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Enton Evoli (ARREM DU MEME) ist ein cooles Pokemon, das immer Kopfschmerzen hat
. Ich liebe Enton Evoli! 
😄
Enton ist ein tolles Pokemon, das immer Kopfschmerzen hat. Ich liebe Enton! Good job Arrem, yoi actually made me saying that...
Enton Enton Entooooon! 
I don't care about that part! Is the sentence actually grammatically correct?
Anything with Enton in it is correct.

You should put Enton in all your sentences. And your math problems. And then they'll all be perfect.
I still think my revisions made it a little Flopsier thus better.
No. No.
EntonEvoli (ARREM DU MEME) ist ein cooles Pokemon, das immer Kopfschmerzen hat. Ich liebe
EntonEvoli!![]()
YES ARI
Definitely improved
I AM PROUD OF YOU
@sudden panther ban me, I flooped 

Becky, lemme smash
ban Arizonermeme
❌ Bad argument: Member "Arizonermeme" not found
Okay, next one Floop.
😄
Did I get this one right? 
I like snails and I have one. His name is Billy and he is 3 years old. 😄
HE WANTS TO KILL ME
Wait.
This sentence sounds way too similar. Looks like the one I did today about my cat.
Really? 
I have a suspicion that that might be the joke 👀

Yeah. It's a miracle that she hasn't eaten it yet.
we can't all be expert snail biologists
uuuuugh
🐌
Ich mag Schnecken und ich habe auch eine. Sein Name ist Billy und er ist 3 Jahre alt. Ein perfektes Alter zum Essen 😄

seriously Ari
@ocean robin translate Arrem is giving French-stereotyping sentences about snails to annoy Flappo
YEAH
Do you generally using biological gender when picking a pronoun for animals?
See. My sentences were a lot easier Floop. I bet you'll meme that one up badly.
IDK, I bullshat that tbh, poor billy.
Wait, snails are hermaphrodites 🤔
@sudden panther oh yeah true, that grammar might be above enton level 😦
above Enton level
And then people call me mean. ❤
tbh not bad, except for "French-stereotyping" is pretty vermemt.
@sudden panther 😉
I'm nice when I need to be
I was like "idk" for that part, Ari
I was meaning to ask, do Germans always clearly distinguish between dürfen and können or is the latter ever used colloquially in place of the former?
Ah so that's where I go wrong. Floop when was I ever nice to you?
well, this is some pretty fun grammar if we want to keep the original structure
or we can change it to be something more familiar, like ... sentences about snails that stereotype French people ...
Tbh I don't know Arrem, but since you gave me cookies once I think you're nice then?
Eh, it's fine to use können when it doesn't really mater.
Mh, okay Ari.
Like if you don't need to worry about being polite? Or what do you mean?
The actual grammar of what I wrote would be something like Franzosen stereotypierende Sätze über Schnecke but for A level I wouldn't expect you to get that on the first go
hell I'm a tiny bit shaky about that myself
No, I mean colloquially. You might hear können instead of dürfen and that's fine. Nobody will bite your head off or anything.
Arrem gibt Franzosen stereotypierende Sätze über Schnecken, um Flappo zu verärgern
do Germans always clearly distinguish between
I always feel so excluded when people ask such questions. And people do ask this a lot on here. 😢
@ocean robin Well, I meant to do the version that said "sentences about snails that stereotype French people" 😛
@hot oriole It's kinda awkward to say "German speakers" every time
:^>
Stereotypisierende*
But it's the same in English right? Do you always say what do Americans say?
blame ari
This is why we should have some great leader guy unite all the German speaking lands under one flag.
No, we can't blame Ari.
Oh we can.
Blame Ari.
True, atlas
Yes. Okay, if you're asking for it. 😄
ban arimeme even if I can't ban
❌ Check failed. You probably don't have permission to do this.

But what if I'm genuinely interested in how it's done in Germany? If I ask you about e.g. the preterite I'm going to get a totally different answer than if I ask solet or someone
@ocean robin anyway, Arrem gives sentences about snails that stereotype French people to annoy Flops. Using the right verb unlike me 
Newsflash: In Germany it's also not the same everywhere. In Bavaria it's like in Austria for example.
Arrem gibt französischen stereotypen Sätze über Schnecken, die französischen Leute klischieren, um Flappo zu verärgern
But there's a Standard German and a Standard Austrian, isn't there?

@ocean robin wot, how do you
did you add the clause in without getting rid of the original failed grammar?
There's only Wienerisch and other inferior dialects.
But there's a Standard German and a Standard Austrian, isn't there?
That's the same. There are only a couple of specific Austrian words like Jänner for Januar.
französischen sterotypen Sätze .... die französischen Leute klischieren
Classic flops
yeah
Arrem gibt Sätze über Schnecken, die französischen Leute klischieren, um Flappo zu verärgern
Fan Bloop.
Okay
What.
I can certainly try to be more inclusive in my questions if you want to 🤷
@ocean robin why did you decline it "französischen"
not to mention you could just use a single word instead of two
mh, that's true
but
"Mh that's true."
there is a single word for "a French guy"
That was a question Flops. It can't be true or false. It's a question. You answer it.
Thought die was only the relative pronoun
That's because it is.
You do.
@ocean robin look at a declension table
At times like these I want to murder Floop. Figuring out that the die isn't an article was quite impressive. And then she floops it up by forgetting how things are declined.
also "stereotypisieren" doesn't exist according to the duden 
We won't
Flops. Have you checked the table?
fagasf not yet
Linking this for the 20th time or so: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jWl5-kkqF3FQLDzrz8XLBJj7hvPFQK7MT5SYEDGK65E/edit
A Brief Guide to Memorizing German Noun and Adjective Declension Introduction Don’t try to memorize this whole guide at once. This guide was written to help people learn these concepts in parts over a period of time. This way you will (hopefully) be able to remember the information, without con...
It's -e x.x
9th time, henbri. And she still hasn't memorized it. Keep going. 👌
@ocean robin ?
Arrem gibt Sätze über Schnecken, die französische Leute klischieren, um Flappo zu verärgern.
Ok
@sudden panther seriously, what's the proper word for "to stereotype", seska's doesn't even appear to exist, the one I used apparently only refers to typesetting, and ugggh <_>
Eh. Idunno. Duden does list klischieren. https://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/klischieren
yeah
And also lists no synonyms for the 2nd meaning. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ah well
will have to do
@ocean robin remember how I said "there's a single word you could have used instead of französische Leute"?
Schneckenfresser? 🤔 That's rude Ari.
@sudden panther 👀

And don't use "in Algerien geborener Franzose"
inb4 Franzmänner
Franzose hm.
yeah, now use the plural of that
instead of französische Leute
inb4 "französische Franzosen"
lel
, die französisch sind*
"French French people, who are French"
perfect
🥖
🥐
🍷
@ocean robin so therefore.....
yah
Arrem gibt Sätze über Schnecken, die Franzosen klischieren, um Flappo zu verärgern
@ocean robin wasn't that fun
😛
Arrem gibt Franzosen klischierende Sätze über Schnecken, um Flappo zu verärgern.
@sudden panther do you have any sentences for either of us? 😄
Like Ari uses grammar even he's not sure of when giving Flappy sentences 
Ari verwendet Grammatik gerade er'st nicht sicher von wenn gebend Flappy Sätze. EZ.
😷
Idunno. I have some dishes to do. You can torture Floop for a bit. Foxxo gave her a neat grammar book the other day. You can do some translate + do exercise if you're not feeling creative.
😦
how do you know when to use habe vs bin doing the other past tense thing
Perfekt?
Others = haben```
bleiben doesn't imply movement
there are other verbs, though
for example passieren doesn't imply movement, but you use sein
oh
You use sein (etre) for bleiben (rester) in French, which is why she mentioned it 
so all the non sein ones use -t
that's just the way it's formed
Oh I know what @ocean robin meant with bleiben, sorry flappy
not always bunny, i think there's rules but i've found it so far easier to just learn the past participle ^^
Oh, some verbs have weird participles
so like sein is irregular, its participle is gewesen
nennen is gennant
According to my teacher, there are so many different groups, by the time you learn them all you may as well have just learned the past participle for the verbs you use anyway 😛
well yeah the modal, irreg, and strong verbs can be weird
if a verb has a separable prefix, for instance aufmachen, becomes aufgemacht
Otherwise I would've learned the rules also
ich habe gematcht auf
No
Ich habe die Tür aufgemacht
Just to be clear about the whole sein thing, the explanation that's usually given is that you use it for verbs that imply motion or a change of state.
Do you know a website to do very basic and entry level exercises?
There are some in the resource list.
alright lemme try to learn them
tbf it seems like at least all the common weak verbs use the ge-verb-t
inseparable prefixes change the ge- prefix, so for instance veröffentlichen becomes veröffentlicht and verbs that end in -ieren, like passieren and informieren have the -t ending and no ge-, so passiert and informiert
Am I right in thinking verbs with be- don't take a ge-? 🤔
Yup
bedeuten
that's in the inseparable prefixes category
Bewerten
lol
Also not a prefix
yup
You'll get the hang of it
I've also found (as a general rule of thumb) the weird, not used very often verbs tend to be -t
but not always
antworten
geantwortet
That, and some participles take vowel changes -> schwimmen, geschwommen
yea, irregular ones
hmm
Not really 🤔
whats schwimmen in preterite?
I mean their participle forms are irregular
schwamm (?)
which conjugation?
ich schwomme ?
ich schwamm
Der Schwamm is the sponge 😛
Stop putting things of and learn it
no ill learn it but like i need to learn weak verbs first
each strong verb is different 😦
I'm pretty sure it's der Bacon
I don't know about a german name
dictcc says der Speck
how about
Speck ja ^^
schweinfleisch
verbrannt schweinefleish
verbranntes Schweinefleisch
yeah dumb adjectives
the best thing about german is the word for gerbil
run mouse
i have to admit im very disappointed the word for bunny isnt "hop mouse"
😄
flymouse?
Wait until you learn the word Zeug
Yay
Das
I dunno how much it gets used on its own
@ancient spade true
i have a spanish quiz tomorrow
I was reading Sagarana but bunny's question caught my attention
which one?
The one about Perfekt
Now you're being distracted by German speaking bunnies?
I'm insane
S A G A C I T Y
But you're a german speaking monkey
S A G A S T A D T
I'll get back to reading then. Gute Memes
Bons estudos
pls
What do you want to say?
Hm, I don't know
Springmaus
My dictionary says "jerboa," which is apparently a rodent
Which has springy legs zu springen
Cuuuuuuute
kill it
Eine Springmaus
Sei mucksmäuschenstill
👌 😂
There's a whiteboard in the library for people to write requests on
And a bunch of people asked for therapy snakes.
Right now we just have therapy dogs
Therapy snakes. 😻
do we have lawyers here ;-;
I pretend to be one sometimes
who know english & german, or any pointers? I would like to file a claim for an airline who's ignoring my communication
What have you tried so far?
Email (3 of them) and social media who asks for my email then stops responding
i got a german sim card today
Calling them directly seems like a good start. They might be swamped with e-mails.
There's really nothing you can do other than be persistens itf you don't want to sue them outright.
last email i got was about the age of the items inside the package
and then the guy stopped responding
even on a follow up email
Yeah, they do take their time, usually.
it's a PC monitor and a mech keyboard
Do you know where they're currently stored?
the package they were in was pretty badly damaged (After being lost for 4 days)
oh
they're with me
That seems more like an insurance thing than a lawyer thing then
If you have a Reisegepäckversicherung, they're liable for compensation if anything breaks while they transport it.
Luggage insurance
Assuming this was an accident on their end, you should be able to get a monetary compensation at the very least.
Other than that, the airlines usually hold themselves responsible for the liability of items worth 1000€ or less, should they break while in their possession.
Though I'm not an expert. You might want to consult an actual professional for that. It should be a pretty clear-cut thing if you can somehow prove that the items in question broke while they were in the airline's possession.
nothing is insured on airlines, at least the ones over here
And yeah my items are less than 1000eu
that's the thing, where can i find a professional
cause i don't know german
I got a picture of the package when it arrived and a picture of the broken items (in their broken state)
I believe most lawyers here should be at least conversational in English.
it was lost for 4 days then arrived without the wrapping and dented in all sides
Definitely in the larger cities
There are some in Frankfurt that I know of, at least.
Is it expensive?
Because if it doesn't work i'll probably pay more than the value of the items 😦
make a post on german sub reddit
I'm afraid I have no numbers I can give you, really. Generally speaking, just getting some advise from a trained lawyer is expensive but not unreasonably so.
I honestly have no idea what those german words mean lemme look it up
Doesn't look amazingly appetizing
is this a low budget ragout
ok wow :^>
taste is king
I spent about 90 years making it this is a disappointment
does it taste well?
no
It's alright
I just should have used way more curry powder I think
Yeah probably.
But you can always make more curry sauce.
By itself.
And pour it in.
Okay. ❤
I forgot I have class in 7 hours
sweet dreams
:x: Could not find that message.
fuck off.
get freckt


True. 😄
Cool comics foxxo
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"3 minutes left" Hm. I got bothered all day, had to take a shower, doing chores, even though I said I was working. Noice.
Well, you failed then.
Sure. Except we'll change the assignment a bit and give you the usual 30 minutes instead of an hour. 😛
👀
do what ya gotta do, flops
I've fought my lazyness
Respekt
Thanks 😍
👌
Hey guys ^_^
When i was in UAE i had a service that gave me a PO box in the US which forwarded stuff to me in UAE when i ship stuff to it, Package forwarding
is there such a thing that any of you used in germany?
ah yes, pourover coffee. and brewing into a carafe even? I must say, I'm feeling a little jealous as I sit here drinking my Kaffeepulver coffee
moin Leute
was sind gute deutsche Websiten um einen Laptop für einen günstigen Preis zu kaufen ?
weil ich nicht gebanned werden kann
per definition unmöglich
ich wäre an deiner stelle nicht so sicher 🤔
>ban @pine ginkgo
❌ I cannot ban this mem(b)er.
^
:o
so I'm watching sailor moon crystal with (because of) my bf
and there's a scene where a guy kisses his own daughter, who is a loli

Question, proper German = Hoch Deutsch which is Southern German right?
Southern German is anything but high German
^
Where'd you get that from?
High German is in the North, such as Lower Saxony.
Hochdeutsch is the standard dialect, that is the main dialect in the northern regions, but everyone in germany should be able to speak Hochdeutsch.
oh then I have it backward eh?
High German is what the Prussians invented after annexing half the country.
Super simplified
I was thinking the moutains = high
oh okay
i was just yalled at by some random person who said Moin is not German then told me it was not proper German.
Be warned that High German and Hochdeutsch mean two different things 😉
oh?
It technically isn't, but you really shouldn't be yelled at for that. Greetings and the like are very regional.
can you explain that @shy bobcat
High German is a group of dialects, and Hochdeutsch is the standard German language
It can be translated as High German
The official translation is 'Federal German High German'
Moin is the most proper german. It's on of the most used greetings around here (lower saxony)
Which is both ridiculous and amazing.
Hochdeutsch is based primarily on High German dialects judging by the consonantism, but High German dialects absolutely ≠ Hochdeutsch
To avoid confusion, you should probably call 'proper German' 'standard German'
so the language and dialect are not the same?
High German is the name for a group of German dialects. The ones in Germany proper.
There's also Swiss High German, for example.
Not part of the group
The ones in Germany proper? What does that mean.
ja i normally read Swiss High German, so i know it has it's differences
In the boundaries of modern day Germany
like no ß
excluding Austria, Switzerland and Luxembourg
Did I use the wrong word?
(And Liechtenstein)
High German dialects are the ones that went under the weird consonant shifts (such as besser vs. better), as opposed to Low German, which didn't, and thus is more like Dutch
I don't know what you tried to say, to be honest. 😦
The ones in Germany proper.
I know there's something
Germany proper sounds very british english, so that might be correct
No I know what I said
That makes sense tho
yes
i was thinking proper should be in the front of German and not at the end....
unless you make it an advjustive and said properly? (NEVER MIND THAT IS NON-SENSE)
In spoken form I don't think there ever was or is really a "proper" standard, but in written language there is so we should distinguish here. The most used dalect, that is spoken is Hochdeutsch, which is the nearest equivalent of standard written german and is the dialect of northern regions.
anyhow, thanks for clearing that up for me
I can't think of a better way to say "Germany proper" honestly
It's a very nice construction
😄
I still don't quite get it. 🤔
Is German proper a title? If so, wouldn't it be German Proper?
ohhh
Is what I meant at least
yeah
Did I miss the y?
As in Meister Proper?
that's what I understood 😛 @thick charm
it computes
Oh, now I follow. ^^
@naive charm so The most used dalect, that is spoken is Hochdeutsch, which is the nearest equivalent of standard written german and is the dialect of northern regions. would make moin part of Hochdeutsch?
:
Well Hochdeutsch is really just what the victorious Prussians decided everybody should speak and they didn't really use moin as much. So it's technically not, no.
okay thanks
Again, wildly oversimplified
What you said made perfect sense, Chuck. It's just easy to mis-read.
Got it
Thanks
However greetings are usually in this weird grey-area where they're accepted as part of Hochdeutsch since every region has its own
well after being yelled at i want to understand it more
so a grey-area is not this or that....
If you wanna be super technical 'Guten Tag' is the one proper greeting in Hochdeutsch, but you really only use that if you're in a serious conversation with someone.
not Hallo?
Or Morgen and Abend respectively
"Hallo" auch nicht? ^^
Hallo works as well
Language is an every changing construct, so if we consider that in fact, the dialects, that the prussians wanted us to speak is the standard dialect, than no one would be considered speaking Hochdeutsch, because with so many new word finding it's way into the language it's already different than back then. I would consider Moin totally as a part of standard german (Hochdeutsch), because not only is it very popular, but it's also used and understood, everywhere in germany.
seems like we are trying to really get down to what is 'the right way' to greet someone
Ich meine, "Hallo" ist nicht "richtiges" Hochdeutsch?
It wasn't for a while, iirc
@naive charm - at some point too, the common words become infused into the language and become the norm
It was semi-militaristic and came from something in Hungarian.
Meaning something along the lines of "I'm listening"
and it made its way over into German thanks to the Austrians
🤔 but "hello"; I would think those two have a common ancestor
and "hello" has a traceable Old English form, (h)ēalā
Probably just two words that merged over time then.
@naive charm Ja, but this is the issue that English has. Where we have rules that no longer apply to everything and then silent letters
hello and hallo were obviously having the same root
That's what I learned, at the very least
Hello hasn't really been around as a greeting until the phone was invented.
that is interesting
I think
so everyone said Guten Tag?
The regional differences were far bigger back then
Hochdeutsch is just meant to be your "official, by-the-books" German rules and vocab. It's not meant to dictate what is "correct" German in a real-world, practical sense or anything. So you shouldn't worry too much about what you use being Hochdeutsch.
So every region had its own greeting and that was pretty much what they exclusively used.
Like someone yelling at you for that is a bit silly.
But they all share some similarities
But yes, Guten Tag was the standard after the Prussians came in, at least that's how I remember it.
"Guten Tag" sounds too formal and therefore sometimes emotionless for me at least
Good day, gentlemen.
@opal sequoia I thought so too, however I was unsure and therefore did not say much back
That's okay.
As a learner it is pretty reasonable to assume you're the one who's missing something.
can Wie geht es dir also be a greeting?
or is that just an American thing (How it's going?)
You could greet people that way.
I suppose it would work, yes.
The best greeting is still "Na?!"
Personally, I'd add a 'Hey' or something at the start
can you give me an exmaple Chuck?>
Hey is not English?
It's an anglicism
na comes from naja?
But a very common collouqial greeting
oh okay
I don't think it does
I kind of want to study some of the althochdeutsch
I don't belive na and naja have too much in common
The most used dalect, that is spoken is Hochdeutsch, which is the nearest equivalent of standard written german and is the dialect of northern regions.
Ehh. Wrong. The original dialect of the Northern regions is Low German. @naive charm
really?
In German though, should "Wie geht es dir" be considered like a genuine question?
Because in English you kinda just assume people will answer "Good, you?" no matter what it seems
na is more like well? within a question and naja is more like the unsure 'well...'
I suppose they're close
Depends on who you're talking to, Hen
It can be a throwaway question just like in English
kind of sad that it is that way
I don't think German is one of the cultures where you expect to hear the person's life story just by asking how they're going.
I kind of want to study some of the althochdeutsch
Old High German is super difficult even for native speakers since the language changed a lot since then. Middle High German is easier.
If that's what you meant anyway.
@hot oriole is it really the modern dialect of the northern region if no one is speaking that. I wouldnt say so. I mean yes in this region there was a lot of lower german back in the day, but nowadays, you will have a hard time finding someone, who speaks it, so considering that I wouldnt say low german is still "the" northern dialect. It's a different story in for example bavaria or saxony, because those dialects are stil spoken. And besides that: Low german is not a dialect, but a completely different language per definition
@opal sequoia Kann ich fragen: was ist die Geschichte deines Lebens?
Ja, du kannst.
It works, but phrasing it that way makes it seem super pompous
mittelhochdeutsch ❤
Like something you'd ask in a stage play
@opal sequoia Well, more like, if they're having a bad day, would they tell you after that question
Well thanks so much for clearing all this up. Glad this place exist 😃
Hmm, that I don't know, henbri.
Did somebody say Mittelhochdeutsch 😻
Did you read a text in Mittelhochdeutsch already?
If so, respect ❤
I own MHG books.
German learners: when you don't study it, how do you practice your German?
I always buy the little Reclam books. ❤
Mit Musik und serienkucken
🐱
*Serien *gucken.
^
(Watching (TV) series.)
Ein Wort, das ich erfunden habe
@naive charm It's still incorrect to call Standard German the dialect of Northern Germany. It's the written language of all German speaking countries and regions and not bound to Northern Germany.
Maybe I would have said something like "Hochdeutsch is a dialect that nowadays is tue most prominent spoken dialect in the northern regions" if you dont want ne to call Hochdeutsch "the" northern dialect.
Hochdeutsch are all German dialects in the South: Swabian, Bavarian, Alemannic, Franconian as opposed to Low German dialects in the North. So I'm not a fan of using Hochdeutsch for Standard German especially when talking about such a topic.
I'd just say that the Northerners abandonned their dialects and adopted the written language.
So what should i call the dialect I'm speaking? Niederdeutsch?
Modern standard German is Hochdeutsch. And yes some centuries ago I would have agreed with you
You are then speaking Standard German which is a High German language.
And what would you say is the german word for that? Hochdeutsch? Or is that a word you only consider to be in the definition it had in former centuries, which would not apply to northern Germany
Standarddeutsch
Was aber falsch ist. Hochdeutsch ist auch Bairisch und Schwäbisch. Nur weil es viele Leute sagen ist es nicht automatisch richtig.
Aber Wörter haben die Eigenschaft ihre Bedeutung entsprechend ihrer Verwendung zu ändern. Haben sie schon immer und werden sie immer.
Es ist nicht falsch - der Duden nennt Standardsprache als ein Synonym zu Hochdeutsch:
Stimmt. Es ist aber sehr ungenau. Gerade wenn man über Dialekte redet wird es dann ganz schnell verwirrend.
Can we agree on https://i.imgur.com/a7anoFF.png and call it a day? 😛
Sprachen sind immer verwirrend. Das hat natürlich entstandene Sprache so an sich
Und auch erfundenen/konstruierten Sprachen wird dieses Schicksal eines Tages zuteil.
Aber gottseidank nur bei Sprachen, die zwischen Menschen gesprochen werden. Programmiersprachen sind immer eindeutig definiert ^^
@silk locust you know you ought to go on here more, in this channel and #general they sometimes do some translation practice
your german will get gud if you come here
😄
actually believing that english speakers are language handicapped 😩 
nah
@silk locust but yeah, you do some translation practice and speak in the VCs here halal
and your German go ^^^^^^ thru the roof
yus I can witness
Because they go hard on the grammar mistakes
@silk locust yeah but she's gone from "wario" to "comprehensible" 😛
i dont wanna know how they react on wario then 
probably they'd hang him
by the next morning
you fuck up your grammar, they make sure you know what you did wrong 😄
so, you get gud
just don't take 20 minutes to complete one sentence eyes flappo
and you'll be good
lel
that's good
i could show you my spoken german 👀
or we could speak in old english
in your discord
dutch and german phonology are similar enough tbh
besides the G and a few vowels
NEDERLANDS 🇳🇱
@Niederbauer yeah but she's gone from "wario" to "comprehensible"
LOL THAT KILLED ME
you don't even know who wario is 👀
it's for the better 
Lol I know who Wario is, isn't he a character from the Mario games?
Lol

No, a discord user called wario toad
claims he's studied german for three years
says such gem phrases as "wie geht du" and "ich kollst helfen"
basically "bad german personified" 
@ocean robin
nice flopso typing
Wario is a nice guy tho
👌
but makes mistakes that a 3 year old would cringe at
yeah
Did he leave the server?
He was never here, afaik
Oh
luckily 
Sounds like a fun guy. Can we play with him?
anyways
@shy bobcat tbh i should learn the german adjectives 👀
We could let Floop bully him.
i practically know the definite and indefinite article declension in my head now
@tribal warren Yeah there's no mention of him on here, save for the few times I mentioned him 
so i need to remember the adjectival one and the accusative prepositions too
and then i'm pretty much set
and need to only learn vocab
There's always that one person that says she has a ton of experience with a language but knows so little
yeah
native vulgar latin i'd believe tbh
but native latin i'd laugh at
unless they were that one monk in 1550
native latin
Says he's native Latin, makes latin mistakes that I knowing virtually no Latin could spot
😏
*Montaigne's education began in early childhood and followed a pedagogical plan that his father had developed, refined by the advice of the latter's humanist friends. Soon after his birth, Montaigne was brought to a small cottage, where he lived the first three years of life in the sole company of a peasant family, in order to, according to the elder Montaigne, "draw the boy close to the people, and to the life conditions of the people, who need our help".[16] After these first spartan years, Montaigne was brought back to the château. The objective was for Latin to become his first language.
The intellectual education of Montaigne was assigned to a German tutor (a doctor named Horstanus, who could not speak French). His father hired only servants who could speak Latin, and they also were given strict orders always to speak to the boy in Latin. The same rule applied to his mother, father, and servants, who were obliged to use only Latin words he himself employed, and thus acquired a knowledge of the very language his tutor taught him. Montaigne's Latin education was accompanied by constant intellectual and spiritual stimulation. He was familiarized with Greek by a pedagogical method that employed games, conversation, and exercises of solitary meditation, rather than the more traditional books.*
😩
Oh my
Daniel almost convinced someone that he was native Latin once.
And then he just gave up like that. I was never more ashamed of him.
Dreng and I could convince someone to be native speakers of OE
Like, if someone who was actually native latin would be amazing 😩

lül
🥘
lel
Is there a particular textbook anybody recommends? I'm struggling to find one that includes lots and lots of exercises and practice
For absolute beginners
I don't know a particular text, but if you want exercises, http://www.nthuleen.com/teach/grammar.html is a good starting place if you don't already know it.
Hueber books are great. But a bit hard to find if you're not part of the secret Russian piracy network.
😒
you can always ask your friend Foxxo to find links but Foxxo can ask you bout something in return 😉
You owe me 3 books for evey day that I don't ban you. How's that? 😄
Well I said you're safe as long as Daniel and Floop are here. I can just get rid of them as well though. 😛
I'm a little confused.. But thanks for the recommendations
Ayyy Krypti.
Okay Floop. Warmup before Krypti comes.
In whatever way and through whatever means a cognition may relate to objects, that through which it relates immediately to them, and at which all thought as a means is directed as an end, is intuition.
Sure thing Floppso. I know you can do it.
He's a kant lover, there's no doubt lol
Quick, Flappy, you have 1 minute.
LOL NO
Alright Floop. I'll give you a choice.
Which is?
You can either translate that or 10 sentences from Krypti. Your choice.
in wasimmer weg und durch wasimmer meine eine kognition mai relativieren zu objekten, das durch welches es relativiert sofort zu ihnen, und bei welches all denken als ein meine is direktiert als ein ende, ist intuition.
Brilliant as always. ❤
what the fuck
I like the Mai.
i know arrem, it's a meisterwerk
Floop. Choose.
Prepare your Solaranlagen
actually a maisterwerk
Floop. Stop slacking off we haven't even started dammit.
Hi 
wOt
Pick. Either translate 3 sentences like that one above or translate 10 sentences that Krypti gives you.

😂
I'm pretty sure you'd just end up with what Solet wrote anyway. 😛

i wish
wait for krypti
Okay.
- From the thrift-mountain one easily comes to the abundance-mountain
Alternatively you can get banned. That's a nice thing to do.
😏
wtf
Lol Krypti.
Don't ask me, it's in the book Scriptures.
hmmm was ist eigentlich besser: eine Serie zu gucken oder zu schauen, wie Flappsy leidet?
Three more months with Krypti and Floops might just be able to translate Kant. 
I always like watching Floops suffer, foxxo.
Not even Germans can translate Kant
so what are we translating today
does anybody have a sentence for this poor frenchy grill
or are you going to learn with Wormic
Flappo you can watch the lesson before translating if you want
It's about passive and should be useful for you
Sparkassenberg
I love what I just created
you broke solet
ddjjwjdjwkkfo re is
flopss
From the thrift-mountain one easily comes to the abundance-mountain
Happens ofte- oh shit 
in a bad way
YEAH BUT I DID THAT
or READ descriptions
that's why we love you flopps
TRY READING AND THINKING
Von dem Sparkassenberg kommt ein problemlos zu dem Überflussberg
@sudden panther
have you seen this
you're probably going to be ded
no not arrem plox 👀
LOL
arrem
2139 right?
can we change 2139 to 2039
OH
Yes tbh.
good
"kommt ein problemlos"
yew foxxo
einfach das beste
when do you want to commit flopsicide
oh god
We can all do it together.
:cold_sweat:
i am open to that
group suicide
group flopsicide
Flopstown? 🤔
I just read Flops' sentence.
oh god
What is a Sparkassenberg 😂
👀
it's where german goes to die
i have no idea mikah, I just picked one word, and another one, and boom compound word 
Oh, okay. 
Eh to be fair Krypti did give her a bit of a meme sentence.
But did I meme it too much?
facepalms
yes, mikah
i can't read again