#general-2
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Its like the same tjing as last time
sie?
When you dont know what to write, just put es as a subject
Es
Es is the magical word of german
No
I wana try sayin it
The magic word of german is bohnern
Beaning?
Go away jakob
Ja, und sie haben mir etwas gesagt, dass sehr viel Sinn macht.
where do i put es??
haben es mir?
get rid of it es is nasty you don't want it
Nasz it means a specific vulgarity
Where do you put subjects in subordinate clauses?
you need to switch out 1 word for another
How can i put bohnern into use
mir es gesagt
wtf
Mono he refers to the macht sinn satz
"Sie bohnern sich"
dass es sehr...
"Ich bohnere dich"
is there a way i can turn dass into a relative pronoun
bohnere mich bitte
like das or something
yes
Dass es sehr scheiß sinn macht
then i can have a subject
Not here mono
Danke Schätzchen
Ja ich bin bereit
Kein Problem snekko
bereit zum bohnern =)
I already answered above
Ja, und sie haben mir etwas gesagt, dass es sehr viel Sinn macht.
;)
i can hear you on only one ear no mono
Yes, mono
That doesn't make sense, tonsilith
i think you guys need to set a macro for "no mono"
Kannst du mir bitte über bohnern unterrichten?
Going to sleep now, gn~
Was bedeutet es?
thank you suzu!!!
bohnern bring ich euch gerne bei
Auf englisch
REMEMBER TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORD ORDER MONO
Es bedeutet "fucking / plowing"
Ah awesome
👀
i will practice a new dialog to torment you with
Gnite Suzu!
Lmao
Night eyes!
hopefully all of my errors will be not related to word order
Pls choose some diff time
"Ja und sie haben mir etwas gesagt, dass es sehr viel Sinn macht" is like "yes and they told me something that it makes a lot of sense".
Honestly if i put in a little more effort into learning i could be b1

i will continue the story of my naked bus ride
Suzu do you have any plans tomorrow?
But i don't have time rn :(
i think the bus will drive to a mall
wanna practice German?
I’m going to a food festival with my friend but i should have time in the afternoon and evening!
When do you wanna practice eyes?
Coolio~~
So wenn ich mein freund ich bohnern dich sage, was wird er über mich denken?
Cya later today then~ 
today you nerd 
er wird sich freuen
Ich bohnere?
Wahrscheinlich wird dein Freund dich nicht verstehen.
Er ist nativ
"Bugger mich baby"
Hahaha
Ich würde davon ausgehen, dass er dich nicht versteht. Falls doch, dann wird er sehr verwirrt sein.
Bohnern ist schon anders.
Ja ja
Hmm
Ich mag "bohnern" besser als "ficken" ;)
Schon anders
^
Is that like saying
To polish a floor with wax.
I think that's the English definition you were looking for. ^^
Yeah
U can polish my floors with wax :))
So bohnern makes no sense?
get right inside that hallway
Ich bohnere dich would mean as little as saying I will polish you with wax.
It's really weird, nothing more.
It can be very uncommon slang to fuck though
Schon anders means meaningless
:/
Schon anders means definitely different.
anders = different
Also, ich werde *meinem *Freund *sagen: "Ich möchte dich bohnern".
Wow my friend is dativ there
@little magnet @mellow mist
One more thing about da(r) - it’s also a great magic trick to use when you don’t wanna repeat sth or are just lazy to speak a lot or you’re just saying whatever.
-Was hatten wir gestern für das Mittagsessen?
-Keine Ahnung, ich kann mich daran nicht mehr erinnern.
That’s really the last thing now!
😛 thanks again
Moment mal, ich muss jetzt ein auto öl zu ändern
Damn german got me good
Hahaha
ahhh thanks!
And the teaching passion 
you're my german superhero suzu
Aww that’s the best thing someone ever said to me here!
pls go to sleep so you're well rested for my next onslaught of cave-german though
Should i add you to our dead german learning group mono? 
You could host a lesson, Suzu. ^^
yes please
Seems you're good at teaching.
HAHAHA
it’s not dead
I sux
we talk all day
sure
Aww thank you casca ❤
well you didn’t answer the very last thing I wrote, my old never been best friend!!!! 
Hahaha 
Can u correct mine
Suzu u need sleep 
Gute nacht meine zukunfte lehrerin
Wir sprechen deutsch nicht japanische
You too^^
Japanisch
Mikah du wach? :o
Ja?
O:
Jetzt schon
Du Meme. :P
😛
hey mika
Hey Arc 
MIKA
MIKA
aye @viscid cape here it is; they were simple meals yet delicious 😋
yup
:O
well I dunno the English name tbh 
solid outside, liquid-ish inside
nah, hot chocolate (fudge) cake is one specific thing
unless you're talking about a different cake
^^^^^ yes
choco lava cake :^)
but if someone says to me want hot chocolate (fudge) cake? that's immediately what i think of
because that's what it's called 
i have no idea what hot chocolate cake is
^ tbh
fondant au chocolat
that's not a fondant
fokken reee
that's a moelleux au chocolat
😮
I LOVE THIS
looks like sorta of a chocolates pie because of the texture 
lidorally erry time ive gone into a restaurant and ordered hot chocolate (fudge) cake, i've gotten fokken fondant au chocolat reee
YEAH THI IT'S SO AMAZING
IT'S MY FAVOURITE KIND OF CHOCO CAKE
marmorkuchen?
that's a moelleux au chocolat
ahh !!
no idea thi 
YEEES
THIS IS SO GOOD
I WOULD LOVE TO TRY JAPANESE CHEESECAKE SOMEDAY ;; A ;; http://runawayrice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Cotton-Cheesecake-1024x576.jpg
this looks so neat owo
what's special about japanese cheesecake
You mix the cheese in the dough
as opposed to?
Cheese ON the dough
I remember that I wanted to do some ramen but I don't have the noodles #sad
ughhh im so hungry now reeeeeee ☹
mute the channel callum
food's downstairs and im upstairs
my cat is crying D:
kick it to show dominance
I don't really know how pastries and cakes are prepared but I don't think I've ever eaten cheesecake that was just regular cake with cheese on it
Japanese cheesecake is fluffy and jiggle and has a lightly browned surface as opposed to normal cheesecake which is creamy and has a dough underneath the cream
noooo kitty
gateau au yaourt? 
i thought cheese cake is made of cheese
It’s called cheese in english
we use Quark 😮
is it mascarpone?
I think american people use cream cheese
not mascarpone, almost certainly
eww cream cheese

my mom used to make cheesecake without sugar or any sweetener
mascarpone is for tiramisu
like what's it made of?
curd is in between cream and cream cheese
yes
theres another cheese then thats similar to mascarponi for cheesecake then
frankly idk :P I can't make desserts except maybe tiramisu
the base is made of like biscuity thing and its crumbly
then the soft bit is made of cheese and something else
I make my cheesecake with curd, vanilla pudding powder, some lemon zest and eggs
and a dough, of
c
thi that sounds so good
tbh you know what I'm going to do today
IT IS
YOU SHOULD ALL COME OVER AND EAT MY CHEESECAKE
i thought you have cheesecake in france
floopsie :^) NICE
😄 THI I WOULD LOVE TO EAT YOUR CHEESECAKE
Well never heard of it tbh 🤷
IT'S EXTREMELY YUMMY
yay cheesecake
I wanna try your cheesecake :O
It's not really cheese
or we have a cake with yoghurt as well
would it be chicake, since chica made it?
le
gâteau au fromage
le
flan au fromage
I use this recipe 🤔 https://www.backenmachtgluecklich.de/rezepte/der-beste-kaesekuchen.html
super creamy, slightly fluffy
It's amazing
it's really really good
cheesecake is good
Don’t judge intil you try it flops
best desert there is
D: but flappy its really nice
the best cheesecake i ever had was light in the middle
TT I have to do some chores now
like the flavours were dancing together but it wasnt overpowering
ohnooo flappy good luck and have fun :3
see ye in a couple of minutes hours
okay floopsie !! ganba chores ❤
and hey chucc btw
Food wars lvl cheesecake
exactly chuck
how was ur brekkyfast
brekky and fast
gud gud
there's o cheese in cheesecake 😮
it just looks lke it, but it's a bit sour cause of the curd and lemon zest and very sweet u w u
my favourite kind of taste
cheesecake with gruyère cheese 😋
bye snek
1 stronker käse
LEBKUCHEN is SO GOOD
I AGREE
@proper shale @lavish saddle i went to the food fest today!!! In the end one friend had time so we could try more food!!!^^
We got a hot dog
It think it should be a Boston hot dog but i never had an American one so idk 👀
did you eat all three? 👀
FOOOOODDD NICEEE
No, just one, those were put there so i took a photo 👀
what kind of dog meat was it?
Kreb dog
did you try bun meat?
Then we got some serbian dumplings called pelmeni, they were similar to some italian pasta i think but i also mever had this type of italian pasta so idk 👀
They were filled with lamb meat and there was also sour cream on them so they were SUPER YUMMY
😱
I did, kreb
If you mean bunnies
I often forgot to take photos of our food cuz we were too hungry 
more photos soozoo 👀
Ok!
you have ban protection now
:<
There were hungarian sweets
what does Laxa mean :o
Name of the stall 👀
oh
I only tried one type of sweets but it kinda reminds me of Turkish delights both in appearance and taste, just not that sweet 👀
I love food festivals
This was supposed to be sri lanka food but it was disappointing
Bland?
Just some fastfood with dry rice 
:( schade
Then we got some serbian dumplings called pelmeni
Wikipedia claims it's Russian.
I just can’t read lol 
It’s siberia 
Fookin get glasses
I do have glasses 
Fokken get stronger ones then. 
DRY RICE SUCKS
you gotta try them sometimes guys!!!
oh wait, siberia and serbia are two different places?
Exactly luna!!
Siberia is russia, serbia is in balkan
suzu

What, did i flop again? 
Pelmeni are foking yummy
This was sarcasm of Kreb
His sarcasm sux
u sux
The pelmeni place sold some hipster berlin lemonades
ur eyes sux even harder
Yeah rip 
There was some brazilian food too but the line was too long so we didn’t get to try D:
And also mac n cheese truck!
Did you like Spanish food?
I didn’t have any spanish food
There were also hong kong waffles
Looks like diabetes 👀
yolo
So how fat are you now?
Lies.
Did they have stroopwafels?
Oh we have this in supermarkets
Yes
STROOPWAFEL ARE GREAT
I dont even know how they taste like but they make my mouth watery
suzuuuuu that looks soo good 😭 i wish i went with youuu aaa im glad you had a good time everything looks delicious and now im hungry aa >.>
Awww i wish i could go with you too!! ^^
need someone to read an article and tell me if it's clear and if they notice any mistakes
this is the article: https://germanlearningresources.blogspot.de/2018/03/building-passive-voice.html
Explains how to construct the passive voice with different kinds of verbs.
@whole rapids when will be the session and for how long, pferdo? 👀
an hour and a half and about an hour
Ok thanks!
Holy frick suzu everything looks so hecking yummy 😭💕💕
@whole rapids i thought everything was good except the use of the word "govern" made me uncomfortable
^^
but yeah good post. learned something new.
@timber glade why are you lvl a? 👀
why did it make you uncomfortable?
I see that verb connected a lot with, well, verbs, and I thought it seemed suitable
it's alright pferdi
it's fine. it's used specifically for situations like this one
@hot cloak I was memeing and then arrem gave me lvl A :^)
Orange Chicoa best Chicoa. ❤
Make me orange again //v// ❤
@whole rapids pferdoooo im so sorry i missed your lesson i feel so guilty now ;-; i read your article tho! ;-;
@hot cloak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc
Music video by Black Eyed Peas performing Where Is The Love?. (C) 2003 Interscope Geffen (A&M) Records A Division of UMG Recordings Inc.
I’m... confused ;-;
where is the love for the passive voice
In my stomach
@stuck crane Passive can be formed with both of those and other ways as well. It depends on the sentence.
Plusquamperfekt passive can have "Ich hatte".
oh right
wait
no it can't
wait
how could it?
ich war maybe
but not ich hatte
that's not passive that's modal tho
as in
that's not a part of passive construction
i thought you meant smth like 'ich hatte gesehen' as passive
Sure, but it would be false to say "passive is not with ich hatte".
Or that there is one structure by which passive is constructed.
If you say "passive is werden + participle", that would be correct, but passive can be "Ich hatte", so it would be false to say it can't.
gesehen werden -> passive voice, to be seen
so "I could have been seen"
but I'm not sure about that hatte. where did you get it from?
Base‘s example
oh I see it now
@misty vale at me when you're back ^^
@valid ice I was too late, sorry 😦
@little magnet you wanted to say: when i came, they already became naked. I think it’s grammatically correct but prolly not stylistically. 🤔
You had “dann habe ich” why did you change it?
The nackt sentence - we did correct it, you prolly overlooked it.
Sorry about the es, i didn’t see the etwas before it, my mistake D:
What did you get for a mark/grade(?) ? 👀
no grade, not sure if she'll bump it up or whatever. and yeah i think i missed some of the corrections we made.
Ohhh icic
Well, i think you learned a lot anyways so that’s good? ^^
Btw, what timezone are you from? 👀
Good night then!^^
good night
@thick charm let's make it 10
still 9+
reeee
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
test asked by arrem let's see
LOL IT'S THERE
:^)
YOU'RE A GENIUS ARREMU
you disabled the spam prevention?
no he didn’t, I just tried XD
oh hey eyes
I can do it again if you want, eyes :^)
👀 🔥 
rr Level A
:heavy_check_mark: Removed Level A from your roles.
drumroll
gr Level B
:heavy_check_mark: I have given you the Level B role.
🎆
you know what that means 👀
I get to message you in German and you have to respond in German
😱
thank you ^^
@exotic mesa but same
but i do it with other german humans already. chook will just judge me harder ^^
at least you didn't say mit ohne! flees
with without?
happens!
like my second day in germany i asked a german if he spoke german
(i knew no german back then, but it was still hilarious)
d'aww xDD
Shprakken zee Duytsh?
i asked my friend how to ask if they spoke english 😠
baww, yeah its funny now, but I can't imagine it being at the time
nope it wasn't!
Congrats, bell! ^^
@cold vessel when purple
2139
-121?
Ive never heard henbris voice 👀
me neither
I keep taking his free will away but he just takes it back. 😦
RIP
Nor have I heard his beautiful Norwegian dialect 😦
i have 
whatttt
henbri when is your time to bhine
henbri will be the first person to go from A to C directly
Not with that attitude u fok.
norwegian?! henbri is not spanish?!
Basically the same thing really

you're so cute suzu
;-; again luna?
Fuck you, Solet
Hey... Hen I'll award you with an honorary Danish status
Consider it a privilege to be a part of the Her Majesty Queen Margrethe's country Denmark, the oldest-still-running-monarchy (and LEGO)
Just take Norway back over, then he don't have to be even honorary, hell just be straight Danish

True back to the good ol' emperial days of Denmark.... I miss the Karlmar Union
Keep your potatoes away from me, thanks
@ocean robin
@shy bobcat ari, do you have time rn? i have a test tmr about the us and i need help pls ;-;
how much time do you have?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/cufqbk19ul1nt9e/The South Westpt2.pptx?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/f2yahtqqzh58zlw/The Southpt.2.pptx?dl=0
i just need to understand what the heck is going on in these presentations
its full of pictures and keywords i never heard before ;-;
🤔
like what's a term or something you need explained
just list off the things that make you
i guess and I'll try
can you vc rn?
American history lesson VC? Yes please
;-;
Oh, geography lesson maybe? 🤔
its prolly both
kek
ok, so i need quick overview of these two regions: south and southwest
can i just copypast photos here and you would explain? :D
COWBOYS
yeah i guess
GUNS
@keen snow 😄
if you know some other americans, you can ping them too :D
Put down: Canadians burneed down the white house in 1812 so who cares.
Oh, civil war.
more info pls
Between the southern states and the northern states.
Over slavery.
i dont have much time, could you do "usa history in a nutshell" pls? ;-;
It is a long history.
sure
Basically kill the natives or move them to specific land, take over the land, let guns be legal, eat mc donalds
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the guy in the grey is a southerner (confederates), the guy in the blue is a northerner (union)
basically some of the south decided "we're gawn' be ahr own country" because they didn't like the direction the US gov. was going, and then they got in a war, and then just watch chuck's vid 
once upon a time some people settled on a new continent and killed people and stole their stuff and gave them weird european diseases, eventually they got tired of their european overlords so they threw a bit of a fit and then there was a bit of a war and they became independent, then they fought a bit and then they fought everyone else and then they fought everyone else again and then everyone thought that they're gonna make the entire world explode but they didn't and then they memed a meme into the memehouse the end
tldr pl0x
Basically: USA vs Everyone
south was pro-slavery, right?
Yeah.
yep
north won, right?
yes
ok, this is enough of the civil war for me 
Damn we could have had slaves. 😦
otherwise we probably wouldn't still be called "The United States", since that was the name the North kept, the South called themselves something else
whats the underground railroad path?
US History:
some people from eu: gib me ur land
natives: no
some people from eu: pew pew pew
They ran NORTH
ok, lets skip that 
There were safe houses
Where people would hide the slaves
If caught they were killed.
the slaves or the people?
Both
Basically, "why is a white man helping a //bad term"
wtf?????
south???
Plantation?
probably a plantation
oh
Plantations were weathy, generally, and had a lot of slaves.
what kind of plantations?
Cotton, tobacco
ok
i just read tennesse williams, so i kinda have a bit of idea about that
does this just mean that its very religious?
The south is known for being really heavy on the religion, compared to the rest of the US
Basically, a lot of church goes in this area
pretty much
It is insane
Do not say you do not believe in god in that area
or that you arent christian
oh ic :o
Or happy holidays
oh damn, i shouldnt visit that area 
oh fok D:
yeah they're where the crazy christians come from 
i mean i'm pretty religious so i'd probably survive the bible belt 😌
bible belt?
whats that?
The area where there is a high concentration of christians
the area up there
Abnoramlly high
so its just its name?
Yes, a name of an area.
yeah
ok 👀
but like
As a Canadian. when I went to the Bible Belt, it shocked me, I am not used to it.
officially no, but that's a common nickname for the area
what about florida tho?
Ehh, Flordia is a waste land
parts of it are in the Belt, as your little map shows
that means?
remember there's a lot of old people that move to florida, and old people tend to be religious
dont go to US
i thought florida was like party hard
@viscid star 😭
ok 👀
What is next?
Basically.
Ah, dry states.
You cannot buy booze.
Period.
Some places have restrictions
why is it no data? :D
Ive been to a dry area.
no clue @hot cloak
It was weird, cause we had booze from somewhere else
Only ones drinking, silly Canadians.
why is it forbidden to drink there? 👀
Religious reasons
bible
All of America was dry for awhile
also idk if they mention this in the presentation, but "southern hospitality"- it's a stereotype that southern people are really nice; but it's only surface level, they're not actually you know, any nicer than normal people, in fact bible belt and stuff they might be less so 👀
It was called the phrohibition
oh wow 👀
When I told a southern person I was from Canada and a liberal they changed their attitude fast.
Probition*
Canada had one too.
i started with the scariest area i guess 👀
yeah the south is the place where all the bad stereotypes come from
😩
also that accent
lowers your perceived iq by 20
sounds like a place where horror movies come from too 👀
texas chainsaw massacre
My dad always said to not be rude to anyone in the south, so you dont get the family shot
what a meme
Katrina

Hurricane Katrina hit new orleans
It was worst one to ever hit America I think
it destroyed the city.
the whole city?
Pretty much, more places effected than others

A lot of people stayed in the city.
Which made rescue efforts that much more difficult
A lot of people died
they werent scared???
Some people dont have cars, or just didnt care.
ok 👀
You see this a lot with disasters, there's the residents that are like "this is mah home I ain't leavin' here"
^
D:
😦
This is how the Butcher of New Orleans came to be
whats that?
A man went crazy and killed then butchered his gf. And cooked her.
😮
They fell in love because of the storm.
When regular life came back he couldnt handle it.
wut...
😮 😦
So he kept the body in a bath tub full of ice
but she started to smell
so he cooked her.
so they stopped loving each other after the storm?
Basically.
They were confused because he didnt eat or anything.
He just killed himself and left a note.
ill just move this to my "just murica" folder 
It is why I remember it, how weird it was.
what did the note say?
yeah now i'm curious. 👀
Something about "go to my apartment and look in the oven", I have the whole video about it.
If youre interested.
whole video?!
Yeah.
is it nsfw?
I can send it to you, it is just like a crime case episode.
Cajun
whats so special about it?
the middle is a crawdad bake or whatever the proper term for it is in real southanese
whats cajun and creole?
Creole is a mix of french, spanish, and english food prep.
Cajun is generally spicy, but not always, style of food in New Orleans
you're a mix of canadian and quebecoise prep
cajun and creole both kinda refer to the french-descended people in lousiana afaik
cajun is just an anglicised version of the cajun french pronunciation of "acadien"
which means?
^^
Acadiens are basically Canadians from an area of quebec and eastern canada
so cajun and creole are not really the dishes but the spices?
ohhh icic
Creole cuisine
there's a such thing as "Cajun seasoning" which you can buy but it's a style of food
They each have their own trinities
oh i think i heard about cajun pepper i think?
Yup.
honestly the american south is the only part of the US that actually has good food 😩
oh no D:
Eh, Boston does.
except new york has decent italian food
Boston has amazing sea food.
no decent american food? 
Well, America has the stigma of "fast food"
i mean anyone can do a burger
despite that, i was watching a german thing and they referred to as "hamburgers" as being 100 percent american and used the american pronunciation as well
and I'm like "seriously do none of you notice it's got Hamburg in it"
i think only the name comes from germany
"hämbörgör" 
cuz burgers dont feel very german to me
Other way around. The idea is from Germany, the name is anglicised
Ana is right
she knows her stuff
or maybe i just associate them with the us too much
americans be like "are there hamburgers in europe"
Country music
yeah
the names aren't really important
Pantera is metal
whats country music? literally from the countryside? 👀
@hot cloak like it's just the name of a style of music, you don't have to be from the country to make country music
but it is a bit like "you're a fake" if you do
but nothing's really stopping you
Do you know Shania twain
no
it's a bit like rap and hiphop, where the artists are supposed to be "genuine" with country
ok 👀
But she's Canadian
Yes
i see 👀
yeah "murica" is a phonetic spelling of a heavy southern accent
ah'm proud ta live in murica, where ah can have awl the guns ah want 'n eat burgers 
yup
theres this video too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35KIsLs3yb0
© 2007 WMG Redneck Games (Video)
those stereotypes are pretty much what americans who aren't from the south think of the south as like
and that's of course why as I said earlier having a southern accent makes you sound dumber to other americans

i guess this is what the rest of the world imagines too 
yeah but they imagine that as all 50 states
sth like bayern and germany 
yeah that's the confederate state battle flag, basically the civil war south again
👀
not sure
why so many 👀
NO
many "👀" 👀
don't mention falon
idk actually 👀
John Oliver
tornado alley's basically where the geography and weather and stuff makes tornadoes happen a lot

so the tornadoes arent coming from the ocean?