general-2

[ocean robin]

11 is amazing for some weird reason.

[valid ice]

but do

[opal sequoia]

11 is cute.

[valid ice]

sh

sh

[ocean robin]

yes base

[opal sequoia]

I like 17, Flappy!

[hot cloak]

X^2-4=0

[sudden panther]

Ah yes, 11. Or as we call it in CS, three.

[ocean robin]

I like 27 too.

Dunno why.

[valid ice]

or as we call it in the best base, ↋

[hot cloak]

Or 2 is minus

[ocean robin]

Anyway.

[hot cloak]

🤔

[sudden panther]

Fun fact: you would have been able to understand that joke if you hadn't forgot all that poor Casca taught you. 😛

[valid ice]

(-2)*(-2) = 4, so there is another solution to sqrt(4)

sqrt(4) = +/- 2

because 2^2 and (-2)^2 are both 4 ^^

but flops

[hot cloak]

Yeah

[sour mesa]

Never forget: to quadratic equations are always 2 answers, iirc there are some little exceptions

[valid ice]

do you remember the difference between two squares?

[ocean robin]

Arrem, isn't it you hadn't forgotten? 🤔

[valid ice]

yes there are nola

[opal sequoia]

Quiz for you then, Nola. What is the exception?

[tribal warren]

Arrem I never stopped and learned binary do I get banned for the fifth time now?

[valid ice]

doesn't matter in colloquial enlgish floops ❤

[ocean robin]

The difference between two squares.

[sudden panther]

Technically yes. I'm just a lazy meme.

[ocean robin]

ah okay

[sudden panther]

I don't get it, Bergo.

I'm supposed to ban you for learning binary? 🤔

[ocean robin]

🤔

[valid ice]

Yes, it's not base 12.

[tribal warren]

For not knowing it

[thick charm]

damn

I fucked up

[ocean robin]

What.

🤔

[opal sequoia]

😄

[thick charm]

ignore me

[opal sequoia]

Chuck, you're adorable.

[ocean robin]

This wasn't even a square lel

[sudden panther]

Oh you don't know binary. Fine. Banned then.

[thick charm]

I tried to do a thing

OH GEE FLAPPY

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

YES SO FLAPS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWO SQUARES C'EST QUOI

[thick charm]

THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT

[sudden panther]

Flaps is so cheeky.

And sassy. And rude.

[valid ice]

ffs caps doesn't work if everyone uses it 😦

[tribal warren]

Yo Chuchk one thing I noticed there

[sour mesa]

@opal sequoia To (k - 7)^2 = 0?

[ocean robin]

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWO SQUARES

[tribal warren]

Like I'm no specialist or something

but there wasn't a square

[ocean robin]

You mean when you subtract them?

🤔

[opal sequoia]

What do you mean, Nola?

[thick charm]

[] and |_|

[ocean robin]

0?

[valid ice]

yeah, a^2 - (b^2)

[thick charm]

But with another underscore on top of the second one

[ocean robin]

GOOD CHUCK- wait.

[thick charm]

but I forgot that'd make it cursive

[sour mesa]

If I solve that I only get 7 as answer

[thick charm]

So yeah go and make fun of me

I'll get you back someday

[opal sequoia]

Okay, Nola, but there is an actual rule to it.

[tribal warren]

Oh boi

[ocean robin]

I am sorry to be sassy

[valid ice]

a^2 - (b^2) = (a+b)(a-b)

[ocean robin]

...

LOOKS FAMILIAR

[valid ice]

so x^2 - 4 = 0 is...

[sour mesa]

lmao

what

Callum

you are scaring me

[ocean robin]

Wait.

[opal sequoia]

Do you know what the discriminant is, Nola?

[ocean robin]

Wait. How can it be -4 if it's a square?

🤔

or

-(2)^2?

[thick charm]

Sassy Flappy is my favourite sassy

[sour mesa]

I just looked at my math textbook for an equation and I saw exactly that equation Callum

[valid ice]

because it's x^2 - (+4)

[ocean robin]

is this a compliment

[sour mesa]

At the moment you typed that in

[sudden panther]

No, this is a complement

[valid ice]

nola wave to the camera

[tribal warren]

I mean it's a pretty common equation

[thick charm]

It might be

I like sassy people

never a dull moment with you assholes

[sour mesa]

@opal sequoia b^2 - 4ac?

[thick charm]

<3

[sudden panther]

Ban sassy people.

[opal sequoia]

Yes, Nola.

[sudden panther]

Ban sassyfloop.

[ocean robin]

😦

[tribal warren]

x²-5x+6=0
x²-4=0

Those are very common

(When teaching)

[opal sequoia]

And what is the rule for the discriminant when there is only one solution for x, Nola?

[ocean robin]

"you assoles" wow and I have the feeling that I am only sassy here

I am not that sassy IRL.

[sudden panther]

Flops has internet balls.

[ocean robin]

🤔

[valid ice]

if flops doesn't do more maths she's gonna be castrated.

[sour mesa]

You can only find answers if D >= 0?

[sudden panther]

Loool.

[ocean robin]

A woman can be castrated? TIL.

[hot cloak]

Hey memers

[opal sequoia]

Yes, but what about one solution, Nola.

[valid ice]

your internet balls flooss

[sudden panther]

Hey Doggerooni.

[ocean robin]

Heyo Foxxo!

I don't have balls.

[thick charm]

I wish I had internet balls

[sour mesa]

I haven't learned that, only know that

[thick charm]

I only have Pokéballs

[ocean robin]

fuck who stared that

[hot cloak]

maths, castration, what a typical evening in this server

[sudden panther]

There are entongs in my pokeballs.

[valid ice]

arrem says otherwise

[ocean robin]

fok arrem who cares

[opal sequoia]

Okay, Nola. Let me teach you a cool fact right now. If it's negative, there are no real solutions. If it's positive, there are 2 solutions. If it's 0, there is one solution.

[sudden panther]

Pretty much, foxxo.

What are you up to? 😛

[sour mesa]

Ohhhhh

[opal sequoia]

Because the +/- disappears.

[valid ice]

one solution

[sour mesa]

And that's because we don't use i here

[valid ice]

one repeated real root

[sour mesa]

right

[hot cloak]

I'm going to sleep 😜

[ocean robin]

😦

[sour mesa]

because you can't take the square root of an negative nu,ber

[thick charm]

Take care!

[sudden panther]

WHAT

FUCK OFF

[ocean robin]

LOL RIP ARREM

[valid ice]

schlaf gut oxxof

[sudden panther]

Oh it's the devbot.

[hot cloak]

well not now

[ocean robin]

oxxof

[hot cloak]

:P

[opal sequoia]

Nola, yes, that is for the negative case. But what about the case where the discriminant is 0?

[hot cloak]

maybe in 15 minutes

[valid ice]

wow so rude

[sour mesa]

then it'll be just 1 answer

[opal sequoia]

Yeah.

[sudden panther]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There.

[hot cloak]

but thankies

[sour mesa]

Ohhh, that's handy to know

[valid ice]

one repeated real answer 😦

[tribal warren]

Hey foxer

[opal sequoia]

Callum, no one says it like that.

[ocean robin]

so active damn

[hot cloak]

hey bergo

[ocean robin]

brego

[sudden panther]

Great, you can use the 15 minutes to talk about math and balls.

[ocean robin]

damn who did that

[valid ice]

I'm going with what I was taught 😛

[tribal warren]

bregananant

[opal sequoia]

"Real solution" is completely accurate.

[hot cloak]

you look so old and christmasty

[ocean robin]

I suspect Arrem

[sour mesa]

now let's learn flops integrals

[opal sequoia]

"Repeating" I have never heard in my life in this context.

[sudden panther]

🎅

[hot cloak]

ARE YOU BERGONANT

[tribal warren]

ty foxxo

I am christimassy

[ocean robin]

I know intregrals already. Or maybe it's the wrong term.

[sudden panther]

Lol.

[ocean robin]

🤔

[sudden panther]

No you don't.

[tribal warren]

haha

[hot cloak]

AM I BREGGNOT

[tribal warren]

you don't Flopp

[ocean robin]

well shoot

[valid ice]

floops intergrate x^2 with respect to x.

[ocean robin]

[sour mesa]

lmao wat

[ocean robin]

Okay no.

[sudden panther]

Shit

[tribal warren]

great job

[ocean robin]

Oh those. Okay no.

[valid ice]

👏

[tribal warren]

you fucking meme

[sour mesa]

flops solve:

[opal sequoia]

What did you mean by integrals, Flappy, btw?

[tribal warren]

NO

DON'T STAR MY RUDENESS

[ocean robin]

BUT I DON'T KNOW THEM

[sudden panther]

I WASNT THINKING OKAY

[tribal warren]

OH GOD

[valid ice]

arrem lol learn to use latex

[hot cloak]

[sudden panther]

ban Collemnerd

[ocean robin]

Was talking on things like [4;12 [

[viral thunder]

❌ Bad argument: Member "Collemnerd" not found

[sudden panther]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

...

[sudden panther]

Those are intervals

[ocean robin]

arrem broke

[hot cloak]

intervals

[ocean robin]

DAMMIT

[sour mesa]

latex \int_0^{\infty} \frac{5sin(x)}_{x} \mathrm dx

[viral thunder]

Rendering Latex failed. See help if you think this is a mistake.

[hot cloak]

you tried floppo

[ocean robin]

LOOOOL

[valid ice]

👏

[sour mesa]

okay i give up

[sudden panther]

I love kids. So funny.

[ocean robin]

😦

[ocean robin]

I take that as an offense.

[opal sequoia]

That's okay Flappy. We should do some practice with intervals sometime.

[tribal warren]

hahaha

INTERVALS

INTEGRALS

XD

[valid ice]

go run 100 meters every 30 seconds flaps

or you push cars again 😠

[ocean robin]

what

[opal sequoia]

You guys are way too exciteable. I'm going to go do more studying, lol.

[ocean robin]

NO

[valid ice]

interval training is a type of exercise 👍

[sour mesa]

boi yes

[valid ice]

prove it.

[sour mesa]

Now I need to find my paper again

[hot cloak]

like show me (7;8] and (8;0)

[valid ice]

no work it out, don’t rely on textbooks 😄

[sudden panther]

I'd like to see (8;0)

[sour mesa]

I solved it one time already

one sec writing out the latex

[sudden panther]

Mmm Latex.

[valid ice]

ban armeme for nsfw

[hot cloak]

arrem should I help you with latex?

[sudden panther]

Yes please. We can be latex buddies.

[hot cloak]

who is this guy btw

[valid ice]

so flops you gone to sleep yet or still here?

[hot cloak]

and this

who the fuck is this

[valid ice]

a nerd

[ocean robin]

You gone to sleep loool

[hot cloak]

he looks awful

[valid ice]

so aye, difference between two squares

[hot cloak]

like an old meme on facebook

[sudden panther]

who is this guy

[ocean robin]

(a+b)(a-b)

[valid ice]

solve x^2 -4 = 0 while i make a sandwich

[hot cloak]

^ahahahahha

[sudden panther]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

[thick charm]

imagine not knowing Stefan Stefansson

[valid ice]

ignore the negative solution for 2root(4)

[sudden panther]

Who is
That's @iron bear

[thick charm]

have you lived under a rock for the entirety of 2016?

[ocean robin]

^

[sudden panther]

And who is
That's self explanatory.

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

who is

[opal sequoia]

[tribal warren]

Stefan Stefansson beat cancer, right?

[opal sequoia]

Who is

[thick charm]

he did

[hot cloak]

is this Juan woooot

[sudden panther]

is my favorite pokemon.

[ocean robin]

Base why.

[sudden panther]

Yes, foxxo.

[ocean robin]

Why did you mention this

[sudden panther]

[opal sequoia]

Sorry, Flappy. I feel bad, I promise. 😄

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

ces

[hot cloak]

wooooooooot

[sudden panther]

I know. I always imagined him as a woman too.

[tribal warren]

Honestly, We are number One is a great song

besides the memes

[hot cloak]

hmmm and why does flappy hate enton

[ocean robin]

I really didn't like it at first

[sudden panther]

Which is why I made this http://i.imgur.com/ALkB1fQ.png

[tribal warren]

Cause she's one of them

[ocean robin]

The meme made me hate him even more

[hot cloak]

[sudden panther]

Fok off Flops, Enton is a treasure. 😍

[tribal warren]

Flapps if I ever learn french can I just use Entonces everywhere in this chat like ces?

Do you mind?

[ocean robin]

No.

[hot cloak]

entonation

[tribal warren]

ces, back to learning!

[ocean robin]

And yes I do mind.

[tribal warren]

what

[sudden panther]

It's settled then. We'll make the bot remove every message that contains Evoli.

[tribal warren]

WOO

[ocean robin]

I was talking to Arrem, you meme.

NOOOOOO

[sudden panther]

YEEES

[tribal warren]

this message will be removed

[hot cloak]

so fĺops

[ocean robin]

yes

[hot cloak]

why do you hate enton

[sudden panther]

I don't.

[hot cloak]

it seems to be cute

[sudden panther]

Enton is a treasure

Enton is life

I love Enton

[hot cloak]

[ocean robin]

no it's ugleh

[sudden panther]

Just look at it. So cute. So lovely.

[ocean robin]

look at this silly face

[hot cloak]

cuteeee

[sudden panther]

look at your silly face 😠

[hot cloak]

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

[sudden panther]

hugs Enton

[hot cloak]

I imagine you like a hairy French Enton with a baguette and a cat

🐱 🥖 🇫🇷

[valid ice]

hey flaps i now have a sandwich

did you do the maths?

[sudden panther]

Me too, foxxo, me too.

[tribal warren]

is that ASCII art?

[hot cloak]

you expected her to do it

naive sweet callum

[valid ice]

flaps do it or i will speak seully memefrencais

[sour mesa]

@valid ice

[ocean robin]

Meme French holy.

[sour mesa]

Got help from my brother so don't except me to know it all

I sorta get it

[valid ice]

eh

[sour mesa]

I can't explain it from top to bottom like fully cause I haven't had calc yet, but know some of the basic things

[opal sequoia]

[sour mesa]

That Si(x) is because common integral

[opal sequoia]

Ah, I see.

You don't have an x in your denominator.

[tribal warren]

weird notation

[sour mesa]

oh wait

did something wrong

[valid ice]

yes

[tribal warren]

I think it's just \int{sinx}

[sour mesa]

it's divided by x

not divided by 5

[tribal warren]

fuck

dx

aa

[valid ice]

🤔

[sour mesa]

This is better

[tribal warren]

Egal

I'm too sleepy for maths

[sour mesa]

Now it's divided by x

What I was supposed to solve

[valid ice]

That and why are you multiplying by C?

[sour mesa]

to add a constant to the solution

cause if

[valid ice]

to add? 🤔

[sour mesa]

oh my

🤦

I'm always doing things wrong with latex

[valid ice]

even then, I'd say you don't need to add the constant

due to the fact it's a definite integral

[opal sequoia]

Callum is correct.

[sour mesa]

isn't it indefinite

[valid ice]

indefinite would be

[opal sequoia]

Well, you are evaluating it as a definite integral when you take the limit.

[sour mesa]

oh wait

Now i see

yeah

that constant isn't needed

[opal sequoia]

If you stopped it mid-way there, you would need the constant.

[valid ice]

since you're subtracting F(x2) from F(x1), it fucks off 😃

[sour mesa]

yeh

[valid ice]

that is to use the entirely technical term

[sleek valve]

Today I realized: The quantity? of math being discussed here daily is the reason why the mods have two general chats, lol.
And it's nice btw, I'm not complaining.

[opal sequoia]

That's not correct.

[valid ice]

^

[tribal warren]

maths wasn't that much arround

[valid ice]

it just so happens this is pretty much just #maths

[tribal warren]

it's the Flops Era, Grey

[opal sequoia]

The second general was created quite a while before people began discussing maths often.

[sour mesa]

I need to make my maths now

Bye

[tribal warren]

Bye

[opal sequoia]

Enjoy, Nola.

[tribal warren]

Nola remember remember

[valid ice]

🤔 nola are you french?

[tribal warren]

your marks on refraction to make borgo proudo

haha

[sleek valve]

oh, so this victory is because of Flops and here torturer? teacher? lol

[tribal warren]

just kidding

[sleek valve]

bye, Nola

[opal sequoia]

I guess so. Technically we should discuss it in #science I guess but people just have these kind of conversation in #general-2 for now.

Since it's out of the way.

Okay, I keep getting distracted. 😄

Really need to focus. Stupid exams. 😔

[tribal warren]

Base, focus

[opal sequoia]

You too.

[tribal warren]

Fokus und Konzentration!

Yes

[sudden panther]

UMD SAGACITY

[tribal warren]

YES

what would be our meme noun for sagacity

🤔

Sagaciouskeit

[valid ice]

Sagatown https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saga,_Tibet

Sagacity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saga,_Saga

[tribal warren]

Oh I hadn't seen Saga town

[viscid cape]

Little Tom in big distress sings in the evenings for his evening bread, sings for butter and for bread, but a knife has he not, and a wife, her gets he not.

😸

[ocean robin]

Her gets he not? 🤔

[valid ice]

^

[viscid cape]

Just to keep the German structure 😸

[thick charm]

rhyming bread with bread and not with not

what a great poet

[ocean robin]

oh okay

[viscid cape]

There's another rhyme, if you pick the right German word

😸

Try to find it Floppo

Verses 1, 2 and 3 should rhyme

[ocean robin]

Woo. Thanks phone.

Stupid phone. >.<

[viscid cape]

No worries I saw nothing

[ocean robin]

Kleiner Tom in große Not, Singt in den Abende für ihr Abendbrot, Singt für die Butter und für das Brot, aber ein Messer hat er nicht, und eine Frau, ihr besorgt er nicht.
1 and 2 doesn't rhyme 🤔

also great literal translation

[thick charm]

große Not

triggered

[ocean robin]

thanks

I like how dict.cc said Not and I was confused

[pine ginkgo]

ihr besorgt er nicht

chuck

[viscid cape]

He's talking about declension

[pine ginkgo]

:D

:D

[ocean robin]

🤔

Isn't the article die?

strong denclension -e?

[thick charm]

oh

[ocean robin]

or maybe the wrong case

[thick charm]

I didn't even see that

oh man

[ocean robin]

idk

[thick charm]

oh manohmanohman

[pine ginkgo]

i know chuck

[viscid cape]

Yes, case 😸

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

does krypti know it?

:D

[ocean robin]

i swear when I wrote this I was like "the fuck is this" but then Krypti said it was the German structure

So I did it 🤷

[viscid cape]

He's talking about case again

[ocean robin]

🤔

yu sure about that

[pine ginkgo]

i am not talking about anything though

[viscid cape]

Although the verb is a wee bit strange for the context

[pine ginkgo]

just having fun with chuck

[viscid cape]

😸

[ocean robin]

okay solet

so

🤔

[viscid cape]

Fix the first verse first

One at a time

[ocean robin]

My thing got starred. And it is scary.

[viscid cape]

😸

[pine ginkgo]

only 14 and already so... eloquent

:D

[sudden panther]

All your things get starred.

[ocean robin]

Eloquent?

🤔

[sudden panther]

urban flop

[viral thunder]

Your search for flop returned the following:

Definition

Something that fails miserably

Example

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.

[ocean robin]

😦

[sudden panther]

It's k Floop you're fine.

[viscid cape]

I love the example lol

[ocean robin]

But why did it get starred? ;w;

[sudden panther]

It may be. Err. A tiny bit memey.

[pine ginkgo]

flop

don't ask

[ocean robin]

I am sure it's the last verse

[pine ginkgo]

just... bear with it

[ocean robin]

am certain

[thick charm]

just make sure to not besorg es ihr

[sudden panther]

Ehehehe.

[thick charm]

dw we're just being 12 year olds

[ocean robin]

damn please, I just wrote "get sb." because that's basically what it said

🤔

I was like "weird structure but k"

[viscid cape]

It's probably something pervert

Forget it

[torn kindle]

Wer besorgts mir?

[ocean robin]

🤔

[torn kindle]

[ocean robin]

lol seska

[torn kindle]

Lol chuck

[thick charm]

[pine ginkgo]

your last sentence pleases meadequately, flops

don't worry about it

it brought me joy

[ocean robin]

ah

[torn kindle]

Ich weiß nicht mal ob chuck mit chuckwave reacted hat oder jemand anderes xD

[thick charm]

meadequately

War ich

[torn kindle]

Okay xD

[ocean robin]

okay so let's correct this

I am afraid

so wrong case on the first verse, huh

[fair iron]

Why the double space? ^^

[ocean robin]

phone is derping again

[thick charm]

I am a fraid

[fair iron]

Only a poor craftsman blames his tools.

[thick charm]

maybe she wanted to write fraud but the phone autocorrected it to fraid?

[ocean robin]

🤔

no

[thick charm]

:(

[ocean robin]

I am not a delinquent.

[valid ice]

usure?

[fair iron]

No record? No ASBO?

Callum, check for an ankle monitor.

[thick charm]

But you might be a deceiver

[valid ice]

haha

[ocean robin]

🤔

[valid ice]

floopss have you ever taken a screwdriver to an ankle bracelet?

[ocean robin]

no

🤔

[viscid cape]

Still waiting for the first verse

[valid ice]

ever been grounded?

[ocean robin]

👀

[placid heath]

Hallong Floopton!

[thick charm]

Flappy, the deceit deceiver

[ocean robin]

what do you mean by grounded?

[valid ice]

put under house arrest

[ocean robin]

no

[fair iron]

Grounded into a pulp.

Oh.

[ocean robin]

🤔

[valid ice]

no that's ficticous costco

[fair iron]

She claims that she's never taken a screwdriver to an ankle monitor, but that doesn't mean that she doesn't have one.

[ocean robin]

🤔

[thick charm]

Grounded into a Pulp Fiction

[fair iron]

Flappy, can you count the number of ASBOs you have on one hand?

[thick charm]

ASBO is my favourite tv station

[ocean robin]

But what is an ASBO first?

🤔

[valid ice]

it's a mark of how cool you are

[placid heath]

ASBestOs?

[valid ice]

the more you have -> the cooler you are

[thick charm]

a serious bottle opening

[valid ice]

(in manchester)

[placid heath]

🍾

[fair iron]

One on each ankle is the latest trend.

[ocean robin]

ah

[placid heath]

Opened seriously TM

[ocean robin]

Well I don't know.

[fair iron]

Can confirm, Callum. Lived there. ^^

[valid ice]

only one on each? ye dweeb, i can't bend my legs

[thick charm]

dw Flappy I didn't know they existed either

[ocean robin]

wow thanks chocc

[pine ginkgo]

korea

[placid heath]

Luni

[pine ginkgo]

http://prntscr.com/h945dj

guck mal

[thick charm]

They're something you get for 'anti-social behaviour'

[ocean robin]

damn

solet why ;w;

[fair iron]

Anti-Social Behaviour Order, Flappy.

[placid heath]

wtf

[ocean robin]

🤔

yeah no

[pine ginkgo]

und dabei ist sie erst 14, korea!

[ocean robin]

I am not a delinquent

[valid ice]

usure?

[fair iron]

They start young, Solet.

[ocean robin]

yes

[thick charm]

u might be an impostor

[pine ginkgo]

casca 😱

[ocean robin]

but but what ;w;

[thick charm]

'A 13-year-old forbidden to use the word "grass" as a term of abuse in order to threaten people.'

[ocean robin]

when you're confused

[thick charm]

They really do start early

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

I'm gonna grass your grass in the grass

[ocean robin]

what the heck

[fair iron]

No need for grassic violence, Chuck.

[valid ice]

🚪

go

[fair iron]

Do I get another ASBO now?

[thick charm]

Sorry, I just watched Jugrassic Park

[valid ice]

nah a ban

[ocean robin]

Oh god.

[fair iron]

Oh, shame.

[ocean robin]

Chuck. Get out.

[fair iron]

Chuck. Get in.

[ocean robin]

🤔

[thick charm]

Look at her, she got a eat grass

Okay that one's actually pretty good

if you get it

[ocean robin]

why am I laughing so hard

[valid ice]

Chuck. Shake it all about.

[fair iron]

Why indeed.

[thick charm]

exhibit a

I'm gonna use that from now on

[ocean robin]

I would really like to have the literal translation of that poem

wow tired

🤔

[thick charm]

I'm in a perpetual state of shaking my grass

Help

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

I got grass cramps

[ocean robin]

what

[valid ice]

shush gramps

[thick charm]

Help

the boogie woogie slowly takes me over

[ocean robin]

take chuck and call an ambulance now

[thick charm]

Not long and I'm gonna be a bleus artist

help

blues

[pine ginkgo]

get some grass dude

[valid ice]

bleus 🇫🇷

[ocean robin]

🇫🇷

[thick charm]

🇳🇱

[fair iron]

🇱🇺

[thick charm]

[valid ice]

🇨🇵

nuu flaps

you got yourself bamboozled

[ocean robin]

tf

🤔

[thick charm]

🇪🇺

[fair iron]

In fact, Flappy, you weren't even close:

[thick charm]

I didn't even know there was a country there

And I'm usually pretty good at that kind of stuff

[ocean robin]

🤔

lol what

[thick charm]

'Clipperton Island', huh?

[fair iron]

Clipperton Island is an atoll in the Pacific. It's a French overseas territory.

[ocean robin]

Let's got there because I am curious.

HA

[fair iron]

*go.

[thick charm]

We can go there on our way back from the trip to sagacity

[ocean robin]

Yup thanks Casca, typo.

sagacity I need that

[thick charm]

Oh wait no, we can't.

It's uninhabited

[fair iron]

Not to mention that you still have to sort that whole kidnapping thing.

[thick charm]

Oh right

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

Hey Mr. and Mrs. Flops, would you mind if I took your daughter to Japan and to an uninhabited island 1000km off the coast of Mexico?

No? neat.

[ocean robin]

"neat"

🤔

[thick charm]

Isn't it beautiful

[ocean robin]

lol there's nothing

[thick charm]

they even have a runway for airplanes

[sleek valve]

Mr. & Mrs Flops: Can we come too? ~~wir sind~~ Uns ist langweilig.

[fair iron]

Interestingly enough Google Earth shows an image of Dubai, but we can neglect that little error.

[thick charm]

Uns ist langweilig

[ocean robin]

heh

[thick charm]

Wir sind langweilig = We are boring (people)

[ocean robin]

wait woot Chuck 🤔

Yeah I am boring you didn't know?

[sleek valve]

Wow, HUGE difference.

[ocean robin]

well sometimes

🤔

[fair iron]

We didn't know, Flappy. You've always been a pleasure to have here. ^^

[ocean robin]

Awwww. ❤

[thick charm]

Couldn#T HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER

oh

caps

Yeah let's go with that

I just yelled at you

[sleek valve]

shhh, Bell is sleeping.

[ocean robin]

"I LOVE YOU" "whoa are you okay"

[thick charm]

Das Betreten ist nur für wissenschaftliche Zwecke erlaubt.

bummer

What does that say, Flappy?

[fair iron]

That Flappy is not a scientific cause. ^^

[thick charm]

Flappy is in fact not a scientist

[ocean robin]

no

but one day maybe

[sleek valve]

Would you like to be?

[ocean robin]

Naaah.

[sleek valve]

Prefer engineering?

[ocean robin]

The entry is only allowed for scientific purposes.

🤔

Nope, doctor. ^^

[sour mesa]

You will need some good Physics for engineering

So I don't think she wants that

[prime remnant]

Did anyone say doctor

[ocean robin]

yes me

[thick charm]

no only doctor

[viscid cape]

I give up my exercise 🤷

[ocean robin]

sorry 😦

[viscid cape]

I give up my exercise 🤷

[ocean robin]

🤔

[sleek valve]

why? 🤔

[prime remnant]

What exercise

[ocean robin]

I did a translation and didn't correct it

[prime remnant]

Is Fläppl a doctor now

[sour mesa]

I like how school teaches me how to split the squared to solve a quadratic equation and makes 5/10 of the equations impossible lmao

[thick charm]

yes

[ocean robin]

I just said something very wierd in it lel

[thick charm]

you may not call her Dr. Floopington

now

not not

[ocean robin]

^ if tou say that I kill you

[prime remnant]

@ocean robin Give 10 differential diagnoses for shortness of breath

[thick charm]

tou

french detected

[ocean robin]

huh what

i am 14

🤔

[prime remnant]

But you're a doctor

[thick charm]

that's not a diagnosis

[valid ice]

hello 14 🤠

[prime remnant]

Being 14 does not cause shortness of breath

[sour mesa]

Doctors are also people who have a PhD

You don't need to be an actual hospital doctor

[sleek valve]

Well I ment, why do you, flops, want to be a doctor?

[ocean robin]

mmh

Well several reasons.

[thick charm]

she wants to rip people open

the usual

[sleek valve]

lol

[sour mesa]

Flops do you love physics and biology?

[ocean robin]

YES

YES

[sleek valve]

go for it.

[ocean robin]

BIOLOGY IS MY LIFE

[prime remnant]

@ocean robin Do you like having no social life and having to cram thousands of pages of stuff into your head

[sleek valve]

Dr. Floopington.

[sour mesa]

But physics' bedrock is math

[ocean robin]

that is scary but I don't care

[fair iron]

Prepare to be tested, Flappy.

[prime remnant]

@ocean robin Do you like throwing around names of obscure people

[ocean robin]

If I must do this to be a doctor,, then I'll go for it.

[prime remnant]

@ocean robin Do you like making jokes that no one understands apart from your classmates

[fair iron]

Which type of blood vessel carries blood towards the heart?

[ocean robin]

🤔

[sleek valve]

Easier than having to memorize coutless equations and have headaches because of a problem to solve.

[pine ginkgo]

casca :D

[ocean robin]

Towards eh.

Oooh, I get the point, but yay I only have French names \o/

[sour mesa]

Floppy you will need to know calculus when you want to be an doctor. And probability theory

[prime remnant]

@ocean robin Are you so masochistic as to enjoy being shouted at and insulted by doctors every single day

[fair iron]

Feel free to use those, Flappy.

[ocean robin]

Okay so first, please don't say anything bad about my dream. Thanks in advance.

[prime remnant]

I'M LIVING YOUR DREAM

[ocean robin]

That's my #1 motivation at school and therefore why I work so hard.

[sleek valve]

@sour mesa why? so she can calculate the estimate number of people ganna enter the ER during her shift?

[prime remnant]

AND IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT KIND OF DREAM IT IS

[fair iron]

We'll always support you in everything you do, Flappy.

[prime remnant]

jk go for it it's fun

[ocean robin]

Well Casca, first I must pick the right one

Veine ou artère? i always confuse them so floop please focus

I think it's artère eh

[fair iron]

So close.

[prime remnant]

Veines go to the heart, artères go from the heart.

[ocean robin]

Wow rip me.

[sour mesa]

@sleek valve I thought you needed to study Physics ans biology for nursery?

[sleek valve]

Biology sure, but not that much physics. Probably just the first year.

[ocean robin]

Well I didn't study that again for 2 years. 🤷

[sour mesa]

Oh

[prime remnant]

A solid foundation of biology is probably useful

[fair iron]

Of the two vessels, which is thicker?

[ocean robin]

And the parts of biology I am really good at are thingos about the human body, surprisingly

[prime remnant]

@fair iron Do you mean the wall or the diameter

[ocean robin]

I would say the artery too, veins aren't that thick iirc

[fair iron]

Correct, Flappy.

[sour mesa]

So she won't go further than classical physics?

[prime remnant]

Ah okay

[fair iron]

I realise my question was a little vague, but Flappy understood it, which is good.

[ocean robin]

^^

[prime remnant]

What is the largest artery?

[ocean robin]

🤔

Arteries have names. Wot.

[prime remnant]

Do you learn that 🤔

ok nvm

[ocean robin]

no 🤔

[sleek valve]

They won't do anything atomic or subatomic and those are huge, classic things of translation as I recall seeing some lectures' papers.

[fair iron]

Everything unique in the body has a name. ^^

[sour mesa]

Even then. Theoretical physics is calculus. Or is uni still learning formulas and applying then?

[ocean robin]

And yeah, I am pretty good at biology/physics I think

Even if all my marks apart from English and German dropped more or less 😦

[fair iron]

The French name seems to be Aorte, Flappy.

[ocean robin]

🤔

OH YEAH

[toxic urchin]

Ah I see it now

[ocean robin]

Forgot that existed.

[prime remnant]

Which of the organs do most people have two of?

[fair iron]

Oh, I like that question. ^^

[ocean robin]

oh shoot I forgot the name shoot shoot

[sleek valve]

@sour mesa Well, I'm a senior EE but My cousin studies medicine? and the physics were just simple things. Things could be different for sure.

[fair iron]

Are we only taking the torso into account, or the entire body, Kännes?

[ocean robin]

Wel fak let's just give the French term, I didn't learn biological terms in English

les reins have fun

[prime remnant]

Well, why not the entire body 🤔 just name some

[fair iron]

The kidneys is correct, Flappy.

What else?

[ocean robin]

wooo

uh 🤔

[prime remnant]

Die Niere, -n

[ocean robin]

well I am blocked

mmmh

[sour mesa]

@sleek valve true. But then most people already start with integrals near the end of high school

[ocean robin]

OH OH

[sour mesa]

Basic calculus mostly

[ocean robin]

les poumons

[sour mesa]

And beginning with calculus

*integrals

[fair iron]

The lungs.

[prime remnant]

die Lunge, -n

[sleek valve]

@sour mesa right, just simple stuff so they could have an idea of the horrors things coming next.

[ocean robin]

What next 🤔

[sleek valve]

University/College whatever.

[sour mesa]

Don't think about it flappy

Just don't think about it yet

[ocean robin]

I don't think about that. ^^

Which of the organs do most people have two of?

[opal sequoia]

[sour mesa]

even though im 15 and reading calc books

[ocean robin]

I have two eyes

[prime remnant]

Well true

[sleek valve]

The vNext Einstein, Nola?

[thick charm]

teeth

[ocean robin]

LOL

[prime remnant]

Why are everyone so young

[ocean robin]

tbh I am out of ideas

🤔

[fair iron]

You only have two teeth?

[thick charm]

yeth

[fair iron]

Don't just think about the torso, Flappy.

[sleek valve]

Every bone in your arms and legs.

[fair iron]

Not every organ is located there.

[sour mesa]

@sleek valve I would like to learn QFT. Don't wanna wait for uni

[sleek valve]

If they are counted as organs.

[ocean robin]

The neck? 🤔

wait

no nevermind

[fair iron]

^^

[opal sequoia]

🤔

[sour mesa]

So i am self teaching it to myself by starting with calculus ans probability

And then a bit more advanced clasical physics

[ocean robin]

shoot what is producing saliva again

AHHH I FORGOT THE WORD

[sleek valve]

@sour mesa It's marvelous thing, I've read much about Quantom Physics. Maybe you'll be the one who finally does find the "The Theory of Everything" and bind all four nature permitive forces.

[thick charm]

the saliva producer

[ocean robin]

chocc no

[toxic urchin]

something glands

[thick charm]

excecutive saliva producer

Mr. Thomas Glands.

[ocean robin]

Yeah, something glands

I am searching for the French word

[thick charm]

le glands

[prime remnant]

well the answer is quite obvious tbh

[fair iron]

Salivary glands would be the English.

[ocean robin]

I had it and then it disappeared from my head

yeeeh

[thick charm]

Oliver Glands.

See?

I was close

[sour mesa]

@sleek valve lmao. I like it how everyone at school says im a nerd because i already know big pi and sigma and more things

[ocean robin]

les glandes salivaires D:

[fair iron]

What else, Flappy?

[ocean robin]

🤔

[fair iron]

There are some obvious organs you have yet to mention.

[toxic urchin]

I didnt know the spelling for salivary

[ocean robin]

breasts

[prime remnant]

Okay I totally forgot the word Speichel

[ocean robin]

🤔

[prime remnant]

I always thought Schilddrüse was sort of a fun name

[toxic urchin]

I think floop.exe crashed

[sleek valve]

@sour mesa well, just keep the good & hard work up, it does pay off eventually.
Keep imagination and asking questions out of curiosity.

[prime remnant]

Think of the other parts. Including the parts that only half the people have.

[ocean robin]

I did say breasts already.

[fair iron]

What else?

[ocean robin]

and then oh

mmh how do you say that in English

[thick charm]

deez nuts

[ocean robin]

les ovaires or somehing like that

[fair iron]

Say it in French if you're unsure.

The ovaries.

[sleek valve]

/ðat/

[fair iron]

Keep going. ^^

[toxic urchin]

you should do the obvious ones first

[ocean robin]

Then there are the balls 🤔

[fair iron]

Testicles, Flappy.

[toxic urchin]

use the correct term

[ocean robin]

yes

[prime remnant]

lel

[ocean robin]

mmh what else

[fair iron]

She has already mentioned the obvious ones, Crab. Most of them anyway. ^^

[ocean robin]

ears

uh

dunno

[prime remnant]

Yeah I'm pretty content

[ocean robin]

🤔

[prime remnant]

Well yeah

[fair iron]

How are you typing this?

How do you walk?

[ocean robin]

Feet and fingers are organs?

[fair iron]

Feet and hands, yes.

[ocean robin]

TIL.

[fair iron]

I think that should suffice.

Which is the largest muscle?

[ocean robin]

oh

mmmh

[toxic urchin]

ok whats the biggest organ we have flappy?

[ocean robin]

🤔

[prime remnant]

Good question @toxic urchin

[fair iron]

^

[ocean robin]

behold french terms

[fair iron]

There are two answers, depending on how you look at it.

[placid heath]

Is this an organ too? https://thumb9.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/847081/146893088/stock-photo-church-pipe-organ-keyboards-pedalboard-and-control-buttons-146893088.jpg

[fair iron]

We want both, Flappy.

[ocean robin]

So about the biggest organ, I am quite skeptical

[fair iron]

Yes, Korea. A very beautiful one.

[prime remnant]

I like this server. This server is wholesome.

[ocean robin]

It's an insestin sth and forgot the other term

🤔

[fair iron]

Intestine?

[toxic urchin]

I thought she was making a pun with skeptical

[ocean robin]

Instestin grêle? I don't remember <_>

[fair iron]

Small intestine.

[ocean robin]

But I know that one organ is very very long

[fair iron]

Incorrect.

[ocean robin]

shiet

[fair iron]

We don't mean length, Flappy.

[ocean robin]

It's the other one

🤔

AH

[fair iron]

We mean overall size.

[toxic urchin]

or girth

[ocean robin]

Lungs?

[fair iron]

No.

[ocean robin]

🤔

[fair iron]

Remember that we want both answers.

[prime remnant]

@fair iron 🤔

[ocean robin]

Overall size, huh.

[toxic urchin]

you can try cutting yourself up and measure all the organs

[ocean robin]

no

[fair iron]

As Crab asked, which is the biggest organ?

[ocean robin]

I don't want to die yet, thanks.

[placid heath]

It probably stands in some church

[thick charm]

I see where this is going

[ocean robin]

Um, there's two I am thinking about now but it's still length

🤔

[thick charm]

It's not what you're thinking about

And no, it's not the next thing you'll think of either.

[placid heath]

Is it mayonnaise?

[thick charm]

think outside of the box

[ocean robin]

Don't think so, was going to say trachée/oesophage

and I think I spelled it wrong

heh

[prime remnant]

The trachea and the oesophagus are not it though

[fair iron]

It's not the oesophagus.

[ocean robin]

Thought so

🤔

[toxic urchin]

we know that smallest is your brain

[sleek valve]

Look at your hands

[thick charm]

look at your hands

now back to mine

[ocean robin]

lol

[thick charm]

Sadly, your hands aren't as cool as mine.

But they could smell like them.

[ocean robin]

LOOL

[prime remnant]

What does it mean to have cool hands

[thick charm]

idk I'm doing a parody here

it doesn't need to make sense

[prime remnant]

Does it mean you have peripheral vascular disease