general-2

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

So uh, why dich?

[ocean robin]

auf jdn. warten

so akk, therfore dich

Bell!

[red pewter]

How was I seen O_O

[cold vessel]

You typed, I guess

Hi

[ocean robin]

Oh, new avatar.

[red pewter]

Hi ❤

[sudden panther]

But I thought you said that auf takes dative? 🤔

What happened to that?

[nocturne spruce]

Flopsel was actively searching for something to take her attention away 😄

[sudden panther]

Hey bell!

[red pewter]

yeah uh people kept commenting on my face so I took off my face

[ocean robin]

Yeah, true 🤔

[nocturne spruce]

Also Hi bell

[ocean robin]

But eh, looks like that I forgot that auf can take Akk as well

And in this case too because we need it

[nocturne spruce]

Ok, any idea when auf would take Dative and when it takes Akk?

[sudden panther]

Okay so now you know something. Apply it.

[ocean robin]

Well it would take Akk if it would imply movement or something, or if we have set expressions like that

[cold vessel]

The sentence is Time, low tide and high tide don't wait on anyone. if you want to give it a try, bell

[ocean robin]

so wait a sec

[red pewter]

thanks henbri ❤

[ocean robin]

Zeit, Hochwasser und Ebbe warten nicht auf jeden. Look away Bell. 👀

[sudden panther]

writes look away after the sentence

When will Floop get sagacity?

[ocean robin]

idk

[sudden panther]

Okay. Now we do some logicstuffs.

Not all men are mortal.
Socrates is a man.
Is Socrates mortal?

[cold vessel]

Can you call every high tide "Hochwasser"? In Norwegian that's only used when the tide is especially high

Actually I'm wrong 🤔

[tribal warren]

Did I hear SAGACITY?

or read

[sudden panther]

Floop still doesn't have it.

Do something.

[tribal warren]

Truly a shame.

[ocean robin]

what is sagacity

[tribal warren]

Her time will come.

[red pewter]

Zeit, Niedrigwasser und Hochwasser warten nicht jeder auf

RIP me

[sudden panther]

Can you both answer my logic question? 😛

[tribal warren]

It's a way of life, Flöpsel.

[red pewter]

what's the question? i haven't seen anything. sticky scroll

[sudden panther]

Not all men are mortal.
Socrates is a man.
Is Socrates mortal?

[cold vessel]

🤔

[tribal warren]

False

[cold vessel]

🤔

[tribal warren]

All men are mortal

gebannt

[sudden panther]

It's propositional logic. I can write whatever I want, you meme.

[tribal warren]

I know I'm memeing

[red pewter]

not all men are mortal means some man is immortal. So we don't know if socrates is mortal or immortal

[sudden panther]

Correcto.

[ocean robin]

Well he may be mortal but we don't know.

[tribal warren]

Yea

[sudden panther]

However if I wrote "No men are mortal." you'd know that no single man is mortal.

[cold vessel]

Now do it with symbols

[sudden panther]

The same applies to your sentence and nicht jeder 😉

[tribal warren]

Socrates is not necessarily mortal, just like he's not necessarily immortal

[red pewter]

ah man

this was part of the lesson

[sudden panther]

None vs not all, basically.

[tribal warren]

Using logic to explain german, what a sagacious individual.

[nocturne spruce]

Yours does form an equally deep sentence though, along the lines of : Don't wait for anyone

[tribal warren]

inb4: im a sagaciousist

[red pewter]

so we need something other than jeder? or we need to move nicht? or use a word other than nicht?

oh! i get it

I think

let me try

[nocturne spruce]

when did we start using sagacity?

[sudden panther]

We need something that means no one instead of not all/everybody. 😄

[red pewter]

Zeit, Niedrigwasser und Hochwasser warten keiner auf

[cold vessel]

https://i.imgur.com/EIJvE4g.png

[ocean robin]

Keiner?

[sudden panther]

Oookay, now we're getting somewhere. 😄

[tribal warren]

When I used it unironically and I realized that I can't translate portuguese to english and get away with it, but Arrem just memed it and it became the greatest of memes

[sudden panther]

Though what case does warten auf take?

[ocean robin]

[cold vessel]

But it's a real word, Berg

[tribal warren]

I feel like Arrem has a bot only to do that

[sudden panther]

Sagacity is my favorite Floop meme. Sagacity and Enton.

[tribal warren]

Yea but I've never heard of someone using it in english

[red pewter]

please help me learn to use dict.cc

[tribal warren]

And it's quite used in Portuguese, at least my meme teachers used it

[red pewter]

where does it tell us what case it takes?

[cold vessel]

jdn = accusative
jdm = dative

[sudden panther]

Also Floop, even though keiner is fine to use here (when properly declined), it's not the only option. Find another one to practice your dictionary skills. 😛

[tribal warren]

@red pewter if it has dat. and akk, then it's pretty straight forward, if there's an object that's a person, then it'll represent it like henb indicated, jemanden (jdn) = accusative and jemandem (jdm) = dative

[red pewter]

henbri thank you

you too, thank you as well ❤

[sudden panther]

Not even gonna call him by name. Ruthless.

[tribal warren]

I have no name

[red pewter]

😄

[tribal warren]

A man has no name.

[red pewter]

I have no idea how to shorten your name

how do you like it shortened?

[sudden panther]

I've been to through the desert on a berg with no name? 🤔

[tribal warren]

Berg is quite short

[shy bobcat]

through* ain't it?

[sudden panther]

Correct.

[red pewter]

sorry ❤

i'm going to fix the sentence now

[tribal warren]

It's fine bell, Arrem is memein you

[thick charm]

I'm alive

kinda

[sudden panther]

Dammit.

It didn't work.

[tribal warren]

What should you try next?

Hallo Chucker

[red pewter]

Zeit, Niedrigwasser und Hochwasser warten keiner auf as a refresher

[ocean robin]

I am late Bell but this

[sudden panther]

Lol.

[tribal warren]

At least she tried.

Good job Flaptrap

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

👏 👏🏻 👏🏼 👏🏽 👏🏾 👏🏿

[thick charm]

So you wouldn't know this, but the tides are usually refered to as 'Ebbe' for low tide and 'Flut' for high tide

[tribal warren]

I'm telling you he has a bot that does that stuff

[thick charm]

Just as a heads up

Niedrigwasser sounds weird, though it's technically not wrong.

[hot cloak]

literally Ebb and Flow lol

[thick charm]

exactly

[red pewter]

okay i'll replace it

[ocean robin]

...Mine is correct so far?

[sudden panther]

Floopsel pls.

Did you not see the great Socrates problem™.

[ocean robin]

yeah but idk if it's right

[sudden panther]

Again, it's the difference between none and not all.

nicht jeder = not all.

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

I strained my right shoulder

feel bad for me

[ocean robin]

none huh

[sudden panther]

Or no one, if you're gonna look it up, since none is gonna give you some unreleated results too.

Poor Chucko.

[red pewter]

uh stupid question

how does knowing it's akk change keiner :? does "no one" have a gender?

[sudden panther]

There are no stupid questions. Only stupid memers who don't ask questions.

Hehehe. Everything is declined in German. Even pronouns.

https://i.imgur.com/ih4GaLj.png

[hot cloak]

This is the hardest part of German for me

the noun declensions

because English doesn't declinate nouns

[red pewter]

I don't understand how to know if we are using it as m f n or p

if it can be any

[ocean robin]

Zeit, Hochwasser und Ebbe warten nicht auf niemand. 🤔

[sudden panther]

You were using keiner, stick to it. 😄

Okay Floop. Now go check if we decline niemand as well. 😛

[red pewter]

Zeit, Ebbe und Hochwasser warten keinen auf

[sudden panther]

(Hint: we totally do)

[ocean robin]

wtf can we

[hot cloak]

what

[ocean robin]

Niemanden?

TIL.

[sudden panther]

Of course we do. It's a pronoun.

Also lol Flops. Read your sentence again.

[ocean robin]

Huh?

[cold vessel]

Huh, didn't actually know niemand was declined

[red pewter]

floops, you double negatived

[tribal warren]

@red pewter it's Ebbe and Flut

[ocean robin]

.... ah ah ahhh.

Good point Bell.

[red pewter]

Zeit, Ebbe und Flut warten keinen auf

[viscid cape]

Ello.

[tribal warren]

Guten Tag

[ocean robin]

Zeit, Hochwasser und Ebbe warten auf niemanden.

Ayyy Krypti.

[tribal warren]

xD

[red pewter]

Hallo ❤

[sudden panther]

Okay bell. As a last thing, the prepositions usually like to stick around their verbs, unless the verbs get pushed by some other things. So we'd use warten auf keinen instead of warten keinen auf. Since the auf is just a preposition. If we had a verb with a separable prefix like aufwarten (which technically does exist but doesn't mean the same thing), then we'd write the auf at the end. It's important to distinguish between separable prefixes and normal prepositions.

[red pewter]

but D:

[viscid cape]

Good jobbo, ditcher pupil.

[ocean robin]

OH

[tribal warren]

Flops, I'd use Ebbe und Flut

[ocean robin]

mmh okay

[sudden panther]

https://i.imgur.com/e9FrZwO.png The same meaning as aufwarten.

What we need is wait for sb. or auf jdn. warten. 😄

[red pewter]

ohhhh :/

haha!

at least I did right for the wrong verb I chose.

[sudden panther]

Haha yeah.

So Flopperdoodle, can we have your final version?

[red pewter]

Zeit, Ebbe und Flut warten auf keinen

[cold vessel]

Never heard that English expression

[ocean robin]

Zeit, Flut und Ebbe warten auf niemanden.

[sudden panther]

That's because you're a viking.

[ocean robin]

lol what

[sudden panther]

Okay. Now. Ebbe und Flut or Flut und Ebbe. Fight! 🍿

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

I don't know why it didn't send as a gif :c

[ocean robin]

The sentence is Time, low tide and high tide don't wait on anyone. if you want to give it a try, bell

sentence

[red pewter]

exactly ❤

[tribal warren]

lul

[pine ginkgo]

so what is low tide

[red pewter]

bell is right ❤

[ocean robin]

okay it's me

[pine ginkgo]

and what is high tide

[ocean robin]

I flopsed

[pine ginkgo]

flops

[tribal warren]

Floptrop

[ocean robin]

Zeit, Ebbe und Flut warten auf niemanden. there

[red pewter]

can we have checkmarks pls ❤

[ocean robin]

^

[sudden panther]

You can have two.

[ocean robin]

and meh ;u;

[red pewter]

yay!

[whole rapids]

What was the original sentence?

Time, ebb, and flow wait for no one?

[sudden panther]

You can have one and a cute yellow duck.

[ocean robin]

DGSGGFG NO ENTON

[sudden panther]

And Evoli's blood apparently.

[red pewter]

The sentence is Time, low tide and high tide don't wait on anyone.

[viscid cape]

Shall we move on to the next sentence

[ocean robin]

...🤔

[tribal warren]

Shall we move to Maths

[ocean robin]

NO

[sudden panther]

This one took 3 hours as usual.

[whole rapids]

What a strange sentence.

[ocean robin]

I don't feel doing maths today.

[sudden panther]

3 hours and 9 minutes, to be precise.

[red pewter]

no math D: bell is actually great at math

[ocean robin]

Because I don't know.

[tribal warren]

@red pewter ooh, you should become flopps' teacher then

[ocean robin]

Oh if I could be good at math, Bell 😦

[sudden panther]

How not to suck at math:

1. Feel like doing math every day
2. Do math every day

[tribal warren]

^

[red pewter]

I'll trade you your german skills for my math skills!

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

I'll trade you my -

Oh wait, I don't have any skills in either subject

[tribal warren]

This guy

[ocean robin]

Who said my German was good e-

[sudden panther]

Not me.

[tribal warren]

Professor Kryptikosis, PhD in German and Philosophy

[ocean robin]

Thought so.

[tribal warren]

Saying he has no skills

[ocean robin]

lel

[sudden panther]

https://i.imgur.com/sypwvQM.png I'm so sorry. 😂

[tribal warren]

LOL

[viscid cape]

Shush or I'll call the enem dude.

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

Oh

Sorry

[sudden panther]

Alright Krypti.

Sentence 2.

Which should be done by 2 am.

[ocean robin]

lol I must sleep at 2 AM

[red pewter]

bell will work hard!

[whole rapids]

I'll do it for you

for a price

[ocean robin]

I have a train to catch tommorow

[tribal warren]

Why does bell talk about her in the third person?

[cold vessel]

Yeah, it goes faster when bell's here

She has actual work ethic 😛

[red pewter]

D:

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

@ocean robin I have an Enton to catch tomorrow

[ocean robin]

IF ONLY I COULD BE ALONE SOMETIMES MAYBE I'D BE FASTER

[tribal warren]

And

Okay

I'm leaving

[ocean robin]

flips table

nou berg D:

[cold vessel]

Do you have the second sentence, arrem

Ah, there he is

[ocean robin]

I said alone when I work with you with no one who could bother me and I would eventually flop because of them.

[viscid cape]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords

👁u👁

[whole rapids]

who is Virtue

[ocean robin]

You did nothing wron- oh philosophic sentence again.

[nocturne spruce]

this Kryp : the seventh-highest order of the ninefold celestial hierarchy

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

Eigenschaft tut nicht sitzen unten an dem Tischs vong prima Lords.

[ocean robin]

wat

[viscid cape]

😂

[sudden panther]

So Krypti which mediaeval book are you getting these from? 😛

[viscid cape]

'Tis an old dusty book of yore that I have as PDF

I'm adapting it though

Not always correctly

[cold vessel]

Speaking of medieval, I tried out Skyrim in German. A character was addressing his sister as Ihr 🤔

[whole rapids]

was she royalty?

[viscid cape]

I think it doesn't have to be royalty, they address everyone like that 😂

[whole rapids]

maybe just how they did it ye olde zeit

[placid heath]

Habt Ihr überhaupt nichts zu tun, holdes Weib?

[wintry rivet]

not everyone usually, but i'd say usually nobility

[viscid cape]

Humm I see

[ocean robin]

Tugend sitzt sich zur Tischen der großartigen Herren TIL the word for "mister" is the same as "lord". Great. Also that "zur Tische" sounds wrong but I can't think of another possibility 🤷

wait

[cold vessel]

I expected them to use Ihr for situations where you'd use Sie normally but it seems like they just never ever say du

[ocean robin]

oh christ

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt nicht hin an den Tischen von großartigen Gebeiter

[ocean robin]

Welp, I have made a flop there.

[red pewter]

same

[ocean robin]

Oh, our sentences are quite different.

[viscid cape]

Anmerkung:
Die Höflichkeitsform „Ihr“ wird großgeschrieben. Sie entspricht formal der 2. Person Plural des Personalpronomens (ihr). Obwohl das Wort grammatisch eine Pluralform ist, kann es verwendet werden, um sowohl einzelne als auch mehrere Personen anzusprechen.

[red pewter]

i agree with needing the ending

[ocean robin]

hehe

[placid heath]

Kannst du mitkommen? (Informal). Können Sie mitkommen? (formal). Könnt Ihr mitkommen? (Pluralis Majestatis)

[tribal warren]

Didn't know that, maybe I'll play Skyrim in German then

[viscid cape]

Okay so, first thing

[cold vessel]

@viscid cape Right, I'm familiar with the concept. I just found it weird that it was used for a sibling

[viscid cape]

I wasn't very familiar with the concept myself 😂

So, you girls need to come with an agreement

to sit down -> sitzen or setzen?

[ocean robin]

SICH SITZEN

...I think

[cold vessel]

🤔

[red pewter]

i just looked up "to sit down"

but I can see "sitting self"

[ocean robin]

wOt

[cold vessel]

flappy, do you know the difference between setzen and sitzen?

[ocean robin]

awww

sich setzen

[placid heath]

sich setzen vs sitzen

Aktion vs. Zustand

[ocean robin]

Okay so I love the fact that we both have a mistake here

[viscid cape]

Exactly lul

Fix it you both

[ocean robin]

I used sitzen, Bell didn't put sich

👌

[red pewter]

my verb didn't ask for sich :/

how do you knowwww

I get why it makes sense

[ocean robin]

Tugend setzt sich zur Tischen der großartigen Herren.

[viscid cape]

to sit down is always sich setzen

setzen is to put something in a sit position

[ocean robin]

And sitzen?

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt nicht sich an den Tischen von großartigen Gebeiter

[viscid cape]

Like korea said, sitzen is to be sitting. It's not an action.

[red pewter]

do you wouldn't use hin :?

[placid heath]

sich setzen fits the pattern with sich bewegen but not with aufstehen (to stand up). Might be Willkür. :P

[ocean robin]

Wait.

I FORGOT THAT NICH T

UGH GEEZ

[viscid cape]

@red pewter reflexiv pronouns come as early as possible in sentences

[ocean robin]

I was proud of my sentence

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt sich nicht an den Tischen von großartigen Gebeiter

[wintry rivet]

@placid heath sich erheben

[viscid cape]

Flappo you also used the wrong preposition

Think better about it

[ocean robin]

fak

[red pewter]

but seriously, what's hinsetzen used for then :?

[cold vessel]

English also has this difference, "set" and "sit". But it's "sit down" for some reason 🤔

[ocean robin]

At, huh...

[viscid cape]

It's probably the same thing 🤔 I don't know the difference

[ocean robin]

Tugend setzt sich nicht an der Tischen der großartigen Herren.

[red pewter]

why can't I use it :?

[ocean robin]

ops

[viscid cape]

You can use it I think

[ocean robin]

Den. Den?

[viscid cape]

Good try Floppo

[red pewter]

would I still need sich then?

[viscid cape]

Now, accusative or dative?

Yes

[ocean robin]

let me fix that der

[red pewter]

okay

[ocean robin]

Tugend setzt sich nicht an den Tischen der großartigen Herren.

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt sich nicht an den Tischen von großartigen Gebeiter

[viscid cape]

Floppo, accusative or dative?

[ocean robin]

Dative.

[placid heath]

Stimmt, I/L-aith, aber das ist ja im endeffekt eigentlich synonym.

[viscid cape]

Explain

[ocean robin]

Because it's a location.

The tables don't move so Dat.

[viscid cape]

Gebeiter 🤔 Dahell is that

[ocean robin]

^ 🤔

[viscid cape]

Who's doing the action?

[ocean robin]

Well, Virtue in this case

[red pewter]

virture lmao

[viscid cape]

So why does the table's motion matter

[tribal warren]

Die Katze springt auf den Tisch

Does the table's movement matter?

[ocean robin]

Because if we don't figure out wait what

lol what

[red pewter]

gen...?

[viscid cape]

Genitive would be better, yes

[red pewter]

table of great lords....great lords' table?

[viscid cape]

the table great lords'

😂

[nocturne spruce]

while yes bell, Genitiv in German is more formal than it is in English

[ocean robin]

Let me rephrase that.

[nocturne spruce]

so while "of" makes it sound more royal in English, "von" does a bit of the opposite in German

[ocean robin]

If the verb of the subject doesn't imply movement, then it's Dat.

[viscid cape]

True.

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt sich nicht an den Tischen des großartiger Gebeiter

[viscid cape]

Now, does sitting down imply movement?

[ocean robin]

yeah

[viscid cape]

@red pewter Watch the number

@ocean robin So you need to use...?

[ocean robin]

Akk.

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt sich nicht an den Tischen der großartiger Gebeiter

[viscid cape]

Then fix it

[ocean robin]

Tugend setzt sich nicht an die Tische der großartigen Herren.

[viscid cape]

@red pewter Fix adjective declension

[tribal warren]

What are these sentences Kryp

[ocean robin]

I dunno Berg

[red pewter]

ESLFJLASFJ I FIXED IT

WHERE DID MY FIX GO

[ocean robin]

I KNOW THAT FEEL

[viscid cape]

@ocean robin Good, it's grammatically correct. Großartig doesn't feel good here though, but I don't know why

[ocean robin]

\o/

[sudden panther]

Well at least it's better than toll or prima, Krypti. 😛

[ocean robin]

lol

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt sich nicht an den Tischen der großartigen Gebeiter

[viscid cape]

😂 True

Oh btw

[cold vessel]

klasse

[viscid cape]

You'd better remove that definite article

[ocean robin]

Huh?

[viscid cape]

I said "of great lords"

No definitiness here

[ocean robin]

...

okay

[viscid cape]

@red pewter Now bell, sich setzen

Implies motion or not?

[ocean robin]

Tugend setzt sich nicht an die Tische großartiger Herren.

[red pewter]

yeah motion

you're sitting

[viscid cape]

So what case do you need?

[red pewter]

uh

[ocean robin]

Flops can do denclension \o/

[red pewter]

motion is dative right

[viscid cape]

Other way around

If the prepositio is dual, motion = accusative

and "an" is dual

[red pewter]

what do you mean by dual?

[viscid cape]

by dual I mean that it can take both cases

[wintry rivet]

@placid heath but it'S reflexive unlike aufstehen , i think aufstehen is jsut a weird one because stehen is not a motion verb on it's own

[red pewter]

oh, okay

[tribal warren]

Oh Rhyw became Laith

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt sich nicht an die Tischen der großartigen Gebeiter

[viscid cape]

Good, now fix the plural of Tisch

[placid heath]

Okay, soviel Ahnung hab ich dann nicht über Grammatik :P

[viscid cape]

And remove the definite article

[cold vessel]

Which word should be used for "great"? Can "groß" be used in this context?

[wintry rivet]

@tribal warren people had trouble pronouncing Rhyw

[viscid cape]

@cold vessel The original sentence says groß

[placid heath]

Reiw

[tribal warren]

Ach so

[placid heath]

Mit w das schon fast ins f übergeht, würde ich das sagen

[ocean robin]

I almost used groß too

But I wanted to check

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt sich nicht an die Tische großartiger Gebeiter

[viscid cape]

großartig is more like "excellent" to my mind

[tribal warren]

groß would imply they're large phisically

wouldn't it?

[shy bobcat]

@placid heath hm, ich hätte "rief" oder "riew" gesagt 😄 😛

[ocean robin]

Because in French you would use that exact word for "great" in this context

[viscid cape]

@tribal warren I thought as much, but apparently no

[placid heath]

Ich hätte ihn vmtl nach dem ersten Tag Reifen genannt weils mir zu blöd wäre :P

[tribal warren]

@viscid cape huh

In portuguese too, Flappo

[placid heath]

Gebeiter

Flops

[tribal warren]

Although we have a word for großartig aswell

[placid heath]

Was hat bell da falsch gemacht?

[ocean robin]

We do too, Berg

[red pewter]

alles :?

[placid heath]

Flops, what did bell do wrong with Gebeiter? :)

[hot cloak]

Gehts immer noch um das great?

[placid heath]

You know that mistake yourself.

[ocean robin]

Did she put singular in there?

[viscid cape]

@red pewter Check spelling

[placid heath]

^

[ocean robin]

idk to be honest

[placid heath]

What parts in that word are prone to misspelling?

[red pewter]

Virtue does not sit down at the tables of great lords: Tugend setzt sich nicht an die Tische großartiger Gebieter T_T

[placid heath]

Spoiler

:P

[viscid cape]

😂

[placid heath]

ie/ei, Flops

[red pewter]

❤

[viscid cape]

I need to eat now, be back later

[ocean robin]

I hate those

[hot cloak]

Bye

[ocean robin]

See ya Krypti.

[wintry rivet]

@placid heath exactly my point, an dit was supposed to be something along the lines of Riu

[placid heath]

bye kryptik

[red pewter]

thank you for your help!

[tribal warren]

Bon appetit, Kryp

[placid heath]

yw = iu

wtf

iu wie in you, oder?

[wintry rivet]

yap

[placid heath]

Nenn dich einfach Rewe

:P

English pronounciation ftw

[wintry rivet]

na lass mal

[placid heath]

Naja

Jetzt ist dein Name immer noch mehrdeutig

L oder I?

[wintry rivet]

i

[placid heath]

l?

oder I?

Oder sogar ı?

Vielleicht auch |?

[wintry rivet]

I = i

[placid heath]

|lıI

Vier Zeichen

:P

[wintry rivet]

wo sind eig. alle grad hin?

[placid heath]

Wir haben sie verscheucht

Oder die stalken alle Kryptik beim Essen, idk

[hot cloak]

...

Stille

[tribal warren]

Ich bin immer noch hier.

:v

[red pewter]

Ich bin hier!

[hot cloak]

Dann sind immerhin auch noch nicht Deutsche auf dem Deutschlern-Server

[placid heath]

Wenn ich manchmal meine Rechtschreibung / Grammatik sehe bin ich auch eher B2

Mit C2+-Wortschatz halt.

[red pewter]

O_O

[wintry rivet]

^^

[placid heath]

Und C2+-Sprachgefühl

Aber die stupiden stumpfen Grammatikregeln, und Zusammen Schreibung undauseinanderschreibung, da mach ich Vehler.

[red pewter]

Ich habe eine Frage

[thick charm]

What is it?

[tribal warren]

If I understood what you meant Korea, I feel just like that with Portuguese

[red pewter]

okay we are going back to english? cool

[wintry rivet]

that was on purpose, wasn't it?

[thick charm]

Oh, we were doing the German?

[red pewter]

Why do you guys put so much time into us :?

[thick charm]

I like to help

[placid heath]

my mistakes?

[thick charm]

really comes down to that

[placid heath]

It's a nice activity in my free time :P

[thick charm]

If I have the time and the only alternative is to sit in my room and mope, I'd rather help out here and there.

[placid heath]

Seeing that my hobbies are a) reading b) programming (but i have no ideas whatsoever) and c) chatting, well... :P

[thick charm]

Also I enjoy socialising and this is a good way to make buddies

[viscid cape]

"Seeing that my hobby is programming but my work is programming"

[tribal warren]

Aww

[ocean robin]

huh

[placid heath]

My work ain't programming

[thick charm]

Hey Flups

[ocean robin]

Oh I am back.

Hey Chuck.

[tribal warren]

That's cute chuck

I also like helping, but I don't think I'm good at it

[viscid cape]

Germans are good fellas

[tribal warren]

I confuse people

[placid heath]

My work is Kindergeld einstreichen and my contract runs until I'm 25.

[thick charm]

painting child's money

Amazing

[red pewter]

you guys are so nice ❤

[placid heath]

Hm

[ocean robin]

Bell ❤

[placid heath]

Notiz an mich selbst

Amazong = Meme-Wort für Amazon

[ocean robin]

LOL

[viscid cape]

Why do you think Korea is nice, he's just collecting data from us

Selling it to a DaF corporation

[placid heath]

DaF?

Dank AF?

[thick charm]

Deutsche aufm Friedhof

[placid heath]

Meme companies?

Bei uns im Dorf aufm Friedhof liegt einer, der Unterscheidet sich vom Charlie-Chaplin-Imitator nur um ein R im Namen ._. und der Kerl ist sogar Ehrenbürger

Manchmal glaube ich ich wohne in Sachsen

[thick charm]

Ardolf?

[placid heath]

rt

[thick charm]

oh

Na für den Namen kann er ja erst einmal nichts

[placid heath]

Seine Eltern schon

[thick charm]

Ich hatte nen Lehrer mit dem Namen Arnold Führer. War auch immer geil.

[placid heath]

Und von der Zeit kommts hin

lol

[viscid cape]

Warum Sachsen?

[placid heath]

Der ist ja fast so arm dran wie frau Nahles

A. Nahles

[thick charm]

LOL

Den kannte ich ja noch gar nicht

Wie geil

[placid heath]

Kryptik, das Vorurteil über Sachsen ist dass da lauter Rechte leben

Und da haben auch AfD und so weiter ihre Stammwähler

Wir sin das Völlk!

[viscid cape]

Ach so

😂

[hot oriole]

Bier trinkt das Volk!

[placid heath]

Aber dann nichtmehr die Volksfahrräder fahren!

Iss lieber ein Sandwich mit Lügenkresse

[thick charm]

http://www.der-postillon.com/2017/09/nahles.html Bei Nahles muss ich immer an diesen genialen Artikel denken.

[tribal warren]

Question

[placid heath]

Ich weiß ehrlich nicht ob ich über die Nahles lachen oder weinen soll

[tribal warren]

Do you guys say "Isso" as "Es ist so"

So like

Isso!

[thick charm]

sometimes

[tribal warren]

Omg

[ocean robin]

TIL.

[tribal warren]

Portuguese-Deutsch the one and only combo

[thick charm]

Or 'Ist halt so'

[placid heath]

There's also a pokemon called Isso.

[ocean robin]

what seriously

[placid heath]

Whynaut in english.

[tribal warren]

Isso literaly means the same in portuguese

[thick charm]

Or the best word in the German language

'Tja'

[ocean robin]

The sheep?

[placid heath]

Tja

[tribal warren]

or it can mean

Tja

Tja = 🤷

[placid heath]

Tja ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ocean robin]

Tja yeeeeah 👌

[red pewter]

Tja means well right?

like Well!

[thick charm]

It means everything

[ocean robin]

lol

[thick charm]

It's closer to 'oh well'

rather than just 'well'

[placid heath]

We need to dig out that r/de post

[red pewter]

oh

[ocean robin]

"Wie heißt du?" "Tja!" ¯_(ツ)_/¯

works everytime

[tribal warren]

@viscid cape Now I'm only going to say Isso and you'll be like: STOP USING PORTUGUESE / #other-languages and I'll be like: That's actually german 8) get gerekt

[thick charm]

It's what we say when we can't change anything. When there isn't anything left to be done.

No bread in the house on Sunday? 'oh well'

[red pewter]

lmao

[tribal warren]

Tja is like

[placid heath]

Flops, in that case Tja means You'd like to know that, amirite? But I'm not gonna tell you!

[ocean robin]

lol

[tribal warren]

What can I do?

Well

[ocean robin]

LOL KOREA

[tribal warren]

Tja is pretty cool, I like it

[ocean robin]

^

[thick charm]

amirite but she's French

[nocturne spruce]

So a real life "Gotta go, bye "

[thick charm]

Was ist ein Ami Rite?

[ocean robin]

LOL

[tribal warren]

I was introduced to it like last year but I don't use it

[placid heath]

estcequejesuiscorrect

= amirite

but that lacks the flow of words

[viscid cape]

@tribal warren I don't complain about using portuguese if it's not bad wordies

[thick charm]

Yeah but don't call her Ami

[tribal warren]

I know I'm memein you

[thick charm]

That'S insulting

[placid heath]

frenchierite?

[ocean robin]

Ami?

For me?

[tribal warren]

Du Ami!

[placid heath]

Nah. He's mistranslating amirite

[tribal warren]

bell

[ocean robin]

hahaha

[tribal warren]

Yea

[placid heath]

which is murican for am i right

[tribal warren]

He's memein, I think

Everyone memes at this point

[thick charm]

I never meme

[ocean robin]

"Est-ce que je suis correct(e)?"

[thick charm]

co-rekt

[ocean robin]

"Est-ce que j'ai raison?" Is better.

[tribal warren]

what's a good participle verb for rekt

like I know gerekt doesn't exist

[ocean robin]

lol

[tribal warren]

(or wrecked if we're doing good english)

zerstörte?

[placid heath]

Ich hab den Bus verpasst! - Tja. (Well, shit happens)
<Personal question>? - Tja. (You'd like to know that but I don't want to tell you. Now that's some Schadenfreude!)
Ich habe nicht gelernt und eine fünf bekommen, WTF! - Tja (It's your fault.)

[thick charm]

Oh look, Mia is lurking

[placid heath]

Als Beispiele

[ocean robin]

Miiiiiiia 👀

[placid heath]

rechteckifiziert

rectangled

[tribal warren]

Mia the game of thrones lover

[thick charm]

Press 1 if you like Mia

[ocean robin]

1

[placid heath]

Press X to Jason

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

Heftiger Regen

[tribal warren]

Press F to pay respects

[placid heath]

F

[ocean robin]

F

lol

[hot oriole]

Another word like tja which works everywhere is alter

[torn latch]

oida

[thick charm]

Alter, ich sag's dir, Alter.

[ocean robin]

Wot 🤔

[tribal warren]

Alter?

[thick charm]

'dude'

[tribal warren]

yea

[ocean robin]

Hey Miiiia.

[tribal warren]

but how can it work like "Tja"

[ocean robin]

AH

[tribal warren]

Or did I misunderstand that

[placid heath]

Alter alter, sell hat alter aber nid kumme gsen, alta.

[ocean robin]

wat

[placid heath]

Holy moly, that guy didn't see that coming, dude!

[torn latch]

hello flappy

[ocean robin]

LOL

[thick charm]

Holy moly
Alter alter

[hot oriole]

but how can it work like "Tja"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuXR53ex4iI

[tribal warren]

Alter alter holy moly

[thick charm]

Amazing

[tribal warren]

confirmed

[torn latch]

heiliger strohsack

[thick charm]

You really only need Oida & leiwand

[sudden panther]

I heard Wien.

[thick charm]

Alte Leinwand

[torn latch]

holy moly

[placid heath]

Wienerle

[ocean robin]

Lol Arrem

wien

[tribal warren]

@hot oriole Oida

[torn latch]

ooooida!

[sudden panther]

Hey Mia, guess what. Flops forgot what the German word for Vienna was today.

[placid heath]

Euter!

[thick charm]

Mooooiaaa

[torn latch]

nooooo

[tribal warren]

Oh my

[placid heath]

Wina

[tribal warren]

Flops wird gebannt

[placid heath]

ofc, arrem

[thick charm]

Wein

Where the weiners come from

[torn latch]

Omg flopsy no

oida? echt jetzt?

[placid heath]

Weinerle

[thick charm]

Ween

[placid heath]

Weeb

[sudden panther]

Ban Floop. Ban Chocc. Ban Korea.

[placid heath]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[ocean robin]

Mia, it was a flop x)

[torn latch]

xD

[placid heath]

Es ist Oktober

Draußen steigt Feuerwerk

WTF

[ocean robin]

[thick charm]

Hallowien

[ocean robin]

lol

[torn latch]

Hallopifke <3

[tribal warren]

Oida!

One day I'll become a wine

[placid heath]

Arrem, you replace Hello World by Hallo Wien, don't you?

[torn latch]

I love wine

[ocean robin]

He would

[thick charm]

I know a dude named Winfried who owns a bar, so on Halloween he officially celebrates 'Hello Winnie' instead of Halloween

[tribal warren]

wine = people that come from wien

[torn latch]

viennese

[sudden panther]

Of course I do, Korea.

[hot oriole]

Weana = People that come from Wien

[placid heath]

Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbarbärbelbankbarbarenbankberater

[ocean robin]

LOL

[tribal warren]

^ i love that

[thick charm]

So I just googled something from my hometown and turns out they filmed Spongebob there

[ocean robin]

Same

[torn latch]

wollt I grod sogn

[ocean robin]

wOt

[tribal warren]

Schwammkopf 😄

I watched like a season of german spongebob it was great

[shy bobcat]

spongebob spongehead lel always loved that name

[placid heath]

Quadrathosen wäre eine doofe Alliteration

[shy bobcat]

^

[placid heath]

Außerdem

math rant on

[thick charm]

pants²

[placid heath]

DAS IST EIN QUADER; KEIN QUADRAT

[tribal warren]

LOL

[placid heath]

math rant off

[thick charm]

oh

[ocean robin]

LOL WHAT

[red pewter]

you live in bikini bottom :?

[tribal warren]

What's Quader in english?

[placid heath]

The 3D thingy for a rectangle

[ocean robin]

hahaha bell

[placid heath]

idk

[tribal warren]

yea

[ocean robin]

oh

[tribal warren]

The name we have for it in portuguese is so dumb

[ocean robin]

A cube?

[tribal warren]

no

that's a special case

[ocean robin]

rip

[shy bobcat]

IDK what we call those

[placid heath]

xDD

Polyeder?

[shy bobcat]

gonna call it a quader until someone finds the proper english name for it 😩

[placid heath]

That's the Fachwort

[ocean robin]

We call that "un cube" in French tbh ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wintry rivet]

cuboid?

[tribal warren]

In portuguese it's Paralelepípedo

[shy bobcat]

wot

[placid heath]

Parallelepiped

[ocean robin]

ahhhh

[tribal warren]

Yea a cuboid

[placid heath]

That's in german too

[tribal warren]

Whoa

[thick charm]

I wasn't kidding about that Hello Winni thing btw. That really happens.

[placid heath]

but that is something else

A quader is the special case of a parallelepiped

where all angles are 90° (CELSIUS)

[ocean robin]

Soundd like "parallepipède" in French

[thick charm]

CELSISU

CELSI SUE

KELSEY SUE

[tribal warren]

Oh

[placid heath]

sue whom?

[ocean robin]

YOU BROKE CHOCC

[thick charm]

THE PATRIOTS

[tribal warren]

I don't know that in portuguese then

Paralelepípedos com ângulos retos

🤷

[shy bobcat]

@thick charm do you guys say "halloween" like "hälloween" because for me I say the all like the word "all", so like "hahloween"

[tribal warren]

Hallo

ween

[placid heath]

paralelepipedos.com/angulos/retos

[thick charm]

It's usually hello

[ocean robin]

I mean, it's not that?

[tribal warren]

HAHAHA Korea

LOL

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

That's a cube

Flopps

[thick charm]

Also a hollow ween sounds painful

[ocean robin]

ops

[tribal warren]

We're talking about these badbois

[placid heath]

rectangular prism Quader {m}

[shy bobcat]

@thick charm I mean I've heard "h-Al-oween" with the ä-ish english A

[placid heath]

math. cuboid

[shy bobcat]

but that's not how I say it 😄

[placid heath]

cuboid

[ocean robin]

IDK how you call that in French either ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[placid heath]

sounds alright

[tribal warren]

btw d = sqrt(a²+b²+c²)

PROVE THAT FLOPPS

[ocean robin]

wtf

[placid heath]

Une seltsame form

[thick charm]

🎃👻 Unheimlicher Berg - Today at 00:02 That's a cube Flopps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQMMOEt-8mQ

sorry I just had to think of that

[tribal warren]

prove that d = sqrt(a²+b²+c²) without using the pythagorean theorem Flopps

it's your math for today

for that figure

[placid heath]

using what axioms

[sudden panther]

Floop can't even multiply fractions, you memes.

[ocean robin]

what chuck

[shy bobcat]

Das ist doch ein Stein, Luigi, den hast du nicht gemacht. 😄

[red pewter]

i can prove that :33

[tribal warren]

FLOPS

[thick charm]

It's a meme Flops

[placid heath]

I'm gonna translate that into a SW spec and run a SMT Solver on it

[thick charm]

you're too young

[tribal warren]

Wanna do some factorising?

[thick charm]

Tis an oooold meme

[shy bobcat]

a goooooood meme*

[ocean robin]

uh uh

[sudden panther]

"Yes" - Floop

[shy bobcat]

back when memes were good

[placid heath]

Factorization?

Yeah

[ocean robin]

I don't want to 😦

[sudden panther]

"uh uh" means yes in Flopspeak.

[tribal warren]

Okay then

[red pewter]

oh without pythag RIP

[thick charm]

That's Mama Luigi to you

[sudden panther]

"I wish I didn't suck at math" - Floop

[shy bobcat]

wheeze

[thick charm]

Flopspeak? Double plus

[tribal warren]

If you don't want it, it's fine

[sudden panther]

"I don't want to do math" - Also Floop

[placid heath]

Flops, factorize this number: 1522605027922533360535618378132637429718068114961380688657908494580122963258952897654000350692006139

[shy bobcat]

👀

[placid heath]

For reference, that's RSA-100

[tribal warren]

LOL

[ocean robin]

👀

[placid heath]

It has two factors

Both prime

(ofc)

[ocean robin]

well

3

and uh

[placid heath]

nope

[shy bobcat]

1 and 1522605027922533360535618378132637429718068114961380688657908494580122963258952897654000350692006139

[ocean robin]

fak

[thick charm]

1x = 522605027922533360535618378132637429718068114961380688657908494580122963258952897654000350692006139

[placid heath]

both have to be prime.

[ocean robin]

Prime?

[placid heath]

Yeah.

[thick charm]

Amazon prime

[shy bobcat]

🚪

[ocean robin]

What the heck does that mean?

[placid heath]

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, and so on

[viscid cape]

1 is not prime though

[sudden panther]

Stop memeing you memes.

[ancient spade]

Optimus prime

[placid heath]

divisible by itself and 1 only

[tribal warren]

Primeape

[shy bobcat]

fuc what's the french word for that

[ocean robin]

Ooooooh

[shy bobcat]

for flops' sake

[tribal warren]

Primé

[shy bobcat]

👀

[tribal warren]

hahaha

[ocean robin]

"Nombres premiers"

[whole rapids]

prìmé

[placid heath]

Premiernummern

[viscid cape]

We took a whole day to do 2 exercises

[placid heath]

Die Politiker der Zahlen

[shy bobcat]

@ocean robin nombre premier

oh

😦

[sudden panther]

K since I'm pretty sure that Floop isn't a supercomputer, let's have her do something that she can actually solve. Maybe.

[ocean robin]

rip

[tribal warren]

She doesn't want maths tho

[whole rapids]

FLAPS

[placid heath]

The solution was 37975227936943673922808872755445627854565536638199 and 40094690950920881030683735292761468389214899724061

[whole rapids]

what is 10!

[ocean robin]

TIL 3 isn't a prime number, are you kidding?

[placid heath]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSA_numbers#RSA-100

[sudden panther]

Well she can either have math or a ban.

[placid heath]

3 is one

2, 3, 5, 7, 11

[whole rapids]

no, 3 is 3

[placid heath]

and so on

[shy bobcat]

@ocean robin 3 est un premier nombre 😩

sorry I suck at french

[ocean robin]

1098765432*1 @whole rapids

AHAHH

[placid heath]

nombre premier, ari

iirc

[sudden panther]

Ban Floop.

[whole rapids]

formatted

[shy bobcat]

I'm not even actually tryign to learn french @placid heath

so I'm allowed to butcher it

[shy bobcat]

[tribal warren]

simplify that

[placid heath]

0

[red pewter]

i love math :/

[sudden panther]

AH WHAT WTF GOTTA GO EAT BYE

[shy bobcat]

[thick charm]

BYE ARREM

[red pewter]

bye ❤

[tribal warren]

I SEE IT NOW

[placid heath]

you did only say simplify, not that the value has to stay the same.

[sudden panther]

(that was a Flop joke, I'm not actually leaving)

[placid heath]

And 0 is damn simple.

[thick charm]

(I know)

[valid ice]

👋

[sudden panther]

(bell doesn't)

[shy bobcat]

OH GOD ARREM

[tribal warren]

@placid heath shhh she doesn't know it

[ocean robin]

10*9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2*1 = 10!

[placid heath]

k flops

Now 100!

[ocean robin]

NO

[sudden panther]

Now do what Bergo gave you.

[red pewter]

i solved the math bot :33

[valid ice]

ez 100*99!

[shy bobcat]

ok even tho I know that's a factorial sign it just looks like y'all were too excited about numbers

[sudden panther]

Look. Bell is already done.

[tribal warren]

Now do what Bergo gave you

[placid heath]

0!

[tribal warren]

LOL you're gonna glitch her Korea

[sudden panther]

100! = 93326215443944152681699238856266700490715968264381621468592963895217599993229915608941463976156518286253697920827223758251185210916864000000000000000000000000
Arrim delivers.

[placid heath]

As long as you shout, 1 = 0! is correct.

Good buoy

[tribal warren]

Flops left

Well

My time to watch Stranger Things then

[sudden panther]

Classic Flops.

[red pewter]

true. 1 = .9 repeating is also correct.

[placid heath]

Prove it, bell :P

[sudden panther]

No, not Wolfram. Haskell.

[placid heath]

Lisp

[ocean robin]

How the heck can you simplify that thing

[sudden panther]

By simplifying it.

[placid heath]

what, 100⁉

[ocean robin]

TIL THANKS ARREM

Seriously, how?

[sudden panther]

You're welcome. Now go learn some math. Factor things out and see if you can cancel stuff out.

[tribal warren]

Flops I'm really sure you learned the things to do that

[placid heath]

You don't flops.

[ocean robin]

oh wait

[placid heath]

It's 100·99·...·2·1

[ocean robin]

a^2 - b^2

[red pewter]

difference of 2 perfect squares :33

[tribal warren]

Arrem stop it with your bot

[placid heath]

The differences of the perfect squares are the odd numbers, starting at 1.

[tribal warren]

it's just difference of squares, bell

[placid heath]

0² = 0.
1² = 1. Difference 1

[sudden panther]

False. 5^2-5^2=0. Checkm8 Koreaists.

[placid heath]

2² = 4, Difference 3

[sudden panther]

Ah. I misunderstood you.

[red pewter]

same difference :?

[placid heath]

No, you abused my lack of formal definition