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what was the approach
aggressive
how you know 
Whyd you say duggan for big con 
in case you somehow trigger the alarm
Well he probably didn't choose gruppe sechs disguises
also I always get the route
What disguises you using?
mainly because that 1 guard going to the clothes doesn’t appear
hahahahaha
you have to go 3rd person to see him and 3rd person is for trash players
Anything but gruppe sechs in big con is essentially stealth with extra steps
cuz you don't have any silenced weapons
@dawn crystal he chose 7%?
Oh Chester
eh not really

High rank can mean modded/bought account
he’s just dumb and not willing to listen 

kill him until he leaves after the heist

or a mark2
I hope the next heists will allow you to double cross your teammates
that could be a new take on heists
like in the dark knight?
''guy told me i should kill him once i was done, one less share right?''
😔homie fuckin died
''funny, he told me the same thing''
@dawn crystal just destroy every vehicle he spawns from the mechanic in freemode so he has to pay insurance
Or you could push all his vehicles into the water
pretty sure he was like this in the heist "it's not my fault I keep dying, it's your fault"
that's never gonna happen unfortunately
pretty much never
it's very unlikely
they want players to collaborate on jobs
if the shits too easy to solo grind then well uh
there's no reason to play with friends and they dont want that lol
horny little kids learning young 
so he agrees at anything except being shit?
ive seen that kid before 
i think I have one added
is it though

cant they just have regular usernames 
probably

like reports even work 
@dawn crystal simps


trevor gaming

@barren talon
Nice land
That’s just a bike from destiny 2

@primal haven how can you see and chase other jets at air so easy? i spend like 5 mins to see where they are
Welp
Hoe
If you have Xbox I’ll appreciate the help 
Rip
Congrats on the level up doe
Only 1.5 bar mental state imagine
Level 541 and not all stats are maxed
nope PC 😦
Literally the exact same lobby I got badsport in and someone joined and this starts playing
I love game chat
hummer guy is your friend

Yessir
Ye
wanted to get the 'full' model but wasn't lucky enough
Have one outfit with it
happy enough with the open bag but eh
not as good looking as the 'full' one
the best part about this bag
is that it's coded to disappear when entering a vehicle
so there isn't any clipping
Mad
I have one question... how?
5:12 fleeca, 3:59 prison break, 9:31 humane, 5:27 series A, 9:42 pac standard
GG (btw I had the t shirt long ago XD)
still wish i had my own team for it but oh well
:d what
wait 3 minutes for prison break? 
yeah like this is legit
@hot chasm is this u ? cuz if its not than theres a high chance he bets on the casino using glitch
1.1B i mean come on
i know how to do it , lol u can get 40mill with that glitch in 10mins , but i cant tell u how in here
Um
downloaded the no boundary limits mod for SP, and boi its time to go to space
🚮
the tiniest bandito that could
Didn't know you could trip players with it too
same
I spent 200 MIL on cars
@lethal birch whats that yellow car called
Tempesta
thanks
this needs to be the new lester bot logo
xddd
yo tf happened to this guys kd
wait 3 minutes for prison break?
@lethal birch prison break timer starts when you meet the professor.
You need to take him out to the sky by 4:40mins
hmmm
oh boy I see a daytona
BROOOOOOOO OMG BEST HAND IN POKER
Mine as soon as released 
We don’t know
Oh ok
@orchid wharf new location / heists isn’t until later this year, probably for the December update
Doomsday was pretty huge, doubt this might include a new location... might just be a long drawn out heist.
Only I want its a mega military car where you can enter with 8 friends
IPUC seats 9 players
I mean with turrets, rockets, miniguns, granades, etc
places where you can lean out and use any weapon
like a mega tank
What
I want an aircraft carrier and a drivable multiplayer battleship
ive been playing some gta sa bc thats the newest gta my pc can handle LOL
how tf your pc cant run a game from 2013
I mean, its a game with very big graphic load
but still its a game from 2013
wow 
@loud bluff
Lmao u can reverse search it in google lol
This was my older one
This had rtx 2060
Currently using this
Looks sweet!
GTA-Media
Proceeds to send a PC pick
🗿
pic*
Imagine lying
@loud bluff how didnt understand
@primal haven gg
gg?
@primal haven y's ur stealth low tho
I'm congratulating you headass
Oh
I didn’t want to be a badsport tho
Wish i had that kd
I do
Im tryna get my kd to a 3
Atleast 2.75 but it barely moves anymore
2v1s got me like 😔
Lmao
ugly guy

that's peak gta@molten veldt
lif ur lookin for an mc on gta hit me up

I hate people like u
Its 2-0 so ur just killing hi, for no reason with ur jet basically
That was a close one 
Lucky guy
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she just do her job 

Casino is rigged
🔥 rate it
2nd ones lit
@restive spade @swift pike thx 
Need new PS4 friends! Dm me 🤠
Yoo anyone have the diamond casino heist? I'll help ya'll out and I can hack fingerprints too.
I've done it enough to get 30 mil lol i do that shit alot
What the fucking fuck
@pearl eagle any footage of this monstrosity
wheres my tron bike 
oh
Lol
you poor soul
Throwback thursday
Kek

I like this cctv filter, makes everything look all creepy/vintage.
I put 5 sticky bombs on a Besra, flying into someone is way more fun
@pearl eagle NEW DLC LEAKED ?!?!? 69.420million is gonna be the price?!?!
would be funny if it were mk1
@frosty nacelle buy one get one free
That's on Xbox actually
Especially with an outfit like that
Somebody wanted this so here you go
Where lol
Lmao tryhard?
that kd is slightly worrying
Nice
Watch this
I don’t even care about my kd
Yes
Wait y’all can’t even lie this outfit is lowkey fire
5
7 maybe
White helmet + White Vest + White Joggers
That's the standard outfit for me
Nice
Obviously mods with those stat wth
No because its a new account easy to get your kd up
@rough viper can be done with secondary characters 
Yeah but that’s Lvl 100 bb
Lmao no wonder@lethal birch 
Must have killed like 30 or 60 players
I lowkey wish I was level 1000 so this screenshot would look cleaner
I would wear longer pants
Yeah but Drillchan does not approve of tattoo
I feel so old spending so much time on fancy clothes in this game
And yet I barely constitute as an adult
Like everyone is out here wearing the Oppresor Mk.2 robes
And I’m trying to look like a rich gun runner who has a car hobby
Like I’m mad about the fact that you can’t wear some suit pants and watches together and I feel like the only one who knows that
@wispy quarrylol
blue tryhard
I got the white, red, purple orange green sets of those
I'm blue dabadee
Office garage 
PS3 used to be moddable
But im just saying its possible
Yup
I was too young to be playing GTA back then so I legit grinder like a no life
Was regrettable but am happy now
I also have blue outfit bc am cool
Yeah single crates are super good
Dummy thicc
I keep it there just because
I'm mentally attached to my black fingerless gloves
Does anyone else own this shirt?
Nope
I think on my ps4
Oh
Impressive
It’s a shirt for dumb people like me or good grinders
It was given out for people who bought the X80 when it came out
Which is why it is not a move to own
Lol
sometimes i hate having shit textures but then again...
Lol poor guy
I feel that pain
I used to no life Wow and wanted to max the grafix but couldn’t. It made me sad he.
*sad
Lol
to answer that, we need to go back the summer of 87' @formal imp
next time i wont drive a khanjali to the casino
Need new PS4 friends!!! Dm me if interested 🤠
@dire locust Use the appropriate Looking for Group (LFG) channel to find people to play with:
Apartment: #archive-ps|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps|doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
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when you get kicked in the ass
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Leaks

go go go

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WTF

?ban @shadow barn advertising
OY
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Sorry the prefix is like different on every single server with dyno
1st wrong individual,then ? instead of !
bro aqua
dumb gopnik
scroll up in #gta-vehicles to see this beautiful countach i made
k

@tribal jackal sounds legit
"AD"
Nice

0 signs
Lmao



It's so sad but also so funnx
Yea lol
Weirdly enough I haven't seen anyone griefing with mk2 on PC 
Hang on

hummer guy
Huh???
Lol this dude
Yea i remember i signed that petition months ago
Why did they even bother to make this petition?
R* wouldnt even give a fk lol
They knew it'll never happen
I guess as a sign to Rockstar or something
7.5k is pretty small
There's another one by hummer, buff b11
Of course
Why not nerf one thing and break another one
B11 is fine as it is damnit
Cannons suck as lmao
It would be game breaking then
I mean it has explosive cannon, armor AND countermeasures
@daring spear so we cant use cannons while in air-to-air?
Name me a plane tankier than B-11
Godmode seebreeze
Explosive MG is enough to shred most aircrafts

@lethal birch that works
Lazer is paper, starling is paper, pyro is fast but also paper
The B11 cannon is super fine for someone with decent aim
This comes from someone who uses the Buzzard MG primarily btw

Ive seen something related to gta for petition
Nothing is more satisfying than winning a dogfight in an MG buzzard against a lazer
Aim was 150k signs
Thing I don't know wtf was R* thinking is that why B-11 has limited missiles
@daring spear logic
Probably because it hs slightly better missiles than stock ones
Lol
Yea me too i just use barrage and homing
Question to you: Akula homing or Akula barrage?
Answer determines IQ level of yours
Akula only has 4 barrages 
Akula homing
Barrage means no beep beep so surprise attack
I'd take hunter barrage
And cops are not in the way
@hollow lagoon air to ground
I hate it how they always suck in your missiles
So no beep beep
Akula is the best "surprise mfker" type of attack
Lmao y are we in this server tbh
I once waited 30 minutes in an Akula to get a kill on an ewo tryhard
Second is prob off radar/ghost org chernobog
He left immediatly after that
I'm always surprised how these tryhards can have a KD under 10 with that playstyle

lmao

Tryharding not epic
what video ':I

?
It be like that

One of the crew members in DARK (no longer in it because of lobby jumpers) and one of the best helicopter pilots.
He only uses vehicles that’s kinda what happens
xbox
🚮
while i'm at it
ps
🚮
pc
🚮
🧢
👕
👖
Just a job I like
oh hi oleg, long time no see! it's terroryaki
Getting good with the jet
One of the hardest buttons I've ever had to click.
@lethal birch I’ll 1v1 dogfight you again when you can stall effectively
Example is above
The elite platform to pkay gtav on is ps3 and 360
nice :c
i got it for anime
No doubt it’s frozen
Seems legit
@lethal birch
Great sarcasm you have.
Ikr
@true wedge its rockets lmao i was talking about mk2 homing missiles
Ik
Number 1-10 how nice is it?
Depends on if 1 is bad and 10 is good or if it is the other way around.
1 is bad and 10 is good
Why?
He looks extremely ugly, in my opinion.
But because of his craziness, doesn’t this fit him pretty well?
This Michael look from 1-10
Michael looks ike a rich school kid, from a country that does not have school uniform.
I will give him a 3.5.
Idk all single player characters are hard to get down well
They all look fine with their regular outfits
nice kill!
ITS A HELL OF A DODGE
My first clip that I downloaded
And the first jet I took down with a rpg.
I might be wrong about it being the first jet takedown with a rpg but it’s the first one I remember
Can sum one help me with my set up
Sure
@dusky timber something is horrendously wrong with him if he made only 50 million in 2000 hours
By "heisting" I think he meant apartment heists because 50m in 2000 hours is definitely not that of a grinder
There's no way he's a "grinder" after that
Rockets from vehicles like the mk2 deal less damage than regular RPGS
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RPGS have much higher damage and as a result are capable of destroying things like the nightshark more quickly
but only 4 rockets is probably the incorrect amount
@primal haven lsia hangar or zancudo hangar?
I use lsia
Closest to los santos and los santos is where you’ll be most of the time
Zancudo is just stupid unless you trying to do a military RP @median pine
Oh okay thanks
Aaand you spawn inside lsia if you die as opposed to spawning on the street just outside. Makes a difference during pvp.
Yes
Imagine not flying a Hunter that aint under hangar boost
speaking of luck XD
Damnnnnn
2 million is nothing
As yes, true skill lol.
Reupload 
Shhhhh I want attention


And ur a car guy so your opinion doesn't matter L 0 L
who
!ban @river hound NSFW
I can't find user @river hound.
@red crescent 
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I can't even escape them on 360
I sent an EXTENSIVE amount of proof that my game glitched, resulting in me not getting my 12m from CMM. And Rockstar has the nerve to give me this reply, literally patronizing me and trying to convince of something that isn't true. This is so ridiculous it's almost funny wow
Thats fucked
They take like 1 day between each reply, and it's a new person each time. Like wow lmao
Try calling maybe?
So you know you get an actual person instead of an auto response
Hmm could be an idea. Might be xspensive cause I live in another country though. I'll check up on it
The sad part is that most games have a community manager
Gta lacks this which creates a divide from the devs and its players
I love when companies have live chats. Then you can actually proof and ask about things in real time, instead of waiting 24h for some snarky response
Halfway full of chips
ah yes time to deposit all the money i have made from the casino heist in the last few months
hopefully new dlc doesnt patch it

one casino heist should be enough to reach the goal
Yeah you'll make 1 million or more on casino
just 3hrs work but need friends for finale
I now own them all thanks to @glass mortar
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Framing I'd say
Secondary features
Ambient ad well
the new hatchback rockstar released
For context, this guy was a griefer, killing everyone using a jet using Ghosts, off radar
uh, k.
cba to even insult people in game. just move on instead. insulting doesnt make your peepee grow bigger too anyway 🚮 
Imma keep saying this
Real
Real
@high radish no, no way, no fucking way, you're just lying
Real
no
here
looks gr8 lad
Yea that is basically just an off white pattern. Did you have something in mind that would separate yourself and represent your unique crew?
im trying to find a toxic quote to trigger tryhards
"Me Grandmother could do better"
Tbh I think try hard would like that logo
if i put lzzz no
Black and white matches the black bulletproof combat suits and the shitty face paints
yo wtf does lzzz means
Yeah, imbecile tryhards use it
lzzz sounds stupid
yeh
And griefers
Autistic kid's sounds
"Bruh"
im a PvPer not a tryhard
I love messing with them using Terrorbyte drones
your entire crew should be just people using melee weapons
killing only tryhards and spamming their own words againts them
maybe 1-0
or, you could use their own dirty tac tics if they use it first of course
ah yes, 1-0 works fine
but spam more autistic words in there
like "1-0 Lzzz cry cry"
it gets overloaded off white is simple
if this is about the chat thing then yes
or wasted
if it's about the crew banner then 1-0
i think ill do 1-0
Tryhards are so funny to mess with
Griefers are worse than them though
Griefers are annoying as hell
mk2?
Cargo Griefing and everything
Any kind of griefer
hey call me if u have a griefer
I've met some of them, but they're not as toxic which is good
"3-0 Cry"
-Gordon Ramsay
Yeah and they justify it by saying "Oh BuT itS FuN gO tO sOlO PuBLiC LobBY"
only 24 grinders in my session + me defending
Braindead people
Yeah and they justify it by saying "Oh BuT itS FuN gO tO sOlO PuBLiC LobBY"
@quaint fractal one of the griefers I encountered said
ill go for 1-0
"It's GTA it has no rules and i have fun"
ill send a photo when im done
he used broken English and I couldn't remember it
10/10
He clearly said that he did the glitch wrong and is on part 3
trhard lmao
you probably use the cock looking like rebreather
white vest+ski mask+ tattoo
Cargo Griefing and everything
@slate adder
more like try harder noob
@wintry hatch please stfu, like im a PvPer under lvl 200
@lethal birch can u show us your stats?
ok noob
@wintry hatch ASSisted aim kids be like: @wintry hatch
when level doesn't matter at all 
when level doesn't matter at all
@lethal birch fax
ive been playing for 5 years now and who tf cares about the lvl, it doesnt make u better
level also gives you more health so doing pvp as a low level is harder lmfao
when his nickname has his level in it but you ask anyways
that makes him better then
he stacked skill over a shorter period of time
just because you have a higher level doesn't mean you're good at the game either 
i dont like to grind thats why im a low level
@lethal birch lvl doesnt mean skill
exactly
that's my point lmfao
hurr durr I'm higher level than you I'm clearly better 
top 10 most useless things in gta: 2.k/d 1. lvl
if i’m a higher level that means i’ve been playing the game longer which means i have more experience meaning that i’m just all around better than you
@wintry hatch over 50 days in total game hours but sure thing pal
I'm sure a first time dude will do it better than you
ah yes
ill do
dude been playing the game for 3 weeks
@wintry hatch wait what?
u have more game time than me now?
welcome to using computers
and i am
so hi
damn
lol instant pc = modder
stereotype
i bet you use aim assist
you are actually the dumbest player alive, not all the PC players mod, and btw the console wars are over
this guy rn
Broughy be like:
its scary how much trash you talk, not even assisted aim griefers
hes not talking
he just destroyed his PS4
im crying
this is too good t be true
hes like the worst liar
first he says 3 weeks in the game
then more than 50 days of game time
50 days is what i have done for almost 5 years
like idk if u know but a week has 7 days
a week is not 16.6 days lmfao
nope
@lethal birch he is back
@lethal birch he has an alt its @lethal birch
oh shit @lethal birch please go back to fortnite
imagine saying pc has modders only
jeez ur such a fanboy of proplayers that you even made an acc for him
@jagged topaz ay lets not ruin the love
@jagged topaz ay lets not ruin the love
@lethal birch its not mutual, he bouta get friendzoned
faxx
This guy 
Lmao
you asked us to report u
Small dick daddy huh
your dick is probably the size of a carrot
@lethal birch thats why your mom is vegetarian
The hell did I walk in to?
Ok aim assist fred
PC players are free aim players
ok
What makes PC players trash in your opinion?@lethal birch
Still doesn't make me a modder
lol ok
So you're saying every PC player is a modder. Wow
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I don't get why dude is so mad. He acts like everyone mods. Out of 30 people about 5 people mod. That's not a lot
Lol
okay guys, let's stick to gta-media :) thanks!
well yes
ty 😄
that was funny
i think im going to do the director mode glitch tommorrow
@jagged topaz outfit?
yes
i want to finish my jogger collection
i have purple, green, pink, orange, red and black
and i have colored bulletproof helmets from purple to orange
Lolo good luck getting a chickenhawk army
its not hard
Yeah but its time consuming
26 minutes
I didn't get my pouches 
i can go eat a glizzy, take care of my dog who is hurt, talk to my mom
eat more glizzies

Fred is back again
Hi fred 
How's your pc hate speech going

yeah ban incoming
@fuckmodslolo Watch your language.
this guy really hates me
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This guy gonna make 300 alts just to hate on me
I don't really care 
Nothing, just the casual Cass sweat stench
Some one wanted this
Ghillie master crew member below him I 7-0ed of course
Meatlip got destroyed by him since he’s a wannabe COOK member
Fuck wrong ping
lol

Lol
@vagrant fulcrum him

pretty sure it’s u this time :peepoSleepie:
@proven gyro its just you
That's p cool tho
Same lobby btw
Lmao
😪 fred created another account
what's next
$20 is a lot yep
I don't want to be your fam 🤢
yep typical fred
"high level fred"
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Rip fred
this guy is desperate
that is from reddit
Lol yup it says in the file name
Wth?😐
Where did this cage come from😂
I was directly spawned in it..waking up from bed
I think my game broke🤧😑
After changing the spawn location..it was still there😑
dominate me modder daddy

@primal haven wtf ur friends with hummer guy?
Ye
Lmao Gs
This annoy anyone else?
Can anyone make this character on GTA Online using the character creation thing and send me a photo of the sliders so I can recreate it? I keep trying but failing.
wdym
target is cash
Ah yeah, it wasn't mine. I saw and tried to get in contact for sliders but they didn't give them so I'm tryna outsource.
Amateurs!
good for him
I am rank 137 and reached 25 million already so
my hands were off the keeb
O_o
I grinned 100 mil legit
losing faith in this community
Griended
why grind when you have the modder role....
For fun.
Anyone lost a tank?
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Nah just kidding I modded 100 million then I sold the account.
Yup
Its creating the emails and accounts that's time consuming.

Hackers are so mean..
First of all ... I got blewed up by a lot of jesus
Secondly jesus was in my car
😭
And now . Im getting caged. In my friends house
And he threatens us to kick us to the desktop

@lethal birch that counts as advertising so don't do that in the future please
Oh no my ghost organization didn’t work! Leaves the game.
This took me 3 minutes to upload
What can I do with the yacht
@orchid wharf piracy prevention vip work and flexing it to broke players. Invite the whole lobby to your yacht and when they there leave the session so the all kill each other.
Anyone want to get some modded colors?
have you bought it yet? would recommend holding off
nope bought it
well so long as you have cash to burn lol
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i mean you can see in the video
it's really not hard at all
though the hydra is easier to learn with
these effects are terrible
reminds me of that one meme with mr krabs
i m s t u c k .
stop being stuck @thorny geyser
Allow me to help you 

good way to know if i booted up the game with mods installed 
Rate my outfit
@lethal birch remove the mask

8.9T sounds legit
chill he just has an alright nightclub
hes legit
@dusky timber wait does that actually happens if you buy that room?
@quick gust that's the same guy who left twice after i exposed him for cheating (twice) 
https://discordapp.com/channels/224565836277481473/662774504149483550/737117333038039171
https://discordapp.com/channels/224565836277481473/662774504149483550/737162444853739523
3 times now 
nah hes just way better at the game than us
🥵 My Akula do be looking sexy tho
Fuck the hunter, all my homies except one of them hates the hunter.


@pallid plover





