general-2

[pine ginkgo]

Das leuchtet mir ein 😦

[placid heath]

Ich leuchte dir heim :>

[shy bobcat]

😦

[tacit jay]

@crystal delta What even is that linglang server

[crystal delta]

Seriously. It says relevant for Ling&Lang users

if you don't know it, it's not relevant to you

[pine ginkgo]

scheinen einige leute nicht zu kapieren, catto

🤔

[crystal delta]

Luna

braucht man ja nicht, wenn man nicht Mitglied war u.u

[pine ginkgo]

ja

aber

die fragen trotzdem alle

und geben kommentare ab

.<

[crystal delta]

🤷

[tacit jay]

Maybe you shouldn't ping @everyone then 😉

[fair iron]

Who else would we ping? ^^

[crystal delta]

It's important for the people who were part of it

also it's one freaking everyone ping u.u

Man kann sich auch über alles aufregen

[ocean robin]

And since he doesn't know who was in it or not, better to warn everyone imo.

[tacit jay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1VqrwEyL5k&feature=youtu.be

Sorry. I'm not actually mad. ❤ y'all

[lilac dew]

micro be here throwin shae

shade

[torn kindle]

<- jealous

[opal sequoia]

Let me show you something just as nice.

[torn kindle]

Looks so good D:

[twin ginkgo]

ooo what is that

[opal sequoia]

Eiskaffee. ❤

With cream and ice cream.

[raw prawn]

nice

[sleek valve]

I feeling like Duolingo is meme-ing me, this the 5th time I see this!

[raw prawn]

lol

I stopped using Duolingo at regular intervals, so it's probably gonna say that I'm a lot less fluent now. Then every time I do a practice round it goes "congrats! you're now X % fluent!"

Also, 69 is pretty good. Maybe you should be B by now?

(but I don't know their metric, so eh)

[opal sequoia]

Nuh, the rating on Duolingo doesn't tell you much about a person's level. It's best to just ignore that feature completely.

[sleek valve]

Well, my 'tree' is completely gold. I've been using its stories and they're fun, they give words in context which is a good way to learn.

[pine ginkgo]

real fluency is probably calculated by this formula: (duolingo fluency)/(3+the amount of weed inside the body) or something

[raw prawn]

XD

[sleek valve]

lol

I'm looking forward to finish my exams by the end of this month to start a more serious learning

[raw prawn]

Every time someone at Duolingo smokes weed, someone gets a fluency update

[opal sequoia]

Well, for example, I'm at 62% fluency on Duolingo.

[raw prawn]

I forget what I'm at. Whatever

[pallid kindle]

general1 is on 🔥

[raw prawn]

really? I've seen worse

[pine ginkgo]

nothing is actually happening there

🤔

[full falcon]

Lass uns feiern!

[mellow mist]

Yea there have been much more intense topics

Remember the day Flops learnt few new words? XDD

[full falcon]

🎆

[pallid kindle]

ok my bad denn

[pine ginkgo]

lass uns ferien?

[mellow mist]

Feiern* ?

[full falcon]

Oops

Facepalm

Think I want vacation too much

[mellow mist]

End of conversation

[full falcon]

Even though they ended this week

: cough:

[mellow mist]

There's an unwritten rule or something that we don't get to talk more than few sentences Mr Guppi XD

[full falcon]

Shoot

I'm bad at this

[wheat knoll]

Can anybody help explain the grammar here? Thanks in advance.

[raw prawn]

Solche means 这样的

It has to be declined based on what follows

这个翻译是从哪儿来的？

[wheat knoll]

翻译就是视频上的。我想问一下这个是一个固定搭配吗？为什么不写成ein solcher?

[raw prawn]

其实我也是真么觉得. Maybe a native can explain this

Why ein solches and not ein solcher since Vielfraß is masculine?

[pallid kelp]

think of it as genitive (like one of the same kind)

[hot cloak]

Looks like a mistake to me

If "ein solches" was supposed to refer to Vielfraß

[raw prawn]

Yes it is

[hot cloak]

Then it certainly is

[raw prawn]

@wheat knoll 有答案了/ok we have an answer

Thanks 0x1

[hot cloak]

[wheat knoll]

😂😂 Vielen Dank!

[hot cloak]

Immer gern

[wheat knoll]

@pallid kelp I think your explanation also helps a lot! Thank you!

[pallid kelp]

you're welcome, although I ended up being wrong :D

[rose jungle]

I'm gonna be studying German full-time now 😮

Ich will gut werden!

Besser als die Muttersprächler!

[sudden panther]

/r/cornejoflashbacks

[rose jungle]

cornejo. sounds like Español

sí

[sudden panther]

Hehe. Cornejo was an old user who wanted to be better than the natives. Except his idea of achieving that was looking up completely arbitrary and rarely used words in a dictionary and learning those, without knowing the first thing about grammar or the words that you might actually use in an everyday conversation. Sad times. 😅

[pine ginkgo]

and learning multiple languages at once

🤔

[rose jungle]

Heh 😄

that's cute :p

@pine ginkgo I think it's okay to be learning multiple languages 🤔 but one can't expect to git gud if one is dividing one's attention evenly over like 8 languages or something

I have a kind of rule for myself that as long as I am actively studying languages (which is most of the time), I want to focus at least 50% of my energy at one language at a time.

[pine ginkgo]

it's fine to learn multiple languages

but you shouldn't start multiple languages at once

[rose jungle]

True

That's messy

[pine ginkgo]

indeed

[rose jungle]

Eh? I'm listening to a band called Eisblume

And like

It's.... "The River Flows In You" with singing and drums and stuff o.O

Song is called Für immer

What copyright murder is this? this is one of the coolest things I've heard though

[sour mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drdJaBrA3ns Okay so from 17:59 what is that girl trying to say?

[sudden panther]

Probably something along the lines of "Remember when le smelly rosbifs invaded and stole all our wine and snails honhonhon??? That sucked. :("

[sour mesa]

oh my goodness arrem

You silly meme

[ocean robin]

"Tu sais combien ces pantalons m'ont coûté!"
"You know how much these jeans costed me/how expensive these jeans were!"

[sour mesa]

No

That conversation in the bathroom

Afterwards

[ocean robin]

oh okay

[sour mesa]

When I translated it I came to the thought of something inappropiate

[ocean robin]

"Je pense que Stéphane va me donner un job, super!"
"Euh, non, Sacha. Je croid qu'il a une autre idée derrière la tête!"
"Quoi? Enfin, pourquoi a-t-il acheté ces robes?"
"Parce que... parce que... oh non, tu ne crois pas, avec moi? Ahh, au boulot on l'appelle le poulpe. Ah mais je comprends maintenant."
Have fun. :)

[sour mesa]

For some reason that looks like that man wants to "touch" her

[humble shuttle]

What the fuck, you are talking about strange things 😮

[sour mesa]

For some reason that looks like that man wants to "touch" her

"Octopus"

[ocean robin]

yeeah it's weird

[sleek valve]

Hey! Nola & Flappy, wanna practice a bit?

[humble shuttle]

What the fuck, you are talking about strange things 😮

[sour mesa]

Ehm

[ocean robin]

😮

I DUNNO OKAY

[sour mesa]

Maybe.....

Like

[ocean robin]

WHAT KIND OF SITUATION IS THIS

I am too pure to understand

:>

Why not Grey?

[sleek valve]

Why the hell is there a french text in here?

[tribal warren]

even I understand it

[ocean robin]

I must sleep in one hour though.

[sour mesa]

Flappy

[sleek valve]

better than nothing, though

[tribal warren]

is it bad I understand that shiet

[ocean robin]

Do you come with us Brg

uh I don't know

[tribal warren]

Flappy you're too innocent, stay out of it

[ocean robin]

okay

I don't get it actually

[sleek valve]

still, we will? need a B2+ to correct. Can you handle it Floops?

[sour mesa]

I need to like turn in a trig research, an english essay, a german "film" for a "sollicitation", and a french dossier and a dutch book report

[ocean robin]

A B2 holy 😮

[sour mesa]

@tribal warren Yeah it's strange shiet

[ocean robin]

I'll try.

[sour mesa]

Oh

[sleek valve]

Busy schedule, Nola, yet you're here :3

[sour mesa]

Yeah

You need to take brakes

Otherwise you won't have a clear mind

[sleek valve]

Still better than me, have a Power Electronics exam on saturday 😢

[ocean robin]

😦

[sour mesa]

Saturday?

Wew

That is quite some cultural difference

[ocean robin]

I have 2 tests next Thursday x.x

[sleek valve]

it's like 25% of the year's grade and still didn't study that much.

[ocean robin]

And the French one is 3 hours long 👌

kill mr

[sour mesa]

3 HOURS

[ocean robin]

YEAH

[sour mesa]

RIP

[ocean robin]

FOR A LAME TEST LIKE THAT

[sleek valve]

Well, normally, the weekend is Friday and Saturday but we could have have exams on saturday since they are like 6 or 7 in like 12 to 16 days.

RIP, Flappy

[ocean robin]

):

[sour mesa]

Im first gonna finish my french and english

Maybe I can talk for a bit afterwards

[ocean robin]

And I also have a Physics test

[sour mesa]

Where is it about?

[sleek valve]

where ?!

[ocean robin]

What we're doing here is just amazing though

[sour mesa]

What*

[ocean robin]

Uh, molecules? Something like that?

[sour mesa]

Wew

Next test is energy for us

[ocean robin]

this is just plain amazing

[sour mesa]

Got a good grade for electricity

[ocean robin]

I did those exercises with pure joy

[sour mesa]

That's a good first step to persueing your dream

That's a good first step to persueing your dream

[sleek valve]

I did those exercises with pure joy
this is most important thing

[ocean robin]

just look at this lmao

[sour mesa]

WEW

[ocean robin]

Was so funking fun to do aye

[sour mesa]

That looks like chemistry lol

[ocean robin]

well yes

[sleek valve]

^

[ocean robin]

[sour mesa]

amine

I know that

[ocean robin]

^^

[sour mesa]

👀

[ocean robin]

I must nail that test though

[sour mesa]

But what even is that structure?

[ocean robin]

idk maaan

[sudden panther]

The only thing I still remember about chemistry is Tom Lehrer's periodic table song.

[sour mesa]

lmao

[ocean robin]

these two

[sour mesa]

That is the best song ever

[tribal warren]

@ocean robin organic chemistry?

it's amazing

[ocean robin]

oh fucking yes

[tribal warren]

are you learning functions? honhon carboxhonlyic acid

[ocean robin]

yes

[tribal warren]

alcohonhol

[sour mesa]

functions?

[tribal warren]

yes in organic chemistry they're called functions

[pine ginkgo]

alcohonhonhon

[sour mesa]

wow

[sleek valve]

probably literal translation

[tribal warren]

or functional groups

[ocean robin]

these

[tribal warren]

I love it too, Flappy

[sour mesa]

Wow

[tribal warren]

oh you're learning in english?

[ocean robin]

no

[sudden panther]

How's that English you meme.

[ocean robin]

These are French names

[tribal warren]

oh I didn't read properly

[sleek valve]

go sleep, you meme

[ocean robin]

^^

[sudden panther]

Chemistry is such a meme science. You should all do CS instead.

[tribal warren]

looks like portuguese, álcool, aldeído, cetona, ácido carboxílico, éster, amina e amida

[ocean robin]

whoa

[tribal warren]

they didn't teach you eter, Flappy?

[ocean robin]

nah 🤷

[sour mesa]

It's such a shame

[tribal warren]

I see maybe they'll teach you later

[sour mesa]

In this world, they don't even make programming a obligated subject

[ocean robin]

The test will be focusing about gravitational interaction (literal translation, lol sorry) movement and this

[tribal warren]

if you ever want help with that Flappy, dm me, I love that subject

oh, gravitation

?

[ocean robin]

Oh, I think I am alright here, I just need to see if I got these exercises right

[sudden panther]

g = 9.81 m/s^2
I'll take my physics degree now.

[tribal warren]

approximately

I'll take your physics degree now

[ocean robin]

Yeah, with G*([mA*mB]/d^2)

Oh shit.

[tribal warren]

ah, I see

[sudden panther]

Oooh.

[tribal warren]

LEL

[sudden panther]

G = 6 * 10^somethingsmall

[tribal warren]

haha

[sudden panther]

I'll take my second degree now.

[ocean robin]

basically that's the formula I've learnt

[tribal warren]

6.67 * 10^-11

Arreng

[sudden panther]

See. I nailed it.

[tribal warren]

and you missed the unit

[sudden panther]

idk the unit mang it's hard.

[ocean robin]

oh is it Newton

[sudden panther]

Newtonsomethings.

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

no

[ocean robin]

oh shit

[tribal warren]

F=Gmm/d^2, right?

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

you know that F is Newtons, mass is kg and d is meters

so isolate G

[ocean robin]

yes

[tribal warren]

and find out it's unit

[ocean robin]

hmmm

[tribal warren]

you can do that

[ocean robin]

If it's not Newton, lemme search a bit.

[tribal warren]

btw Netwon can be expressed as Kg*m/s²

NO

[ocean robin]

TIL

[tribal warren]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEARCH IT

only forces are expressed in Newtons, Flappy

G is a constant in that case

[ocean robin]

oh shit

;u;

[tribal warren]

do what I told you

get the formula

switch the letters with their units of measurement and isolate G

[sudden panther]

Won't even latex the formula, cheeky shit.

[ocean robin]

so yeah okay

Waiiiiit.

Hasn't G*(mA/mB) always g as 9,81 N/kg as a result? 🤔

[tribal warren]

no Flappy

g and G are different

[sudden panther]

N/kg triggers me so much.

[tribal warren]

g is the gravitational acceleration in earth

[ocean robin]

Yeah, I know that G = 6,67*10^-11 and g is approximately 9,81 🤔

Lol Arrem, blame teacher.

[sudden panther]

"Yeeea boy, my car is accelerating at 10 newtons per kilogram"

[tribal warren]

okay

Isolate [G]

[ocean robin]

okay so what the heck is this

[sudden panther]

LOL WTF BERG

BRB DINNER

[tribal warren]

that's called finding a unit of measurement, Flappy

[sudden panther]

Do stuff to that expression until G remains alone on one side.

Isolate it.

Take it away from all of its friends.

Make it lonely. Make it cry in the corner because it's stupid and alone.

And it'll tell you its unit.

[rose jungle]

Wowe

[sudden panther]

Math can be brutal man.

[tribal warren]

we can start with soemthing easier, Flappy

[rose jungle]

Iz da real deel

[ocean robin]

I know what I am supposed to do but I dunno how

[rose jungle]

Yo

[tribal warren]

what's the unit of measurement for Time, Distance and Speed

[sour mesa]

🤔

[ocean robin]

Time is seconds, speed is m/s and space is Newtons?

Oh shit

[sudden panther]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[tribal warren]

I memed the translation

[sour mesa]

I recently learned about this thing called CPT and something after it

[ocean robin]

Distance is meters then.

[tribal warren]

but what was Newtons for again? I just told you 😛

yes

so what's the formula for speed

[sour mesa]

Symmetry or something

[tribal warren]

the most basic one

[sudden panther]

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out?

[ocean robin]

v = d/t

[tribal warren]

okay

[rose jungle]

Btw I'm looking for a German verb... Pretty common but I've forgotten about it.... It's... 'drennen' or 'drehen', something like that

[tribal warren]

so now let's say you don't know the unit for distance, okay?

[sudden panther]

Drehen exists.

[ocean robin]

okay

[tribal warren]

and you know that v is in m/s and t is in s

[rose jungle]

Arrem do u know gib knowledge pls

[ocean robin]

Drehen is to turn.

[tribal warren]

you have this righto

[ocean robin]

yas

[sudden panther]

I just gave you knowledge. You'll have to tell me what verb you want, to get more specific one though. 😛

[tribal warren]

okay, now switch V and D for their respective units of measurement

and since you don't know t, write it as [t] (this means unit of t)

[ocean robin]

d = v*t?

[sudden panther]

Ayyy. You can multiply.

[tribal warren]

no, literally switch the unit of measurement, Flappy

[sudden panther]

But that's not what he wnts.

[rose jungle]

Yes Google said it's to turn... Aber... It's idk... It sounded like drennen to me so I googled it but Google hates me x.x

[ocean robin]

oh shit

[tribal warren]

commuter chaque lettre avec son unité de mesure respective

idk if that helps

[ocean robin]

hmmm

🤔

[sudden panther]

trennen, maybe?

[tribal warren]

and remember what I said, you don't know the unit for t, so you just write [t]

[rose jungle]

Maybe. What does that mean?

[ocean robin]

oh maybe

[tribal warren]

just try it

[sudden panther]

Separate.

[rose jungle]

Aah. Could it be like... Separate people? Like lovers apart or so?

I've heard it in songs so y'know, love and all that

[sudden panther]

Yes, yes it could.

[ocean robin]

[t] = m/(s*s)? 🤔

[tribal warren]

not quite

[sudden panther]

Break up is also a meaning.

[ocean robin]

Ops.

[tribal warren]

use the original formula, Flappy

v=d/t

so...

[ocean robin]

Oh.

m/s = m/[t]

[rose jungle]

Ah. Then it makes sense :) thank you dank Santa

[tribal warren]

YES

now isolate [t]

[ocean robin]

[t] = m/(m*s)

[tribal warren]

not quite, Flappy, you memed a thing

[ocean robin]

Actually no.

I flopsed.

[tribal warren]

yes, but you've noticed it

[sudden panther]

Fookin Flooop.

[ocean robin]

[t] = m*(m/s)

[tribal warren]

no, Flappy, you memed another thing now

[sudden panther]

fooooooookin floooooooop

[ocean robin]

ahhhhh whhhhhhy

[sudden panther]

Write it out on a piece of paper.

[tribal warren]

yea

[sudden panther]

Don't just write stuff randomly.

[tribal warren]

Flappy this is pretty cool to know

pls don't flop out

I believe in you

btw, you do already know the answer. You know that the answer has to be the unit of measurement of TIME

this is just a demonstration of how you can find any unit of measurement using other units of measurement

[ocean robin]

okay

So I wrote the formula there and I still have to find the formula with [t] isolated

[tribal warren]

yes

what should be the answer, flappy? What should be [t], given that's how you write "unit of measurement of t"?

[ocean robin]

Well it should be s obviously since speed is m/s

[tribal warren]

exactly

so you do get the purpose of this, right, switching each letter for its unit of measurement

[ocean robin]

Wait.

Yeah.

[tribal warren]

okay, so did you finish that thing?

[nocturne frost]

After this group is done with you floops you'll be the smartest fox on the planet

[ocean robin]

So it must be written as [t] = something?

[tribal warren]

well

yes

Flappy I think you don't understand the exercise xD

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

I'll dm you one sec

[viscid star]

the big brown flops jumps over the lazy borg

[sudden panther]

Can we please stop teaching Flops everything and focus on teaching her how and when to ask questions?

[sour mesa]

oof

[cold vessel]

http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

I find this page amusing because people seem to like to link it in IRC, but it's so long you'd never get anyone to read it

[lost dagger]

I actually heard the "dem Mann sein Auto" type construction (instead of das Auto des Mannes) in real life!

[dusk fractal]

Because German people cant speak German ^

[dusk fractal]

I hate when people talk like this

😂

[raw prawn]

Didn't even know you could have that

[dusk fractal]

It sounds very wrong tho I would just use the first and second form

[raw prawn]

Third form seems OK, but I guess it's regional. I knew a guy who introduced himself with "Ich bin der Daniel"

[twilit garden]

it would/should be marked as wrong if you write it in an exam

[raw prawn]

Good to know

[twilit garden]

well "Ich bin der Daniel" is perfectly fine

[dusk fractal]

What a weird language

[sudden panther]

Can confirm. We totally do that.

[raw prawn]

I was near Hannover when I met that guy, so I guess he wasn't from around there

Or maybe just slightly more to the south

[twilit garden]

Bellmann (1990, 274) hat festgestellt, dass in dem Satz „(Der) Peter hat sehr gut vorgelesen“ (Lehrer zur Klasse) auch ein Teil seiner Informanten aus dem Norden den Artikel setzen würden, die ansonsten keinen Artikel verwenden, und erklärt dies mit der Expressivität dieser lobenden Äußerung. Nach unseren Karten scheint jedoch auch bei einer neutralen Äußerung der Bezug auf Schüler (oder Kinder allgemein?) den Gebrauch des Artikels zu begünstigen.

http://www.atlas-alltagssprache.de/artikelvorname/

[raw prawn]

Gilt diese Erklärung nur für Hochdeutsch oder ist das generell? Der Daniel war ja kein Schüler

[twilit garden]

idk, but you'll hear it in introductions a lot

[raw prawn]

k

Well one would assume that if you know the person you'll know their gender

[exotic flower]

👀 That is what one would want you to think.

[raw prawn]

dun dun dun

[hushed oriole]

In Spain we use too articles before the name, specially in the south, but it's considered rather vulgar and people would look at you with superiority

[raw prawn]

huh

[cold vessel]

Not a single person says der Schlüssel der Anna?

[raw prawn]

huh. guess not

[cold vessel]

A bit odd that that's not a thing

[twilit garden]

i can only imagine it in a context where there are several Annas and it's used for emphasis

"Das ist der Schlüssel der Anna, die 18 ist, nicht der anderen Anna."

[raw prawn]

^^

[crystal delta]

Dem Nemo sein Bild macht voll Sinn

[hot cloak]

Tut Sinn machen*

[pine ginkgo]

*geht voll klar

[hot cloak]

izz korrekt?

[crystal delta]

Nah das tun nehmen ich in Franken net an, ja?!?

[timber glade]

Hab ich grad Franken gehört?

How to summon Chica 101

[pine ginkgo]

FRANKENREICH

[crystal delta]

Franken ftw <3

[timber glade]

yaaaaaa

wo in franken lebst du?

[crystal delta]

In der Nähe von Würzburg^^

[pine ginkgo]

FRANKENBURG

[timber glade]

OMG

ICH WOHN IN NÜRNBERG

das ist ja voll nah

[sturdy shadow]

@thick charm und? Wie findest du den neuen cast?

[pine ginkgo]

catto wohnt bestimmt in Fürth

rennt

🙀

[timber glade]

willst du mal nen echten hasen sehn? dann komm vorbei ;^)

[crystal delta]

X^)

[pine ginkgo]

hasenpups!

[timber glade]

[pine ginkgo]

chicoa hat die größten hasen 😏

[timber glade]

;^)

[crystal delta]

Sieht sehr danach aus :P

[timber glade]

ohoho owo

[torn kindle]

How to summon Chica too: Xin Chào!

[timber glade]

XIN CHÀO EM

❤

[rose jungle]

Warum müssen meine Nachbarn Karaoke singen? 😭 ich möchte schlafen

[timber glade]

oropax

[raw prawn]

:(

[pine ginkgo]

damit du mitsingen kannst :o

[raw prawn]

Lol

[rose jungle]

Meeeh

Sie singen wie Krähen

[timber glade]

ich singe unter der dusche obwohl ich genau weiß, dass mich jeder hört

c r y

ICH KOMME MIR UNTER DER DUSCHE SO ALLEINE VOR

und ignoriere den rest

gomen neighbors

[rose jungle]

XD

[pine ginkgo]

deine hasen hören dich doch

😱

und dein freund 😱

[rose jungle]

Boing boing

[timber glade]

die hasen mögen das komischerweise....

mein freund hat mir nichts zu sagen wenn ich unter der dusche bin

:^(

außerdem war ich zwei tage lang sauer auf ihn, da hatte er mir sowieso ncihts zu sagen 😤

[pine ginkgo]

woa

was hat er getan 😱

[timber glade]

er hat mich angeschrien und gemeine digne zu mir gesagt :^(

und ich bin verletzlich :^(

[pine ginkgo]

böser niklas 😦

[timber glade]

Jaa :^(

[pine ginkgo]

chicoa braucht liebe 😦

[torn kindle]

unter der Dusche fühle ich mich weniger alleine als in der Schule lol

[timber glade]

er hat sich auch entschuldigt und war richtig lieb zu mir

sesky komm auf meine schule, du wirst niemals alleine sein, nichtmal auf dem klo

[torn kindle]

Chicoa wird geliebt <3

[timber glade]

eue

[pine ginkgo]

moment was

[torn kindle]

Glaub mir, auf meiner bin ich auch nicht alleine :D

[timber glade]

ich begleite dich zum klo uwu und helf dir gerne uwu

[torn kindle]

Nawwww ;w;

[pine ginkgo]

helfen 🤔

[timber glade]

man muss doch anderen gutes tun uwu

immer helfen, wo's nur geht uwu

[quasi merlin]

W-was?

[torn kindle]

Du bist so lieb ;A;

[timber glade]

mika dir kann ich leider nciht helfen :^(

darf nicht aufs männerklo

hab da ncihts verloren

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[timber glade]

such da auch ncihts

[pine ginkgo]

was, wenn mikah aufs frauenklo geht? 🤔

[torn kindle]

Ich geh Mika helfen ♡

Ich geh da einfach rein lol

[pine ginkgo]

lol, ich bin einmal auf der schule, als ich übelst hart pissen musste, einmal außersehen aufs mädchenklo gegangen

[torn kindle]

Juckt mich nicht xD

[quasi merlin]

Danke, nein.

[torn kindle]

Noooooooob

[pine ginkgo]

war dann sehr verwundert, dass da keine urinale waren

[timber glade]

ich will das was im männerklo vorgeht nciht sehen 8(

[pine ginkgo]

"zum glück" war aber sonst grad keiner aufm klo

[timber glade]

HAHAHAHA

zum Glück

zum Glück sagt er

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[torn kindle]

Auch keine maulnde mürte?

[pine ginkgo]

nicht unbedingt mein fetisch, tut mir leid

🤔

[timber glade]

Also ein Freund von uns hat beschlossen, dass Niklas es gerne plätschern hört.

[pine ginkgo]

...beschlossen?

[timber glade]

Als wir noch frisch zusammen waren, war ich mal bei ihm auf'm Klo und im Flur war es dunkel.. als ich rauskam, war Nick plötzlich vor der Tür gestanden und ich hab mich so erschrocken, dass ich angefangen hab zu weinen (hab angst im dunkeln ((mann wie bin ich eigentlich 21 geworden)))

er wollte mich fragen, was ich zu abend essen möchte

das haben wir nem kumpel erzählt

und der meinte "sicher? ich glaube, er hört es gerne plätschern"

[pine ginkgo]

lol

[quasi merlin]

O-okay ..

[pine ginkgo]

bist du sicher, dass du 21 bist 🤔

[timber glade]

Nein :^(

eine freundin von mir ist total erwachsen, genau wie man sich einen erwachsenen vorstellt

[pine ginkgo]

die sind schlimm 😱

[timber glade]

und heute hat sich herausgestellt, dass sie jünger ist als ich

:^(

[pine ginkgo]

oh

passiert :o

[timber glade]

ich bin mit der welt nicht klargekommen

[pine ginkgo]

du hast nen freund, nen job und ne eigene wohnung, irgendwie wird es schon, chicoa

🤔

[timber glade]

und studiere nebenbei energietechnik

wie mach cih das eigentlich

[pine ginkgo]

gute frage 🤔

[timber glade]

ich mein ich weiß ich hab wenig selbstvertrauen, aber ich weiß auch in etwa wie ich auf andere leute wirke

kann mir nciht vorstellen dass diese chica n leben hat

ganz ehrlich

in letzter zeit werd ich immer so persönlich in chats

[pine ginkgo]

😱

[timber glade]

wir sollten über was anderes reden

[pine ginkgo]

hasenpupse!

😱

[timber glade]

erzählt mal was

meine hasen pupsen nicht

die hatten durchfall :^(

aber jetzt ist wieder alles gut

[pine ginkgo]

oh shit

[timber glade]

ohhhh und die sind gewachsen. der braune ist totaaaal glatt geworden

[pine ginkgo]

im wahrsten sinne

[timber glade]

ffjsdklfjskdf

[pine ginkgo]

total glatt? :o

[timber glade]

das komische ist, der braune pinkelt immer den weißen an

dann sit er einen tag lang gelb

[pine ginkgo]

uhm.

[timber glade]

und am nächsten tag isser weider weiß

[quasi merlin]

Was

Zur

[timber glade]

anscheinend putzen die ihn

[quasi merlin]

Hölle

[timber glade]

markieren---

kennt ihr das nciht ???

oh gott hab cih schon wieder was komisches gesagt

hunde und katzen markieren auch dinge, die "ihnen gehören"

[pine ginkgo]

mhh, das gegenseiting anpinkeln hab ich bisher noch nicht gehört :o

[timber glade]

und unser brauner hase markiert halt besonders gerne

[pine ginkgo]

aber ne freundin hat nur zwei männliche hasen

[timber glade]

und er mag den weißen sehr gerne

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[timber glade]

ich hab drei

[pine ginkgo]

... ich muss mal nachfragen

[timber glade]

und zwei weibchen

[pine ginkgo]

so viele? 😱

[timber glade]

die pinkeln auch unsere wand an.... anscheinend mögen sie die

oder dahin wo wir sind

unser Hörnchen wird total gerne gestreichelt und ist auch mega eifersüchtig

[pine ginkgo]

ich glaub die kaninchen der freundin kacken lieber überall hin 🤔

die lassen sich leider nicht so gerne streicheln :(

[timber glade]

wenn du das andere Weibchen streichelst, stupst sie und beißt dann, bis du sie weider streichelst

ohhh :^(((((

[pine ginkgo]

die kommen gerne an und "kuscheln" ein bisl

aber nicht anfassen dann x.x

wenn du sie streichen willst, laufen die weg :(

[rose jungle]

Aww

[torn kindle]

Luna darf ich dich markieren?

[timber glade]

ohhhhhhh

[pine ginkgo]

uhm

...womit

[quasi merlin]

Eh.

[timber glade]

die weibchen sind ganz speziell

[quasi merlin]

Permanent-Marker

[rose jungle]

[timber glade]

die kuscheln gerne

und dann, wenn du sie zurück in den käfig bringst, stampfen und knurren die

und sind sauer

[pine ginkgo]

rennen deine kaninchen mit fullspeed durch die wohnung?

[rose jungle]

Aww

[timber glade]

JAAAA

TOTAL SÜSS

[pine ginkgo]

lol

als ich auf dem sofa gelegen habe

kamen die manchmal angerannt

und dann voll gegen tischbeine oder so geknallt

[torn kindle]

Also es gibt auch einen Fetisch für anpissen 🤔

[pine ginkgo]

bestimmt 🤔

[rose jungle]

🤣

[timber glade]

fFJSDKFJSKDG

Natursekt uwu

[torn kindle]

Sicher dass du das nicht selbst warst Lunchen?

[pine ginkgo]

ich knall gegen tischkanten

nicht tischbeine

🤔

das sieht aber so putzig aus

die rennen so schnell

versuchen dann zu bremsen

sliden dann gegen das tischbein

purzeln danach weg

[timber glade]

TOTAL NIEDLICH

[torn kindle]

Ich bin heute erst gegen einen Tische gelaufen und 2 Sekunden später gehen einen Stuhl

[timber glade]

ich lieb das

[pine ginkgo]

und laufen wieder gegen irgendwas anderes

[torn kindle]

Anna hat mich ausgelacht :^(

[timber glade]

einer unserer hasen ist auch unter der heizung voll gerne durchgekrabbelt

[pine ginkgo]

hätt ich vermutlich auch getan, sesky

🤔

[timber glade]

sah total witzig aus

[quasi merlin]

Seska, du solltest gucken, wo du hinläufst. 🤔

[torn kindle]

Und dann hätte ich dir eine geklatscht 🤔

[pine ginkgo]

😱

[torn kindle]

Ich war zu beschäftigt mit Tanzen beim gehen xD

[quasi merlin]

Dann guck hin, wo du hintanzt.

:D

[pine ginkgo]

wer tut das schon :D

[torn kindle]

Lol

Sollte ich vermutlich

Und auch drauf achten wer mir dabei zuguckt

[pine ginkgo]

die tische müssen platz machen beim tanzen qwq

[quasi merlin]

Jemand OW?

Tische spawnen auch immer an so unpraktischen Stellen. 😛

[timber glade]

ich laufe gegen türrahmen

ich bin auf einem ganz anderem level als ihr

[pine ginkgo]

ich laufe gegen betten

[torn kindle]

Ich liege in Betten

[timber glade]

und ich schließe meine faust zu früh, wenn ich den türgriff nehmen möchte udn schlage mit meiner faust gegen die türklinke

[pine ginkgo]

lol

[torn kindle]

xD

[pine ginkgo]

wtf chica

[timber glade]

hand-augen-koordination im arsch

[torn kindle]

Du bist so unfassbar süß Chica ;A;

[timber glade]

omg??????? Ja ich will

[pine ginkgo]

gut, dass wir so weit auseinander sind grad

sonst würdest du mir eine hauen xD

[timber glade]

im arsch meinste

jk

ignorier mich

[pine ginkgo]

...wat

[timber glade]

owo;;;;;

ignorier mich

[torn kindle]

✊ isch mach disch Klatsche

[timber glade]

ich versuch grad mir kosenamen für seska auszudenken aber das so schwer

[torn kindle]

Hehehe >:3

[pine ginkgo]

sesky 🤔

[quasi merlin]

Ich versuche mir zu überlegen ob ich Tracer oder Mercy spielen soll.

[pine ginkgo]

wolltest du nicht reaper anfangen?

[quasi merlin]

Stimmt!

Reaper it is, then.

How could I forget

[pine ginkgo]

klau einfach casca alle seine helden

:D

[torn kindle]

Spiel Ana

Werd ana pro

[quasi merlin]

Ich komm mit Genji nicht klar, Luna.

[pine ginkgo]

mann, ich war mal gut mit ana x.x

[torn kindle]

So wie RyuJeHong ;v;

[pine ginkgo]

nicht soooo gut

aber seinetwegen hab ich mit ana angefangen

vorher fand ich ana doof

[torn kindle]

Lol

Ich hab wegen ihm ne Zeitlang wieder Zen gespielt gehabt

Und wegen Fleta spiele ich wieder pharrah xD

[pine ginkgo]

die ana nerfs sind trotzdem nervig gewesen damals D:

[torn kindle]

True

[pine ginkgo]

der grenade nerf war böse x.x

der rest war mir wurscht

[torn kindle]

JeHong ist Zen und Ana Gott~

Zu viele Asiaten bei overwatch League.

[pine ginkgo]

hehe

london spitfire

amerikaner, die koreaner sponsern

:D

ich hab mir nen seoul dynasty skin geholt :o

[quasi merlin]

Ich auch.

[pine ginkgo]

mercy in dem schwarz sieht schon ganz hot aus 🤔

aber ich kann den witch mercy skin nicht replacen

hab daher den moira skin genommen, weil ich bisher die moira skins nicht so toll find

:o

[torn kindle]

Hab mir Tracer geholt

[pine ginkgo]

ihr seid alle kweebs

[torn kindle]

Saebyeolbe ist 22 ;o;

Was ein Baby ~

[pine ginkgo]

baby 🤔

[torn kindle]

FL0W3R IST 17

WTF

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[pine ginkgo]

baby 🤔

[rose jungle]

:o reden wir auf Gamers aus Korea?

[torn kindle]

über Gamer*

Ja!

[rose jungle]

Cool

Ich hatte eine ex, die gegen die Koreaner in den Weltmeisterschaften Osu gespielt hat

(^pls correct idk what I'm doing)

How do you say 'who' in this case? Like "I had an ex, who..."

I used dass but that feels wrong

[pine ginkgo]

was your ex male or female?

[rose jungle]

Female

[pine ginkgo]

alright

then

then you only have to replace dass by die

[rose jungle]

Ah okay. Thanks :)

[opal sequoia]

When you can use who/which/etc., something that refers to something/someone, then you can't use dass. You only use dass when it's like "I think that..." or "She knows that...", this kind of "that". Makes sense?

[rose jungle]

Aah

[raw prawn]

Who’s Fl0w3r

[rose jungle]

Yes I think so. Big thank for helps.

[torn kindle]

A dude from South Korea overwatch team

[raw prawn]

Oh

[torn kindle]

Inactive for NY Excelsior

[cold vessel]

@rose jungle dass = att, der/die/das/etc. as relative pronouns = som

[pine ginkgo]

the houston outlaws skins also look pretty :o

[rose jungle]

Yeah I thought that dass was like att, thanks for clarifying :) 💜

[torn kindle]

I only find dynastys and gladiators bootyful

[rose jungle]

And der/die/das is like som? Cool.

[cold vessel]

Yeah. Don't know why the Germans need so many words for it 🙄

[sudden panther]

Confuse learners more = learners buy more books = git more money.
It's all according to plan. 👌 :tinfoilhat:

[rose jungle]

Maybe I should start using Swedish more as a, uh, Mittlersprache (can I say that?) for German? I tend to use English for that for any language but Swedish is closer to German. I mean, I think in German when I can but for when I can't

[opal sequoia]

Swedish is closer to German?

[rose jungle]

Than English yeah

[opal sequoia]

Wow, I wouldn't have thought that. Interesting.

[raw prawn]

Lol arrem

[rose jungle]

👍

[thick charm]

Muss erst noch damit warm werden, @sturdy shadow Hat aber auf jeden Fall Potential

[sturdy shadow]

Liam wird mir beinahe zu edgy...

Idontknowwhatiexpected.gif

Molly ist aber cool

Und Yasha. Yooooo

[thick charm]

Travis kann mit seinen Stats viel mehr anstellen. Das wird witzig

[sturdy shadow]

"Im bo', cuz my parents wanted a boy"

[raw prawn]

As opposed to?

Schwer can also mean difficult

like schwierig

In English it might be better translated as "with difficulty"

[hot cloak]

5 Minuten sprechen

Mit jemand

🙏

Bitte

[opal sequoia]

@mellow mist I'm going to play games now, but we can continue this exercise later. Then I'll give you the list and you can maybe use it as a checklist of things to learn/review.

[mellow mist]

@opal sequoia sorry I completely forgot about you dear Base, I'll ping you tomorrow when I can think of stuff with a clear mind and then we can continue ^^

That way you can have fun playing your game and you won't have to split your concentration, same goes for me :p

I'll ping ya tomorrow my friend ^^

[opal sequoia]

Yes.

Enjoy.

[opal sequoia]

🙀

Nice.

[rose jungle]

Dank

[rose jungle]

What do you call memes that are so good you're thankful they were made?

Danke memes

😇

[raw prawn]

..... wow

[rose jungle]

😊

Ich bin stolz auf mich

[raw prawn]

Eh. Das ist gut, auch wenn der Witz nichts Besonderes ist

[rose jungle]

Der ist doch ein Meisterstück 😮

[raw prawn]

sure

[rose jungle]

🤔 du scheinst sarkastisch

[raw prawn]

Gut bemerkt

[rose jungle]

🤔 hmm

[raw prawn]

not bad

[rose jungle]

Sieht lecker aus

[twin ginkgo]

Where on Earth is this resturant

❤ p ❤

[raw prawn]

korea

[twin ginkgo]

ooooo~

[rose jungle]

does the whoop dance thing

[sturdy shadow]

@pallid kelp do not watch Pop Team Epic

you'll die

don't watch it

@ocean robin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE-tLGpIlmA

Pop Team Epic on Paris

[ocean robin]

oh yes

[sturdy shadow]

i still don't know what they're saying

lol

imagine that being in an anime

out of the blue

that's the original dub of it

[hushed oriole]

https://twitter.com/FreeMemesKids/status/952206715084333056

Dank Memes 💎💎💎 (@FreeMemesKids)

https://t.co/bm3YpKbpeT

Twitter

someone should explain this...

[whole rapids]

why is there a sign for a German school?

[fierce apex]

Because it was made by a 'murican?

[hushed oriole]

every time someone says murican i think of Murcian

[full falcon]

students behind have no desks tho

[ocean robin]

lmaooo Erik 👌

[sturdy shadow]

what do they even say?

I speak neither french nor spanish and can't find subs

[ocean robin]

Something about doing the right moves and having an idea when going to Paris and stuff.

[sturdy shadow]

ah

[rose jungle]

Cute porn

[full falcon]

lmao

[rose jungle]

Süss, na?

[pallid kelp]

@sturdy shadow dafuc is that

[sturdy shadow]

an anime

that features the following things:

Your Name

Skyrim

Idols

Fidget Spinners

France (in french)

the same episode twice

within an episode

Beef or Chicken? YOUR LIFE IS SPARED TODAY

... and that's just the first episode

[pallid kelp]

I watched some random video from youtube which included some of what you listed

i am none the wiser

[sturdy shadow]

I'd love to say it makes sense in context of the show

but i'd be lying

[finite yew]

YOUR NAME?

shit I gotta watch this then

[mellow mist]

a really quick question to Native English speakers or other people, is m capitalized when you write "mr" ?

[hot cloak]

yes

[mellow mist]

Thanks ox1 ^^

[whole rapids]

@hot cloak or we can discuss here

since here is quiet

what did you last see?

[hot cloak]

not much, I'm in a computer game 😮

[whole rapids]

Alright, then, don't worry about taking up my time. I don't really have any major commitments currently so I am dedicating myself to improving my German (and programming). Helping others also helps me in this pursuit.

So if you need regular help, just ask.

[hot cloak]

Sounds like you are pretty dedicated already! But I would be very happy to have some help once in in a while

[mellow mist]

Can I just image search a slide from a slideshow and hope that Google would find the origin of that slide?

Is that a long shot?

[lilac dew]

very long

because

google doesn't save that under images

[lost dagger]

you could try, 🔥👁

[mellow mist]

I've actually finished that assignment for that, but thanks snek! XD

[viscid star]

You could have searched for the text

[rose jungle]

Snek! No mlems!

[rose jungle]

Anyone else get obsessed with songs and just listen to them over and over?

[ocean robin]

YES

[quasi merlin]

Yep.

[rose jungle]

Happens a lot for me 😄

[quasi merlin]

Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wtfhZwyrcc

[ocean robin]

mika why did you remind me this song

[rose jungle]

Listening to a Norwegian/Samí punk band now. Caught them on TV yesterday.

[ocean robin]

ah I must listen to it now

[fair iron]

Mika, is that what I think it is?

[ocean robin]

yes casca

[quasi merlin]

It's pain.

I mean

[fair iron]

^^

[quasi merlin]

*PAIN

[ocean robin]

PAIN

[full falcon]

french people so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

[ocean robin]

unoriginal joke

[rose jungle]

https://youtu.be/tfXGh8v3R1E

[full falcon]

I knooow but I want this tshirt

[rose jungle]

Me and my Norwegian patriotism.

[full falcon]

except I wouldn't wear it because I only wear shirts now

._.

[ocean robin]

https://youtu.be/61f_KQR0h6Y This one for me is just so special and I can't stop listening it. I feel happy... and sad at the same time?

[cold vessel]

I'm curious, do you understand the lyrics, @rose jungle?

They aren't that easy to make out 🤔

[full falcon]

can happen, everything is possible with music

[rose jungle]

It's punk, it's hard to understand no matter the language :p

But somewhat? XD

That's a lyric video so

[full falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSpBGcDjiug

[cold vessel]

Ignoring the written lyrics obviously 😛

[rose jungle]

Ah

Well it's hard then :p

But mainly because it's punk, rather than because it's Norwegian XD

[cold vessel]

How well do you understand spoken Norwegian?

[ocean robin]

I don't want a lot fir Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you ever know
Make my wish come true,
All I want for Christmas iiiiiis you
Hell this song is amazing and I am still singing it in January help. ❤

[fair iron]

^^

[hushed oriole]

that song is truly a bop

[rose jungle]

Henb I live 20 min from the border. I often don't even react or think about it when someone is speaking Norwegian. I understand much Norwegian better than certain Swedish dialects :p I understand it quite well

[ancient spade]

awesome

[pine ginkgo]

a base face 😱

[whole rapids]

the nose almost looks 3D

[hot cloak]

That is "base"-ically a masterpiece 🥁 badum-tshh

[fair iron]

@hot cloak

[hot cloak]

Yes

Looks good ^^

[fair iron]

That's an understatement, and you know it. :P

[hot cloak]

The right nostril looks kinda odd though. Maybe it's shadows. The lips don't fit into the perspective, if she smiles, you should show it clearer.

Well he hasn't finished yet, so it's hard to tell 🤔

Right eye's shadows are strange.

[sudden panther]

Foxxo should really get into programming so we can talk shit about her work as well.

[opal sequoia]

The lips are really bad though. 😄

I don't know how to draw them, they're so difficult.

[full falcon]

I can C it coming

[hot cloak]

You should understand it as geometry, then you will understand how shadows work

I mean you're a mathematician. It should be easy for you.

[astral elm]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/KfZuAm_FSVDbkgToeGNHSppIRdggwIi75l1HB84IuiE/https/thumb.gyazo.com/thumb/1200/_3ef97d36251d520cd59df72614f13336-png.jpg

little character i'm working on in my spare time

[hot cloak]

@sudden panther you talk shit about me everyday

[opal sequoia]

Yes, I do, foxxo. But to see it and draw it are two different things.

[astral elm]

^ Definitely

With 3D I can look at things in the world and think of how I could model it in a program

But when I actually try to do it

It's a different process :P

[hot cloak]

Base, you know the key. I have no advice you for you :3

[opal sequoia]

What do you mean?

[hot cloak]

Practise

[opal sequoia]

Yes, what about it?

[astral elm]

Practice makes perfect

[hot cloak]

^

I do 3d too, Jakob

[astral elm]

Ooh cool :D

[hot cloak]

What program do you use?

I'm not into character design though.

Maybe I should download zenbrush or Maya for it one day.

[astral elm]

I use Blender primarily, and base my workflow around it

I need a better cpu though, as this one is 8 years old

And GPU renders make my computer lag 😂

[hot cloak]

^^

I want a new laptop too. Maybe in one year though.

[astral elm]

My birthday is in about a month, so I might be able to get a better pc or a laptop then

[unkempt flower]

@opal sequoia omg that looks amaze

[ocean robin]

^

[hot cloak]

flops is 💜 now

[velvet junco]

gr Gaming

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Gaming role.

[mellow mist]

Duden.de doesn't have a search result for "Powerbank" the mobile charger thingy

although dict.cc knows it 🤔

[hot cloak]

dict.cc is powered by contributors

[quasi merlin]

It's feminine. And Duden is slow.

[hot cloak]

whereas duden is official

[mellow mist]

Oh okay, I didn't know it was by contributors : o

I wanted to know the plural of it though, Powerbanken?

[pine ginkgo]

no

powerbanks

[mellow mist]

but it's die Banken ?

[hot cloak]

Powerparkbänke :^)

[pine ginkgo]

lol nully

[hot cloak]

Yeah its an anglizism though

[mellow mist]

Mika what did you mean by Duden is slow? as in, adding new stuff?

[quasi merlin]

Ja

[hot cloak]

https://www.duden.de/ueber_duden/wie-kommt-ein-wort-in-den-duden

[mellow mist]

Ah okay, vielen Dank!

wow Botty, that's gonna take me some time to understand but I wanna understand it myself so pls don't say 😄

[hot cloak]

[mellow mist]

I always thought that declinations in German are waaaay too hard to deal with, just now in my A2 days I’ve watched a video of it and it makes me feel ashamed of my preconceptions

[full falcon]

Making it simple to understand, you mean?

[mellow mist]

Apparently it was simple on its own already!

[hot cloak]

True

[mellow mist]

I was procrastinating it like the neverending cliche “I’ll do it tomorrow”

[full falcon]

That's the best way to either lose time or never bite the bullet

[mellow mist]

Who would’ve thought I’d watch it at a sleepless night because I was bored XD

Yeah Guppi exactly XDD

[hot cloak]

Snow.. how am I supposed to bike

[full falcon]

Put your feet on the pedals and move them in circles

[opal sequoia]

Good work @mellow mist !

[hot cloak]

-_- guppi i.tried and was so close to crash multiple times 😂

[mellow mist]

@opal sequoia we shall practice later today!!