general-2

[placid heath]

singt SEI-EI-EI-EIN zur Melodie von HEY-AY-AY-AY

[tribal warren]

@ancient spade Machen wir etwas am Sonntag? Wie die Unterhaltung Sache, oder etwas ähnliches?

[pine ginkgo]

Gruppe aussprechen

äffchen

[olive valley]

the real version is much better than your made up one, sei, seiest, sei, seien, seiet, seien

[pine ginkgo]

kannst du Gruppe aussprechen?

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

Ne

[pine ginkgo]

kannst du bergi beibringen, wie man das sagt

er kann das nicht

[tribal warren]

Er konnte den Unterschied auf dem langen und kurzen U auch nicht verstehen.

Oder?

[pine ginkgo]

verdammte brazilderps

teeeis

[ancient spade]

Ja, genau

Hahaha

[shy bobcat]

Ja

[pine ginkgo]

bring denen bei, wie man Gruppe aussprichte

[tribal warren]

Hahaha

[pine ginkgo]

die sagen "Gruuppe"

[tribal warren]

We're such derps at german

It's the same sound

[shy bobcat]

Ehmm, ich kann nicht in VC kommen

Also

[pine ginkgo]

egal

dui schaffst das

[nocturne spruce]

Luna, meinst du "Grüeppe"?

[ancient spade]

Nein

[tribal warren]

I've said it like that, but no

[nocturne spruce]

[pine ginkgo]

ist das die schweizer variante?

:D

[tribal warren]

I use the long u or something

[shy bobcat]

Was soll ich machen, wenn ich sie nicht hören kann?

😛

[pine ginkgo]

sie hauen

[shy bobcat]

:eyes:

[pine ginkgo]

bergis erster versuch war

Grüpe

[tribal warren]

Then Gruuppe and stuck at that

right?

[shy bobcat]

perfektes schwizerdütsch

[nocturne spruce]

Immer 😄

[tribal warren]

Yea Solet

[pine ginkgo]

first

Grüpe

[tribal warren]

IT'S MY DIALECT ACCENT

[pine ginkgo]

then Gruupe

Then Gruuppe

then Grüepe

somehow

[tribal warren]

well we're getting there

we were*

[pine ginkgo]

and then back to Gruuppe

[nocturne spruce]

wow

[tribal warren]

we're getting there

[shy bobcat]

Dialekt
Nicht-Muttersprachler
Lolno 😉

[tribal warren]

I'm just kitten, Ari

[shy bobcat]

😉 ik

[nocturne spruce]

it doesn't look like you are getting there

[ancient spade]

Sai dae

[tribal warren]

@nocturne spruce it's my archenemy word

[nocturne spruce]

Do 3 sets of 10 times hearing it from dict.cc every morning

😄

[tribal warren]

Oh my

But then I'll become @ancient spade

Guy works out even when sleepin

[nocturne spruce]

The problematic word for me was "üben"

[shy bobcat]

Idk anything about Portuguese phonetics so I cant do anything without hearing y'all 😦

[ancient spade]

You should do 12 reps for hypertrophy

[tribal warren]

Macaco tell 'em

You're the workout guy

[ancient spade]

Lol

[nocturne spruce]

Supplements of Umlauts can help as well

[tribal warren]

How does one work out "Gruppe"

Definitely

[ancient spade]

Yep, take a dw pre-workout

[tribal warren]

Lots of -r and -ch proteins

[nocturne spruce]

if all fails, add a sch in the middle

and call it a day

[tribal warren]

isch bin

[ancient spade]

Haha seriously though, is it really noticeable?

[tribal warren]

Do you guys feel guilty when you were going to study but you oversleep and wake up and still not study cause you already failed everything?

@ancient spade everything is noticeable for natives

I feel guilty =c

[shy bobcat]

isch ab ahnen frangsösischen Akzangt

[ancient spade]

Yeah, I guess so

[nocturne spruce]

I slept at 3 AM yesterday because of studying, so I hardly relate

[ocean robin]

👀

[tribal warren]

No I mean like, I got home from classes, I lunched and then I was gonna take a 1h30 nap and then comeback and study a lot

but I actually took like a 4h nap

or longer

[hot cloak]

hallosch

[ancient spade]

Speaking of which, I should probably get back to studying

[hot cloak]

:^)

[tribal warren]

I didn't ever the alarm from how tired

[ocean robin]

I can't take naps 😦

[ancient spade]

I hate sleeping

[nocturne spruce]

ich han chein ähnen Fränchzochische(n) ächzent

[shy bobcat]

[iʃ ab aːnɛn frɑ̃søziʃɛn aksɑ̃t]

[tribal warren]

Just throw yourself in bed, close your eyes and feel like you're about to die on there

and then you just suddenly wake up 4 hours later

and you feel the best feeling

Naps with no alarms are the best

[ocean robin]

Ich habe ein französisches Akzent, jep

Naps with no alarms are sleep

[tribal warren]

Nah

[pine ginkgo]

No

[placid heath]

ein

Flooooops

[shy bobcat]

französisches
I even wrote it correctly up there

[tribal warren]

Flopps you're still too innocent to understand the concept of naps

The beauty

[shy bobcat]

Obfuscated by a heavy layer of Frenxh but

I wrote it right

[tribal warren]

The magical journey

[pine ginkgo]

Korea, i think we need a new flops

[tribal warren]

I'm out

[ocean robin]

I thought Akzent was with das :(

Wrong gender?

[tribal warren]

Der

Akzent

[ocean robin]

dhdgf

[shy bobcat]

@ocean robin >isch ab ahnen frangsösischen Akzangt
As I said, under the heavy layer of phonetic French accent I wrote correctly

[ocean robin]

Really thought it was das Akzent

[shy bobcat]

so did I for a while

But I learned

😉

[pine ginkgo]

More learning

[ocean robin]

Let's do that too

And I should plan when I will speak here

[cold vessel]

Why learn words when you can just look them up

[ocean robin]

[shy bobcat]

anyway

"Der Akzent" say it 500 times

Till you remember it forever

[ocean robin]

doing it atm in my head

[shy bobcat]

Dähr Akzangt, dähr Akzangt....

😉

[ocean robin]

[shy bobcat]

dörr Äksent, dörr Äksent 🇺🇸

[slender rain]

A 4nap Is half of my daily aleep

[tribal warren]

I usually sleep like 6 hours so 4 hours at the afternoon is quite some progress

[ocean robin]

If only I could sleep in high school too x.x

I started to feel dizzy in middle of class and I think I was even about to faint

[tribal warren]

You mean sleep in class?

Or being a high school-student and sleeping home?

[ocean robin]

Sleeping home 👀

[tribal warren]

Oh I see, don't you only have classes in the morning and then you get back home on the afternoons?

[ocean robin]

No.

I finish at 5,30 PM.

[tribal warren]

And you start at?

[cold vessel]

Jesus that's late

[ocean robin]

I start at 8 AM.

[tribal warren]

oh that's not so hard then

[nocturne spruce]

wot?

[cold vessel]

Yes it is

[nocturne spruce]

8-5:30?

[ocean robin]

yap

[nocturne spruce]

that is insane

[tribal warren]

I mean for a 14 yo it is, thinking of it

[nocturne spruce]

Longest I ever had was 8-3:15

[tribal warren]

whoa

[ocean robin]

Lucky you :^<

[tribal warren]

my normal thing was 7h15-5h45

[nocturne spruce]

what do you even do in all that time

[tribal warren]

but somedays 7h15-12h40

[ocean robin]

Even in elementary school it's 8.30-4.30

That was okay though

[tribal warren]

ok in elementary school, that's too much, holy

[nocturne spruce]

11th and 12th grade were 4-5hrs at most

do you guys like do homeworks at the school?

[tribal warren]

elementary school was 5-6h hours, and high school, 1st and 2nd year were usually that as well, but last year I had most of the days 11h or something

[nocturne spruce]

or is it elective classes?

[tribal warren]

classes

oh you mean the french

[ocean robin]

Yep! I do because I can't do homework at home. It's way too late.

[shy bobcat]

@sudden panther veränder dieses Chat hier in #german-only-2, sonst verlass ich den Server

[nocturne spruce]

all of you

[ocean robin]

I come back home at 7 PM...

[cold vessel]

French elementary school had longer hours than my high school 😂

[ocean robin]

But when are your holidays

Because atm I am in holiday

And then Christmas holidays are in 6 weeks

[nocturne spruce]

We don't have any elective classes in Jordan (for the most part), but the one school I know that does have them ends at 4:30 instead of 3:15

Most noteable holidays in Jordan are the two eids

[tribal warren]

So I had classes from 7h15-12h40 everyday, but mondays I'd have a 5-hour test at the afternoon (1h45-6h45pm). In tuesdays and wednesdays, I'd also have classes in the afternoon, from 2h05pm to 6pm, and thursdays and fridays it was only 6h of classes

[nocturne spruce]

which are 3 and 4 days long respectively, but since they are based on the lunar calender they are inconsistent

[cold vessel]

You had a fucking 5 hour test every week?

[tribal warren]

yea

[pine ginkgo]

5h test

[ocean robin]

what the fuck

[tribal warren]

But that ended officially today :P, now I only have 6 hours of classes everyday, no more tests

oh also a 1h-test everyday, too

[cold vessel]

wat

[tribal warren]

I had roughly 200 tests this year or something

[nocturne spruce]

sometimes they land of Friday and Saturday so they end up actually being 1-2 day breaks

[ocean robin]

I will have a 3h test in February for the English CEFR test

[pine ginkgo]

Are you smart bergo

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

That 1h-test would replaced a class

Depends

You mean like grades?

[nocturne spruce]

The only 5h test I've had was the Goethe C1 test

but that was due to them being unorganized, rather than needing 5 hours

[tribal warren]

We call those simulados (means simulated), it's basically tests to simulate the uni application tests

they're pretty good practice

[ocean robin]

Must've been tiring

[pine ginkgo]

The longest test ive had was 4 school hours for my abitur

[tribal warren]

oh it's like the abitur, I think

[ocean robin]

Well my finals were like, they lasted 2 days

[nocturne spruce]

for school the longest was my classical Arabic exam

[pine ginkgo]

But i had only 3 tests that long

[nocturne spruce]

2 hours and 45 mins

[ocean robin]

But thore are finals so eh

[tribal warren]

Yea, I had to write essays in some aswell, like pretty tiring

[nocturne spruce]

It's flops's favorite kind of test

Translation

[ocean robin]

no

Even if I had a reeeeally good mark on those finals I was ded at the end

[nocturne spruce]

I remember the text so clearly (the Arabic to English one), it was a grandfather talking about how his 2 year old grandson loves Russian literature

[ocean robin]

[nocturne spruce]

The reasoning was that he always tore pages of them over other books in the granddad's library

It was quite dumb

[ocean robin]

On my finals there was a text that i didn't understand at all, I was so fucking stressed and even forgot some terms, and I was really unsure of that, I was like "I will have 25% on that" so I was stressing about that all holidays and it appeared that I had 100%

Sometimes life is weird

[nocturne spruce]

My worst stress moment happened in June of this year

I had just done my Economics test which was deterimental to whether I get accepted into the Uni or not. I worried so hard about it that I ended up hitting the car while driving that night, because I was so stressed I didn't notice I was drifting to the right

[ocean robin]

D:

[nocturne spruce]

I hit a parked car in a practically empty road

[ocean robin]

oh my god

[nocturne spruce]

I got a B

[ocean robin]

How did that end?

fwgagfgf

[nocturne spruce]

It wasn't serious, the car's owner wasnt around, so i wrote an apology note and my phone number so he can ask me to cover repair costs

But he didn't call

[pine ginkgo]

Uh, don't do that in switzerland though

[nocturne spruce]

I just hit the side mirror of my car into his car's side mirror

I don't drive here

[pine ginkgo]

:D

[red pewter]

driving is the worst.

[nocturne spruce]

Depends

I personally prefer public transport (I'm in love with the trams here), but I know many people who really enjoy driving

[placid heath]

Driving is the wurst

[nocturne spruce]

There is always one german person who will make that joke

[ocean robin]

I am afraid of driving tbh

[nocturne spruce]

No matter where

[red pewter]

I love the trams there too 😦

[ocean robin]

Hey Bell!

[red pewter]

hi flaps ❤

how are you?

[ocean robin]

Good, and you? ^^

[red pewter]

tired 😄

[ocean robin]

:(

Are you on break today or you're gonna work?

[red pewter]

i'm in class :33 but only 25 more minutes

then im getting chipotle and going home

[ocean robin]

[red pewter]

chipotle is the thing i will miss the most when i leave america

[tribal warren]

Why is chipotle pronounced so weird

[red pewter]

🤷

[tribal warren]

hello kbell

[red pewter]

flaps pronounce it ❤

😠 i'm Cbell

[tribal warren]

Tja-potle

[ocean robin]

What's a chiptole first?

[tribal warren]

Chiptole

HAHA

:d

[ocean robin]

typo at its finest

[tribal warren]

it's a mexican fastfood

nah, restaurant

[ocean robin]

oooooh

[red pewter]

it's so good

[tribal warren]

I mean, american restaurant

but they sell mexican food

[red pewter]

it's so so good

[ocean robin]

Yeah, okay.

[tribal warren]

American restaurants are so overpriced here, my gosh

[red pewter]

it's better than mexican food imo

[tribal warren]

You guys have outback, right, bell?

[red pewter]

yes

[tribal warren]

It's the most expensive restaurant I've ever eaten at

no joke

it's too expensive here

[ocean robin]

Bell, Arrem said that if we don't do a conversation in VC we'll never turn A2. 😦

[red pewter]

how expensive?

[pine ginkgo]

Listen to arrem

[tribal warren]

Hmm, idk how to express it in dollars cause are currency is different

[red pewter]

D: Looks like we have to VC

just tell me in Euro

[ocean robin]

Hm, did you see the French restaurants which have plates expensive as fok?

*meals

Plates wtf

[red pewter]

when I was in paris I spent 45 euro on one meal :33

[tribal warren]

you know that one "Outback burger" that's like 9 dollars in USA?

[red pewter]

yes

[pine ginkgo]

9 dollars is not even expensive

🤔

[tribal warren]

in the US

Okay nvm it won't seem expensive making that conversion

it's like 15 dollars here

It doesn't seem expensive

But in our currency it is, okay?

[red pewter]

it's still a 60 percent markup or something

but you probs save on taxes and tipping

[tribal warren]

The wages are much worse here

So it makes sense that it's more expensive

[red pewter]

shame

well i only go to outback for the bread anyways

[tribal warren]

It's pretty tasty, tho

those ribs

[pine ginkgo]

I go to the bäcker for the bread

[tribal warren]

^

[red pewter]

your bread is way better

but free unlimited bread

[tribal warren]

The waiters must get well paid in Outback

they're so nice

[red pewter]

no idea!

a lot of places in america have mediocre food but unlimited bread

red lobster, olive garden, outback

oh, longhorn

[tribal warren]

outback doesn't have medriocre food wot

maybe that's a Brazil thing then

[red pewter]

eh, the big ones are red lobster and olive garden

that's the ones people go to JUST for the bread.

though i love olive garden. favorite restaurant

[tribal warren]

wow didn't know that

[red pewter]

yeah it's totally a thing

[tribal warren]

interesting

my favorite dish is yakisoba

or spaghetti idk :v

[red pewter]

i like mac and cheese

[pine ginkgo]

I like food

[tribal warren]

Same

[red pewter]

9 minutes till i get to go to chipotle

[tribal warren]

9 minutes until it's 7pm

[ocean robin]

Who doesn't, Solet? :D

[tribal warren]

You eat ze snails flap

[red pewter]

it's only gonna be 5 D:

[tribal warren]

Real question, though, have you ever eaten escargot, Flaps?

french cuisine is very different

[ocean robin]

Yeah but I don't remember the taste.

So let's say no.

[red pewter]

what's the strangest thing you've eaten?

[ocean robin]

[red pewter]

I'm between pig intestine and alligator

[ocean robin]

Let me thin- what the fuck?

[pine ginkgo]

Huh

Thats not even weird

[valid ice]

pig intestine? sounds tasty

[red pewter]

i'm pretty basic ❤

[pine ginkgo]

Bell is a sheltered eater

[red pewter]

i've been to 11 countries and yet...

[ocean robin]

I've been in 2 😦

[red pewter]

my friend ate dog in korea. i wasn't brave enough

[viscid cape]

pats Floppo

Did you learn a lot, foxy woxy?

[red pewter]

how do you only go to 2 countries when you live near so many :?

it's like saying "i've only been to 2 states"

[valid ice]

🤔 I've been to 3 😢

[ocean robin]

Hey Krypti. ^^

[red pewter]

which 3 😛

[valid ice]

two don't even count, depending on your opinion

England, France, Ireland

[ocean robin]

Well we finshed the translation and then we did some math and then we discussed about thay I should hold a conversation in VC.

[red pewter]

i've been to engliand and france

[viscid cape]

Very good 👌 So you've watched your daily KA videos and done your daily translations.

[ocean robin]

Yap.

[viscid cape]

Btw Floppo

If you want, sometime

We can read a basic grammar together.

[ocean robin]

and someone invited me in a frenglish server so I have a lot of fun right now

Oh.

[pine ginkgo]

For flops you are talking in vc?

[ocean robin]

OH.

[pine ginkgo]

😦

[ocean robin]

You mean, reading a grammar book in VC?

[viscid cape]

You should help others in a frenglish servers

[ocean robin]

What I think Arrem and others want from me is that I speak without notes

[viscid cape]

No, I mean reading a chapter then discussing any doubts you or I have encountered

[ocean robin]

Ah.

[valid ice]

I think they just want you to speak ^^

[ocean robin]

Also yeah.

In VC at least because I can do recording fine.

[cold vessel]

Floppy's too young for the stuff that was going on in VC today 😂

[valid ice]

🤔 would it be easier if a bunch of level as got togetther and talked in german?

[pine ginkgo]

Sure

[valid ice]

then have a native to sit and correct ^^

[pine ginkgo]

Any type of talking

Will help

[ocean robin]

@cold vessel I heard Seska saying penis. A day like any other.

[tribal warren]

actually no, just trying and speaking the bad german will help you a bit

but yea it's preferable to have someone to correct it

[cold vessel]

That wasn't the bad parts, flappy

[pine ginkgo]

Sure

[ocean robin]

Oh then I missed thingos.

[pine ginkgo]

But as long as they talk, it will help

[tribal warren]

@cold vessel it was just wormic, right?

or nah

or idk what you're talking about and i'm dumb

[pine ginkgo]

Yer dumb

[cold vessel]

And that girl that I can't say the name of because it's literally just a square 👀

[tribal warren]

@pine ginkgo true

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

oh I see henbruas

[pine ginkgo]

Nice, no one blames me

[valid ice]

i think i blame solet

[ocean robin]

wow whai

[pine ginkgo]

Wow callum, lets drink

[valid ice]

Solet knows why 🤔

Sure drink what

[ocean robin]

Where did he go wrong

[pine ginkgo]

Idk

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

Vodka?

[tribal warren]

I've never heard Solet speak in VC

🤔

[pine ginkgo]

Yer never there

[tribal warren]

He came, judged our terrible german by chat and left

What

I'm there sometimes

[ocean robin]

LOL

He was there like, 1/2 hours ago, Berg

[tribal warren]

Yea, but was he speaking?

[ocean robin]

Yep.

[pine ginkgo]

I cant speak

[valid ice]

🤔 can't drink too much, but sure

[ocean robin]

A loot.

[tribal warren]

It's okay 2018, Deutsch Projekt 'll be everyday in discord vc

[pine ginkgo]

I have no voice

[tribal warren]

w8 4 me

[ocean robin]

oh

Then it wasn't Solet who was speaking, my bad

[tribal warren]

Solet is just a spaceship

[ocean robin]

It was I dunno, his cat or dog

[tribal warren]

A tiefighter

[ocean robin]

sounds good

[tribal warren]

I've heard his recordings though, he claims to have a different long and short u or something

but he's a meme

german is too hard save me

[pine ginkgo]

I am mute

[shy bobcat]

:eyes:

[valid ice]

vodka is weak though, solet

[ocean robin]

40%

"Yesh weak"

[pine ginkgo]

Haha

[tribal warren]

So you guys drink just pure alcohol

just like

[valid ice]

wait you don't?

[ocean robin]

what berg

[cold vessel]

Vodka 🤢

[tribal warren]

LOL

[valid ice]

is whisky more your taste hen?

[cold vessel]

I'm not much of a drinker

[pine ginkgo]

Lol berg

[cold vessel]

Cider and white wine is okay

[valid ice]

I don't think I've ever drank white wine

[cold vessel]

And some types of beer

[tribal warren]

I just drink coffee

Coffee all day

twenty four seven

[shy bobcat]

☕ 😍

[ocean robin]

I don't like coffee 😦

Too bitter for me

[tribal warren]

You don't understand coffee

[ocean robin]

I don't tbh

[tribal warren]

use sugar then

[ocean robin]

Even with sugar

ugh

[cold vessel]

I didn't like coffee when I was 14 either

[tribal warren]

It's fine, some people don't like it really

[viscid cape]

@ocean robin I don't drink alcohol for that reason

[ocean robin]

Because it's too bitter?

[viscid cape]

Yes

[ocean robin]

TIL first time I hear that.

[fair iron]

Because you're a fourteen year old French girl, Kryptik? ^^

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

Hahaha

[pine ginkgo]

:)

[viscid cape]

[tribal warren]

Casca too fast for you

[ocean robin]

By the way, heyo Casca.

[valid ice]

hallo catsca

[fair iron]

[viscid cape]

I can't spend one day without coffee though

[fair iron]

Urr ye a'richt, Callum?

[viscid cape]

It's part of me

[ocean robin]

Catsca. What a wonderful nickname.

[tribal warren]

Same, drinking it right now

[ocean robin]

lol what

[fair iron]

That's what Annie calls 🐱 and I collectively. ^^

[tribal warren]

I get headaches if I don't drink coffee, that's how dependant I am D:

[viscid cape]

Same

[valid ice]

a'richt? aye am no bad yersel?

[ocean robin]

h-how

[viscid cape]

Guys

For the first time

Since I was like

13

[ocean robin]

👀 👀

[viscid cape]

I've spent 4 months wihout playing videogames

[ocean robin]

13 booooi

[pine ginkgo]

Oh no

[ocean robin]

AH WHAT

[fair iron]

Cannae complain, pure.

[tribal warren]

What?

The fuck I can't ever do that tooo

[pine ginkgo]

Can we ban krypti

[tribal warren]

I can't last a week

[ocean robin]

Well I mean I don't play to video games that much but

what

[viscid cape]

Like, zero. No games.

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

I can't last a week, tbh

[ocean robin]

Hooooow? Whhhhhy?

[pine ginkgo]

Why is ur german still bad then

[valid ice]

krypto what have you been doing?

[ocean robin]

lol what

[tribal warren]

LOL Solet

[pine ginkgo]

😦

[viscid cape]

@valid ice Trying to replace it by other things

[pine ginkgo]

C-krypti when

[valid ice]

sounds awful

c-krypti? 🤔

is this what i think it is

[ocean robin]

Krypti C1 when?

[valid ice]

if so solet is 2banned

[tribal warren]

Kryp will be C1 when he passes the Winterkurs

;D

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

That's soon, kryp

[viscid cape]

Maybe after my 5 weeks course in germany I'll be a good B2

If I go there

[tribal warren]

Wait did you get approved already?

😮

[viscid cape]

NoT YET

[tribal warren]

Oh ok

so soon he'll be c1

[ocean robin]

yet

[viscid cape]

I mean I think I was, but no confirmation

[ocean robin]

That'll happen :D

[tribal warren]

good thing, you're confident

unlike me with my uni admission tests 😄

[viscid cape]

It's not confidence, it says 'ausgewählt"

But I didn't get any e-mail

[ocean robin]

I don't know if I did good on my German test either 😦

[tribal warren]

oh haha

were your grades good in college, kryp?

cause they rate your college grades, right?

[viscid cape]

Floppo whe do you get your results

[ocean robin]

I am still doubtful and I need to wait 2 weeks for the fokking result

Because holidays

[viscid cape]

@tribal warren Yes my grades were really good, for some reason beyond me

[valid ice]

2 weeks? in scotland we do exams in may and get the results mid-august

[tribal warren]

whoa

[ocean robin]

😦

[tribal warren]

congrats

@viscid cape ENEM in 2 weeks and FUVEST in 1 month I'm ded

[viscid cape]

It's fake though, there's no way those grades are representative of my knowledge

[ocean robin]

How so?

[viscid cape]

When I did ENEM it was so much easier

It was cringeworthy

[tribal warren]

it's hard nowadays

[viscid cape]

I GOT LIKE 62 OUT OF 63

[tribal warren]

cause there's no time

[viscid cape]

Ops caps

[ocean robin]

WHAT

[pine ginkgo]

So we should send krypti back when he comes?

[tribal warren]

I think fuvest is even easier than enem nowadays

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

Fuvest was always really hard

[valid ice]

stophimstealingeurojobsyeahdoitsolet

[viscid cape]

I'm glad enem is better.

@pine ginkgo Send me back? 😄

[tribal warren]

enem is getting too hard for me

cause of the huge texts

[viscid cape]

Nyuu I'm going to Freiburg, you won't find me

[tribal warren]

I'm a math person, I do math and not reading

[ocean robin]

says where he'll go
you won't find me

[tribal warren]

and ENEM's math is just so trash

[viscid cape]

Yeah, texts interpretation was the hardest part for me as well

[pine ginkgo]

Korea lives there

[viscid cape]

Which is why fuvest was easier

[pine ginkgo]

Youre already found

[ocean robin]

lol what a coincidence

[tribal warren]

Is it weird if I ask where you graduated?

Kryp

[viscid cape]

@pine ginkgo Am I going to speak badisch then? Fuck

[pine ginkgo]

Yes

[viscid cape]

@tribal warren In usp and unicamp... no more details though

[pine ginkgo]

Well you mean you will pretend you cant speak german anyway

[tribal warren]

@viscid cape ooh, nice

I'm doing unicamp aswell, next month

[viscid cape]

@pine ginkgo true

[tribal warren]

You are a true master then

Kryp senpai

[viscid cape]

Cool berg, I like unicamp exams... I suck at them, but I think they're right

[shy bobcat]

Badisch isch 😍 krypto

[viscid cape]

I don't wanna come back making Korea jokes

[ocean robin]

lel

[tribal warren]

unicamp's 1st phase is the easiest for me, cause it's only 4 choices and their questions are rather easier

like last year I didn't study shit and I hadn't read a single book and I just didn't remember a lot of stuff and I did 60

[viscid cape]

Are they not written anymore?

[tribal warren]

they changed

they're like fuvest now, 2 phases as well

[viscid cape]

Humm choices are easier for me too

I'm good at eliminating false ones lul

[shy bobcat]

@viscid cape de selle koreawitze sin de beschde 👀 (sorry Korea für schlechtes badisch)

[tribal warren]

I'm bad at the portuguese tests though

I'm bad at my own language

[pine ginkgo]

Yer dumb

[viscid cape]

Seriously I'm afraid now, I won't understand ANYTHING

[tribal warren]

interpretation is what I make most of my mistakes

[viscid cape]

Exactly berg lol

[pine ginkgo]

Did you ever hear korea talk?

Unintelligible

[viscid cape]

Yes but it was long ago, I don't remember

Omg

STAHP

[tribal warren]

Like I redid fuvest2017 just to see how much I'd get (in my home), and I got like 66, and like 10 of mistakes or something were cause of bad interpreting

[viscid cape]

@placid heath Teach me survival badish plz

[placid heath]

y

[ocean robin]

Survival? x)

[pine ginkgo]

Weggle

[viscid cape]

I'm probably coming to Freiburg

[pine ginkgo]

Learn this word

[shy bobcat]

De grumbeere net newe de zwiwwele etc etc

[placid heath]

👍🏻

[pine ginkgo]

Only word you will ever need

[sudden panther]

Weeeeeee I'm done with homework. Now to wait for tomorrow when the next batch comes.

[tribal warren]

LordKorea TeachKorea

[viscid cape]

Which one Solet

[pine ginkgo]

Weggle

[viscid cape]

What

[pine ginkgo]

You can survive for years with only that word

[placid heath]

Most people don't really speak the hardcore-badisch

[viscid cape]

What does it mean

I'm glad Korea

[pine ginkgo]

It means Weggle

[ocean robin]

I was sure he was going to say that

[tribal warren]

Weegle means Weegle

Great

[placid heath]

but forget -chen and -lein

[shy bobcat]

But hardcore badisch 😍 😍 😍

[ocean robin]

It means what it means

[placid heath]

it's just -le

[tribal warren]

Flappsle

[viscid cape]

Hallo Fräule

[pine ginkgo]

If you ever are in dire need

[placid heath]

Brötchen -> Brötle (achtung, das heißt dann KEKSE!)

[shy bobcat]

Füchsle

[placid heath]

Brötchen -> Weckle / Weggle

[pine ginkgo]

Say "Jetztn Weggle"

[viscid cape]

My God

[tribal warren]

Oh dude I'm so hungry

"Jetztn Weggle"

Did it work?

[placid heath]

jup

[viscid cape]

Ich möcht'jetztnwegl bitte mädl

[placid heath]

but

[tribal warren]

whoa

[placid heath]

Jetzad e weggle

[tribal warren]

my god

[ocean robin]

what is this

[tribal warren]

what is this²

[viscid cape]

No idea man

[pine ginkgo]

Badenerd

[placid heath]

Jetzad = jetzt

[viscid cape]

Crazy

[valid ice]

🤔 where is the e coming from?

[ocean robin]

Can I learn th- no I won't it will break my German.

[viscid cape]

Korea will you visit me

[placid heath]

idk. maybe meet up in the city.

[viscid cape]

They speak hochdeutsch in the uni though right?

Pweese

[placid heath]

Depends on the prof and the lecture

English lectures? Sorry, no hochdeutsch there

[viscid cape]

It's DaF

I'll send Floppo with my ID

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

"Hi I'm Krypti

[ocean robin]

PLEASE DO

I WANT TO BE THERE TOO

[placid heath]

Everybody should come to freiburg at least once

[viscid cape]

Well the photos I saw

Are jawdropping

[pine ginkgo]

Krypti

Talk in german

Or i gonna ban you when i become mod

[viscid cape]

Nyuuu

I can do a 30 seconds challenge

[tribal warren]

you can do a deutsch or ban challenge

[viscid cape]

[pine ginkgo]

Gonna fuck you up if ye aint gonna take your opportunity seriously

[viscid cape]

I will try

[pine ginkgo]

So if you do a flops

You gonna get banned

[placid heath]

Ok

So everyone will come to freiburg

[sudden panther]

Hey you know what Floop did. She flooped out of that math problem we gave her earlier. Bad Floop.

[pine ginkgo]

Yes

Macaco is super sad now

And will cry himself to sleep

[tribal warren]

@ancient spade ?

[sudden panther]

Nice ping.

[valid ice]

he's gone offline to cry now

[tribal warren]

Why is he sad, Solet

[pine ginkgo]

He asked flops a question

And flops never came back

[tribal warren]

Oh

Flops

how could you

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

She's a mean person.

[ocean robin]

Did he?

[sudden panther]

Remember

[sudden panther]

That you never finished?

[tribal warren]

Flops what year of high school are you in, again?

[ocean robin]

Oh

10th

[tribal warren]

ok gotta convert that to brazilian education

fuk

you're 14?

[sudden panther]

Wow. You must be really dumb. I was out of highschool in 4 years.

[ocean robin]

2nde in French grades

Yep I am 14. About to turn 15.

[tribal warren]

okay so first year in the brazilian system I guess

okay, just curiosity

[sudden panther]

Flops is in her first year of HS. Unless the years in France go faster.

[ocean robin]

Yep.

[valid ice]

3rd year in scotland methinks

[tribal warren]

k then

I wonder what I learned in math at that time 🤔

[sudden panther]

Multivariable calculus.

[tribal warren]

Probably

[valid ice]

^ can confirm did that as a foetus

[sudden panther]

As a fötus?

[tribal warren]

I'll never know

I don't have any of my 1st year tests here, just last year and 2017 😒

[valid ice]

yeah, didn't you do it AS a fötus? 😶

[sudden panther]

NO I didn't. 😦

[valid ice]

have you even solved p vs np? 🤔

[sudden panther]

I was born with all the knowledge. Never learned anything in my entire life.

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

ohmakesense

[tribal warren]

Meme knowledge

[sudden panther]

Ooooh. Flops. Tell us

[ocean robin]

Why are you doing homework then?

[sudden panther]

True or false?

[tribal warren]

To seem human

[ocean robin]

idk

[tribal warren]

Arrem you bully

[sudden panther]

Tell us Floop.

[ocean robin]

If n = 1 then why not

[pine ginkgo]

Maybe you should let her finish the other task

Than meme her

[sudden panther]

LOL YES

FLOP JUST DID IT.

[valid ice]

lel

[ocean robin]

lol seriously

[valid ice]

flops congrats you get 1 million dollars

you just solved p vs np

👏

[tribal warren]

Flops to solve a millenium problem

[ocean robin]

WHAT DID I DO

[sudden panther]

That was an unsolved problem in computer science Flops. Until you just solved it.

[ocean robin]

LOL

[valid ice]

./headpat

[ocean robin]

yayies

[sudden panther]

The prize they offer for solving it is 1 million dollars.

[tribal warren]

Okay, next up is Riemann's Hypothesis

[sudden panther]

So you just won that.

[tribal warren]

Let Flapps do her work

[ocean robin]

Yaaaay! 🎉

Now what do you want me to do?

[sudden panther]

I can't believe this. Thousands of scientist worked on that problem. And nobody ever thought of the possibility that N = 1.

The proof was so simple all along.

[valid ice]

ok flaps, can you solve ζ(s) = 0, where s isn't a multiple of two, nor has a real part of a half?

[ocean robin]

lel

[valid ice]

🤔

[tribal warren]

Stop bullying heeeer

[placid heath]

P=NP is worth $1 Million

Flops

[pine ginkgo]

Arrem, let her do the task to see if she remembers

[placid heath]

u now rich

[ocean robin]

What is that sign first, Callum though

[sudden panther]

Callum that's rude.

[pine ginkgo]

Instead of meming her up

[tribal warren]

Zeta

[sudden panther]

Floop doesn't know what the zeta function is. Here Floop, let me help.

\zeta(s) = \sum_{n=1}^\infty \frac{1}{n^s}

[tribal warren]

It's the Z in the greek alphabet, Floppy

[ocean robin]

And ehat does it imply?

[valid ice]

It's not rude, this is how you make $1m from a 14yo French girl

[tribal warren]

It's a function

[placid heath]

That's not the analytical continuation tho, arrem

[sudden panther]

^There. Now do it.

[ocean robin]

👀 👀

[placid heath]

Still not the continuation.

[ocean robin]

What's s?

What are those weird signs?

[pine ginkgo]

s is what you put into the function

[sudden panther]

Feel free to post it, Korea.

[pine ginkgo]

Commonly called a variable

Or input variable

[sudden panther]

Anyway, we can talk about notation memes when floop can actually simplify expressions and stuff.

So in 2139.

[tribal warren]

haha

[placid heath]

Right after she is C2 Akwakwak

[valid ice]

flapersgo

[ocean robin]

sso we were like

[sudden panther]

Nah 2139 is when she reaches B1.

[valid ice]

we were like totally doing this maths problem

[placid heath]

A2*

[ocean robin]

x^2 + 2xy + y^2/x^2 - y^2

[tribal warren]

why would you

[sudden panther]

So that would be.

[sudden panther]

Wrong. Bad Floop.

[ocean robin]

Huh?!

[tribal warren]

haha

the way you wrote it

[sudden panther]

That up there is what you said.

[tribal warren]

flap

[pine ginkgo]

Parentheses are important flops

[robust cosmos]

A number

[ocean robin]

mh

[valid ice]

when writing it like that, you need brackets 😉

[ocean robin]

(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)/x^2 - y^2

[sudden panther]

Haha.

[pine ginkgo]

Parentheses are still important flops

[tribal warren]

Can only mods use latex command here, or pebs aswell?

[sudden panther]

Getting closer.

[pine ginkgo]

You can

[ocean robin]

fak

[sudden panther]

No. You can use it as well.

[ocean robin]

(x^2 + 2xy + y^2)/(x^2 - y^2)

[tribal warren]

oh cool

[pine ginkgo]

You friggin peb, bergi

[sudden panther]

Better.

[valid ice]

ok now simplify

[sudden panther]

So, what do you do next? 😛

[valid ice]

so we can make me $1m

[ocean robin]

okay so next let's extend all those sqares

Actually does that change a thing?

[valid ice]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ocean robin]

Let's see ¯_(ツ)_/¯

(x*x + 2xy + y*y)/(x*x - y*-y)

[pine ginkgo]

:)

[ocean robin]

AHHJJ DISCORD

[tribal warren]

*-

[valid ice]

the well known *- operator

[sudden panther]

So did that do anything?

Kek.

[tribal warren]

@valid ice good old *-

[ocean robin]

-y*(-y) if you prefer :v

[sudden panther]

That would actually be wrong.

[pine ginkgo]

Uhm

No

[tribal warren]

Flops you gotta have sagacity

When doing factoring

[ocean robin]

Sagacity? Huh?

[tribal warren]

Wit

[viscid cape]

sagacity lool

😂

[tribal warren]

Portuguese -> English confirmed

Right Kryp

[pine ginkgo]

She gotta but aint

[tribal warren]

Sagacity does exist, tho, I'm pretty sure

You bullies

[ocean robin]

I don't get what you mean

[placid heath]

Boah, ihr Pistenbullis

[tribal warren]

You gotta do tons of exercises and you'll get it

[sudden panther]

He means that you have to think about what you're doing. Because you just drove yourself into a trap. And there's no way out.

[pine ginkgo]

Du proll, korea

[tribal warren]

You don't just expand the things

You gotta look at how to make the whole thing more simple

[valid ice]

at what point do we give her a hint? 🤔

[placid heath]

Klar, man könnte sagen Solet ist prollig

[valid ice]

ew solet's a ned

[pine ginkgo]

(When she asks a clear question, callum)

[valid ice]

Ooohkay

[tribal warren]

Okay

Back to the exercise Flap

[ocean robin]

(x + 2xy + y*y)/(x - y*-y) we can do that first

[pine ginkgo]

Lol

[valid ice]

you're making this quite hard for yourself

is there anything you could do instead of expanding?

[ocean robin]

I dunno

[valid ice]

Are you sure about that?

[tribal warren]

just look at it

and answer one thing

[ocean robin]

Which is?

[tribal warren]

Besides what you did, what can you do?

Besides expanding (x+y)²

[ocean robin]

We can expand x^2 - y^2?

[tribal warren]

I don't know, can we?

If, so would that do any good?

You gotta think of your steps

[ocean robin]

Well I don't think that would actually change something

So uuuh

[tribal warren]

Why?

[valid ice]

Out of interest, have you heard of the difference of two squares?

[tribal warren]

She has

[ocean robin]

AH AH AHH.

THAT JUST UGH

[tribal warren]

You gotta have sagacity 😉

[valid ice]

Okay go do it

[ocean robin]

WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT THIS EARLIER

[tribal warren]

No sagacity

You gotta just practice more

Do you understand why it's good, now?

[ocean robin]

okay so (x + y)(x - y)

[tribal warren]

Yea

Why is that good, though, explain it

[ocean robin]

And then ooooh

jesus chrisy why am I going in such difficult thingos

[ocean robin]

fak, fhe awnser was obvious

[valid ice]

What is it?

[ocean robin]

It's 1

[tribal warren]

What?

[pine ginkgo]

... what?

[valid ice]

what

[pine ginkgo]

Explain

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

Explain, please

[valid ice]

you have gone in the wrong direction

[ocean robin]

wait no, sorry

[pine ginkgo]

Dont think, explain

[ocean robin]

Saw a sign wrongly, otherwise it would be good

[pine ginkgo]

Oh

[ocean robin]

I never did that

[viscid cape]

Berg we saw that

[tribal warren]

Solet had typed explain

so I tried erasing my assumptions

=p

So what's the final answer Flöpsel?

[ocean robin]

The final awnser is eeer

Let me think

[tribal warren]

are you writing this? It would make it 10x easier

like doing the math on paper

[ocean robin]

Well it's more difficult than I thought mmmh

[tribal warren]

Du schaffst es 😛

So? @ocean robin

Rip in pepopronis

[sudden panther]

Fan Bloop.

[valid ice]

Maybe she's writing the question out and understanding it? 😄

[tribal warren]

Maybe =p

@sudden panther Have you guys taught her how to factorise by using common factors?

[pine ginkgo]

She "knows"

[sudden panther]

We assumed that her school took care of that.

[tribal warren]

Ok then, I know one that she can try out next

[ocean robin]

I msan I know that but where the hell do you see a common factor

[sudden panther]

Bimst du blimd?

[pine ginkgo]

Write it out, maybe

[tribal warren]

You gotta finish the first one first =p

It's not about that one tho, flapps

[sudden panther]

Do wot Solet sez.

[ocean robin]

Just did.

[tribal warren]

Hm

[valid ice]

🤔

[pine ginkgo]

Oh god

[ocean robin]

x^2 + 2xy + y^2 🤔

[tribal warren]

Look at what you have at the bottom part

[ocean robin]

Don't say: (x + y)(x + y) lol please

[tribal warren]

:l