gta-media

[jaunty lodge]

i snipe mk2 with explo sniper just because

anyways, time for cars

[lethal birch]

Im too much of a cheapskate to pvp with explosive ammo

[lethal birch]

24-1

level 211 3.58kd

[cold hawk]

wow thats big font

[lethal birch]

[tight wadi]

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

[native nova]

@cold hawk random chimp event?

[cold hawk]

what do you mean

[native nova]

you posted monke

[lethal birch]

? @lethal birch

Nice

[regal kiln]

MONKE

[sterile plover]

[cold hawk]

rate da weather

[granite owl]

[ionic void]

Modder does this lmao

[kindred niche]

The modder put you in windowed mode?

That’s the only scary thing I see here

[pure finch]

@cold hawk how did u reach North Yankton

[lethal birch]

this player is trying to kill me - I got him with my fists in the water

unfortunately I dragged a random player named Mercado into it and got us both killed

[cold hawk]

@cold hawk how did u reach North Yankton
@pure finch never did

[pure finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/662774504149483550/743475942747275334/unknown.png?width=1204&height=677

explain this

[cold hawk]

what

IDK

[icy bough]

Hey folks can anyone help me with the Numero Uno trophy?

[lethal birch]

ok

sending

the asian gang that comes from here, were they japanese or chinese?

Chinese too

[fading hawk]

triads, chinese

[lethal birch]

damn I thought it was japanese because ik during business battles, the cars that usually goes after you are Han's and Shawn's so I thought they were japanese gangs

[lethal birch]

lmao

but you get a bonus if you sell in more populated lobbies

if you wanna grind go into a solo public, dont cry in public sessions that youre getting trashed on
@swift pike

[swift pike]

you rather have a lil bonus or no risk?

use de brain

[lethal birch]

i sell with a friend in populated lobbies, most of the times it just goes fine ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[swift pike]

but if you keep getting killed to the point you come and comlpain in gta discord, you might aswell do it in solo public sessions

[lethal birch]

can't be me lol, it's very easy to deal with griefers :)

[swift pike]

yes im not talking about you tho XD

i was talking to some other guy who was complaining about griefing

and about not being able to grind without being griefed

[lethal birch]

A good way to bait broomstick griefers: have a friend collect supplies, you behind in a nightshark to absorb missiles and a friend behind half a mile away in ghost in a stromberg.

[alpine rose]

are they having political debates inside of gta

[cold hawk]

yes

[alpine rose]

Jesus

[cold hawk]

flaming monkey is their god

they just dont know

[fading hawk]

flaming chimp for first flaming chimp prezo, 2020

[native nova]

Flaming chimp event?

[alpine rose]

[novel quail]

This

This was epic

[formal imp]

Get ready get ready get ready DRAW

[junior iron]

that moment when you kill a modder multiple time, so he has to mod some visual clutter on you, so i can't see and shoot him)

[spiral sorrel]

Damn found this guy on console

[icy bough]

Bad Sport you are lol

wait how long more you gonna be a bad sport?

[spiral sorrel]

4 days @icy bough

And 22 hours@icy bough

[icy bough]

Holy Moses

Good luck 👍🏻

[exotic fossil]

getting in a bad sport legit is so difficult

[frosty horizon]

Crew rules • https://goo.gl/Hi88yz
Crew 1 Invite • https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_online_discord
Crew 2 Invite • https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_online_discord_2
Crew 3 Invite • https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_online_discord_3
Requested by: @loud grail

[tired geyser]

Next gta online vehicle leaked?

[tribal fjord]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

[hidden sage]

Finally!

[foggy plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722877967491137576/743568246598533231/FqkXLzlLPUm6DpUUMEoUGQ_0_0.png

when the pariah has big wheelspin 😳

[flint onyx]

didnt know i could get here

now i do

[pastel mantle]

MCT can be quite useful

[rich atlas]

can i share my character in here?

too bad im doing it anyway

aint she just the cutest

[harsh vortex]

That’s a cat

[rich atlas]

thats actually a wolf

she looks like a Hooter's girl. and i love it

[lethal birch]

This is the only time i would use the orbital cannon

[thorny geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428552293491933185/743599406200389682/unknown.png kekw moment

[lethal birch]

Alright bud

[unreal aspen]

lmao thats either a modded account or just shark cards

[lethal birch]

That's nothing lmaooo

[thorny geyser]

both

[unreal aspen]

level 29 in 2 months? damn

[lethal birch]

Ya broke af

[thorny geyser]

you're*

[unreal aspen]

i have 25k i deserve to be called broke

[lethal birch]

^^

[thorny geyser]

xd just finished big con

[lethal birch]

Smells broke to me

[unreal aspen]

"spelling" its grammar

[thorny geyser]

do i give a fuck xd

[lethal birch]

[unreal aspen]

Dambass man wants to correct me spelling
@lethal birch "Dambass"

sure buddy, keep telling yourself that

says the level 29

[thorny geyser]

get Mors Mutual Insurance'd

cringe

[hollow fern]

@fluid jacinth what is that third car, the white and black one

[molten veldt]

@hollow fern It's a gauntlet hellfire.

[hollow oriole]

Chillin with chill.life and uversus

[molten veldt]

But uversuspro's outfit is a monkey with a yellow t-shirt and yellow clothing

[lethal birch]

@solar flicker

Imponte nightshade is a camaro

[solar flicker]

I’m talking about the 2018-2020 style

[haughty jetty]

🙂

[primal haven]

The homing rocket is your opinion

[haughty jetty]

lol

[molten veldt]

What's that?

[dim edge]

3 crate drops 😩

[cold hawk]

cool

[lethal birch]

grenade launcher

[void cliff]

it was pure chaos

5stars : D

[high radish]

#gta-vehicles

[lethal birch]

@glass mortar fleeca?

Wait fleeca doesn't pay that much

[glass mortar]

that's prison break bruh

we we're leaving the prison by 1:47

[lethal birch]

Just do casino gold 2 man

The trick to keep your heist

You don't do prison break for money

^

[dim edge]

didn't know my cargo came with a free cop

[lethal birch]

Lmao he on xgames mode

[patent knot]

shock! betraying a friend

[lethal birch]

Beautiful, my eyes are getting pregnant

[opal plaza]

@lethal birch So the condom finally broke

nice

[lethal birch]

When you have a rtx card

[opal plaza]

Side note - its a GTX 1660 Ti

[lethal birch]

And I'm here pogging with my gt 730

[opal plaza]

As a former Gt 730 user, I feel you

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch i got my eyes on you

[upbeat finch]

yeah makes sense

[lethal birch]

Does anyone have work dispute?

@upbeat finch ?

[upbeat finch]

im like level 11 and have done jack

[inland maple]

@noble cedar That car looks nice. I don't know but I kinda like old American muscle cars.

@lethal birch Damn, just basically like you said yesterday that being a very high level is likely going to get you harassed.

[silk sonnet]

should add the flag of Venezuela to the boat with that name

[night junco]

https://youtu.be/3CitM5mlYtA

https://youtu.be/DQ3kd6DkvfE

https://youtu.be/8OvoVXaITSM

[ashen tiger]

what

[long birch]

yes

[rough topaz]

Actually put a MRBullSh1t FTW video in here 🙄

[long birch]

you dont wnat to know about the future of gta 5 online

[fathom lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739711006712004628/743730816718340136/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739711006712004628/743730882807857232/unknown.png

let's just pretend that everyone got paid

[lethal birch]

Bruh

[rough topaz]

LMAO

[lethal birch]

[jovial birch]

🤔

[median pine]

GTA gave me a cool welcome after 2 weeks

[bleak musk]

how to buy arcade games

[torn shadow]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Murica livery

[lethal birch]

Murica outfit

Murica car

[torn shadow]

It's a great combo

[lethal birch]

Poor vette

fml

50k better than etr1 though

[elder shoal]

Damn i wasn't sure if i loved or hated the livery but tnx to you now i love it @torn shadow

[torn shadow]

@elder shoal the entire car as blue smoke and white rims and red neon lights

[fluid jacinth]

https://youtu.be/kg12uhZu9_o

[grim sierra]

@torn shadow That’s disgusting

[lethal birch]

Its murica you just mad

Haters gonna hate 😪

[light pike]

No it's " and the haters gonna hate , hate , hate , hate , hate @lethal birch

[torn shadow]

I never go to gta channels at all...

[lethal birch]

No it's " and the haters gonna hate , hate , hate , hate , hate @lethal birch
@light pike k

[junior iron]

well thats weird thing to get after playing for half an hour in that same session

[lethal birch]

Orbital cannon no cooldown is back

Did it to the whole server before me

[junior iron]

are you sure its not a modder? (because isn't there some mod menus where they can order orbital strikes on players for free from the menu)

[lethal birch]

Its on ps4.

[junior iron]

oh, so more unlikely to be modder then (but not impossible)

or which console was the one with modders? (idk)

[ebon gyro]

out of body experience

[pallid rapids]

I'm so happy rn, almost 2 weeks of bullsh*t and Rockstar finally got someone competent to handle my ticket yesssss

[unreal harbor]

Lol, all the way up to tier 3, that ticket has been bounced around a lot

[lean talon]

GG 😂

[jaunty fable]

Double kill

[pallid rapids]

@unreal harbor Is that like really high up or what😂 but yea everytime they came with some ignorant reply, I just sent 5 messages with even more proof and arguments of my claims. And then they just stopped answering for 5 days until now, guess they had to process it up through the tiers lmao

[lethal birch]

Beat this 😂

[pure finch]

N how

[oak sparrow]

Nice

[pallid rapids]

Lol yes

[oak sparrow]

Tho I'd say kuruma is out of fashion

[lethal birch]

How you get that lol@pallid rapids

[pallid rapids]

I completed it but the game glitched. Rockstar got their shit together after 10 days and I just got compensated haha

[lethal birch]

@oak sparrow I mainly use it for terrbtye mission

[pallid rapids]

Haven't gotten the money yet but I'm sure it'll get here or they'll fix it quick

[lethal birch]

Oh sick

Holy Shit

What kind of fucking mods or you using

[glacial ridge]

its not a mod

[teal crypt]

That's the death bike, arena war bike

[lethal birch]

I'm using the top from one of the newer outfits. And you can use ties with it, too.

The Gruppe Sechs security guard outfit, you can change legs and add wrist accessories

[unreal harbor]

@pallid rapids tier 3 is usually pretty high up yeah. I don't know the actual structure of R*, but I wouldn't be surprised tier 3 is in direct contact with devs

[pallid rapids]

Damn. Anyway I got the money now, took bout an hour playing

[lethal birch]

I want a refund

[meager path]

This object is 2 years old today

[unreal harbor]

Just join a different session, and try again

[icy bough]

Hey lad you play on PC or in a console?

[lethal birch]

im on xb1

[lethal birch]

Sometimes you cant access to your houses because someone else is doing a mission which is not always displayed.

[charred radish]

@misty depot

[brazen cove]

Heistin time

oh shit

[lethal birch]

😪 that crew logo

[brazen cove]

What about it?

[ancient hollow]

landed

[austere peak]

Thoughts? going to make a ped with it for somebody

[icy bough]

Lucky you

[brazen cove]

Its for chop

[night junco]

https://youtu.be/zdWglgbmKSA

[prisma island]

This is amazing 🤣🤣

[ebon gyro]

fastest way to get snacks now

no transaction pending bullshit

[night junco]

https://youtu.be/qUC74zcbll4

[distant vortex]

11 car garage

[prisma island]

😂😂😂

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

[true wedge]

This is what I did to the guy in the weaponized Tampa the windows are armored btw @hearty storm @loud grail

Not that good but it’s still something

[lethal birch]

yellow? 🚪 👈

[fluid jacinth]

Yellow?@lethal birch

[marble hound]

Imagine dude

[lapis nebula]

One Oppressor more depresso

[lethal birch]

@regal kiln do ya thang

[regal kiln]

@lethal birch You are under arrest

unfunny faggio joke

[lethal birch]

You are very efficient in your job, perhaps i should reward you for your efforts when i return

[lapis nebula]

Faggio MK2

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

huh

You see my pic yet?

Yup, hot af

Military luxo

[lapis nebula]

I think rockstar kinda ran out of ideas for military vehicles like Deluxo or Stromberg

[lethal birch]

Boop Boop, im gonna shoot

[lethal birch]

Strap too big

[broken fog]

Good to see this mission is bugged. Restarted it and same thing. Would not trigger end of mission.

[pallid isle]

@lethal birch 1/10

Rate my outfit

[quick gust]

@pallid isle 2/10

[pallid isle]

@pallid isle 2/10
@quick gust why

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch 7/10
@pallid isle 5/10

[red quartz]

the hero we need no the one we deserve

[quick gust]

idk its just i dont all the head gear stuff

[pallid isle]

Fair enough

[quick gust]

its like a cringe tryhard outfit

[red quartz]

its strawberry man lol

[lethal birch]

I thought that was Elmo-

[red quartz]

lol

[primal haven]

Griefing high levels

[lethal birch]

Nice s204@grim sierra

[primal haven]

@lethal birch you stole my old pfp I can’t believe you

Profile picture

The one with the p996 lazer art

[brazen cove]

Yes

True

[winter mantle]

@lethal birch Hey, remember what I said in the #722877215926386748 channel? Could you please delete it again?

All good

[rotund bronze]

just made a new outfit

[bleak musk]

i wont that outfit

how to get those socks or whatever she is wearing!

[rotund bronze]

female character

[bleak musk]

male char cant ever it lol!?

[rotund bronze]

female only

most clothing in gta is female only

[brazen cove]

Shame

[alpine rose]

time to get an operation i guess

[bleak musk]

can we change gender of char?

@rotund bronze

[rotund bronze]

nope

[alpine rose]

really

that's a shame

[bleak musk]

i thought lester could do that LOL

[rotund bronze]

just made your 2nd char a female

[lethal birch]

I think you have to pay GTA money to make a new character but it’s been awhile since I’ve played

[rotund bronze]

@lethal birch 200k to change appearence

let me sell one cqr to check if i can chaange my gender

[lethal birch]

I remember I had a male and female character on my old account

[bleak musk]

no you cant

only using glitch can help you change gender, there isnt any working change gender glitch rn

[rotund bronze]

im now trying to change it

[lethal birch]

can we change gender of char?
@bleak musk
Yes, just delete your character and create a new one.

[rotund bronze]

@lethal birch nope

[lethal birch]

You have to go to style and theres change appearance but you have to be up to level 6

That is not for gender.

[rotund bronze]

this char is lvl 403 dont want to lose it

[lethal birch]

My old one was level 54 but I changed accounts 😔🖐🏼

[rotund bronze]

@lethal birch i tried that

[lethal birch]

this char is lvl 403 dont want to lose it
@rotund bronze
Then, tough luck.
You are stuck with your gender.

[rotund bronze]

@lethal birch 2nd char is a female

[lethal birch]

My main character is female.
I had a male character.
I deleted it when I was level 23.

[bleak musk]

you can copy char lvl on 2nd char

[lethal birch]

No, you cannot.

I thought you could 🤔 it’s been awhile since I’ve played so maybe they updated it or something

You could never copy your character's level to your secondary character.

[fading hawk]

you can, my main character is my second, and i copied up to rank 120

[lethal birch]

^

[rotund bronze]

this is the only way to get a female

make a new char

[lethal birch]

I hate that you can’t put sneakers on with stockings 😔🖐🏼

[tribal fjord]

I possibly made an oopsie

[lethal birch]

My character is so.. red lmao

[tribal fjord]

Damn chill out Trippie Redd

[lethal birch]

😌✌🏼

[balmy topaz]

Anyone know any gta money working glitch’s easy and console Xbox

[lethal birch]

@balmy topaz sadly no

[foggy plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686147411243958304/743908534294413382/x9U-yngBHEiC4MHCAW34OQ_0_0.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686147411243958304/743908506515537983/u2f8N_R6LUmsBkTLBLn0xw_0_0.png

had to drive it a bit through grass so it could finally lose traction enough for me to countersteer lol

[lethal birch]

Ooo that’s one nice looking car @foggy plinth

[foggy plinth]

thanks

[ruby dock]

@foggy plinth spoiler makes it bad

[foggy plinth]

@ruby dock

[ruby dock]

i got it now

its bc u made it a race car

[foggy plinth]

ye

wanted to make the tires yellow but it didn't fit too well

the rim that looked the closest wasn't in street

[foggy plinth]

and the tire lettering didn't match up with the sponsors

lil bit more faithful

[frosty horizon]

@wild zinc Shitposting is only allowed in #archive_memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @somber plover

[kindred ibex]

@lethal birch actually you can put em w sneakers

[lethal birch]

How? I really wanna wear sneakers with stockings 😂

[kindred ibex]

ik 😂 but it's a complicated it's basically a gl*tch

[lethal birch]

GTA should allow people to wear whatever combination they please 😔🖐🏼

[kindred ibex]

ikr they don't want us to make outfits

[potent summit]

i want to ask how its possible to be in gta5 drowned woman (story mode) in online session like player...

i found recently some modders (few of them) and one of them have this appereance women with concrete in leg and head in beg

[lethal birch]

I never heard of a drowned women i-

[potent summit]

in story mode you have underwater location of drowned women body

in online is stupid barrel

see on yt

[lethal birch]

I looked at photo and it’s low key creepy

[potent summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqcIOh0Lfeo

[fluid jacinth]

@foggy plinth I think I'll steal your emerus

[upbeat finch]

yes

[potent summit]

exectly like this model is spawned online griffer or modder...
i cannot find that in mod 😦

[fluid jacinth]

@upbeat finch that not a nice setup.. it's like idk so fucking amazing I don't have words for it

[kindred ibex]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Ugh I wish it wasn’t so difficult to have sneakers on with stockings 😔 apparently it takes awhile to do the glitch

[fluid jacinth]

@kindred ibex this looks sexy lol

[lethal birch]

@upbeat finch
How much was the wheel 👀

[kindred ibex]

Not really but you will lose all your current outfit's. which is sad 😭

[upbeat finch]

Uhh idk it's a g920

I am texting and driving!

[kindred ibex]

@fluid jacinth ty 😂

[lethal birch]

It’s $296 damn 😔 I’m broke

[fluid jacinth]

@upbeat finch at least you're not drunk texting and driving, I should put my phone down

Buurrrrrrrpp

[lethal birch]

I hate how long GTA takes to load

[fluid jacinth]

@lethal birch just load into story mode then go to invite only and then join another public session, it's way quicker than directly going into online session at the home menu

[lethal birch]

It just loaded but I’ll use that next time

[harsh flame]

Ye bois not the full jackpot but its good

[lethal birch]

This is currently my favorite outfit 😌🖐🏼

[fluid jacinth]

I think going into online directly take like 6-7 mins? This method takes around 5 mins.. at least on my pc

@harsh flame how much money did you win?

@lethal birch ooof!! Nice!!!

I just made my character like John wick

[lethal birch]

I don’t have ps plus I haven’t played gta online in a while

[harsh flame]

1.25 mil

i started with 15k

@fluid jacinth

[fluid jacinth]

Good!!

[harsh flame]

im actually surprised i won i just decided to waste 10k of chips at max bet cause i won 10k at the wheel lol

[fluid jacinth]

Maybe you're in a dream irl

[kindred ibex]

@lethal birch i love it!!

[lethal birch]

@kindred ibex thank youu

[kindred ibex]

Yw @lethal birch

[harsh flame]

lol mb i am dreaming

[foggy plinth]

@foggy plinth I think I'll steal your emerus
@fluid jacinth smh

[kindred kestrel]

Finally found all props

[tight wadi]

Ayeee same for me!

We the real alien gang

[pure finch]

@kindred kestrel i miss one prop

[kindred kestrel]

was switching sessions for like an hour

[pure finch]

i need the one who randomly spawns in north los santos area

near the arcade

[pallid isle]

had to drive it a bit through grass so it could finally lose traction enough for me to countersteer lol
@Admiral.PLUSULTRA#9926 that car is so annoying to drive

[kindred kestrel]

@pure finch which one?

[pure finch]

uh idk

[kindred kestrel]

ohh

[pure finch]

its a event

[kindred kestrel]

i see

[pure finch]

near the arcade

and as u said since the dlc came out 3 days ago! im still waiting for the event

[foggy plinth]

@foggy plinth that car is so annoying to drive
@pallid isle

it's not annoying to drive at all

it just really requires a lot of feathering

[pallid isle]

I like how u made it

[foggy plinth]

so you don't lose grip

[pallid isle]

Them rims on it are 🔥

[foggy plinth]

the blue or black one?

[pallid isle]

Black

[lethal birch]

So you rich rich 👀

[foggy plinth]

wanted the rims to be as close as possible on the blue one

while also keeping the yellow lettering xd

[compact path]

FINALLY UNLOCKED THE YUNG ANCESTOR OUTFIT

srry for bad quality

[tight wadi]

Ayee

[compact path]

Also the outfit fits well with the black gaiter

[foggy plinth]

wait, where exactly do you find the black gaiter?

been trying to find the hat and mask combi forever

[compact path]

@foggy plinth u need to chose the outfit in ur final

Its like in the high end crook

I THINK

Just chose the outfit that has the mask, it is availible for any aproach

[foggy plinth]

ye its high end, ive played dch like 60+ times

still cant find it except for saved outfits

[compact path]

Oh

Its in the mask store

Lemme check which category

In the mask store its under the diamond casino heist section

[sage edge]

FINALLY UNLOCKED THE YUNG ANCESTOR OUTFIT

srry for bad quality
@compact path 🥂

[foggy plinth]

@compact path THANK YOU

[compact path]

@sage edge lets gooooo

@foggy plinth also, if u go to a STORE

u can equip glasses

[sage edge]

@sage edge lets gooooo
@compact path we got those

[glass mortar]

so we posting outfits huh

in that case https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/389542401418723328/696877606246547497/GTAC1.png

[compact path]

Niiicceee

[kindred kestrel]

this is my 2 main outfit

sry 3 xd

[elfin arrow]

the flight bomber jackets are nice

[glass mortar]

i wish the black one didn't have color issues

i'd use the black one if it wasn't like that

[elfin arrow]

"black" suit pants are fucking purple

[hardy coral]

Finally gta is good to me

[glass mortar]

it's purple and green because it's discoloration from lowering the texture resolution

a lot of black clothing has this issue

[kindred kestrel]

1 month ago I've got every podium vehicle for 3 weeks

[elfin arrow]

at least the black fitted suit pants are actually black

[glass mortar]

i wish there was more crew color-orientated clothing

crew color bomber jackets wouldve been really nice

[tight wadi]

Crew color shoes

[kindred kestrel]

there is 1 thing I would like to see in GTA in the future and that is a mazda miata like car

[tight wadi]

YESS

[foggy plinth]

so we uhh sharing outfits?

[tight wadi]

THE MIATA WOULD BE SICK

[compact path]

MIATA
IS
ALWAYS
THE
ANSWER

[foggy plinth]

rx7 fd/fc when?

[tight wadi]

RX7 is a beaut

[fresh copper]

Gave my character a redesign, really like the final product

[cinder wadi]

Nice

[foggy plinth]

@fresh copper you look like someone out of ghost recon wildlands

[grizzled parcel]

This is how our online characters run their MC businesses when we're offline

[upper obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmZG62wVLNA&t=6s

I am a hardcore tryhard, and I am proud of it

the type of players I go after are KD warriors, toxic players, people who kill others that are minding their own business in general

[lethal birch]

@forest latch

[forest latch]

Bruh

[lethal birch]

Fucking fortnite ad 🤮

[forest latch]

Hmm so which one would be best for setups

That’s all I care about setups ion care about the actual heist me and my friend can do it in 10 mins

Setups take longer cause they tedious

[lethal birch]

If La Mesa didnt have that annoying garage then it would the best since it has aircraft spawns but if you own a Mk2 and dont really care about money, well 8bit then idk

if you're strapped for cash go la mesa

[forest latch]

okay thank m8

Plus the arcades half off

Would la mesa still be better

[foggy plinth]

imo videogeddon is the best

shortest drive to casino, if you get mc clubhouse weapon spawn its also the closest, and its pretty damn close to the docks/lsia iirc

[lethal birch]

Hehe got kicked out of a heist just because I’m level 3 even though I know how to do most of these heists 😌✌🏼

[foggy plinth]

it is what it is dude just grind ur level 4heeaaad

[lethal birch]

It is what it is 😔

[elfin arrow]

rpging jets is satisfying

[kindred ibex]

@elfin arrow i wish i was good at it 😞

[lusty citrus]

Why do those xbox graphics look so much better than ps4 😖

[arctic bramble]

I mean you can’t really blame them for kicking you

If a level 3 joined your heist then it’s fair to assume that they’re shit

[gilded storm]

lol

[tired shoal]

Only got on for this vehicle

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

@arctic bramble I’m not blaming them, I knew it would happen which is why I’m nervous to join any other heist 😂

[bright tundra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJsN68Li4U

[primal haven]

Bad at ground combat and air combat

[brazen cove]

Cringe video as a whole

[summer panther]

This is what I'm talking about, anyone else experiencing that modeling issue?

[brazen cove]

Wat

[primal haven]

It looks like they meant to put that there

[tired shoal]

Classic midnight purple with a orange pearl

[upbeat finch]

how could this possibly go wrong

[fervent sleet]

Is this shirt any,rare?

[digital grotto]

So what are we talking about

This chat is dead

Gta

[leaden turtle]

car

[glass mortar]

@fervent sleet i believe that shirt was given to people who had content verified by r*

or it could have been another event at the time

[fervent sleet]

Wat,do u mean?

[glass mortar]

but yes it's rare either way

[fervent sleet]

Content verified?

[glass mortar]

races/deathmatches/etc

[fervent sleet]

Oh..

I mightve got it a while back from a crate tbh

[glass mortar]

thats what i said

it couldve been from an event, cuz iirc the content verified tee is black with the logo

[fervent sleet]

Its from 6 years ago. Damn

I also have red skull v neck mhm

[tight wadi]

Rate the fit

Seems legit

[fallow wren]

Is this shirt any,rare?
@fervent sleet I also have that shirt apparently it was bugged back in the day and would randomly drop for players. I checked the support awhile back and it said it was a glitch

Still rare af tho

[sly gate]

someone walking means they are gonna kill you? okay

[lethal birch]

More kills

Meeting someone at the same day and talking about the dumbest things 30-40 min while you chill in your arena workshop, things like this always feels nice and cool that its still happening in this game

[jade breach]

THIS IS STORY MODE

[fleet roost]

Bruh kd warriors these days

What?

Ohh i get it

[wispy sigil]

Lots of b words and n words

[lethal birch]

nice people

[wispy sigil]

Would definitely visit this lobby to do my heist prep in public

[fleet roost]

He still at it

[lethal birch]

Just send him memes

[fleet roost]

Still at it, blocked him anyways

Like he’s crazy

[lethal birch]

Should've just sent him pictures of lobsters

[fleet roost]

Ooo

Oh im unblocked him

Imma do it

[lethal birch]

"likes when ur girl fucks other dudes"

Now send him pictures of big fat lobster until he gives up

[fleet roost]

"likes when ur girl fucks other dudes"
@lethal birch imagine saying that to a 13 year old kid

[lethal birch]

damn ngl kinda felt that a bit tbh

[fleet roost]

@lethal birch thank you master

[lethal birch]

"schlurpin" bruh

[fleet roost]

@lethal birch I literally feel better now

[lethal birch]

Good

Now whenever someone talks nuts and pikes, just hit em with lobster pics. Saying a single word makes your attempts invalid

[fleet roost]

Imagine all this because he was in the way of me doing a prep

[lethal birch]

Now whenever someone talks nuts and pikes, just hit em with lobster pics. Saying a single word makes your attempts invalid

[fleet roost]

Its perfect

[chrome crag]

[fleet roost]

I never believe in actual tryhards

Until i met this eldood

[small hedge]

That exact run they died to propellers

[fleet roost]

Oof

[upbeat finch]

hmm

[fleet roost]

Interesting

[night junco]

https://www.svg.com/231135/gta-voice-actors-tease-gta-online-return/

[tired shoal]

My 2 Benny's vehicles

[gilded kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izcgad9vQOo

[shy heart]

👽

[lethal birch]

gg

[leaden turtle]

river

[frosty horizon]

ctzod#1023 was banned | Advertising

[dull inlet]

😎

[frosty horizon]

@pulsar jolt Shitposting is only allowed in #archive_memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @lethal birch

[pulsar jolt]

suck my balls lmao

[lethal birch]

Sure

[pulsar jolt]

thanks

[frosty horizon]

HighPingHero#0234 was muted | Shitposting

[lethal birch]

No problem

[dull inlet]

👀

[glass mortar]

@delicate lintel @winter mantle @eternal swallow

this example isnt perfect but its to show you what me and doomsday are going to do

i'll need to perfect it tomorrow

[eternal swallow]

Damn

[glass mortar]

so that when we do it the day after i can pull it off consistently

its gonna be hard

those 3 jumps i have to take are difficult to control due to the size of the vigilante

but with enough practice i'll get a feel for it

[eternal swallow]

👍👍

[delicate lintel]

Yeah it's the perfect speedrun strat

[winter mantle]

@eternal swallow Also have confident in yourself when we do the heist, don’t get stressed and upset because we are a team

[eternal swallow]

I know I’m sorry I just feel bad for wasting y’alls time

[glass mortar]

youre not wasting our time man

this fucking piece of shit game is

if the timer wasn't so strict we probably would have had it already

[eternal swallow]

Yeah 😫

[lime vault]

this is why the dune buggys my favorite car

wack physics

[lethal birch]

What's the best getaway car he gives?

[fading hawk]

vagrant

[winter ledge]

lmao

i did zhaba for trade price

[fading hawk]

pain

[winter ledge]

vagrant is good tho

havent driven it, but the handling looks pretty good

[lethal birch]

I cannot see shit

Just take a screenshot

[wispy quarry]

just get firefighter lol

does the exact same thing

[frank lantern]

What's the best getaway car he gives?
@lethal birch idk if getaway cars even useful since u just rob a random street car on the road to evade the cops

[lethal birch]

o

idk if getaway cars even useful since u just rob a random street car on the road to evade the cops
I think getaway car's are only used if the hel does not spawn or if you need or want the trade price

[frank lantern]

yes that

[lethal birch]

trade price?

[winter ledge]

bruh

[frank lantern]

trade price; basically makes it cheaper once u did the thing

[lethal birch]

ooh

[winter ledge]

yeah it does get cheaper if the women like it

after we do the thing, that is

[frank lantern]

example is the drift yosemite: 1.2m (something idk) full price, once u did the heist using it and completed it, u can get the trade price which is 900k something

[lethal birch]

ooh sick 👀

[winter ledge]

i dont think you have to drive it to the deliver point, just get in it and take it to heli or something

[frank lantern]

u can check what to do to get the trade price by dragging ur mouse in the trade price button thingy (a message pops up on the upper left)

[rocky thicket]

https://youtu.be/Fee75Fz5jRw

4:24
Which livery is it on oppressor mk2?

I have all bunker research but still can't find it

Is it some merge glitch?

[night bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P80_y7oTFrA&feature=youtu.be

My attempt at running the BR8 around a Monaco-style F1 circuit

[lethal birch]

the way he looks at me though

[alpine rose]

he's weirdchamping you

[fervent sleet]

[bleak musk]

@fading geyser

[fading geyser]

How the..

[arctic zenith]

Massive debt

lol

[rough topaz]

Makes no sense

[daring spear]

On PC everything is possible

[lethal birch]

i did zhaba for trade price
@winter ledge surprisingly, the Zhaba can drive on water

[fresh copper]

@uncut pelican here is where mine spawned

[uncut pelican]

I know that place

Even tried the highway

@fresh copper

[lethal birch]

damn im still waiting on the last one

[ionic void]

When a modder helps me do a heist.

[native nova]

wrong channel, but ok

[north sundial]

Tfw you are helping someone collect motorbikes (!) to bring to their Paleto arcade (!!) and they decide to shoot down your cargobob (!!!).

[pure finch]

Whats wrong with my phone

[glass mortar]

@sterile egret @delicate lintel @eternal swallow

hate this game tbh

[eternal swallow]

[glass mortar]

the run right after that i made all 3 jumps

but i managed to make it in less than 2 minutes

i hate driving that thing

[sterile egret]

owns stilt house

[glass mortar]

you have to own that house

[sterile egret]

no

[glass mortar]

its the only way to save time in the EC

yes

the timer starts the moment you leave

and it's the closest to the top of the map

[lethal birch]

Found someone with some cool tricks on Xbox today!

[tribal fjord]

Lmao console has god mode now

[fervent sleet]

@tribal fjord god mode glitches are no new thing lmfao

[lethal birch]

waiting

running

me on da mark 2

[pure finch]

Brooomstixk

[teal crypt]

Trollstick

[upbeat finch]

aww hell yeah just in time

[fervent sleet]

In 10mins

This new glitch is amazing ( only moneyfrom bank)

[pure finch]

How tf ya got this money

[quick gust]

seems kinda scuffed if you ask me

[spiral sorrel]

@pure finch apartment glitch 2.0

And if you wanna ask how we can’t say here

[fervent sleet]

Made 16mil in 7 minutes

[silent oyster]

that uh

is rather impressive

[lethal birch]

@bleak musk noob

[quick gust]

he has spent 1 billion tho

so idk

also how are you guys spending more than you have made

i get that the top part doesnt always match the total earned part

but like damn you have spent 6x times more than what the game says you have made

[fresh copper]

I have that too, because some random modder once gave me 600 mil

R* took it away though

[quick gust]

man if rockstar looked at their own system that tracks stats

they could catch soo many people who participate in money glitches and drops

but they would have to make it so it tracks all money made in the game

cause half the time if i do casino heist and my cut is like 60% or more the money doesnt get counted to my "Jobs" total cash earned

but it gets counted to my total earned stat overall

plus they should change other to made during sells for mc or ceo

cause i dont think that gets picked up either by the cash earned chart

[lethal birch]

Made 16mil in 7 minutes
@fervent sleet well how does it work i need the moneyzzzz

Brøthër? @fervent sleet

[quick gust]

agreed

[fresh copper]

How come everyone is so rich lol i have literally no money

[lethal birch]

Same here

[quick gust]

you either gotta grind

[teal crypt]

It's modded money

[quick gust]

or mod

[fresh copper]

ay money = money

[lethal birch]

But im talking about the xbox players

[teal crypt]

I mean I have modded money haha

[quick gust]

its almost impossible to have millions if you play casually

[lethal birch]

That is true

[quick gust]

probably exploiting bugs that allow them to make stupid amount of money

[teal crypt]

It would take literal years to get all the stuff I have I think

[quick gust]

maybe max

[lethal birch]

Well sadly je aint awnsering ffs

[quick gust]

i did a test i got a new gta account so it had 0 dollars on it 1 character and lvl 1

in around a year of playing this game here and there

made around ~500m

[teal crypt]

Ok so it would take about two years then

[quick gust]

only thing i did was casino gold dupe and that i will honestly say is probably 150m to 200m of my total money made

[teal crypt]

Yeah I could grind heists that's what ppl do usually

[lethal birch]

Or just b2b

[quick gust]

rest was mc, bunker, ceo crates, bunker, and night club of course

[lethal birch]

But u need friends for that sooooo

[quick gust]

i got me the golden secroserve throphy

[teal crypt]

How do you get that

[lethal birch]

Doing like 1000 cargo missions i think

[quick gust]

you need to start a crate source mission 1000 times

[teal crypt]

How can I see how many I've done and does 3 crates do it faster than 1

[quick gust]

i always did 3 crate so i had to get 3000 crates for the trophy minus any rare crates i got

[teal crypt]

I see

[quick gust]

all crate amounts only count as 1 mission

so it would take longer doing 3 crates a time than doing 1

plus it would cost alot more

[fervent sleet]

@lethal birch dm me

[lethal birch]

Tried

It didnt let me

[quick gust]

i probably have spent 20 million on sourcing crates alone

cause im at my 1600th source mission

[fervent sleet]

Now

[teal crypt]

I wanna get 20 mil in sales to fill my office up with cash

[quick gust]

i think it only takes 10 million

[teal crypt]

Oh that's good

9 to go

[quick gust]

i wish it kept climbing as you got to the 50m and 100m total earned

cause id like to see how crazy it could get

like huge gold bars laying around the office if you get to 50m

[slate adder]

some modder putted all of these on me

I joined another server

or, session, still had it

fixed it, thank god

[teal crypt]

Yeah you have to restart whole game I think

[bleak musk]

@bleak musk noob
@lethal birch wtf mann, I spent 1B LOL

man if rockstar looked at their own system that tracks stats
@quick gust their stats page is broken from 6 years do a quick google search, that's why they can't look at that page and catch people who glitch and yeah
If a modder gave me money without my consent I can't do anything and r* can't ban me for that
LOL

[quick gust]

you can report picking up modded money if you really want to be sure that you dont want to get banned

and im pretty sure they take it off your account but idk never had to do it cause i dont seem to find many modders in my lobbies any way

[quick gust]

when you buy all the bennys cars you are missing from your collection cause the converstions are 30%

so far down 3 million and i havent even brought a car to bennys yet

[candid creek]

@oblique nest @fading hawk

[fading hawk]

mm, odd

[oblique nest]

Try restarting

[candid creek]

aight

[oblique nest]

I’ve got no clue what causes this

[candid creek]

thanks

[fading hawk]

change session, restart, try stealing another sultan and see if that works

if none do, might wanna send a support ticket?

[candid creek]

i tried two different sultans i own

not making i ticket unless i restart and it doesn't work

[versed aurora]

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[candid creek]

hmmmmm

sounds fishy

[quick gust]

lebanon more like lebagon

[lofty hull]

Hilarious dude

We also care so much about your 2000 hours

[quick gust]

they treat me different cause im on the spectrum

[rare cedar]

lebagon lol

@lofty hull i probbly have more cromozomes than u

[quick gust]

facts

qs got like double your count man

get your chrommies up

[rare cedar]

how do u spell cromozome

[quick gust]

i think you got it

👍🏿

[lofty hull]

if you have more

you probably have down syndrome

which wouldn't surprise me

[rare cedar]

mean

[lofty hull]

also, its spelled chromosome

[quick gust]

more = up

sir your not making any sense

[rare cedar]

yea wtf

[quick gust]

how can it be called DOWN syndrome if he got MORE than you

[rare cedar]

if i know more math than u i am smarter right? so i have more cromozome i am smarter, i have more money i am smarter

[quick gust]

facts

frfr

[rare cedar]

kermit buddy what happened to ms piggy? divorce? aww

[quick gust]

oink oink your wifes a pig

[rare cedar]

🐽

[quick gust]

lol

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/WHfMMYSX48I

Im DEFINITELY doing this

[brazen cove]

Feels good to be rich

[quick gust]

ok

[primal haven]

you probably have down syndrome
Oh

Damn

[quick gust]

lol

love getting people heated off problems that arent theirs

[brazen cove]

Down is named after the person that had it not any value

[quick gust]

shitty name

[rare cedar]

i do hav syndrome

[brazen cove]

ok

[quick gust]

they do be treating me dif cuz im on the spektrum

[rare cedar]

• kodadk blaCK

[quick gust]

agreed

[rare cedar]

Yall just mad i got more crommies

[quick gust]

frfr

[pure finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662774504149483550/744214265401049245/save_1.png what happened to my phone ?

[glass mortar]

it's just a visual bug

[lethal birch]

Lmao wrf

yeah it happened to me too

[brazen cove]

Happened to me with the orb cannon lol

[brazen cove]

Nice

[foggy plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686147411243958304/744307232774160514/maPK43cec0OVSVVUCTpA2w_0_0.png

black custom's mine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686147411243958304/744307203695050772/XtHbCab42Ui4jD-Bfw6lZQ_0_0.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686147411243958304/744307187312099419/FQPYzW5MnUeYXcQ2sc45PQ_0_0.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686147411243958304/744312823311761428/T_IBqjiBek2Nn_TH2geEnw_0_0.png

[lapis nebula]

is this intentional that when stromberg gets damaged its doors get abit opened ?

[foggy plinth]

crew's meet was fun af

[storm laurel]

yes @lapis nebula

[void cliff]

Feels good to be rich
@brazen cove indeed

[cyan maple]

625K

[void cliff]

How long

[cyan maple]

3 times @void cliff

[lapis nebula]

I wish it was possible to put utlity vest over this

[lethal birch]

THE NEW APARTMENT GLITCH IS OP

[lapis nebula]

This

or

[lethal birch]

How bout no

^

[neat falcon]

The white one suits better generally, but I agree with @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

I think i wasnt clear

How bout no

[neat falcon]

You're clear man, the pants don't suit the Blazer.

Better with shorts on and no illuminated clothing.

[fervent sleet]

@lethal birch tf is that editing

Adding some loud ass shitty music and screen glitchy looking ass doesnt make u good at the game kek

[lethal birch]

still up tho

Bruh

My eyes hurt from them shitty filters

God mode speedo

Gay af

still up tho

Shame this isnt considered a shitpost

[winter mantle]

Ngl, that video is very poorly executed

[lethal birch]

it’s only my second edit lmao chill out

bigger shitpost than oyff and flying kitty

@lethal birch trash godmode speedo lmao 🤢

do huh

still up

is his argument really gonna be im up

[winter mantle]

I mean it’s obvious that it was bad even if it was just your second editing

[lethal birch]

i liked the savage kill

I mean it’s obvious that it was bad even if it was just your second editing
lets be honest even after a 500th edit its gonna be bad

i tpd to my facilty and he sat in the open hangar thinking i would waste much orb but took out my savage

pls snipe

this server very toxic ngl

gives options on the video
This server is toxic

you’ve lost daddy status

i wouldn’t say calling me gay is an opinion on the vid but okie dokie

[winter mantle]

Take criticism for your future editings, that’s all I can say

[dusky timber]

nice clothing 👕

[lethal birch]

i wouldn’t say calling me gay is an opinion on the vid but okie dokie :GL_disappear:
That was another person who said that

bruh

i said the server is toxic and there’s ur example of the server being toxic

Take criticism for your future editings, that’s all I can say
truer words never spoken

one person says something
whole server is toxic

Godmode speedo drivers ^

gm speedo is fun bc kids like u get so pissed it’s so funny

joe mama

who’s joe mama