gta-online

[terse pine]

id never

[gleaming knot]

how much is casino cooldown

[terse pine]

ok fine issi

[stiff granite]

they get them from dmo drops and then gctf them

[brave silo]

i lowkey forgot how to do it

sigh

[terse pine]

that’s pure ragebait

[brave silo]

dms

[terse pine]

[stiff granite]

if u know someone who can dmo drop you can just drive it into your garage no gctf required

[harsh ibex]

Anyone know how long cayo cooldown is before pavel calls me again

[stiff granite]

144 mins solo 48 mins duo

[halcyon bane]

You have to gctf anything that isn’t a street vehicle

[harsh ibex]

144 bruh

[stiff granite]

nah with dmo you can just drive it into your garage

you can either drive it into garage or sell it at ls customs

[halcyon bane]

I do dmo anything that isn’t a street vehicle you have to gctf

[torn crypt]

does anyone have an aggressivecasino heist they can do? i’ll take 15% idc i need to do it

[thorny token]

Go to the LFG channels

[stiff granite]

must be doing a diff method then

[distant breach]

Aaaaa

[grand tinsel]

Quick question when I try to delete my character on gta it doesn’t even work I’m on pc any thing I’m doing wrong?

[ocean scroll]

guys how can i get 800k fast for kosatka?

[ancient vigil]

hey where is that earth died peice of shit

hey guys

[stiff granite]

why what happen

[ancient vigil]

he unfriended me what a punk

does it matter

[stiff granite]

thats for the best hes a semi pedophile

[terse pine]

😭 oh no

[ancient vigil]

its another cat

another pussy

[terse pine]

@signal whale 💀

[signal whale]

😭💔

[ancient vigil]

why the skull pussys are cute

[signal whale]

this isnt wrong though

[stiff granite]

i second that

[distant breach]

I hate the fact that you're grammatically correct

[ancient vigil]

I love the fact that i am too

[naive bane]

is it possible to not burst fire the double barrel shotgun

[stiff granite]

no

thats how dbs work

[terse pine]

@candid torrent

[naive bane]

not irl

[candid torrent]

No

[terse pine]

help help

[thorny hollow]

Need a team for criminal masterminds

[torn crypt]

is there a way to refresh the vault contents on casino without phoning lester to cancel it as i haven’t done all 3 approaches

[terse pine]

how many seconds do i wait

[stiff granite]

no

[candid torrent]

3 after first alert

[unique lagoon]

hi

[stiff granite]

yo

[brittle sapphire]

Sup , where can i ask for 3 brave men to help me with a goddamn rallyrace ?

[unique lagoon]

what the hell is this the same pack

[stiff granite]

yes

[unique lagoon]

interesting

[wintry river]

#ps4｜vehicles-lfg

[unique lagoon]

bro what

[brittle sapphire]

Cheers Duviet

[stiff granite]

ppls reactions are so funny

[brave silo]

Zzzzz

Makki messed up the glitch

[signal whale]

hey good lookin

[unique lagoon]

hey darling

[frail bobcat]

its snowing guyd

[terse pine]

shut up

[brave silo]

no im telling

[terse pine]

should be snowing in gta but they took it from me

[signal whale]

can we get moonpie on now 💔

[terse pine]

no

[unique lagoon]

i’m about to go to sleep bro no dcmm4 for us

[brave silo]

Im laying in bed waiting for makki to do her stuff

[signal whale]

fuck man, this dude

[unique lagoon]

moonpie can genuinely suck a fart

[signal whale]

😭😭😭

[candid torrent]

Lol

[unique lagoon]

i might be on tomorrow after work but that’ll be an hour max

[signal whale]

did you see what he did in act 1 finale

[unique lagoon]

when he jumped off the stairs right

[signal whale]

yes bro

[unique lagoon]

genuine idiot

[signal whale]

this guy jumped off the fucking stairs

[brave silo]

sitting in my pretty bulldozer

@terse pine u joining?

[signal whale]

got room for one more?

[terse pine]

it is not pretty

[brave silo]

yes

[unique lagoon]

can i watch

[signal whale]

hell yeah im coming

[terse pine]

with you in there? no you don’t

apologies

[signal whale]

get in here with us good lookin

[brave silo]

!rule 5

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@brave silo

[candid torrent]

Lol

[unique lagoon]

ill be there bb🤗

[terse pine]

shut up i was saying your amazingness will blow him away

duh

[unique lagoon]

alright time to fall asleep like a pretty princess

[signal whale]

we always got space for a king

[signal whale]

you need beauty sleep and moonpie needs to get ths fuck on

[candid torrent]

Can I join 🥺

[signal whale]

you wanna sleep w him???

[terse pine]

WHT

[candid torrent]

The dozer party

[signal whale]

oh mb

[signal whale]

ignore that please

[unique lagoon]

it’s okay baka goodnight gorgeous 🤗💗❤️‍🩹

[signal whale]

goodnight handsome 😝

[brave silo]

@terse pine ping when you get the flipper car im laying in bed

[terse pine]

stop yelling at me

[mighty isle]

what is this chat

[distant breach]

[candid torrent]

Uh oh

[terse pine]

i hate this i give up

[brave silo]

no

[candid torrent]

Darks tryna give Ms. Broken Lung (makki) an issi but she's being slow

[brave silo]

do u need the vid?

[terse pine]

NO IM NOT

[terse pine]

i know how

[mighty isle]

oh

[signal whale]

i misunderstood mb

[brave silo]

apparently not

[distant breach]

What vid?

[candid torrent]

Is OK I forgive you

[brave silo]

gctf

[terse pine]

sit down tv on spectate join anawack quick tap wait 3 second accept everything stand up get apt style

but the map won’t disappear

hi nadanananan

[keen bronze]

Gooooood morninggngng

[signal whale]

thank you sir

[terse pine]

gm queen

[keen bronze]

hi makikikikikikki

[candid torrent]

You're getting the timing wrong

[terse pine]

explain PLEASE

[brave silo]

yeah def

yk you need to preview interior right

[terse pine]

YES

i do that

[brave silo]

dont yell at me woman

[candid torrent]

You've got audio right?
Wait till you hear 3 booms or doofs whatever you wanna call em after they've passed accept every alert

[naive bane]

griefers still fucking exist what

[brave silo]

yeah i just took my sweet time on accepting them lmao

[frail bobcat]

3 big booms for you

[candid torrent]

Boom boom boom pookie thank you 😊 😘

[orchid belfry]

they ain’t leaving soon

[keen bronze]

Are yall talking about gta 5

[candid torrent]

Smart question

[keen bronze]

Cuz this really doesn't sound like it....

[terse pine]

i give up

[distant breach]

Wtf is gctf?

[brave silo]

give cars to friends

[orchid belfry]

Give car to friend

[distant breach]

OHH

[orchid belfry]

it’s a glitch

[distant breach]

You can do that?!??

[candid torrent]

Yep

[stiff granite]

yes bruh

[naive bane]

i got raiju'd while moving setup stuff for my meth lab

[brave silo]

technically yes

[orchid belfry]

yeah by doing glitch

[ancient vigil]

i dont mean the vagina, pussy short for pussy cat. but yes all female cats (pussys) do have vaginas

[orchid belfry]

rip

[distant breach]

Like the car is theirs for free?!??

[stiff granite]

yes

[brave silo]

wtf

[candid torrent]

Yea

[orchid belfry]

I troll griefers with my raiju

[brave silo]

makki stop reacting go do ur stuff

[naive bane]

i had to defend my staff from the cops and fucking apparently if u even die once u lose all product and everything

[terse pine]

no i give up

i hate everything

[distant breach]

The humble railgun

[brave silo]

you suck

[candid torrent]

Dude ill do it for you tmr chillax

[verbal nest]

are you always here? i see you every single time

[terse pine]

nooo i’m lazy tomorrow

[faint hawk]

Someone needs to help me out doing the benne's Ld mission

[terse pine]

do you have a brain

[orchid belfry]

upgraded raiju takes 2 shots of railgun until it explodes

[faint hawk]

Says it needs 3

[verbal nest]

you did not answer my question

[sour galleon]

she’s unemployed

[brave silo]

sigh

[distant breach]

I'll js kill u with my opressor mk1 that's not upgraded in any way or form ;-;

[terse pine]

my question would answer yours

if i was always here i’d be dead from lack of sleep

[distant breach]

I'll kill you with the default mgs fr

[brave silo]

I lowkey wanna start practicing on my mk1

[terse pine]

no

[distant breach]

Fuck yeaaah

[stiff granite]

what mission because bennys ld requires 4 and tbh you dont even have to do it to unlock bennys just gotta watch the cutscene

[brave silo]

should i get insanely amazing at mk1 pvp

[keen bronze]

maki you are so smart

[orchid belfry]

last ones I trolled were always using deluxos, oppressors and scramjets

[keen bronze]

I wish I could be as smart as you

[tight halo]

hello

[terse pine]

impossible

[verbal nest]

still....all time on one discord server? that's dedication

[terse pine]

hi titobenito

[distant breach]

Holy glaze

[stiff granite]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @stiff granite

[sour galleon]

lmao

[terse pine]

yeah i don’t actually but idk why its your problem anyway?

[faint hawk]

I did watch the cutscene

[brave silo]

Im here like any time im gaming, and i play games a lot

[faint hawk]

So it's unlock?

[stiff granite]

then its unlocked

[faint hawk]

Okay G

[tight halo]

i can ask for helip in heists here?

[verbal nest]

you are the most annoying here and i don't like your sarcastic answers when i need help

[brave silo]

@terse pine do you quit

[terse pine]

literally nothing i do in my life has anything to do with you so instead of involving yourself in it mind your business

[orchid belfry]

the raiju is the fastest vee hickle in gtao, u can’t catch up with it

[terse pine]

yes

[keen bronze]

fight fight fight

[brave silo]

u going into a public?

[distant breach]

[distant breach]

[terse pine]

uhhh i think im gonna quick join heists

[verbal nest]

bro...this is a discord server....how am i suddenly invovled in your life....or is your life this discord server 🙏

[sour galleon]

no no he’s got a point you answer people’s questions like a goofball when they fr need help sometimes

[distant breach]

[stiff granite]

sounds like poor

[terse pine]

again, nothing i do is your business so it doesn’t matter

[brave silo]

makkis too lazy to do her own preps

[terse pine]

hard

[verbal nest]

it's shocking she even plays

[candid torrent]

She's always lazy to do anything

[orchid belfry]

agreed

[terse pine]

only on gts

gta

[wooden hazel]

Can somone help with no top for girl avatar

[candid torrent]

Use magic ig

[keen bronze]

Uhh...

[wooden hazel]

Idk how

[brave silo]

im poor now

[orchid belfry]

Pause

[halcyon bane]

YouTube

[stiff granite]

just find someone for g thing in lfg

[brave silo]

mk1 was expensive

[terse pine]

God forbid i make jokes in a gta discord server

[void grail]

hii

[terse pine]

isn’t it like 2-3m

[candid torrent]

I'll run ya a few cayos tmr and give you issi if you need dw

[wooden hazel]

I don’t have nose outfit tho or it’s a g thing

[stiff granite]

bookmark them

[brave silo]

i have a lot of deluxos i am on cooldown tho

[void grail]

hii

[wooden hazel]

Can’t

[stiff granite]

you can wym

[terse pine]

yes i have 1.5m and i need 2.5m

[candid torrent]

Then cayos will do dw

[wooden hazel]

I don’t know my pass word

[orchid belfry]

don’t think that question was a joke

[wooden hazel]

For my acc

[stiff granite]

ive got 800k

[royal stone]

Why so many

[stiff granite]

800m*

[terse pine]

did i say that?

[brave silo]

mod acc

[orchid belfry]

im not in the mood of arguing so

[terse pine]

what’d you do

[terse pine]

nobody’s arguing

[verbal nest]

all you do is jokes

[brave silo]

heists and businesses

[stiff granite]

oh well guess you cant do anything outfit related then

[royal stone]

Ah, but you have already money? If so I would say it's just waste of space

[void grail]

hii

[royal stone]

Hello

[stiff granite]

act 3

[keen bronze]

Buddy why do you care, let her do what she wants lol

[terse pine]

notice how i almost never talk to you? i don’t see why a joke is an issue in a gta server. if it were a problem the mods would have talked to me about it.

[brave silo]

!drama

[fresh magnet]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @pallid plover.

Requested by: @brave silo

[candid torrent]

I got 900millis in deluxos I'm brokie bru 😪

[void grail]

how are you brooz

[terse pine]

sorry king

[orchid belfry]

probably grinded from launch day or glitching

[brave silo]

idek how many i have its a lot

[royal stone]

I'm good, noticing everyday

[orchid belfry]

or modded acc

[stiff granite]

dont duped deluxos only sell for like 300k

[keen bronze]

okay imma head out, bye guysysyss

[candid torrent]

They're not duped

[brave silo]

Mine are 3 mil each

[candid torrent]

Mines 3.25 each

[void grail]

good you are from which country

[terse pine]

bye bye hagd

[marsh beacon]

Hellos

[orchid belfry]

frozen money glitch?

[royal stone]

Spain

[terse pine]

hi

[stiff granite]

so you just bought a shit ton of deluxos for no reason then

[candid torrent]

Mod account

[brave silo]

ah yes oppressor mk1 loves trees

[orchid belfry]

[void grail]

ohh my dream place

[candid torrent]

Never said I bought em

[brave silo]

no mod accs come with them sometimes, you sell them at ls customs for like 3 mil each

[marsh beacon]

I just bought the oppressor mk 1 I’m having so much fun lol

[stiff granite]

ok so u bought an acc which is expected for a ps player tbh regardless theyre duped

[brave silo]

i keep hitting trees

[candid torrent]

1.9billis in cash too

[terse pine]

i’m doing cayo with a lvl 73 who wants ME to carry

and i get 15%💔

[terse pine]

that’s a lot of dollars

[brave silo]

thats why i dont do heists with randos

[royal stone]

Seriously? Well, if things keep going as they are going, the culture will be eroded, aswell as in Europe

[marsh beacon]

That’s a scam

[terse pine]

i know right

[fossil lance]

some guy in my lobby with the name lI-IlllIIlllI-lI has a trillion score in the event well till i said sometrhing and i was kicked by him using cheats

[candid torrent]

Only bought it after mine got perma banned on ps because of someone spam reporting me 😪

[brave silo]

@terse pine didnt we meet when i showed you my mansion

[terse pine]

idk

[void grail]

hmm

[terse pine]

oh yea

[nova arrow]

If anyone wants any modded or unreleased cars dm me

[void grail]

will you be my friend

[terse pine]

i talked to you beforehand but i asked to see your mansion a few days later i think

[stiff granite]

spam report doesnt do anything tbh u prob had multiple flags

[brave silo]

i dont remember

[marsh beacon]

I been doing heist with randoms and I almost finish the og heist finale and right when I was almost at the boat HE LEFT

[orchid belfry]

lmao

[brave silo]

why do i have to unlock missles for the mk1

[marsh beacon]

I haven’t finished the heist yet

[brave silo]

im gonna cry

[marsh beacon]

I keep getting camos

[orchid belfry]

because then it will be useful

[brave silo]

i shouldnt have to unlock them, they should be freeee

[orchid belfry]

yea well rockstar’s rockstar

[terse pine]

WHAT IS THIS HUY DOING HE GOT CAUGHT INSTANTLY

[royal stone]

We can be colleagues

[orchid belfry]

is it madrazo files?

[brave silo]

flying a not upgraded mk1 is not fun

[orchid belfry]

yk the primary target?

[void grail]

thanks

[brave silo]

im gonna get insanely good at flying the mk1 like the pyro

[void grail]

@fresh magnet

[orchid belfry]

bro he’s retired

[void grail]

[candid torrent]

Got added to a bunch of random groups because my friend used to host playlists and carmeets which people kept swearing in they got reported and ofcourse me just being in them I got hit with suspensions

So when that kid reported me I was on my last warning which ended up getting my ps account perma banned

[fossil lance]

he also added me as a friend after i didnt send him a friend request at all

[brave silo]

i lowkey might just become a tryhard

[candid torrent]

I gotta buy a bestia

[stiff granite]

i got my ps acc perm banned for saying the hard r so ik ps is bullshit when it comes to strikes

[candid torrent]

So true

[brave silo]

,,,

[marble moat]

I have officially been playing gta v for 100 hours

[stiff granite]

thats why i switched to xbox

we have 8 strikes

i can get away with damn near anything

[shrewd geyser]

Anyone im bad sport lobby also? 😂

[orchid belfry]

prolly wanna try to get in ur lobbies thru cheats or ip kick u

[brave silo]

im pretty sure i have like 82 days on gta

[void grail]

GTA 6

[orchid belfry]

rookie numbers, 5400 hours

[fossil lance]

he did somehow kick me i know cheaters can do that cuz its happened to me and my cousin in the same lobby at the same time

[candid torrent]

That account on gta was legit too so I just cba and bought an account

[orchid belfry]

average interaction with a cheater :

[candid torrent]

Shame I couldn't transfer it to ps5

Could've saved it that way

[stiff granite]

what else did u lose

i lost my $400 fort acc

[shrewd geyser]

I had the situation that guy had barcode nickname with pl at the end, it means poland which is my country and i said to him to change his nickname bc its cringe, he was so mad that he started to invite me to party on PlayStation lmao

[stiff granite]

havent touched the game since

[fossil lance]

lmfao

[versed nebula]

You MIGHT very much deserve bad sport lobby status jeffy..

[azure scarab]

clown

[candid torrent]

I had like £100 worth of digital games on that account

[fossil lance]

the guy sent me a message on social club too but i cant read it cuz that social club messages serice doesnt even work anymore

[stiff granite]

same smh

[orchid belfry]

I like how I kill a tryhard griefer once, then he ewos like 6 times and just leaves the session

[stiff granite]

ps is bullshit

[shrewd geyser]

Shut yo ahh

[shrewd geyser]

😂😂

[fossil lance]

what does ewos mean

[stiff granite]

easy way out

[candid torrent]

Easy way out

[orchid belfry]

easy way out

[marsh beacon]

Noooo

[fossil lance]

oh lol

[brave silo]

i am NOT waiting that long to research mk1 missles

[azure scarab]

ironically, but Clown

[shrewd geyser]

Sum guy said to me that he have 48gb of clips with me lmao

[next roost]

you can pay

[candid torrent]

You want mine?

[brave silo]

when can you?

[shrewd geyser]

I was literally fighting with 2 guys bc they started to kill me

[candid torrent]

Tmr prolly

[shrewd geyser]

And got kicked to bad sport

[brave silo]

maybe if i dont get one before then

[marsh beacon]

Oh btw where can I send pics at

[brave silo]

doesnt it still take time

[next roost]

nah it's instant

[fossil lance]

yeah ive heard ppl be banned for the n in vc on ps but on pc and chat censored words all the time and they doint care

[shrewd geyser]

Yuh if someone say smth mean to you in chat you can report him and he gets banned for like 2 days

[marsh beacon]

I made a really guy salty calling me trash yesterday and I keep messing with him and he told me to ewo myself

[terse pine]

there is no way this guy wants me to carry but won’t stop shooting air

[orchid belfry]

someone texted me “pssy” after I killed him 2 times and went to the hangar

[brave silo]

time to play hope gta rng helps me

[fossil lance]

ive said plenty of mean shit to ppl and not been banned yet lmao

[shrewd geyser]

Classic

[terse pine]

what

[marsh beacon]

Loool they so salty

[shrewd geyser]

Bc rockstar doesnt ban, i mean ps chat

[azure scarab]

Anyone have an active crew for ps i could group with ?

[brave silo]

i gotta hope my bunker gives me missles

[fossil lance]

im talking about in game chat on pc

[orchid belfry]

I wasn’t trying to pvp so my trolling plan worked

[shrewd geyser]

Yuh rockstar doesnt do anything about it

You can call someone every word in yo language and they still font care

[fossil lance]

thats good cuz i like cursing at ppl in that chat

[stiff granite]

rockstar dont care abt ingame chat

[shrewd geyser]

But will ban yo if you do some glitches lmao

[stiff granite]

its not even monitored

[fossil lance]

modders everywhere every time i see a lvl 8000 i know

[shrewd geyser]

Even if you report someone they dont care

[marsh beacon]

Now what you can do is just get them to a yacht with missles on

[shrewd geyser]

Enchaned version?

[candid torrent]

I had some nice cars on that account I lost gotta remake em somehow

[fossil lance]

LEGACY

but also yes

[shrewd geyser]

Damn thats the reason 😂

[stiff granite]

yeah like i said its not monitored anyways so thered be no proof

[fossil lance]

when i was on enhanced modders were crashing our games

and my friend said this is worse than modders doing other stuff

[shrewd geyser]

I heard that enchaned version doesn't have that much modders/hackers as legacy

[brave silo]

time to wait for resupply

[stiff granite]

modders crashed my game all the time on pc legacy aswell

[fossil lance]

ive only experienced other types of modder stuff

[shrewd geyser]

But idk i play on fourth son of sony

[stiff granite]

theyd trap me in cages and spam blow up

[orchid belfry]

I heard some people troll with chernobogs

wanna try that

[marsh beacon]

Yesssss

[candid torrent]

Is that way to crash people's game on console still working? Using the cargobob, AA trailer and Insurgent pickup

[halcyon bane]

Yes it still works

[candid torrent]

Damn 😂

[shrewd geyser]

If you wanna crash someones game or glitch camp inside building just stop playin the game

[halcyon bane]

It’s crazy how easy it is fr

[stiff granite]

rs

[candid torrent]

Aye it's stupid

[orchid belfry]

el cinco makes gta v feels like entering heaven coming from el quattro

[shrewd geyser]

Ongg

You need to be strong to play on ✓16 son of playstation

[halcyon bane]

Going back to the quattro will feel like hell

[candid torrent]

Gonna troll me mates with that

[shrewd geyser]

Cuh why you have sophie rain on pfp

[terse pine]

your pfp is so much worse twin😭 💔

[stiff granite]

who

[shrewd geyser]

Naaah

[halcyon bane]

His pfp is the GOAT wdym

[marsh beacon]

Loooool I was thinking why tf

[orchid belfry]

anyone who had gta v on el quattro gotta have eyes of steel to handle all that fps while also thinking the game runs smoothly

[shrewd geyser]

I got banned on chess com server bc my pfp

[frail bobcat]

why do i black screen flying to cayo perico every timeekmiemiwqemwq

[shrewd geyser]

Sum snowflakes reported me to moderation 😂

[stiff granite]

reasonable ban

i’d report your ass rn if i was a snowflake lwk

[shrewd geyser]

I guess yo arent snowflake

[orchid belfry]

he’s the best of all time tho

[marsh beacon]

As a snowflake, snowflakes offend me

Jkjk

[orchid belfry]

women scare me

[shrewd geyser]

If session has more than 10 people fps drop to 30 😂

[marsh beacon]

GTA on-line scares me

[shrewd geyser]

🇵🇱

[stiff granite]

something a snowflake would say lwk

[marsh beacon]

And I have 2882 hours on ps4 and 238 on ps5

[stiff granite]

what level

[shrewd geyser]

Touch grass

[marsh beacon]

Only a snowflake would know that 👀

[halcyon bane]

Fym drops to 30 😭 30 is max full sesh be running like 15 fps max 💀

[glacial raven]

Quick question, saving up for the mansions currently and I'm just over 10mil, would it be too dumb of a move to buy the garment factory? Or should I wait until after I get the mansion

[sour galleon]

don’t u need a tv upgrade too though to see major differences

[marsh beacon]

510 I think

[ionic sapphire]

Easiest off radar gm of all time still works

[shrewd geyser]

Onggg 30 fps is safe word

[stiff granite]

duh

[marsh beacon]

I dooooo

[stiff granite]

it’s been working for over a year

[marsh beacon]

I don’t play gta like I used to before

[shrewd geyser]

Garment factory is useless

[gleaming knot]

sex

[orchid belfry]

brotassium if u had a ps4 there’s no need for a 75hz panel

[sour galleon]

wtffff

[orchid belfry]

game runs 30 fps average

[shrewd geyser]

Brochacho gtao on quatro is not for weak

[gleaming knot]

are you a junkie

[sour galleon]

bro what

[orchid belfry]

Do you like adrenaline?

[stiff granite]

if ur getting more than 100 fps sure but im pretty sure the human eye can only see so many

[brave silo]

i hate waiting for bunker resupply

[halcyon bane]

It’s where the boys are separated from the men

[gleaming knot]

indeed

[ionic sapphire]

Ahkshully 🤓

[shrewd geyser]

Playing gtao on quatro makes you man

[gleaming knot]

el uno s even worse

[orchid belfry]

Even then, gta v can run smooth 60 fps on ps5

[frail bobcat]

WTF IS QUATTRO

[marsh beacon]

GTA5 online on ps7 when

[frail bobcat]

caps

[gleaming knot]

audi

[orchid belfry]

4

[stiff granite]

what was the point in this

[brave silo]

4

[frail bobcat]

oh lol

[halcyon bane]

El quattro

[marsh beacon]

I think it’s a Quattro

[stiff granite]

you want attention so bad

[shrewd geyser]

Hell na 🙏🏿

[sour galleon]

60 fps lol that’s cute cupcake

[signal whale]

fuck

[candid torrent]

Audi quattro?

[shrewd geyser]

Fourth son of sony

[cyan bane]

I doubt they will do any more remasters for GTA V

[shrewd geyser]

✓16 son of sony

[stiff granite]

it’s capped at 60 anyways

[orchid belfry]

ik I played gta v on pc

[signal whale]

hey you look familiar

[frail bobcat]

we only drive M cars

[ionic sapphire]

Get the d out your ass weirdo I was gonna send a vid about how much fps the eye can really track but you are just hostile get offline if you had a bad day freak

[orchid belfry]

💀

[shrewd geyser]

Even gta san andreas run smother on quatro than gtao

[brave silo]

I want an M8 comppp

[stiff granite]

@cyan bane mods?

[marsh beacon]

If they did that for the next gen I would actually buy a irl oppressor mk2

[signal whale]

idk, could just be me though

[candid torrent]

Oh yeahh

[shrewd geyser]

?

[sour galleon]

san andreas runs smooth anywhere if you got electricity and a positive mindset

[signal whale]

nvm 💔

[cinder adder]

[shrewd geyser]

Why everyone sayin smth about my pfp?

[orchid belfry]

@shrewd geyser what did u do to bro?

[signal whale]

his pfp is rather interesting

[marsh beacon]

wtf is that name lmao

[shrewd geyser]

I meant san andreas remaster

[signal whale]

the best name ever

[shrewd geyser]

At release

[sour galleon]

oh yeah that pfp is crazy

[shrewd geyser]

Damn tf yo mean

[sour galleon]

bro is him

[signal whale]

do you not see it bro

[orchid belfry]

bro did a funny one on @signal whale

[signal whale]

this guy probably owns an island 💔

[shrewd geyser]

You cant be that dum🥀

[signal whale]

💔

[shrewd geyser]

Na i think my pfp is sum random old guy

Ong

[frail bobcat]

this game actually sucks bro

[signal whale]

nah i think he had an island before

do you by chance own cayo perico

[shrewd geyser]

Herobrine acts release when?

[marsh beacon]

You know who also has an island ?

Mr beast

[signal whale]

who

[stiff granite]

yes it’s just a stock photo of some 60 year old from google

[orchid belfry]

El Rubio files release when?

[gleaming knot]

yea i aint spendin 800 bucks on a pc that will tecieve gta 6 in 2028

[orchid belfry]

EL RUBIO

[shrewd geyser]

I wouldn't be surprised if sony gets on that list

[signal whale]

this guy said mr beast 💔

[orchid belfry]

he lying

[naive bane]

is it worth buying security for ur mc businesses

[muted inlet]

It feels like I recognise you from somewhere???

[orchid belfry]

go to cayo perico to reveal the secrets of the madrazo files

[shrewd geyser]

Cuh why yo got roblox account linked to yo profile

[signal whale]

i think i went to highschool with him

[shrewd geyser]

Like i said, everyone is sayin smth sbout my pfp

[sour galleon]

that’s an alpha male right there

[signal whale]

whats bad about it

[shrewd geyser]

Ngl yuh

[muted inlet]

You must just have one of those faces idk

[shrewd geyser]

In that tempo i will be admin of this server

[orchid belfry]

why does everyone think ur familiar?

[muted inlet]

Feels like I’d find you in a my little pony server

[signal whale]

people here probably went to school w him

[orchid belfry]

Do you by chance make Minecraft tutorial videos? @shrewd geyser

[muted inlet]

Idk about high school it’s more like I would’ve been really young when I met him

[signal whale]

type of guy to have females

[signal whale]

tutorials for what

[signal whale]

i think i met him when i was 5

[orchid belfry]

Minecraft tutorial

[cinder adder]

I want to change my email for my account but I forgot my password💔

[signal whale]

yes but for what

[shrewd geyser]

Im back been on timeout

[orchid belfry]

Minecraft

[muted inlet]

Maybe a mod review here and there

[shrewd geyser]

Lol

[brave silo]

cream cheese is the best thing in the world

[shrewd geyser]

@orchid belfry i can make yo private minecraft tutorial session

[signal whale]

oh no

[muted inlet]

Do you like cupcakes per chance?

[orchid belfry]

I think @signal whale would like it

[signal whale]

take one for the team and ill give you 1 gta dollar

[brave silo]

yayyy i unlocked an APC sam battery so useful

[shrewd geyser]

[marsh beacon]

Time for peepee poopoo town

[shrewd geyser]

For him na

[marsh beacon]

Time*

[pliant kestrel]

Wow, limited ammo capacity upon thy

[orchid belfry]

nah u take one for the team, 20 gta dollars

[brave silo]

all i want is mk1 misslesssss

[signal whale]

done

[muted inlet]

Are we pimping this guy out what’s happening😭😭😭

[cinder adder]

Rahhhh

[harsh ibex]

If i call pavel and cancel the heist is there a cooldown to do it again and how long

[signal whale]

id like a tutorial

[signal whale]

the cooldown is only if you complete it i think

[orchid belfry]

@shrewd geyser

[marsh beacon]

Next is The oppressor mk1

[harsh ibex]

oh

[shrewd geyser]

Like i said so, for him nah

[signal whale]

fuck man why

[shrewd geyser]

Bc i said so

[static elbow]

🇨 🇺 🇲

[muted inlet]

Expired

[wicked wharf]

I hopped on GTA and my heavy rifle disappeared. Could I borrow any of yours by chance?

[shrewd geyser]

You reading in my mind

[signal whale]

bro 💔

[orchid belfry]

[signal whale]

u gotta do it

[shrewd geyser]

@orchid belfry yo gimme a nitro gng

[orchid belfry]

hn bro I ain’t going to cayo perico

[shrewd geyser]

If you give me nitro i will do personal tutorial of anything for u

[pliant kestrel]

Did you read the rules?

[marsh beacon]

You know the rules

[shrewd geyser]

Tbh no

[marsh beacon]

And so do I

[signal whale]

im not expired though

[static elbow]

Broke ahh dude with an Epstein pic with no money

[signal whale]

please do not continue this song

[stiff granite]

that’s it ban him

[brave silo]

next is the tampa guns

[shrewd geyser]

Hell na

[static elbow]

Poor thing

[muted inlet]

If the rule lead you here then of what use was the rule?

[brave silo]

why is klaus here

[static elbow]

My boy from Tampa told me to join

[shrewd geyser]

I wws just joking with that nitro

[static elbow]

Sorry but the only joke here is you dawg

[orchid belfry]

One day my daughter asked me “did you kill a person?” I was like no I never killed a person

[shrewd geyser]

What you tryin

[static elbow]

I don’t speak ghetto

[orchid belfry]

there’s one kind of half-exception…

[static elbow]

Can someone translate

[shrewd geyser]

Why you trying to look for attention

[muted inlet]

What u tryna say by that?🤨🤨

Foo

[shrewd geyser]

Ghetto in poland 😂

Nice

[static elbow]

lol

[marsh beacon]

Back to gta

[static elbow]

This Epstein dude was fun to laugh at

[shrewd geyser]

Gng you literally have nick a fish named klaus

[static elbow]

But anyone that hangs out in a chat instead of playing the game asking for nitro is a legit joke

[shrewd geyser]

Dont speak to me pls

[static elbow]

And now it’s getting offended

[cinder adder]

[static elbow]

Implying I’d want to talk to him like he matters

[shrewd geyser]

Do you know the definition of satire?

[orchid belfry]

[shrewd geyser]

Asking for nitro was part of joke

[static elbow]

Ignored

[cinder adder]

[static elbow]

Not trying to look like a loser by association

[marsh beacon]

The oppressor mk1 is better than mk2

[muted inlet]

🍿fight fight fight

[shrewd geyser]

😂😂😂😂

Just leave the chat

[static elbow]

lol

[orchid belfry]

aight im going

[static elbow]

Back to my game

[cinder adder]

Son✌🏼😭

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[cinder adder]

[dapper sphinx]

[mighty isle]

[marsh beacon]

Day 1000 trying to finish the final heist with randoms on normal

[muted inlet]

I ain’t ever completed any heist with randoms past prison break

[marsh beacon]

I’m sorry for your loss 🥺😔

Wait I read that wrong my bad

[muted inlet]

I try to help the low levels but I can’t play the game for them💀

They’ll find a way to die in the jewel store heist

[marsh beacon]

Loool same I swear they die on purpose

[muted inlet]

Wait sorry thinking story

I mean the first heist

[marsh beacon]

Oh the kurma I remember first playing I did have trouble Ngl but I didn’t die

It wasn’t that hard

[muted inlet]

That setups easy if you also have a kuruma💀

[royal stone]

EFN

[muted inlet]

The meme died 2 weeks ago🥀

[grave grail]

Can anyone help me make money ps5???

[marsh beacon]

For sure or just any armor car

[royal stone]

And what? I like it

[shrewd geyser]

?

[royal stone]

Surprises me you haven't seen that but you got a Jeffrey Epstein pfp lol

[next roost]

sire

[royal stone]

What

[muted inlet]

You give off that one instagram gif with the 2 wojacks nodding their head

[royal stone]

I think I saw it somewhere but idk what it means

[marsh beacon]

Why do I see so many people with the gamer tag temp?

Did I miss a trend or something

[gleaming knot]

when red dead 2 60 fps

[next roost]

pc

[stiff granite]

i think its ppl w previous usernames that are TOS so theygot their username reset but idk thats just a ps thing

i might be wrong tho

[gleaming knot]

🤮

[marsh beacon]

Aaa thank you

[terse pine]

can ps have different gta username than ps username

🤔

[stiff granite]

no

neither can xb it’s bs

[orchid belfry]

no

[marsh beacon]

You’re going to hate me

[onyx ibex]

anyone new gen xbox

[marsh beacon]

Next unlock is the opressor missiles

[orchid belfry]

damn congrats

who just got nuked 😭

[candid torrent]

Oh

[candid torrent]

It's gonna be a useless camo trust

[marsh beacon]

Nope it’s actually the missiles lmao

[candid torrent]

Wait I'm lost

We're you saying darks gonna get missiles or that you've got missiles

I've got slow brain rn apologies

[marsh beacon]

I got the missiles

You good man

[candid torrent]

Ah lol

[thin wolf]

mk1 the goat

[terse pine]

liar

[thin wolf]

never

@terse pine prove me wrong

the mk1 actually requires skill to not crash every 5 seconds

[terse pine]

i think its not an d i’m always right

[glass wharf]

Guys who wanna be my friend

[thin wolf]

the average mk2 user(even upside down) can barely fight a sparrow

[terse pine]

vehicles that are easy to crash are bad

[glass wharf]

I’m level 33 and I just want a partner

[thin wolf]

everything comes witha price

if its easy to crash its fun to not crash

[terse pine]

no

[terse pine]

sorry i already have a bff

[glass wharf]

Bro you like like you are pretty good

[marsh beacon]

Guys the best vehicle is really the bmx bike

[glass wharf]

Oh, you could have another

[terse pine]

no she’s not don’t trust it

[terse pine]

okay hey bff

[glass wharf]

Heyyy…

[terse pine]

no

you’re a liar too

[marsh beacon]

Am not 🥺

[thin wolf]

whats the best vehicle

[glass wharf]

Bro ima Accually grinding for oppressor

[thin wolf]

what in the seduction

[glass wharf]

Like I need 2 more Cayo

[terse pine]

nightshark and niobe

[orchid belfry]

bro u just suck at driving it

[glass wharf]

Jk

[thin wolf]

[orchid belfry]

p5

[terse pine]

me when you

[glass wharf]

Ps5

[thin wolf]

i dont, im saying it requires skill meaning a level 20 cant jsut fly it perfectly right away

[terse pine]

i know a lvl 500 that can’t fly the mk2 properly

[thin wolf]

rude

[terse pine]

ty i’ll get on asap

[thin wolf]

it flies in a straight fucking line

[glass wharf]

Bruh I’m 32 and I can

Help me also broski

[terse pine]

he seems to think flying vehicles must be low instead of high

do what

wait lowkirkuinely i’d like that free cayo

[glass wharf]

Oh

[thin wolf]

mf he can stay on the ground and still be fine

[thin wolf]

we

[terse pine]

he like zigzags

[candid torrent]

I'll give cayos tmr

[thin wolf]

i think hes autistic

[terse pine]

allll to me

[candid torrent]

No

[thin wolf]

hmu💔

[candid torrent]

I don't b2b

[terse pine]

this is about you btw @signal whale

[thin wolf]

i can probably do b2b but my cayo rn is so ass

[signal whale]

?

[thin wolf]

hard pd 1g 💔

[signal whale]

what have i done

[candid torrent]

Hard pd 3 gold 🥶

[terse pine]

you suck at driving mk2

[signal whale]

??

[terse pine]

and i told on you this

[thin wolf]

spare some

[terse pine]

please

[candid torrent]

Tmr pooks

[terse pine]

hi i cant do b2b

but i’d love your b2b

[signal whale]

what about me good lookin

[terse pine]

[orchid belfry]

bro what

[terse pine]

you don’t deserve it

[candid torrent]

If p4 version then snm

[thin wolf]

i can give u some too if u want but my cayo takes like 10 minutes considering how much cash i gotta take

[terse pine]

tell him to get it right now

[signal whale]

im gonna start working on my ps4 version so i can play w makki

[candid torrent]

Uh no need check ya dm you'll see why

[terse pine]

he’s in the billions he doesn’t need your cayo twin

[orchid belfry]

bro who is makki and why does everyone like wanna play with her?

[mighty isle]

[terse pine]

well who are you and what’s like your problem with that😭

[candid torrent]

I don't she just keeps replying to me

[terse pine]

send me ur username

[candid torrent]

Snm when I'm on tmr I'll dm you

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

wtf is snm

[terse pine]

say no moreee

[spare beacon]

is garment factory worth it

[orchid belfry]

bros scared of- nvm

[signal whale]

oh

[orchid belfry]

nah what is snm

[terse pine]

yes twin

spend all your money

[orchid belfry]

nah twin it ain’t worth it

but if u have like everything

then yes

[candid torrent]

Say no more

[signal whale]

alr

[signal whale]

help me get started on ps4 and ill make it worth ur time fr

[candid torrent]

Oo freaky

[signal whale]

yk me 😝

on god

[candid torrent]

Yaaas gyal

[signal whale]

fr though it would be greatly appreciated, im like rank 2 on ps4 and all my stuff is ps5

[candid torrent]

Dw I gotcha

[orchid belfry]

I see u everytime I go to this server

[signal whale]

appreciate it king

[orchid belfry]

same

[terse pine]

i don’t remember this being relevant to gta

[candid torrent]

Free free cayo cuh

[orchid belfry]

cause it ain’t

[thin wolf]

its true,my friend migrated to try out hsw but came back to old gen cuz he has no one on new gen lmao

[mighty isle]

ur friend came back to playing on 30fps just cause he couldnt make new friends?

[next roost]

(spongebob handcuffs pic)

[candid torrent]

Oh

[thin wolf]

my bottle popped back into shape that shit scared me so bad

[thin wolf]

yes.?

[glass wharf]

I can

[brave silo]

👀

[candid torrent]

Banana

[terse pine]

twin you’re like level 33

[candid torrent]

You're level 2

[agile star]

why did snow only last a week

[brave silo]

Because people complained

[agile star]

wow

[brave silo]

Yep

[agile star]

im surprised rockstar listened

[brave silo]

Time to get on GTA and troll

[terse pine]

no 3

[brave silo]

Wdym

[candid torrent]

Rng

[deft glen]

(I’m not looking to start a Cayo Perico heist just a question about it)

How much would it cost me to ask someone to do the entire heist for me?

[signal whale]

me, mb for being a low level 😝

[deft glen]

I’m having an issue deleting one of my plates and it’s not even on a vehicle someone help me with it.

[candid torrent]

Preps and all?

[deft glen]

Yup

[manic aspen]

Some do it for free

[next roost]

anything from 15 to 85%

[candid torrent]

I personally help out for free

[candid torrent]

You're good pooks dw

[manic aspen]

But thats weird cuz preps only take like sub 45mins

[signal whale]

thank you, ||ily (dont tell)||

[manic aspen]

Is this W rizz?

[terse pine]

proemme

i have a bone to pick with you

[signal whale]

fuck yeah

[terse pine]

please

kyle perico

[candid torrent]

Kyle

[stiff granite]

pick a bone

lil doggy

[terse pine]

if you know ball you’ll know what i’m referring you

[signal whale]

he dont need to know ball because i can tell him, hes king ofc

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

come on man lock in

[terse pine]

freak

[candid torrent]

Kyle

[signal whale]

??

[terse pine]

a guy came in here asking for kyle perico heist a few days ago

i am referencing that

[candid torrent]

Imagine kyle

[terse pine]

why did you correct yourself to be wrong😭

[candid torrent]

Hol on did I jus see that right

[terse pine]

what

[candid torrent]

Oh I did 😭

[terse pine]

send me your psn

or else

[candid torrent]

@warped hazel you're funny broski

[signal whale]

oh in that case, lets settle this

[terse pine]

cheating on acrylic? all for what? that vanilla unicorn magic?

idk if i can keep that from him

[signal whale]

i am locked in we will settle this like gentlemen. would you like to know how

[signal whale]

nuh uh

how much money do you have in gta

[terse pine]

PSN

[signal whale]

164 mil

i have won

[candid torrent]

Is OK I can do you cayo 😘

[signal whale]

cheating???

[terse pine]

gta*

[candid torrent]

I give cayo to everyone

[compact iris]

hmm

[signal whale]

come over tn

[signal whale]

hello pobo

LMFAOOO

[compact iris]

check my roles 😋😋

[terse pine]

plesse

[signal whale]

WOW CONGRATS

cmm sucks to do

[compact iris]

YESSSS and yk i really found the 3 best ppl , i wsnst carried this time so it was all funnn

[candid torrent]

Alr then no cayo for you

[signal whale]

especially w people who dont know what to do, its hard

[compact iris]

fr

[candid torrent]

💅

[terse pine]

PLEASEEEE

[compact iris]

yeaa these knew alot lol

[signal whale]

i have shark cards!

[terse pine]

i think you just suck

[signal whale]

im about to finish dcmm 4. after that i wouldve done all dcmms

[compact iris]

damnnnnn i still need 4 and 2

[terse pine]

ok😋

[compact iris]

osummm

[signal whale]

wait how did you get the role? by doing the og one?

or just a cmm in general

[compact iris]

apartment one then mod mail

[terse pine]

ur pfp is cool ngl don’t say my username tho

[signal whale]

fuckk lmfao

[compact iris]

yess loll

[signal whale]

i tried apartment a long while ago. we got all the way to pac standard and everyone got reset

[compact iris]

ripp 🥀🥀

[signal whale]

the worst part is, we did it in one go

[compact iris]

i have had 3 tries and 2 of them ended at prison break

[compact iris]

damnnnnn nah we took 3 days for this

[signal whale]

lmao ive done prison break way too much

shit

[compact iris]

we had diff timezones so we did taking time lol

[signal whale]

for the guys im doing dcmm with, they are all in europe lmao

[compact iris]

ye its easy

[signal whale]

its just that people fuck up so fast

[compact iris]

niceee mine 2 were in europe 1 in my country

[compact iris]

true true

[terse pine]

okay

danish

[signal whale]

oh fire, i carried a friend through dcmm 2 and it took us a day and a half

[terse pine]

what’s that blue hoodie you have called

[signal whale]

the diamond casino hoodie?

[terse pine]

did you unlock that

[gaunt igloo]

Salvage yard lowkey underrated

[compact iris]

ye i wonder how m gonna do dcmm2 its so hard

[signal whale]

yeah

[orchid belfry]

I wanna try doing cmm (I got no one to play with)

[terse pine]

wheel?

[signal whale]

if you had ps5 i can do it with you

[signal whale]

ill do it with you

[compact iris]

nah man not in 6 years 🙏🙏

[signal whale]

yeah, i randomly won it from the wheel

[orchid belfry]

apartment cmm

[signal whale]

yeah, i have two friends already

[compact iris]

nicee

[orchid belfry]

damn aight let me in

[signal whale]

we just need a last person because our fourth guy for dcmm is so unserious lmfaooo

[terse pine]

did you send me an invite i wasn’t looking

[orchid belfry]

il prolly play tmrw

[signal whale]

we missed elite on bogdan because this guy decided to fucking drift

[orchid belfry]

me

[brave silo]

im backkk

[signal whale]

for dcmm, myself and another guy are both very good at it. the third guy, ehh

[terse pine]

hi dark

[signal whale]

king

[terse pine]

how was the briefing

griefing

[signal whale]

💀

[terse pine]

what

[signal whale]

speaking of briefing i have an upsetting non gta related thing to tell you

[terse pine]

on

ok

[signal whale]

i dm you

kind regards, groundpound69

[terse pine]

you’re anything but kind

[signal whale]

liar

[compact iris]

dem

[brave silo]

i never got on handling something else

[signal whale]

on god bro it fucking sucked

[terse pine]

you good?