#ouija
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All I want for christmas is __
A
S
L
O
T
Y
B
T
T
Goodbye
All I want for christmas is A SLOTTY BOTTY
Alright @ocean zenith, in 2 weeks: slotty botty
😩
Something that would truly ruin christmas is __
B
O
B
S
O
B
R
O
O
Goodbye
Something that would truly ruin christmas is BOOBS OF BROOB
Alright @ocean zenith, in 1 week and 2 days: 5 month broobiversary
Broob
@gritty egret No
Broob
@meager thistle broob
No
Broob
Broob? __
B
R
O
O
B
!
Goodbye
Broob? BROOB!
bees? BEES!
fuck off knots :unamused:
Scheiße
fuck Scheiße knots
Geil
@ocean zenith, 1 week and 2 days ago: 5 month broobiversary
https://discordapp.com/channels/221708975698083841/606450390233513985/654324959606341663
@meager thistle @buoyant totem Happyyyyy Brooooobiversary Brooooobyyyyyy.

What?
Today is 5 months since you became a Broob.
Awwwwwwww.

shpooky ghost
Yeah for some reason the ouija module won't load.
Yeah it literally gives no error, just says lol I guess I won't load.
@ocean zenith, 2 weeks ago: slotty botty
https://discordapp.com/channels/221708975698083841/606450390233513985/654118023480999956
SLOTTY BOTTY WHEN????
we want slotty botty
SLOTTY BOTTY
SLUTTY BOTTY
SLUTTY BUTTY
hah we actually got slotty botty

Less jumpy weeb, more doing CS weeb.
I'm trying to compile my emulator on Windows but the linker hates me.
Imagine not having a compile once run anywhere language.
See, just make an emulator in Kotlin.
Well that sucks. VS compiles my emulator just fine. 
Hm. Tough. Have you considered rewriting it in Kotlin?
Nope.
Well you should.
like this >ouija start text here
Ah ty
put a [C] in it if you want a meme
ouija start [C] arrem is gay because __
nvm 
bots gay
bot fucking SUCKS
the command is broken :/
sure
New Ouija Chain
Prompt
I don't know what you mean Officer, I didn't __
Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.
M
A
N
H
A
N
D
L
E
_ _
M
Y
_ _
D
I
C
T
A
T
I
O
N
😩
Ouija chain is complete
Result
I don't know what you mean Officer, I didn't MANHANDLE MY DICTATION😩

Excellent
New Ouija Chain
Prompt
Arrem is __
Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.
G
a
y
x
D
Goodbye
Ouija chain is complete
Result
Arrem is Gay xD
wow what a cheater
You entered all the letters yourself
This isn't even ouija, this is "I"-ja
New Ouija Chain
Prompt
xD Imagine being __
Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.
B
R
A
I
L
L
E
_ _
S
Y
R
Goodbye
👀
Yeah Syro, can you imagine it?
the hell are those supposed to be
Dots Knots, those are called dots.
Ouija
more like
Ouinein
Or rather "nonnein"
Yeah 
well fixing the ouija must be pretty low priority for the mods
But maybe it'll be back with the new bot?
Iirc it worked at some point and then randomly broke again and nobody wants to put effort into the old bot 
Wow.
Feel free to fix it yourself Lolbone. 
What even is the problem? 
That's the most fun part. It just doesn't load. No exception, nothing. 
So are you telling us slotty botty refuses to obey?
He's just too slotty
I'm not sure how it works but
It's just a chunk of code, right?
It won't work on any bot?
Even if you try a new bot exclusively for ouija?
Ah, it just doesn't work 
Who knows. It's entirely possible that something very remotely related that we did at some point broke it. It's a huge mess and we're lucky that it's stable enough to work until we have time to let the new bot start taking over. 
BroobBot.
It's not like you haven't seen it already lmfao.
Sorry, hecke wants to marry Leibniz and she'd come over to my place and murder me if I did anything to it.
^
Just move to a new house and don't give her the address
At some point there will be 3 bots though.
The takeover will go slowly, command by command, so for a while we will have two bots operating full-time, until Leibniz can take over completely.
But while Leibniz is in development, I won't be able to use that same account for testing purposes, so we'll need a third bot as well. 
whats the third bots name
John Maik. I might make it a poll, but I don't see the new bot going into production until I'm done with my exams, so it'll take a while. 
whens that gonna be?
31st.
Honestly, rip this channel

I suggest calling the third bot Broseidon
No cry
The Fake Broseidon
We already have the real one
yeah, the third bot
How do you know he isnt the fake, knits
It's Knots, Knits is the fake me
Oops typo
Bro talks to Knits sometimes too
Dog knits
its a dog knits dog world
Actually while we're at it
Why not make the third bot behave exactly like Bro?
Whenever someone posts an UwU he'll come out and say "No UwU please"
And then the other bot will answer "no Broob please"
Make a maplebot too
What would it do
Whenever someone posts a picture of their food in #food, it adds a random cat over it and posts it.
Maple does that?
Yes, he is the cat.
Isn't that the same as sitting on mud
not to a cat
katze
ich_iel
Mlem
Lady Starbreeze#9156
New Ouija Chain
Prompt
"Ouija when???" - Arrem: "__."
Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.
N
I
E
M
A
L
...S
Ouija chain is complete
Result
"Ouija when???" - Arrem: "NIEMAL."
Rip
Lady Arrembreeze#1234
New Ouija Chain
Prompt
"When will you finally do my fucking UI Lolbone?", asks Arrem. "Well you see fren, __.", says Lolbone.
Super serious entry. People who ruin it will be banned until Lolbone finishes UI.
N
O
W
👏
Goodbye
Luigi chain is complete
Result
"When will you finally do my fucking UI Lolbone?", asks Arrem. "Well you see fren, NOW 👏.", says Lolbone.
@ocean zenith another one
Ok Knots, learn CS and fix it.
@ocean zenith another one
Instead of fixing why not just rewrite it from scratch
because it's nowhere near the top prioritiy 
That's exactly what we're doing.
Botless word-by-word ouija playtest to see if it's something worth implementing let's go. 
New ouija word by word yall better not fuck it up chain
Prompt
Broseidon's job is not just making coffee. He also __.
cleans
I LITERALLY SAID WORD BY WORD ZOOP WZF 😤
baby
gorilla
Anus
to
prevent
Arrem
from
doing
Loop
Cest complete.
Broseidon's job is not just making coffee. He also cleans a baby gorilla Anus to prevent Arrem from doing Loop.
@buoyant totem The people have spoken.
God fucking dammit I missed it
This seems much better than the letter-by-letter version
Well, you didn't necessarily miss it. We can play a few more rounds and figure out how we want to do it, and then we can make it into a bot thing. 
Botless word-by-word ouija playtest to see if it's something worth implementing let's go. 
New ouija WORD BY WORD ZOOP DAMMIT yall better not fuck it up chain
Prompt
@loud crag once went to an art museum. She was SHOCKED when she saw a __.
smol
dinosaur
being
harassed
by
Broseidon's
sister
and
her
pet
rock
called
Broseidon
the
pony
-shaped
Tuesday
😠
Cest complete.
@loud crag once went to an art museum. She was SHOCKED when she saw a smol dinosaur being harassed by Broseidon's sister and her pet rock called Broseidon the pony-shaped Tuesday afternoon.
That's something to consider
If you start your message with a - or '
Make it not leave a space after the previous word
love you arrem
What's a pony shaped Tuesday afternoon. That's stupid
This is why I don't play this anymore. Its always nonsense
Maybe because you always ruin it 😠
;_;
Go
to
daddy
Pod
and
do
his
laundry
while
we
seduce
him
with
soft
willies
Goodbye
@ocean zenith How are we gonna distinguish an end-of-game goodbye from a "goodbye" that's supposed to be in the sentence?
If you put goodbye in a sentence you get banned instantly.
I don't know but I'm open to suggestions. 
make it a command, >goodbye
Was geht hier vor sich ???
Word by word. What should we do to make sure that Bro gets banned?
Suck
Goodbye 
Word by word, no goodbye allowed in the first 10 words: What should we do to make sure Syro gets banned?
Suck
a
big
juicy
cheesy
ugly
cock
for
ban
Goodbye.
Good job everyone
I'm here to diagnose you all with big gay.
At least give us a new prompt.
Lillie
Should
not
rinse
Bro’s
small
hooves
or
stinky
mouth
warts
because
she
would
Do
afterwards
while
they
Are
kissing
bro's
Feet
inside
of
Feet
inside
their
pretty
insides
and
my
Feet
and
Lillie's
quite
annoyed
Goodbye
Thank you so much
Now let's uhhh write out the entire thing
Finished "prompt":
Lillie Should not rinse Bro's small hooves or stinky mouth warts because she would Do cs afterwards while they Are kissing bro's Feet inside of Feet inside their pretty insides and my Feet and Lillie's quite annoyed
That's what you get for not giving us a prompt
tfw talktotranslator can come up with better more coherent shit than we do
That's because it doesn't spend 90% of its time thinking about feet.
Suggestion: The ability to forbid certain words in prompts
Shit I forgot about the spam filter
But the mods can see deleted messages anyway
Nope.
Yes you can
I deleted it from the log to spite you.
:0
Prove it
Not interested.
If that's a risk you're willing to take, sure.
What does Ouija mean? >.<
It's a board printed with letters, numbers, and other signs, to which a planchette or movable indicator points, supposedly in answer to questions from people at a seance.
ee prompt you know the drill
The list of things Bro hates includes many items such as: __
his
quite
large
phone,
and
His
tendency
to
Eat
in
bed
With
and
Sugar
You know what I'm just gonna change my message an hour later cos I thought of something better
we could've stopped at sugar
It's all zoop's fault
includes many items
Knots goodbyes it after two items
I'm sorry but I had no choice
Maple put an "and" after the first item
That means the next thing mentioned will be the last
It's all Maple's fault
:)
Alright let's fix that
Prompt: Besides those two things, the list of things Bro hates also includes the following ten items: __
his
incredibly
handsome
bro
maple
,
a
salty
can
with
pickle
juice
,
ten
fuckbottles
covered
completely
in
greasy
syrup
,
a
humongous
and
horrifying
stink
tier
,
an
identity
crisis
,
prozac
for
tigers
in
Joe
Rogan
's
,
the
entire
,
straight
people
in
his
Kitchen
,
Himself
when
he
accidentally
ate
dipped
in
goo
three
giant
toes
submerged
in
respect
frauen
saft
mmlol
Now let's make this even better
wie?
Prompt, letter-by-letter
"Here are twenty more items in Bro's hatelist: __"
I'm just kidding
are you
R
E
M
goodbye
nice
thank you
😍
Good. You need life because you spent 113 days of it playing TF2.
Can I have a pog
Let’s
invite
more
Cats
in
suits
New ouija WORD BY WORD ZOOP DAMMIT yall better not fuck it up chain
Prompt
Hecke ended the last prompt early. For that she will be punished by __.
twenty-three-thousand
pictures
of
feet,
only
they're
submerged
in
more
goo
than
my
Sheep
count
🐑
Dooku
I thought the ouija yall meant was the ouija board.. and yall wanna call the demon through discord.
Apparently not , schade. I had expected a demon summoning.
we already have a demon in this server and her name is acid


New ouija WORD BY WORD ZOOP DAMMIT yall better not fuck it up chain
Prompt
In order to summon the demon Acid, you need to perform the following ritual: __
Chiggie
Nuggies
on
my
feetsies
then
a
bloody
uwu
sacrifice
is
in
evitable
cheesy
goat
that
burns
when
She
ignites
hearts
with
tendies

oh look we summoned Acid
:0
dab
Mans lookin like a cans of campbell soup
AHHHH
DEHH
EEEEEEHHHHH
New NUMBER BY NUMBER ouija chain, please do not ruin it zoop
The new ouija bot command will finally be finished in the year __
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8
3
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Yes, as long as you include in your prompt a request that Zoop don't fuck it up
hey how can we start one of these chains?
You just gotta say the prompt as a normal message
I think it'd be cool if we had a bot command for that, but it's as simple as that
ight im bored, yall lets do word by word (dont mess it up zoop or whatever)
i want to learn german, but _______
I
am
and
My
prostate
is
LARGE
and
My
heart
is
larger 
My
pet
Is
Smaller
my
Brain
, which
Smells
like
bread
With
ketchup
. Ich
verfüge
über
390
Enten
, die
mich
jeden
Samstagabend
ficken
Goodbye
Im done
"I want to learn german, but I am Broob and my prostate is LARGE and my heart is larger but my pet is smaller than my brain, which smells like bread with ketchup. Ich verfüge über 390 Enten, die mich jeden Samstagabend ficken."
I think this is actually the first time we got the verb position right in a German sentence
What does the german sentence mean
I own 390 ducks who fuck me every saturday evening
...I
why why why why WHY
Hey you're the one who brought in the ducks
wtf YOURE the guy that ended the sentence with ficken
I love that the entire sentence is in the hands of the person who delivers the verb
Right at the end
why
have
we
live
d
in
a
pineapple
under
oppression
from
my
city's
tyrannical
cat
, for
500
dogs
want
freedom
and
They
definitely
want
more
guillotines
Dinner
, a.k.a.
babies
born
in
A
pineapple
swamp
where
my
Jars
all
go
brbrbr
brlbglglubglub
wubbalubbadubdub
nts nts nts
Sick beats Alyer. 😎
why have we live d in a pineapple under oppression from my city's tyrannical cat, for 500 dogs want freedom and They definitely want more guillotines chopping Dinner, a.k.a. babies born in A pineapple pizza swamp where my Jars all go brbrbr brlbglglubglub wubbalubbadubdub nts nts nts
U forgot "Sick beats Ayler. 😎"
It's three separate words that happen to be the same
Alright how about this
New prompt, word-by-word, German-only, no masculine or neuter nouns allowed, and must contain at least 5 nouns. I'm counting on you
Ich wurde __
gerne
einer
tollkühnen
Band
dienstags
beitreten
, denn
die
Sängerin
hat
mich
einer
trüben
Ziege
aus
gemacht
.
🤔 Meine
Tasche
ist
weg 😱
!! Wie
konnte
ich
nur
zwei
(?) Zwiebeln
in
mein
+e
geschätzte
Tasche
aber
ich
habe
nichts
mehr
zu
fressen
Auf Wiedersehen
Alright I think that's enough
We actually did it
And it made a lot of sense as we can see
Pog
Ich wurde gerne einer tollkühnen Band dienstags betreiten, denn die Sängerin hat mich einer trüben Ziege aus gemacht. 🤔 Meine Tasche ist weg😱!! Wie konnte ich nur zwei Zwiebln in meine geschätzte Tasche aber ich habe nichts mehr zu fressen.
die Grammatik tut so mir weh
If you think about it, this sentence represents GLaD's German as a whole
If every single one of us were to fuse together, this is what we would produce
Theres a verb missing, it hurts
Me when i dont know how i could only two twins in my estimated bag
hmm ok its been a while
This one, no special rules other than nur deutsch
Je weniger ich weiß, desto ___
nasser
werde
ich
weil
ich
stets
im
Stich
gelassen
werde
wegen
meiner
Mutter
und
ihrer
klatschnassen
Augen
, die
mir
Verbrannt
haben.
Obwohl
ich
nur
drei
Wochen
in
deiner
nassen
Kerkerzelle
gewesen
bin
, bin
, bin
... Kann
ein
sehr
tolles
Pferd
oder
vielleicht
bin
ich
nur
der
Hund
des
deinen
Nachbarn
@mild pivot entweder "des Nachbarn" oder "des Nachbars" beides geht nicht
ist aber beides richtig
ok neuer Satz?
Obwohl ich nur drei Wochen in deiner nassen Kerkerzelle gewesen bin, bin ich ein sehr tolles Pferd, oder vielleicht bin ich nur der Hund des Nachbarn.```
Auf Wiedersehen!
__
Morgen
ouija star Syro is very __.
Syro is very __.
g
a
y
bye
Goodbye
Syro is very gay.
um
um

@loud crag @light heath
No, we just figured out what was wrong with the old bot's one. We still have to rewrite it for the new bot and then we'll add full words.
Spoiler alert: what was wrong is that I'm a dumbass

Did you have an extra character in the code or something

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 
lmao
Was ist das lol
Commands for ouija chains.
Reacting with a blue litter box challenges a chain post.
The current threshold for the deletion of a single post is 3.
Message edits are supported.
Entries are serious by default and can be denoted as casual with
[Casual] or [C] at the beginning of a prompt.
Bear in mind that the bot removes invalid entries from its database
should it encounter one.
End an ouija chain.
Start an ouija chain.
my name is hecke i cant even do a command properly xd
[C] it's rumoured that __ is the next big slotty bitty project
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Goodbye
[C] it's rumoured that deaf zoologists is the next big slotty bitty project
Heute koch' ich mir zum Mittagessen __
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Heute koch' ich mir zum Mittagessen mettigelfren
lol yumm
someone tell me wtf is that , im willing to try it tho
okay whole words this time!
and its supposed to be casual, i didnt get the syntax right, dw
c you know, sometimes i really just __
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c you know, sometimes i really just donate melly smelly's sleepy penis titties

hahah yes! and i encourage everyone else to donate them too! its the right thimg to do
@tropic hill 

Ahh making Mellig facepalm. My favorite activity.



[C] Melly is not smelly, she is __
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a
goodbye
[C] Melly is not smelly, she is vegeta
"M" is for "Melly"



The next person Alya should learn about is __.
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