general-2

[whole rapids]

I try to listen to Tageschau each day

[shy bobcat]

i mean you hehehehd my attempt at "collapsed" so no I'm not gonna fix it

[whole rapids]

is it a grammar problem or word usage

oh zusammenbrach

fml

[pine ginkgo]

I want to demote teeeis now :(

[shy bobcat]

oh god I wasn't paying attemption 😦

damn brain autocorrect 😦

[whole rapids]

brain'd

[shy bobcat]

1 fart vong brain her

[whole rapids]

now that I think about it

there was a red squiggly line under that word yesterday

and I was like "dictionary being dumb"

turns out I am dumb

[shy bobcat]

Zusammenbruch is a word, but it ain't a verb 😄

anyway

[whole rapids]

might be what I was thinking of

since those words are usually formed from the Präteritum, right? So it made sense to me that it was right

[shy bobcat]

those aren't usually formed from anything in particular

they're their own thing

I mean I guess you could look at it that way??? but it doesn't work

"Spruch" is not the past tense of "sprechen" either

[whole rapids]

but those words are special I thought

me unsure now

I go look

[shy bobcat]

either way point is

zusammenbrachj

• j

[whole rapids]

yeah

[shy bobcat]

@pine ginkgo anything else

[whole rapids]

anyway thanks luna

@shy bobcat I was thinking of this: https://i.gyazo.com/3a128cf1b7082e0a8b8801fb7b84742c.png

[shy bobcat]

yeah but that's not the current preterite in any case

and it's really just gotta be memorised 😦

[whole rapids]

yeah I know, no shortcuts

[shy bobcat]

anyway

time to go read some german

so I can hopefully fix my horrendous attempts at "written" german

[nocturne spruce]

Ari, what is your current method of practacing german?

Because I finally got some free time to get serious with my studying, but I kind of want a "blueprint" of sorts to base my study plan on

[pine ginkgo]

Free time

As a student?

[shy bobcat]

don't use me as an example

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[nocturne spruce]

I organised my schedule really well, so I end up handing homeworks a day or two in advance which frees up some time

[pine ginkgo]

Pengu is a good student :o

[nocturne spruce]

In comparison to the retardation that was my initial semester plan 😅

You know, having to actually study and try came as a strong slap to the face for me

I never experienced that kind of thing in highschool

[placid heath]

hm

[nocturne spruce]

@shy bobcat Still curious, so tell me

[placid heath]

my schedule is still: Procrastinate until no longer possible

[pine ginkgo]

It's a good schedule

[obsidian cipher]

Then accept the F

[placid heath]

nah

[obsidian cipher]

then it is a good schedule

[pine ginkgo]

I did that top during bachelor

[whole rapids]

good schedule Korea, that's been mine for the last 15 years

[nocturne spruce]

Korea gets bailed out of an F by being smart

[placid heath]

I'll probably have an 1.x grade in my bachelor

so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[whole rapids]

how do you practise currently? @nocturne spruce

[pine ginkgo]

Ich hab nur 1.x im Master :(

[nocturne spruce]

German?

[placid heath]

But I'm not sure if I want to do a master

[obsidian cipher]

Ninjapenguin101 - heute um 15:02 Uhr
Korea gets bailed out of an F by being smart

[nocturne spruce]

not at all

[obsidian cipher]

That sounds like actual Korea

which would also be true

[whole rapids]

do you have a book to read

[nocturne spruce]

outside of talking at the uni and reading the uni material, I haven't actually studied in a long time

[whole rapids]

I try to read a chapter of my book and/or some news article each day or try to write/translate something

lately I have been trying to translate the news, hence all the sentences about birds from before

[nocturne spruce]

What's your book 😮

[whole rapids]

it's called Ein Geheimnis

I actually wanted a different book and chose this at random

[obsidian cipher]

Trash

I hate that

[whole rapids]

much regret because I need to look up a word each sentence lol

[nocturne spruce]

I'll take a look. I also like the news idea

[whole rapids]

the other book was for teenagers and once I got through the first part of the book I could understand almost everything fine

except when the villain spoke because he spoke pretentiously

[pine ginkgo]

Hahaha

[nocturne spruce]

The other things,that I have to do are revising passive, the subjunctives and trying to get the genders correct quickly

because I mess up so bad while talking :S

[whole rapids]

talking is just difficult in of itself

I read the news from here: https://www.tagesschau.de/

don't read the comments

[nocturne spruce]

I do this weird thing, where I start taking the Arabic gender of words for no apparent reason

[pine ginkgo]

Yo

[whole rapids]

that's not so bad

[pine ginkgo]

I gonna force pferd, pengu and teeeis into vc and let them talk

[nocturne spruce]

Well, it deletes the neutral

oh god luna

[whole rapids]

just make everything feminine

and hope for the best

or do what the Turkish apparently do

and have nothing have genders

[placid heath]

Solet

Komm erstmal du in VC

Bevor du hier Reden schwingst

[pine ginkgo]

Net mit dia

[placid heath]

Boah.

Das ist echt fies

[shy bobcat]

😮 😦

[placid heath]

FIESER BOOKMARK!

[pine ginkgo]

Imma

[nocturne spruce]

I could always pull the swiss tactic, and just make everything barely resemble german

But I'm really bad at it 😅

[placid heath]

SoylentLuna

Denkst du wir kriegen ne CaH runde voll

[pine ginkgo]

Ohne mich

[shy bobcat]

Flops ist dabei Deutsch zu lehren 😱

[copper pike]

CaH?

[whole crescent]

getrole Level A

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level A role.

[hot oriole]

Beim Verb lehren muss ich mir immer einen Universitätsprofessor vorstellen. 😂 Sonst wirkt es auf mich fast sarkastisch.

[pine ginkgo]

@sudden panther @shy bobcat stop memeing in practice you shits

[shy bobcat]

😦

[sudden panther]

wot r u gonna do bout it tuff guy

[pine ginkgo]

gonna fucking ban you

[sudden panther]

o sry

[shy bobcat]

good

[placid heath]

@fluid horizon https://github.com/LordKorea/KgF

[cold vessel]

78% PHP 😦

[fluid horizon]

I don’t know much about code

[placid heath]

Henbri

What else D:

Web is dominated by the evil clusterf*** that is PHP

[cold vessel]

Python, Javascript, Ruby

Or anything else tbh

[placid heath]

try running those w/o a dedicated server lol

except javascript

but that one doesn't work too well for multiplayer

[cold vessel]

Is it such a big deal to have an application server in addition to the web server?

[placid heath]

yes

because the hoster doesn't support it

[cold vessel]

🤔

Which hoster is that?

[placid heath]

all-inkl

webhosting

not dedicated-server-hosting/v-server-hosting

php+mysql+ftp, that's it

[cold vessel]

Sounds shitty

[placid heath]

well

1€/month

:>

(from next year on 3€/month but whatever, that's still pretty darn cheap)

[hot cloak]

im paying 3€/month for my dedi

[placid heath]

sind da domains inkl?

[hot cloak]

hab einfach ne kostenlose .cf domain genommen

[placid heath]

ah

bei mir sind halt 3 domains inkl

und ich muss mich nicht um die technik kümmern xD

[hot cloak]

naja, das hat man alles schnell gemacht ;)

Ich hatte auch mal zeitweise meine eigenen nameserver

[placid heath]

naja, ich bin zufrieden mit dem angebot da^^ evtl wenn ich mal mehr brauche hol ich mir nen dedi xD

[cold vessel]

https://i.redd.it/pij3nf1mub001.jpg 😄

[placid heath]

Stimmt

Es ist auch echt doof

[quasi merlin]

Ich hab schon wieder vergessen was daran schlecht ist.

[placid heath]

Nicht-orthogonale Syntax ist mein Lieblingsbeispiel

htmlentities() / html_entity_decode() mein zweitliebstes.

[cold vessel]

🤔

[placid heath]

Weiterhin:

Der Verlust von Zustand. Das Skript läuft einmal pro Request.

Das ist nicht Serverorientiert.

Und verbraucht so viel Ressourcen um da drum zu wirken

[copper pike]

Welchen Anbieter/Host nutzt du denn nun?

[cold vessel]

all-inkl hat er gesagt

[copper pike]

Ah, du hast recht. Ich habe das als "all inclusive" überflogen ^^

[placid heath]

Neue Medien Munnich oder so ist die firma dahinter

[shy bobcat]

"Munnich"?

[placid heath]

Nachname

Vom Cheffe

[shy bobcat]

o

[fluid horizon]

Heys. Gonna chat in this chat cause I'm doing homework and tabbing out so need a slower environment :p

[obsidian cipher]

ight

[fluid horizon]

Hallo :p

[mellow mist]

Hey Fuchs

[fluid horizon]

flops on the ground... hi..

[ocean robin]

[quasi merlin]

Good morning, Floppers.

[hot cloak]

urban flappу

[viral thunder]

Your search for flappу returned the following:

Definition

There aren't any definitions for f l a p p у yet.
Can you define it?

[quasi merlin]

urban flop

[viral thunder]

Your search for flop returned the following:

Definition

Something that fails miserably

Example

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.

[hot cloak]

urban flаppy

[viral thunder]

Your search for flаppy returned the following:

Definition

There aren't any definitions for f l а p p y yet.
Can you define it?

[hot cloak]

WTF

WHY

[quasi merlin]

It's not defined.

[hot cloak]

bbut it was

.........

[quasi merlin]

Oh, it was?

[hot cloak]

yeah

[shy bobcat]

we should fix that 😏

[hot cloak]

it's the best meme about flappy

[opal sequoia]

urban arctic fox

[viral thunder]

Your search for arctic fox returned the following:

Definition

n) A hot chick from a cold place.

Example

Bob: "Damn, that chick is hot!"Paul: "Dude, shut up, that's my sister! She's visiting me from Minnesota."Bob: "Well, your sister's an Arctic fox!"

[hot cloak]

yeah

[ocean robin]

Heyo you four.

[hot cloak]

urban alisa

[viral thunder]

Your search for alisa returned the following:

Definition

a very hot young woman, with gorgeous long brown hair and beautiful eyes, she can be a bit of a bitch and crazy at times but thats what turns people on to her to her even more. so pretty pretty pretty, there will soon be a kiss alisa day; everyone kiss an alisa you know. you defenitaly want to!

Example

alisa is hot.

[hot cloak]

im hot

[opal sequoia]

Hey Flappy.

[shy bobcat]

urban Arizona

[viral thunder]

Your search for Arizona returned the following:

Definition

Arizona - It's the devil's playground

 The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.  
 So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.  
 He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall. 
 Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well.
 Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
 First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
 Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road.
 Then he orde [...]

Example

It doesn't get any better than Arizona :).

[shy bobcat]

🤔

heh

[opal sequoia]

I defenitaly want to kiss alisa.

[hot cloak]

urban flappу

[viral thunder]

Your search for flappу returned the following:

Definition

There aren't any definitions for f l a p p у yet.
Can you define it?

[ocean robin]

LOL NICE

[quasi merlin]

The devil's playground, lol.

[shy bobcat]

i bims 1 toifel

[opal sequoia]

urban mika

[viral thunder]

Your search for mika returned the following:

Definition

Mika is a Lebanese singer (but based in London) who was fun fact! trained by a Russian opera professional. Some of his more famous numbers include 'Grace Kelly' which reached number #1 on the UK Singles Chart on 21 January 2007. Mika prefers not to discuss his sexuality with journalists, but there is some speculation he is gay. Mika's music is awesome.

Example

'Grace Kelly', 'Lollipop', 'Happy Ending' are all songs off his frickin' brilliant album 'Life in Cartoon Motion'. GO MIKA!

[shy bobcat]

un arizonga ists m1 spilplats

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

urban flаppy

[viral thunder]

Your search for flаppy returned the following:

Definition

There aren't any definitions for f l а p p y yet.
Can you define it?

[shy bobcat]

😦

[hot cloak]

WHYRUM

[opal sequoia]

urban flapper

[ocean robin]

WHY ARE YOU SAD ABOUT A SEXUAL DESCRIPTIONS

[viral thunder]

Your search for flapper returned the following:

Definition

A young woman, especially one in the 1920s who showed disdain for conventional dress and behavior. And yes, flapper's still exist today, you just have to look harder to find them.

Example

That speak-easy on the corner was loaded with flappers!

Look how short that girl's hair and skirt are! She's a total flapper!

[ocean robin]

🤔

[hot cloak]

urban flappу

[ocean robin]

I made a typo but I am lazy

[viral thunder]

Your search for flappу returned the following:

Definition

There aren't any definitions for f l a p p у yet.
Can you define it?

[ocean robin]

heh

[shy bobcat]

"I made a typo"

business as usual

😉

[opal sequoia]

urban typo

[viral thunder]

Your search for typo returned the following:

Definition

short for typographical error. a misspelling

[hot cloak]

urban flappy

[viral thunder]

Your search for flappy returned the following:

Definition

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

Example

Girl: I think it is degrading to give someone a flappy.

[hot cloak]

YEAS

[opal sequoia]

Wow.

[ocean robin]

NOOOO

[shy bobcat]

👀

@ocean robin 😦

[ocean robin]

😦

[shy bobcat]

🤗

[ocean robin]

Yay, a hug. 💙

[opal sequoia]

💗

[quasi merlin]

Are you bullying Flops again?

[hot cloak]

urban flappу

[viral thunder]

Your search for flappу returned the following:

Definition

There aren't any definitions for f l a p p у yet.
Can you define it?

[hot cloak]

WHYRUM

[opal sequoia]

urban discord

[viral thunder]

Your search for discord returned the following:

Definition

1. a disagreement between others2. a program where gamers come together and chat, voice chat and do amazing things

Example

1. I'm stressed out in school because of family discord.2. Dude, I use discord to chat with online gamers! Skype is bad, use discord, buddy!

[ocean robin]

2 is better

[opal sequoia]

🏇

That's you, Flappy.

[ocean robin]

Yes.

[quasi merlin]

lol, I thought that's a tortoise on a horse

[opal sequoia]

😸

[ocean robin]

lol mika wut

[opal sequoia]

I see it.

[fair iron]

A tortoise, Flappy.

[torn kindle]

Good morning casci

[quasi merlin]

Good morning, Casca.

[fair iron]

Hey, you two. ^^

Mika, noch wach?

[quasi merlin]

Jup.

Will nicht wieder bis 19 Uhr schlafen

[cold vessel]

Warum 🤔

[fair iron]

Sprich, du bleibst bis dann wach?

[quasi merlin]

Ich werd's versuchen, ja

[fair iron]

Viel Erfolg.

[quasi merlin]

Bzw. Wecker stellen falls ich schlafen gehen sollte

[fair iron]

Na dann. Ich werde ja später sehen, ob's dir gelungen ist.

Man sieht sich.

[torn kindle]

Seska sitzt in der Schule :<

[fair iron]

Casca auch. :/

[thick charm]

Chuck nicht! :)

[fair iron]

^^

[cold vessel]

henbruas sitzt zu Hause. Aber studiert trotzdem 😐

[pine ginkgo]

Zu hause studieren 🤔

[cold vessel]

Kann ich das nicht sagen, wenn ich mich auf eine Uniprüfung zu Hause vorbereite?

[pine ginkgo]

Das ist lernen

[cold vessel]

Okay

[pine ginkgo]

Studieren sagt an sich nur aus, dass du student bist

Nicht unbedingt was du konkreterweise machst

[cold vessel]

Ach so. Danke schön

[crystal delta]

Bin auch gerade in ner Vorlesung :(

[thick charm]

Was wird denn vorgelesen?

[opal sequoia]

😦

[torn kindle]

Die Bibel

[cold vessel]

Ich wollte eigentlich auf dem Campus sein, aber jeder Lesesaal ist derzeit besetzt 😩

[crystal delta]

Krypto Chucky

[fair iron]

Ich habe Entfall. 🎉

Keine drei Stunden Mathe. ^^

Bin auf den Weg nach Hause.

[pine ginkgo]

Entonfall

[quasi merlin]

Du bist doch gerade erst gegangen?

[fair iron]

Nö.

War um 07:30 da.

[crystal delta]

Ach Casca du hast Glück

[fair iron]

Irgendwie ironisch. Erst gestern habe ich mich mit meiner Mutter darüber unterhalten, dass meine Lehrerin nie krank ist, und dass ich mich über Entfall am Montag freuen würde.

[crystal delta]

😳

[pallid kelp]

Entfall?

[sudden panther]

Wenng etwas entfällt isd das 1 Entfall, du Meme.

[crystal delta]

Arrem, ich komm nach Wien und klopp dich

Das kann man ja gar nicht mehr lesen 😑

[sudden panther]

Solange du nach Wien kommst... 😍

[fair iron]

Kein Unterricht, Berzi.

[pine ginkgo]

können wir arrem bannen

bitte, catto

[crystal delta]

Wirklich Arrem?

Geht nicht Solet :(

[pine ginkgo]

:(

[pallid kelp]

achso, ich hatte das geraten, dict.cc war jedoch nicht sehr hilfreich :P

[vernal prawn]

Moin

[fair iron]

Mikaaaaaaaaa. ❤

[thick charm]

Hey Mika!

[vernal prawn]

Hey ihr beiden! ❤

[viscid cape]

Warum sagt man beiden?

Sollte es nicht eher beide sein?

[fair iron]

Hallo, ihr Lieben.

Hallo, ihr beiden.

[viscid cape]

Komisch

Findest du nicht, dass Lieben/beiden stark dekliniert werden sollten?

[fair iron]

But it's nominative.

die Lieben.

die beiden.

[viscid cape]

Genau aber es gibt keinen Artikel dabei

[fair iron]

That's because a pronoun is used.

Oh, I see what you mean.

Ich lieber <Mensch>
Du lieber <Mensch>
Die/Der liebe/liebe <Dame/Herr>
Wir lieben <Menschen>
Ihr lieben <Menschen>
Die lieben <Menschen>```

Second person plural: Ihr Lieben.

[fluid horizon]

Wait why is that uppercase

[fair iron]

The adjective was nominalised.

[viscid cape]

Ohh interessant... könntest du bitte mir die Quelle nennen, in der du diese Informtion gefunden hast?

[fair iron]

It occurs when an article (der/die/das etc.) is in front of an adjective, but there is no noun.

Ehm...

Mein Kopf.

Sorry.

[viscid cape]

Kein Problem ich kann deinen Kopf mitnehmen

🔪

[fair iron]

Denn benötige ich aber noch.

[viscid cape]

Oje

[fluid horizon]

Ah im not gonna worry about that yet then

[viscid cape]

Vielen Dank trotzdem 😄

[cold vessel]

Sicher? 🤔

[viscid cape]

Ich glaube, ich habe es jetzt verstanden

[blissful lichen]

wasgibtszuverstehen?

[sudden panther]

Ban Kropptler.

[tribal warren]

@ancient spade yo you know UFSC? Universidade Federal de Santa Catarina, I just learned that German is an option for your language's test in their admission test

xD

[ancient spade]

Cool

Didn't know that

But I knew they offered Letras - Alemão

Which is cool

[tribal warren]

yea

that's kind of obvious they do

but like in their written test you can do german

it's pretty cool

[ancient spade]

Yeah

[tribal warren]

they give you like

seems like a hard text

right?

like Level B or something

[ancient spade]

Yeah, it looks b2 to me

Unlike the a0 English questions we see in ENEM

[tribal warren]

hahaha

more like the most ambiguous questions possible by humans in ENEM

[ancient spade]

You haven't seen ITA's English test

Lel

[tribal warren]

I guess people that are raised by german parents but don't have german nacionality in SC do this test

and it's probably easy af for them

[ancient spade]

Yeah, probably

[tribal warren]

Man I was pretty surprised today

My chem teacher, who's very old, but's a godlike teacher knew all about pc hardware and games and shiet and he plays Civilization

[ancient spade]

Haha that's cool

[upper raptor]

Guys

I need help

I bought cake i think it's called bier something

does this have alcohol?

[shy bobcat]

I don't think so? can you send a photo?

[upper raptor]

i'm feeling a bit lightheaded, i hope it's not placebo

[cold vessel]

🤔

[upper raptor]

i can't have alcohol

[shy bobcat]

I meant the lable

or do you know better what it was called

[upper raptor]

i bought it from a cafe er..

let me check

Gugelhupf Bierkuchen

maybe

;______;

do they pour beer on it after it cooks?

or is it added before

and evaporates the alcohol

[shy bobcat]

I'm not a cook

[cold vessel]

Putting beer in a cake after it cooks seems a bit odd

[shy bobcat]

yeah

[upper raptor]

sometimes you cook a cake and pour coffee or beer on it and let it absorb

it's normal

[shy bobcat]

the recipe @upper raptor that I looked up says putting in the beer with the raw ingredients, I think you're fine 😄

[cold vessel]

Can't imagine how that would taste any good 🤔

[upper raptor]

i just hope i'm not having placebo light head

[cold vessel]

Don't you mean you are hoping it's placebo?

[upper raptor]

uh

i hope it's placebo, i mean

[shy bobcat]

yeah, placebo means 'not really anything going on besides your head fucking with you' 😉

😛

[cold vessel]

Guess it's more of a nocebo in this case

[upper raptor]

thanks anyways, cheers!

err

Gute Nacht?

[fluid horizon]

@viscid cape I didn’t do much today

[sweet yacht]

Now I understand few sentences in german on 'the Untergang parady'. It makes me losing fun in the fake subtitles🤔

[pine ginkgo]

@whole rapids your new pfp is weird

[whole rapids]

it's the horse nebula

@rustic terrace asked for a horse so she got a horse

[twilit garden]

I love it

[tribal warren]

@whole rapids your new pfp is weird

[whole rapids]

it's the horse nebula

@rustic terrace asked for a horse so she got a horse

[pine ginkgo]

@whole rapids

http://prntscr.com/hgbzey

i don't really like the usage of main clause here

"The first position of the main clause is occupied by the subordinate clause" sounds kinda weird

but i know what you mean

i know you explain it

[whole rapids]

what do you suggest?

[pine ginkgo]

buuut, mhh... maybe elaborating a bit more on it by numbering the parts?

[whole rapids]

oh, good idea

[pine ginkgo]

that should, even though you say it's just the "element", most people still think of words

sorry if i nitpick too much^^

[whole rapids]

nah that's good, thanks for the advice

[pine ginkgo]

btw pferdle

i like how you said earlier that this will only take 30 minutes

:D

[whole rapids]

yeah man

fucking terrible at estimating time

[pine ginkgo]

also writing auxiliary is hard

:P

[tribal warren]

lol I'm doing written exercises and I do these super complex answers with tons of details and then I look at the answers in my book and they have like 3 lines fuk me

[hot cloak]

BREGNANT

[tribal warren]

?

[hot cloak]

hey!

[tribal warren]

eyy

wie geht's?

[hot cloak]

gut

ziemlich gut

[tribal warren]

noice

[hot cloak]

morgen ist die mündliche Prüfung

[tribal warren]

welche mündliche Prüfung?

[hot cloak]

meine

D:

[tribal warren]

ah für Deutsch

Viel Glück ^^

na ja, du schaffst das, deine Aussprache ist sehr gut und du kannst tatsächlich gutes Deutsch sprechen

[hot cloak]

danke, ich bin ziemlich sicher, dass ich schaffe

[tribal warren]

das ist gut

[hot cloak]

wie ich gefürchtet habe, war der Aufsatz das schlechteste

[tribal warren]

aber sei nicht zu sicher =p

😒

rip

shouldn't it be "am schlechtesten"

?

[hot cloak]

D:

dunno

[tribal warren]

or maybe das schlechteste cause it's the worst among the different tests

[hot cloak]

don't ask me

[fair iron]

Both work.

[hot cloak]

i speake nurly memedöidg

[tribal warren]

noice

ty Casca

maybe you could do VC today fox

to warm it up you know

[hot cloak]

now?

[cold vessel]

I don't understand why people are telling me to go purple and not Berg 🤔

[tribal warren]

you're much more hardworking

and I'm inconsistent

[hot cloak]

Bergo go B1

[pine ginkgo]

berg is shit

[tribal warren]

I think we are both A2 anyway

[cold vessel]

Indeed

[pine ginkgo]

i just meme people

henbri just needs to write more

[hot cloak]

Bergo go B0

[pine ginkgo]

will you ever talk in vc, henbri?

i know you like to lurk

[cold vessel]

Probably not

[tribal warren]

I didn't say right now foxxo

I said today, it's up to you when xD

[pine ginkgo]

are you gonna speak german irl one day, henbri?

[tribal warren]

I would do it with you but I gotta study

I didn't go to school today so I gotta compensate

[hot cloak]

im about to slep

[cold vessel]

Hopefully, Solet

[hot cloak]

endlichlly

[pine ginkgo]

some pronounciation pointers for norwegians then

stop pronouncing vowels so long xD

[tribal warren]

SolongLuna

[hot cloak]

oooooooo

eeeeeendliiiiiiich

[cold vessel]

Iirc you've complained about them being too short more times than too long 🤔

[hot cloak]

am i norwegian already

[pine ginkgo]

you are too conscious of that

[tribal warren]

man can never get german vowels correctly

[pine ginkgo]

that you do it too fast the first time

and then your norwegian life takes over you

:P

[tribal warren]

you norwegian mem

[pine ginkgo]

mhh

in a way it's similar to bergi

just bergi's is more dumb

[tribal warren]

lmao

simple as that

Luna you gotta respec me ok?

[whole rapids]

henbri is B1 by January

I will edit discord to make your name purple on my client

if you don't change it by then

[cold vessel]

Uhh, sure 🤔

[pine ginkgo]

http://prntscr.com/hgcfm1

yes you are, bergi

[tribal warren]

what do you mean with >but bergi just wings it

[pine ginkgo]

you just do

instead of thinking

lel

[tribal warren]

no I mean what does winging it mean

just doing it without thinking?

[pine ginkgo]

To wing it is an idiom that means to improvise, to do something without proper preparation or time to rehearse

[tribal warren]

which is good

if I'm gonna speak german correctly, then I won't be able to think of everything I say

[arctic helm]

not really

[tribal warren]

[arctic helm]

I mean, it's not always good

but for languages

[pine ginkgo]

it's good once you can speak the language

:D

[tribal warren]

better than being self conscious about every sentence like Flappy and literally speaking 0

[arctic helm]

it's best to not be afraid on trying

even if you make mistakes

[pine ginkgo]

neither of the methods is wrong

but both can be good and bad

[tribal warren]

I actually try thinking tho

[arctic helm]

hence why people are "better" foreign language speakers when they're drunk 😃

[tribal warren]

how did you get the impression that I just wing it, Luna?

[pine ginkgo]

by how... uniquely you pronounce every other vowel :P

[whole rapids]

I am afraid of making mistakes because of scary Luna

[tribal warren]

"every other"?

[pine ginkgo]

like when some vowels just seem randomly pronounced short or long

you do that "often"

(not often)

[cold vessel]

every other = every second

[pine ginkgo]

(but sometimes)

[tribal warren]

that's just cause I don't really know if they're long or not

[pine ginkgo]

that's why you wing it

[tribal warren]

yea

but how am I supposed to think of something I don't know

m8

[pine ginkgo]

henbri kinda just changes every vowel length by the same amount xd

[tribal warren]

henbri is a cheater

he has norwegian by his side

[cold vessel]

Aren't you Dutch? 🤔

[tribal warren]

I'm brazilian

[cold vessel]

Oh

Who is it that's Dutch

[tribal warren]

Nola

[pine ginkgo]

the other orange one

duh

[tribal warren]

I can only speak drunk spanish and that doesn't help my german at all

[blissful lichen]

@tribal warren HEE HEEEE!!

hab i di verbrochen?

🕺

[tribal warren]

rofl

you passed the test

[blissful lichen]

mann sehr kalt

[tribal warren]

ich bin endlich fertig mit meinen Chemieübungen

whoa

[blissful lichen]

war einfach, ne gell oder?

[tribal warren]

mostly

[blissful lichen]

also...fertig damit...was sonst?

[tribal warren]

Die Übungen, die man schreiben muss, sind ermüdend. Ich habe noch nur 10 gemacht und ich bin jetzt müde =p

hmm

ich weiss es nicht Boba

[blissful lichen]

alles ist mir langweilig, das ich machen MUSS

[tribal warren]

Ich bin heute nicht zur Schule gegangen, ich warte auf einen Freund, der mir die Übungslisten schicken wird

[blissful lichen]

Universität Paulinho

[tribal warren]

haha

I'm not in USP yet

[blissful lichen]

"noch nicht"...selbstbewusst, oder?

[tribal warren]

Natürlich 😉

Aber das kann bedeuten, dass ich nur in 2019 USP betreten werde

Oder 2020

[hot cloak]

Whyrum

[tribal warren]

cos I sok

[hot cloak]

No du bimst dem beste

[tribal warren]

tonks

[blissful lichen]

bimst = bümsen?

[sand quarry]

bimst = bist

i bims, ich bin.

[tribal warren]

he knows

he's just a troll

[sand quarry]

Where does that i bims vong come from anyway ? Bairisch ?

[tribal warren]

I think it's just a meme

[pine ginkgo]

just ameme

[shy bobcat]

justameme

sounds like some kinda medicine 🤔

[tribal warren]

Ari have you been taking your paracetemol and justameme?

[shy bobcat]

i haps gnommen m1e justameme

[tribal warren]

good

[shy bobcat]

deshalf kan i onlylich in meme sprechm

[tribal warren]

oh no

that's the worst collateral effect

[shy bobcat]

we usually call them "side effects" 😉

i m1e

[tribal warren]

oh yea

[shy bobcat]

um

dat war k1 meme

[quasi merlin]

NEBENWIRKUNGEN

[tribal warren]

I was looking for that word but it didn't come to my mind so I just translated portuguese directly ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shy bobcat]

@quasi merlin du bimst 1 antimemeartzt oder

kangst du mir helpfeng

[quasi merlin]

Nimm mehr von dem Zeug

[fair iron]

Enjoy: https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/

Even if you've seen it before, it's always hilarious. ^^

[deleted] is OP.

[shy bobcat]

https://www.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/2gjf7u/im_drunk_ama/ckkhot2/?context=4

@fair iron Ich sehe mal, dass Krypti da war

[sudden cliff]

where can I put "beide" in the sentence?

[fair iron]

In which sentence?

Just in general?

Before the noun.

Ah.

Wir beide wissen, dass sie *im [...]

[sudden cliff]

oh

ok

thx

[sudden panther]

Live footage of people in #beginner-german trying not to die https://giphy.com/gifs/art-animation-3d-lKKXOCVviOAXS

[shy bobcat]

where's flop just falling in instantly

[thick charm]

Oh what's this hole?
I'll jump in.

This was a bad idea.

[quasi merlin]

The way the floor is moving there's no way he hasn't already fallen into the hole.

[shy bobcat]

just like #beginner-german then

[sudden panther]

A family of Floppeists trying not to fall into the hole. https://media.giphy.com/media/1C1BkuDY0IGmA/giphy.gif

@dire sentinel No creepo. We added the practice room about a week ago.

[dire sentinel]

oh dope

is that were translateroonis go now

[sudden panther]

Dam rite.

[dire sentinel]

Damn I gotta jump in on this shite

[sudden panther]

It's a Floop quarantine room with a fancy name.

[whole rapids]

Arrem

where do you find this hilarious shit

[viscid cape]

Serbian reddit

[sudden panther]

Serbian

SERBIAN

https://i.imgur.com/0sCfdnz.png

https://i.imgur.com/FgF3Ir2.png

ban Kropptler

[viral thunder]

❌ Bad argument: Member "Kropptler" not found

[sudden panther]

Also I just use /giphy, it's a great command.

[copper pike]

?

Serbian

[sudden panther]

It's the equivalent of me calling you Austrian.

[quasi merlin]

Arrem = Serbian confirmed

🇱🇻

[sudden panther]

man Bika

[quasi merlin]

There's no man page to "Bika"

[torn kindle]

Bika

[sudden panther]

No manual entry for bika
Correct.

[torn kindle]

lul

[quasi merlin]

I think I don't even have "man"

[whole rapids]

Arrem Greek confirmed.

[sudden panther]

As a guy who's forced to do C, man is love.

C test: Implement a TCP server.
Arrim: man 3 getaddrinfo
change from udp to tcp
Bam.

[viscid cape]

👁u👁

[whole rapids]

why are you forced to use C anyway?

what's wrong with C++?

[placid heath]

Not available on every platform

[sudden panther]

It's an OS course so wee memeees wot Korea sez.

ari sees chessed and other c levels make silly mistakes
"eh no one's perfect"
hallo @shy bobcat ich sein hier zu sprechen bad deutsche, so das du kannst fühlen besser ❤

[shy bobcat]

damkeschöng arreng

[hot cloak]

Fok you arrem

[viscid cape]

@hot cloak How was the examzzzzzzzzz

Btw Fok you arrem[2]

👁u👁

[hot cloak]

@viscid cape it was OK (?)

HV and LV were pretty good I guess

I wasn't even confused

But writing....

[viscid cape]

Well writing is the most difficult competence I suppose, so it's natural that you'll be weaker at it

[hot cloak]

Let's hope I'll get 12 points

And today is the speaking part

I think I'm prepared

[viscid cape]

Speaking would be the hardest one for me

[hot cloak]

😌

Why?

[viscid cape]

Nervosism, lack of ability to improvise

[hot cloak]

You need to talk

In vc

With luner

[sudden panther]

foxxer

[viscid cape]

Are you kidding me

[sudden panther]

when yuo C1???

[viscid cape]

Today, after speaking

[hot cloak]

No

[opal sequoia]

@viscid cape "writing is the most difficult competence"?

[hot cloak]

Das Zeugnis kommt im März oder Februar

[viscid cape]

Just my personal impression Base, the students I usually have classes with can read, speak and comprehend very well

But write poorly

[hot cloak]

Die Resultate kommen aber früher an

Im Januar

Oder so

[viscid cape]

We'll have a small party when it comes, Foxxo

[opal sequoia]

Why the word choice of "competence" though?

[viscid cape]

With much stroganoff

[hot cloak]

Meine Arbeit muss zuerst nach Deutschland geschickt werdeb

[viscid cape]

I don't know Base, we call it competência in Portuguese

Does competence sound off?

[opal sequoia]

Well, you can be competent at a skill, but the skill itself isn't a competence.

[viscid cape]

good passive present with modals Foxxo

[hot cloak]

Danks :D

[viscid cape]

I see, we often call skills competences here

[hot cloak]

We too

🤔

[viscid cape]

Kompetentsky

[hot cloak]

Kompetenzia

[viscid cape]

😸

[tribal warren]

Kryp when are you going to Germany?

[opal sequoia]

Competence is more like how good someone is. Like "How competent is he?" "He is very competent."

[hot cloak]

Wore isd flappy?

[viscid cape]

In january Berg

[hot cloak]

Almost wrote "whore" :')))

[opal sequoia]

Wow.

[tribal warren]

nice

[sudden panther]

wots the difference

[tribal warren]

1 month left then

January is the month I get rekt by FUVEST

=p

[sudden panther]

Meine Arbeit muss zuerst nach Deutschland geschickt werdeb
Huh. Poor foxxer. I got my results in like 2 days. Waiting a month would have killed me.

[tribal warren]

again

[viscid cape]

I might not be here to support you

[tribal warren]

It's fine

[sudden panther]

When's your speaking thingo, Foxxer?

[hot cloak]

@sudden panther yeah D:

Today

[tribal warren]

I'll have Macaco boi being all happy cause he passed ITA

and he'll be a military man

[hot cloak]

In 2 hours

[sudden panther]

Oshit.

[viscid cape]

True lool

[tribal warren]

he'll be a military monkey

and kick the shit out of everyone

[hot cloak]

And im still chatting here

[tribal warren]

and put Arreng in jail

[viscid cape]

Lençóis Maranhenses Special Ops

[sudden panther]

Quick. Practice. Tell Krypti and Borg that they're smelly Brazillian memers.

[tribal warren]

inb4 I'm a smelly memer

[viscid cape]

I'm a Rosbif

[tribal warren]

I actually spoke a lot today in VC

...in english

[hot cloak]

You are smelly Brazilian memers, Berg and Krypti.

[sudden panther]

If you were a Rosbif, you'd have invaded Flops by now.

And stole all her Entongs.

[viscid cape]

😸

[tribal warren]

the only sentence in german I said today had to do with hookers

LOL

I was taught that word

[viscid cape]

[sudden panther]

lookup hooker en de

[viral thunder]

Showing translations for hooker:

- Hure
- Schlampe
- Fischerboot
- Hakler
- Schnepfe
- Huker
- alter Kahn
- Pferdchen
- Hobbynutte
- Babynutte
- Baby-Nutte
- Firmennutte
- Nuttenstiefel
- Hooker-Gletscher
- Hasenköpfige Balsamwurzel
- Hookers Banksie
- Hookersgrün
- Kerzen-Lauch / Kerzenlauch
- Hookers Weide
- Mount Hooker```

[tribal warren]

Kryp how hard was it to get a visa?

[sudden panther]

Ah yes, Fischerboot. I love fucking those.

[hot cloak]

The smelliest Bosnian Viennese memer here is Arrem.

[viscid cape]

I don't really need one Berg

[tribal warren]

oh

[sudden panther]

I won't even protest because you called me Viennese. 😍

[viscid cape]

You only need one if you're staying for more than 3 months I think

[tribal warren]

don't you need any documentation to get inside Europe?

oh I see

[viscid cape]

Just the passport

[tribal warren]

good to know

[hot cloak]

Why are you so in love with Vienna?

[viscid cape]

Because he rejects his Bosnian origins

His Heimat

[hot cloak]

I was there, it is a beautiful city indeed bbut like almost every old European city??

[viscid cape]

In particular, he rejects lovely Cevapis

[hot cloak]

I'm gonna be banned

Bye bye

[viscid cape]

Shush Foxxo you smelly Matryoshka

[tribal warren]

have a passport: ✅
learn german: ✅
good at german: ❌
passed some Winterkurs or something: ❌

I guess I have just a few things to do

[hot cloak]

No I'm a smelly yakutian laika

[viscid cape]

You have at least two more years to be able to take the exam, I'm 100% sure you'll pass

You just have to focus on having good grades at uni

[tribal warren]

two more years?

are you implying I'm going to pass Uni this year :P?

You have that much faith in me, huh

[sudden panther]

In particular, he rejects lovely Cevapis
M8 U WOT M8

[viscid cape]

You need to have been in uni for 2 years (I think)

[tribal warren]

oh hence the "at least"

[sudden panther]

No I'm a smelly yakutian laika
I believe you guys killed Laika in the 80s.

[hot cloak]

Wot

[sudden panther]

Err 60s.

[hot cloak]

🤔

[sudden panther]

I'm dumb.

[hot cloak]

Wot

[sudden panther]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika

[viscid cape]

Poor Laika

They should've sent convicteds instead

[hot cloak]

Say thank you it weren't your parents

[sudden panther]

Yess.

Oh no Foxxo wants to murder Brazillilads.

[hot cloak]

I'm talking about you, arrem

[viscid cape]

^ Rekt

[sudden panther]

Also the reason I love Vienna is because it's lovely and I need something to love. Normal people have a sense of patriotism towards their own country. I don't. Fok Bosnia. I decided to love Austria instead because it isn't shit.

[viscid cape]

😸 Jesus

[tribal warren]

Rekt

Everyone's rekt

[sudden panther]

goes on a rant about Krypti misusing rekt

[tribal warren]

yea

[viscid cape]

[tribal warren]

he's learning how to be a person, Arrem

it's okay

don't go so hard on him

[hot cloak]

Arren

[sudden panther]

goes on a rant about Krypti overusing

[hot cloak]

Arrem

[sudden panther]

Foxxp

Foxxo

[tribal warren]

welp it wasn't that much of a Pepe misuse

[hot cloak]

I have great news

[sudden panther]

That's why I wrote overusing and not misusing. 😛

[tribal warren]

oh overusing

I swear I read misuse

[sudden panther]

You're coming to Vienna and staying there forever? Yaaay.

[tribal warren]

I guess I'm too used to emojis misusage

what foxxo

[hot cloak]

This old lady hit her face on the glass and she has a bruise like an alcoholic

[sudden panther]

Looooooool.

[hot cloak]

Glass door

[sudden panther]

Take a pic when she's sleeping and post it on the internet saying you punched her. Insta badass points.

[hot cloak]

xD

[sudden panther]

"Hey reddit, I punched a helpless old lady. AMA"

I wonder if you could get more downvotes than EA. 🤔

[hot cloak]

😜

[tribal warren]

depends

did you steal her money afterwards, foxxo?

[viscid cape]

I don't get the reference

[hot cloak]

Sure

[tribal warren]

so you can get more downvotes than EA

[viscid cape]

Is EA gettting downvotes a meme

[hot cloak]

Yes

[viscid cape]

🤷

[tribal warren]

Yea

[hot cloak]

Battlefront

[viscid cape]

Alright

[tribal warren]

They made Battlefront 2

[viscid cape]

Is it a bad game

[tribal warren]

and they were going to charge a lot for lootcrates that contain the characters

[hot cloak]

A good but its ptw

[tribal warren]

and the game itself is expensive as hell

[viscid cape]

Humm I see

Well I gave up gaming partly because it's become too expensive for me

[tribal warren]

so it was like, oh, you already paid this huge amount of money for the game? Too bad you have to dedicate your life to win 1 character... OR YOU COULD BUY THESE CRATES AND HAVE A CHANCE OF GETTING THEM

[viscid cape]

So you don't even buy them directly?

Sneaky

[hot cloak]

Somebody calculated that you need 188 days to open everything if you won't pay

[tribal warren]

yea

And their answer was something among the lines of "We're removing microtransactions from the release, but it may come back after we work and change a few things"

and knowing EA

It's probably coming back to stab you

and steal your money

like they always do

[hot cloak]

Or 2000$

[sudden panther]

Fokken. Krypti. How did you miss the most downvoted comment in reddit history.

[viscid cape]

Well the only time I checked reddit was to look for MUDs

[sudden panther]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/

6

7

4

k

[viscid cape]

Heheh.

[sudden panther]

Also new plan laddies.

I'm going to bed, and you two show foxxo some support and tell her that she's cool and she can totally nail her test. k? k.

[viscid cape]

Foxxo you'd better pass or you'll spend the rest of yer life in a Gulag 😡

Good night Arrem

[sudden panther]

Good night you lovely memers. ❤
Good luck you foxxing Foxxer!

[hot cloak]

Ohhhhh it's so sweet <3

Sleep well!

Krypti D:

[craggy herald]

Hello to whomever or whoever or whatever might be reading this

I want to talk, but general's too crowded...

[torn kindle]

Still not used to seeing birthyears after 2000 🤔

Same

[thick charm]

Seska you were born in 2000

Shut up

[craggy herald]

I can't believe April has the most people

[torn kindle]

But I'm only used to birthdates before that

I always were the youngest in class

[quasi merlin]

birthyears after 1999 are weird

[arctic helm]

Seska is not even 18?

wut

[torn kindle]

nope

[hot cloak]

You're not allowed to say benis

[pine ginkgo]

seskis

[quasi merlin]

Luna ist auch wach

Zeit ins Bett zu gehen

[torn kindle]

Thats a lie foxxer

Gute Nacht Mika

[hot cloak]

seskis???

Luner, i bims C1 mündlh

[sudden panther]

Sesker is 12 and Floop is 10.

[torn kindle]

Aber nur fast

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Gaming role.

[mild sonnet]

Was?

[fluid horizon]

Gen 1 too fast <w>

[fluid horizon]

Hallo again s:

[full falcon]

Huhu!

[fluid horizon]

Wie gehts?

[full falcon]

Gut gut, dir?

[fluid horizon]

Ich bin müde

Und

Mir gehts gut

Idk how to put those in one sentence lol

[hot cloak]

Es geht mir gut

Mir geht es gut

[ocean robin]

Mir geht's gut, aber ich bin müde

[fluid horizon]

Yea what flaps said foxxo lol

Wait aber isn’t what I thought it was then

[hot cloak]

I'm tired ok

[ocean robin]

aber = but

[hot cloak]

I Read flappy as foxxo

[ocean robin]

lol

[fluid horizon]

No I know it’s but

[hot cloak]

In general

[fluid horizon]

I thought it acted like “weil”

[hot cloak]

No

[ocean robin]

nah

[fluid horizon]

Yea lol

[hot cloak]

Flappy will you draw me bitte

[fluid horizon]

“Wait aber isn’t what I thought it was then”

[full falcon]

Warum bist du müde?

[pine ginkgo]

WHAT WAS IN THE BOX FOXXO

[hot cloak]

BENIS

[ocean robin]

Weil er nicht geschlafen hat, Gauthier

[hot cloak]

That's why I'm so happy

[pine ginkgo]

:o

[fluid horizon]

Ich bin schlecht geschlaft .

[hot cloak]

It's a telescope

[ocean robin]

naaaw

[fluid horizon]

I think that’s wrong lol

[ocean robin]

yes

habe...geschlafen

[fluid horizon]

Oh :c

[ocean robin]

irregular one :P

[hot cloak]

I bims gud gesleept

Ihr?

[ocean robin]

lol

[fluid horizon]

Ich habe schlecht geschlafen @full falcon

[tribal warren]

foxxo you'rer not a catto anymore

[hot cloak]

I'm a human

Yes

[tribal warren]

rip

[full falcon]

Oh

[hot cloak]

I was always human

[full falcon]

Verstehe ich

[hot cloak]

You thought I were cat

[tribal warren]

of course

cats are smart

cats get C1

[hot cloak]

Silly bregnant

[ocean robin]

I was a cat

🤔

[dire sentinel]

🅱regnant

[ocean robin]

Why were?

[hot cloak]

Eh fok

[fluid horizon]

Oh I understand?

[tribal warren]

I am not breganananat

[ocean robin]

Yep Sly :D

[hot cloak]

Cause casca wrote something to me

[tribal warren]

Is that you IRL foxxo?

[hot cloak]

That i should use were

[ocean robin]

cascat

[hot cloak]

Dunno

[pine ginkgo]

it's old foxxo

[hot cloak]

Yes brego

[pine ginkgo]

that foxxo is ded

this is new foxxo here

[hot cloak]

But 2 years ago

[tribal warren]

Cool, you have a lot of gifts there

[pine ginkgo]

she was happy once

[hot cloak]

I still look the same

[pine ginkgo]

and now she learns german