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If Arrem were an animal, he'd be a/an WOMBAT ASSUMING TU WIEN
Rated tem outta tem
I wanted to go for tu aoc but this is okay I guess 

Do Vienna, everybody
I'm working my way through it knots
From bed. ๐
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Vienna is the capital of glad because it has the most LOL MILLY SOAP FUCKS
@uncut burrow what are Milly soap fucks?
I don't know. I thought you can explain it to me.
milly soap fucks
Our friend Lillie is an expert in many things. Aoc isn't one of them but soap fucks are so let's let her explain.
To be fair, "Milly soap fucks" is pretty mediocre compared to some other ouija chain results
at least its understandable
@ocean zenith I will not explain what a soap fuck is
Why not?
I have my reasons 
Well if you're already doing 0 CS, the least you could do for us is explain what a soap fuck is. ๐
Usually milly gives no fucks
But when you've truly angered her, you get a soap fuck
Simple
It's pretty funny.
Oh no, "LOL" stands for Lillie is very cool.

Why isn't it acronymically sensible as "Lilly's obviously lazy" would be?
Nice one
Oh no, "Lillie is very cool" stands for Lillie is a fucking meme and it would be very cool if she actually did some fucking AoC for once.
Iโve been to Wien twice and still donโt know what TU Wien is
I saw their building and some adverts
But that doesnโt help much
I've been TU Wien from 11 to 19 today. ๐ฉ
11 to 19 what
TU Wien is a Secret society that runs Glad
Is a decimal day 100 or 10 hours?
Arrem there are only 10 decimal hours
Why not 100?
Because with 10 hours, a decimal second is fairly close to a current one
And we already have conversion factors of 100,000 in the SI system

OKAY :D
The fuck's a decimal hour
I'm glad you asked
A decimal hour is an hour in the decimal time system.
It is 1/10 of a day or 100 decimal minutes
See also the binary day which is 1/8 of a day or 128 binary minutes. 
Don't forget about octal minutes
Why does that need to exist
How else are you gonna track time on Mars?
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spirit, pls give arrem an answer. BEIJING TIME FOR WORLD POPSICLE
What's a world popsicle
It's a popsile where everyone in the world can lick
And if you don't lick in, Being will know
What happens if you refrain from licking?
Beijing will know, and then they'll track you down
Uh, it isn't hard to do that.
that doesn't really answer Arrem's question
We wanna know about Mars, not some popsicle
What if Mars IS some popsicle?
What if it's some unmeltable hard rock candy?
Hahaha
Is it possible to make the bot ping someone through an ouija chain?
We could try?
Let's make it ping the mods
Oooh, I like that. Start us off.
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letโs ping @diq
Well that didn't work.
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lets actually ping @diq
Leave diq alone please
I just wanna ping dex ree
Lmao.
@diq
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ping @LADY FART
@loud crag suck it ๐ฎ-boy. ๐
you deserved it 
Absolutely did not.
Remember when yall idiots ruined that one youtube link we tried to do? This is payback. ๐
I wanted that too though 
lol
You participated in memeing it up though. ๐
I think at least lmao, idfk.
In any case it was dex' idea and he deserves to suffer because of it. ๐ค
IMPEACH ARREM
I already suffer. CALL ME BEATRICE YOU BIGGOT @ocean zenith ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Did you mean big goat?
Are you a big goat?
Yes.
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i will upload the first image result on google image with keyword โpodedinod dope spoonโ
but we have this
Work's going to make me pee in a cup monthly
but that's okay: worth it
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When greeting a stranger in Germany, you should say: "FIENDISH PENISH"

Y'all're fiendish penishes
Morons
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nobody was as good as our glorious leader KARSONMARFYA XYZOOOP
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Before I die, I want to PET HECKE'S SOGGY BEWBS
well, no time like the present
words to live by
Where were you going with bew btw lmao?
hecke's soggy bewildered face
Smart. I was gonna go for bread, but then I thought that was boring and went for benis instead.
i was going for behind but then hecke already used a letter
Oooh. Damn those are all great options.
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The next hecke appreciation month will be in 97536/99^31+(97)^0.07%1 years.
Y sa y
Correct.
120.7 HOURS TILL NEXT HECKE APPRECIATION MONTH 
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BRO is Arrem's favorite GLaD member
That's a weird way to spell hecke
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Lillie is Arremโs favorite MISSING ARAMBE
lmao
What the fuck is an arambe
Like Harambe but without the H.
Also please enjoy literally the best suggestion in the history of autocorrect.
It's how they pronounce harambe in spanish
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Love is a little bird with POOR MONEY MAN
Sounds like something Arrem would say
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When life gives you lemons, make onix
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The sound of one hand clapping is CLAPPPPPPPPP
accurate at least
Solving one koan 100 more to go
How many here can clap with one hand
One hand clap for me to register a yes
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hey let's together make a smart sentence in German: ENTON IM NIXOOOON
@ocean zenith look what they've done to our poor enton ๐
Lmfaooooo.
I love photoshop master henko.
Also Nixon is exactly what I wanted, so thanks Alt uwu. 
Tbh Syro the second we had Enton im there wasn't too much potential. :^(

I thought she was giving him a markerstache
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Remember to slap LIKE. Click subscribe. BEETI YOYA FANTA reveal at 5mil subs. DO IT NOW!!
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the hell's a beeti yoya
The I was yours so it's your fault.
It's an austrian beet, very cute
Yoya is a type of soya juice, that's popular with the yoga crowd
and it's a combination of "yoga" and "soya"
After a long day of hot yoga I can use a cool refreshing "yoya".
As for me, I prefer a macho
Yes.
I'm going to beet you up Knotts
Also: Be careful round the swamp ya don't wanna beet'n by a gatr
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Bussy is the word for BUSTY NYLON
.>ouija start [your prompt goes here make sure it includes __, that's two underscores]
And leave the brackets out. 
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What should I message my new Tinder match whose name is Emily? HIt MY URETHRRAL SKIN AND CCOAAL POONINGUSMINGTY ZIP EVICTIONN ODDITION FUUCK MEEY AINATOMNYIT KFUCTK JUPITTEER HOIH STEENY BIGPTZINNNFNG DIICED TTRAECHHIAS UPRIAHNEE LESBIIAANAC
Perfect.

LMFAO
I like the part about the diced tracheas
That's what happens when everyone is here at once
wish we could star that
Should I send that out of the blue or tell her I had my friends ouija a response?
You tell her after she responds to that
YES
Ok
Yes.
I am excited
Inb4 instant unmatch
Of course not
We just help him again with an answer
I'm really wondering if he did send that message
@light heath
OH
@loud crag I think you'll enjoy this
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What should I message my Tinder match whose name is Naomi? BIG PEEPOS
Next message
This one wasn't nearly as interesting
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I love you aber
Fuck
should I send this one?
Big peepos ๐
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What should I start a shop for? SHIT PEEPOS
so basically all of them
Yes
yes
excuse me
we were messaging another tinder girl and no one bothered pinging me? wtf shit friends
which, for the record, is also why the result wasn't interesting ๐
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What should I message my new Tinder match whose name is Lita? HOY LOVE HOLSTERS FUCKYO CUCKY DINKLBERRE YUCKK I AM GODTHONLE
I wanted it to be fuckyo cuckyo. 
Diese Qualitรคt
check general
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Abermals's favourite catchphrase is I THOOT
We did it
"dinklberre"
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
god I love this
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SUCC BROโS UNWORKED CORPUS means I love you in German
Milly, succ Bro's unworked corpus!
I was hoping for corn.
I can give you some corn.
But is it unworked
Sure, give me your corn, Arrem.
Why did you guys make a ouija of me ๐
Also I only contributed a letter because I didn't realize it was about me
All right, let's do one not about you
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Goodbye.
Make this sentence make sense: "I threw A BITCH completely submerged."
glorious
this
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What should I message this Tinder girl whose name is Kalee? KLENDUS MINT STAN SHOP
disappointing tbh
you could participate
I did tho 
Will send tomorrroe
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What should I do this evening? SLIP SLEP.
Good timing, it's 10pm
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Das wahre Ende des Mรคrchens Schneewittchen und die sieben Zwerge ist: TRAGIKA WIENER DICTIOKรรตรตRF
well lillie, at least we tried
Kรถrper:(
At least we tried is the motto of this server, especially when it comes to doing aoc. ๐
whats aoc
Actually, OwO is Crap
Stop the uwuwuw owowow you disgusting weeb Broob. You've uwuwu owowod 1 fucking times now.
:o Bro said cr*p :o
You're not supposed to try making a word in the middle of another word. ๐ @uneven pumice
But that word was doa
You're not supposed to try making a word in the middle of another word
But isn't that how German works
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The real biggest German word is PPPPRPPPPRPPPPPF
perfection
Autistic shit again
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we all are some stupid fucking IDEOTZ

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Born too soon to explore the Earth; too late to explore the Space; just in time to explore YO MOMEY'S CERVIX
Dammit I didn't expect that last one with that E
I wanted it to be yo moment of inertia

