gta-online

[patent tusk]

it happened in like 2018 or smth

[sour galleon]

unless it's just bread and a slice of lettuce

[candid torrent]

Mystery meat 💊

[sour zenith]

New York has a street vendor that sells burgers for $2.50 iirc

[candid torrent]

Oh hell nawh

[signal whale]

yes it is

[clever heron]

Where is trashcan

[sour galleon]

not that long ago

[patent tusk]

[clever heron]

I notice in gta when you go shopping for clothes they dint say if yiu want a bag

[sour galleon]

if you told me in 1988 that would be accurate

[patent tusk]

[sour galleon]

[candid torrent]

You just stuff them dishes in the pockets

[patent tusk]

[sour zenith]

We can carry a Minigun in our back pockets so makes sense as to why we don’t need bags

[clever heron]

O

Also no recipt

[terse pine]

does that make you sad

[clever heron]

What if i want ti return it

[sour galleon]

[clever heron]

Yes

[candid torrent]

We got a whole ass rpg in our buttocks mayn I doubt a few thousand clothing items will do much

[unique lagoon]

hey

[celest hornet]

balls

[sour galleon]

i'm sad tho

[terse pine]

no

[unique lagoon]

😕

[sour galleon]

what

[unique lagoon]

what the fuck

[candid torrent]

17 38

[unique lagoon]

is it hate acrylic day today or what

[candid torrent]

I don't hate ya pooks dw

[unique lagoon]

second i say hey i got 2 people sending death threats

[terse pine]

yes ur evil

[clever heron]

Imagine orb cannon 10 tons

[sour galleon]

nyc diner still serves coke the old fashioned way

[clever heron]

Entire city be destruyed

[candid torrent]

You're the evil one

[clever heron]

They would have to evacuate to cayo

[candid torrent]

I'm gonna buy that massive triangular plane

[clever heron]

The altknost

[terse pine]

no

[clever heron]

Whatever is called

[candid torrent]

Dorito plane

[unique lagoon]

alkonost

[candid torrent]

Gonna buy for lols

[clever heron]

Imagine gta 6 having natural disasters

[sour galleon]

that aint dorito shape son

[unique lagoon]

its triangle enough

[clever heron]

Imagine selling meth n a random Avenger drops a tnt on you

Breaking your meth in 128 peoces

[loud swift]

just died to a dude using invisible godmode glitch

[sour galleon]

damn they adding yo mama

[unique lagoon]

not nice

[candid torrent]

Womp womp

[clever heron]

Spank him for me

Imagine a player using guided misdles from kosak n aims at your bunker

Destroying all the supplied

[candid torrent]

Oh

My

[thin sequoia]

@gta5 when’s the fuck a player feature being added

[candid torrent]

1965

Well

[clever heron]

@signal whale

@terse pine

[terse pine]

@signal whale gonna happen to you

[terse pine]

yes patchy

[clever heron]

When do gta plus um start

[loud swift]

lmao

[terse pine]

that day

[clever heron]

How much

[terse pine]

this much

[clever heron]

What color

[patent tusk]

pirple

[clever heron]

This color

[sour galleon]

nvm they adding yo mama

[terse pine]

no that one

[sour galleon]

ohio impressed

[clever heron]

That shi gunna happen to you

[terse pine]

that’s what i said twin

[clever heron]

When

[terse pine]

literally what you replied to

[clever heron]

That one

[terse pine]

patchy what’s your gta lvl

[clever heron]

That one

[terse pine]

no

how much

[clever heron]

This much

Makki do you need help on the breaking n enterimg

[candid torrent]

Yw pooks

[shell frigate]

could someone hel;p me make some bread

[loud swift]

sybau

[candid torrent]

Yw pookie 😘

[loud swift]

🤨

[unique lagoon]

hey

[signal whale]

WHY

[valid stone]

Does anyone know if the volatol turret is still bugged

[sour galleon]

okay

where do you live

nvm i aint helping learn some manners

[candid torrent]

Yesterday

[terse pine]

cause

[valid stone]

What happened yesterday

[signal whale]

over there

[candid torrent]

Everywhere gta

[candid torrent]

Next to me neighbour

[signal whale]

yes sir

[terse pine]

where does your neighbour live

[sour galleon]

omw

[signal whale]

my house is white just lmk when you are down the road

[candid torrent]

In a house

[terse pine]

where is that house in gta

[sour galleon]

why is the dog outside

[candid torrent]

Next to mine

[signal whale]

funny thing is my dogs are actually outside rn

[terse pine]

where is yours in gta

[sour galleon]

i know that's why i asked

[candid torrent]

On a high end street

[signal whale]

idk

[terse pine]

can’t be

[sour galleon]

ydk

[candid torrent]

Tmr

1:20am

[terse pine]

holy

[candid torrent]

Cool

[signal whale]

nah

[candid torrent]

I don't play past 1am

[terse pine]

yes

[candid torrent]

Never ask her she's lazy

[terse pine]

can i kill you

[terse pine]

hey it’s true i said yes but it’s really a no because im lazy

[candid torrent]

Bru I'll help ya later

When it's like 3pm for you

[terse pine]

😮‍💨

[sour galleon]

what time you sleep

[terse pine]

probably that

[terse pine]

he’ll be asleep in max 5 hours🙏i know everythign trust

nvm i counted wrong its max 7 hours

[candid torrent]

Oh also next time ask for help in the #ps4｜other-lfg channel

[unique lagoon]

lol more like clock it bell

[candid torrent]

Huh whyd I get warned for this 😭

[strange sundial]

Does the annis hardy way have drift tuning

[terse pine]

this was so not funny that i’m mad at myself for laughing

[sour galleon]

are you his roommate or smth

[terse pine]

yeah

[candid torrent]

Yes I just showed it's search in the vehicle channel

[terse pine]

not exactly

[unique lagoon]

they share a uni dorm did you not know

[unique lagoon]

lol

[strange sundial]

Yeah my bad, how do you use that

[candid torrent]

/ carsearch

[terse pine]

quesiton

[candid torrent]

No thanks

[terse pine]

💀 💔

[strange sundial]

Thank you

[candid torrent]

Idk what a quesiton is

[terse pine]

yw

[signal whale]

midnight

[candid torrent]

Oh

[manic aspen]

Midnight is too late

Gotta stay healthy bruh

[sour galleon]

too early son

[candid torrent]

Oh

[unique lagoon]

meh

[gilded yew]

dead game

[sour galleon]

fr

[fervent mantle]

Gta7

[gleaming knot]

some guy just randomly invited me and someone else to cayo, we got elite challenge😭😭 elite challenge w randoms is crazy

[maiden rose]

It's rare but some randoms actually do have brain cells

[gleaming knot]

they saw my skill now they added me

we did it in 8 mins as 3 randoms

shits crazy

its like we all planned this shit, one got keys one hacked other went office

then we took gold and dipped

[maiden rose]

I was only ever able to beat prison break once as a host and I got lucky that the people who joined me were locked in.

Because first of all it took me a week to even get the mission started because I could never get four people, and whenever a fourth person would join they would leave as soon as the mission starts 😭

That happened well over 9 years ago lol

[gleaming knot]

xbox 360 times

what id do to go back to those years maaaaan

why am i getting older

[uncut nest]

its ok we can experience early gta 6 online

[maiden rose]

Technically I guess I beat it twice as a host because I wasn't able to transfer my PS3 account to PS4 because I was too late to get a PS4 since I was a kid with no job.

[gleaming knot]

cant believe i dont need my parents to buy gta 6

[maiden rose]

The saddest thing to know is that a lot of your favorite franchises will probably outlive you

[gleaming knot]

also i uhh finished cayo w randoms now im stuck on a black screen

dont think thats my consoles fault rockstar

[uncut nest]

If it takes over 5 minutes restart your game

[gleaming knot]

fuck your name fuck your game

[gleaming knot]

done took 2 mins

showed me that ill be kicked for idling in 13 mins

[maiden rose]

I'm not going to lie the best thing about PS5 GTA is that the load times aren't that bad

[gleaming knot]

i moved left stick it went away

[gleaming knot]

pretty much any next gen console

[maiden rose]

I remember as a kid it used to take me like 10 minutes to switch lobbies

[gleaming knot]

bro

[candid torrent]

Lol

[gleaming knot]

i hopped on my 360, turned on gta online to load, went to eat, piss and shower and it finally loaded

shit took so long

[maiden rose]

It was the reason why people left the lobby less often back in the day

[gleaming knot]

nowadays it takes me 20 seconds

cant even take a piss and the games loaded

[gleaming knot]

still to this day every lobby has 30 people idk whats up with this game

[maiden rose]

I remember when the PS4 version came out and they stopped working on PS3 and the PS3 version devolved into modder mess

[gleaming knot]

those were the best times bro

i used to join lives on youtube to get money dropped lmao

i had my account with rank 8000 and 2 trillion cash

[maiden rose]

I probably had a billion dollars

[gleaming knot]

with like 4 garages filled with t20s

rockstar wouldnt let me transfer sadly

[maiden rose]

A billion that I wasn't able to transfer 🥀

I kind of miss those days but it's the past I guess

[gleaming knot]

i still dont get the hype i used to see in old gen online

like bro all you could buy is a t20 and zentorno

[gleaming knot]

i miss them cause i didnt have anything else to worry about but to get into a modders lobby

[clever heron]

I have a question

[maiden rose]

The rhino tank was actually useful back in the day which is funny

[gleaming knot]

nowadays im stressin too much

life harsh

[clever heron]

Well I can't cancel entry point

[uncut nest]

now its buns

[clever heron]

So now I have to do it but where is iaa

[gleaming knot]

i remember lazer jet having a fucking rifle instead of those bomb things

[unique lagoon]

night night

[maiden rose]

I remember I got deranked to -8000 because I was talking shit.

Mind you I was just a little squeaker and this grown ass man deranked me because I hurt his feelings

lol

[summer tapir]

[gleaming knot]

my rank was touched more times than mia khalifa by modders

one lobby im 8000 the other im 1

and then im suddenly 2015 cause some guy think he funny

[clever heron]

Then what hapoen

[gleaming knot]

i wish there was modders on console nowadays ngl

[maiden rose]

I'm glad there's no modders

[gleaming knot]

but props to rockstar, atleast they know how to do SOMETHING right

[maiden rose]

From what I hear the PC version is unplayable

[clever heron]

Do you still have access to those account

[gleaming knot]

rockstar wouldnt let me transfer

[summer tapir]

you hearing a load of bs

[clever heron]

Wow

[gleaming knot]

prolly cause it was overmodded

[summer tapir]

its not hard to change servers from a modded one lol

[gleaming knot]

no idea, 8 year old me was fuming

[round jolt]

Rp server anybody? Cops vs criminals

[maiden rose]

Can't a modder just follow you around? I'm pretty sure they can also just join your lobby even in solo

[signal whale]

fuck

[clever heron]

How to remove tattoe

Wasn't there a way

[pliant kestrel]

strange, they let me transfer my very, very, very legit account

[clever heron]

Fuk dawg

[maiden rose]

Apparently they let you transfer earlier on but when they realized most of the player base had modded money they stopped allowing it

[pliant kestrel]

I transfered somewhat close to day 1, both for xbox and pc enhanced as well, 9.2 quintillion in the bank

[clever heron]

Tubi be havin stuff you can't stop watching

[maiden rose]

Lucky asf 😭

[clever heron]

Idk what they put in

[pliant kestrel]

you mean lifeinvader?

[maiden rose]

I'm up here having to do the most boring cargo missions imaginable

[clever heron]

Find new sesh

[maiden rose]

No that's not what I mean

[pliant kestrel]

I don't mind the sourcing part, really just enjoy driving the sell vehicles, gives me all the juice I need

[maiden rose]

Listen sourcing special cargo just gets tiring after like 10 minutes.

[clever heron]

Got a question i started ps5 version says you send staff out on a job what does thar mean

[maiden rose]

It takes me about two weeks to get three warehouses done because I don't have the patience

[clever heron]

Do thet deliver fir yiu

[pliant kestrel]

For bail office, you send them out to collect money
For rooster + your special cargo warehouse staff, they will collect ~1 - ~3 crates (also includes special cargo for special cargo warehouses) and is fully random

[clever heron]

Imagine gta havi.g traffic cameras

[sharp gull]

Not even in a public lobby for 2s and some loser already drives over to me and tries to kill me

[maiden rose]

My plan is to get five large warehouses filled, and then do them all one after another

[clever heron]

Oh so is like stash housr

[pliant kestrel]

pretty sure 4/5 of mine are filled and one just has a single movie reel in it as cargo for the special cargo ;-;

[maiden rose]

I just wish I had a way to stay inspired

[clever heron]

Marty

[maiden rose]

Wassup

[uncut nest]

do you guys think knoway will be in gta 6? or will it just be here for gta 5 online

[sharp gull]

So weird, it’s like they see someone minding their own business and they gotta kill them for it…

[clever heron]

Can you sell terrobyte

[pliant kestrel]

You can

[maiden rose]

Nope I don't think you can sell any of the service vehicles

Oh what?

[clever heron]

I feel like I don't use it

[pliant kestrel]

its dumb how you do it though
Possible but it may break your game

I know I can do it but Im worried what happens if I actually do it

[clever heron]

Onther than opreser

[maiden rose]

If you have the Oppressor MKII then the terrobyte makes it way easier to spawn it

[clever heron]

Should I get acid lab

[maiden rose]

I say it's worth it to keep it just for that

[clever heron]

How much is pay

[winged stratus]

I need some fellas to run heists or jobs. Dm me

[fresh magnet]

@winged stratus, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[pliant kestrel]

Pay on the acid lab or selling the terrorbyte?

[maiden rose]

I think the best purchases in this entire game are the kasatka and sparrow lowkey

[novel turret]

How was yalls valentines

[clever heron]

Oh I was asking um so many questions

[novel turret]

Cap it's sprunk

[clever heron]

Well for acid lab how much is missions pay

[maiden rose]

The kasatka is so naked without the Sparrow

[clever heron]

What do you care

[novel turret]

I love all yall

[dapper sphinx]

What's the cooldown for medical crates in hanger, 3 or 5 mins?

[clever heron]

Anyone know

[dapper sphinx]

Kinda want to fill Hanger and large special crate warehouse

[novel turret]

Atleast 80

[clever heron]

Is gaming good

Sometimes I wonder if im making the right decision

Jus because somine plsys game duesbt mean there no life

[pliant kestrel]

Are you having an existance crisis or something?

[terse pine]

patchy you good?😭

[clever heron]

Ppl with jobs play to do fun stuff not simulate another job

Hey makki

R u ok

[terse pine]

yes are you??

[clever heron]

Am in having early mid life crisis

[terse pine]

i think so😭

what is wrong with you man

delete that instantly

[pliant kestrel]

Well. {r:10} not that you care, considering its just copy and paste

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@pliant kestrel

[gilded yew]

army larping in gtao in big 26

[clever heron]

"Hi [Reapers Order], thank you for reaching out about the [crew] role. It sounds like a great fit for my experience in [gta]. I'm interested in learning more and available to talk on [022126/9:00am]. Best, [patch]."

Where the message go

[pliant kestrel]

No

[clever heron]

"Hi [Reapers Order], thank you for reaching out about the [crew] role. It sounds like a great fit for my experience in [gta]. I'm interested in learning more and available to talk on [022126/9:00am]. Best, [patch]."

[shell tinsel]

where do i report people

[clever heron]

Rockstar

[pliant kestrel]

@pallid plover, so long as they are in the server that is

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[shell tinsel]

what

[clever heron]

Not gunna lie I copied n paste n tailored it

"Hi [Reapers Order], thank you for reaching out about the [crew] role. It sounds like a great fit for my experience in [gta]. I'm interested in learning more and available to talk on [022126/9:00am]. Best, [patch]."

Bro

R u ok

[fluid knoll]

[clever heron]

Im not tryna get in yriublr

So im shut my mouth

[shell tinsel]

how do i report a hacker while not being in game

[clever heron]

Hey Jay what is your favorite colot

[wintry river]

!mute @wind fox 4h NSFW shitposting

[placid hemlock]

✅ Muted spctrk for 4 hours (Case #456480) (user notified with a direct message)

[wintry river]

pause menu

[clever heron]

Ok I need to shut up

[shell tinsel]

how

[frail bobcat]

[pliant kestrel]

Reports aren't actionable against other players, they give you money but outside of that don't do much

You can report them via the support website, but it is very unlikely you will have any actionable punishments againist them

[shell tinsel]

he just keeps on crashing my game bro

[clever heron]

Um I need help on cayo

[shell tinsel]

@vale spear

[pliant kestrel]

I mean you are in one of those servers, fight back

[shell tinsel]

what do you mean fight back bro

[frail bobcat]

bro thats every pc lobby

[clever heron]

"Hi [n1lockyzn], thank you for reaching out about the [crew] role. It sounds like a great fit for my experience in [gta]. I'm interested in learning more and available to talk on [022126/9:00am]. Best, [patch]."

[fluid knoll]

money you say?

[pliant kestrel]

Hush money but yea

[shell tinsel]

@delicate glen

[fluid knoll]

is it like alot or barely anything

[pliant kestrel]

Spam pinging the mods is a very good idea, speedrun to get muted

[frail bobcat]

do it again

[clever heron]

@shell tinsel "Hi [n1lockyzn], thank you for reaching out about the [hacker. It sounds like a problem in [gta]. I'm interested in learning more and available to talk and sue him on [022126/9:00am]. Best, [patch]."

[clever heron]

How you doing u want me to help you sell

[frail bobcat]

i dont think i need to rn

[clever heron]

Ok

[frail bobcat]

ty tho

[clever heron]

Np

[frail bobcat]

keep up the great work

[clever heron]

Yes sir

[frail bobcat]

your work doesnt go unnoticed

[clever heron]

@signal whale do you require assistance

[frail bobcat]

add me

[clever heron]

Ok

[frail bobcat]

i have 0 friends on playstation

[clever heron]

I'll be your freind

[frail bobcat]

sendkelpies

[round jolt]

Need a few more people for a ps5 rp server cops vs criminals dm me for info

[clever heron]

Do you know how immature you sound

[pliant kestrel]

#ps5｜other-lfg is the correct channel you will want to use for such request

[clever heron]

Grow up

@shell tinsel are you gunna be 3 in march

@terse pine

@signal whale

[round jolt]

I tried but it gives me warning when I do

[terse pine]

hi

[clever heron]

Bro what is that

[sharp dome]

[signal whale]

?

[clever heron]

His photo

[pliant kestrel]

"lf{x} cops and robbers rp, dm for info" would work fine. {x} is how many people you want.

[frail bobcat]

im so close to 201 security contracts

[clever heron]

Someone get sage

I think he's posseded

[frail bobcat]

@clever heron you didnt add me

[round jolt]

I have 3 altogether so Atleast 5-10 more people should be good thank you!

[frail bobcat]

im patiently waiting

[clever heron]

@round jolt hey dawg what is your name

[sharp gull]

People are so weird in this game

[terse pine]

what do you expect

[clever heron]

@round jolt I can get online

Would you like me to get on gta

Where we meet

[round jolt]

Check DMs

[sharp gull]

I was gambling at 3 card poker, I have a female character and these 2 weirdos just come up to me and start doing hand gestures

[terse pine]

typical

[sharp gull]

I think you know the ones I mean

[pliant kestrel]

fairly normal

[clever heron]

Yea they do that its pixels

I always assume its not a real girl behind the tv

[frail bobcat]

close your eyes

[sharp gull]

Actually disgusting, but little do they know I’m not a girl

[terse pine]

why😭

[terse pine]

WHAT

[exotic plank]

What yall know about the fleeca back to back

[sharp gull]

Yea…

[terse pine]

holy plot twist

[clever heron]

I open discord

[terse pine]

nothing

[terse pine]

such news

[clever heron]

This chat wild

[sharp gull]

Little do they know…

[terse pine]

there’s no way you’re real😭

[exotic plank]

100k every 10 mins 😭😭

[terse pine]

rookie numbers

[clever heron]

Rookie numbers dawg

[exotic plank]

Aint no better heist

[sharp gull]

No girlfriends detected 100%

[clever heron]

I remember certain things

[terse pine]

do tell

[clever heron]

The time you had a quedtion

[terse pine]

what question

[clever heron]

Um

Makki

[sharp gull]

I’m so excited for 6 but at the same time…

[compact iris]

(asking abt thoughts on benefactor lm87 )

[clever heron]

Makki

Have you tried x80

It has a weird sound when you brake

[sharp gull]

It’s just gonna be the exact same thing as this one 😭

[shell tinsel]

how do i report someone

[compact iris]

nah lol 6 will be much better with more things (possibly gym)

[oblique ruin]

like in game or in the server?

[sharp gull]

But the players will be the same

[shell tinsel]

i cant report him in game he crashes my game

[clever heron]

They Fuh yo shi upWhich e-commerce platforms and tools (e.g., Google Analytics, Klaviyo) are you proficient in?".

[oblique ruin]

ah damn i getcha

[shell tinsel]

every new session i join he joins me somehow

[sharp gull]

Ban oppressors tbh

[shell tinsel]

how do i report him on website

[compact iris]

with additional newbies too

[compact iris]

1 and 2 both?

[clever heron]

Try blocking him like his player profile

[shell tinsel]

i dont know his user

[compact iris]

dem cyberbullying

[clever heron]

Dam

[sharp gull]

2 more than 1 but yes

[clever heron]

Um in settings plsyer

[compact iris]

nah they r gud

[clever heron]

Makki

[sharp gull]

Op2 can go

[compact iris]

nawww

[clever heron]

Makki

[compact iris]

btw wot to do for the mk2 price to decrease

[clever heron]

Makki

[sharp gull]

5 client jobs in the terabyte

[clever heron]

Are you going to go to the party

[compact iris]

dem that easy ?

nice

[sharp gull]

They should be easy

[clever heron]

Makki

Are you going to the party

[compact iris]

@terse pine

[clever heron]

Makki

[agile star]

yes

[clever heron]

Is ge having a mid life cris

[compact iris]

wonder if gta 6 will have smtg like op2

[clever heron]

This isn't more mutal

[agile star]

are u going to the party

[clever heron]

Sure

[compact iris]

btw when does ur dc level increase

[terse pine]

hi

[compact iris]

its been ages ig

[clever heron]

Are you bringing nikki

[terse pine]

yes

sure where are we going

[compact iris]

patchouli been calling u since last idk how many mins

[agile star]

yeah she’s my girl

[clever heron]

Party makki

[compact iris]

🙏🙏

[clever heron]

Who pick up nikli

Can nikki come to mandion

[sinful kraken]

Anyone on gta Playstation, really good with modded outfits and can help me make one? If so DM and ill describe what im looking to do

[neon thorn]

Hi

[clever heron]

Hi

[compact iris]

yo

[clever heron]

Do you need assystance

Is your weed full

[terse pine]

not me

[clever heron]

@terse pine @signal whale

[terse pine]

i have my personal driver pick me up cause why would i do something for myskf

[inland bramble]

Anyone playing gta online rn ?

[terse pine]

yes

[inland bramble]

Nepo baby

[terse pine]

not me tho

[clever heron]

You need help dawg?

I can pull up in hyrda

[inland bramble]

Wanna game with someone. That’s all. It boring gaming alone via online

[terse pine]

don’t crash

[signal whale]

yes what

[clever heron]

Want me to hoo on i can play wurh you

[inland bramble]

Nice!!

[terse pine]

what

[clever heron]

Can you drive normal r u like drunk

[signal whale]

??

[clever heron]

You keep going in n out bro u gunna get lspd on us

[clever heron]

Are you on

My weed full

Ljt complanin bout mold

[frail bobcat]

[clever heron]

Jamal bro we getting the Arab money

@frail bobcat u need help

[frail bobcat]

nah im chillin rn bro

[clever heron]

Ok

[frail bobcat]

good lookin out though

[clever heron]

Yep

[frail bobcat]

somebody keep our boy some company yo

[clever heron]

@signal whale what haddin

[signal whale]

playing roblox

[clever heron]

Oh

What is that

Hop on warzone

[frail bobcat]

[clever heron]

Is fun with ppl

On your team

[frail bobcat]

@clever heron you need help?

[clever heron]

No but good lookin out

[terse pine]

I LOVE THIS

[frail bobcat]

anyrime

[white falcon]

Can anyone help with first dose missions??

[clever heron]

How you do that emoji

[rustic edge]

durr

[slender oriole]

Can't play gta forced to on vacation chud is mad

[clever heron]

Yes

[terse pine]

mad chud

[white falcon]

Thanks

[clever heron]

Who thst

[white falcon]

Dm me

[terse pine]

you’re very excited it seems

[signal whale]

hell no

[rustic edge]

warzone in the big 2026

dang

[clever heron]

Is nikki Minaj any good

[frail bobcat]

yeah

[clever heron]

Does she make good shi music

[clever heron]

Good looking out

[pearl nacelle]

How do I join the gtarp server.

[clever heron]

@signal whale

@terse pine

R u on pc

[terse pine]

yes

[pearl nacelle]

No console

[signal whale]

yes sir

[tulip olive]

Can anyone help get me money

[regal crag]

can i buy a good car from like 2.8mil

[signal whale]

yes what

[tulip olive]

Any modders?

[regal crag]

i got the oprresor mk2 and vigilante so wouldnt bother buying any of that type of cars

[rich sluice]

Buy the Faggio

[pliant kestrel]

Modders are not on xbox, and...

#server-announcements message

[rich sluice]

The sky

[pliant kestrel]

Which one? the Pizza boy? The Faggio sport? The Faggio (standard)? The Faggio Mod?

[rich sluice]

Any

[pliant kestrel]

Enduro then, got it

[rich sluice]

Invest in these balls crypto boy

[pearl nacelle]

I need to join a RP server im playing on ps5 can someone help me out .

[rich sluice]

Least obvious rug pull

[frail bobcat]

he aint wrong

[signal whale]

i dont have an rp server lmao

[rich sluice]

Screenshotted

Your nft is worthless

[signal whale]

faggio standard

[rich sluice]

Now

[pliant kestrel]

Does breaking rule 10 really help someone?

[signal whale]

its the only correct faggio

[pliant kestrel]

I don't know, is it

[rich sluice]

Non f**lble token

[brave silo]

@terse pine shut up

[signal whale]

yes. do you want to know why?

[terse pine]

WHAT

I WASNT EVEN TALKING

[pliant kestrel]

Not really, I have HsW tuning parts on mine so I understand it

[brave silo]

i hear you breathing

[chilly wolf]

Coplabrujo1

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

wtf a faggio can have an hsw mod?

[regal crag]

i dont have businesses

[rich sluice]

No, she is lying

[signal whale]

fuck wall dont do that to me

[rich sluice]

Why is still slippin radio such bullshit

[dapper sphinx]

What non heist objective do i do tonight

[brave silo]

@terse pine u getting on later?

[hard arch]

anyone enhanced

[rich sluice]

First it’ll have drill rap then aggressive talking by dj slur fox then Jamaican music

[hard arch]

gta

[pliant kestrel]

You can merge a vehicle of the same class onto another vehicle (so be they are same class), if you put 2 and 2 together it makes a bit of sense on how I got to the point a Faggio can have hsw

[rich sluice]

Nuh uh liar liar pants on fire

[pliant kestrel]

Go to id:customize, get the pc enhanced role, or type !join pce, then go to #pc-e｜lfg-info to learn about how to find people for enhanced

[rich sluice]

Fēng kuáng tiào dòng!

[brave silo]

@terse pine appear

[pseudo elm]

Hey

[frail bobcat]

heyyy

[pseudo elm]

Sup

[gloomy frost]

Can anyone help me do missions pv

Pc

[terse pine]

hiiii

[brave silo]

are you getting on again later

[terse pine]

probably not i’m dead

[brave silo]

me too twin

[terse pine]

tmrw yea

[brave silo]

Ok

[terse pine]

twinningggg🙏

[brave silo]

i have to practice driving for something anyways

[terse pine]

i’m not following

[clever heron]

Hey

[terse pine]

Hey

[clever heron]

On tubi

What yall doin

[terse pine]

that

[clever heron]

Oh

Smartalic

[dapper sphinx]

[clever heron]

Makki

Say hi to zozo

[frail bobcat]

@clever heron you need any help

[clever heron]

Good looking out im in tubi

[frail bobcat]

enjoy that

[terse pine]

hi zozo

[dapper sphinx]

[clever heron]

@pseudo elm "Hi [n1lockyzn], thank you for reaching out about the [crew] role. It sounds like a great fit for my experience in [gta]. I'm interested in learning more and available to talk on [022126/9:00am]. Best, [patch]."

@brave silo "Hi [n1lockyzn], thank you for reaching out about the [crew] role. It sounds like a great fit for my experience in [gta]. I'm interested in learning more and available to talk on [022126/9:00am]. Best, [patch]."

[rich sluice]

Tubi is top 5 streaming service oat

[clever heron]

My internet is weird

[brave silo]

Erm

[clever heron]

Bout to hop on warzone

[rich sluice]

My lesbian homie

[clever heron]

What's a good gun and where to go from helicopter

Hello maki

[signal whale]

roblox

[sour galleon]

you asleep yet

[signal whale]

?

[signal whale]

7:30pm

[sour galleon]

boy if you dont go to sleep rn

[signal whale]

???

[grand cradle]

Archie

[final bramble]

There's a new money glitch

U just load up blow up 1 and close the app when job loads

[glacial flint]

Is act 3 patched?

[fathom frost]

That barely explains it, could you ellaborate

[final bramble]

So you when u see the map close gta

And u will get 1m

[fathom frost]

On a heist

[final bramble]

On the blow up job

[fathom frost]

Oh didn’t know and where is the blow up job

I’ll find out myself

[brave silo]

yall are loud

nobody saw that

[final bramble]

What

[brave silo]

nothing

[frail bobcat]

lowed

[brave silo]

shut up

[frail bobcat]

sorry

[brave silo]

😁

[regal crag]

i bought the banshee gts

[final bramble]

The dunce doesn't save help💀

[final bramble]

Finally

[frail bobcat]

i completed 201 security contracts

please say good job

[brave silo]

good job

[regal crag]

bad job

[brave silo]

why do you want kelp

[regal crag]

and i have 1.5m left so i could customize it more widely

heheheheheh

im so rich

[frail bobcat]

dude lets go

[brave silo]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@white falcon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brave silo

[white falcon]

Oh mb

[steel schooner]

What are the funnest missions I wanna try them

[brave silo]

Lamar's lowrider missions are pretty fun, Arena War is nice too but good luck finding someone playing them

[steel schooner]

Ok thanks

[buoyant wadi]

Whats THE BEST bunker location

[desert ermine]

Hello does anyone have purchased the gta san andreas from ios on their account can i use your account to install it just wanted to play gta san andreas dont have money to buy it please someone help me 🙏😓

anyone please hopefully people could trust me just wanted it to play on iphone but i dont have money to buy it 😓🙏😭

[wary folio]

Most people recommend Farmhouse or Chumash

[buoyant wadi]

Ur either a lil kid or a scammer:/

[desert ermine]

no i aint

[wary folio]

!rule 10 @desert ermine

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

For

@desert ermine

Requested by

@wary folio

[desert ermine]

just wanted to install it on their account

so i can play the gta

you guys can change the password on fast

when i doned installing gta on ios on your account who ever purchased it

[wary folio]

Not allowed in the server

[desert ermine]

hays sigh dont even have a people could trust into someone 😮‍💨😔

[buoyant wadi]

Just stop begging and go somewhere else bro

[desert ermine]

i guess i have no choice either

[buoyant wadi]

It wont work here

[desert ermine]

alr thank you yall

just joined to see if people could help me

see yall

[glacial flint]

Does anyone know if act 3 is patched?

[buoyant wadi]

Wdym

[wary folio]

I personally prefer Chumash because I don't like the personal vehicle spawn point for the farmhouse especially if you're not the owner

[buoyant wadi]

K

Tysm

[wary folio]

But I think the main reason farmhouse is recommended is because it's more in the middle of the map whereas chumash is on the left side middle

Worst case scenario you could always switch it to the other location if you don't like the one you choose

[boreal wharf]

Are the servers down for anyone else

[buoyant wadi]

Makes sense

[pliant spindle]

Easy solo delivery too

[rich sluice]

Im playing on Xbox series so no?

[acoustic otter]

Hey guys i need someone to play with me on gta v online pc enhanced version

[fresh magnet]

@acoustic otter, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[rich sluice]

Is it easier delivery than chumash? I thought having the highway next to me would be better.

[frail bobcat]

you can get screwed with chumash

[wary folio]

Which location are you referring to because I know Chumash is a lot closer to the road

[frail bobcat]

i recently made the move from chumash to farm

[pliant spindle]

Farmhouse cuz it near highway + you can drivr straight into LSIA just a single road, no need to turn but yea..its depend on each people

[rich sluice]

Uh well I haven't got screwed yet. Damn now its gonna happen lol

[pliant spindle]

I did solo delivery all the time

[wary folio]

I don't like where farmhouse spawns your personal vehicle down a hill on the highway end with no path directly to it at night can be harder to get to

[frail bobcat]

true

[pliant spindle]

It always spawn in front of my bunker for me

[wary folio]

Especially if you have helpers and they go to spawn their personal vehicle they have to go to the highway that has no clear path especially at night

[rich sluice]

You mean through the interaction menu or mechanic?

[wary folio]

Probably either one but it could also be more so for helpers

[frail bobcat]

some deliveries are just impossible on either location

[rich sluice]

OK I gotcha

[frail bobcat]

making 20 deliveries with 4 vehicles in 23 minutes

sucks

[wary folio]

Dune FAVs in my opinion one of the worst if you have a full bunker solo

[frail bobcat]

that and the monster truck

[signal whale]

you can get gta 6 for free if you have a kid on launch day. no joke btw

[rich sluice]

Actually the iron make chopper can lift the armored pickups. You can fly the vehicle there.

[signal whale]

why are you laughing @wary folio it sounds insane ik but do you want to see it

[rich sluice]

Mule* not make lol

[signal whale]

the cover of the post isnt so fun ngl

[wary folio]

It's a game rated for adults So there would be no need to have kids involved

[final bramble]

What u need

[signal whale]

a company is advertising it??

[final bramble]

Because I'm at 88m rn

[acoustic otter]

Start getting cash yk im noob bro

[rich sluice]

Tell that to all the 10 year olds playing right now.

[wary folio]

That's probably why so many companies are requiring more involved verification of age

[final bramble]

I can get money Tommrow

Like 12m if u want

[signal whale]

age verification fuck

[final bramble]

I get 12m Daily

[still pendant]

I didn't realize they got rid of the Overflod Entity XF car. Does anyone have an extra one?

[final bramble]

Is controller aim assist just aimbot

[wary folio]

Try Lfg vehicles and see if somebody has one that you can buy a copy of in LSCM

[pliant spindle]

On accept when: 3 black insurgent, 3 black insurgent pick up, 2 phantom wedge

[rich sluice]

Dang that's awesome. Im coming back to the game after a long break. It seems you can make a lot more money now.

[final bramble]

I'm on pc

[acoustic otter]

Can i add u and help me out?

[final bramble]

What u need brother

[acoustic otter]

Im need kosatka so i can do cayo perico

Or is there better things?

[final bramble]

Diamond casino

[acoustic otter]

How much ?

[final bramble]

3.1m per run with 85%

Cut

[acoustic otter]

Its good damn...

Look i aint saying i never played but switched from ps4 to pc yk new account and stuff

[final bramble]

I'm at 80m from it

[final bramble]

Same

[acoustic otter]

Shame...

[pliant spindle]

3.1mil per run? Only casino or casino and cayo

[final bramble]

I got a new account

[vapid thorn]

Hey

[final bramble]

Casino

[pliant spindle]

[vapid thorn]

Do you have tips for a new player

[final bramble]

I got a account with a level 3000 legacy character

[frail bobcat]

keep your head down and hustle...

[acoustic otter]

Clucking bell bro

[pliant spindle]

How...do you get 3mil per run..

[final bramble]

We get diamonds

[pliant spindle]

Replay glitch?

[final bramble]

Yes

[pliant spindle]

Yea that make sense

Alr, fair enough

[final bramble]

My new account is bad ass

[acoustic otter]

Mine is bad asf ;-;

[final bramble]

I have 2 high level accounts rn

[rich sluice]

Mine is just bad lol

[acoustic otter]

Bruh literally im new

[final bramble]

How new

[acoustic otter]

Gonna take like5 to 4 days to get good level

[pliant spindle]

[rich sluice]

So am I lol

[acoustic otter]

Damn lets help each others

[final bramble]

I have a crooked cop ps4 account on xbox I transferred

It has invisible torso

[rich sluice]

I was a day one xbox players and my old account got hacked years ago. Im starting over.

[final bramble]

If u guys want I'm running Heists Tommrow

[acoustic otter]

Yes

If u want now lol am entering

[rich sluice]

I would but idk if gta has cross-platform play.

[final bramble]

Let's make money Tommrow

[acoustic otter]

Sure no worries

[acoustic otter]

Idk bro

[frail bobcat]

no crossplay

[final bramble]

I have all 3 Mansion's

[rich sluice]

Aww sad panda lol

[acoustic otter]

Ramn boi

[final bramble]

I'm busy asf tomorrow 💀

[acoustic otter]

;-;

[final bramble]

I gotta open my online shop

Because they didn't like my id pics

[acoustic otter]

Which one

[final bramble]

My eldorado one

[acoustic otter]

Ahaaa i see...

Well good luck bro

[final bramble]

Because ima sell off my level 3000 account

[acoustic otter]

DAYUM

[versed nebula]

poop

[final bramble]

It's kinda low level ngl

[dapper sphinx]

[harsh mist]

Who can help me with the heist prep

[fresh magnet]

@harsh mist, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[atomic zephyr]

trying to get the car and got mystery prize ion how to claim it or was it jus the extra chips I have 20k -_-

[slow flame]

Mystery prize can be a lot of diff things, it has to land on the vehicle spot for the podium car

[pure patio]

Yo guys

[oblique wolf]

Hii

[pure patio]

Hiii

[oblique wolf]

What upp

[pure patio]

Hru

[oblique wolf]

I'm new here

[pure patio]

Same

[oblique wolf]

Ohhh nice

[fresh flint]

how much is a full bag of grass in cayo perico

[oblique wolf]

Anyone playing GTA

[pure patio]

Me

[oblique wolf]

Now

[fresh flint]

how much is a full bag of grass in cayo perico

[oblique wolf]

Idk

[gilded yew]

u can’t loot grass silly

[fresh flint]

weed

[slow flame]

$354k standard

[fresh flint]

oh k

[pure patio]

Mhm

[oblique wolf]

What uppp

Yooo

[pure patio]

Loll

[final bramble]

I just bought a 2ed hanger what jets should I put

[pliant kestrel]

you don't just walk in and take a bunch of shrubbery from him?

[pure patio]

I just recently redid my characters look. She was really ugly now she's quite beautiful

[twin bridge]

I’ve gotta find some time when I’m not super busy with school to actually get like 13.7 million more to get a mansion

[pure patio]

I play on PlayStation 5

If u wanna get on

[oblique wolf]

Nooo not I'm doing work

[pure patio]

Oh

[versed nebula]

Ps4 still get updates ?

[oblique wolf]

I will play afterwards

[twin bridge]

You can’t own more than one hanger at a time

[twin bridge]

Most

[pure patio]

Ok

[versed nebula]

Hm

[twin bridge]

No HSW and stuff like that

[versed nebula]

Interesting

[twin bridge]

GTA plus

Wildlife

Wales and stuff

Whales

[final bramble]

It's the field hanger

[versed nebula]

I feel like theyre gonna keep updating gta v even after 6 is out

[twin bridge]

As long as it keeps making them money

[pure patio]

Most definitely

[versed nebula]

Maybe not huge stuff but if ppl keep playing they’ll definitely add some stuff evrry once in a while

[twin bridge]

As long as the amount of money they make from GTA online is enough to justify continuing support

Maybe not update but as long as they make enough to keep it running and still be rich

But I feel like a lot of people are gonna switch to GTA six

[rotund spindle]

How does the nightclub popularity trophy work ? Do i have to let popularity fall below 90% for it to clock how much time it was above 90% ?

[twin bridge]

Smaller updates that might continue if people keep spending money on the end

Game

[gritty yacht]

Is enhanced and legacy separated?

[versed nebula]

Are you gonna switch?

[muted star]

Join the elite heist with me

[worldly turret]

hello folks

[twin bridge]

I’ll use both when I have a PS5

[pure patio]

A lotta people still love the hell outta gta5 online. But gta6 online will prove better because they will probably have modern clothes/styles. Because I want my character to look as Gothic as possible

[versed nebula]

im gonna give my character a fat ass

[twin bridge]

I don’t own like an Xbox series or a PS5 or type of shit like that where I can play enhanced or whatever kind of stuff that Spider-Man or Star Wars

[pure patio]

I love Gothic outfits

[twin bridge]

A female character, right?

[final bramble]

I have a tryhard black and white duffle fit

[muted star]

You guys know how to recover my previous account though i have forgotten the email with the account's username and that account's level was almost 500. Is there any chance to recover it? I'm so depressed

[versed nebula]

Mann i hope gta 6’s clothing selection is improved bc V’s is CHEEKS

[twin bridge]

Surely not a male character

[pure patio]

Ik right? I need more female hairstyles and better Gothic clothes

[final bramble]

Probably not possible

[muted star]

I just started my new account and it's damn hard to level up

[rotund spindle]

Ok i just looked some stuff up about the #1 nightclub trophy and now im thinking it has to be bugged ? Ive def had above 90% for a combined total of over 11.2 hours so i should have it no ?

[versed nebula]

V has mostly tactical clothes or shit that is impossible to put together in an outfit

[muted star]

Damn! I started my new account and the level is 50 and did Caio Perico and diamond casino for 10 times

[final bramble]

U want a map to rp farm?

[hidden horizon]

How often do they usually do money multipliers on hanger stuff

[muted star]

A sure thing!

[pure patio]

Mhm. Not enough dresses and stuff yk what I mean?

[final bramble]

Sent it in dms

U should go from 50 to 122

[whole sigil]

Any Indian players!!?

[worldly turret]

I should probably RP farm

[final bramble]

I went from 30 to 122

[final bramble]

I don't need to now

[muted star]

Oooh

[regal crag]

bruh

[final bramble]

I got 2 high level accounts

[muted star]

You must be a new player then

[pure patio]

If they do what I want. Every clothing option will have 200+ different versions to choose from

[regal crag]

im level 10 now

[muted star]

Oooo

[final bramble]

I got a level 3000 account

[whole sigil]

What's the use of Rp farm?

[muted star]

Wow! How long have you been playing on that account?

[final bramble]

To get 120 and unlock everything

[final bramble]

1 year

[muted star]

3k is huge but i don't think we should grind now for GTA VI

[whole sigil]

To get 120 ?? Means??

[muted star]

💀

[pure patio]

Where do I rp farm?

[muted star]

Within 1 year, i reached 150

[final bramble]

Damm

[muted star]

On my previous account 🤣

[whole sigil]

Guys help me to understand

[final bramble]

Damm

[muted star]

But anyways

You played too much

Blessings from me 🤣

[final bramble]

U unlock everything unlock everything in gta at 120

[final bramble]

My account rn is better ngl

[muted star]

🙌

Waiting for GTA VI man

[final bramble]

I got 88m ready for gta 6

[muted star]

I will grind there a lot

[final bramble]

Same

Ima transfer both my accounts over

[pure patio]

Where can I rp farm

[muted star]

Great

[final bramble]

Dms

[pure patio]

Ok

[gaunt igloo]

Bro how strong is the fucking APC

I hit this mf with fucking 30 homing missiles and he wasn't even smoking

[sharp dome]

Hmmm maybe a mod?

[gaunt igloo]

You can't mod on console

God mode maybe?

[vocal marsh]

8 homing, probably godmode glitched

[gaunt igloo]

I see

[sharp dome]

Ehhh no

Yes

Maybe

[versed nebula]

would be cool more customizability as in being able to tuck in a shirt or wear a shirt over a hoodie if you want and also compatibility with other clothing items bc some items are blocked for no reason when the game sees youre wearing something covering a given area

[pure patio]

Ahh

[final bramble]

Nothing like roaming public severs in laser and oppresser mark2

When helping a friend do cargo

[pure patio]

I wish I had someone to play with rn

[sharp dome]

Same

[final bramble]

I'm on

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

As not now now man

My time is diff always with my gta frnds

[final bramble]

Me and my frend did that to help my friend sell in a public sever

[sharp dome]

I have a crew.

Where i can sell without any fear

Around 17-19 people

[final bramble]

I don't

[sharp dome]

[final bramble]

I hang around one but I won't join one

[sharp dome]

Well you missing the bonus then

[final bramble]

I have every mark 2 gun

Plus I'm good at pvp

[hidden horizon]

What should my next very responsible purchase be?

[final bramble]

Plus I never play public

[clever heron]

Im on gta

[pure patio]

Yo

[clever heron]

Who needs help

[pure patio]

Me too

[hidden horizon]

Yo

[sharp dome]

I always play public

[clever heron]

@hidden horizon hop on gta

[final bramble]

A night club

[sharp dome]

Invite only get bored

[hidden horizon]

I am but I ain't joining you lol

[hidden horizon]

Already got one

[clever heron]

Why

[hidden horizon]

Cuz I don't really wanna rn

[clever heron]

Uh huh

[final bramble]

I see

[fresh magnet]

@limpid crown, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[hidden horizon]

The port nightclub is horrible 😭 might relocate and buy more storage garages for the club

[crystal minnow]

why cant i play any races with other people