#gta-media
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i like the second one better
Yea same
Red lenses?
Bro must’ve been texting Lmfaoo
Deserved for that hideous build
fr
Get that ugly car off my screen
Bro built his car like a 2013 lobby
@compact pagoda @dawn shuttle Lmao I modded this car on release and haven’t used it since 😂 I was on my way to the agency to mod it and put a missile jammer on it
Anyone eles fell stupid as fuck when trying to NOT be dyslexic 🤣
Flank btw but took me way to long
Is this a word guesser
wordle in gta
What platform was this on?
PS5
is this close enough
Nice fashion sense
based
Gosh this thing is goated
Unc Zozo Zentorno

Honestly glad they brought back some cars like the re-7b (they're finally starting to listen)
Also a goat, thing was a beast
Yeah, I sold it years ago and want it back just for the memories
I think like 3-4 years ago
And it's on sale
Anyway g2g cya
Yeah I sold probably like 10 vehicles that they removed before they removed them, thankfully we have car meet though

Ye
Second
Thoughts?
Ngl this police livery make the car looks like it’s a Toy one or smth
hard

Nothing interesting so far 
Not even snow 
Completed Garage 🙎🏽♂️
Looks very very good
Did you buy the 2 staniers or just one?
All are different cars. One is Unmarked (FIB)
So the D10 won't fit in the garage sadly
Yeah that has been brought to my attention, when that happens, I will remove the Unmarked Cruiser
I'll have a full garage with the cop cars minus the staniers
would yall be freaked out if the pizza delivery showed up like this
Spooky bridge
Why is it disentigrating
Is it cuz you have pink hair?
No idea what you mean
Motion blur
ew
GTA shenanigans
@celest spade heres the setup, Ill probably only post 2 screenshots to not make it so long but I have personal grievances with this one
Is that the hotel where mc snitch raid occurs? And payphone hit too?
motel right like a block from the city main hall
Average car meet cruise
Payphone hit, yes
Bros having some technical difficulties w his car.. 😂☠️
Looks like an alligator chilling in the water
After my grusome another 5 minute automod timeout for something that was entirely alright, I got this cool screenshot (then the cargobob struggling)
I love being able to freeze time, makes things alot cooler
also the spotlight can go brighter which is funny, its just really really bright for no reason whatsoever
That heli is huge
Im gunna go to beach really fast, wanna show you something
flying kosatka for comparison
LMFAOO that’s awesome
That cargobob is so tinyy
also, funnily enough, I had trouble spawning the kosatka in, it despawned everytime it started to fall
If I saw a flying kosakata I’d probably be rubbing my eyes in disbelief 
Or id be thinking r* finally did something cool for the first time in years and released a UFO 🤣
we got one of those lying around, I might have the file for it
Damm I wish they released it.. I got the shocker from Halloween but a UFO would be awesome
Just fucking abduct people 🤣😂 that’s what u get for cutting me off.. ☠️
found it, had to use freecam since its super reflective and is bright in 3rd person
Cool
I want it lmao ima try and ask Jodi if she knows abt it if it’s FIB related.. see if I can steal me one 👌😂
I got a damaged one that emits a ton of steam, way less reflective and easy on the eyes thankfully
thats cheap
hi
hello
what do you think of the update
You know I only really like the plane and heli, not really a cars person, I guess the police trucks are cool, and I can access HSW stuff on pc (partially) so thats also cool
fair
it's that bad wow
No Im just really sick and have a poor mentality
update is pretty cool, I like the contracts since its pretty fun
like a slightly better autoshop contract, but with a slightly massive longer cooldown
setups for starting another contract only being 20k so thats not bad
plus you can access the garment factory computer, on your phone so I think thats about all I got from update so far
Kosatka is long
In the screenshot prior to those 2, there is also a neat feature with the DH where theres a hook under the tail rotor that acts like a giant doorstop too
OMG THAT WAS AWESOME…
That looks like KC-something’s jet refilling connector (or whatever you call it).
air to air refueling hose?
That
you'd have to be pretty ballsy to be getting that close to another aircraft for a refuel
I watched some videos and they were doing it by hand. I would like to connect midflight in gta too.
"Uh we ran out of fuel and the other dude is flying way too low to the gr... he crashed"
thanks its giving me nightmares and I don't even sleep
Nah bro did that deliberately 
I need the dollar dollar one if anyone on old gen xbox has one?
That’s gotta be one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen..
@tired notch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @celest spade
I dont see any LFG’s for cars
Vehicles
Its always onboarding, its how its designed, people find the active channels and it hides the ones that might be spammy or flood
Those guys literally said "you will miss this guy, so let us handle it".
Rockstar after realizing they can solve all their issues by giving players more weapons:
Isn’t that the fucking Mogul?
Maybe, only safest transport I had on hand
I should really line this with planes and helis, course first one is gunna be the dh7 with the coast gaurd livery
Im realizing there is alot of atomic and ballistic weapons hidden from the world in this game
My luck
Classic npc behaviour
I use no traffic for this reason, I can't stand npcs, because Im on the ground most of the time
Lucky
I guess sometimes my screenshots go well without traffic, when Im in an area that has no traffic
waste of pink diamond noo
?
nothing sob
bro you actually think i would be "speedrunning" it if i wouldnt do replay glitch?
Is this technically gta media? I only got back into the game like in October I think
Only 300h
Do better next time 
Rookie numbers
Wait
I need to find the right ss
There we go
My overall numbers
Not bad

69% playtime 
Bro even did a 360 spin the air ffs

That's gotta be the most unnecessary thing ever 
Lmao it was fucking amazing though.. I laughed my ass off when I saw it..
bro must’ve been texting or under the influence.. ☠️
🤣
How do you visit this?
Look up PlayStation wrap up
Cmon rockstar give me a break ffs

Enjoy your eternal swim dumbass 🤣
Pulls a knife on me, alr ill pull a gun on you
This the United States bitch 🤣
Fastest car in the game vs some dodge viper 
Bro a year has 8760 hours
You really spent more than a third of the year on GTA v
I got burnt out the same year I started
Which is why I burnt hours, I was grinding
seabreeze abd starling bette5
Raiju neg diff
Because why not
seabreeze can water
I expect 16 players in the bus
Tula enters the chat
How about this
Get a job
I actually want one , trust me 
Same 
Who's at fault?
i dont remember asking
Me neither
dont care
Why is acceleration so discrete
Seems as if the jet going through barriers
when you say barriers
do you mean the sound barrier
"you are the kapitan" -me
Pavel coming to pee cee

where is car
What car? The mkII?
Destroyed
is it just me or does it seem like it retains some of the stock white background around the police words... kinda like it. colour is the game's matte yellow btw
nvm went into the shade and it's probably just my PC settings 
ye
A family mini van
It's supposed to be a Toyota Tundra Vapid Contender
yeah that can happen sometimes when u get older 

If you hang in the water on a Cayo Scope Out long enough the AI gets really dumb and you can steal their boats. I got the jetski first then drove it onto this Jetmax and hijacked it
unless there were changes you can already do that without waiting even, and same goes for the heist itself
I don’t think this plane will be making it safely to an airstrip.. 💀
Major Turbulence
Lmao literally 
Bro hit the ocean although there wasn’t even a fucking pilot in the cockpit according to the camera 
im a lazy pilot you see, i enjoy letting NPCs do the work yes yes
you cant see? its elegy custom
That's better lol since there's no name and it's so dark
Hold on
Just wondering cuz I came back to gta after a long break and I duped my issis to sell and the price went down from 1mil to 500k after I sold one, is that normal?
Yes. There’s a new rule they added that makes you get less money as you sell more cars. Most people tend to sell one a day. Search it up 👍🏻
Thx
is this basically what the average pc modder can do on command
Agents of Sabotage is the Golden age of GTAO I love it
All i want is the taco van
@celest valve @lethal birch
Lmao
bros pissed 😡
I fucking love the explosive sniper and railgun. My go to explosive weapons for long distance while the explosive shotgun is good for shooting closer things
yeah i only just realized how good it is
sucks ass for sniper 1v1s because of low ammo but im not great at those anyways. i would rather play on the defensive.
play to my strengths instead of overly trying to improve my weaknesses
Lmao I just go to a tall building and snipe all the enemies I can see with thermal scope 🔥
Thermal scope is fucking amazing
yeah
i also just discovered lately that you can wallbang across the map through buildings with thermal
Really? Cool 
Man I just stick with normal sniper, refilling is a pain in the ass with how much I miss
yeah as long as you arent behind cover but the enemy is. the render distance on your end doesnt register that a solid object is there
i unfortunetly discovered it in the worst way possible @celest valve
it can be hard to see enemies that far away with thermal but its op
Had somebody do that to me with 3 other people managed to kill them all just for my friend to run me over 😂
Share your secrets, Lester ain't inviting me to the facility lol
😆
Fuck sakes I only let my archenemy kill me 20 times and that’s bc I was in the bathroom..

Although it is difficult asf to get away when they constantly trolling
@tacit lion
Bros cookt

"Just straight up drug dealing" is crazy
Lmao ong and he found me in this discord server.. so I’ll treat idiocy with worse idiocy 
@tacit lion
Bro prolly saw my pfp and was liek ALR this man will be DOWN for my scheme when in reality im in law school 💀
btw did u already upgrade to X/S, if so u might wanna change ur status
No. I haven’t gotten it yet but it is on delivery with a new company. But I’m still on the Xbox one
nice i cant even post
u need to be lvl 5 in the server to post any media
rip
well now gta isnt even starting
windows cannot access the specified device, path or file. You may not have the appropriate permissions to access the item.
Nvm it’s working just had to run as admin
The print screen button, use it
Only took 2 day lmaooo
how the hell do you find these lobbies i cant ever
Bruh @vestal blade what’s your problem 
yo what i didnt even react to that
how did i react with 🖕
💀
Alright. I found my new favourite / funniest clip:
Cop get hit by another cop in a cop car, flinged him across the freeway, tries to get up but then gets hit by a civilian car before he even had a chance to move..

how would he ghost you if he killed you? Ghost only applies if your the one dying, so its probably just a bug, you didn't even try to shoot him even after dying once to him in that state
No I ghosted him and he still killed me is what I was saying
Cause I saw he was still ghosted and my bullets would pass right through him
Probably some type of a new godmode glitch or something
I was watching him then all of a sudden he was I ghosted I timed it it lasted like 20s
Yeah must be some type of a glitch as that shouldn’t happen
RIP NPC ??? - 2024

bro failed the stunt jump onto the bridge
🤣
Poor guy was just trying to get to work so he could feed his family of six ):
Yea and I got guns to deliver bc this is the USA 🇺🇸 
Plus I’m sure he is fine…
This dipshit tried to get into a fistfight with the SWAT bc they ran into his car.. 🤣😂🤣
Weird, free HSW helmet
sup pavement
This gonna be one hell of a grind. Atleast half way there for 1st day grinding this.
already much better than 600bunker supply missions
Kinda late to the party
But if someone set a bounty on you it forces you out of being ghosted
I think also the mugger does it
is there some sorta gta 5 giveaway for pc
yea, years ago, you could get GTA5 for free on epic, but none of those are active anymore so just get the game on discount
Run some cayos
read above...
sounds like getting a game should be the least of your worries
damn

I hope you get to a better position in life 🤝
That's true
this jump is now possible
Can't have crap in LS man @river zinc @subtle finch
Oh yeah this transformer abomination, I saw it once
Ik but that’s not what happened I didn’t have a bounty on me and if it cancels the ghost he wouldn’t have been semi invisible during the second kill hence exhibit B as presented above

This indicates he still ghosted and the message saying he was unghosted came up right after this screen shot with a time of not even 30s after I originally used the ghost
Look homie, life goes on
Report them if you feel you were cheated
Then just let go
I did you brought it back up
makes sense
1 hit KO on the engine box, your out
discord
well that sucks it looked so good before
I was like why is it 480p
discord wants me to buy nitro for good photos how low do they have to go that's horrible
no the server is boosted you can upload up to 100mb
oh so if the server is boosted i can use better quality... might have to do that one day
megabits per second
my bad
Lmfao
That's actually a compliment TY
Is this xbox exclusive or can pc players join as well
she might be more crazy than the rest of us
definitely
@lethal birch that’s gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve seen on Discord ffs 😂
That's wild
Roman's Heli?
Finally lol. Level 100
Congrats
congratz, you now have full hp :D
unless its bugged and it gives you at 120
I got it!
THE 5TH FUCKING TIME IN A FUCKING R0W
kinda sorta mystichrome on this thing
Jackpot!
Next level gangster:
robbing a bank of its gold in a NOOSE outfit. 😂👌
Me and my g pavel
In the couch he spawns in the evening
U looked on ur kosotka ?
We're gonna have some homie time 
Nothing on my kosatka except the sun

How do I post videos on here?
Reach server level 5 first
The dream
Damn
he loves his tequila
Ah cheers
i found a funny glitch with the spoiler on the new viper
Xbox player finds out what a vehicle flag is
welp i tried
Ahem/erm… you know the stock hood works better?
With the vents!
Apart from that very nice
the stock has arch in it
Oh..
but not carbon
Oh alright
@brittle osprey
now show me a video of you doing it and not a random person.
Also, Im going to log on just so I can show you something else
True but idk how I’d do that lol 😂
this is the issue with modern society
I don’t have the resources you have ok 😭
I hear excuses
but ill let it slide
I am the one who makes the excuses
No need to thank me
it also has chaff, and it might have smoke but I'd have to test in the actual workshop
Can someone give me the new titan?
It has autopilot when you go into gun, not gun cam but into the flak cannon
pilot gets the flak cannon, co pilot gets minigun and cannon
Yeah I did see that it had autopilot which is very handy tbh
if only the autopilot wasn't bad though
For a plane that needs to tilt to get max useage, why would you straighten out 😭
helicopter rating is a solid 11/10, you can do the most funny thing ever with it
What’s that 😂
It has guns? Or you can add them in the workshop
its unweaponized, in question
So no weapons at all?
si
thats a debate, if you consider this weaponized
It can fit 5 go carts, so technically it can hold 21 people total
you might be able to fit 22 if you move the back one to the side and firi another
thats wild, fit the whole lobby in there huh
Your asking a few too many questions, you won't like what happens to people who ask too many questions
it has a tow hook, let me show you what that can do
i love asking questions im like a toddler who questions the world (:
ightttt
uh huh sure ok
I would yes
I need this so i can just fucking drop buses on people
drop one on me
i mean what
You kinky freak lol 😂
ya know me best barny (:
Hopefully this is high enough
Now it looks like Im picking up a giant bus ;-;
ohhhhhh shitttttttt nice
yeah man thats as high as me rn
Could I get the helicopter and Titan?
Idk, can you?
Idk lmao your answer on it I just really want it so bad
They are so cool in my eyes
(Im on pc) looks like you gotta wait I guess
Damn I'm on PS5
Hmm could you pick up a big rig 😂
which one?
Just any
Even with a trailer? Or is that too much
Phantom ✅
Phantom Wedge ✅
Phantom Custom ✅
Holiday Hauler Phantom ❌
let me check trailers, for purposes, Im gunna use mobile operations
I assume it could pick up service vehicles fine then yeah? Like the terrorbyte 😂
seems like if you try to pickup something with a trailer it removes the trailer, but I have another idea
yea MOC is probably a no go
Damn
Now I can toss them into the ocean
remember who did it first
That’s how I’m gonna deal with them from now on when they’re off radar lol
Average freemode interaction
Bet I’ll credit you
any other things you wanna see if it can or can't lift?
aw dang, the DH-7 iron mule can't pickup the DH-7 Iron mule
Nah unless you think it could pick up a dump truck
😂
like a dump, or the small one
HOW DOES IT MAKE IT LOOK SMALL
yea theres defidently no hook points
I dragged the hook across it and in the dirt like 3 or 4 times and nothing, Im not suprised about the results
Train also does not work, or the carts, no hook points
@charred vine you can do the acid lab >:)
and easily too, like its a small car, for the terrorbyte and the acid lab, just hook it onto one of the solar pannels and it reverts to the hooking spot
How about insurgents?
And post op vans
Garbage trucks
these are a joke right?
Let's see 
Great... You know the post op van and garbage truck don't even have those as the names, so I GOTTA GO FIND THEM
aka Im just gunna find the name of it and spawn it in totally not
Trashmaster
now I gotta just spawn in every boxville just so I can prove a point I guess
I believe in you 
oh and heres another special video just for you
Why throw mystery machine in the ocean ?
Its a honker van
Thanks I enjoyed this video 
No hook points, but...
The hook can actually tip it over and start rolling it...
@rare rivet
My day is ruined
Ill do you one better, thats an mk2 if your wondering...
Aircraft picking up another aircraft is funny idea, lets do it
it's not happy with the mk1, the amount of noises I am hearing.
This is the reason I favour the mk2
Marshall is a failure
I was running a quick test btw
you can pickup the cerberus so yea
What a scam
I might have not hooked the right point probably, Ill retry it once I finish the aircraft set
I'll enjoy that
Going through wall withdrawals
wallthdralls huh
went about as poorly as you can imagine
Though I'd have a small variety like the mogul and the cuban, then the 3 base jets (I guess)
The choices are gunna be easy

Yea still sad, no good results
like 30% of this video is me trying to pickup the sparrow ;-;

How come you didn't try cargobob or another iron mule?
can't pick them up lol
I already know the results of that, and the mule

I already tried it way earlier, results were the same
Needs brackets saying (not really)

works both with gun active, and not active, take that info how you will
4 or 5 more hours and hopefully would be done ( 15 mins per FIB file )
do u have the 50 car robberies award? im aiming for this one too rn
bruhh where magnet? 😢
No magnet as far as I know, its entirely hook, but its stupidely long, way stronger than the cargobob and can pickup things you can't normally like the service vehicles, semitrucks, mk2, mk1, bikes, even things like the chernobog, khanjali, anti-aircraft trailer and so on
Reference pick for people wondering about the d10 coquette spawn and the outreach faction police vehicles spawns
since you dabble with magic, any chance you have a picture of the full DB table trophies?
I haven't really done enough to really do the stuff for that, I'd have to make something for it probably from scratch
I mean, vehicle wise I can show you just about anything
ah ok np, cos i seem to be unlocking something new as i repeat and repeat... just wondering if ive got them all now or there's still some more
I got it
Deep Flake Reverse, With custom wheels
Thanks that's the one
@mild vapor probably not good, feels almost weightless when turning, fishtails way too easily or sends you into a spiral turn, losing all your speed basically, its really really good if your not turning though
It def doesn't handle like that
I know cuz I've driven it a lot and I even own one
Thats it maxed out
Every modification you can do
Its top speed is 162 - 164 💀
so uh, banshee better enjoy its time while it can, gotta wait til we get hsw for it to be faster
That's smth Oscar would do, not the average person
WHY
People keep mentioning him at the most random of times
Hes still gunna get an earful when I next see him, for ignoring everything I've done
Do you know who Oscar is?
yes I do, and hes gunna get an earful when I see him next online
Yes I do
Someone cooked here
W
You completed 50 salvage yard robberies?
Yessirrrreee
Damn
Mean
You want one too? A job?
I have
Wanna share 
Jes

Is the d10 pursuit gonna get any performance upgrades from the normal one?
same kinda upgrades, but it goes 162 - 164 mph maxed out
Ffs thanks buddy I don’t think you missed a single car for me

162 without any hsw???!
yup, no hsw, ran on pc as well with 2 digital speedometers
I can't trust the one in-game but it was accurate
Damm ima get two of them
they ain't even out yet
I know I mean when they are
but knowing rockstar its probably gunna release this thursday tbh
Or Tuesday
along with the outreach faction
Thursday or Tuesday bc they did the last one on Tuesday but probably Thursday
tuesdays are only for DLC big updates. once we get past the update, we get a weird weekly refresh, then it goes back to normal
😭
this isn't the first time we've gotten a tuesday update if your wondering
I want moltovs dammit they haven’t been avalible at the gun van for months
Yee long time ago

Tbh I’ve probably done the same considering I’ve done every single one since release.. 💀
+get a job
Almost
Want a job?

We're hiring at the bunker
alright buddy, I have lots of money because I invest in stocks and I am in law school so 🖕👌
do I get to drive a caddy around and hit the walls?
Only time I play GTA excessively is on weekends
You can do as you please 
We're interested in talented individuals only
We misjudged your skill
Apologies
Oh i though u meant irl 

Nah ion need a job in GTAO im rich asf 
you are missing out, imagine not getting to drive around a caddy hitting everything in sight
Lmao I can call agent 14 and have him bring me a caddy anywhere in LS
Yea he can get a caddy for you in the map
oh really, what if I can fix that
I mean.. wouldn’t be hard but I’m tryna save as much money for when my new console comes in the mail
Except for some of the new cars
you... trust the mail with your new console, it must not be a good one
No. I don’t, they went on strike so, I’m going to tell them to eat shit and have them send it back, and buy one in person if they don’t figure their bullshit out soon
sounds about right
Lmao they can try to steal it all they want and say it was “delivered” but my bank will refund literally anything and fully if you can prove it wasn’t as expected or didn’t arrive
👌
I didn't even go that fast lmao
Aight I paid off my garment factory 
I did the 4 missions during release day and haven't played since 💀
well...now i know i was living in a npc world all alone, im not allowed to talk about npc, since it is againsting them...
yeah there are comments pointing it was a bug so
i dont know, just returned to gta today and happen to met this weird npc
https://streamable.com/4fr033
you should see my spotify wrapped ;-;
looks horrid, but as a pc player I don't really have a thing that tells me what games I played, and I don't really watch youtube, to avoid the brainrot
Tik tok is the worst for brain rot
don't use short video apps, can't stand short form content
I don't mind shorter videos I don't have the time lol
Funnily enough, heres what my spotify wrapped was, since we just bringing stuff out I guess: #music message
Imagine playing GTA constantly throughout the year, and just listening the music most of the time, basically gameplan
yea if I wanna watch a video, I won't it to be a chonker, like 1 - 3 hours at least, kinda tough for GTA content most of the time so I just don't watch it
Normally I like the 5-20 minute mark. TGG on YT is great for just getting any info you need for gta that week. Besides that I mostly watch TV lol.
Homie is level 24 
Im not watching TTG videos.
TGG, I don't care, its the same to me
hold this thought, just watch
You might not be able to talk here but its just constant talk about how bad the content is
Better than Mr boss for the win fucking 20 minutes of bullshit gta 6 news 🤣
I don't watch any gta 6 content either, I don't even watch GTA5 content ;-;
Im more of a, do it myself and enjoy it myself person
Did you ever climb mount chilliad in a faggio?
I am about to
might try the hsw faggio, but Idk
why... just why would i want to come back to the shitty island just to steal a bottle of booze?
@trail knot
ok it looks alr
can you only get it through the factory missions?
Yeah only the highest paying one
alr thanks
Gta sa mount chiliad > gta5 mount chiliad
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This is what happens when you give stupid NPC drivers access to fighter jets and attack helicopters rockstar.. 🤦
😂
Watch yo jet ahh clip
That’s rockstars NATO defence apparently.. 😂
@polar field see it don’t let me drop it
check dms
try using function (Fn) key with F10
doesnt work
W29 and the candy cane?
The Christmas pistol tactical smg fire work gun again and the new gun that dropped
Ohh the tickler gun
I'm only missing the shock baton
Is snow out yet?
ohhh brotherrrr get a load of this guy
🤳 🖥️
wait till it's festive time
go to a public session
ask a mOoder to remove all your weapons
when they do, go to ammunation and buy the firework launcher
now you can hide it with the gun locker
thats why they said to wait until festive time
Nope
I’d buy that
hm i cant send photo here ?
You need level 5 in the server to send stuff, just chat around with people and it gets easy, like not even 5 minutes since your already halfway there
@vivid fulcrum We live in a society where the Dh-7 Takes up one spot, and the titan 250d takes up the other spot, and then you run out of space on the floor, because they are both large slots

we're getting 20 more slots so I'm not complaining
The society that deserves griefing 
I already got screwed over today with "slots"
#gta-vehicles message
Wall I have a project
and that is
I just need to study the idea 
Let's start with zombie bobber sound on brioso 300
Ill do it once Im done with this mission
insufferable
Damn how did you let them beat you up like that 
I guess im horny for wanting to defuse bombs
Im mean they're right but still

Fuck man
Brings back old SAMP memories
Racing with the boys on bmxs


Well this wraps the new dlc pretty quick :\
Based
what a landing
What if I just, turn the oven on and leave ;-;
Lamar a dumbass sometimes
Maybe if you got rid of that old yeye’ ass haircut Tenisha would call your dog ass and stop fucking with that brain surgeon of a lawyer she fucking with
Uhhhh, I got out for a little dip, and I jumped out, and come to find my aircraft breakdancing, weird it wasn't destroyed when I went from the cache

Mr Shock

Can anyone help me with this outfit. Because I don't know much so if anyone knows what is used here please help 
Looks like a night vision helmet with a balaclava and some horrendous taste in clothes
Just a generic shirt and tie and the rest cammo variants that can be used on top bet you can find them easy because there isn't much that rockstar lets you layer like that
you can find all of this easily in the clothing store
none of it special
Ohh gotcha tysm
new gta feature heart attacks
Tho under what category can I find those spotted pants
Are you sure they are spotted they are 144p I can't see
Lemme try to get a better quality img just a sec
They're not
They're plain
Found em ig
those screams are music to my ears
whys half the car underground
What gun is the second one
No shotgun mk2 with fechette shells?
Because it's a free country
No. Easy to miss, low ammo, got to reload all the time.
Assault shotgun has 32 round drum mag. Shots kill almost as quick
Hard to miss when you spam them
I thought it was a sniper or am wrong
Huh?
That literally sounds like you don't wanna take the time to aim and would rather spam than do something funny, I like dragon breathe rounds too for lighting the corpse on fire
Well im not shooting at someone to do something funny
Im doing it so its easy to kill
You are doing it wrong then :)
If a mf is gonna zoom at me with an oppressor mk2 and shoot rockets why would i make it easier for him
Gotta send a message when you kill him, no point in going for average kills when you can style on em
How much you guys have spent
many
“spent on betting: $430”
“earned from betting: $103k”
this is the 1% gambler who didn't quit
I started playing like 2 months ago n i didn’t know I spent that much gta money 😭
It adds up real quick
you cant give other people money since forever, 99% of the playerbase havent even had an opportuinity
Which one should I pick?
3 from the left
In order they are
Random spawn, Pegasus, Personal, Ceo
im surprised ive actually mademoney gambling
a bunch
Shesh 🫡
Well. That was fun.
Duggan didn't see this coming
what if I rob it as lester
that outta show him he can't retire

I'll be waiting for proof
it was an in-question idea, I can't even make things up anymore

totally legit 
lol
Get killed 3 more times.
did you know you can use bullshark with that
Fun.
994.9 B 😭
jeez
I got killed twice in a lobby. 1 more to go!
broke
No bad
That’s like 1 car 😭
hai fan fan
hihi wall way
Amazing.
Seabreeze abuse
Seabuse 


Love it
1 car 9mil? What’s that?
Oppressor mk2 +upgrades 
Oppressor mk2 is a car? 🤣

Mk2 and Raiju are cars
I drive them on the road
Toreador is a plane tho
He's not wrong 
this is reaction bait
i can tell because it's working
only 700k on betting 
@spiral dawn @brittle osprey which one is the best
Just get farmhouse its best and even discounted rn
the one right next to the prison like I said
I have no idea where is prison
bottom right
thats the military base
This??
bottom right
he means this one
yes
Thankd alot

Yea makes sense, I can run over a bike man and he just acts unphased, but one bullet...
Mild flex
So we're flexing now...
spawn 10 luxor deluxe and put a kosatka on top of them
shush, let me do whatever Im about to do
let's see
nice Seabreeze LE LWB bro
Im gunna 100% crash my game if this goes wrong, Ill only spawn in one thing, take a guess how its gunna work

Yea, I almost crashed twice trying to just set this up, but it works kinda
I really coulda just spawned like 100 luxors tbh and called it good
10 luxors with kosatka still better
where would I even put it
On the beach?
I don't really know how I feel about playing jenga trying to stack them ontop
make them a landing zone instead of being on top
If I was not wanted to do this, they wouldn't've made the planes fit like puzzle pieces
this looks amazing
nice
what the hell is happening today 💀
😂👌bros didn’t stand a fckn chance.
Then he says: “IM A FUCKING MARINE!! 🔥🤬”
Me: “yeah? And I’m a corrupt NOOSE impersonator!” 
if you accept a job from Dave (if he randomly calls you) you can get into cayo
I think it’s the chakra stones if I remember correctly
that's hilarious
Epic flames
Imagine not having an office garage with every single prbg livery
@dry badger My favorite two garages + hangar. 
Damn u obsessed with pink
Ehehe I try to be creative with the customization though.
I like it. ):
Thanks.
nice selection of planes
do i see a valkyre there? :3
I really like your bubblegum rogue ✨
Why is your torero xo brown and pink
I get that you like pink, but why mix it with brown
If I ate a bunch of bubblegum and crap it out, I wouldn't distinguish the difference
Your drift tampa is cool though 🔥
all i need left is shiny wasabi (which i do not have unlocked)
highest in the sesh rn
I’m literally just loitering, the game has been out for too long man
im also broke asf too lazy to do work, and no im not a try hard cuz of this character i have a monkey one too
i think ill get that scramjet when i get more money
But do you have the Volatol
nope
Why is your sky like that
I think it's grey, from a livery and it has some odd pearlescent on, I think yellow or orange.
It's the winter, from last year.
Dang Pavel pog collection.
I was linking some of these photos in discussion in gta-online. I like how winter time gives me this The Thing movie vibe when doing air freight missions during the snowy weather.
I think i have a vid of me chasing the christmas truck during festive surprise 2023
It was while i was playing gta online on pc
What was the deal with the christmas truck? I vaguely remember seeing it...
honestly idk
Coca cola looking ass truck.
Frfr
Like this better?
I changed it just now back to how I had it before.
Yeah I had bronze pearlescent, it did not look that good.
And different interior color.
Yeah torero deserves better than that.
yum
@tawdry trout @indigo phoenix here it is
🤣
You have discovered the best way to use rockets, use the knowledge wisely
What color does the new female hair cut look the best in? Do you like the blonde or a black or somewhere in the brunette area
No idea what it even looks like
Your character is bolding
The hair has that problem
I mean depends what your going for
Currently you look like a mc business girly
I can try blonde or black soon maybe pink
Smartest griefer in GTA lmao
need suggestions on how to make better photos this was my attempt
That looks decent.
it was my first time using the editor i think the sun is too overpowering idk how i would fix that
Very good just the orange grade is little high
Tell me you live in Mexico without telling me you live in mexico
Lmao
Breaking bad filter be like
Imagine a gta game set in Texas/ Arizona equivalent
That's Tracey right?
No
how do I insert a video?
be level 5
thats annoying
less than 5 minutes of talking though, you are already like above halfway there
remove the ' andre try it
ik lol I misspelled
dang
whole bunch of xp for just typing
yea getting to level 5 is really really easy









