

looks super aggressive though

i like it

[wooden garnet]

Hmm

[unreal aspen]

but it does look like a pumpkin

[wooden garnet]

Orange lights : Check

[unreal aspen]

orange body: check

[wooden garnet]

Just need orange neons now

[unreal aspen]

only time i'll accept neons on a super/sports car

[zealous saffron]

I think I might have a contender for pumpkin car

[unreal aspen]

go ahead hentai

[wooden garnet]

Alright

[unreal aspen]

should i put my old pfp back or keep this one

[zealous saffron]

Feraari

[wooden garnet]

It doesn't have black tho

[zealous saffron]

It doesn't have much customisation options

Single tone paint was the only way

[proper grove]

orange and black are awesome colors tho

sick af

Should take the same pic but turn the car on with orange headlights

Jack o Lantern car lmfao

[wooden garnet]

I would not have even thought about orange if Farxxs hadn't suggested it

[proper grove]

They look so good at night

[wooden garnet]

I just go either red, black or white.

[chilly tulip]

Gotta get in that Halloween spirit with the black/orange color schemes.

[zealous saffron]

Jack o Lantern car lmfao
@proper grove and draw a face with a gun to top it off

[proper grove]

Black, Blue, Red, and White are all common colors I try to stay away from

[wooden garnet]

It's just my natural go-to color, and I have been looking for some variation for a long time

[proper grove]

Yeah

[unreal aspen]

black white and orange are my go to colors

[zealous saffron]

Red, black, white, and blue are instantly good most of the times

[unreal aspen]

if nothing else looks good

[zealous saffron]

I just do stupid shit like lime green turismo classic

[unreal aspen]

lime turismo classic doesn't look bad tbh

[zealous saffron]

I kinda vibe with it ngl

[proper grove]

green is not a good color by itself

and i love green

[zealous saffron]

I don't like the greens in the game except for lime and gasoline

[wild lynx]

are those stock rims

[zealous saffron]

Yes

[unreal aspen]

@lethal birch

8 minutes ago

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

[wooden garnet]

Time to upload D10 pics

Took a hell of a while, I was enjoying it too much

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/771811864265883708/Corquette_D10_3.JPG

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/771811867101233162/Corquette_D10_2.JPG

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/771811857413570570/Corquette_D10_6.JPG

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769665063949828097/771811856368271381/Corquette_D10_7.JPG

[unreal aspen]

nice pictures

i really like the drifting one

[wooden garnet]

I got one with a GTA IV filter as well

[unreal aspen]

old clip or are you playing right now @primal haven

[chilly tulip]

@unreal aspen

[unreal aspen]

ah

lemme save that

thanks steve

[chilly tulip]

Np 👍

Self-promotion
@grand pilot Delete

[wide musk]

Faggio jump

[wooden garnet]

That speed boost tho

MC formation is something you never see these days

[primal haven]

That was a clip from my stream yesterday @unreal aspen

[unreal aspen]

[oak bluff]

Made new character

[final turtle]

Gta game chat

[storm mica]

i'm a cultured man

[frank nymph]

nice

[south lotus]

Well.

[south lotus]

this in interesting.

[lean basin]

Sultan Classic + real life Price

$1,5 mil in game?

while regular Sultan is $12000 in game

[jaunty veldt]

https://imgur.com/a/qE6q9KL

[urban stone]

I won the carr hell yea

[lean basin]

Bone woman, LoL 🤘

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

Hehehehe

Poor Beast

[lethal birch]

The game told you to steal the vehicle for cash and rp but you destroyed it

[chilly tulip]

Guess Aurora didn’t want the money and RP

[storm mica]

I like to grief cargo by using either faggio or ultralight

That actually take skills to pull off

[unreal aspen]

haha faggio joke

[lethal birch]

Gay

[unreal aspen]

yea just ignore the flaming helicopter part in the back, thats nothing

[south lotus]

and we got elite lol

[upper fiber]

We got double daily and elite off that too

[steep osprey]

That dodge though

[south lotus]

and 14 min time lol

14 exact tbh

don't ever trust me with driving. 😂 @upper fiber xD

[hoary rune]

[upbeat finch]

Just pressed X, dropping in with my Deluxo to get that discount...

[south lotus]

Well. 😂

[tight wasp]

Happy Halloween ya degenerates

[open stratus]

I overclocked my GPU and went onto GTA to test it out

I did not expect to witness table sex

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669025952671465488/771954502127058954/unknown.png

[wooden garnet]

Aww, the bond between friends

Such good friendship

[serene cradle]

literally th most clickbait vid ever

[lethal birch]

NOT CLICKBAIT

[wooden garnet]

Using Michael 2013 art cover

[serene cradle]

too good

[lethal birch]

probably not a good idea to link such things

[serene cradle]

why ii though it was funny

[lethal birch]

i know its a joke and all but the title man

[serene cradle]

thats the good part

[lethal birch]

no thats the part that makes this situation kinda ehh

cant link glitch videos

[serene cradle]

fair enough

[chilly tulip]

Glitch video

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

@chilly tulip

special cargo gone boom mode

[south lotus]

Nice

[chilly tulip]

Nice, Mors!

Doing your part to keep the streets of Los Santos clean!

[wooden garnet]

Mandarin GTA is weird-looking

[stoic briar]

The money font is freaking me out

[wooden garnet]

Do our chats come as boxes to you in-game? @lethal birch Like when we were doing Act III for example?

[chilly tulip]

Mandarin GTA is weird-looking
@wooden garnet It's Korean

[wooden garnet]

Shame on me, it's so obviously Korean and not Mandarin

[lethal birch]

I get people who get japanese and chinese confused but idk how korean looks like chinese

wanna play with me

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg
Requested by: @lethal birch

[wooden garnet]

I recognize no font nor character when it comes to Mandarin-looking alphabets

So I basically can't tell the difference between them

It looks like Mandarin, so I call it Mandarin.
Very short-sighted on my part, I know

[chilly tulip]

We can use this as a learning experience, Bolt. It's okay.

[wooden garnet]

[chilly tulip]

The alien business battle does exist!

[nocturne otter]

what is it about

[chilly tulip]

You have to collect alien spaceship parts or something like that and deliver them somewhere.

[nocturne otter]

can U tell me the earnings too?

[chilly tulip]

I haven't actually participated in the event, so I honestly couldn't tell you.

[nocturne otter]

oh well then I should check it out next week , thanks for imformation

[mossy barn]

That dodge though:GWcorbinTopKek:
@steep osprey Can I edit this for you?

[lethal birch]

www

[steep osprey]

@steep osprey Can I edit this for you?
@mossy barn if you want to,go ahead

[lethal birch]

crew cut is 1.2m? WTF?

what in the tarnation is this

lmao

mans inside rn

yeah thats a modder

kek

but why the fuck did he get the expensive crew

ikr

he can ahck the cuts

[chilly tulip]

You’re gonna get banned

[lethal birch]

how?

illegitimate money?

@chilly tulip

cheems did this but he didn't mod the cuts he just set me to 85

were in hollywood rn

he's pretty slow

he's pretty slow
@lethal birch yeah lmao

you got 3.5m though wow

[tough tartan]

Why lmao

So obviously hacked

Im sure that will get reset do

[lethal birch]

people still saying "hacked" 😬

like usu you get 1 mil or 2. 3 is fucked
@lethal birch wym i can get banned? for that bread

its semi legit the way i see it

[jaunty veldt]

thought this was funny

https://imgur.com/a/80ViIfr

must go in

[median copper]

Jon

[lethal birch]

ughh

haram agent 14 bathroom scene 😡

2020 new

(HAVENT BEEN PATCHED)

[lethal birch]

bruv

R* pls fix

"never happened to me"

yh but the bugs you mentioned never happened to me

@lethal birch

lmfao

btw

old record of mine

was talking about dch glitches in whole but ok

Now my record is higher but I didn't take screenshot

was talking about dch glitches in whole but ok
@lethal birch bruv

ah yes

logic

oh wait I did a screenshot of my record

Juicy

almost

gotta love this community

yo what should the seconds colour be

[nocturne terrace]

black

[latent zephyr]

blaaack

[lethal birch]

k

[hallow onyx]

Blacc

[round shell]

Why it isnt pink?

[lethal birch]

its purple

[hallow onyx]

Cause Blacc

[blazing kettle]

Because pinks ugly

Black

[latent zephyr]

pink is good purple is good both are good

[round shell]

Do u have a problem with my.pink khanjali then?

[lethal birch]

this is nite

nice

[latent zephyr]

ye

[round shell]

Woah wtf u have like 50k

[lethal birch]

i put on grey not black

[round shell]

Poor

[lethal birch]

I had like 1.7mil

bought an arcade though

[hallow onyx]

Still poor

[lethal birch]

:(.

broke man

[hoary rune]

go rob some casinos

[pallid echo]

I cannot unsee this

[wooden garnet]

[timber hollow]

Why

[blazing kettle]

What

[runic meteor]

👀

[round shell]

Bro why?

Why u have to do us like this?

[blazing kettle]

Did u only just complete the casino heist guys

He does it every time

[runic meteor]

Lmaoo

[round shell]

For the first time only

[lethal birch]

Yeah
Good it's only first time

[blazing kettle]

Lol I didnt know that

[lethal birch]

I don't wanna see that 100+ times

[brave fog]

https://youtu.be/vHC5R7eiUF4

[finite widget]

:)

[lethal birch]

Fix pls

[hallow onyx]

[severe garnet]

Change session

[hoary rune]

paleto bunker

[lethal birch]

ye

I got the criminal enterprise pack and got that for free, dont plan to change it

[severe garnet]

Have fun trying to sell from there

[lethal birch]

Ive only used it so far to unlock the moc missions but nothing else

[severe garnet]

That was close

[dusky timber]

should've done the

[royal raft]

I smell a hacker man

[dusky timber]

@finite widget self promo like that is now allowed here

[severe garnet]

i didnt know the toros can wiggleboost

[nocturne otter]

lol

[idle wren]

I just started playing a few days ago

[lethal birch]

get him some flipflops

[weak swan]

Help

[lethal birch]

Looks like you cheated

[weak swan]

Free mod menus:

[lethal birch]

Just don't cheat lol

Not hard

[weak swan]

Lmfao 💀

[lethal birch]

And if you want, buy a better one. Not the free ones

[clear coral]

Holy shit what a trickshot

[unkempt tree]

Nicee

[zinc siren]

B2b

I go first

[tardy stone]

@zinc siren Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @unkempt tree

[frank nymph]

@lethal birch i feel the pain

[surreal goblet]

Why the fuck do they talk too much and are annoying, just fucking give me the thing

[elfin arrow]

because they can't confirm you won it?

i think it's pretty clear

[unreal aspen]

isn't like a $400k car

not worth talking to rockstar support over $400k

[elfin arrow]

i wouldn't bother even if it was a few million

and you can just spin tomorrow

[severe garnet]

I wonder if he even had proof in the first place

[lethal birch]

I'm not kidding when people are so god damned scared of RC Toys

[unreal aspen]

if i won the car i would immediately put it in a garage, not sit around and wait

@lethal birch what kind of file name is that

[lethal birch]

this straight from xbox

[severe garnet]

I'm not kidding when people are so god damned scared of RC Toys

[elfin arrow]

that guy is just dumb as hell

[severe garnet]

Are people this scared

Holy shit

[lethal birch]

Yup

[elfin arrow]

why would you ewo on a mk2 against an rc tank

like what

[lethal birch]

Ikr

[hoary rune]

broomstick with sticky

[lethal birch]

Another guy was rpg spamming against my Bandito

I was like

[hoary rune]

10k ewo

[unreal aspen]

"i can make you commit suicide from sight of a remote controlled toy car"

[lethal birch]

That's my favourite ability

[severe garnet]

I think I should buy an arena and a bandito just to do that

[lethal birch]

People get mentally touched by them so hard

[hoary rune]

for deathbike as well, just bought it recently

i die a lot though

a little bump in that thing sends you fly across the street for some reason

[unreal aspen]

which version did you get? @hoary rune

[hoary rune]

future, cuz i like the look

[unreal aspen]

rip

[hoary rune]

i know the other 2 variants are better

[unreal aspen]

if you bought the nightmare or apocolypse, and put a skinny tire on the back, and did wheelies

you could go to insanse speeds

[fervent sleet]

My rc tank is on fqs

F1s

Lol

No joke

[hoary rune]

i know that speed glitch but considering how many times i die because of overspeed in bike

[unreal aspen]

i use the deathbike for drag races

[hoary rune]

i will buy a separate one anyway

[fervent sleet]

I spent 30mol buying arena cars

Time to sell issis i guess

[lethal birch]

[hoary rune]

issi arena war is kinda cute ngl

smol

[fervent sleet]

I have 60 arena war issis

[unreal aspen]

thinking of starting duping

[fervent sleet]

Its good!

Ez money and hard to detect

But only sell 5 a day and.make sure it aint a dirty dipe

Dupe

[unreal aspen]

dirty dupe?

[fervent sleet]

Basically some dupes u need a custom plate on or it will be detected as andupe

A dupe

Or some udont need 1

I have 60 non dirty

[unreal aspen]

seems dangerous

[fervent sleet]

No

Ive sold a full character full of issis (200 cars) and im fine

And i did garage glitch

[hoary rune]

1 DCH a day keeps away

[fervent sleet]

I used to do b2b gold glitch

Ontop of occasional duping

Twas fun

[unreal aspen]

does it work in nightclub garages

[elfin arrow]

you didn't get reset from the garage glitch?

[unreal aspen]

because those are the only ones i still have empty

[lethal birch]

Issis take the plate of the dune fav

[fervent sleet]

you didn't get reset from the garage glitch?
@elfin arrow no

Issis take the plate of the dune fav
@lethal birch no elegys r better

[elfin arrow]

damn you got pretty lucky lol

[fervent sleet]

@elfin arrow i still have 50mil from garage glitch

Lol

[lethal birch]

You can't dupe with Elegys with the recent dupe

[fervent sleet]

And i spent 200mil on another character

Lol

[unreal aspen]

duping seems too complicated

i think i'll just stick to dch

[wooden garnet]

Adversary mode bingeplay

[wooden garnet]

@oak sparrow

[unreal aspen]

$13k

[wooden garnet]

O M E G A S T O N K S

[unreal aspen]

you were versing a bunch of low levels except for one guy

[oak sparrow]

Not a single Krieger except yours

[wooden garnet]

@unreal aspen Yeah, the others left

Alright, I race with D10 this time, let's see where I end up

[unreal aspen]

the level 26 in last got <$1k

[severe garnet]

[oak sparrow]

I want to do a GTO race

[unreal aspen]

imagine doing a 6 minute race for $835

[wooden garnet]

I just did, fun as hell

[oak sparrow]

It's not about the money@unreal aspen

[severe garnet]

I remember some guy had a Krieger but chose a tezeract instead

[oak sparrow]

If you want money do a heist

You race races to race race cars

I don't have emerus or Krieger

[unreal aspen]

@wooden garnet i'm a higher level than you

[wooden garnet]

First time racing the D10, and GODDAMN it's got some butterwheels

Thing is totally busted

[severe garnet]

So bolt

How’s the driving experience

[wooden garnet]

Was able to hold 2nd for one lap, then the part-time construction worker who ended up in the race caught up.

Rammed into me and spun me crazy

How’s the driving experience
@severe garnet I wanna die

[unreal aspen]

the drivetrain on the d10

[severe garnet]

I don’t dare race with randoms when it’s on contact

[wooden garnet]

I wouldn't mind randoms with contact on, but with something as slippery as the D10, erm...

[zealous saffron]

And a 8f drafter wins it, pretty good machine that is

[wooden garnet]

Alright, time for another crap car which is NOT the D10

[unreal aspen]

he won with a drafter

[severe garnet]

I remember some guy set the race as compacts, customs off and it was a gta race

Guess what

[wooden garnet]

he won with a drafter
@unreal aspen You can imagine the sort of race

[unreal aspen]

panto time

[wooden garnet]

Plus this was the worst map for a D10
No straights, all tubes and turns

[severe garnet]

I took a feltzer I found off the street and won in it

[unreal aspen]

the d10's performance is trash in general

top speed sucks, acceleration is ok, and turning sucks

[wooden garnet]

Turning suck BIG-TIME

[unreal aspen]

[severe garnet]

I think you’re talking about the 811

Or the D10

Who knows

[wooden garnet]

I think you’re talking about the 811
@severe garnet I don't own one

Anyway, turns out this was a bike race and I took too long to choose a bike

Still won the race in a stock Akuma

Breh, one guy is afk as well

Yeah, this lobby ded.

[severe garnet]

Last week’s premium race brought out the worst racers I have ever seen

[unreal aspen]

you gotta expect that from gta racing

let them race on fm7, they wouldn't get past the first 2 corners

[wooden garnet]

Which car do I choose?

I have no idea

[unreal aspen]

which class

[severe garnet]

What class

[wooden garnet]

Supers+Sports

[unreal aspen]

kreiger

[severe garnet]

Itali GTO

[wooden garnet]

Nah, not a top class

[severe garnet]

Hmm

[unreal aspen]

Itali GTO

[wooden garnet]

It's top in sports

[severe garnet]

What other supers you have?

[unreal aspen]

being too picky bolt

[wooden garnet]

I posted pics of garage before

Alright, X80 or Schlagen?

[severe garnet]

Go for them

[wooden garnet]

Which one?

[severe garnet]

X80 for supers schlagen for sports

[wooden garnet]

nvm, it's sports classics class

[severe garnet]

Then go for the schlagen

[wooden garnet]

Time for Z-Type

[severe garnet]

Oh

Classics

[wooden garnet]

Sports Classic

People in Frankens

[severe garnet]

I would use the cheburek

[lethal birch]

It would probably break down halfway through lol

[wooden garnet]

I don't own a lot of sports classics

Just the Z-Type and the Franken Strange I won today

So I had no choice but to use the Z-Type

[lethal birch]

Z-type is rich bois car

[severe garnet]

At least they didn’t make it 10mil like in story mode

[wooden garnet]

I mean...

[lethal birch]

Yup, you had to spend all your final heist earnings to get the ztype

[wooden garnet]

Eh

It's something like 900k or so

[lethal birch]

at the end you end up with like 10m i think

[wooden garnet]

That's for cmm

[lethal birch]

cmm?

[wooden garnet]

Criminal Mastermind

[lethal birch]

I was talkin bout singleplayer

[wooden garnet]

Singleplayer Z-Type is a mess

10mil

But final heist gives you 46mil, so..

[lethal birch]

Maybe i spent all of it immediately

[wooden garnet]

Win streak

[lethal birch]

Anyway i think i drove the ztype on x360 you could get a vehicle from the garage for free and store it

[wooden garnet]

Apparently bots are down again

[severe garnet]

A sedan race

Haven’t seen that in ages

[wooden garnet]

Dunno why, and these pepegas are setting all races with just one lap

All these circuit races, 20 checkpoints each, and they just do one lap.

Custom was off btw

[severe garnet]

I remember some guy put 25 laps in an open wheel race

And it’s around 2 minutes per lap

[wooden garnet]

Offroad race, oof.

I remember some guy put 25 laps in an open wheel race
@severe garnet I mean, 10 or so laps is still normal...

But 25?

[lethal birch]

I remember the crew 2 has a 40 minute race that gets you a bunch of money

[winter mantle]

another victim

[brittle tundra]

FUCKING FINALLY

[primal haven]

Can’t forget the embarrassment this guy went through

[foggy hornet]

first of many drift videos on my tictok Quirtts

go check it out

[primal haven]

No sorry

You can post the video itself without any self advertising

[steep osprey]

I hate seeing pilots not dive bomb directly above people

[chilly tulip]

@hard mesa

[wooden garnet]

@oak sparrow You missed out man, this lobby was tons of fun

Turns out the guy I was fighting was a 10-year old with daddy issues

Well, at least he fought like a 10-year old

I guess this sums it up

[lethal birch]

@real nest #memes-and-shitposting

[pliant ether]

@wooden garnet Nice

[wooden garnet]

A Mk2 a day keeps the tryhards away

[hard mesa]

Nice

[wooden garnet]

Three clips that sum up the entire battle

Good K/D farming though, I have to say.

[south lotus]

That midnight blue and yellow?

Looks amazing.

[wooden garnet]

Yeah

[edgy anchor]

Interesting color combination

[south lotus]

Nice.

[edgy anchor]

Not that my nightshark is any more unique

[wooden garnet]

It matches, and it's decent enough.

Gotta say though, I've been thinking of changing it.

Probably gonna get a matte instead of metallic primary

[edgy anchor]

Mine is just classic black primary with matte-black secondary

Either that or vice versa; I can't remember atm

[wooden garnet]

@severe garnet This is the construction rammer I was talking about

[chilly tulip]

Lol, he screwed himself over by trying to screw you over

[wooden garnet]

Happens regularly in GTA Races

[edgy anchor]

The nero is so good against aggressive drivers

[chilly tulip]

Drivers like that are the reason why contact races suck.

[wooden garnet]

@oak sparrow I'm Sorry OwO

I know I just had one job, pwease don't booli me

[wooden garnet]

Also, crazy pepegas in lobbies man, getting too creative trying to kill people

Funny thing is there was an actual guy piloting that plane, and I got the kill for it

[pliant ether]

@wooden garnet Nice

[lethal birch]

that's like one of the cat suits

uh

probably where the cashier is

@lethal birch really cool cars

[limpid ermine]

@lethal birch what is the bottom car

[median copper]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES

[lethal birch]

annis s230 @limpid ermine

[limpid ermine]

Ty father

Southern San Andreas Autos?

[lethal birch]

wheels on both cars are from roostar's sports wheel pack

lol no it's mods

[limpid ermine]

Awh

[pliant ether]

Bullying this org so they send in their level 10 who has an aimbot. Previously shot me immediately after he came around a corner on his bike and I was swerving in the Nightshark. 100% legit.

[dusky timber]

[pliant ether]

Juicy take

:NoBully:
@dusky timber

[dusky timber]

okay take for art

not that okay for gold

[pliant ether]

art :)

[dusky timber]

no elite challenge though

[pliant ether]

Yup, took the daily two times

[dusky timber]

why not just do double daily full take with elite challenge

[pliant ether]

i honestly have no idea xd

he didnt want to lose money

also game spazzed out at the artwork for me (latency)

so theres that

[dusky timber]

don't have to lose money while doing double daily full take with ec

[pliant ether]

we still took everything and drilled her a bit deeper

[fathom flower]

Well that’s not good

[unreal aspen]

Paladin your screen is so wide that you can see gameplay behind the GTA internet

[lethal birch]

Dude popped smoke

Wasn’t even trying to kill him, expected flares

[daring spear]

An orb a day keeps the criminal away

Or should I say smuggler

[chilly tulip]

Join us, Hel

[daring spear]

Tempted, if I have a motivation to play again 😔

[lethal birch]

Photo finish to race I won, then lost.
https://mobile.twitter.com/bashi_hart/status/1322717707922481154

Bashi_hart (@bashi_hart)

Photo finish #GrandTheftAutoV #XboxShare https://t.co/Pe4YNfFRNX

▶ Play video

Twitter · Nov 1, 2020, 1:50 AM

https://mobile.twitter.com/bashi_hart/status/1322718195124457472

After race where it said I finished 1st, then said I lost

Bashi_hart (@bashi_hart)

#GrandTheftAutoV #XboxShare https://t.co/u44iDjey5j

▶ Play video

Twitter · Nov 1, 2020, 1:52 AM

[storm laurel]

While again this isn't GTA, thought I'd showcase another vehicle I recently built in Minecraft (I made an XA-21 which got pinned in this channel), being the Banshee 900R

[lethal birch]

Nice

[oak sparrow]

@wooden garnet lmao mk2 running away from a nightshark

[pallid echo]

My new demon car (Gauntlet Hellfire)

[unreal aspen]

@latent zephyr

6 of them

[latent zephyr]

dafuck

[unreal aspen]

Wait now 7

[latent zephyr]

pathetic bro

[latent zephyr]

he about to get the entirety of the cryhard community on you

[unreal aspen]

7 crew members against me

[latent zephyr]

[unreal aspen]

Sent one a message saying “you need 7 crew members to kill me? Yikes”

[latent zephyr]

lmaooo

[unreal aspen]

I’ll see what he says, then I’m gonna get off