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The starting point in which Brazil started taking over when it comes to memes
random French idk why but goodnight
LOL
Dança do Créu?
yeaaah
Did he actually teach you that?
Hahhahaha that's old
HAHAHAHA
Old memes for the win
what do those words mean
Hahaha who taught you that?
Dudu is a carioca
TCHAU TCHAU AUF WIEDERSEHEN =3
LUNA
This is old memes? :o
danke für alles
WHY ARE YOU INSULTING DUDU
Lol
Yush, I'm from Rio, hence why I'm carioca.
That can be said in a positive way though
CARIOCA HOMAO
Yeah lol
A brazilian
Did we not just establish that it was krypti
So... what did i say
hahaha, I see a lot of undercover Brazilians taking over this chat
Carioca means someone that's from Rio de Janeiro
That's a state in Brazil
do caralho is sorta like "fucking"
Huh, fits
so like fucking Carioca or something
We have 3 very active Brazilians here
Oh that makes sense :D
what was the last one?
Since the guy i am suppose to say that to is from rio
Oh, am I the fourth one that is about to join in the club?
And a carioca relatively active
Yeah, you can be
So we can take over this server
Cool beans
I only learned carioca do caralho, porra and bom dia
Oh
Lol
In that ordeer
That's a good start
That's actually good
Our insults don't really have english correspondants 🤔
I just go for the way we use them
It's okay
Foda-se is a good one, Solet
@pine ginkgo You could actually arrange those words and form an interesting sentence:
Porra! Bom dia, carioca do caralho!
I only use them for brazilians anyway
A bit of fun, huh? haha
Hahahaha
Foda-se means "I don't give a fuck"
Nice i gonna try it tomorrow
It's literally traslated as "Fuck it"
;D
I thought Kryptik didn't use insults, I thought he was this polite guy with brittish english accent
Dude, Brazilians always spoil everything haha
what does porra mean
Sweet learning the good brazilian stuff
Sperm
👀
LOL
But let's say you accidentally hit your pinky toe on the corner of the table
Kinda stupid after you think about it
I don't think I could live in a country where yelling "Aw, sperm!" is normal 😂
Hahaha
hahaha
Hahahaha
Homão da porra
I think sperm is better than shit
Man of the sperm
Big Man of the sperm
Oh yeah big man
Yeah, the thing is that words have different meanings from country to country, so that kind of literal translation not always can be applied
I think my most used one is Caralho, like by far
the greek maláka is actually the same
Yea definitely, Dudu
Interesting
Yeah, puta que pariu is also widely used
Oh yea
ok, puta I know from spanish, what is partiu
Bitch that gave birth
Lol
Haha
hahaha, here we go
oh, like "Heiligemariamuttergottes" in Bavarian?
I gotta save all this
puta mierda 😉 🇲🇽
I feel like I don't have rest whatsoever becasue of high school
Kek. When highschool kiddos complain about not having enough time for memes. :^)
Oh we have one that's also pretty used, but I think it's a very strong word
Idk I don't use it
Which one is very strong? Now I'm curious
Arrombado
hahahaha
Oohh
I don't like that insult tbh
That's very offensive actually
Yeah
Whats good night
Are adjectives declined in brazil?
Yeah
just by gender
oh yea true
And degree sometimes
So dia and noite have the same gender
Nope
A = feminine, O = Masculine;
As = feminine plural, Os = Masculine plural;
Bom dia, boa noite
A noite
O dia
same as German, day is masculine and night is feminine
Thanks
np
How fancy is that, two active Portuguese teachers at your disposal, @pine ginkgo That doesn't happen all the time. Lucky person
haha
LUL
Haha yeah they're always here to help us with German
their
Lol
that's my comeback
Can't believe this
What is putinha de bosta
Noooo
LOL
shitty little whore
Nice
That should actually have been an American flag tho
Piriguete
Piriguete is more like a hoe
Dudu, i am using them to my fullest, learning insults
I have nothing to do with this haha
hahaha, enjoy
If you actually remember this
Berg is the mastermind
What? It was all kryptik's doing
I am making a vocabulary list atm
Are you learning portuguese for real or just memes?
Memes
Oh the memes
Makes more sense
I need to be able to remember this and spam them to another brazilian
Very good motivation
Whats lindao
But it's in the aumentative
So lindao delicia
Hahaha
So it can be used
Is
Where are you finding these?
Yeah
I cant do the tilde vocals
Nevermind
who's a lindão delicia
Uh... brazilian sources
So what does it mean
delicia means delicious
@viscid cape ?
lindão is the aumentative of lindo, which means beautiful
@ancient spade Yes?
Wtfffff hahaha
🤦
which is correct for a normal dryer you'd have at home for throwing clothes into after the washing machine
Ok that one is hard to translate
der Trockner oder der Wäschetrockner
both, Daniel
Oh ok
depends on the context, cause people use Chave in a weird way nowadays
Any one more common than the other or are you likely to hear both about the same?
In what way?
It's like Swag in that usage, or some shit, but it means Key, if you're going for the noun "A chave"
i think krypti disapproves of my learning
I think so
Oh, Chuck 's been secretly reading all this broken Portuguese, hahaha.
De cu é rola is hard to translate, better to explain I think
Cant really be translated
It's like
Who the fuck gives a shit about it
or something like that, right guys?
I think so
But I don't know if Chave here is an actual Key or it's that way of people saying Swag or something
If it's the latter
then it's cringy
I think it could be some forceful way of contradicting someone. As a means of being offensive but in a funny way. In other words, taking something you said to a whole different context
Yea
mh, how do i do ã and stuff on german keyboard 🤔
That's a very hard thing to explain wth
cojones?
spanish for balls
It's bolas
your balls are bolas?
Culhões I guess is the Portuguese counterpart
But it's rarely used
i don't have a numpad on my laptop :D
so how would an analogy be for "you have big balls" in brazilian
install another keyboard layout solet 😜
as in you have courage?
We don't use balls for that
rip then
i mean if you don't use it this way, it's good to know too
"Você tem culhões" sounds normal but it's just so uncommon
I think we used to say bolas in that context, but as an old-fashioned way. A few years ago we used to hear a lot this as in 'Nossa, você tem bolas.' in the sense of one being courageous.
i think i can remember most of the phrases i learnt so far 🤔
except the chave thingy since it's hard to understand for non brazil people
It's cringy
Unless it's Chave as in A key
then it's normal but it's very situational LOL
yes, it is, but in order to easily recall that. Think as though the first word is the variable, and 'de cu é rola' sticks as a pattern.
i see
Yeap
Sure
maybe like one insult per day
Hahaha, well we have plenty
nice
I feel like our insulting is way more offensive than german
Maybe that's just a feeling and I don't know enough german
Maybe it's cultural, idk. Perhaps they tend to be more polite than we do.
And that resonates with the language as a consequence
Yea, it's related to how friendly we are between ourselves
Brazilians get along with each other really fast
I think germans are more self-reliant in that sense
So it makes sense
The closer you are to someone (of course there are exceptions), the less polite you have to be
We insult a lot, mostly to joke around with each other I think
he's super silent since i started :D
It's like we're ruining you haha
lol
as if some brazilians could ruin me
oh oh
are there some fun in-brazil memes about 7:1
except obviously 7:1
yeah
We actually joke a lot about it
and how you joke about it
Hm I'm not really a soccer guy
But it's common to use "Gol da Alemanha" when memeing
lol
from
de + a = da
Alemanha is A Alemanha, feminine
Also when David Luiz cried after the game, saying all he wanted was to represent his people 😦
We meme about that
haha
lol
haha
If you wanna learn some savage words through old memes. This one is worth remembering, I personally think.
postado por: www.twitter.com/pedro_andradee e www.twitter.com/arielmbueno Sou foda, eu so sinixtro!
hahahaha
wtf
When I've been to Canada, I showed this to my teacher. Priceless memory of mine, gotta say.
Why did you do this, Dudu
sounds Russian sorry
I'm out
'Cause he was browsing through everyone's memes. Then the ones I could remember at that moment were 'Sou foda', 'Dança do creu', e 'Quadradinho de oito'
Like Sonia
My god
i think memes are over my head
yeah, I'm like part of the elderly when it comes to memes. XD
since they mostly require understanding of culture and other shit
which i don't have
so i stick with insults
Yeah
what do they mean?
Morre diabo means "Die, devil"
It's this guy that got arrested and he's just so fucking nuts
One that I constantly cringe is when I come across whatever video Mc Binladen has. Same goes with Mc Brinquedo
Yeah, he's high
He looks so creepy
Oh, tá tranquilo tá favorável
"It doesn't matter"
macaco, what's that about havaiana de pau?
Oh
And btw, one of the worst would be 'Tô com bafinho', something like that.
You have to be raised in Brazil to understand that haha
That's an animation, Solet
No, it's not an insult
so i can just throw it in if i spam
No hahha
that's too complicated for me then
I remember when Irmaos Piologo started
ahh good times
Faaaalaaa galera vlw por assistirem obrigado Créditos:Humortandela Créditos:Irmãos piologos
Yeah
This is very old tbh, it isn't from 2013 it's been reuploaded
Yea Canibal World these 2 guys that used to do animations
wtf
Back when YouTube was a fetus
Yeah, it's history
Good times. Times of listenning to Simple plan and cherishing your little MP3 that would handle the capacity of 2MB of archives.
Good shit, good shit
Hahaha yeah
LOL
learning languages is hard.
"Aí se me fode" is a good one
My favourite is not widely used but tends to make people laugh. I really like to use 'Sua porca prenha, suada e fedida, lambida e arrombada, cagada e comida'. It doesn't make much sense, but when words like this are organised together. Chances are, they are gonna come across as funny.
Hahahahha what?
hahahahaha
Porca prenha
That's lovely
and i just gonna add it to my list
hahahahahaha
I'm laughing at how senseless that phrase of mine happens to be.
When someone does something that has consequences to you
that's a good context for you
and you say like "Aí se me fode"
It should be cê instead of se btw
no one writes cê
rip berg
rip macaco
Lol yeah, but it's plain wrong
Cause "Ai você me fode" is something different 👀
It's insults
It doesn't have to be gramatically correct
If it is, it looks too polite
It does
Hahaha
Yep
Hahaha good luck
YOUR MACACO ISN'T EVEN TRULY GREEN
We rarely speak Portuguese
😠
He's green but he's got blue balls
Hahaha it is
Oh that's a great video
Dudu
Do you mean "Gorilão da bola azul"?
Or you were just memeing
hahahaha, yeaah
was referring to that video, indeed
I think it's just awkward to a non-brazilian xD
yeah, it kinda depends on the person as humour sometimes is untranslatable.
One very funny is that about rola veiuda, vistosa e suculenta
hahahaha, so fucking funny
LOL
Filé com queijo, pizza, coxinha, pastel, empada, "kibe", esfiha, dois hambúrgueres, alface, queijo, molho especial, cebola, picles, pão com gergelim, açaí, g...
How not to laugh at this
do you pronounce the e
yes, you do
Depends on the accent
Depends where in Brazil
Noi-teh will make you sound like you're from the south
First guy sounds from São Paulo
No-ee-chee
okay fuck
Or noy
your t is different than i thought
I think it's too deep for her XD
is that every t
it's like your tsch
Nope
or t in special situtations
german tsch, right?
Only ti
Noi-teh isn't wrong, though, it'll just sound like you're from the south, again
But te suffers vowel reduction
The gaúchos pronounce it so hardly though
my dad is gaúcho
he says like
LEITE
LAY-TEH
wat
Capaz, tchê
Also that
Layteh kenteh
@pine ginkgo Gaúcho = someone from Rio Grande do Sul, furthest state to the South of Brazil, more german influence there, accents are different
oh i see
this reminds me when i "learned" faroese by learning insults
sadly i lost my vocabulary list for faroese
hope i won't lose my brazil stuff
Rip
Don't worry as it's not just only you who gets carried away with random things, hahaha.
Your brain has been learning since forever. And now it kinda doesn't have to anymore. So it's hungry. Soon enough, Flops will be teaching you French.
I wasn't invited, but when this happens, drop me a line as I'm interested in those kinds of classes, haha.
:D
Dudu, you're part of the crew, don't need to be invited
Awn, see Luna. How Brazilians rub their backs very fastly?
hahaha
Thank you, good sir @ancient spade
Wot
lol
One of them wasn't even learning German hahah
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Mine is almost 2 years old
I had just discovered discord
I think she read "caralho"
🤔
but that's okay she won't remember it
she doesn't even remember the grammar things you guys say xD
Don't feel bad, buddy. Everyone knows tons of vulgar things that aren't meant to be used in formal or nice occasions, however they are still a means of communication. As long as there's someone willing to learn, I'd say you're more than fine
i mean i am not gonna use those with you
but gonna spam theeeeeem to someone else unrelated
all is good
Didn't he teach you that?
Oh
I thought he was the one that taught you those
Ok makes sense he didn't want you or me to say it then
@viscid cape Sorry kryptok
nice
i bamboozled you all into teaching me insults
and you all getting banned by krypti
@viscid cape is chatiadíssimo
:(
They do have some funny stuff, but I don't really follow them
Yea me neither but sometimes I just remember their existence and then I watch not only the classics but new ones and they're really good imo
Dude, I remember I watched one of their firsr videos
Balinha de troco
Back when they didn't have many subscribers
I like Bala de Borracha
I don't know that one haha
Oooohh
I knew I was wrong
That was actually parafernalha
Na escolinha, as criancinhas tem uma "tia" pra ensinar que não se deve roubar lanche dos coleguinhas, soltar cabeção de nego na sala de aula, nem mijar nos c...
It's kinda funny haha
But they have some videos that support a certain political agenda, which I'm not very fond of
If I'm not mistaking them for parafernalha again haha
They're a bit biased in some videos
But I don't watch those, you can just know those by the titles and thumbnails
Yeah
Yeah
But I find all of them very funny
I don't watch them because I don't watch pretty much anything in portuguese
I know what you mean
I don't watch stuff in portuguese either
Do you watch any german stuff @ancient spade ?
Wanna give me some recommendations? 
Sure
100sekundenphysik (German version of minutephysics basically), dein Universum
Ichheißesherin
That's more for learners
I don't really watch him that much though
What are those about
Charles Krüger is probably the one I watch the most, but I listen to his podcasts more than I watch his videos
Ohh
He's a libertarian
Oh, Politiks
Isn't that guy an ancap
Yeah
I see
I'm not ancap myself, but I like watching them
I don't know much about it, so I don't really have an opinion on it
He does seem like a guy that has some cool thoughts
Yeah
Are you a liberalist?
yea, I meant economic liberalism
Mises ❤
economic liberalism is kinda redundant though
cause liberalism itself is based around the government doing less intervention in the economy
Well... (Classical) Liberalism actually supports a minimal (minimalist?) State
I see
Rute.de has some cartoons about many topics... Some comedy and stuff
Ichheißesherin is more like vlogs and short stories
pony =3
pony?
@viscid cape pls don't hate us 😉
Nah he only hates us for bringing brazilian stuff into the server, which is a justified hate
I hope he doesn't hate us that much though :l
I'll try and control myself with the memes, swearing-teaching to Solet and stuff
;D
ph my solwt how rude
Hey Solet. 
@tribal warren need new help D:
what's good on netflix?
sense8.
@pine ginkgo If you need any help, send me a DM. I think it's kinda bad just spamming this chat with that sorta thing, thinking about it better :v
No, it's fine, I should've just dm'd you instead of spamming in this server, that's got nothing to do with it, also I was a bit rude to flaps, I think 🤔
Flaps?
floppers
Yea, actually I don't think, I know that I was, cause she said "Oh that was a bit rude" but i didn't notice it was towards me oO
or rather I hadn't noticed back then
Don't feel uneducated floppers is just a nickname for someone on the server @blazing coyote
Have to get off now, 6h40 atm and must go to school
Whoa, it's gonna be so fun 
Education is f u n. 
12 hours of staying in school, top notch
It isn't that bad though, just very tiring
Thanks anyway, Kaffee
Cause I gotta go be in school in 30 minutes
Wasser ist Gift 🙅 🚫
What isn't poison?
🎣
oh true
They have water inside them too
oh true
Byyeee!
I'm so fucked for German class lol
Why?
We gotta say dialogues we haven't written down
Lol I'm going to embarrass myself and my partner
dialogues about what?
So, I am trying to say this, "My aunt planned to take her husband, whose money produced itself, like the stock market, and I to the carnival." This is what I have in German, "Meine Tante hat ihren Mann, dessen Geld sich herstellen, wie die Börse, und mich zu den Karneval zu nehmen
zu nehmen geplant.
I guess the English is weird too, I mean, "like dividends in the stock market"
"...wie die Dividends von der Börse"
die Dividende viele Dividenden
Ummm... if you're printing yourself, yes
sich Geld herstellen though
Ich stelle mir Geld her. Jetzt hat mich die Polizei geschnappt.
herstellen is make in the create meaning
Okay. "Das Geld stellt sich her" equates to the money makes or prints itself?
Yes. It makes no sense, unless the money gains consciousness and operates a money printing facility^^
Haha
🤣
""
nice dude
The Maß is the best unit of measurement for beer. ^^
Nächstes Mal ich gehe zu einem Biergarten, ich frage nach ein Maß Bier haha
Aber es ist wahrscheinlich echt teuer
Wait let me fix 2
- A belief without deed is like a field without seed.
- Misfortune, nails and hair grow throughout the year.
- Love without requited love is like a question without an answer.
Better
Okay so those are philosophical sentences, I see.
Another one
- A belief without deed is like a field without seed.
- Misfortune, nails and hair grow throughout the year.
- Love without requited love is like a question without an answer.
- Fear deems all food to be poison.
Four philosophical sentences for you
Then another 4 ger-eng afterwards.
Oki dokie.
Do one at a time.
Yeah, that was what I was going to ask. You can read my mind wew.
1. Ein Glaube ohne Tat ist wie ein Feld ohne Samen. there little one
Exa-a-a-ctly
I feel like I'm watching A Sith Lord teaching his apprentice....
breathes heavily
w-wait did I get this right
And sorry, I died because I lend my phone to my brother.
it's fine
yo flops
Is Krypti still here? 🤔
That's something for Kryptik to know, and you to find out. ^^
Oh, okay, let's just move on on the 2nd sentence then, it'll summon him. 
2. Pech, Nägel und Haare wachsen ganzjährig. Too much propositions for "throughout the year", so I just picked the first one I saw. 🤔
The lesson is about prepositions, so you should use one 😂
oh shiet :v
Also saw "während des ganzen Jahres" but I saw genitive and flopped away from that 
nice attempt tho
Oh thankies.
Sorry Flappo
It should be 'through the whole year', to make it easier for you to guess the structure.
I've adapted it too much 🤔
So Misfortune, nails and hair grow through the whole year.
Hallo
Ean Bnton.
Hello tortilla
Or "over the year"?
(Thinking on something to say in german)
Nothing. We're doing boring stuff.
@ocean robin I don't know if over the year has the same meaning as through the whole year. I suspect it's a bit different.
@ocean robin Gut auch
So I thought I'd bully my favorite silly yellow duck.

Oh ny goooood Arrem. 
Psykokwak.
@ocean robin Good 👌
Wooooo.
@ocean robin Haben Sie Steam?
Ne.
So, write the full sentence.
2. Pech, Nägel und Haare wachsen durchs ganze Jahr.
BTW Flops you're banned for not knowing what xkcd is.
ban flippyfloop
❌ Bad argument: Member "flippyfloop" not found
considering how young you are 

lol
yeah rain 
*<:^)
I slipped up the other day and called my dance partner with Sie
🤔
Sehr gut Floppo
lol
It's just like me who said "du" to my teacher 
thankfully I think she didn't notice, and probably assumed I meant fingers
lel what
now that one gets you detention, Flops
Kek.
🤔
unless your teacher's the chill type
She is.
I heard that in germany people uses "Sie" very often
Of course.
She is a really good teacher. With her you just want to be Thursday and have 2 hours with her.
You use it for older people and strangers and stuff.
although at some point somewhere, like even at hostels, the Mitarbeiter just started talking with "du" to me
even though I already used Sie to them
Ban.
happened in München
Anyway, I think I will do 3rd sentence. I think I am good today.
In Spain people tells me to don't use "Usted" (Sie in Spanish), becouse people thinks I'm calling them "old"
Flops is a good boy.
Flops is a good Fuchs
Boy? 🤔 
eh
Yes.
like a doggy?
that also is wrong
Liebe mitohne erforderlich Liebe ist mögen eine Frage mitohne eine Antwort.
Liebe ohne Gegenliebe ist wie eine Frage ohne Antwort
yours look more complicated, Arrem
Oh I totally misread the requited. That makes more sense.
Okay so if Rain's is wrong, I'll be wrong because it was exactly what I was going to write. 
So rain why are you doing Flops' work for her?
You were. But you won't. Because rain beat you to it. Be faster next time. And ask the mean Cs not to do your work for you. 😛
😦
Because that philosophical sentence rings a bell too much
Yes but you're supposed to let Flops butcher it first. Otherwise she just says "oh yeah I'd have said the same as the C speaker". 😛
You answered first, Arrem
But I really did ;u;
I only followed up, since it would've seemed you already did
🤦
Yes but Arrem is a meme. We could see that "mitohne" was a beautiful meme.
your fault for not writing so quickly, Flops
go back to typing lessons first
use the 10 finger typing, please
Mine was a 1:1 translation of the English version rain. Idk if you noticed but mitohne isn't a real word. It was merely a meme. 😛
Nor is mögen the correct translation of like in this case. 😄
"Use the 10 fingers" lol I am on phone
Well, Krypti, next one then.
- Fear deems all food to be poison.
On phone too
Oh wow first of all I must see what "to deem" means.
Floppo don't forget to try to use a preposition
that's for you to find out
"to be" in the infinitive maybe?
Vier dient das All fuß so Bienen Haltung an.
Ach, schon besser.
did flops flops?
lebensberufstipp: schreib die sätze auf papier vor
Oh, okay. 🤔
But when I see my sentence it just looks like hell, it can't be right, but I don't see another alternative
I think I'll just post it and then you can point my mistakes out.
4. Angst hält für alle Essen Gift zu sein. That is pure hell and is meaningless. Please help me.
Oh god.
Oh is sentencing going on in here
yup yup Creeps
@ocean robin Good try
Halten X für Y = to consider X to be Y
Rewrite it bearing that in mind
What.
What's the English sentence? I can't figure out what Flappy is trying to say. :/
I know it was weird. 🤔
Uh, let me scroll up a bit.
- Fear deems all food to be poison.
Flappo
Yus.