gta-media

[pallid echo]

U might as well just drive the damn car

That's basically not carrying it anyway, too useless

@tidal pike and yes, on PC u can edit the weight of insurgent by fiddling with handling file

[arctic zodiac]

this is what happens

[pallid echo]

Yet it can carry a tank up high lol

Nice Logic R*

[tidal pike]

im just trying to attach it and il show you cause ive done it before

[pallid echo]

It can attach the hook but it can not carry it up high

It only lifts it like 50 centimeters

[tidal pike]

watch me prove you wrong honestly i promise you you can lift them

soon as i can attach the bloody hook

[pallid echo]

You're delusional, and if it carries up high then u fiddled with handling file

[arctic zodiac]

or the gravity

[pallid echo]

Yup

[tidal pike]

or it just works? im no liar. and i didnt fiddle with a bloody file lmao

[arctic zodiac]

im legit trying to lift this thing up and it doesnt work

[pallid echo]

U probably didn't carry an insurgent then

You're confused Fox

[arctic zodiac]

big difference between insurgent, insurgent pick up, insurgent pick up custom

[pallid echo]

Dunno about custom, but the 2 regular insurgents can not be lifted up high

[tidal pike]

im not confused you muppet i know what im talking about

[pallid echo]

Uhm no dude

[arctic zodiac]

just show us you lifting up the insurgent

[pallid echo]

Lift it man

I wanna see u lift

U can not fool me bro

[tidal pike]

if i could just attach the bloody hook i would

[arctic zodiac]

how can you not attach the hook to it

[pallid echo]

Oh now all of a sudden hook doesn't work

[tidal pike]

because i dont fly helicopters on keyboard

[arctic zodiac]

thats an insurgent pick up custom right there

[pallid echo]

Uh huh

[tidal pike]

ss before i crashed there

[arctic zodiac]

thats an insurgent pick up custom, not a regular one

[tidal pike]

fine il get my regular one

[pallid echo]

That angle is also not good to prove it

Where is the ground

[tidal pike]

ss before i crashed there
@tidal pike

[pallid echo]

And get a regular yes

[tidal pike]

Wait

i got a better idea

join me

[pallid echo]

I'm on PS4 bro

[arctic zodiac]

social club?

[tidal pike]

i meant the other guy

its just RuinFox

he can prove it by seeing it

[arctic zodiac]

ruinfox or ruinfoxvr?

[tidal pike]

oh ruinfoxvr

[pallid echo]

Lol

[arctic zodiac]

sent request

[tidal pike]

or even jsut that ig i got a better picture

[arctic zodiac]

accept my request

i would like to see that in real time

[marble stump]

pain

[arctic zodiac]

my sc is rateatcheese123

[lethal birch]

please

[tidal pike]

cant see you

oh

nvm

added you

i may be an asshole. a griefer. tryhard. mk2 user (xD) but im not a liar lol

[pallid echo]

Then something is wrong there

Can u at least go higher?

[tidal pike]

not really i go only so far before it starts to drop

[pallid echo]

See

[arctic zodiac]

send me a multiplayer invite

cant join you through profile

[tidal pike]

yeah i made a invite only

2secs

[pallid echo]

It's stupid that it can carry a tank better than insurgent

[tidal pike]

true

you tried carrying a dump?

[pallid echo]

But rly u shouldn't even be that high up normally

Something's wrong

Any modder in the session?

[tidal pike]

not sure hence the invite only

[arctic zodiac]

you invitin me?

[tidal pike]

i did

[pallid echo]

It's very weird

[arctic zodiac]

i didnt get an invite

try again

[pallid echo]

On PS4 i can't even carry it that high

[tidal pike]

oh oops

[pallid echo]

Or it might be the camera on ur screenshot

[tidal pike]

god im blind invited the wrong person

uh @arctic zodiac

[pallid echo]

But anyways, pretty useless to try and carry one

[tidal pike]

yeah i guess. can you carry the apc?

[arctic zodiac]

uh @arctic zodiac
@tidal pike let me try making my profile public?

[tidal pike]

sure

[arctic zodiac]

should be public

[tidal pike]

i hate myself hit e by mistake

there you go

grab an insurgent

[finite brook]

[tidal pike]

@arctic zodiac i left

[lethal birch]

how to remove this snow thingy

[severe garnet]

No advertising

[gilded linden]

@lethal birch in arena workshop, go to weapons, ram weapons and then remove the ram

[unreal aspen]

sorry no advertising here, please delete that @compact brook

[lethal birch]

jesus ok

thanks

1 more contact in my phone

[severe garnet]

Sucks how there isn’t a ZR-380 without the armor

[lethal birch]

cargo go boom

this time its a vehicle cargo sell

[unreal aspen]

[cyan crag]

I think im going to defend grinders

If i saw a cargo, import export vehicle or anything im gonna get my deluxo and protect them

[timid hinge]

beware of con the modder xD

[cyan crag]

4k full hd

[timid hinge]

ikr

forgot to fix dat xD

conroy19991

[sage ferry]

whats even happening in that pic

[timid hinge]

idk my options messed up liek badly

lol Like*

[sage ferry]

its just a dude falling down a mountain, wheres the modder?

[timid hinge]

its the grey guy on leaderboard but carnt really notice em is name is conroy19991

[sage ferry]

how can you tell hes a modder? is his lvl high or something

[lethal birch]

Them graphics

[cyan crag]

Gtx 4058

[lethal birch]

How tf do you even play on that

[hollow galleon]

The issue is with the image itself

[sage ferry]

lmao

[timid hinge]

nah i got 2080 but my screenshots suck like hell

[sage ferry]

yeah ik just go with it bro

[hollow galleon]

WinShiftS is your friend

[sage ferry]

pog

[timid hinge]

yus

[sage ferry]

oooh

i didnt know that thx lol

[cyan crag]

Log

[lethal birch]

Wish we did that with that khanjali killer who was with nilsber
@wooden garnet who what when

[sage ferry]

log

[cyan crag]

Loggers

[sage ferry]

loggers

YO

[lethal birch]

!shitposting

[golden harness]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

[sage ferry]

offs

[cyan crag]

[sage ferry]

you must be fun at parties

imagine reporting loggers

[lethal birch]

Don’t care

Stay mad

[sage ferry]

im not mad

just dissapointed

[lethal birch]

imagine being the person to trigger zeppelin

[sage ferry]

loggers

[lethal birch]

Just reminding him of the rules so he doesn’t get fucking banned

Yet somehow people curse me out for it

yeah he is going to get banned for that image uh huh

It’s a cruel world

makes sense to me

You can get banned for shitposting you pepega

/muted

[sage ferry]

NOOOOO

rip loggers smh

[lethal birch]

pooposting

[cyan crag]

Pogn't

[sage ferry]

Pogn't

[lethal birch]

fece mailing

[sage ferry]

woah

thats incredible

im pogging irl rn

[lethal birch]

get this man a poggers immediately he is in dire need of a pogging

[sage ferry]

I was drag racing with a random dude in a public lobby, and i pulled a speed glitch out as a joke😅

[lethal birch]

how?

[sage ferry]

you need a 4WD car

[lethal birch]

why flares over grenades

[sage ferry]

you shoot the front 2 wheels and drive around till they pop

then once your front wheels are just rims, you do a burnout, release the reverse trigger while still holding the accelerator

and then after a sec you hold the reverse trigger in again

so once youre moving you should be holding both triggers down

@lethal birch idk ask the other guy

[lethal birch]

thanks, ill try that out next time i play

next time i actually use a car in this game lmao

[sage ferry]

its kinda difficult but once you get it its super fun

also the nero custom without the spoiler>>>>

[cyan crag]

Poggers

[sage ferry]

you have to do a glitch to remove it permanently which is weird because it looks so clean without

poggers

[lethal birch]

i am the BEST what aare you sayin

[sage ferry]

lets gooo

[pallid echo]

Avro Vulcan aka Volatol in GTA @unreal aspen

Not stealth, cold war era

[unreal aspen]

ah

i see

[pallid echo]

This would be cool though, most feared bomber, mighty B-2 stealth bomber

[sage ferry]

Pog

[pallid echo]

It's like a flying plate

[sage ferry]

Frisbee

[pallid echo]

Ye

[lethal birch]

i saw a weird ass plane a week back shit freaked me out looked like an ayylmao ship

[cyan crag]

I would add stealth jet like akula but without explosive miniguns

[pallid echo]

F-22

[cyan crag]

B-2 looks like fort zancudo ufo

[cyan crag]

But its not round

[pallid echo]

F-22 casually landing at Zancudo

This is why i have gta on pc too

F-35

[lethal birch]

❤️

[steady meadow]

😩😩

[gloomy bane]

oof its the sad truth

rockstar is extremely greedy

[lethal birch]

and lazy

it's due to lack of competition

another game needs to come around to light a fire under rockstar's ass

[gloomy bane]

ye like saints row 5

or some other open world game not made my rockstar

by

[lethal birch]

i doubt volition is going to go back to their roots with saints row 5, it'd be nice but i don't see that happening

[gloomy bane]

i dont know anything about saints row

i heard an ex rockstar developer is making an open world game

[lethal birch]

yeah

[gloomy bane]

i wonder its gonna be

and i hope its good

[lethal birch]

or even cyberpunk 2077, any open world game where you are a criminal

[gloomy bane]

ya

[lethal birch]

there's a serious lack of those games and that's why rockstar are able to do all this bs and people still play

[gloomy bane]

and not some game with tryhard broomstick godmode shit

someone has to get serious and has to make some well developed open world crime simulator meant to compete with gta v

then rockstar will get serious

[steady meadow]

Honestly they need to drop a teaser for gta 6 and I'll be happy

[gloomy bane]

gta v remastered for ps69

[steady meadow]

They are launching gta online on ps5 during second half of 2021

[gloomy bane]

ya so disaapointing

like why?

[steady meadow]

That means they are definitely keeping it up on ps5 for like 2-3 at least

[gloomy bane]

how bout xbox series x

will gta v be on series x?

theres no news of that

[steady meadow]

Probably on all next gen console

[lethal birch]

like why?
@gloomy bane they make a lot of money doing the same thing again and again, just add a few new missions, some overpriced vehicles and they make shark card sales

[steady meadow]

Which means gta 6 won't be here till like 2025 or 2027

[gloomy bane]

i will be referred to as a last gen player once ps5 and series x come out

[steady meadow]

1 more month haha

[gloomy bane]

ya

ps3 and 360 players will be referred to as ancient gen gamers

[steady meadow]

I got my pre order in thank God and I'm getting it on launch day

[lethal birch]

I think it's going to get to a point where people will have waited so long the hype train for gta 6 will make people super dissapointed in it

[steady meadow]

Yes

[gloomy bane]

or ps5 and series x players will be referred to as next-gen players

[steady meadow]

Gta 6 is not going to be as popular as gta 5 has been

[gloomy bane]

ye then they have to come up with a whole another thing for gta 7

or else no profit

[steady meadow]

And not profitable as gta 5 that's why they haven't worked on gta 6 yet

[gloomy bane]

thats why they are milking online

lol rockstar will probably announce that gta 6 is the second part of gta online or a continuation

[steady meadow]

I hope it's a new city they choose

[lethal birch]

I like how rockstar is now bethesda lmao

[steady meadow]

Or make their own

[gloomy bane]

probably los santos

again

just for gta online

gta online 2

they will probably not even make single player

[steady meadow]

They will

[lethal birch]

oh they probably will

[steady meadow]

Every gta had single player

[lethal birch]

it'll just be neglected

[gloomy bane]

but who knows when its gonna come out

[lethal birch]

you know how much shit they'd get for not adding single player at all

[gloomy bane]

like 2030?

17 years just for one goddamn game??

or more

like is the map going to be the whole world?

[lethal birch]

it kind of scares me tbh, is this game series going to last longer than im even going to be alive

that shit mortifies me

[gloomy bane]

and eveyr interior will be accesible?

ya when will the gta series end?

[steady meadow]

I'm already a grown-up and I'll be even more grown up when gta 6 comes out and it won't be as fun as it is rn 😔

[gloomy bane]

oof

i will probably be in my 20s with gta 6 comes ou

but i wont have any fun because of work

i probably wont even play games anymore

[steady meadow]

Oh well. We had our fun in gta 5

[gloomy bane]

well for the first few years

after 2018 it all went downhill

[lethal birch]

like i said before, if another game comes out to compete with gta then maybe that would mean rockstar will put more effort into making something new because people will then be playing something new and that would prompt rockstar to try harder

[gloomy bane]

rockhard

trystar

[lethal birch]

that's probably the best we can hope for this game series

[gloomy bane]

ya

but the question is is there even gonna be a game that is worthy enough to compete with gta?

i mean no one is caring

[lethal birch]

you never know

the tables can always turn

[gloomy bane]

maybe its being developed in the shadows

who knows

but until then we just to have play gta online

hoping it gets better

[lethal birch]

people seem to be super into battle royale atm so idk if anyone is interested in making open wolrd crime sims

[gloomy bane]

im into open world crime sims more than br

br is kinda boring

no money makign system

[lethal birch]

i am too, but big companies dont see open world crime sims as profitable

[steady meadow]

Rockstar to gta 5

[gloomy bane]

idk why

ya

[lethal birch]

think about it, you have to appeal to a mature audience

[gloomy bane]

not many people are mature

[lethal birch]

battle royale is seen as more "family friendly"

[gloomy bane]

bruh ik

but 70% of the gta community are kids

[lethal birch]

that's true

[gloomy bane]

bruh fortnite

that trash

[steady meadow]

I'm honestly done with battle royale genre

[gloomy bane]

whats worse gta online 2020 or fortnie

[lethal birch]

but still, a game that's kid friendly will have more parents buying the game for their kids than something where you can kill hookers

[gloomy bane]

bruh every free game thats releasing this year is literally a battl royale

ya gta has to be more appropriate

there are weird things in that game

i dont wanna talk about it\

lol imagine a teen rated crime simulator

[lethal birch]

it cracks me up tho, cuz you can kill hookers in gta but you cant send a message to someone telling them to go fuck themselves

[gloomy bane]

or an everyone related crime simulator

ya thats weird

there is also gambling and sex

and worse

u know what im talking about

[lethal birch]

but you cant use profanity lmao

[gloomy bane]

lol or if u type gay into ur organization they wont allow it

"kid friendly"

r* logic

gta online can be way better

it still has potential

[lethal birch]

yeah

[pallid echo]

Remove mk2s

[gloomy bane]

ya

[lethal birch]

i think it's just because they've added so much crap into the game

they think quantity > quality

[gloomy bane]

ya its literally saints row

[lethal birch]

when that's not true

[pallid echo]

Compensate all mk2 owners with twice the cash and they'll be happy

[gloomy bane]

quantity < quality

and they need to fix game breaking glitches

all they care about is patching money glitches

just for shark cards

so greedy

[pallid echo]

Cuz any idiot can buy and grief in mk2, whereas u need some skill in mk1 or jet or helicopter to grief

[lethal birch]

They try to appeal to too many people, i get it... it's gta it's casual fun i dont have a probem with that but when you try to make everyone happy then nobody is. Especially when your game is broken to shit and you refuse to patch game breaking bugs.

[gloomy bane]

u need skill to snipe someone out of a jet

[pallid echo]

Mk2 is idiotproof

[gloomy bane]

rockstar doesnt give a shit about casual player's opinions

[pallid echo]

Plenty of idiot kids out there with mk2s

[gloomy bane]

ye

its not the mk2 its the owner of the mk2

thats why mk2 is very infamous

mk2 can be deadly in the wrong hands

or wrong players

[lethal birch]

Mk2 is deadly in anyone's hands

it's so easy to use

[gloomy bane]

well not everyone

its the player decision whether they wanna kill

not everyone cares about their kd

well actually most people dont care about kd in a game like this

and there are fricking modders

like wt

[lethal birch]

I remember watching an astrosoup vid and he said "you can give your grandpa your controller and he'll have accidently killed half the people in the lobby with the MK2" and that's so true, it's a griefers wet dream.

[gloomy bane]

rockstar wont even bother about mods

i dont have missiles for mk2 so its pretty dog when it comes to pve and pvp

but its great for traveling

[pallid echo]

I'm an OG so i travel in attack helicopters

[gloomy bane]

nice

real OGs travel in zentornos

and use rhino instead of khanjali

[pallid echo]

Zentorno is just a carcace, any regular car belongs to OGs

Hunter and Akula are great but still balanced

As vehicles

[gloomy bane]

how bout savage

[lethal birch]

Adder is my favorite car because it's been in the game since day 1, it's kinda sad that it gives me nostalgia because it reminds me how old this game is lmfao

[pallid echo]

Savage is cool but easier to kill

[lethal birch]

savage is my fav heli

[gloomy bane]

adder vs zentorno

which one is better

[lethal birch]

zentorno is better, but i like the way the adder looks more

[pallid echo]

Some say Savage still wins vs Akula, i say Akula wins but let's not start this topic, but Hunter with co pilot kills all

[gloomy bane]

ye

and then there is just annhilator

[lethal birch]

but Hunter with co pilot kills all

i like the savage the most because it has those explosive canons

super good

[gloomy bane]

but annhilator tho

lol the hunter should be called annhilator

and the annhilator should be called hunter

[pallid echo]

Thing is, even with explosive cannon it's hard to hit a maneuverable Akula, it all depends on the pilot though

[lethal birch]

I think the hunter looks the coolest out of all the helicopters

[gloomy bane]

i think its akula

[pallid echo]

Ofc Hunter is Apache

[lethal birch]

Thing is, even with explosive cannon it's hard to hit a maneuverable Akula, it all depends on the pilot though
@pallid echo I'm not a dogfighter, i just use helicopters for stuff like contact missions or headhunter. I'm more of a pve guy than pvp.

unless it's a deathmatch

[pallid echo]

Hunter and Akula share basis on 1 of the same helis for both

[lethal birch]

pvp in freemode is a nightmare

[gloomy bane]

ya

[pallid echo]

Savage is Mi-24

[lethal birch]

how do rockstar get away with making so many vehicles look so close to their real life counterparts?

especially cars

[pallid echo]

Akula Kamov 50/52 + Comanche

[gloomy bane]

akula looks dope

because of the shapw

shape

[pallid echo]

Stealth is from Comanche, American stealth chopper, was made russian in gta to differentiate

[lethal birch]

yeah akula looks cool

but the hunter bro, 😍

[gloomy bane]

hunters looks epic

[pallid echo]

Hunter is Apache + Comanche

[gloomy bane]

looks like its ready to kill

[lethal birch]

hunter str8 thicc

[pallid echo]

Weapon placing on hunter is same as irl too

I remember some dumbass saying Akula was Apache

Nobody fools me on helicopters and planes

[lethal birch]

i know nothing about helicopters and even i know the hunter is based on the apache

[pallid echo]

Cuz you're smart

[lethal birch]

😳

[pallid echo]

That dude was an idiot

I didn't see him again, he was here

Weeks ago

Hunter is the most maneuverable attack heli of its class in the world

Apache i mean

That thing does barrel rolls and all

[unreal aspen]

i cant describe the amount of sweat he mustve had while playing

[pallid echo]

Rare footage of a functional Nimbus in GTA IV

[open rain]

When a mission goes correct

[hollow dust]

bought 2 more coquettes, purple and yellow one

[lethal birch]

I think he likes osama bin Laden

[hollow dust]

ngl nice use of that hood

[lethal birch]

not even an arab outfit

[lethal birch]

broooo lmfao

[lean basin]

Clan Banner 😂 👌

[robust walrus]

@lethal birch ok, how df are you setting up a OC custom logo?
Teach me pls

[lethal birch]

Thats not me I was in a meet an he just caught my eye@robust walrus

So I took a couple of lics

Pics*

[lean basin]

sit a whole week, design every shade.. that's it

[robust walrus]

I mean
Sounds weird

Oh ok

I have my own logo my brud

But idk how df do i upload i

It*

[lean basin]

Who remember this car?

[lethal birch]

shit car

[tidal pike]

il do you one better

who remembers when this was the most expensive and fastest car in the game

[unreal aspen]

thats the pegassi oppressor mk 1 right?

[lethal birch]

brun

[unreal aspen]

isn't that the oppressor mk1

[lean basin]

no.. it's vindicator

[tidal pike]

uh actually its the dump. smh

[cyan crag]

Thrax looks like that disabled adder's brother

[tidal pike]

pmsl

[shut panther]

@tidal pike I remember those days 🤮

@lean basin i was thinking bout getting it again 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂

[lean basin]

buggatti ain't slow tho, but it's okay if u shit it LoL

[lethal birch]

Kid blew up my car so I made him go passive

7-1

[steep osprey]

Weapons expert = Aladdin???

[magic sundial]

well, this is a new one

[lean basin]

traffic ai for real:

https://tenor.com/view/chicas-malas-hit-and-run-bye-dad-bad-girl-gif-9152616

[paper gate]

Covid has reached the online world ☹️

[lean basin]

Gun Powder Snort 😂

https://tenor.com/view/move-plow-outofmyway-traffic-gif-10862100

it's worth to buy one

thuglife the volkswagon doe

they should add a regular BF Injection to the game

[patent knot]

wtf

MOC man is floating

weapon dude is actually buddha

[lethal birch]

Coochie men

:0

[brave radish]

XD

[graceful nacelle]

I feel disturbed

[unreal aspen]

you dont just **feel **disturbed, you are disturbed

[lethal birch]

Who wants to join my fight club it’s a full on arena cage match my psn is ItsQuota

[robust walrus]

I am trying to realize how it is but I still cant, so can you explain me @chilly tulip ?

How it feels to be such a pussy?

[lethal birch]

What’s wrong with orbing gunrunning shipments

Mans got muted for flood

[upper fiber]

Bloody bugs

[robust walrus]

@lethal birch flood my ass

Most likely a broken bot

They unmuted me tho

[lethal birch]

I mean

[robust walrus]

Whats wrong you say?
Nothing, its just makes you looks like some 12 yo who doesnt have something better to do in life.

[lethal birch]

I saw a whole essay show up and get deleted

Also why you butthurt asf

[robust walrus]

I aint rly
But I kinda am gettin sick of those fools.

It is juz sad to see a friendly guy driving past you, being friendly, going his way and you goin in yours, and he does some cargo and then insta boom

This happened to me

[lethal birch]

Tch that’s why

[robust walrus]

After the fool orbed him, I made hell in his game as his crew was a public one

I followed them in every fuckin session

Made ragequit like two times till got kicked

[lethal birch]

Then got orbed to oblivion

Ok bud

Whatever makes you happy

[robust walrus]

Made him*

Dumb mobile deleting or changing words by random

I mean

I am ju spittin fax

Facts*

[lethal birch]

[robust walrus]

God. Fuckin. Damn it. Mobile

[lethal birch]

Solution: do dch b2b instead

Or facility

[robust walrus]

I aint talkin bout me smh

I already got enough money nd ways to earn em

[lethal birch]

Mk

[robust walrus]

I am talkin bout grinders

[lethal birch]

They can go in a solo pub if they don’t want to be griefed

It was their decision to go for the bonus

[robust walrus]

Everyone shall know that you get a decent bonus of cash for your sale if you do in a public

I mean

If you grief

At least do it w brain

In a helicopter or some shit.

[lethal birch]

Well I can’t argue with that

[robust walrus]

Gice him the chance to defend

Dont insta orb his ass off the orbit

[lethal birch]

But you talking shit on him orbing won’t make him stop yk

[robust walrus]

Ikr

[lethal birch]

[robust walrus]

I am.juz spittin facts

Welp.

Gn

[lethal birch]

Gn buddy

Sleep tite

[upper fiber]

Speaking of bugs...

[lethal birch]

[chilly tulip]

I am trying to realize how it is but I still cant, so can you explain me @chilly tulip ?

How it feels to be such a pussy?
@robust walrus

Only broke players complain about people using the orbital cannon.

[wanton flame]

How do these people even exist...

[bold river]

How to kill a sweaty tryhard:

[chilly tulip]

! Beautiful.

[bold river]

Noo wayyy lol

[lethal birch]

look at this scam lmao

report to @wise anvil @lethal birch

ok

what command?

[severe garnet]

Message it

[lethal birch]

huh

ok

[severe garnet]

Not a command

[lethal birch]

so when i message what do i say

send them the same screenshot and say its dm advertisements for modding services

then send them the users ID as well

do i include the @ or just name and tag

[severe garnet]

User ID

[lethal birch]

" 721522958644019332 " send them this

[severe garnet]

You click on their name

[lethal birch]

thats their id

[chilly tulip]

And delete. Cuz you’re kinda advertising their services

[lethal birch]

oh ok thanks

[severe garnet]

Saw it?

[cyan crag]

did i miss something?

[lethal birch]

no

[severe garnet]

Nah

[severe garnet]

[cyan crag]

Did you know that when your using orbital cannon your pp gets smaller?

Pc player

[wanton flame]

[zenith oak]

the small pp coefficient is true though

eternally small when you use Opressor MkII

[lean basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-crazy-stupid-love-gif-3442452

tried to make him as a character

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731921598189273118/765464105573548052/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_10_12_2020_3_42_53_AM.png

[lethal birch]

gta 4?

[severe garnet]

Looks like it

[cyan crag]

Nice gta pic

[lethal birch]

lmao

badsport belike:

[earnest sparrow]

Can anyone give me gta online character appearance suggestions??

[wooden garnet]

@wooden garnet who what when
@lethal birch Firstly, that took you a hell of a time to respond to

Secondly, I was talking about your friend who killed me and Broom with the tank after fighting razon for a bit, and then hid in his apartment.

Wait, is this even the same nilsber?

I can't even tell

[lethal birch]

@paper gate wanna play?

[paper gate]

I need to get the drone first

[chilly tulip]

Man, I wasted 59 seconds expecting something interesting to happen. And nothing interesting happened.

[tidal pike]

lmao

i never use the little rc car. should use it more

looks fu

fun*

[wooden garnet]

i never use the little rc car. should use it more
@tidal pike You really should

It's a great car to troll people around with

Even better when people ewo to it

Or blow themselves up

[lethal birch]

cringe

[lethal birch]

noob

[wooden garnet]

Still got the ewo kill

[frozen scroll]

wow Just FOUND THIS !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3idLPlytnrY

[cyan crag]

OFFICIAL!!!!

[frozen scroll]

YES really seems legit ngl

[dusky timber]

let me click on this rickroll with a thumbnail that takes place on the sandy shores airstrip

[frozen scroll]

delete ur message so we can rick roll other pls : )

[dusky timber]

it's not a successful rickroll if i called it and then willingly clicked on it

[frozen scroll]

0.o ur not gonna delete and ruin the fun ? : (

[chilly tulip]

Shitposting

[lethal birch]

Shitposting 🤮

[dusky timber]

i ain't

[wooden garnet]

Breh what is this

[chilly tulip]

Nice name change, Oleg

[wooden garnet]

Even if it wasn't a rickroll, it's just a pepega way to clickbait

Using GTA V thumbail with a GTA VI title in the front

[dusky timber]

it's a gta 4 logo with a flipped 4

[wooden garnet]

Lots of people using VC font to write VI, others using IV and flipping it

Absolute pepegas

Even more, people who click on it, listen to the idiots ranting, and then believe it!

[dusky timber]

i mean, it's GTA VI(ce)

makes sense

[wooden garnet]

Of course it does

@dusky timber Btw, wanna check out #gta-online? Some really interesting notions being thrown around.

[serene patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqaHOHOtScA

[tidal pike]

but i just make outfits xD

talks about the modders who grief cage people. the ones who drop money. but doesnt mention the ones who mind their own business and not harm the lobby

[lethal birch]

Why cant i do my client jobs? am i supposed to be a higher rank? or am i supposed to take the TB outside of the club? im confused

[tidal pike]

i make outfits and i have a hotkey set if i get put into a black screen by someone thats it

[unreal aspen]

take it out of the club

@lethal birch

and try to launch it again

[lethal birch]

alright

be in public session

im scared an oppressor will come and destroy it though

yes i am in a public session

you do realize the terrobyte tanks a fuck ton of missiles right

no mk2 will destroy it

i actually dont know cause i have never taken it outside before

[unreal aspen]

be in public session
@lethal birch client jobs can be done in invite only sessions i thought?

[sage ferry]

Ow

[unreal aspen]

[lethal birch]

you can

[unreal aspen]

750k - 2k

📈

[cyan crag]

It costs 750k ti use orbital cannon?

[severe garnet]

Yes

Automatic is 750k

Manual is 500k

[cyan crag]

Huge waste od money

I though its like 10k

[chilly tulip]

$750k is pocket change anyways.

[cyan crag]

Escpecially when you have modded moneu

[chilly tulip]

It's not modded though 🙂

[lethal birch]

@chilly tulip I won't be playing this game in public sessions filled with people so don't expect for me to post cargo destruction pictures for a bit

[chilly tulip]

It's okay, I have plenty of videos for both of us.

[lethal birch]

[cyan crag]

Yeah of course its not

Of course

1billion on 130 lvl isnt modded

[unreal aspen]

It's not modded though 🙂
steve makes all of his money legit

@cyan crag

dont know why you think its modded

[chilly tulip]

It's called a "second character", newbie. You can have two per account.

[unreal aspen]

wait im the newbie?

or obamaorb

[chilly tulip]

No, ObamaOrb.

[unreal aspen]

ok

[cyan crag]

Yeah of course its legit

Of course

[severe garnet]

Just because some has a lot of money doesn’t mean it isn’t legit

[cyan crag]

I know its legit

I know

[chilly tulip]

It's a 7-year old game. You act like it's impossible to have a large, legit bank account.

[glacial ice]

steve a grinder

how you made the money

[chilly tulip]

I never said I was a grinder, I just said my money is legit. As in, not the result of cheating, such as modding or me personally doing glitches.

[glacial ice]

sounds a lot like grinding

[chilly tulip]

Yes. I'm grinding that $2k at a time.

[unreal aspen]

[glacial ice]

so you made 1.5b from businesses

how's that not grinding

[chilly tulip]

Plus the occasional cash from bounties.

[glacial ice]

so its either a) grinding b) not legit

[unreal aspen]

dont forget the good behavior bonus

[chilly tulip]

I can still say I'm a legit player if Rockstar is the one who gave me my money.

[glacial ice]

doesn't sound very legit

[chilly tulip]

It is very legit.

[glacial ice]

[unreal aspen]

his money is from destroying cargo, the 2k good behavior bonus, and bounties

seems pretty legit to me

[chilly tulip]

Exactly.

[glacial ice]

[unreal aspen]

you stuck in 2010

|| jk ||

[tidal pike]

welp

[chilly tulip]

Now if you'll excuse me, my orbital cannon cooldown timer has reset.

[unreal aspen]

@tidal pike why does it look photoshopped

[severe garnet]

I feel bad for laughing.

[chilly tulip]

Bad Sport
How tf did you manage to get bad sport on PC?

[glacial ice]

modding

[severe garnet]

I’m sorry

[tidal pike]

fam i make outfits i dont harm no one lmao

[unreal aspen]

hes gonna be in solo lobbies because no one else is in bad sport

[glacial ice]

i kinda wanna try out bad sport for a few days

[unreal aspen]

i do as well but im afraid ill lose brain cells

[severe garnet]

I wonder how you could even get bad sport on pc

[unreal aspen]

and get booted off again

[tidal pike]

actually im in a lobby with one person. i modder

a modder*

[unreal aspen]

some skynet shit going on

[tidal pike]

mm

[glacial ice]

why do those blackcoin guys alwsays have bounties

[unreal aspen]

to bait people to come after them

[tidal pike]

eh.

[glacial ice]

but they always leave after 10 secs

[unreal aspen]

wait is that a... $1500 bounty?

[tidal pike]

also i wont be here for long. the undisclosed menu i use has an option to get me out.

on a random side note. can i crash a bot

considering he hasnt joined back imma say yes. now im all alone

[unreal aspen]

the math doesnt add up here

[subtle vine]

As if those stats ever did

[chilly tulip]

Comes out to $1,236,100,000.

[subtle vine]

My stats page says 0 in all stats

[severe garnet]

Let me see my stats

[unreal aspen]

my stats

[severe garnet]

So

You spent all the money that you earned

[unreal aspen]

i have like $40k

[chilly tulip]

Damn, Mors...

[severe garnet]

Look at my rookie numbers

[unreal aspen]

atleast you have 7 mil

[cyan crag]

You call it rookie numbers?

[severe garnet]

Compared to them

Yes

[unreal aspen]

@cyan crag can we see your stats?

[cyan crag]

Ok

Oh i though i didnt make even 20 millions

I know its polish

Mln means million

[unreal aspen]

$15.4 million from car sales?

[cyan crag]

Yes

[unreal aspen]

[cyan crag]

Everytime i need money i just sell a car

[unreal aspen]

is that your playtime at the top

6 hours

[cyan crag]

No

Its time spend in races

[chilly tulip]

Mad cuz broke.

[severe garnet]

I don’t even have max stats

[unreal aspen]

oh

[cyan crag]

I dont play races

[unreal aspen]

neither do i

i've played 4 races in my career

[severe garnet]

Of course the only stats I don’t have maxed out are the stats that are a pain to max out

[chilly tulip]

Stealth and lung capacity are easy af.
Use a scuba suit for lung capacity, and if you have a controller, you can afk the rest of your stealth in about 30 minutes.

[unreal aspen]

[cyan crag]

I dont have stealth and strength

[severe garnet]

I might try that

[hoary rune]

transform races have some fun moment like riding the blazer aqua and no one knows how to switch to wheel mode

[severe garnet]

I don’t want to max out lung capacity because I’m almost never underwater

[cyan crag]

Bruh

[hoary rune]

stats decrease over time anyway

[cyan crag]

Coomer

[unreal aspen]

11 private dances

[severe garnet]

[cyan crag]

Other stats

[unreal aspen]

you started gta o before me yet you have much less play time

[lethal birch]

6 hours in 1 session lol

[cyan crag]

I play only on weekends

[unreal aspen]

i have like 20 hours in one session from afk @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Holy

[cyan crag]

What the

Longest jump the player has left unscratched

363 m

[cyan crag]

4 days in a car

Bruh

[unreal aspen]

$32 million from shares

[lethal birch]

When you start in 2016 but still lvl 123

[severe garnet]

What how

[unreal aspen]

probably the speed glitch

[severe garnet]

Ah this is singleplayer

Franklins power + brakeboost

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

[severe garnet]

This is online

[lethal birch]

What the fuck is a cliffhanger

[severe garnet]

Bike

[lethal birch]

[severe garnet]

This

[lethal birch]

Ew

[lethal birch]

Cliffhanger>pariah

[cyan crag]

Idk how

[severe garnet]

That 250mph from the D8 is probably in a stunt track

Because the deveste eight gets a lot of speed from the tubes

[dusky timber]

11m mph in a fire truck

[severe garnet]

Wha

How

[dusky timber]

gate glitch

[severe garnet]

Ah

[lethal birch]

I just saw the “m”

[unreal aspen]

$34.5k

[severe garnet]

Ouch

[dusky timber]

my current best with the current gate glitch
Highest speed in a road vehicle3,793.92 mphRoad vehicle driven fastestRhino Tank

[lethal birch]

snow in Clouds

[chilly tulip]

That just means Christmas is right around the corner.

[lethal birch]

october 13

sure

[dusky timber]

https://youtu.be/K8NbHCmR5_8

[chilly tulip]

How did you survive?

[lethal birch]

The perfect RNG doesn’t exis....

[gloomy plover]

My longest jump is like 27,000 feet lol

Me whenever I see a fighter jet minding their own business

[lethal birch]

ur jet aim is summin else

[pallid echo]

@lethal birch this in gta

[unreal aspen]

dont think so @pallid echo

[pallid echo]

Never hurts to imagine

It has a beautiful design

[cyan crag]

No

looks like a drawing of a 5 year old

[pallid echo]

No ur pfp is what looks like a 5 year old drawing

[gloomy plover]

@lethal birch thanks lol

[lethal birch]

wasnt a compliment really

[gloomy plover]

Lazer bot?

[lethal birch]

huh

[hoary rune]

don't you hate it when you wake up with a campfire stuck to your crotch

[gloomy plover]

not really that does not happen to me

[hoary rune]

now it burns me whenever i walk out of saferoom time to reset

[cyan crag]

It burns when i pee

[unreal aspen]

[cyan crag]

[hoary salmon]

There’s dickhead bullying but then there’s fun and creative bullying like this

[robust verge]

Rc tank with flamethrower

[wooden garnet]

RC Tank?

Frick yeah

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch let's beat this one tmrw k.

WAIT

[hoary salmon]

All black

My fav garage out of all mine

[unreal aspen]

classy

[lethal birch]

I will replicate that but all salmon pink

[daring spear]

I have similar color garage, all black for classic, luxury vehicles

[hoary salmon]

That’s what I did

That’s my luxury garage

All rolls royces at the front

[south lotus]

I was on gta and i found this. Look in back.

Bus decided to be a monster truck xD

[gloomy bane]

nice

ur graphics look different

what do u use

[lethal birch]

nice

[gloomy bane]

cool

[unreal aspen]

[unreal aspen]

sorry, no advertising here @coral thicket

[sullen sentinel]

@lethal birch sorry no advertizing

[regal haven]

lol finally they have been complaining about glitches&anti cheat since the beginning

finally they did something about it

[south lotus]

@gloomy bane oh you mean the graphics in my game?

[gloomy bane]

yes

[south lotus]

Reshade

[gloomy bane]

oh i see

[south lotus]

Like the car? Or well what you can see of it?

[tidal pike]

i think he means the super high saturation lol

[south lotus]

Ye reshade

It has different settings like HDR, sharpen etc.

And the colour one is called colourfulness xD. The higher it is. The brighter it is. xD

[daring spear]

You orbed the heli but the game showed you destroyed cargo too

[chilly tulip]

He was using the heli to move their gunrunning shipment. It was beautiful.

[hoary salmon]

What did you just do

You’re a disgrace

[chilly tulip]

Keeping the streets of Los Santos drug and weapon free 👍

[hoary salmon]

That went well

[dusky timber]

you should try being a flyswatter

[regal haven]

@chilly tulip hhank you

i am very pleased and happy for your service keep gtao drug free 😡 😡 😊 😊

[chilly tulip]

@regal haven Thank you, and will do!

Good to know someone appreciates all our hard work.

[unreal aspen]

i never appreciated your work? @chilly tulip

[zinc oracle]

which do yall think is more toxic, gta online or cod online

[chilly tulip]

@unreal aspen Of course you do! So many people want a crime-ridden city, and all we want to do is clean it up

[unreal aspen]

360 cod lobbies

[hoary salmon]

Some guy blew me up in my buzzard on his mk2 so I fucked him 10-1 with the FL ruiner and he threatened to track me via my IP and kill all my family

[pallid echo]

Probably some salty dorito chugger kid

[lethal birch]

Reshade
@south lotus lol i been using that also and did not get banned

[austere quest]

i wonder if that guy in the menu is a hacker, what do you guys think

[unreal aspen]

i think hes just advertising a service

[lethal birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/765672679348240414/video0.mp4

what plane is this

video credits to @hoary salmon

Loving your Hunter, Firewolf_XP

[unreal aspen]

@lethal birch it’s a molotok

[lethal birch]

kk thx

[unreal aspen]

no problem

[lethal birch]

what plane is this
@lethal birch mig-15/17

[kindred willow]

I was a broke boi before my heists today and yesterday but this man pulled up and was like “weebs out”

[lethal birch]

Still got stock wheel on there

[kindred willow]

[lethal birch]

lol that looks exactly like mine

the paintjob

!roles

?roles

[south lotus]

lol

[lethal birch]

damn dats sum high resolution

[glossy meteor]

It looks like the saturation was turned up alot

[south lotus]

ye a reshade.

[glossy meteor]

What are the probability's of getting banned with those? @south lotus

[tidal pike]

really not very high. as i used them before (even with a mod menu active) and no ban

[glossy meteor]

Thanks. Good to know

[south lotus]

it's not even a mod lol

[glossy meteor]

Well I've seen people get banned for it, cause you're changing the files

[patent knot]

any modification to the game can get you banned, rockstar even specified visual changes

can does not mean will

i think a lot of people use reshade online

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/abcyMOeKP3I

@wheat kelp

[chilly tulip]

Air-freight cargo down and ranked up!
Doing my part to keep the streets of Los Santos drug and weapon free.

[lethal birch]

respect

i shall follow your path

for justice

[unreal aspen]

some air freight cargo doesnt have drugs or weapons @chilly tulip

[chilly tulip]

It's illegal contraband. Must not make its way into Los Santos.

[frank nymph]

you monster...

[unreal aspen]

It's illegal contraband. Must not make its way into Los Santos.
@chilly tulip you have a point

[patent knot]

😔 but what if i'm selling WHO essential drugs intended to privately go to african villages in need because the large pharmaceutical companies want to stop me from doing so

[unreal aspen]

@patent knot you illegally stole it so

[patent knot]

but i am literally manufacturing it and paying for manufacture supplies

[wheat kelp]

@lethal birch just saw your msg, thanks for the link, ill give it a watch

[wicked flame]

When I drive the truck it moves the trailer too! We some how glitched it dont even know how.

[lethal birch]

lol

[strange stone]

Gravy get near your bitch disappear

[chilly tulip]

You're welcome.

[wicked flame]

Anyone want to join our session? Ps4

[tardy stone]

@wicked flame Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg
Requested by: @chilly tulip

[lethal birch]

Double trouble

[royal hinge]

[unique flax]

Air-freight cargo down and ranked up!
Doing my part to keep the streets of Los Santos drug and weapon free.
@chilly tulip what vehicle is that ur shootin from

[bold river]

It's illegal contraband. Must not make its way into Los Santos.
@chilly tulip Thank you for protecting L.S.

[forest shard]

200 trillion adenists

[hallow hearth]

When someone says “money drop” in gta online...:

[forest shard]

200 trillion adenists

[paper gate]

I need a trainer 😔

[bold river]

Lucky shot

[paper gate]

I don't need my cannon 😏

Never underestimate the power of the kinetic bomb

I admit, I was lucky here.🥲