community

[nimble jay]

Nah

[restive plank]

Which company is that anyway

[nimble jay]

I still have them all

Intel

[restive plank]

Don’t sell

Ride the wave

[restive plank]

as in cpu intel?

[nimble jay]

Amd is also up a shit ton

I sold all my nvda

[restive plank]

I checked and it wasn’t 200%

[nimble jay]

That is how much I made off of my shares

[restive plank]

Oh ok

[nimble jay]

The stock isn't up 220% today lol

[restive plank]

I did ytd

OH

IM SO DUMB

[nimble jay]

I've had them way longer

[restive plank]

@nimble jay mb I checked

[nimble jay]

Ytd is 4 months

Lol

[restive plank]

mb mb

[glass vale]

damn

[restive plank]

Congrats on your earnings

[abstract rover]

oi oi ALLL

im newww

[nimble jay]

I bought these shares fully expecting them to drop and go to shit. I literally only found out now they quadrupled in price

[abstract rover]

free

[nimble jay]

Thx, it's not a huge portion but definitely a cool win nonetheless

It's in my boring retirement account

[restive plank]

How many shares did you buy

[nimble jay]

So none of it is liquid

[abstract rover]

is asking a mo is wrong here ?

[nimble jay]

I think in total it was only 8

[icy compass]

@nimble jay you put money into take 2?

[restive plank]

That’s a good amount tbh

[nimble jay]

I still got some amd, sold all my nvda

[dusky grove]

@icy compass heyyy

[restive plank]

I did

just saying

[abstract rover]

is asking a mo is wrong here ?

[dusky grove]

what do you mean by this

[restive plank]

is nvidia going down down or smth?

[icy compass]

How much..

[restive plank]

They seem pretty strong

[abstract rover]

is asking a mo is wrong here ?

[glass vale]

modus operandi?

[restive plank]

I think like 5 shares

[nimble jay]

Nah, I was just up 900% on nvda and wanted out of it

[abstract rover]

no mod

[restive plank]

because it was $200 AUD or smth

[nimble jay]

I bought my nvda in 2021

[restive plank]

legend

[glass vale]

bro js say mod

[icy compass]

God speed

[restive plank]

I almost had bitcoin shares

[icy compass]

I can’t do stocks

[glass vale]

don't say mo

[restive plank]

Just have patience tbh

[abstract rover]

ok is mod asking wrong

[restive plank]

Everything will increase overtime

[icy compass]

I’m into gambling with chips

[restive plank]

It’s inevitable

[abstract rover]

like godzilla mod

[restive plank]

I do blackjack meow

[icy compass]

Roulette is my game

[abstract rover]

i got warned

[nimble jay]

I gambled today with a $20 scratch off

I got jack shit but it was fun

[icy compass]

20 dolalrydooos?

[restive plank]

@nimble jay I told my dad to invest into bitcoin while it was like $30000-$40000 AUD and it literally peaked $170,000 aud a year later

fml

[river reef]

Hi chat

[restive plank]

biggest loss of my life grr can’t forget grrrr

[river reef]

I'm driving to uni solo for the first time today

[restive plank]

Anyway back to work

[icy compass]

Be safe

[restive plank]

Bye smarty pants

[river reef]

Hi suki

[nimble jay]

I'm still up overall on my scratch off degeneracy. I won $125 on my first one

[icy compass]

Oh hii

[river reef]

Thanks

[restive plank]

W

[icy compass]

I had to drive 2 hours to work

Every few days

[river reef]

Crazy

[nimble jay]

Eh, bitcoin isn't worth pursuing

Unless you got it really really early

[icy compass]

I worked in Yuma while studying in asu

2 and a half hours for the drive

[nimble jay]

I bought hypebeast shoes instead of a bitcoin. But nobody knew where it was going back then

[icy compass]

Going and going back

[icy compass]

Huh

[nimble jay]

Even if I bought a bitcoin at $450, I probably would have sold it at $800

[icy compass]

Should be I judging you when I spent on shoulder holsters like a lot?

[nimble jay]

I was a piker as a kid

[nimble jay]

I bought and sold yeezys but I should have just bought 1 bitcoin for $450 when I first was able to

[vagrant burrow]

Anyone tryna run act 3 b2b

On ps5

[nimble jay]

!lfg @vagrant burrow

[pliant current]

@vagrant burrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nimble jay

[icy compass]

I’m not gonna judge as my financial decisions are bad

I can’t say when I have 3, $300 dollar actual leather shoulder holsters

[nimble jay]

Thing is I am not frugal, but I hide away a lot of whay I make so I don't feel inclined to spend it

I prefer tackling debt or investing then going balls to the wall guilt free with what is left over

Rather than anxiously spending money

I have no guilt spending my allocated spending cash that I budget for myself

My friends always go "ugh I wanna get this game but I'm saving" like bruh just budget the game into your income

I make excel sheets for these mf's

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-adorable-cute-friend-shaped-gif-16113739516152899139

[icy compass]

I have excel sheets for my summer car lmao

[nimble jay]

Nice

[icy compass]

I’m that car coded

[nimble jay]

I used to have an excel sheet of how many gallons I filled compared to how many miles I drove on my old Honda Accord to figure out the average range of the car

Because it was old and didn't just show a range estimate like most cars do now

[icy compass]

nice tho

[tight linden]

No

[long prawn]

[icy compass]

If I had a classic car I daily I’d keep it on my phone notes

It wouldn’t be accurate

[tiny atlas]

holy using excel for its intended purpose

i use excel to play games

[icy compass]

How so like me?

[tiny atlas]

i have two MECC badges

[icy compass]

Using it in my summer car

[vestal void]

im fr stuck in an unskippable cutscene rn

not in game but irl

[tiny atlas]

don't call your mom that

[vestal void]

nah some weed addict is just spilling his life to me in vc

[tiny atlas]

always the weed addicts

[vestal void]

tweaking on his mom for not lettin him hold 90 bucks for weed n all that other bullshit and the third

now hes talking about his exs and her tattoos

...idk how to get out of this

[tiny atlas]

it's a vc

there's a red button that lets you disconnect

[vestal void]

all of us are playing rn if anything we've been waiting for him to leave at one point

not tryna be rude

[tiny atlas]

my favourite move is setting the user volume to 0%

[vestal void]

i wishhhh hes talking DIRECTLY to me

i've been sounding him out while hitting OW clips

[tiny atlas]

you can't be doing this to yourself 💀

[vestal void]

i torture myself sometimes

being too nice to not be rude

yo wait how'd we get to him talking abt his testosterone being fucked up he cant even get 🐱

[tiny atlas]

gotta set boundaries man

no means no, user volume at 0% means user volume at 0%

[minor panther]

just say whats this red button and disconnect

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

[split kayak]

[tight linden]

[river reef]

I'm finna whip this

[tardy thorn]

i think you can just press it and it honks just the same

[vague helm]

I don't believe you

[tardy thorn]

[tall steeple]

It can also have a bag deploying in front of you

[tardy thorn]

That seems more unintentional and a serious issue that would need a recall

[vague helm]

Just wait until you hear about Dodge caravans during the early 2010s, if you pressed the horn it'd have a high chance of deploying the airbag

[tall steeple]

True, unless it ends up saving your life

[vestal void]

bro fast forward and im finally free from that awkward convo

[minor panther]

dodge has always had wiring issues

[vestal void]

i used a scapegoat rip dynamo

[tardy thorn]

I don't think pressing the horn button should do what Wall said

[tall steeple]

🤞 tht it doesn't

[vague helm]

Its to counter angry people on the road

[minor panther]

not on a mazda thye usually have their shit together

[quiet kindle]

drinking water instantly makes me feel better!

[tall steeple]

@quiet kindle

[quiet kindle]

haiiii

i’m so motivated!

[tall steeple]

Sometimes I don't think a horn is enough

[grand spoke]

Every single server is cringe rn

[minor panther]

i dont have a working horn but i got 6 12s

[grand spoke]

6 12's

Idk what that means

Am I cooked

[minor panther]

no

[tardy thorn]

no

[tall steeple]

Maybe explain

[grand spoke]

😭

[minor panther]

🔊

[tardy thorn]

ah

[vague helm]

whys that

[grand spoke]

I had to google a raptored message earlier and I feel ruined

[tardy thorn]

[grand spoke]

Oh like everyone so derped rn

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/huggy-wuggy-drawing-gif-26602923

[minor panther]

[grand spoke]

Im so so sleepy but called to work in a server but fuck it. Im sleep now gn chat

[tardy thorn]

gn, sweet dreams <3

[proud edge]

Español?

[tight linden]

Yes

[quiet kindle]

im pacing around my room for 15 mins bc i dont have a wall pad lol

#fitera

drinking water too

i wanna buy a wall pad and then buy a cheap fitness watch

[tall steeple]

!rule 1 @proud edge

[pliant current]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

For

@proud edge

Requested by

@tall steeple

[tall steeple]

Wall pad?

[molten wedge]

[dusky grove]

yk theres those under desk machines that keep you moving and support you, like under desk ellipticals

its an equivalent of pacing around ur home but also keep moving while seated

[quiet kindle]

walk

[quiet kindle]

Omggg what?

[quiet kindle]

but isn’t it better to be standing

tysm tho!

i’ll check that out

i just cleaned

bro why is there a massive spider

and like 2 other hugs

wtff

bugs*

[dusky grove]

yes but there comes times we have to be seated alot especially what we doing in uni

[quiet kindle]

I HATEE BUGS

[dusky grove]

it helps imo

[quiet kindle]

yah true!

tysm omgg

[dusky grove]

i was making music and

[quiet kindle]

do u know the name of this btw v

[dusky grove]

i felt smth on my head

and it fell on my chest

it was a centipede

[long prawn]

[dusky grove]

that was a few days ago lmao

[dusky grove]

under desk elliptical

general name

[quiet kindle]

OMGG

STOP

DONTTT

anyways i had caramel coffee!

so fucking goodd

i finally made it properly

before i used to just fill the mug with water and it would taste so diluted and bad

and i just thought that’s how coffee tasted

😭

now i finally put the correct water measurements it tastes amazing

but i want more cofeeeee

[dusky grove]

i tried sm new from subway ill dm you

[quiet kindle]

oMg okiee

i’m gonna try cut down on fast food

[river reef]

Hey guys

[glossy hollow]

hallo you

[river reef]

Hi raisin

How is chat today

[slim swallow]

Eaten

[stark steppe]

Drake

[long prawn]

[stark steppe]

Drake

[long prawn]

kendrick

[stark steppe]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

THATS FUNNY CAUSE DRAKE HAS BEEG WITH HIM

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

LMAO LMAO LMAOOOO

[restive plank]

I would’ve profited a ton though

[long prawn]

im funny as fuck right

[restive plank]

Like that would’ve paid off my uni tuition

[long prawn]

what do u major in

[restive plank]

And bought me a car

[restive plank]

compsci

[long prawn]

oh that is cool

lowkey idk what to major in, but i dont wanna do college and flight school together

[restive plank]

mmm burger

[long prawn]

thats not a good idea

[restive plank]

Grr chicken teriyaki sub

[dusky grove]

actually it was a baja chicken wrap

[restive plank]

I hope you get blasted

[long prawn]

😕

[dusky grove]

whats the baja hate

its just chipotle sauce

[long prawn]

hey i dont hate

i love food

[restive plank]

It’s just chipotle they say

no chick fil’ a sauce???

[long prawn]

no lamb???

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-agreed-affirmative-yes-thumbs-up-gif-4191401080248251995

[long prawn]

sheep

lowkey

gonna give totf2 another run

[tight linden]

If you die, can I have your boxing gloves?

[long prawn]

no

makki keeps it

[tight linden]

Wow

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

Just because you’re all higher mighty because you’re a featherweight you don’t have to cut weight any more

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-steaming-colossal-titan-titan-aot-gif-26689459

[long prawn]

benefits of being a featherweight man

[paper finch]

That’s not a real word

[long prawn]

yes it is

is anguirus a real word

[paper finch]

Yes

[long prawn]

define

[paper finch]

Look it up

[long prawn]

ok wait

[paper finch]

I can’t say

[tight linden]

Have you ever made bantamweight?

[long prawn]

a fucking film character

[long prawn]

yes

i used to fight at bantamweight

but it would involve me cutting weight sometimes

and at featherweight i dont have to

[paper finch]

Yes

[tight linden]

I made middleweight once I felt like death

I’m 6’5 and I made middleweight that is physically impossible sometimes

There is no way in hell I am possibly can make 72 kg ever again

[stark parcel]

I'm 7'2

[tight linden]

No

[stark parcel]

Yes frfr

[tight linden]

Stop lying

[stark parcel]

7'2 98kg

Maybe that's too light for 7'2

@restive plank tell him, he ain't believing me

[stark steppe]

Drake

[tall solar]

Tea

aubrey

Graham

[strange thicket]

munity

[fluid cliff]

munchies

[long prawn]

4 knockdowns we up

[flint sparrow]

muted

[long prawn]

[vague helm]

hmhm, meated 🍖

[flint sparrow]

[long prawn]

meat

🤤

[stark steppe]

[flint sparrow]

what tm

[tall solar]

Tea

[stark steppe]

Lets play fortnite

[stark steppe]

Port

[tall solar]

Me Fortnite ?

Carry?

[flint sparrow]

no builds

[tall solar]

Where’s meki

[long prawn]

sleeping

[flint sparrow]

thank god

[long prawn]

nothing wrong w her

well

except for the words she calls me

[proud plover]

good

[long prawn]

ur red

[molten wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/punish-beat-up-beating-teach-lesson-gif-16223908

[proud plover]

aint boosting this no more

[proud plover]

LARY

[molten wedge]

Larzy*

[quiet thunder]

Lary

[molten wedge]

Still dumb after all this months

[long prawn]

u aint doin this no mo

[long prawn]

[proud plover]

yes lary

[molten wedge]

How ya doin?

[spark briar]

Masterlarry

[molten wedge]

You're new

[spark briar]

Member since 2017

[stark steppe]

@proud plover

[molten wedge]

[upper token]

[stark steppe]

@spark briar

@upper token

https://tenor.com/view/agent-8-dance-splatoon-splatoon-dance-octoling-gif-7487000999090263851

[long prawn]

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon-3-sizzle-season-inkling-dance-gif-183156860216412666

[molten wedge]

[tight linden]

[long prawn]

you got muted

[tight linden]

Yes : (

[long prawn]

i got three knockdown clips for u

[tight linden]

Thank you son

[long prawn]

heres one

[tight linden]

Right there if that was a real fight left hook he would be asleep

[long prawn]

honestly the game is goofy as fuck

[long prawn]

i wouldve thrown it but i tried it before and he got me

[tight linden]

This is what my coach said to me yesterday hey Ethan I know you don’t really have a defence but you might want to get one because the guy you’re fighting is a monster

[long prawn]

yes man

you might want some defense

[long prawn]

you MIGHT be fucked without it

[tight linden]

I have a version of the defence

[long prawn]

what is it

[tight linden]

Move my head use my extremely long jab and try not to get knocked out

[long prawn]

🫩

no man

you need some actual defense

do you use any type of guard

[tight linden]

Philly shell

[long prawn]

high guard, normal guard, whatever

[long prawn]

and does it work

[tight linden]

Ehhhhhh

[long prawn]

youve been caught using it havent you

[tight linden]

My coach has threatened to superglue my gloves to my head

[long prawn]

[flint sparrow]

I hear kitten

[long prawn]

??

[flint sparrow]

I don't see kitten

[long prawn]

kitten over there

[flint sparrow]

I'm either going insane

or there's a kitten somewhere in my yard

which is not unlikely

[tight linden]

I’m cooked lol

[long prawn]

you lowkey need to use guard properly

[flint sparrow]

cause the cats have orgies back there

[long prawn]

because it

[long prawn]

??

anyway

[flint sparrow]

I'm serious

[long prawn]

it takes one opponent to take advantage of that

[flint sparrow]

it's either fighting

or orgies

[long prawn]

[tight linden]

Yeah, I still don’t know how I have 15 win and I’ve never had a proper boxing guard

[flint sparrow]

or both

[long prawn]

sometimes my guard has saved my life

[tight linden]

I am upset I can’t spar for 6 weeks

[long prawn]

💔💔

[long prawn]

whats like

the nastiest thing youve been hit with

[tight linden]

Southpaw uppercut I bit through my lip I needed six stitches afterwards in a night in hospital

[long prawn]

lmao fuck

for me its probably

what eventually got me dropped

i held my lead hand out and threw a hook but i over comitted

then i got an uppercut right in the middle of my face

[tight linden]

I never felt like a fighter until I started training at team Ellis

[long prawn]

lowkey

getting dropped sucks

[tight linden]

My last gym was literally like oh today your training everybody

[long prawn]

🫩

[tight linden]

I remember when I first started training Muay Thai if you used headgear you’re a coward

[long prawn]

WHY

i was encouraged to

[tight linden]

Because those were the times

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon3-emote-octoling-stuntin-gif-26900160

[long prawn]

what am i seeing

[tight linden]

When my coach gave me a hoodie with our team colours he said don’t get arrested with it

[long prawn]

why

[upper token]

[long prawn]

???

[tall solar]

Goofers

[upper token]

Won my first game of the day in splatoon

[tight linden]

I don’t know

[long prawn]

r u hype

[paper finch]

3

[slim swallow]

Not true

[paper finch]

Yes

[slim swallow]

70-3

[slim swallow]

67

[paper finch]

yes

[slim swallow]

Ye

👍

[lethal vapor]

👀

[long prawn]

false

[paper finch]

stop

[long prawn]

no

[lethal vapor]

you can play games on youtube now

💔

[tall solar]

Omg is splatoon pvp?

[tall solar]

Oh hi Zebrussian

[upper token]

Obviously?

[quiet thunder]

And Netflix

[tall solar]

Wow I need to try it the

[slim swallow]

Heyo you

[lethal vapor]

I loooove netflix. Except I don't have it

[tall widget]

zeb

[strange hollow]

That’s crazy

[slim swallow]

Gui

[tall widget]

helloo :3

[slim swallow]

Haiiio :3

I need new earbuds :'c

[tall widget]

i can be your earbuds

:3

[lethal vapor]

Pirate ez

[zinc mist]

hiii

[slim swallow]

You want to be in my ear??!??!!?

[tall widget]

duh??? let me IN

[slim swallow]

Don't worry, I wash the earbud tips.

[lethal vapor]

[lethal vapor]

Hi

[flint sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-annoyed-stuck-outside-open-the-door-open-up-gif-16568613

[tall widget]

me!!!

[slim swallow]

My boyfren wants to move in

[strange hollow]

Ok guys it’s 4am time to go to sleep

[tall widget]

yes let me in please

[tall widget]

byebye keayton

😴 😴

[slim swallow]

You can come

Always

I got to cycle home

But a team of those watermelon thigh cyclists just went ahead of me, and if I pass them they get mad

:'c

[deft blaze]

the harley riders of cycling

[tight linden]

https://tenor.com/view/oliver-queen-mask-hood-arrow-gif-8297380

Peak

[long prawn]

[tall solar]

Hi gui gui

[tall widget]

hello x x :3

[slim swallow]

How come you're so outgoingly happy today

[tardy thorn]

I see no problem here

[slim swallow]

I went around them

[tardy thorn]

no fun

[tall widget]

im always so outgoingly happy

😊

[tardy thorn]

Don't get a contusion

[slim swallow]

Good to hear :p

[tall widget]

i dont even know what that means :(

[tardy thorn]

It was a bait to see if m*kki was on your account

🕵️

[tall widget]

if makki was on my account i'd delete my account

@floral aspen stay OFF of my account smh.

[tardy thorn]

Banger

[gaunt otter]

I came, i saw, i left.

[tardy thorn]

[vague helm]

Jokes on you I woulda never showed up

[long prawn]

shes getting on it

[tall widget]

noo :((

WHY ARE YOU BLUE

[paper finch]

hi iug

[long prawn]

my boost is gone

[tall widget]

hello!!

[fluid cliff]

no boost

[warm solar]

Heyo all!

[fluid cliff]

hi

[paper finch]

por

[fluid cliff]

favor

[warm solar]

Lowkey hella bored on this damn game😭

[fluid cliff]

are u talking about forbidden game online?

[warm solar]

Huh?

[tall solar]

What you up to

[paper finch]

poor

flavor

[fluid cliff]

porridge

flavourful

[tall widget]

playing siege

[fluid cliff]

u stink

[warm solar]

Any good?

[paper finch]

no you're not

You're on... db..d

[fluid cliff]

no he’s actually playing rainbowsixsiege

which is surprising

[floral aspen]

I WASN’T EVEN HERE

[fluid cliff]

makki go back to sleep

[tall solar]

R6?

[tall solar]

Mekkkkkki

[floral aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/portland-orego-city-traffic-town-bridge-town-gif-16620925

[tall solar]

Why does otndoanish profile say I love meki

[fluid cliff]

cause meki is the wife of otndoanish

[tall solar]

Wait really

[violet void]

👁️

[long prawn]

man get to searching

those burmese pythons wont find themselves

[vapid nacelle]

what does this mean

[unborn quest]

PORTLAND

Other than that, what does this mean

[vapid nacelle]

why do you want to know

[floral aspen]

portland

[forest shuttle]

It means ||back to work||

[vapid nacelle]

daft punk

[vapid nacelle]

oh no

are you oka?

[paper finch]

Good

[tall solar]

Yes

[tall solar]

No

Tea monkey is ignoring me

These days

[upper token]

[stark steppe]

@vapid nacelle

[stark steppe]

Ive been wanting to lately

[slim swallow]

Rude

Always so rude.

[vapid nacelle]

I hope you meet kanye

[slim swallow]

Like a peanutcheese

[slim swallow]

Kanye kidnaps autistic kids

[tall solar]

He’s coming but I’m not going

[tall solar]

If I fake being autistic will he ?

[slim swallow]

Are you a kid

[tall solar]

No

[slim swallow]

Goat.

[tall solar]

Yes goat

Do you live in farm

If yes lucky

[slim swallow]

Found him just now

Nah, my mom doee

[slim swallow]

I don't want to

[tall solar]

What other animals you hab

Plz tell you hab guardian dog

[slim swallow]

My mom has 2 sheep, 4 peacocks, 5 cats or sum, like 20 chickens and a dog

[tall solar]

Guardian dog ?

[slim swallow]

Nah

Smoll buppy

[tall solar]

Oh

Guardian dogs are crazy

They do anything to save the cattle

[slim swallow]

I want a doggy ;'c

[tall solar]

Fight dinosaurs and win*

[slim swallow]

They're not farmers

Just live on a farm

The animals are just a hobby

[tall solar]

Still animals need protection

Coyote

[slim swallow]

From what?

[tall solar]

.

[slim swallow]

I don't think they live here

[tall solar]

Oh then great

[slim swallow]

Foxes do

Wolves are a little more north

[tall solar]

If there is no harm then no need to get guardian dog but can I see the dog plz

[slim swallow]

I don't have pictures

I go there like twice a year

[tall solar]

Go often

[slim swallow]

No thank you.

[tall solar]

Ok

[slim swallow]

Bus comes in 20 minutes...

@tall widget mr boykisser, how many boys have you kissed

[kind coral]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[bitter marsh]

morning

[tall widget]

hmm...

1

[slim swallow]

So manyy

[azure spoke]

what the hell men!!

[tall widget]

and he ended up being a rapist ❤️

[slim swallow]

WHAT

[azure spoke]

not aura

[slim swallow]

Gui got groomed :'c

[tall widget]

NO NOT TO ME

NOT TO ME

😭 😭 😭

[slim swallow]

You were the groomer??

[tall widget]

NOO

okay okay so

[slim swallow]

:p

Was it your teacher?!?!?!

[tall widget]

he was my friend but he was like "jokingly" gay yknow

[azure spoke]

was it ky

[tall widget]

for sure.

[slim swallow]

So many people are

Until you see them with a boyfriend years later

[slim swallow]

And he hurt someone :'c

[tall widget]

yesss

i do not like him anymore

[slim swallow]

Is he arrested

[tall widget]

thinking about it he was really really weird

no i doubt it

[slim swallow]

My first kiss was a girl 🤢

[tall widget]

she was secretly a boy for sure

[slim swallow]

Nah it was when we were both in elementary school

😭

[tall widget]

😭😭

[slim swallow]

How long should I date someone before proposing

[thorny patrol]

[slim swallow]

Thinking about doing it sometime before 2028..

[stark steppe]

@tall widget

[slim swallow]

If there isn't world war 3 ofc

[stark steppe]

[versed ore]

4 days

go big or go home

[slim swallow]

Okii

[stark steppe]

Alec

When did u last skydive

[thorny patrol]

[remote kettle]

It's pretty fucking sad that a group of supposed adults considered $45 being worth their time in jail

[slim swallow]

Wtf happened

[versed ore]

last sunday

[slim swallow]

$45 can't even buy a house :'c

[stark steppe]

In gonna go langs de plus

U need something?

[stark steppe]

Isnt it expensive?

[slim swallow]

I'd like some mentos gum

[versed ore]

it's a lot less expensive if you're staff

[stark steppe]

Sure

[spark briar]

Since when you speak french

[thorny patrol]

May your soul find the river Styx

[paper finch]

Whats that

[thorny patrol]

Amen

[stark steppe]

Gtao staff or the staff there

[stark steppe]

Its dutch

[slim swallow]

Gtao staff

[stark steppe]

@spark briar eggsplain

[versed ore]

skydiving staff, why would gtao staff help lol

[spark briar]

da

[slim swallow]

I'd like to skydive, but only once

[restive plank]

Ugh I’m finally awake

[stark steppe]

Status

[restive plank]

I’m so tired

[stark steppe]

Thats normal when u wake up

[ivory lark]

Because of the Aura exhibited

[versed ore]

being a discord mod doesn't give you status ngl

[restive plank]

I drooled all over my cheek

🥀

[slim swallow]

What about on tinder

[restive plank]

others see it differently

but eh

[restive plank]

woah

[paper finch]

Ew

[slim swallow]

Hehehe

[restive plank]

droooool

[versed ore]

definitely not

[restive plank]

Idk why I’m drooling

but I was tired asf from work anyway

[stark steppe]

Lovely

[sweet quest]

guys

[paper finch]

Yes

[stark steppe]

I hate ns

[restive plank]

Europe?

[sweet quest]

my stalker coworkers found my podologist on instagram

[stark steppe]

Yes

[slim swallow]

What about on a linkedin profile "I help manage a 600k members entertainment server" idk

[paper finch]

Netherland train

[restive plank]

What’s a podologist

[sweet quest]

Foot doctor

[versed ore]

honestly on linkedin you could totally use it

[restive plank]

ewww

[stark steppe]

Do they have trains in Groningen?

[restive plank]

wtf

[paper finch]

Yes

[versed ore]

but that's about the only place lol

[restive plank]

stalkers are weird

[sweet quest]

but holy crap

[paper finch]

Stop bullying my province

[slim swallow]

Well yea, but would you mention discord

[sweet quest]

shes an actual 10/10 tiny latina

[restive plank]

Why can’t they just talk to the person

[versed ore]

no

[restive plank]

oh dear

[stark steppe]

Why not become stay at home dad

[slim swallow]

Relatable

[restive plank]

How long have you been dating for

[slim swallow]

May 28th 2025

:'c

[restive plank]

Hmmm

I reckon this year or next year

imo

[spark briar]

Do it Tomorrow

[versed ore]

i saw this as a quote somewhere and immediately identified so hard with it that I needed to set my status to it

[slim swallow]

It's also partially for visa reasons, but we both need to be 21

[spring harbor]

I won't judge, I won't judge

[restive plank]

I was having the weirdest dreams

But it was a dream where I was working…

fml

[versed ore]

marginally related, here's what I was doing at work on tuesday

[restive plank]

I hate retail man

[slim swallow]

Scuba diving is more dangerous than I originally thought, but soo worth it and fun.
I really need to progress my certifications

[restive plank]

Do you snipe people out of jets while parachuting

[slim swallow]

Sky diving is definitely more dangerous tho

[restive plank]

I never went skydiving yet but I went paragliding

And even then I was scared

[versed ore]

scuba is way more dangerous than modern skydiving

[slim swallow]

I wannaaa

[restive plank]

scuuubaaa scuuuubaaaa

[versed ore]

there's so much more to go wrong and so much less ability to unfuck it

[slim swallow]

Really

[restive plank]

I am SCARED of the ocean..

Idk if I could do scuba

[versed ore]

skydiving is high consequence but comparatively low risk

[ivory lark]

Scuba divers when they lose the guiding rope for the one millionth time

[restive plank]

Oxygen tank could run out, you might get attacked by sea animals

Etc

[restive plank]

A person who thinks all the time

[slim swallow]

I feel like that between 1000 dives and 1000 skydives, skydives would experience more injuries due to bad landings

I'm probably wrong idk

[restive plank]

Oh true

If your parachute fucks up you could become paralysed

[versed ore]

if your parachute fucks up you have another one

[slim swallow]

It's my hypothesis don't take as fact smh

[restive plank]

I was mostly looking at bad injuries part

Not the 1000 thing

[slim swallow]

I feel like many ankles get sprained

[versed ore]

and while landings are the most dangerous part of skydiving, the injury rate really isn't that high, it's only high for high performance landings but at that point you're intentionally doing dangerous stuff anyway

[restive plank]

I saw a video where this guy panicked, idk if he pulled the emergency chute but the one he pulled got tangled or something and spiraled as he was coming fast to the ground. He wasn’t paralysed but he ended up fracturing a ton of bones

[slim swallow]

I would be so scared to jump

But also so exited

[restive plank]

Guys remember it’s okay to cry

[restive plank]

I’m scared of heights and the ocean

I close my eyes on scary amusement rides

[slim swallow]

I'm not scared of the ocean

[versed ore]

it's not thaaaat high

:)

[restive plank]

especially the ones that are high and flip your seat around

[restive plank]

WHAT THE FUCK

STOP

I DIDNT THINK IT WAS THAT HIGH

[versed ore]

that was at about 1/2 the way to the top

[vapid nacelle]

I'm high

[slim swallow]

You'd rather jump from lower?

[restive plank]

STOP STOP

[strange thicket]

4:39 am and im going to vegas

Im so tired

[restive plank]

No no but I thought it would be below clouds 😭

Paragliding is nothing compared to THAT

[quiet kindle]

haii

[vapid nacelle]

sleep and drive

[quiet kindle]

really??

have fun

[slim swallow]

[nimble jay]

Clouds can be pretty low sometimes

[restive plank]

ugh

[slim swallow]

Fog

[versed ore]

by the time you're at the stage where you've accepted you're gonna jump out of a plane, the higher you are the more time you have to do anything, it won't change the result of impact

[strange thicket]

swapping off with my friend

[restive plank]

Alec you scary bastard, grrrr

[versed ore]

those clouds were at about 4000 feet

[vapid nacelle]

oh that works too

[restive plank]

How high were you guys from there?

[restive plank]

Aren’t you forced to jump out after?

[restive plank]

Not forced but like

[nimble jay]

I really don't like vertical g forces and heights so sky diving even as safe as it is when setup professionally, would not be on my list of things to do lol

[restive plank]

You’re meant to

[vapid nacelle]

this guy viper

[slim swallow]

Could a skilled wingsuit guy jump out of a plane with 0 injury if he had a perfectly flat landing surface like an airport runway? @versed ore

[versed ore]

clouds!

[thorny patrol]

And this guy is the first to get it

[slim swallow]

Like Rico Rodriguez

[versed ore]

I hate discord's inability to ever do anything sane with video files

[restive plank]

You could say there was some… minor turbulence…

[restive plank]

real

[thorny patrol]

@vapid nacelle I've been changing engines for two days and nobody knew what's going on

[vapid nacelle]

is this above you or below you

[restive plank]

They’re in the clouds

[versed ore]

below

[vapid nacelle]

I haven't seen you then

[thorny patrol]

Sad

[versed ore]

is the video actually playing correctly for you guys then

cause it doesn't work for me lol

[slim swallow]

It seems to yea

[vapid nacelle]

oh that's just a shadow

[versed ore]

i hate this platform

[restive plank]

It works for me

[thorny patrol]

[vapid nacelle]

retire

[restive plank]

Therapy is so peak

[versed ore]

oh and here's a nice packed away tandem parachute

[vapid nacelle]

I thought it was a commercial jet flying above you

[restive plank]

What’s the fastest way to descend?

[vapid nacelle]

since they go to 10k feet

or something

maybe higher

[versed ore]

commerical jets go to like 34k feet, I go to 14k

[vapid nacelle]

30000?

[vapid nacelle]

yes

it's 10km then

[restive plank]

Can you even breathe at that altitude

[versed ore]

at 14k yes

[vapid nacelle]

there's a 10 somewhere

[restive plank]

34k

[versed ore]

no

[vapid nacelle]

I can

inside the

[thorny patrol]

[slim swallow]

67k

[versed ore]

inside the plane is pressurised to roughly the same pressure as the altitude at 8-10k feet

[restive plank]

Is it safe to skydive at 34k?

[versed ore]

with oxygen and heated clothing yes

[thorny patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[restive plank]

ohhhh

[thorny patrol]

Sorry

[restive plank]

Stop stop stop

[thorny patrol]

Won't happen again

[restive plank]

I don’t wanna see that shit

[vapid nacelle]

VW Bugatti

[restive plank]

Grrr

[vapid nacelle]

maybe

[restive plank]

You’re on thin ice pal

[thorny patrol]

But what kind

[vapid nacelle]

VW Chiron

[restive plank]

You skydive with a mask?

[stark parcel]

Yeah you're out

[thorny patrol]

Bugatti chiron 300 Supersport

[restive plank]

Or like

[vapid nacelle]

it's the same car

[thorny patrol]

I said I'm sorry

[vapid nacelle]

just tuned different

[versed ore]

not from 14k no

[fluid cliff]

hello

[restive plank]

hey bomo

[stark parcel]

Did you really mean it

[restive plank]

34k

Grrrrr

[thorny patrol]

Will it's like 1.2 million mores so it should not be

[stark parcel]

Hi transport

[versed ore]

I don't skydive from 34k

[restive plank]

GUP

[versed ore]

almost nobody does

[restive plank]

gg

[vapid nacelle]

it is the same

just not road legal

[versed ore]

but yes you'd need a mask for the oxygen

[restive plank]

I might be that somebody

[stark parcel]

How you doing

[vapid nacelle]

[slim swallow]

I might be a cheeto

[restive plank]

yay it’s like a mountain

[restive plank]

I’m gup

But I’m pissed off a little

[versed ore]

altitude is altitude, doesn't matter if you're falling or not

[restive plank]

My mum made dinner but they have people over

And I don’t wanna go downstairs anymore

[stark parcel]

Ow man

[fluid cliff]

ok so no one says hello back to me :(

[stark parcel]

I feel you

[restive plank]

hello pottem

[stark parcel]

[vapid nacelle]

hello back to me

:(

[restive plank]

lol

[fluid cliff]

ok thank u all

[restive plank]

meow meow nyan

[fluid cliff]

?

[vapid nacelle]

it gets larpy in community

[stark parcel]

Ichini san

[restive plank]

I miss Japan

[fluid cliff]

also why do u skydive from 34k

[stark parcel]

What

[vapid nacelle]

people die for that

[thorny patrol]

Creeper
Ohh man

[restive plank]

I would die for that

gg

[stark parcel]

Red line, what could it possibly mean I'm used to red circle

[thorny patrol]

[stark parcel]

Ah hell nah

[restive plank]

I’m lazy to make a circle

[vapid nacelle]

you will die before reaching

[restive plank]

So I just covered the whole thing

[restive plank]

Nah commercial planes go 34k

[thorny patrol]

Quite literally

[stark parcel]

🔴

[thorny patrol]

Won't happen again

[vapid nacelle]

next time you're in a plane, open the window

[restive plank]

why

[restive plank]

Yo what the FUCK am I looking at

[vapid nacelle]

for science

[stark parcel]

No more cringey

[thorny patrol]

OK

[versed ore]

I'm not really interested in really high altitude skydiving I'm more interested in high performance canopy stuff like landing extremely quickly

[thorny patrol]

I'll just lay down

[fluid cliff]

ok how about this one

[restive plank]

You didn’t answer my question btw

[fluid cliff]

[versed ore]

which one

[restive plank]

What’s the fastest way to descend

[versed ore]

to fall

[restive plank]

yurp

[stark parcel]

If you keep cringing ill send @restive plank over to kill you

[fluid cliff]

head first in a fighter jet

[vapid nacelle]

how high was the fillips guy jump

[fluid cliff]

with full throttle

[restive plank]

I’m just the messenger baws

[versed ore]

i'm not sure what answer you wanted but obviously falling is faster than not falling lol

[restive plank]

ayo watch your jet bro

[thorny patrol]

I fear only one angel
This mf @unborn quest

[gaunt otter]

@restive plank it's like 2am for you

sleep

[restive plank]

Can’t you alter your speed a little?

[stark parcel]

Damn alr

[restive plank]

Like arms out legs out for slow

I assume diving position for fast?

[fluid cliff]

is this a forbidden game online reference?

[versed ore]

I mean if you just dive head to the ground you have the smallest aerodynamic footprint

but yeah there's different positions that go faster/slower to let people maintain the same height for formation stuff

[restive plank]

It’s 8:53pm hush

[restive plank]

exactly…