general-2

[quasi merlin]

She drinkt ein Bier.

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

to be honest though

[viscid cape]

She's a minor

She can only drink Ovomaltine

[hot cloak]

German grammatical constructs

are often quite natural feeling to me

Moreso recently

but never had a problem with verbs coming last in general

[cold vessel]

She's French, don't they raise them on wine?

[ocean robin]

LOL pls

Actually I hate wine.

[hot cloak]

Flappy

[ocean robin]

Champagne though ❤

[hot cloak]

I'm going to be a dickhead

[ocean robin]

sure

[hot cloak]

Please standby.

[ocean robin]

👀

[hot cloak]

I actually hate wine

[cold vessel]

I don't really like white wine

[ocean robin]

oh lo l

[cold vessel]

err

I mean red wine

[hot cloak]

you want me to explain

[cold vessel]

White wine I do like

[hot cloak]

well sorry

I can't

[cold vessel]

Champagne is nice as well

[ocean robin]

But can't you add a comma?

[hot cloak]

Add a comma and

yeah

[pine ginkgo]

krypti

[hot cloak]

but

[ocean robin]

actually, I hate wine?

[pine ginkgo]

i think flops successfully ignored you

[viscid cape]

That she did.

[hot cloak]

I dunno how to explain it

Actually, I hate wine

is a perfectly fine construct

But what I said is better in this context

at least I'd say that

omg I have no idea

[ocean robin]

Okay Krypti.

[hot cloak]

Irish has fucked up my brain too though

Also quite cancer

[ocean robin]

I am messing up my French too x.x

I dunno why though

[cold vessel]

To me "Actually, I hate wine" feels like you just remembered you hate wine, while "I actually hate wine" sounds like you're refuting something. Might be totally wrong though 🤷

[shy bobcat]

Nah

Both sound good to me

[hot cloak]

Actually has a higher tone than the I have wine part

[shy bobcat]

For refuting

[hot cloak]

I don't know why actually, I hate wine doesn't sound as good as I actually hate wine to me

in that context anyway

[shy bobcat]

Actually "actually I hate wine" would be my first choice

😄

[hot cloak]

the actually seems so abrupt

Maybe I'm getting too used to German

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

lol

[ocean robin]

I put commas everywhere now

[hot cloak]

I've been doing Irish almost every day at school from the age of 4 and in the creche before that

Some weird things stuck

like I feel the effects, some structures aren't as difficult as they should be for me as a native English speaker because of Irish being there annoying me my whole life

Yet, I'm still not fluent

[viscid cape]

@ocean robin What do you mean by okay krypti 🤔

[pine ginkgo]

good question krypti

:D

[ocean robin]

Am I really fluent in English though?

[pine ginkgo]

i still have your club application, krypti

don't worry

[ocean robin]

We can begin the exercises. ^^

[hot cloak]

your brain is kind of forced to change it's chemistry a bit with sentences structured like "Is the pencil I have" for "I have the pencil"

[viscid cape]

@pine ginkgo Please save it, I might end up needing it after all

Heh.

[hot cloak]

FLÖPS

[pine ginkgo]

heh.

[ocean robin]

YEAH

[hot cloak]

you sound like an evil scientist

in that quote

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

We can begin the EXPERIMENTATION

[ocean robin]

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT AT ALL

[hot cloak]

there's a nice word

that looks like a French loan

am I right?

[ocean robin]

well

[hot cloak]

l'experiment

no?

[cold vessel]

Probably loaned directly from latin

[hot cloak]

oh

[ocean robin]

Experimentation looks like "expérience" or sth

[pine ginkgo]

yes

good observation, flops

[cold vessel]

http://www.etymonline.com/word/experiment French actually

[hot cloak]

old French

haha

[ocean robin]

TIL that is a word.

Old French is fucked up though.

[viscid cape]

Floppo I already gave you an exercise in case you didn't notice

[hot cloak]

esperment

[viscid cape]

[hot cloak]

ever heard of that one

esperment

[ocean robin]

wat is that

[pine ginkgo]

krypti

[cold vessel]

Old French looks like a proper latin language

[hot cloak]

experiment

[cold vessel]

Not like the modern one

[viscid cape]

🤦

[pine ginkgo]

i think we can cross that off the list

[ocean robin]

About the snails? Agagajf.

[pine ginkgo]

hey, she remembers

:D

[hot cloak]

I remember in 2nd class when everyone thought beautiful and chocolate were impossible to spell

[ocean robin]

I still can't spell awnser properly

[hot cloak]

this is why it takes English kids like 3 years later to get to the same standard of writing as kids from other countries

I see Flappy

answer

[ocean robin]

lel

[hot cloak]

I need to learn German though

[ocean robin]

9. Illness comes express and creeps away again like a snail. Okay.

[shy bobcat]

Is that the original or was thee original German

[viscid cape]

Original is German

[shy bobcat]

ok

[viscid cape]

I've adapted it

[cold vessel]

"comes express"?

[shy bobcat]

Was gonna say, either flop messed up or whoever wrote that messed up

[cold vessel]

Is that valid English?

[shy bobcat]

express 🤔

No

[viscid cape]

Humm my bad then

[pine ginkgo]

welll

metaphorically

it can work

[viscid cape]

By express I mean, as when you send something express - Faster than usual

[pine ginkgo]

yeah

[shy bobcat]

Well it sounds funny

[viscid cape]

The original says

No idea how to translate that

[pine ginkgo]

lul

[shy bobcat]

Umm

Well idk how to translate it in a way that's faithful but also sounds good

[pine ginkgo]

just ignore it

[shy bobcat]

Maybe the German sounds weird too lel

[pine ginkgo]

just ignore anything that is old

lol

[shy bobcat]

😄

[viscid cape]

Is that old

[pine ginkgo]

yes

[viscid cape]

Cool

[shy bobcat]

so, what would a more modern way of saying that be lel

that actually sounds good

[ocean robin]

Krankheit kommt ausdrücklich und schleicht wieder wie eine Schenke davon. uh wat

[viscid cape]

ausdrücklich 😂

that's express as in, not implicit

[ocean robin]

I FOUND THAT FOR EXPRESS OKAY

[pine ginkgo]

Premiumversand

[ocean robin]

huh

[pine ginkgo]

extrapost

[viscid cape]

Lol Luna

[pine ginkgo]

no really

that would be a modern translation

extrapost

was basically a thing for mail

[viscid cape]

Ahh I see, so my translation wasn't all that off

[pine ginkgo]

to swiftly be transported

[viscid cape]

[pine ginkgo]

but on exclusive roads only for that

[viscid cape]

Oh cool

[pine ginkgo]

which don't exist anymore

obviously

[viscid cape]

So flappo, fix ausdrücklich

And

[pine ginkgo]

at least not in that meaning

[ocean robin]

By wot?

[pine ginkgo]

use quickly

instead of express

[viscid cape]

Use something else to translate away instead of 'davon'

I think

[ocean robin]

schnell? K understood.

Uh Krypti, it's a seperable verb

[viscid cape]

davonschleichen?

never heard it

[viscid cape]

ohh sorry then

[ocean robin]

np :)

[pine ginkgo]

poor krypti

getting scolded by flops

[viscid cape]

[ocean robin]

Krankheit kommt schnell und schleicht wieder wie eine Schenke davon.

[viscid cape]

I'm going to say something but I'm not sure

I see 'wie' as introducing a clause

So it has to be sepparated

of the other clause

[ocean robin]

I don't think so

In this case it means "like a snail"

[viscid cape]

So it's a preposition?

[pine ginkgo]

btw

it's reflexive

[ocean robin]

Yeah.

[pine ginkgo]

uh

don't use schenke

[ocean robin]

Huh? Reflexive seperable verb?

[pine ginkgo]

yes

actually

mhh

you can use it without sich hier

[ocean robin]

wow why dict.cc didn't specify that

[viscid cape]

Solet would you use "wie eine Schnecke" embedded in the clause like that?

[pine ginkgo]

yes

[viscid cape]

Okay, my bad again then

So Floppo

Write the final version

[ocean robin]

yus

With another word for snail then?

[cold vessel]

I think the rule is when someone corrects you 3 times they get your color

[viscid cape]

Shush snail

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

You typed it wrong

[ocean robin]

oh god

Krankheit kommt schnell und schleicht wieder wie eine Schnecke davon.

[viscid cape]

Good.

🍪

Not only you learn German, but also wisdom.

Thanks to my sentences.

Now I must eat.

@pine ginkgo will take care of you, my pupil.

[pine ginkgo]

nope

[ocean robin]

lol

[viscid cape]

Btw Floppo

I'll stop with the snail jokes, this time it really wasn't my fault lul the exercise says it.

[cold vessel]

Do this in the meantime: https://i.imgur.com/FnW0ZIW.png

[cold vessel]

There should only be one article per sentence

[sudden panther]

ÖSTERREICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

[shy bobcat]

😍 😍 😍

[sudden panther]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-BmmfETghGOPrW tfw you derive a probability formula on your own and then check if it's right and it is

[ocean robin]

I am too lazy to type anything, Henbri =_=

[cold vessel]

Just tell me the article and whether it should go in the first or second slot

[ocean robin]

Can it have none in a slot? Like the first one?

[cold vessel]

Yeah, only one slot in each sentence should be filled

[ocean robin]

oh okay

So the first is in der right?

Ich finde das Leben

sie ist eine gebürtige Französin

Karin ist in der Schweiz

[sudden panther]

Level A
constantly fails at typing
too lazy to type
Logic doesn't check out.

[ocean robin]

werden sie die Gitarre spielen

In der Schule lernen wir [...]

[cold vessel]

You have one mistake

[pine ginkgo]

one is wrong

[ocean robin]

af

ugh which one

[cold vessel]

Find out 🤷

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

Ahahahahaha find out. I love you Henbri.

[pine ginkgo]

he's a filthy cheater

but he is our filthy cheater

or mine

if you don't want him

[sudden panther]

I do. I want anyone who makes Flops suffer helps Flops.

[cold vessel]

It kiinda helps to think in English here, flappy

But it might be confusing as well I guess

[pine ginkgo]

not sure if it really does

🤔

[ocean robin]

In school?

[cold vessel]

@pine ginkgo It might only work if you already know where the mistake is 🤔

That one was right, flappy

[ocean robin]

oki dokie

[pine ginkgo]

i think you can leave out all the articles in that sentence, henbri

:D

[cold vessel]

Really? 🤔

[ocean robin]

I can't see the mistake

[cold vessel]

I don't really know how to give a hint for this, anyone got an idea?

[pine ginkgo]

well

it's not the last sentence

lel

[ocean robin]

[cold vessel]

Flappy, you know that people's occupations are always without an article, that removes most options

[sudden panther]

Hint: Open the Modern German Grammar and check the section on article usage.

[cold vessel]

In fact it removes everything but two

And one of the remaining ones should be easy to eliminate

[pine ginkgo]

wow arrem

😦

[sudden panther]

It's a nice hint. 😛 It would definitely solve her problem.

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

I'm back

Floppo did Luna and henbruas take good care of you

[cold vessel]

Well

[pine ginkgo]

i did nothing

[cold vessel]

We tried to keep her busy at least

[pine ginkgo]

so yes

[viscid cape]

😄 cool

[pine ginkgo]

also this seems like another exercise

we won't finish

:D

[sudden panther]

It's a miracle that we ever finish anything.

[ocean robin]

still thinking atm

[sudden panther]

Lol.

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

(you can ask questions, if you think for 20 minutes)

(and if you don't get any results)

(or anything at all)

[ocean robin]

Sure but what kind?

[sudden panther]

Given that it's been 11 minutes, you could have as well downloaded the book and checked. 😂

[ocean robin]

Like in which sentence?

lol what

[sudden panther]

Attention span: -234234

Hint: Open the Modern German Grammar and check the section on article usage.

[pine ginkgo]

you can think about what kind of questions would be appropriate

:)

[sudden panther]

Pls 2139. Come sooner.

[ocean robin]

I know Solet, I am thinking about that 🤔

[ocean robin]

Huh?

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

@sudden panther You don't seriously believe that's going to happen do you

[cold vessel]

2139?

[viscid cape]

If so, you are a naïveboy

[pine ginkgo]

Haha

Krypti

:)

[viscid cape]

She's such a troll

Sometimes involuntarily

[ocean robin]

"Sometimes" often involuntary

[viscid cape]

😂

[cold vessel]

Floppy, did you do the process of elimination like I mentioned?

[shy bobcat]

What is floppy trying to do

👀

[ocean robin]

Yeah?

[cold vessel]

So what sentences are you left with?

[ocean robin]

2, 3 and 4?

[cold vessel]

Why's that?

[ocean robin]

5 is right

And 1 uuuh, idk why I deleted it

[cold vessel]

Well, I mentioned occupations

Both 2 and 4 contain occupations

And 1

[ocean robin]

yeah

[pine ginkgo]

Henbri :D

[ocean robin]

So no article for occupations

[cold vessel]

Right

So which ones are you actually left with

[ocean robin]

Since we still have another slot, 1,2,3 and 4

[cold vessel]

🤔

[cold vessel]

flappy, you didn't use an article for the occpuations, ie. you did those right

[ocean robin]

oh my god masterpiece

yeah

[cold vessel]

So how are you left with 1, 2, 3 and 4? 🤔

[ocean robin]

Because there are 2 slots

[pine ginkgo]

Mh.

[ocean robin]

And that one doesn't need a change

[cold vessel]

You didn't mess up a gender, flappy

You messed up puttin something in the right slot

[ocean robin]

So we still have one which has to be filled

oh

[pine ginkgo]

🍿

[viscid cape]

Solet are you making henbruas' club ID already

[cold vessel]

My patience is infinite

[viscid cape]

Good.

[cold vessel]

I've TAed for 3 years, it helps

[ocean robin]

Sorry for taking so long by the way :(

[viscid cape]

Wow 3 years, cool

@ocean robin We're just teasing

[ocean robin]

It's just that I fokking can't see it

[cold vessel]

Flappy, can you tell me again what sentences you think are left?

[ocean robin]

Well, I don't really know what sentences are left since there's 2 slots, so everything besides the last one 🤷

[cold vessel]

But

I just told you all the ones with occupations were right 👀

[ocean robin]

ah

3 and 5 then

[cold vessel]

Right

[ocean robin]

I have a feeling it's "die Gitarre spielen" for no reason

And then "nach dem Abendessen"

sounds weird

[cold vessel]

Do you know the thing JFK said in a speech in Berlin that people make fun of, flappy?

[ocean robin]

Ich bin ein Berliner?

[cold vessel]

Yeah

What did he do wrong?

[ocean robin]

idk tbh

[pine ginkgo]

People outside of germany are making fun off

[shy bobcat]

He didn't actually do anything wrong

[cold vessel]

True

Well

[viscid cape]

He's trying to teach a point nubs

Smartasses

[pine ginkgo]

Cause no one germany actually makes fun of it

[viscid cape]

[pine ginkgo]

Also i csnt type todsy

[ocean robin]

We can see that

[viscid cape]

Solet 2017

[ocean robin]

You are flopsing all the way

[shy bobcat]

Since "ich bin ein Berliner" and "ich bin Berliner" mean different things iirc, and him saying the latter would have sounded silly

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

No flops

I actually know i made a mistake

[shy bobcat]

Lol

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

She knows she did too.

She doesn't know which though

[pine ginkgo]

:)

[cold vessel]

Ok, so my point is, flappy, you don't usually use an article when you say where you're from

[viscid cape]

@cold vessel Is remembering his TA years

[cold vessel]

🤔

[ocean robin]

oh okay

[cold vessel]

So use that to eliminate another sentence

[pine ginkgo]

People wont look at you funny though, if you use an article though

[viscid cape]

I don't even know what's being talked about

[ocean robin]

sie ist eine gebürtige Französin

good

[cold vessel]

Err

[pine ginkgo]

Err

[ocean robin]

looks weird

sounds weird

[pine ginkgo]

Both work actually

[cold vessel]

I didn't think about that part 🤔

[pine ginkgo]

And that is not the mistake

[ocean robin]

Awww 😦

[viscid cape]

Sie ist gebürtige Franzosin sounds weird 🤔 doesn't it

[ocean robin]

^

[pine ginkgo]

No it doesnt

[viscid cape]

Hummm

[cold vessel]

You're supposed to have an article there though 🤔

[ocean robin]

That's why I said eine

[viscid cape]

Sounds like a caveman

[pine ginkgo]

Yeah but it's not necessary

[viscid cape]

😂

[cold vessel]

flappy, and you were correct to

[ocean robin]

lol krypti

okay so 5

I did make a proposition about it though

[pine ginkgo]

Nah

You just said you had a feeling

[ocean robin]

oh trur

Now I doubt even more.

[viscid cape]

You're being influenced by Engrish

[pine ginkgo]

Pls no engrish

[ocean robin]

Engrish? What is that mentioned?

[viscid cape]

How do you say I play the guitar in French?

[ocean robin]

Je joue de la guitare/à la guitare

[viscid cape]

Hummm then French is also interfering

[ocean robin]

I am messing up my French now :^^^)

[pine ginkgo]

Ban french

[cold vessel]

English shouldn't necessarily interfer ...

[pine ginkgo]

Ban krypti

[viscid cape]

Je joue a la playa

[ocean robin]

If Solet were a mod, he would ban everyone sooner or later?

lol what, you play the sand?

*the beach, ugh

[pine ginkgo]

Not everyone

Only daniel and you

[ocean robin]

wow 😦

[viscid cape]

Floppo, instruments = article zero

[ocean robin]

why such hate

AGH

So it's Nach dem Abendessen?

[pine ginkgo]

Yes

[ocean robin]

:^(

[cold vessel]

You can say "play guitar" in English btw

[pine ginkgo]

Yep

[cold vessel]

Do you say just "nach Abendessen", Solet?

[pine ginkgo]

No

Never

[cold vessel]

But you said it would work?

Or did I misunderstand?

[pine ginkgo]

I said for english

[cold vessel]

Oh

[viscid cape]

@cold vessel Play guitar?

[pine ginkgo]

I learned it as play the instrument too

But without article seems also to be widespread

[viscid cape]

Must be some 'murican heresy

[pine ginkgo]

Yeah apparently

From what i have seen

[cold vessel]

Well done nevertheless, flappy 👍

But now I should head to bed

[shy bobcat]

It's "play guitar" or "play the guitar" equally IMO

[viscid cape]

Good night @cold vessel

Flappo already went to bed possibly

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

And ditched us all

[ocean robin]

😦

[viscid cape]

patspats

[ocean robin]

^^

[viscid cape]

I might go to Germany guise

If I do, we should meet.

[pine ginkgo]

You know

You have to actually talk

Right

When you travel

Are you sure

[viscid cape]

Damn

I'll talk in Engrish only

I'm okay with trying to talk to strangers

Just not to people I know

:c

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[ocean robin]

Shouldn't it be the opposite?

[viscid cape]

Yes, I'm weird

I'm afraid people will find out

The German fraud that I am

But if they don't know me

They have no expectations, so

It's alright.

[ocean robin]

LOL

[viscid cape]

😺

[pine ginkgo]

Do you think i have any

[ocean robin]

[viscid cape]

Yes

You want to demote me all the time

To sub-A

Flappo will soon surpass her master

Then take his life, as it's a tradition among us Sith

[pine ginkgo]

Do you sound worse than bergi

If yes, then okay

[ocean robin]

Flappo will soon surpass her master
2139?

[viscid cape]

😄

[pine ginkgo]

So you are the worst brazilian purple speaker, krypti? 🤔

[ocean robin]

I am sure he isn't

[shy bobcat]

😦

[pine ginkgo]

It's either him, bergi or the monkey

And according to bergi, the monkey is better than bergi

[ocean robin]

Krypti, your need your confident claim though. Just say a steadfast "no"

[pine ginkgo]

And krypti didn't refute

[ocean robin]

"i am the best"

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[ocean robin]

ah

[viscid cape]

I think I am to be fair 🤔

Maybe I know a little bit more grammar, but speaking I'm probably the worst amongst them

Patspats Floppo

[pine ginkgo]

You definitely know more

Bergi is a lazy boye

[viscid cape]

Berg started only recently though

I've been studying for 5 years

[pine ginkgo]

Still lazy boye

[viscid cape]

😂

[ocean robin]

yay I got headpats

Honestly I haver never been patted irl 😦

[valid ice]

I pat a lot irl 🤔

only because it irritates people though

[sudden panther]

Pat yourself.

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

gepaet :>

[ocean robin]

It's not the same Arrem, it makes me feel lonely :<

[pine ginkgo]

I pat you callum

I hope you are cute

I only pat cute people

[sudden panther]

Also when we all meet in Vienna, I'll make sure Krypti gives you exactly one headpat and says "Who's a good Flopper? Youuu're a good Flopper. Yes you are. Ohh yes you are." in an enthusiastic tone.

[pine ginkgo]

Otherwise i revoke it

[valid ice]

🤔 I was as a child

[viscid cape]

Flappo I promise to Pat you like crazy if we meet.

[ocean robin]

I am sure he'll do that, knowing him

oh yay

[viscid cape]

Lol @sudden panther 😂

[tribal warren]

Hello people 😛

[valid ice]

Hallo

[tribal warren]

Wie geht's?

[valid ice]

nicht schlecht dänke, und dir?

[tribal warren]

Mir geht es gut, nur ziemlich müde.

[ocean robin]

Hoi Berg. ^^

[valid ice]

so geh schlafen :>

[tribal warren]

Ich bin gerade von der Schule nach Hause gekommen 😛

[pine ginkgo]

Lazy boye

[tribal warren]

What

[ocean robin]

[tribal warren]

I was in school for 12 hours

Gimme a break

Hello Flaptrap

@valid ice Maybe I will..

[viscid cape]

Hellow

[tribal warren]

Hola

[ocean robin]

Flaptrap

[viscid cape]

We should all play borderlands co-op.

[pallid kelp]

I played that way too much :s

[ocean robin]

I don't have it though 😦

[tribal warren]

It's ok Flopps you're flaptrap you're in every story

[pallid kelp]

peh, you can find it for real cheap these days

[tribal warren]

true

[ocean robin]

And momma would be like "wow guns no!!1!11"

[pallid kelp]

:s

[viscid cape]

😄

I like your mommé

[ocean robin]

Also, hey Berzi.

hehe

[pallid kelp]

hi :3

[ocean robin]

How are you? ^^

[pallid kelp]

quite fine

though a bit sleepy

[ocean robin]

same

[viscid cape]

Flappo do you have school by the morning

[ocean robin]

Nope, holidays

[pallid kelp]

and whatever my bf is writing is making him cry so now I'm a bit sad

[ocean robin]

Otherwise I would already be fast asleep 👀

Aww 😦

[pine ginkgo]

Watch some lewd, berzi

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

no lewd is banned

[pallid kelp]

i already did that

[pine ginkgo]

Mhhh

[ocean robin]

Is that even helping?

[pine ginkgo]

Read some lewd?

[ocean robin]

Why lewd stuff first?

[pallid kelp]

why ever last

[valid ice]

because lewd is bad 😶

[pine ginkgo]

Callum is lewd

[valid ice]

callum is most certainly not lewd

[pine ginkgo]

Wow

Berzi is lewd

[ocean robin]

What has this conversation turned into 👀

[viscid cape]

Berg after spending a weekend at Flappo's

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

ah oui, it iz i, berzee

[ocean robin]

french-dog.jpg lol

oh I can't read

whatever

[tribal warren]

LOL

Nice Kryp ;D

[viscid cape]

There should be more frenchies here

So that Flappo won't have to take all trolling alone

[tribal warren]

She would still

Also there are plenty of frenchies here, at least I've heard a few in VC

[pine ginkgo]

I mean it's not because she is french

But because she is flops

[tribal warren]

It's because it's flap

Yup

[pallid kelp]

I believe I still haven't heard her voice 🤔

but admittedly I'm not in vc that often as of late

[ocean robin]

I am finding too much french jokes oh my god

thanks pinterest :^^^)

[tribal warren]

🐌

[pine ginkgo]

Too many

[tribal warren]

Any scargot jokes?

[pallid kelp]

and excuse me if I sound creepy but I find french accent on English unbearably adorable

[tribal warren]

We all do

It's not creepy

[ocean robin]

^^

[pine ginkgo]

Spoiler

Flops has a french accent

[ocean robin]

oh waw

[pallid kelp]

überraschung

[ocean robin]

UNBELIEVABLE

[tribal warren]

Wait

Flops is french?

[pallid kelp]

Un belì vabl!

[tribal warren]

Whoa

[ocean robin]

Whoa, I didn't know?

[tribal warren]

You didn't know?

[pallid kelp]

We didn't know?

[tribal warren]

Not even flopps knew it whoa

[ocean robin]

B-but when I saw this I didn't understand

[tribal warren]

Ihr didn't know

[pine ginkgo]

Lol

[ocean robin]

I have issues for saying the word "happiness" tbh :^^^)

[pine ginkgo]

Wow!

[ocean robin]

Because there's a H! Didn't know Frenchies have issues with the hs!

[valid ice]

say "a penis" and it's pretty much just the same

[ocean robin]

lol what

[valid ice]

for happiness :>

[viscid cape]

Lé Félicitét

"Lé Félicitét c'est, tu le die Baguette savouré" Piérre LeBlanc

[ocean robin]

perfect french btw

[viscid cape]

Le bonheur, c'est de manger des baguettes tous les jours.

Close enough

[ocean robin]

💯 💯

[tribal warren]

Uuuuuh

[ocean robin]

PERFECT HERE, PERFECT GRAMMAR

[tribal warren]

I can do it too

[hot cloak]

👋

[tribal warren]

Je suis un baguette

[ocean robin]

Google Translate though? 👀

[viscid cape]

:v How dare you mock me, pupil

[ocean robin]

*une

bam

[viscid cape]

Yus

[tribal warren]

fak

[viscid cape]

Hello Fox

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

im already up

have to go to study

(I will sleep on lecture hehe)

[ocean robin]

👀

[hot cloak]

it's russian

we learn Russian in univeristy

but I think I'm C3 I russian

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

two arrems? 😵

[hot cloak]

You seem to really like this smiley flappy

[ocean robin]

a lot

[hot cloak]

cause I live in a republic and a lot of students from villages speak bad russian

Which republic?

yakutia

[hot cloak]

Cold

😝 floppsel

[ocean robin]

:^)

[sudden panther]

Floop when's your birthday? 😛

[hot cloak]

don't tell him

[ocean robin]

December 11th, why? 😛

[hot cloak]

floppso

nooooo

[ocean robin]

too late bro

:^(

[hot cloak]

he s dangerous

[sudden panther]

As a birthday gift, we'll remove 😄

[ocean robin]

NOOOOO

[hot cloak]

don't you remember this story with a horse

[ocean robin]

HIW NAUGHTY

[sudden panther]

Ahahahahaha.

Insta regret.

[ocean robin]

With a horse...?

[hot cloak]

birthday GIFT

Don't you understand

GIFT

[sudden panther]

I'm gifting her freedom.

From the burden that is .

[ocean robin]

GIFT

[hot cloak]

he killed a horse

[ocean robin]

freedom

[viscid cape]

Fail

[sudden panther]

Nice copypasta.

[ocean robin]

looool

[sudden panther]

TBH we should just kill all horses.

[hot cloak]

so he will kill you at your birthday

[sudden panther]

Except the ones that we use for food.

[ocean robin]

Arrem, I am disappointed though 😦

You spoiled my "gift"

[viscid cape]

😂

He spoiled your poison?

[sudden panther]

Ahahahaha. I'm just giving you time to prepare, Floop.

[viscid cape]

You kill horses too?

[ocean robin]

I am scared now

But I still have

[viscid cape]

🔪 🐴

[ocean robin]

But I don't use it often so who cares

[sudden panther]

Once. I ran over it and had to put it out of its misery. So I pulled out a knife and started cutting its throat. Turns out, horses are extremely resilient though. It took that thing 20 minutes to bleed out and die.

[ocean robin]

_>

[hot cloak]

have you seen Pferd recently? I haven't.

[ocean robin]

He's still with that story?!

[pine ginkgo]

We ate him

[ocean robin]

...oh god

[hot cloak]

bye floppsel

👋

[viscid cape]

O_O Arrem

[sudden panther]

Oh hey Foxxo, how was sleep? 😛

[hot cloak]

actually it was not dat bad

[valid ice]

pferd \/

[sudden panther]

It's always the getting up that sucks.

Ahahahaha. But alas, they did.

[hot cloak]

^true

[pallid kelp]

wait do people actually pronounce findus as find us?

[ocean robin]

I don't know how to feel about this :^:

[viscid cape]

What's findus

[ocean robin]

Frenchies don't

[sudden panther]

You should try horse meat Floop. It's delicious.

[hot cloak]

it's DELICIOUS

[sudden panther]

I bet it's juicier than frogs.

[viscid cape]

Don't you mean fondues?

[pallid kelp]

frenchies probably say findù

[ocean robin]

Sadly, I did once, and even if I found it decent, I will never eat it again

[pallid kelp]

which sounds cute

[valid ice]

No, it's not like find us, just a funny pun

[pallid kelp]

horse meat is great

[hot cloak]

you should try PFERD meat you wanted to say arrem?????

[pallid kelp]

unicorn meat is better, but you don't find that very often these days

[hot cloak]

ok too cold to use handy on my way to uni

cya

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

[viscid cape]

Good day fox

I'm hungry now

Lul

Time to check if my parents are asleep 🔪

[sudden panther]

Floop ate horses!

And liked it!

[ocean robin]

I am hungry too but everyone is sleeping 😦

[slender rain]

You have anything small you can eat?

[ocean robin]

I ate it only once when I was 8. And when I found out I did I cried.

[sudden panther]

So, it's not mean to eat cows & chickens & frogs & things, but you can't eat horses?

[valid ice]

flopsnek if everyone is asleep, you can make food quietly ^^

[viscid cape]

Why didn't your parents tell you it was horsie meat

[ocean robin]

Actually Arrem, that's a debate we're beginning, hm

[pine ginkgo]

Horsie meat is too zäh

[sudden panther]

I always find it cute when kids find out where meat comes from and then panic and turn vegetarian.

[pine ginkgo]

Don't like it too much

[shy bobcat]

[sudden panther]

I once got in trouble for telling my 5 year old cousin about the origins of meat. 😦

[pine ginkgo]

ANIMALS

I thought you got meat from the supermarket

😦

[shy bobcat]

😦

[pallid kelp]

dunno about you guys but I quite enjoy eating chicken embryos in various forms. I often beat them before putting them on intense heat and then eating them

[valid ice]

^ same

[mossy lance]

^

[pine ginkgo]

Is there a hidden euphenism for your bf, berzi

[shy bobcat]

There should be no more hunting, people should just go to the store and get meat so the animals font have to die

[ocean robin]

Embryos...? What?

[shy bobcat]

[pallid kelp]

lol no solet, you lewd beast

[sudden panther]

I insist on eating my chicken embryos beaten. Anything else doesn't taste as good.

[pine ginkgo]

God damn it

I miss the always lewd berzi

[pallid kelp]

wow now that you mention it it's true, I appear to be less lewd 🤔

[shy bobcat]

Embryos...? What?

Sciency word for "egg" pretty much @ocean robin

[valid ice]

never fried arrem? you heathen

[ocean robin]

Ah.

[mossy lance]

i like putting my chicken embryos in scalding water for a while until they solidify

[viscid cape]

Can we stop talking about that, it's disgusting 🤦

[pallid kelp]

eggs are delicious in any form. I even ate them in powder form

[sudden panther]

Scrambled or bust.

[pine ginkgo]

Any form

[pallid kelp]

that's right

[ocean robin]

Because you have the same word, well, it is similar and it doesn't mean the same thing, so I was confused 🤔

[sudden panther]

Distributes the fetus evenly for better taste.

[pine ginkgo]

Egg in ramen is nice too

[pallid kelp]

even after they grow up into living things

[ocean robin]

Powder form? What the fuck?

[sudden panther]

Flops when did you become so rude?

[mossy lance]

floepsel

[pallid kelp]

@ocean robin my brother is a fancy (non-french) cook and he dabbled in molecular cuisine

if that's the english name for it

[ocean robin]

Dunno, looks like my self-esteem somewhat increased

Oh, maybe I don't know how this egg is cooked then.

[sudden panther]

https://i.imgur.com/mcOdHic.png you were an innocent child when you joined, dammit.

[pine ginkgo]

We can change that

[ocean robin]

lel

Only 142 though. Look to all the mmlol.

[valid ice]

Flepperhecker needs to teach people how to swear in french though

[hot cloak]

fdp

[ocean robin]

putain, pourquoi je devrais faire ça, ça me casse les couilles

[pallid kelp]

what, apparently I only have 131 results

[shy bobcat]

je suis pain putain

[ocean robin]

Here. Slang. Go for it.

[hot cloak]

I like how girls use this expression "casser les couilles" even though technically they don't have any

[ocean robin]

^

I do

[shy bobcat]

cassay lay kwee

[pallid kelp]

🤔 i know of a way to translate that expression in italian but not in english

or german

[valid ice]

fdp, 🤔 fille de pute?

[hot cloak]

yeah

[ocean robin]

Literally it mean "to break the balls of sb"

[hot cloak]

or fils

[ocean robin]

What, fille de pute? You actually say that?

TIL, never heard that

[pine ginkgo]

Füll die Pute

[hot cloak]

No I said fdp

[pallid kelp]

also, somehow i guessed the meaning without formally knowing the words therein

[valid ice]

son of a bitch borzo ^^

[ocean robin]

French has got too many slang tbh

[pallid kelp]

I guess it's the secret power of every latin language speaker

[pine ginkgo]

Squid the berzi

[valid ice]

Every language has a lot of slang though Flopsel

[pallid kelp]

gnite memers

remember to be lewd

[pine ginkgo]

Hf with morning lewds

[valid ice]

gn9

[ocean robin]

See ya Berzi!

[hot cloak]

that's the cutest emoji ever

[ocean robin]

No, Callum, I mean in French, sometimes when there's a sentence, you can interpret it in the normal and the sexual way >_>

tbh I hate that

[pine ginkgo]

Heheh

[valid ice]

I've used more than Flopporhockor has said fuck ^^

[pine ginkgo]

You have not talked to berzi often enough, flops

[ocean robin]

oh I don't know the lewd Berzi yet

[valid ice]

don't get to know the lewd burzu

lewd =

[pine ginkgo]

Whens drunk callum again

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

eh, now if we want?

[pine ginkgo]

Are you?

[valid ice]

not ideal though, school tomorrow

[pine ginkgo]

Or could you?

[valid ice]

both

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

Whats the occasion?

[ocean robin]

You are both gonna drink? Sweet, have fun, I am out.

unless there is champagne

[valid ice]

Eh, only beers and spirits here flops

and the occasion? I eh, guess the day ends with a y

[ocean robin]

ok I am out cya

[pine ginkgo]

Spooky

As good as any other

[valid ice]

if flops is still here in 1-2 years, which she has to be, we must show her screenshots of her leaving at the mention of alcohol

[ocean robin]

I am not an activr drinker, don't you worry though :^^^)

[hot cloak]

floppsel keep up

[pine ginkgo]

Yet

[valid ice]

not an active drinker *yet

[hot cloak]

don't drink

be a good kid

[ocean robin]

yes will do

[valid ice]

lies

[ocean robin]

what lies

[hot cloak]

well I'm 18 and I drink only with my mum

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

With your lol

[hot cloak]

lol = mum

[ocean robin]

yes

[valid ice]

you swear, so can't be a good kid

[hot cloak]

I'm too sleepy

[valid ice]

drinking with parents? ew

[ocean robin]

😦

[valid ice]

that sounds awful, i feel bad for you D:

[hot cloak]

I could drink with my mates

no

don't feel bad

it's like when we both have a stressful day

me and my (lol) mom can drink smth

but it happens not so oft

I think it's better

than partying

[ocean robin]

It appears that I nees sleep.

[valid ice]

pharoh nuff i guess 😛

[hot cloak]

and drink shitty alcohol

that teens buy

[ocean robin]

See you all tommorow soon, guys.

[hot cloak]

How Russian alcohol could be shitty

[valid ice]

yes flops it is 01h. you have school in a few hours

[hot cloak]

cya floppsel

[valid ice]

sleep well

[hot cloak]

She's in vacation

[pine ginkgo]

1:11

[valid ice]

Is she? lucky fuck

[pine ginkgo]

You stoopid drunk shit

[valid ice]

pls

[ocean robin]

perfect hour btw

[sudden panther]

Wew. Finally done with my silly statistics homework.

[hot cloak]

why can't it be shitty

🤔

[fallen gust]

Heck

[sudden panther]

The Übung is the day after the Vorlesung, wot bullshit is that.

[valid ice]

hehe, you remember things better when thinking about them before you sleep

[hot cloak]

arrem why aren't you sleeping??

[fallen gust]

Anyone here a Manchister United Fan?

[sudden panther]

Because math, foxxo. Because math. 😦

[hot cloak]

go to bed you mathdumbo

you have to sleep

[valid ice]

or do more maths instead of sleeping

[hot cloak]

math isn't cool

sleep is cool

[valid ice]

D: you aren't cool

[hot cloak]

I'm the coolest

[sudden panther]

Math is awesome.

[valid ice]

maths is the most coolrester

[sudden panther]

Also my superearly morning lecture got cancelled for tomorrow, so I get to sleep till 10. 😎

[hot cloak]

the most coolrester*

ok arrem

[sudden panther]

But I will go to bed soonish because I really need some rest. I've been ded for a week now.

[hot cloak]

rester

;

[ocean robin]

no french please 👀

wait

[hot cloak]

It's not french

[ocean robin]

that can have 2 interpretations

[hot cloak]

flopsel

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

sleep

[ocean robin]

yes

[hot cloak]

yes mum*

[ocean robin]

But I didn't study hard today so I am kinda ashamed 😦

[valid ice]

what were you supposed to study?

[hot cloak]

damn

[ocean robin]

German + math thingos

[valid ice]

you have 5h45 until you must start tomorrow's studying, so you can catch up between now and then

[hot cloak]

I knew I should have given you more exercises

[ocean robin]

But people say that I should enjoy the holidays and rest a bit

But I don't wanna because I realized that holidays actually kill my German, sooooo.

[hot cloak]

I didn't do any work yet

[valid ice]

Yes you should. Listen to your teachers and do both at the same time ^^

[ocean robin]

oh okay