general-2

[placid heath]

:(

[sudden panther]

Git rekt. :^)

[tribal warren]

XD

[placid heath]

git gud --force

[tribal warren]

Git Arremt

New verb, to arrem

Where is Flapps though

Is she trying?

[thick charm]

GOTTA EAT BYE

[placid heath]

or maybe s/tr/d

[red pewter]

can I have another sentence :? it can be easy

[thick charm]

• Flaps, 3 minute ago

[red pewter]

oh

oops

[thick charm]

s

[tribal warren]

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"

[sudden panther]

She probably

1. Flooped away
2. Died
3. Is eating
4. Momma called for her
5. STOP CALLING ME ENTON
6. Is still thinking
7. GOD STOP IT WITH THE SNAILS
8. Is comatose

[placid heath]

:snailton:

[thick charm]

9. all of the above

[tribal warren]

Are you able to do that one, Bell?

[placid heath]

omg

no

my mind

that image

:snailton:

Whoever photoshops a snail and an enton on ailton gets a ⭐

[ocean robin]

I can't do it, as far as I can tell

[thick charm]

OH GOTT

AILTON

[tribal warren]

I gotta go fast

[placid heath]

:D

[ocean robin]

I didn't even do the first step

[tribal warren]

@ocean robin think of common factors

[placid heath]

Los Chuck! Du schaffst das

[ocean robin]

Huh okay but

How would that help?

[sudden panther]

Floop is the worst mathememetician ive ever seen in my 3 yer long carer as a mathememeologist and ii can only say that kshes the aogolute worst and sohul fbe very shamaend of werfself!!!!!111111111einself

[tribal warren]

Okay, do you see how at the top part there's 3

and at the bottom part there's 12

[placid heath]

Arrem, you dropped the einself

[sudden panther]

There. ❤

[placid heath]

good buoy.

[tribal warren]

Think of that

[placid heath]

:P

[tribal warren]

wait do I have to photoshop it?

[placid heath]

Wenn chuck ne schnecke und enton auf ailton gephotoshoppt hat, taggt mich bitte

Nö

GIMP geht auch

[sudden panther]

AH I SEE IT NOW. The cancel out and we end up with (x^2-y^2)/(x-y). Then the x and the y cancel out and we end up with (^2 - ^2) / (-).

[placid heath]

korrigiere das: Wenn irgendjemand die Schnecke und das Enton auf Ailton geeditiert hat, taggt mich!

[tribal warren]

Flapps, remember, don't cancel things out unless it's multiplying

[sudden panther]

What do I win?

[tribal warren]

That's why you need to factorise using common factors

[placid heath]

[ocean robin]

Like that?

[sudden panther]

Good Flopper.

[tribal warren]

Yea

[ocean robin]

And then I cancel the 3?

[tribal warren]

Good job

[sudden panther]

Now tkae your pen and cross the living meme out of that 3.

[tribal warren]

Yup

Kill it

[sudden panther]

With fire.

[tribal warren]

You understand why you can do that, right?

[thick charm]

@placid heath

[sudden panther]

Holy meme.

[tribal warren]

It's very important that you do, Flapps

[sudden panther]

Chuck delivered.

[placid heath]

GOLD

GOLD FÜR DIESEN MANN

[ocean robin]

gOd Chocc

[tribal warren]

GOLD

PLS DON'T STEAL OURS

Portugal laughs

Okay Flapps, it's still not done

what can you do now

[placid heath]

3
Kill it
with fire
😏
Tötet es bevor es Dreier legt

[thick charm]

It's better this way

With the beak over the nose

[red pewter]

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"Sobald Bergo Flapp eine Matheübung gegeben hat, sie verschwand.

[sudden panther]

11/10

[placid heath]

You can post that image again and again

You'll get a star each time

Arrem

[thick charm]

Too bad Bremen won't get another star anytime soon

[sudden panther]

Korea?

[placid heath]

We need the head of that image as :snailton:

[sudden panther]

Bbbut. Emoji slots. 😦

[tribal warren]

It looks correct to me, Bell

[placid heath]

kick another one out

[tribal warren]

But ask the big dudes

[sudden panther]

How about ?

[sudden panther]

LOL

[tribal warren]

Oh god

[placid heath]

maybe or ?

[red pewter]

can i change it a bit

[tribal warren]

Flaps stop cancelling things out like that

[sudden panther]

Floops, as a rule, dividing by 0 breaks the universe.

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

If you're dividing by 0, you did something wrong. 100%.

[tribal warren]

Yea in math you can't divide by 0

[red pewter]

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"Sobald Bergo zu Flapp eine Matheübung gegeben hat, sie verschwand.

[sudden panther]

At least in highschool. Later on it's kinda possible.

[ocean robin]

b-but

[red pewter]

i don't know how to make it clearer

[ocean robin]

Wait what Arrem?

[tribal warren]

@sudden panther Limits

But still

[sudden panther]

You can't divide by 0.

Never.

[placid heath]

Dividing by zero hit's the limits of mathematics.

[ocean robin]

You can divide by 0?

[tribal warren]

YOU CAN'T

[placid heath]

No.

[tribal warren]

YOU

CANNOT

[red pewter]

flappers, factor the 4 out first

before you cancel

[tribal warren]

😛

[placid heath]

You can watch closely what happens when you intended to do that

But you can never divide by 0

[tribal warren]

Flapps, remember my advice

Ask your teacher about cancelling

[placid heath]

Only by small values like 0.0000...0001

:snailton: - wann

[ocean robin]

I fucked up cancelling again?

[tribal warren]

Yea

[red pewter]

yes

[ocean robin]

I was sure of that there

[tribal warren]

actually after you cancelled 3, you fucked everything up

[red pewter]

you have to factor out that 4 before you cancel

[ocean robin]

lol

[sudden panther]

You have 6 apples and you give an equal amount to 2 people. How many apples does each person get? 3, because 6/2 = 3
You have 6 apples and you give an equal amount to 0 people. How many apples does each person get? Wait what? What person? There are none. Because 6/0 is undefined.

[tribal warren]

you did that wrong

[ocean robin]

[placid heath]

Hmm

[ocean robin]

ah

LOL

[tribal warren]

btw the parenthesis are for didatic purposes, Korea

I know you're gonna flame them

the first ones

👀

[sudden panther]

Tbh this is the 234523452345th time Floop does that exact same mistake when cancelling stuff.

[red pewter]

is my sentence understandable or

[placid heath]

Arrem, you could say: You have 6 apples and want to give out 2 per person. How many persons can you give 2 apples? -> 6/2 = 3.
You have 6 apples and want to give out none per person. How many persons can you give 0 apples until you have none left? ALL THE PERSONS! :P

[sudden panther]

Someone should explain how cancelling works, but I have no idea how to do that since she'd floop out on me as soon as I mentioned factors and terms.

[tribal warren]

@ocean robin 4 Things:
-Don't write multiplication with x for the love of everything that's alive
-You fuck up cancelling way to hard
-Never ever ever ever ever divide by 0
-> a²-b²=(a+b)(a-b)

There you go

oh actually 4

[sudden panther]

I dislike the inconsistency.

[placid heath]

B I N O M I S C H E F O R M E L N

[tribal warren]

😛

[sudden panther]

• • • and then suddenly ->

[tribal warren]

It would look like

-a²

[sudden panther]

Then make them all ->

[tribal warren]

Arrem

What matters is the sagacity

[thick charm]

Best I could do. Only have paint.net on this pc rn

[tribal warren]

LOL

We gotta star it all

[ocean robin]

"You fuck up cancelling way too hard" lol

[red pewter]

cries in the corner over my lost sentence

[ocean robin]

"use dots" oh god

why dots flips table

[thick charm]

Use the boost to get through

[sudden panther]

Sagacity is the most important thing. Shame that she has none.

Because you'll inevitably fuck shit up if you keep using x for multiplication Floops.

[placid heath]

Chuck, transparency plz

For perfect emoji-format

[tribal warren]

Just try again and send the picture, we'll work on it until it's correct.

[sudden panther]

Also, let's discuss cancelling for a minute please.

[red pewter]

flaps, basically you tried to cancel (x-y) with (4x-4y). you can't cancel things with + or - unless they match the exact same, and they don't

[placid heath]

Arrem

What are your excuses now

[thick charm]

It's a bad emote

nobody would ever use it

[placid heath]

I would use it as much as flops uses kappammlolwaevoli

[sudden panther]

1. Identify the thing you want to cancel.
2. Make sure that it appears in both the numerator and the denominator.
3. If there are any + or - around the things you're cancelling, it's not fine to cancel it.
4. Don't forget 3)
5. If there aren't any + or - around the things you're cancelling, you can cancel it.

Examples:

[ocean robin]

What's the point of that?

[thick charm]

Except for torturing Flopps

[ocean robin]

god chocc

[red pewter]

no flaps bad

you made it worse

[ocean robin]

[red pewter]

bad bad dbad

[red pewter]

flaps, what do 4x and 4y have in common?

[ocean robin]

huh

[tribal warren]

wait bell

[ocean robin]

huh

[sudden panther]

Since we want to cancel out the (x-y) and there is no addition going on anywhere around it, the cancelling works.

Example 2

[red pewter]

what do 4x and 4y have in common.

[red pewter]

what is the same about them

[tribal warren]

Wait bell

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

She has to understand this

[sudden panther]

There is now addition going on around the (x-y). Therefore, we cannot cancel it.

Example 3

[red pewter]

i mean, I've tutored this stuff for 4 years. What I am saying is still valuable

[tribal warren]

It is

You can say it afterwards

[sudden panther]

\frac {4x - \textcolor{red}{4y}}{y}

[tribal warren]

Just one thing at a time

[sudden panther]

fuck me

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

We cannot cancel y and y because there's a minus around that top y.

[red pewter]

could someone please tell me about the sentence that you gave me?

[sudden panther]

What was it again?

[placid heath]

Arrem, there's a security issue with the latex bot.

[red pewter]

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"Sobald Bergo zu Flapp eine Matheübung gegeben hat, sie verschwand.

[sudden panther]

And that is?

[placid heath]

I'll message it to you, k?

[sudden panther]

Sure thing.

[ocean robin]

Berg, I wouldn't put that "zu" for "zu Flapp"

ops

*bell

[tribal warren]

Arrem, you forgot to mention + - inside a parenthesis, when you can cancel out stuff

like for example

[viscid cape]

"Arrem, there's a security issue with the latex bot." I don't know why, but this was funny as hell 😂

[red pewter]

I don't know how to show who is giving it to who

so i added it

[tribal warren]

oh no nvm you did show that

I'm crazy

[ocean robin]

You don't really need to do that in German, Bell

[sudden panther]

Yeah. It kinda makes sense from context, Bell.

[red pewter]

okay

so my first version was probably better

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"Sobald Bergo Flapp eine Matheübung gegeben hat, sie verschwand.

[tribal warren]

@ocean robin Did you understand cancelling by what Arrem said?

[ocean robin]

I think so.

[tribal warren]

Okay

[sudden panther]

Okay. And when I reacted with WO to our original message, I meant "word order". Should have been a bit more precise, sorry.

So Floop.

[red pewter]

oh, i had no idea 😄

i saw "where"

[sudden panther]

Can you explain why the thing you did was wrong then?

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

https://i.imgur.com/AwBzkj6.png

Why is that a no go?

[red pewter]

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"Sobald Bergo Flapp eine Matheübung gegeben hat, verschwand sie.

[tribal warren]

@red pewter By the way I didn't mean to say that what you were talking about common factors was useless or anything, it's actually something we gotta talk to her about, I was just trying to make her focus on what Arrem was going through, because she could get confused

Sorry if it was rude

[red pewter]

it was a little frustrating i'll admt

no one would answer me, so I went to help her instead, and everyone told me to shut up

my feelings were hurt.

[tribal warren]

sorry :c

[ocean robin]

3. If there are any + or - around the things you're cancelling, it's not fine to cancel it.
   That one, I fucked that rule up

[red pewter]

it happens a lot. people hyperfocus on flaps. and i love her, but it sucks sometimes

[ocean robin]

Awww Bell 😦

[red pewter]

it feels like you can ONLY get any training when she's around, and ONLY if it's the same thing

[sudden panther]

I kinda hyperfocus on math. 😅
I once completely missed a troll while I was talking to someone else in the very same channel. Base had to PM me about it. 😅

Plus, you're free to ask for training at any time. 😉

[red pewter]

it happens outside of math too :/

but hey it's cool

i don't want to start any issues

I am very appreciative of any and all help i am given

you guys are SO nice and i'm extremely thankful for you

[viscid cape]

Bell you should see what Floppo does to me, then you'll know true ignoring

[ocean robin]

😦

[tribal warren]

Okay

Do you have any more questions about your sentence, bell?

[viscid cape]

What are you all talking about

[red pewter]

i don't know if it's any better

[ocean robin]

I want huggies.

[sudden panther]

It's fine now.

[tribal warren]

I don't trust my german but it seems correct to me

[viscid cape]

snuggles Floppo 👁3👁

[ocean robin]

wooo \o/

[sudden panther]

Alternatively, replace verschwand with the present perfect form, just to avoid sounding like a book.

[red pewter]

okay. thank you 🙂

[ocean robin]

And nou Arrem, I don't agree.

why wouldn't it be uh wait

[tribal warren]

And about Flapps' maths, 2 things we have to talk about first is you gotta redo the factoring after what I mentioned about a²-b², and second is what bell wanted to say about the common factors at the denominator

[ocean robin]

nvm she corrected it

Huh? I must redo the factoring? How?

[red pewter]

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"Sobald Bergo Flapp eine Matheübung gegeben hat, verschwinden sie ist

[ocean robin]

Wait. What?

nou bell

[tribal warren]

Hmm, I don't think that's correct, Bell

[red pewter]

i went from 2 words to 3 and i don't know what to do now 😄

[ocean robin]

V2 is which verb, infinitive or conjugated one? 😛

[tribal warren]

You have to do something close to "she had disappeared"

Which is Past Perfect

[red pewter]

ist verschwinden sie

oh

oops

um

[ocean robin]

nope

Closer though

[tribal warren]

Wait

I shouldn't tutor this german thingys

[ocean robin]

whai

[tribal warren]

As soon as Bergo gave Flappy a math exercise, she had disappeared

that doesn't sound right

she disappeared

[nocturne spruce]

I doubt it would be Past perfect

[tribal warren]

ok just Present Perfect then

[nocturne spruce]

since it isn't past perfect in english either

[tribal warren]

yup

[red pewter]

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"Sobald Bergo Flapp eine Matheübung gegeben hat, ist sie verschwinden.

[ocean robin]

💯

i think

[nocturne spruce]

yup

[tribal warren]

Genau

Let's go back to what you wrote

[nocturne spruce]

when you lead with the subordinate clause, the verb in the main clause comes in position one

[red pewter]

thank you ❤

[sudden panther]

Not quite 💯

[tribal warren]

The denominator

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

Oh

WutFace

[sudden panther]

Check the proper present perfect form. 😄

[ocean robin]

How so Areem?

[tribal warren]

oh yeaaa

I didn't notice it

[nocturne spruce]

Yeah right

verschwunden

[tribal warren]

verschwinden isn't the past participle..

don't spoil it 👀

[red pewter]

RIP

[nocturne spruce]

nonetheless, the structure is more relevant than the word here

and you got that right

[red pewter]

i just wanted to prove i knew where to look.

[ocean robin]

RIP

[red pewter]

"Once Bergo gave Flapp a math exercise, she disappeared"Sobald Bergo Flapp eine Matheübung gegeben hat, ist sie verschwunden.

http://conjugator.reverso.net/conjugation-german-verb-verschwinden.html

is that where you recommend looking up how to conjugate if you don't know?

[tribal warren]

it's a pretty good website

[red pewter]

just making sure I'm using good resources.

[tribal warren]

ok dokie

@ocean robin You wrote 4x-4y as (2x-2y)(2x-2y), which is (2x-2y)², but that's not correct, that's what I meant with fixing the factorising

You gotta factorise it using a common factor there.

In 4x-4y, what does 4x and 4y have in common?

[ocean robin]

Factor is 2?

[red pewter]

now it's okay to say 🙄

❤

2?

2?????

[nocturne spruce]

bell is frustrated, so adorable 😄

[ocean robin]

Or 4

[tribal warren]

Calm down bell xD

[red pewter]

how do you guys have infinite patience with us ❤

[tribal warren]

Again, Flappy, answer this

In 4x-4y, what does 4x and 4y have in common?

[ocean robin]

I said 4

[tribal warren]

Okay then

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

That's correct

[nocturne spruce]

Flops, I want you to do something for me

[ocean robin]

4 (x - y)

[tribal warren]

So how would you factorise it, knowing that both of those terms have a 4

Great

[ocean robin]

What is it Pengu?

[tribal warren]

So let's get back to what we had

[nocturne spruce]

For the following week, whenever you answer anything, don't put a question mark or a thinking face

[ocean robin]

oh waw

Will be hard 👀

[nocturne spruce]

I won't force you by any means, just try

[ocean robin]

I will

[tribal warren]

Yup, commit to your answers

Okay, now knowing that 4x-4y=4(x-y) and knowing that a²-b²=(a+b)(a-b)

Factor that thingo

or Simplify it

[ocean robin]

okay

wait

[tribal warren]

I'll wait

Also, remember what Arrem told you about cancelling

[ocean robin]

What's the link between the formula and 4 (x-y)?

[tribal warren]

the link?

you mean what's common?

[ocean robin]

Yeah why we should use it

[tribal warren]

Write it out, you'll see

@ocean robin you there yet?

[ocean robin]

I am still there.

[tribal warren]

Okay

Do you have anything so far?

[nocturne spruce]

remember that a^2 - b^2 , has a and b as place holders

[tribal warren]

It's fine if you commit mistakes, we'll work on it, don't be scared of it

[nocturne spruce]

so it can be used with any variable you have

such as x^2 - y^2

[sudden panther]

Don't leave Bergo to rot, okay?

[tribal warren]

We gotta finish this

[ocean robin]

I don't have something yet

[tribal warren]

Did you try applying the "formula" on the numerator and factorising the denominator?

[ocean robin]

Yeah Pengu, but the issue is why it would be so?

[viscid cape]

Pats Floppo

[nocturne spruce]

what do you mean?

[ocean robin]

oh wait

[nocturne spruce]

place holders just act as a way to make the rule more understandable

[tribal warren]

yea

[nocturne spruce]

rather than writing it out in words

[tribal warren]

it doesn't matter if it's a²-b² or x²-y², berg²-flap²

it'll always be

THE SUM times THE SUBTRACTION

it's just another way of writing things

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

Good job.

[nocturne spruce]

nice

[ocean robin]

wooo \o/

[tribal warren]

It's not done yet

[nocturne spruce]

one step left

[tribal warren]

Yes

[ocean robin]

Can we cancel (x - y)?

[tribal warren]

Can we?

[ocean robin]

I think so?

[tribal warren]

Explain.

[ocean robin]

Well there's no minus or plus symbol near it and it's present in the denominator and the numerator so I think we can cancel it.

[tribal warren]

Correct, do it.

[nocturne spruce]

Well done flops

[ocean robin]

\o/ 🎉

[nocturne spruce]

🎉

[tribal warren]

Good job Flapps

[viscid cape]

Very good Floppo

[tribal warren]

Do you think you'd be able to do that again?

[ocean robin]

Now that Arrem explained that in another sight, I think so

[tribal warren]

I really hope you understand these concepts

They're crucial to maths

If you ever feel like you're not sure about something, ask away, it's important to ask stuff.

[pine ginkgo]

S A G A C I T Y

[ocean robin]

S O L E T

[tribal warren]

One day you'll conquer Sagacity

[red pewter]

hi luna ❤

[tribal warren]

Kryp's pupil.

[nocturne spruce]

Remember that everything in math builds upon prior stuff, so if you feel shaky always ask

[ocean robin]

I still don't know what sagacity is.

[tribal warren]

It's just a meme

[ocean robin]

okay

[nocturne spruce]

Like wisdom, but different

[tribal warren]

But it kinda means to be sharp

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

it's hard to explain

for factorising, let's say

a person that has sagacity can look at something and know automatically the best way to factorise it

[ocean robin]

Oh.

[nocturne spruce]

It is synonymous with : Wisdom, Intellegence, Understanding, Judgement etc

[red pewter]

factorise :? can I steal that word :?

[tribal warren]

it's something you get with practice

what's the english term, bell?

Sorry

factor?

[ocean robin]

It's factorize

[tribal warren]

factorize?

[red pewter]

just factor :33 but factorise sounds badass

[ocean robin]

[nocturne spruce]

factorise is correct

[ocean robin]

To factor?

[red pewter]

it's not factorize either 😄

[ocean robin]

Naaah I'll stick to factorise because looks like the French word factoriser

[nocturne spruce]

from Factorisation

[tribal warren]

I think factorise is correct cause you can say either Factorization and Factoring

[red pewter]

no one says that

[viscid cape]

Floppo why can you not "cancel" when there's a + in front of it?

[red pewter]

but i like it regardless!

[nocturne spruce]

It was quite common in IGCSE exams

[red pewter]

well, my german friend says i'm a bit of an english bigot. "if it's not american english, it's not real english"

is a common american thought

[nocturne spruce]

Kind of a weird line of thinking isn't it?

[red pewter]

it's quite possible other people say "factorise" in other places and i've never encountered it!

it is bad, but americans are so isolated we don't encounter other englishes often at all

[ocean robin]

Well because that's basically impossible, because it would mean that you need to add this number with another one so you can't cancel it or you'll fuck up all yout calculation like I do 90% of the time.

[red pewter]

i'd go as far to say nearly never

[nocturne spruce]

I'm personally a bit closer to British english than American because that's the system I studied

[ocean robin]

^

[tribal warren]

Flops, let's say you have 2 oranges, and you double them, now you have 4, but then you divide them between you and a friend, now each of you has 2 oranges again

[ocean robin]

Like for me I am loyal to "learn/learnt/learnt" even if I saw that most say the US version

[nocturne spruce]

I guess you guys can't look at English and say that it's dumb next to your mother tongue like we do, so you compare american English to british

[red pewter]

yeah, american english isn't the studied english

[tribal warren]

So basically you did 2 operations that "are cancelled"

[red pewter]

the thing is, i don't know a lot of British English because I'm just not EXPOSED to it

[thick charm]

great, you canceled the orange

[tribal warren]

if you have 2 oranges, multiply it by (x+1) and then divide it between (x+1) people, each will have 2 oranges

[ocean robin]

chocc please

[nocturne spruce]

chuck, we need a law that prevents oranges from getting cancelled

[tribal warren]

LOL

[thick charm]

There is

[ocean robin]

yah I agree

[thick charm]

it's called communism

[tribal warren]

Do you understand Flopps?

[ocean robin]

lol

[thick charm]

if nobody has an orange, they can't be canceled

[ocean robin]

Yeah I do Bergo, thanks ❤

[nocturne spruce]

If you have 1 orange and you share it with the entire country's population, how much does each person get?

[tribal warren]

Okay

Next time we'll see

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

This is the idea behind cancelling. You're multiplying by (x - 1) and dividing by (x - 1). So you're in fact multiplying by (x - 1)/(x -1), which is 1.

[tribal warren]

^

[ocean robin]

Yeah.

[nocturne spruce]

any two opposite operations cancel out flops

[thick charm]

With my luck I'd end up with a bit of zest

[nocturne spruce]

the simplest example is addition and subtraction

which is why you can't cancel subtraction with division, since they are not opposite

[viscid cape]

Chucko what is zest

[tribal warren]

Math is always something that you can understand, don't just accept stuff, like "don't cancel if x", understand why some things are allowed and some aren't

[thick charm]

the skin

[viscid cape]

Yes, if you don't understand it, you'll never find it charming

You'll just keep following rules

[tribal warren]

I'mma watch Stranger Things now

[nocturne spruce]

Have fun Bergo

[viscid cape]

Enjoy it, doggo

[ocean robin]

See ya Bergo, thanks again.

[thick charm]

zest is the fancy culinary word for the skin of an orange or a lemon

[ocean robin]

yao

[thick charm]

Have agreat one, Berg

[viscid cape]

Wow

[nocturne spruce]

Lemon zest is actually good

[ocean robin]

We have the same word in French

Well, close

zeste

Lemon zest in crepes 💯

[nocturne spruce]

Orange on the other hand ..............

[ocean robin]

I have no idea

[thick charm]

Zitronenschale > zest tbh

[nocturne spruce]

aren't they the same?

[ocean robin]

What's that?

[thick charm]

yeah

but the word's more descriptive

[nocturne spruce]

"قشرة الليمون"

Better than the rest 😛

[red pewter]

that's a language

[ocean robin]

...how do we read that, Pengu?

[nocturne spruce]

the closest in English would be "Kishrat Al Laymoon"

[ocean robin]

Tbh that writing is fabulous

[viscid cape]

By using your throat

[thick charm]

Laymoon I see it

[viscid cape]

And by throat I mean

Down your pharynx

[nocturne spruce]

yeah, Arabic is absoloutely beautiful

[ocean robin]

You lay on the moon? Like Amstrong? 🤔

[red pewter]

what is korean so easy to read but arabic looks impossible T_T

[viscid cape]

How is korean easy to read

🤔

[ocean robin]

Japanese is OK with Hiragana and Katakana then is ugh with Kanji

[thick charm]

I'm easy to read

[ocean robin]

no chocc

You have so many secrets we didn't find out yet

👀

[thick charm]

name one

[nocturne spruce]

what looks impossible about Arabic bell?

[ocean robin]

idk

[tribal warren]

You have so many secrets we didn't find out yet

How can you know?

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

If you haven't found out

[ocean robin]

Because I am sure it's true for everyone who is here

[tribal warren]

What if I have 0 secrets

[viscid cape]

My secrets... you don't even want to know.

[ocean robin]

...

[viscid cape]

👁n👁

[ocean robin]

Same Krypti...

[tribal warren]

Kryptikosis has Cysticercosis

[ocean robin]

wat

What's that?

[viscid cape]

A fatal brain injury due to German learning

[tribal warren]

german learning infection

[ocean robin]

WHAT THE FUCK

ah

[thick charm]

I have no secrets

[tribal warren]

don't google it

[thick charm]

it's why I can't play truth or dare

[ocean robin]

I won't, looks gross as hell

[thick charm]

They already know everything

[tribal warren]

You always lose on that one

Okay back to the things from the strangers

season 2

[ocean robin]

``Play or dare with Flops:

okay so when was your worst day of your life and why?
...shit``

[thick charm]

let's turn it around then

[nocturne spruce]

worst day in a lifetime?

[thick charm]

What was the best day of your life and why?

[ocean robin]

Well, I don't have a best day to be honest

Nor a worst

[red pewter]

truth or dare??

[nocturne spruce]

The day I found out I passed the UZH admission test and that the year of struggle paid off

[red pewter]

yes!

[thick charm]

truf or der

[red pewter]

the best day of my life was the day I got my cat I'd guess.

[ocean robin]

But hm... I think that can be when I was in Berlin for 4 days, or when I got applauded by all the class because I was the first of my middle school for an English context 2 years ago... I have a lot.

*context phone

*contest ugh

[red pewter]

oh no, the best day of my life was the first time I got to leave America. I was so excited. Thanks, flops

[thick charm]

Best day of my life was when my back then gf moved back to my hometown after being gone for 2 years

[red pewter]

aww ❤ ^

[thick charm]

I'd rather not talk about the worst day, too heavy

[nocturne spruce]

That's cute

[ocean robin]

same

[nocturne spruce]

I'm trying to think of my worst day

But I'm drawing a blank

[ocean robin]

I would tell my whole childhood and I swear that it's not that cheerful

So let's not talk about that plox

[red pewter]

my worst day is very definitive

[nocturne spruce]

First year of kindergarten was a nightmare, that I remember

[red pewter]

kindergarten?

[thick charm]

I scored 6 goals for my youth football team in an important finals game once.

Still proud of that

[ocean robin]

GG Chocc.

[nocturne spruce]

we were 60 kids in one class and the material we learned was not actually kindergarten stuff

[ocean robin]

60 kids in one class. Wow wot.

[nocturne spruce]

and since Syria is a bit of a shithole, we had to fight to keep our food during recess

[red pewter]

oh god 😦

[nocturne spruce]

That's when I developed a habit of banging my head against the sofa as well as biting my nails

[ocean robin]

D:

[nocturne spruce]

thankfully I got rid of the first, since my parents reacted quickly

[ocean robin]

whaaaat

oh dear thanks

[nocturne spruce]

but the second is still with me to this day

[ocean robin]

Same tbh

[viscid cape]

Wear gloves

[ocean robin]

lol

[red pewter]

i bite mine sometimes too

[nocturne spruce]

I hate gloves with a passion though

[ocean robin]

LOL

[red pewter]

I have really bad obsessive compulsive disorder

[ocean robin]

Well I think that I can tell a worst day which isn't too personal

[nocturne spruce]

But considering nothing from kindergarten really carried over or hurt me, I can't say it was the worst time of my life

it was just really unpleasant

[ocean robin]

So it was in middle school 2 years ago, and I had built a solid relationship with a girl and we were like the best friends who could never be separated

Except that there's something which fucked up and we started arguing etc

[viscid cape]

What happened

[ocean robin]

And one day I don't know, but she just yelled at me, tried to talk with me even if I couldn't, and even if I was running away from her, she would just follow me, I had to lock myself in the toilets for that

And then when I came back in the playground, everyone was staring at me including her, and she grabbed me, put me on the wall and started that I suck, etc, everyone was looking and I was crying and trying to say that I did nothing wrong, but she didn't care and almost punched me

[red pewter]

what the heck

[ocean robin]

Luckily the bell rang, it could have got worse, and even if that happened 2 years ago, it's still a fatal wound to me

She is in the same high school as me and I can't talk to her as I did before now

[viscid cape]

I see

Floppo sometimes it's not even a matter of who's right and who's wrong

Sometimes people grow apart of each other

Even our best friends

[ocean robin]

Yeah, and I was hiding that from everyone, by the way

And- oh fuck I am crying now.

[red pewter]

though they seem to be wrong in this case "/

[ocean robin]

Well I don't know how and why this started

[red pewter]

don't cry flaps

high school will pass

I promise

[ocean robin]

But the worst is that I was hiding that from everyone, including my parents, my relatives, etc

And then I couldn't handle anymore

[viscid cape]

Did you open up with someone

[ocean robin]

It's just that I miss very much her relationship because it was like, the best I have ever had

[sudden panther]

Floop bullying is Turing incomplete. Proof by contradiction:

Hey Floop you suck. Now solve

[nocturne spruce]

Well, you survived the experience and definitely grew as a person because of it, you shouldn't let it affect you now

[placid heath]

It isnt.

The LHS is a continuous function

[red pewter]

My worst day came from college

[placid heath]

the rhs is a function on the set of the natural numbers

[sudden panther]

for n in N.

[sand spoke]

can someone critique my accent?

[red pewter]

I still have nightmares from it

[placid heath]

Well.

x \in \reals still

[viscid cape]

@sand spoke Why are you so obsessed with your accent

[sand spoke]

Two people helped me with it before

and I want to minimize it

[nocturne spruce]

Why?

[sudden panther]

So Floop, can we have your proof?

[viscid cape]

@ocean robin I know what you mean, I also lost touch with someone who was my best friend for 6 years

pats Flappo

[sand spoke]

I'm a dual citizen and it's embarassing to me to have an accent in what should be a native language

[ocean robin]

At least I feel a little bit better now.

Letting emotions go through their course is a good thing, I guess.

[nocturne spruce]

How so thup/

?

[red pewter]

yeah flops. it's healthy

and time will heal i

i promise

[viscid cape]

Flappo it's hard not to feel hurt about it. I'll take time to heal up. But try to forgive her and carry on. Bitterness is just going to make things worse.

[ocean robin]

I already forgave her but

[nocturne spruce]

Flops, you'll go through many unpleasant things in life, so long as you have someone to help you through them and you are willing to let that someone help, all will fix itself

[ocean robin]

Whenever I see her, I can't help thinking about that

[red pewter]

you won't have to see her forever

the cool thing about being an adult is you get the freedom to see who you want to see

[ocean robin]

And then there was that time too in April which was really weird and troubling for me

[red pewter]

what happened?

[nocturne spruce]

I had a close friend and we went through something similar (although without agression or public confrontation), we stopped talking for a while, then 2 or 3 years later we reconnected, granted it wasn't the same as before, but we went back to being friends

[ocean robin]

I had some weird feeling and felt really heavy, like if I was going to break

I was crying everyday for no specific reason

Even now I can't figure out what happened this week, but it was so darn horrible

[red pewter]

depression?

[ocean robin]

I have no idea, I don't think I had depression, but maybe because I didn't let go my emotions.

I hide them. Especially sadness and anger.

[viscid cape]

You can vent out your feelings for us, if you want to

We're good listeners

pats you

[ocean robin]

Yeah, I saw that, thanks everyone

[red pewter]

we are all friends ❤

support is really important

[viscid cape]

You can only vent them in German though

[red pewter]

anyone else want to vent about their days?

[viscid cape]

👁u👁

[red pewter]

😮

[ocean robin]

Ah and Pengu, that's happening with my friend I talked about just now.

[nocturne spruce]

That's good

[ocean robin]

Well today's my brother's birthday and we'll go to my father's, so not a unimportant day. ^^

[sudden panther]

https://giphy.com/gifs/puppy-fall-bOmXDVQAR7gaY We interrupt this venting for an important announcement. This is a puppy. Please take a moment to look at the puppy.

[red pewter]

do you guys think every person is a good person :?

[nocturne spruce]

There is this Arabic poem that describes such situations perfectly, I wish I could share it

[ocean robin]

oh god arrem that is so cute

I do, Bell.

[nocturne spruce]

I personally believe that no one is broken by nature, but people are easy to break

[red pewter]

Do you think that every person deserves to live just because they are alive and human?

[sudden panther]

Psh. Some people are messed up. Reeeaaally messed up.

[ocean robin]

Everyone has good intentions but they may not be interpreted the same way.

[nocturne spruce]

I don't believe that we should decide on the Bell

[ocean robin]

okay there's also people who have serious problems

[valid ice]

Not always, some people want to do harm for the sole reason that they can

[sudden panther]

Live, yes. Not be punished in any way if they meme up, no. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[red pewter]

many of you live in places where the death penalty doesn't exist

so i was curious

[ocean robin]

Yeah, France doesn't have that

[sudden panther]

Eh I'm fine with it not being a thing.

[ocean robin]

Well, it was canceled in the 70's?

[nocturne spruce]

Jordan has a death penalty

[ocean robin]

Really Arrem?

[nocturne spruce]

It rarely happens, but it's there

[sudden panther]

Better? 😛

[ocean robin]

Good.

[valid ice]

What sort of crimes does it get handed out to Ninja?

[red pewter]

I'm anti-death penalty as well

I don't think I'd wish it on anyone

[ocean robin]

I think it's for really bad crimes

[nocturne spruce]

Murder with intent was the cause for the last bunch of executions, if I remember correctly

[ocean robin]

Like coups-d'état

[thick charm]

Nobody thinks of themselves as a bad person though, that's the thing.

[red pewter]

this is true

[thick charm]

You can be hurting people and not even notice it

[ocean robin]

^

[red pewter]

unless you lack self confidence

(I think I am a bad person)

[valid ice]

Some people will know what they are doing is wrong, they just want to do wrong

[ocean robin]

Too many self-confidence, eh...

[valid ice]

Differences in the word bad though

[ocean robin]

(I do too sometimes Bell, I blame myself sometimes way too hard)

LOL THANKS

[thick charm]

<3

[red pewter]

I don't think I'm blaming myself too hard. I just think I'm right.

[nocturne spruce]

The other time the death penalty was given was to two ISIS members, after a Jordanian pilot got killed by ISIS

[red pewter]

I am a bad person.

[valid ice]

How so?

[ocean robin]

No Bell.

[nocturne spruce]

in both cases I think it was fair

[pine ginkgo]

i am a bad person

[valid ice]

yes

[sudden panther]

Bad people: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims
Good people: Most others, except Luna, yeah

[red pewter]

I mean, it's pretty easy to see

[nocturne spruce]

Luna is the best (sometimes)

[ocean robin]

And... that might be a weird question but... how did they killed with the penalty?

[red pewter]

Good people get treated well, and bad people are treated the opposite.

[ocean robin]

*how did they get killed

[nocturne spruce]

well before 2014 it was by shooting, now it's either by shooting or hanging

[ocean robin]

fak

[thick charm]

obligatory

[ocean robin]

Hanging? Whoa that's harsh.

LOL

[red pewter]

lethal injection or the electric chair are most common in the US

mostly lethal injection these days

[nocturne spruce]

I mean, they are murderers, all proven guilty with prior planning

I don't think anything qualifies as harsh in this case

[sudden panther]

The way you get treated highly depends more on who you're surrounded by. Surround yourself with assholes and they'll treat you like 💩. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ocean robin]

Yeah but hanging is like, a slow death...

[thick charm]

Death penalty is also still 'legal' in Hesse, but the actual excecution is prohibited by the German law.

[valid ice]

I'd rather be hung than given a lethal injection

[pine ginkgo]

hanging is not a slow death if done corr

ectly

[thick charm]

ectly

[red pewter]

I don't know, arrem.

[sudden panther]

ectly

[thick charm]

fuck

[ocean robin]

lol

[red pewter]

People really enjoy hurting me.

[ocean robin]

Damn, who are those people that way I can punch them?

[sudden panther]

Eh. Some people tend to enjoy hurting people.

[ocean robin]

^

Had the experience.

[pine ginkgo]

me too

[sudden panther]

(On this very server)

[pine ginkgo]

in here

[ocean robin]

no

[thick charm]

OH GOD THEY'RE SETTING THE CLOCKS BACK IN AN HOUR

[ocean robin]

IRL.

[pine ginkgo]

high five arrem

[thick charm]

GET READY FOR TIME SHIFT

[sudden panther]

high five luny

[pine ginkgo]

ZU SPÄT

[ocean robin]

WHAT

[thick charm]

Warte

[ocean robin]

SERIOUSLY NOW

[thick charm]

War schon?

[red pewter]

oh, your daylight savings is this week? ours is next week

[ocean robin]

I WASN'T READY FOR HOUR CHANGE

[sudden panther]

It's from 3 to 2, right?

[thick charm]

yeah

[nocturne spruce]

I think switzerland already shifted

[ocean robin]

OOOOOOH YEAH

[nocturne spruce]

not sure though 😄

[ocean robin]

One hour more for sleep \o/

[valid ice]

We're an hour closer to you then bell 😄

[ocean robin]

i love it

[sudden panther]

Wooo sleep.

[pine ginkgo]

which you wont use for sleep

[sudden panther]

DST sucks though. Ban DST.

[ocean robin]

Yeah, we'll discuss about life here. Yeah.

[nocturne spruce]

Jordan shifted yesterday

Either way, I should head to sleep

[thick charm]

Schlaf gut!

[red pewter]

goodnight friend

[ocean robin]

Same but I don't feel tired

See you Pengu.

[sudden panther]

Noooooo Pengu don't leave uuuus. Good night.

[red pewter]

let's keep playing

[ocean robin]

Playing?

[thick charm]

what were we playing?

truth or dare?

[ocean robin]

Truth or dare?

[red pewter]

yeah!

[ocean robin]

What question could we ask?

[red pewter]

i'm sorry 😦

[thick charm]

alright, truth: If you had to pick either me or arrem to admin this server, who would it be

[ocean robin]

Nooou Bell, no need to apologize!

[valid ice]

arrem

[ocean robin]

LOL CHUCK

[thick charm]

fuck off

[ocean robin]

chuck for me

[thick charm]

I knew Scots were not to be trusted

[ocean robin]

tbh

[valid ice]

chuck are you slowly turning this server to a maths server?

[thick charm]

no

[ocean robin]

Is he?

[thick charm]

I'm bad at the numbers

[ocean robin]

But maybe he'll turn this into a Phoenix Wright and laws one, who knows

[pine ginkgo]

arrem

[valid ice]

chuck could be trusted though

[thick charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LINlUe8TI9U let this song play 24/7

[ocean robin]

YES YES YES

[sudden panther]

solet?

[thick charm]

I know who of you I'm gonna ban when I take over eventually

[sudden panther]

Oh.

[thick charm]

See? He loves you Arrem

OTP

I ship it

[ocean robin]

LOL

[pine ginkgo]

arrem and i have planned 2139 or 2039

[ocean robin]

Solet x Arrem? What the fuck is that.

[sudden panther]

Okay.
List of people not to ban
• Callum
• Luny
List of people to ban
• Fokken Floop

[ocean robin]

why me

[thick charm]

Which list am I on

[valid ice]

ban Flappy

[pine ginkgo]

i don't know if you still would be in for the plan

[viral thunder]

❌ Check failed. You probably don't have permission to do this.

[valid ice]

😢

[sudden panther]

Because of >chuck for me

[ocean robin]

I just said that I like Chocc

[sudden panther]

I could never ban Chocc.

[ocean robin]

What is wrong with that

[sudden panther]

We need someone to help us when Floop finally sues us one day.

[thick charm]

chocclate

God she could sue us for so much mental damage

I couldn't help you there

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

what about us suing her?

[thick charm]

look at that deranged smile

[ocean robin]

WHY?!

[sudden panther]

Oooh. I'd totally sue Floops.

[thick charm]

For being French

[pine ginkgo]

i am pretty sure we have a better case than flops

[sudden panther]

Chuck. Get the papers ready.

[ocean robin]

WHAT THE FUCK

[valid ice]

She wouldn't appear to court

[thick charm]

on it

[pine ginkgo]

since we actually have a memory of what happens

[ocean robin]

I WANT PROOFS

[thick charm]

Defendant, you may now state your case
LOL GOTTA EAT

[ocean robin]

...oh solet

[full falcon]

that's racist

[ocean robin]

^ >:<

[sudden panther]

"Your honor. Why don't you ask Floop some math questions."
3 minutes later
Floop sentenced to life imprisonment

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

Arrem Gant ~ Memeing, Anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsqVDoYe7hU

[sudden panther]

Suing Floop would be so much fun. I'd show up in a yellow suit and call her Enton the entire time.

[thick charm]

LOL

YELLOW SUIT

I KNEW IT

[ocean robin]

NO

[thick charm]

well technically

Gant's suit is orange

but that's close enough

[valid ice]

[sudden panther]

me

[valid ice]

that is yellow

[ocean robin]

That suit is gross tbh

[thick charm]

arrem irl

[ocean robin]

EXACTLY

...what's that guy's name again?

[sudden panther]

We'll make an Enton jail where all the uniforms are yellow. And we'll send Floop to it.

[thick charm]

Valant Gramarye in English

[valid ice]

and you have to do maths for food

[thick charm]

Too bad there isn't anyone in the series that looks like me

[sudden panther]

She'd starve to death within 3 days.

[thick charm]

alas

[ocean robin]

Yeah, thankies Chuck

heh

[sudden panther]

Math for food, German for water.

[ocean robin]

Oh and what does "alas" mean? Sadly?

[sudden panther]

Also every room has a TV that you can't turn off and it constantly plays Enton's best moments.

[valid ice]

maths in german for a head pat from krypti

[sudden panther]

It would be like Floops' personalized hell. I'd love it.

[ocean robin]

oh god

my last moments

[thick charm]

It's a theatrical way of saying 'too bad'

[ocean robin]

Last words of Floop: "I hate Enton"

[sudden panther]

ALAS POOR YORICK 💀

[ocean robin]

BUT WHAT DOES ALAS MEAN

[sudden panther]

See. That's why you'd die. I'd have so much fun in the Enton jail.

[valid ice]

it's like hélas

[ocean robin]

ah

[thick charm]

Chuck - Today at 02:20 It's a theatrical way of saying 'too bad'

[ocean robin]

Okay thankies Callum

[thick charm]

WHAT THE FUCK

[sudden panther]

Just imagine hearing Enton Enton Enton Enton Enton Enton Enton all day long. Music to my ears.

[valid ice]

[ocean robin]

Oh god Chuck I am sorry

[sudden panther]

LOL CHUCK

REKT

And then she claims that she likes you.

Do you wanna sue her now?

[thick charm]

I got owned right there

dang

[ocean robin]

I do

[valid ice]

callum for new chuck now

[sudden panther]

Accepted.

[thick charm]

what

[sudden panther]

You are: Chuck #3.

[ocean robin]

LOL

[valid ice]

Hallo

[ocean robin]

OH I CAN'T ANYMORE

LOL CALLUM

[thick charm]

I suppose if we have a new Chuck

[ocean robin]

wait

[thick charm]

I don't need the wavechuck profile pic anymore

[ocean robin]

whag

[thick charm]

whag indeed

[ocean robin]

Dis is an alt

[sudden panther]

swhag

[thick charm]

I have the shwag na'amsayin?

[ocean robin]

wot

[valid ice]

Ban alts

[ocean robin]

OH GOD

[pine ginkgo]

new chuck can sue flopa

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

Ban fake profile pics

[ocean robin]

yeah

[thick charm]

didn't even get the transparency right

smh irl rn

[ocean robin]

smh

[lament pecan]

No Floop, you are an alt.

[ocean robin]

Heh.

Proof.

[thick charm]

Undeniable proof

[ocean robin]

Which is?

[thick charm]

We accept you as one of our own, new Flappy

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

On one condition

The OG Flappy can stay

[lament pecan]

meim lieblimgspokeman ist Entong ❤

[ocean robin]

OH MY GOOOD

[thick charm]

Arrem go away

[red pewter]

if you could change one thing about the place you live, what would you change?

[sudden panther]

Fine. Good night then. 😦

[thick charm]

no

stay

[sudden panther]

Nothing. It's Vienna. Perfect by definition.

[ocean robin]

Nooooou Arrem D:

[thick charm]

I'd replace the supporting beam

[valid ice]

I'd keep Scotland out of the UK, but in the EU

[thick charm]

So I don't have to be afraid of the house collapsing on me in the night

[sudden panther]

No, no. I get your point Chuck. I am no longer wanted.

[ocean robin]

if you could change one thing about the place you live, what would you change?
I WANT TO FINALLY HAVE A ROOM FOR ME ALONE

[thick charm]

I want you

[pine ginkgo]

i would place flops away from here