general-2

[ocean robin]

is sleep unacceptable

[whole rapids]

Jein.

[ocean robin]

okay that's a yes and a no

[whole rapids]

Nos.

[ocean robin]

okay phone now stop

[shy bobcat]

how many days have we been on this set of exercises now

👀

[ocean robin]

2?

This is the 2nd.

[blissful lichen]

48 hours

[shy bobcat]

Two days, going on 3, and I don’t think you’ve fully answered one question (unless I missed something)

[blissful lichen]

oh

[ocean robin]

[blissful lichen]

[sudden panther]

"Flops. This man has been shot 3 times. We need to operate NOW!"
"Alright, calm down I'll get to it."
proceeds to chitchat for the next 5 hours
"Flops he's almost dead, hurry up please."
"Lol, nah, bedtime."
1 day later
"Alright I'm ready for the surgery. Where's the patient?"
"In the morgue, Flops."
"Oh why?"

[blissful lichen]

he's been flopped

[shy bobcat]

^^

[ocean robin]

I wouldn't do that in such situations as this! 🤔

[blissful lichen]

protect yourself floppster

[ocean robin]

I would be anxious as hell.

[cold vessel]

German is a matter of life and death, flappy

[ocean robin]

Knowing my personality irl.

[blissful lichen]

meh

[shy bobcat]

Deutsch ist lebensgefährlich

[blissful lichen]

das ist ja wahr

[shy bobcat]

100 Prozent aller Deutschsprachigen sterben

Also muss es wahr sein

😮

[whole rapids]

DEINE DEUTSCHKENNTNISSE GEHT UM LEBEN UND TOD, VERSTEHST DU DAS NICHT?

[blissful lichen]

tatsache

[ocean robin]

I would be like "WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO" frozen for hours because stress

[shy bobcat]

so, in the end it doesn’t matter, guy’d still be dead

[ocean robin]

I think

[blissful lichen]

but he won't know german. and that's a shame

[ocean robin]

I need an assistant

[shy bobcat]

well anyway, n8 flops

[sudden panther]

Poor guy.

[shy bobcat]

😦

[sudden panther]

I pity the Frenchlads.

[blissful lichen]

dying a non-german-speaking life

what's the point?

[ocean robin]

ugh pleaaaaase arrememe

[blissful lichen]

frenchies aren't lads

[cold vessel]

Einmal wird ein Infinitiv mich ermorden, ich weiß es

[blissful lichen]

they're bonbons or something

[shy bobcat]

[blissful lichen]

petits princes?

[ocean robin]

I wonder what you are talking about when you aren't there, that Frenchies are weird and that you want to kill them all?

[shy bobcat]

honhonhon

baguette du croissant

[sudden panther]

Last night I was telling Arizona how rude the French are.

[blissful lichen]

pas du tout, mon gars

[shy bobcat]

je suis pain

[blissful lichen]

*a pain

[ocean robin]

Please, petits princes are biscuits.

[sudden panther]

He responded by saying that they're also arrogant and smelly.

[shy bobcat]

👀

arrem lügt uns an

[blissful lichen]

petites pinces, je voulais dire

[ocean robin]

I am arrogant? 😦

[blissful lichen]

for the eyebrows

[shy bobcat]

@ocean robin no

[sudden panther]

Totally.

[ocean robin]

Pfew.

[shy bobcat]

🦊 ❤

[ocean robin]

❤

[blissful lichen]

she said that so hochnäsig

[shy bobcat]

honhonhon

[blissful lichen]

hahahahahaha

[sudden panther]

"Fok you all, I know everything and I'm the bestest. I'm like C3. Get on my level, scrubs." - Flops, every single day.

[ocean robin]

🤔

lol wat

[blissful lichen]

that hurts my feelings flops

[ocean robin]

I am like "I even don't know when I an goinf to get fokken B1"

[blissful lichen]

not everyone can be on your level

[ocean robin]

🤔

[blissful lichen]

have some empathy

[sudden panther]

Levels will come with time, there's no need to rush with them. Now go to bed and fokken do that exercise tomorrow.

[fair iron]

Soon, Flappy. Soon.

[blissful lichen]

hello cascado

[ocean robin]

But you know, there's something I don't have yet. And that is self-esteem.

[blissful lichen]

oh..we can help you with that

[fair iron]

Hey Boba. ^^

[shy bobcat]

Casca 👋

[fair iron]

We can definitely help with that, Flappy.

Arizona!

[ocean robin]

And Arrem with "If you have one error I blow up the server k"

[dense rivet]

That's actually very reasonable

[blissful lichen]

you english is so good, you know how to abuse it

that's a sign of mastery

[ocean robin]

"Abuse it"

[blissful lichen]

ok...ban her

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

There are lots of things you don't have. You also don't have:
• A fully functional rocket
• A Dutch passport
• A coat made of polar bear fur
• 78 bottles of beer on your wall, 78 bottles of beer
And more!

[blissful lichen]

i think she had the beer, but she took one down and passed it around

[placid heath]

Take one down, pass it around

[ocean robin]

I don't want to kill polar bears. Bad Arrem who kills polar bears.

[fair iron]

77 bottles of beer on the wall.

[sudden panther]

Wot we should concentrate on are the things that we do have. And those are memes and exercises that we should do to improve.

[blissful lichen]

you don't have to KILL the bears. someone else does that and then you drape their dried carcass over your shoulders

[toxic urchin]

77 heads of bear on the wall

[ocean robin]

Also I don't need beer yet. That can change. :^)

[dense rivet]

You got no excuse for the Dutch passport situation though

[blissful lichen]

if you're saying you "need" beer, you already have an issue

[cold vessel]

I wonder if there's a Ballmer peak for translation 🤔

[toxic urchin]

what you need is a beard

[ocean robin]

Boba that's really disgusting ew.

[sudden panther]

Which side of the peak would Flops be on? 🤔

My money's on right.

[blissful lichen]

what? i'm talking about addiction. wtf are you talking about?

[ocean robin]

And what's on left?

German?

[olive valley]

Fläpp seems to be the number one topic here on this server

[ocean robin]

goes on the left as soon as she can

[blissful lichen]

she's the frenchest

[ocean robin]

GOD SIMPS YOU CAN'T IMAGINE

[shy bobcat]

She’s our personal Memechen

[toxic urchin]

ban flops

[blissful lichen]

awww

[sudden panther]

Memelein.

[ocean robin]

[blissful lichen]

that's sorta sweet

[cold vessel]

I'm not sure she's ever left the origin, Arrem

[shy bobcat]

@sudden panther maiml

[sudden panther]

Oh she has.

[blissful lichen]

memme? not cool

[sudden panther]

I think. She told us about her ballmerish adventures once.

[ocean robin]

Which side of the peak would Flops be on?
Wat. What are those 2 sides.

Ballmerish?

[blissful lichen]

i thought she was french, what's with the dutch stuff?

[sudden panther]

She even does her ballmerizing from a cup. https://i.imgur.com/Wsg9JtF.png

[shy bobcat]

dutch?

[olive valley]

one is being drunk, the other side is being a bit more drunk

[ocean robin]

oooooh he screenshoted that

[sudden panther]

Dutch is this server's second language.

[ocean robin]

laughing irl

[blissful lichen]

tbh, it's the internet. 'she' could be a 50 year old fat taiwanese dude

[ocean robin]

🤔

[blissful lichen]

sorry "big-boned" taiwanese dude

[ocean robin]

lol wat

[sudden panther]

Taiwan? I think you meant best China.

[rugged warren]

t r i g g e r e d

[ocean robin]

Whaaaaaaat

[blissful lichen]

no i don't. FREEDOM!

[olive valley]

one china

[shy bobcat]

@sudden panther nee, nederlands is het 1. taal van de server

[cold vessel]

Pretty impressive for 50 year old fat taiwanese dude to soud like a French 14-year old

[ocean robin]

^

[rugged warren]

voice changers

[blissful lichen]

noooot really

[rugged warren]

it's a conspiracy

[toxic urchin]

Is arrem using the light theme?

[blissful lichen]

someone's never seen "To Catch a Predator"

[sudden panther]

Ik ben het daar volledig mee eens, Ari.

[ocean robin]

Now everyone will think I am 50.

[rugged warren]

and yeah i saw that

light theme is heresy

[blissful lichen]

17 year old big boned taiwanese dude?

[shy bobcat]

@sudden panther Ich kann eigentlich doch kein Niederländisch 👀

[blissful lichen]

we're missing the piont here

[ocean robin]

Imma not dude.

[blissful lichen]

imma italiano

[rugged warren]

ah, a not-dude

[ocean robin]

Yes.

[toxic urchin]

im mario

[sudden panther]

Ik kan dat ook niet.

[rugged warren]

Two kinds of people in this world, Dudes and Not-dudes

[blissful lichen]

eesa me

^dutch?

[sudden panther]

Ook is such a nice word. Ook ook.

[shy bobcat]

ook

[ocean robin]

2/3 of the people here just didn't hear strong accent yet, huh? 😛

[dense rivet]

Stiekem kan niemand nederlands

We doen maar alsof

[rugged warren]

eesa me
Gungan?

[blissful lichen]

Wario

[shy bobcat]

iech ’abe noch kahnen Flops-Akzant ge’örrt 😦

[blissful lichen]

that's def dutch

[sudden panther]

If it makes you feel better Flops, your accent is much more enjoyable than my indian janitor's accent and my japanese Übungsleiter's accent.

[ocean robin]

waaaaaat Ari, seriously

[shy bobcat]

yeah, french accents are cute ❤

[ocean robin]

Hell no Arrem I love your accent.

[shy bobcat]

I don’t listen to your vocaroos or whatever @ocean robin

[sudden panther]

somethingsomethingthatswhyyoureb2

[blissful lichen]

french accents are our favorite

[toxic urchin]

i ave never eard french accent before

[quasi merlin]

Arrem's accent?

[ocean robin]

please stop arrem

[dense rivet]

Ooh I like French accents 🇫🇷

[blissful lichen]

i'm guessing same as Arnold Schwarzeneggers

[shy bobcat]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any french accent, which is why I don’t read ’orrible in one

[sudden panther]

You completely missed my point though. 😛

[blissful lichen]

except with memes

[ocean robin]

Ich 'abe einen 'und

[blissful lichen]

get ahn dee choppa!

[rugged warren]

hmm... so german has its own version of cockney

[ocean robin]

#flopsandHarenotfriends

[blissful lichen]

no general..it doesn't rhyme 😉

[rugged warren]

hah

[sudden panther]

ik heb een hond!!!111elf

[rugged warren]

canadian german?

[blissful lichen]

you can hear one of his recordings. go ahead and have a butchers

[sudden panther]

Anyway Floppo didn't we stop doing your exercises because you were going to sleep? 😛

[blissful lichen]

if she was dutch, she'd know all the answer by now

[ocean robin]

https://clyp.it/frb5v0kj there @shy bobcat

And yeah, good nighto.

[blissful lichen]

POE!

[rugged warren]

I'm down for doing some exercises, gotta get my flabby grammar cut into shape

[ocean robin]

Thanks to Casca. ^^

[cold vessel]

Here's one in German: https://clyp.it/srd4q0nt

[blissful lichen]

you are soooooooo FRENCH!

[ocean robin]

NO SHIET

[sudden panther]

🛏

[blissful lichen]

and you don't really sound like a dude

[ocean robin]

Wow Arrem just want me to get out of here.

[rugged warren]

no offense but I seriously didn't realize that first recording was English until like halfway through :|||||||||

[ocean robin]

lel

I should practice that

[blissful lichen]

you sound like a little red french squirrel painting flowers in a park with a handkerchief around your neck and a beret while listening to jazz

[ocean robin]

🤔

[sudden panther]

Yes, yes he does.

[ocean robin]

Whaaaat.

Hell no she does.

Please Arrem.

[sudden panther]

Bedtime. You can meme in the morning.

[ocean robin]

Good night.

[blissful lichen]

yes...your words flow together a lot in english

[cold vessel]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/32/12/4f/32124fea6e95f5648abf55c476d2c103.jpg

[blissful lichen]

like I'm assuming your french does

[dense rivet]

wow

[blissful lichen]

hahahahaha FLOPPS!

[dense rivet]

that's a good squirrel

[rugged warren]

honhonhon

[ocean robin]

Please, I am a fox.

[blissful lichen]

ahlalalala

"i'm a fox" get over yourself, darling

[ocean robin]

🤔

[dense rivet]

[valid ice]

How flamboyent of you Boba 😉

[sturdy shadow]

is Boba an ass again?

[valid ice]

daaaahrling

[cold vessel]

omg you need to get this flappy https://www.buyhathats.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/hat-cap-images/fox-beret-hat-with-ears-girls-cartoon-animal-wool-hats-winter-wear46264.jpg?itok=tnt-oH8Z

[blissful lichen]

Daahling

[rugged warren]

!

[ocean robin]

oh god

[blissful lichen]

kewt

[sudden panther]

You know wot we haven't done in a while? @glossy quail That.

[dense rivet]

i cri everitim

[fair iron]

@glossy quail

[ocean robin]

#hope

[fair iron]

Hey Juan, tell her to show up, please. 😦

[blissful lichen]

@sturdy shadow never was. so agro

[sturdy shadow]

just being careful here, buddy

[ocean robin]

Whoah anyway I am off. Good nighto.

[sturdy shadow]

takes hand of fun holster

[blissful lichen]

where are you taking it?

[sturdy shadow]

to the fun store

[blissful lichen]

stimmt

[sturdy shadow]

where i'll protest any form of fun control

[blissful lichen]

euch

the puns come so quick here

glad it's in English

[toxic urchin]

I understood the last two words only

[placid heath]

Ich bin die einzige Möglichkeit für dich um Deutsch zu lernen (no commas because I suck at placing commas)

Ah, eher Also bin ich because of that So

[hot cloak]

dieses Gefühl

Thinking of how to translate it

then I see your translation and I'm like "Seriously! How hadn't I thought of that?!" 😂

[placid heath]

Note that I'm not translating as close as possible, I'm trying to match the general meaning closest^^

[hot cloak]

yeahz

I was trying and failing to directly translate it

[tribal warren]

I was so close the first time

Weise was wrong

and I didn't add um

ok it wasn't so close

xD

[viscid cape]

Korea "für dich um Deutsch zu lernen?" 🤔 That sounds like Anglizismus

😂

[placid heath]

German is a whole mess of anlizismen. :D

Maybe

Also bin ich deine einzige Möglichkeit um Deutsch zu lernen

[viscid cape]

That sounds more German

Not sure about whether the Meaning is exactly the same

[shy bobcat]

http://www.der-postillon.com/2017/10/mit-scharf.html

löl

[wintry rivet]

der postellion is awesome

[hot cloak]

what does this mean? They are making grammatic errors?

And what does "with sharp" mean

[shy bobcat]

scharf means spicy as well as sharp

[wintry rivet]

sadly the article is not entirely wrong

[placid heath]

Ischwör heißt das nischt mit alles

[wintry rivet]

...

[placid heath]

was ... ischwör

[wintry rivet]

ey, voll krass man, ey

[shy bobcat]

@blazing coyote 👀 hallo 😄 😄 😄

server’s got a spam filter coffee

you can’t do your drawn out hellos

[blazing coyote]

Ugh! 😂

[shy bobcat]

or LOOLs

[blazing coyote]

Haaallllooo! ❤ 😱

[shy bobcat]

so, you see what the difference is from last time?

[blazing coyote]

The ghost and pumpkin!! 💜

[shy bobcat]

Farben

[blazing coyote]

OH! Lol.

[shy bobcat]

💙

[blazing coyote]

You're C1 now?!

😮

💚

[shy bobcat]

yes

[blazing coyote]

😍

CONGRATU-FREAKING-LATIONS! 🖤💜

💟

[shy bobcat]

Endlich kann ich die blauen Herzen benutzen, ohne auszusehen wie AfD-Wähler, weil “Es passt nur zum Namen 😅”

[blazing coyote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ❤

🤗

[shy bobcat]

@blazing coyote Welches ist übrigens dein Deutschniveau 😉

[shy bobcat]

Angeblich befindet sich der US-Präsident noch immer im Oval Office, wo er bereits seit geraumer Zeit versucht, auf einem Globus herauszufinden, auf welchem Kontinent Oslo liegt.

Der Postillon ist einfach zu gut 😂 http://www.der-postillon.com/2017/10/trump-friedensnobelpreis.html

[flat current]

O GOD IT'S A CARROTTTT

[shy bobcat]

das passt ja ^^

[flat current]

😂

[shy bobcat]

O GOTT DAS IST NE KAROTTE* ^^

[flat current]

God = Gott?

[shy bobcat]

ja

Man kann den Präsidenten auch Möhre nennen, das ist ein zweites Wort für Karotte

[hot cloak]

#general

[pallid kelp]

Seit wann ist Arizona blau? :o

[ivory jolt]

😮 seit wann hat Brezelchen n neues Profilbild

[pine ginkgo]

seit wann sind hier weebs

[arctic helm]

Seit ich auch blau wurde

[ivory jolt]

oh no luna

but u are a trap

[pallid kelp]

y'know Astolfocake, I did not miss when you said ketchup goes on pizza the other day

I don't know if we can be weebfriends any more

[pine ginkgo]

the message must be delivered

the berzi must stay vigilant

[pallid kelp]

🤖

[pine ginkgo]

so berzi

how is your german coming along

[arctic helm]

Berzi has been in Germany now for a while, right?

[pine ginkgo]

yes

rain btw

in what region do you live

[arctic helm]

BW

[pine ginkgo]

so

how's your badisch/schwäbisch

:D

[arctic helm]

Ich rede immer noch auf Hochdeutsch

[pine ginkgo]

woa

mögen dich die leute dort :o

[arctic helm]

trololol

hoffentlich

[pine ginkgo]

@placid heath hey der kerl hier spricht hochdeutsch in BaWü

was sagst du dazu

gehst du zum bäcker und bestellst brötchen, rain?

[arctic helm]

Esse Brot selten aus der Bäckerei

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[arctic helm]

Ich kaufe einfach mein Lebensmittel von dem Supermarkt

und Mittagessen sind entweder in der Mensa (Hochschule) oder Kantine (Büro)

[pine ginkgo]

von der Supermarkt

🤔

[arctic helm]

Naja, es gibt Netto direkt gegenüber meinem Wohnheim

10 Sekunden und bin schon da

[pine ginkgo]

von der Supermarkt

[arctic helm]

Okay, ich habe das ein bisschen übertrieben

1 Minute

[pine ginkgo]

von DER Supermarkt

[arctic helm]

👀

[pine ginkgo]

besser.

[pallid kelp]

I wish I was sure of my level of german tbh

Feels like a limbo

[pine ginkgo]

have you found out the art of combning italian sign language with german already

[pallid kelp]

🤔

haven't had to insult anyone yet

[pine ginkgo]

what about your neighbors above 🤔

[pallid kelp]

but my bf and I do translate our memes into spaghetti german on a daily basis

[pine ginkgo]

at least :o

you are still on job finding?

[pallid kelp]

oh those. Well they're currently rolling around their apartment in the most noisy way possible

yes I am

[pine ginkgo]

have you tried making loud italian sex noises in return

[pallid kelp]

we will be teaching italian to children 👍 but that's just a small thing for the italienverein and it will be starting in february

[pine ginkgo]

oh, nice

[pallid kelp]

and yes we did. And we also started watching anime and stuff at loud volume at night

because if I can be woken up by despacito at 6 in the morning on a sunday they can go fuck themselves and listen to disney songs and loli screaming after midnight

[pine ginkgo]

:D

loli screaming 🙀

[pallid kelp]

404 shits to give not found

keine Scheiße zu geben

[ivory jolt]

😮

[pallid kelp]

some bastard called me last friday saying I'd be contacted "soon ™ " to fix an appointment for a Gespräch and I'm still here, uncontacted

[ivory jolt]

wow that sucks

what was the meeting for?

[pallid kelp]

shipment/logistics, things like that

[ivory jolt]

oh

[pallid kelp]

at this point I welcome any job at all, at least for now

[placid heath]

@pine ginkgo Dialektpolizei isch informiert sell macht selli kerl nimma lang

[pine ginkgo]

gern geschhn

[placid heath]

*gscheen

[pine ginkgo]

das ist aber scheen

[placid heath]

Ah weisch halts dgosche.

:D

[pallid kelp]

..dgosche?

[placid heath]

Ah weißt du, halt die Gosche (Mund)

[pine ginkgo]

berzi lebt halt im falschen bundesland

[placid heath]

^

75 Millionen Deutsche können kein Badisch.

Tu was! Lern Badisch. Du greizdämlicha lappenduddele

[pine ginkgo]

duddele

:D

kewt

[pallid kelp]

^

[sturdy shadow]

@pallid kelp @pallid kelp try lokal subways

[pallid kelp]

what about?

[sturdy shadow]

Jobs

Subways are the kinda McJobs that rotate people a lot because many find better jobs

[pallid kelp]

hmm

[fair iron]

@lavish saddle Due to the nature of the conversation in #general, I didn't want to interrupt with this: Woo, Maronen! 🎉 ❤

[placid heath]

Also ich finde, Kastanien sind nur zum Werfen gut. :D

[fair iron]

Kommt auf die Kastanie an. ^^

[placid heath]

Sowohl Roßkastanien als auch die essbaren.

Die Essbaren sind noch besser, die haben außen fiesere Stacheln

[fair iron]

😄

[placid heath]

Roßkastanien liegen aber besser in der Hand und sind meistens größer. :D

[pallid kelp]

Maronen ist so ein komisches Wort

[fair iron]

Aber sie schmecken zu gut, um sie einfach weg zu werfen.

[placid heath]

Mir schmecken die nicht :(

[pallid kelp]

da es auch auf Italienisch existiert, und es ist mehrmals für "Testikeln" benutzt, als für die andere Bedeutung

[fair iron]

Dann kannst du sie ja gerne in meine Richtung werfen, Korea. ^^

[placid heath]

Die die es hier gibt willst du nicht essen, die haben Fingernagelgröße und sind 3 Millimeter dick. :D

Wildwuchs halt

[fair iron]

Oh. Schade.

[placid heath]

Aber die Schalen sind dennoch pieksig :D

[lavish saddle]

@fair iron Yeah!! maronen season!!!

[viscid cape]

Who's maronen?

Ihr seid ein Haufen Weeabos

😡

Wie sagt man ein bunch of in diesem Zusammenhang

[fair iron]

What you said works fine.

Also, Maronen isn't a person.

It's the German name for the chestnut.

And they're amazing.

[viscid cape]

Ohh

Marrom bedeutet braun auf meiner Muttersprache

Vielleicht gibt's eine Verbindung 🤔

[fair iron]

Chestnut ist auch eine Farbe, vielleicht liegt da die Verbindung?

Der Name der Farbe wird wohl von der Kastanie stammen.

[viscid cape]

Genau, darin liegt wohl die Verbindung

[shy bobcat]

Es gibt auch maroon auf Englisch ^^

[arctic helm]

aber maroon auf Englisch ist einfach dunkel rot, oder?

[shy bobcat]

richtig

[dire sentinel]

Ari, du bist blau 🎉

i didn't recognize you

[shy bobcat]

Wir haben maroon vom französischen marron (Wort für braun sowie Kastanie) geklaut ^^

@dire sentinel hallo 😄

[dire sentinel]

I hope Flippo comes soon so we can do some translateroonis

[shy bobcat]

😍

ikr

[sudden panther]

Fan Blippo.

[fair iron]

@dire sentinel Look who's here! 🎉

[dire sentinel]

It's casca 🎉

[sudden panther]

Wrong. It's me.

[dire sentinel]

Arrem is here 🎉

[shy bobcat]

memes 🎉

[fair iron]

I meant Flappy, but I guess that's true. ^^

[shy bobcat]

Flappy is a meme, Arrem is memes, it all checks out

[ocean robin]

Wow I see that I was a topic here.

[fair iron]

You're always a topic here.

[shy bobcat]

#general-2 more like #flopshouse

[ocean robin]

[shy bobcat]

[whole rapids]

QUICK

PASTE EXERCISE

[shy bobcat]

Du hast das Ding, ich nicht 👀

[whole rapids]

DU IRRST DICH

LOL JK: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305746952929280001/367405163415207938/unknown-7.png

[shy bobcat]

@ocean robin ^^

back to work 😉

it’s taken you two days to answer .5 questions

[ocean robin]

[dire sentinel]

I wanna do too

[ocean robin]

now I understood so got it

[shy bobcat]

so go, translate the sentences and do the rest of the stuff the instructions say 😄

[ocean robin]

So I translated 2 already. Let's do the others.

[shy bobcat]

you have to give your guesses at the noun genders as well ^^

and put it all together

and not take 3 days

[sudden panther]

What's our proof that you translated 2 already? 😛

[shy bobcat]

^^

[ocean robin]

🤔

[dire sentinel]

🤔 which ones have u already done flappo, so i can do em too

[ocean robin]

Only 2 Creeps.

[shy bobcat]

Ok, that’s 1/5 completion

[whole rapids]

@dire sentinel just do them all

[dire sentinel]

kk

[ocean robin]

1. A hungry bear dances badly. (*der Bär*) 3. [Didn't find the word here] midgets stab smelly. (Excuse me dict.cc?) 4. Stern men don't govern long. 5. Prohibited fruit is sweet.
Please... what the fuck is that 👀 Feel like dict.cc is going derp mode or those sentences really mean that? 🤔

[shy bobcat]

midget

🤔

[ocean robin]

Dunno, I found that 🤔

[shy bobcat]

Do midgets sting in France?

😂

[ocean robin]

idk lel

[shy bobcat]

Maybe you misread the word

midge

which there’s a better word for

[ocean robin]

Let me search again...

[shy bobcat]

your entire 3 is a flopsy mess

😂

[ocean robin]

Butt when I saw that sentence I was like "WTF"

🤔

It was a derp flop. The worst of the flops.

[shy bobcat]

@ocean robin btw, magre is a weird one, look up the uninflected form mager

[Didn't find the word here] midgets stab smelly.

you didn’t translate 1 word correctly (in context)

[ocean robin]

stab

[shy bobcat]

ok

look up Mücke in dict cc

tell me what the results are

if you need to, look up German to French

[sudden panther]

Oh God.

Midgets stab smelly.

[ocean robin]

Arrem I swear.

[shy bobcat]

ikr

[sudden panther]

Yes, Flops?

[shy bobcat]

@sudden panther you know, I absolutely hate it when my midgets stab smelly, how bout you?

[ocean robin]

"gnat" "mosquito"

[sudden panther]

Totally. I stab my midget back when he stabs smelly.

[ocean robin]

GOD IS THIS SENTENCE BECOMING A MEME

[shy bobcat]

@ocean robin good, doesn’t that make more sense when you also consider the correct translation of stechen

[ocean robin]

Oh when you don't read descriptions

[dire sentinel]

1. A hungry bear dances badly (der Bär) 2. Old churches have dark windows (die Kirchen) 3. Thin mosquitos stab sickly (I'm assuming this means they spread disease?? Also Die Muecken) 4. Stern gentlemen don't govern long (Die Herren) 5. Forbidden fruit is sweet (das obst)

[ocean robin]

so wait

Sickly? 🤔

[shy bobcat]

@dire sentinel >stab

👀

[sudden panther]

Flops stop cheating you meme.

[ocean robin]

[shy bobcat]

what do bugs do @dire sentinel bees X you, wasps X you, etc

@ocean robin Good

Doesn’t mosquitoes stinging make more sense than midgets stabbing

you’re flapping me up flaps

[sudden panther]

bees X you, wasps X you,
bees fok you up, wasps fok you up even more

[ocean robin]

lol

[sudden panther]

And don't get me started on hornets. Fuck hornets.

[shy bobcat]

I genuinely think Flap just misread the word midge (which is another insect) but still

midget

😂

[quasi merlin]

Midgets stab smelly.

[shy bobcat]

They do indeed

In a perfect world, midgets would stab unsmelly, but alas

[dire sentinel]

Sting, jup, sorry I was working

[ocean robin]

1. A hungry bear dances badly. (*der Bär*) 3. Mosquitoes sting sickly. (Checked again and yeah, it was sickly) 4. Stern men don't govern long. 5. Prohibited fruit is sweet.

[shy bobcat]

siclky

do you ever check your typing

[ocean robin]

typos

[thick charm]

silkily

[ocean robin]

[fair iron]

Ironic.

[ocean robin]

but please it's better than "midgets stab smelly"

[fair iron]

True.

[shy bobcat]

You’re missing magre

[thick charm]

About to set up my pc AmA

[ocean robin]

I still really wonder how I got thqt with the power of dict.cc

wow typos I can't write on phone, horrible

[sudden panther]

Which PC do you have? The white one?

[fair iron]

Thanks for doing this AMA, Chuck. I only have one question:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[ocean robin]

🤔

[thick charm]

about 5

km²

[ocean robin]

🤔

[fair iron]

^

[ocean robin]

wat

[shy bobcat]

@ocean robin because you A. took the 3rd option instead of the 1st or 2nd, B. misread a word

[ocean robin]

[fair iron]

Wie schnell fährst du denn auf der Autobahn, Chuck? 180km²?

[ocean robin]

Well for me it was the first on phone, Ari

lol what casca

[thick charm]

manchmal auch 200 Hektar

[ocean robin]

🤔

[fair iron]

Boah, mutig.

[shy bobcat]

Hilariously enough midges don’t even sting

[ocean robin]

sounds reasonable

[fair iron]

But do midgets, Arizona?

[shy bobcat]

no, they stab

smellily at that

[fair iron]

Sounds reasonable.

[sturdy shadow]

my bike stops at exactly 222kmph

[ocean robin]

wow

my horrible sentence became a meme

[sturdy shadow]

Wenn ich keinen Gegenwind habe

im Draft von einem SUV krieg ich mehr raus

[ocean robin]

This became horribly silent. 👀

[fair iron]

What's wrong with silence, Flappy?

[ocean robin]

I don't know. Sometimes I like it, sometimes it stresses me. 🤔

[dire sentinel]

👀

were all mine right aside from the stabbing mosquitoes

[ocean robin]

[fair iron]

Yep.

[dire sentinel]

wer hat mehr uebungen, ich bin bereit 💪🏻

[ocean robin]

You want translationni, Creeps?

[dire sentinel]

Ye 🅱oi

[ocean robin]

🅱oi

[fair iron]

🇩🇪 to 🇬🇧?

[ocean robin]

Oh my what a good idea. 🤔

[dire sentinel]

🤔 I guess so. Most times I do the other way round

[ocean robin]

Can I have one too, Casca? :3

[fair iron]

Of course. ^^

[ocean robin]

yayies

[fair iron]

Creepy: Weil Marjorie Dursley Harry schlecht behandelt hat ist sie wie ein Ballon davongeflogen.

Flappy: Weil er der Held ist den Gotham verdient, aber nicht der den es gerade braucht.

[viscid cape]

Harry Potter and Batman

👁u👁

[ocean robin]

Movies references again, huh.

Because he is the hero, that Gotham deserves, but not the one, that it even needs. Wow having no commas at clauses really confused me. And the sentence looks a little bit weird at the end. 🤔

[fair iron]

That last clause is wrong, Flappy. ^^

I can tell that you haven't seen the Dark Knight trilogy, too. :D

[rugged warren]

xD

[placid heath]

I have seen the Dark Night. It was at 3 AM

And it was very dark

[ocean robin]

No I didn't see that film Casca. Maybe that's why I didn't recognise that line.

[fair iron]

It's a trilogy, Flappy.

[rugged warren]

Sure it wasn't 3:32 AM in your neighbor's yard @placid heath ?

[fair iron]

Three films. 😛

[ocean robin]

[rugged warren]

(any other imgurians out there to get that reference? 😐 )

[ocean robin]

Only the last clause is wrong? Wow I only looked up 2 words.

[fair iron]

Flappy, while even also means gerade, it's the wrong translation here.

[ocean robin]

Ah.

🤔

[placid heath]

imgurians

👌🏻 😂 🔫

[ocean robin]

Just needs?

[dire sentinel]

Because Marjorie Dursley had treated Harry badly, She is flying away like a balloon ?

[fair iron]

That would omit gerade.

Correct, Creepy. ^^

[ocean robin]

🤔

[dire sentinel]

get rekt, Majorie

[ocean robin]

I caaaan't see what it could be tbh

[fair iron]

Flappy, how would you say I'm eating right now.?

[rugged warren]

but *just* not the one it needs perhaps?

[ocean robin]

Uuuh. 🤔

[placid heath]

math.

FLOPS.

[fair iron]

Flappy.

If it's not the third option, perhaps it's the first or second option. ^^

[ocean robin]

Yes but there's even too below too, Korea. 👀

[fair iron]

Hmm?

Flappy.

[ocean robin]

The first or second option? 🤔

[fair iron]

Which one is correct, Flappy?

[sudden panther]

Translating ger->eng

Pffffffff.

[ocean robin]

I need to see my sentence again ti see the one which would fit with context.

Wow all of those seems strange to me.

[cold vessel]

Hi guys 😀

[fair iron]

[cold vessel]

Can I have a sentence too?

[ocean robin]

Because he is the hero, that Gotham deserves, but not the one, that it even needs. 🤔

Hey Henbri!

[fair iron]

Also, remove some commas, Flappy.

[ocean robin]

Mmh. I am still thinking about this.

[fair iron]

They're a little excessive.

[ocean robin]

Wait what Casca.

Oh yeah English, I put them for me for clauses.

[fair iron]

English and German use commas in different ways.

^^

They denote a pause in English.

[ocean robin]

Because yeah I was confused without those commas in the German one.

So yeee waito.

[placid heath]

Komm wir essen, Opa. vs. Komm wir essen Opa.

[ocean robin]

Because he is the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one that it even needs. Feels better.

[sudden panther]

Wot.

[rustic portal]

Let's eat granddad vs Let's eat, granddad

Also the case in english

[ocean robin]

dat "even"

lol wat

[rustic portal]

commas sind sehr wichtig

[viscid cape]

@ocean robin Gerade has other meanings, look it up

[ocean robin]

I saw that, but all of those were quite weird in this context...

Wait.

[placid heath]

No.

[ocean robin]

"Currently"

🤔

[fair iron]

You haven't fixed anything, Flappy.

[ocean robin]

No I didn't.

[fair iron]

You still need to use the correct translation for gerade. ^^

[cold vessel]

"Hang him, not wait for me"
"Hang him not, wait for me"
English's stupid do support makes the translation not really work 😦

[ocean robin]

"just now"

Wait.

So that was what Casca meant when he wanted me to translate "I eat right now" huh 👀

[fair iron]

Jep.

[ocean robin]

So waito.

Because he is the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one that it needs right now.

[placid heath]

Flappy, your next task will be The computers compute in the computer room

[ocean robin]

lel

Die Rechner rechnen im Rechnerraum

[placid heath]

Gut.

Hundert hurtige Halunken halten hundert harte Holzfäller hoch.

Kannst das H üben. :D

[ocean robin]

[cold vessel]

Do you have a sentence full of ch's?

[placid heath]

Lachende Chinesen fragen dich warum Milch auf dem Dach steht.

Really hard to do. :(

Too few words with ch :/

[rustic portal]

Hoch, noch, buch

[twilit garden]

Sechzig tschechische Chefchemiker scheuchen keusche chinesische Mönche in seichte Löschteiche.

[placid heath]

^

Nemo = Profi

[twilit garden]

Nemo = weiß wie man Google benutzt

[sudden panther]

When will you be a chinese Chefchemiker Nemo?

[placid heath]

Ich weiß warum ich kein Gugel benutz. :D

[twilit garden]

ergo: Profi = weiß wie man Google benutzt

once Wan adopts me so i can take his asian citizenship

[ocean robin]

Hundred swift scroundels keep hundred severe lumberjacks high.

🤔

[placid heath]

XDD

[sudden panther]

Severe indeed.

[placid heath]

keep someone high sounds like drugging them i think? :D

[ocean robin]

👀

Now that you said it 🤔

[dire sentinel]

its lit

[sudden panther]

That's exactly what they're doing. Why else would they be scoundrels.

[hot cloak]

ist da jemand ihr memes

[ocean robin]

of course there is

[sudden panther]

Flopsel ist immer da.

[ocean robin]

danielmeme

[hot cloak]

Pretsel

Fretsel

Flepsel

Fläps

Fläpsel

[ocean robin]

🤔

[hot cloak]

Flopsel

fertig

!

[ocean robin]

so much nicknames

And I should respond in German. Silly me.

[placid heath]

Flops nicknames: fl.*

[hot cloak]

genau du meme

fl studio

fläp studio

[placid heath]

We all know what floppen means in tschörmän ;)

[ocean robin]

Flashlight studio :^)

[viscid cape]

Flappo doesn't appreciate my exercises, she shall have no more of them

[ocean robin]

wat

🤔

[sudden panther]

Does Floppo appreciate anything other than banter? 🤔

[ocean robin]

You just weren't there for the "Midgets stab smelly" Krypti.

And staph, I like learning.

[viscid cape]

How do you know I wasn't here

[ocean robin]

👀

God, was he spying us?

[placid heath]

Ok, new task

[ocean robin]

ouch

[hot cloak]

the person I'm going to be staying with in Germany has dangerously good English

[ocean robin]

like mine

[placid heath]

On the tenth of october at 10:10 AM ten tame goats pulled 500kg of sugar to the zoo.

[hot cloak]

I gotta remember to keep it mostly German if I can (I can of course speak some English so he benefits a bit too but not too much)

[ocean robin]

KOREA WHAT'S UP WITH THIS KIND OF SENTENCE

[placid heath]

Alle Alliterationen alarmieren alle Anfänger.

[hot cloak]

Flappy

try pronounce sixth

and get fcked by our retarded pronunciation

warning

[ocean robin]

wow I can't say that

👀

[hot cloak]

I cannot pronounce it properly

[ocean robin]

ah I am not alone :^)

[hot cloak]

I resort to sixt

[rustic portal]

huh?

[hot cloak]

huh

[rustic portal]

i dont get it

sechste?

[hot cloak]

I'm talkin bout the English pronunciation

[rustic portal]

Oh, of the english word?

[hot cloak]

ye

[rustic portal]

why is it difficut?

[hot cloak]

xth

[rustic portal]

The trick is to let the saliva just go everywhere

[hot cloak]

English is very difficult for not native speakers

like me

[rustic portal]

like daffy duck

[hot cloak]

I sound like donald duck when I try speaking English

[ocean robin]

Am 10.Oktober um 10:10 Uhr haben zehn zahme Zeigen 500kg von Zucker nach dem Zoo gezogen. I think?

[hot cloak]

like what is up woth their pronunciation

[ocean robin]

Wait.

Better.

[rustic portal]

I wasn't sure if it was just the th, as i know that is something a lot of people find difficult

[hot cloak]

ye I can't pronounce a th to save my life

[placid heath]

Zeigen

.-.

[hot cloak]

my native is Latin

[ocean robin]

oh god typo

[hot cloak]

fläpy

lets french

[sudden panther]

500kg

Lol.

[ocean robin]

Wat.

[hot cloak]

Tu vas aller à la gare ce soir?

[rugged warren]

mouth barely open (small space between both rows of teeth), tip of the tongue curled up to touch the bottom and back of upper front teeth while pushing air through the gap = TH

[ocean robin]

Am 10.Oktober um 10:10 Uhr haben zehn zahme Ziegen 500kg von Zucker nach dem Zoo gezogen.

Pourquoi j'irais à la gare Daniel? 🤔

[placid heath]

von Zucker explain.

[hot cloak]

les trains

ils sont super rapids

[placid heath]

Ici c'est pas #🥐-only :(

[ocean robin]

Bur "of sugar" "made of sugar"

*rapides

[placid heath]

Bur

[ocean robin]

:(

[placid heath]

Plz no new words 4 explain

thx

[sudden panther]

vong zuckrigkeit her

[ocean robin]

Stooooop pointing my typos. :(

[placid heath]

👆🏻

[sudden panther]

He's not pointing your typos. He's pointing them out.

[ocean robin]

But yeah, I just translated that litteraly.

True Arrem

[sudden panther]

liddrolly roggled

[ocean robin]

wat

[placid heath]

Faire tu savoir pourqoui traduire literally est mal?

[ocean robin]

wow wat Korea

[sudden panther]

Oui oui omelette du fromage erstes mal.

[placid heath]

'Do you know why translating literally is bad?'

For exactly THAT reason.

[ocean robin]

Sais-tu pourquoi traduire littéralement est mal/mauvais?

[sudden panther]

thatsthejokeflops

[placid heath]

My point was to translate literally.

To show you why you don't do it.

[sudden panther]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXD7kFLwudbBC

[ocean robin]

ah ah ah.

[placid heath]

Ok, back to the sentence: Your try: Am 10.Oktober um 10:10 Uhr haben zehn zahme Ziegen 500kg von Zucker nach dem Zoo gezogen.
von Zucker nach dem Zoo is wrong.

[cold vessel]

https://clyp.it/dszk1qew?token=8c2aeb55b155306d1ca897da5d8104d2 Cover your ears if sch's trigger you 😬

[sudden panther]

https://i.imgur.com/6mGCEfo.png Enton?

[ocean robin]

god

[sudden panther]

disch sescisch ❤

Alright now back to the sentence you silly goose duck.

[cold vessel]

What dialect is it that doesn't use the ch

I think I need to learn that one

[ocean robin]

Why not silly fox? 😦

[sudden panther]

I like Enton better. One day, we'll take all of the emoji and convert them to Enton.

[dire sentinel]

🤔 I'm watchin this video of this Deutscher Typ, und er hat gesagt "ich bin's Marco"

idg why bin's

[placid heath]

Ich bin es

Ich bin's

[cold vessel]

*bims

[dire sentinel]

🤔

[placid heath]

It's like saying It's me Marco vs I am Marco: Ich bin's, Marco vs Ich bin Marco

[dire sentinel]

Oh i see

ty ty

[cold vessel]

"It's a me, Marcio"

[placid heath]

Marcio

Marcio & Lugi?

[prime remnant]

https://clyp.it/oxizyg1d?token=a83bedb5ec519e774a0cb52974088188

:/

I bims 1 Kännes

[cold vessel]

Where are you from?

[prime remnant]

Hongkong 😃

[cold vessel]

What's your native language?

[prime remnant]

Kantonesisch

Hong Kong Cantonese, to be exact

Yours?

I feel like I've been asked this question so many times lel

[cold vessel]

I would never have guessed

[prime remnant]

GUT

[cold vessel]

Norwegian for me

[prime remnant]

I've learnt German for quite a number of years now, I'm already shit for not sounding like a native

[cold vessel]

A bit more obvious 😂

[prime remnant]

Eh it's noice

[cold vessel]

What's really annoying is that Norwegian actually has the ch sound

But it's disappared among young speakers

So I can't do it 😦

[prime remnant]

Do you use Nynorsk or Bokmål lel

Wait you guys mostly have your own dialects right

[cold vessel]

Yeah those two are just written standards

[prime remnant]

🤔

[cold vessel]

There are tons and tons of dialects

[prime remnant]

It's an awesome linguistic treasure really

[cold vessel]

If you listen to my r that's a really telltale sign of a western dialect for example

In other areas it's rolled

[prime remnant]

Your r is at the back I hear?

[cold vessel]

Yep

[prime remnant]

Well that's an advantage for learning standard German at least heh

[cold vessel]

Ehh, it's still a bit different from the German r

[prime remnant]

Not pronounced at the end of the syllable

[sudden panther]

https://i.imgur.com/e4P7JzR.png removing the fokken beak took a decade

[cold vessel]

Now do one with a fox face

[sudden panther]

Thought I just did. 🤔

[cold vessel]

How did you find learning German pronunciation, Kännes? I assume the phonology of Cantonese is quite different

Is that a fox 🤔

[ocean robin]

Arrem do with a fox face and not Enton. 😦

[placid heath]

That's flappy.

[sudden panther]

What do you have against Enton? 😛

[ocean robin]

I don't really like Enton so comparing me to this Pokemon saddens me a bit.

[placid heath]

Thunder type pokemon ofc arrem

[sudden panther]

Shuddup Flops, Enton is great.

[ocean robin]

rennt

[pine ginkgo]

instead of flops, have a cat in gift wrapping

[ocean robin]

gOd tHat's cUte

[sudden panther]

Mr. and Ms. Flops

[round bay]

kyoot

[placid heath]

Nah. Those are both flops personalities

Enton & Slowpoke

[sudden panther]

FLEGMON

[placid heath]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sudden panther]

I wish the emoji limit was 100. 😦

I'd add all the meme pokemon.

[placid heath]

What's the limit, 50?

[hot cloak]

yup

[placid heath]

IMHO , and all other emojis flops uses regularly are used by nobody.

[ocean robin]

[hot cloak]

I could just blacklist flops from using custom emoji :^)

[placid heath]

Is it possible for only one channel? i.e. deutsch-only? Then she'll write german there!

[hot cloak]

mhm, it is

[placid heath]

=)

[pine ginkgo]

yes

you could also ban flops

[prime remnant]

@cold vessel I've learnt English and Mandarin since a young age so I'm okay with the stress and the hard-ch sound. Knowing IPA also helps.

[placid heath]

fan blops

[hot cloak]

[ocean robin]

What Nully?

[placid heath]

So no in #german-only for flops? :P

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

She'd never go there again if she couldn't do and .

"Hey Flopps, how was your day"
""

[viscid cape]

Hello again

[prime remnant]

Ello Kryptography

[viscid cape]

Hello Spion

[ocean robin]

lol

[placid heath]

btw floppendes Flops

Du hast den Satz immer noch nicht korrigiert

[viscid cape]

Did she finish 1-5 yet

[ocean robin]

yes

[sudden panther]

Did she?

[viscid cape]

Any Zeugen?

@ocean robin

[thick charm]

you can do it

[ocean robin]

gOd thEre's mOre

Why is die in the first one in brackets though? 🤔

[thick charm]

It also works without the article, that's all.

[ocean robin]

Ah.

Okay, let's go to that now then.

[thick charm]

I believe in you

[fair iron]

As do I.

[dire sentinel]

So there's this $100 action figure I've wanted for years that's on sale for $60 🤔 is it.... worth it

[viscid cape]

Compare it with other things you can do with $60

and decide

[ocean robin]

1. Poverty is the inventor of all things. 2. Dumb dogs and silent water are dangerous. (lol) 3. An old wound bleeds easily. 4. Sinister thoughts are a menacolic head's children. (wat) 5. A good conscience is a soft pillow.
I... I... what was that.

[thick charm]

You can buy 10 Döners in Frankfurt for $60

[ocean robin]

Yay typos! Again qnd again.

[dire sentinel]

10 Doeners will give me temporary satisfaction, but a 20 inch giant robot will please me forever

[placid heath]

Stumm dumb

Flappy, das ist stumm.

[thick charm]

speak for yourself

10 Döners is a lot

Also 20 inch seems excessive

[placid heath]

10 Döners = Food for like... idk the rest of my life

[ocean robin]

But Korea plox, I thought it meant dumb/silly

[thick charm]

no

[ocean robin]

shoot 🤔

[viscid cape]

20 inch giant robot 😂 I'll admit it, it sounds cool

[placid heath]

Didn't japan want to shoot a replica of that lance from EoE to the moon?

[ocean robin]

Mh, so you mean that mute doggos are dangerous?

[placid heath]

let me look that one up

[thick charm]

schtum

fucking Brits

[placid heath]

Oh yeah, they wanted to. https://www.themarysue.com/fly-me-to-the-moon-lance-of-longinus/

[viscid cape]

I'm a fan of Evangelion, but that's... just too weabo.

[placid heath]

Get in the fucking rocket, Shinji

[viscid cape]

😂

@ocean robin 1 is okay, I'm waiting on 2.

[thick charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNvqtKv1bPo (semi-relevant)

[viscid cape]

😂 Wtf

(it's not an overrated anime, it's an incomprehended one)

[placid heath]

anime instead of animu

[ocean robin]

LOL

[placid heath]

Lost potential

[ocean robin]

2 is wrongo? Is it the one with the dumb doggos?

[thick charm]

Yup

[placid heath]

But it's gr8, chuck. :D

[ocean robin]

AHHHH AND THE PERFECT TIME TO EAT

WHY

See you guys. Gotta flop.

[viscid cape]

...

[ocean robin]

I am terribly sorry. But I don't choose the time for dinner. 😦

[thick charm]

Dinner chooses the time for her

[viscid cape]

Fine. 😡