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We'll see which mark I have at my German essay tommorow. 👀
Ello @opal sequoia
I'm the old person now. 😒
mark
We don't use that word like that, do we?
And should I read that... with a sad voice?
What's the lowest mark you can get in France, Floppo?
Yes, Arizona.
We always get at least 1 point
I'd totally give you a 0/20.
For our name

You get a mark on an essay.
What if you don't write your name? 🤔
You dum
Write someone else's.
maybe its non american vs american
They'll be thankful for the extra point.
-1 point if you don't write your name in France.
Lol
Ya, perhaps.
Or -2 if they are severe.
I wouldn't grade the test at all if you forget your name. 
Grades are usually at the end of the semester, not per test, I guess.
They would grade it but then take you apart to tell you how stupid you are
Everything's a grade, yolo.
Mmmh, I just want to see which grade I got on the 3rd semester 
You're a grade.
I just do (mark) × 5 and then I have the percentage
3rd semester
Grade A.
Correct.
From now on everyone called mark is called grade
Yaaaay 🇺🇸
Ah.
Bismarck biss Mark bis Mark Bismarck biss.
2 semesters, 3 trimesters, 4 quarters
Bismarck bit Mark until Mark bit Bismarck
Mark mag Tomatenmark, weil Mark Tomaten mag
😏
Bisgrate bit Grade 'til Grade bit Bisgrate
the heckie is Tomatenmark
Mmmmh, 3rd trimester of 2017, grade: 78,95% 
Horrible.
Yes.
That's how you end up homeless.
LOL ARREM
You need to study.
DIDN'T REALIZE THE NICKNAME
We'll help.
Why aren't you studying right now?
you would call it tomato paste/puree
Eh, Base, in France it's good.
Good. But not excellent.
I mean, all the marks I have makes a solid 15,7/20.
It's not 100.
lol please.
talk to us when yuo très bien
Mark = pulp/pith
Dw, my arrem is similar for my classes.
Ayyy but I got 90% on the finals. 
Hardly matters.
Jokes on you I don't have any grades yet
logic is everywhere
jokes on you the floor is plain flat here
The floor is jokes
Have you started with uni yet, icky?
Yes
CS or banned?
Das hätt' ich nicht gedacht, ik dacht het niet
By the way guys maybe I'll need your help for algorithms.
Tomorrow I got a proper test uh oh
learning german is interfering with whatever french i have left
Algorithmsssssssss.
FRENCH.
What kind of algorithms?
Non, je ne l'ai rien
I dunno yet 
What did you end up taking, ickysause?
But we're doing that at school. When I heard C++ I said "Ah."
Ahahahahahahaah.
@pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo @pine ginkgo
Je ne parle pas.
If I tell you what I study I will get banned instantly
dat spam
I code in C++
amazing
if it's THAT algorithms i can help you
I promise not to ban you.
Okay here it goes
I seem to have lost all concept of time. That being said, I'll now pass the time I thought I'd already spent by sleeping. Night.
❤
Casca doesn't let me ban people anyway. 😦
See you Casca. 
HISTORY
Night Cassie. 
Goodnight Casca!
THATS OKAY, HISTORY IS NICE. GEOGRAPHY IS WHAT GETS YOU BANNED.
bella is going to take a nap
If you study history, I'm only impressed.
Mmm naps.
cool, i studied history for teaching for a bit
bye ily 
I'll pin ya when I recorded.
Sleep well, Bella.
now i do chemistry 

okies flaps ❤
You can't pin, sorry.
lo larrem
lel
double torture
i did one today on my calculator today
Maybe she'll be really good at it without a single mistake, Arrem.
I did a wonderful fail. 
#include <iostream>
#define benutzend using
#define namenraum namespace
#define zahl int
#define haupt main
#define klammer_auf (
#define klammer_zu )
#define gib_aus cout
#define den <<
#define und_den <<
#define endelinie endl
#define strichpunkt ;
benutzend namenraum std;
zahl haupt klammer_auf klammer_zu {
gib_aus den "Hallo, welt!" und_den endelinie strichpunkt
}```
That's what you should do, Floppo.
😍 😍 😍
Screenshot so that Flappy can appreciate the vibrant colours.
Nice.
That's a horrible idea. But really cool.
C++
Pseudo-C++.
It compiles.
It's actually not pseudo
ahahhahhaahahahah
that's me being dumb
my eyes don't even read the garble at the top
https://clyp.it/xvgnsj1w @red pewter
r/badacting
SO CUTE
👀
OMG
FOR REALS, PRONONCATION WAS HORRIBLE ON THAT ONE
Well tbf it wasn't really straight English
Lots of breaks
But
Flappers is so cute ❤
I was talking about what I gave you not your English
Other countries are so damn cool
I can't wait for the day that I can leave mine forever
Where are you from?
I have no idea... maybe I'll stay in France or I'll go in Germany or a English-speaking language since that I think when I'll be an adult I'll be way more fluent.
*a English-speaking country 
then you can speak to native speakers and realise that nothing prepares you for their accents
Well, for you I think there's less of a rush. You live in such a cool place
You know, that's quite subjective ^^
I mean sure
You know what's a nice place? 
not Vienna
I had dreams of living in France since I was little though

ich bereue nichtssssss
Well France has a great reputation.
Going to Paris was such a dream come true!
But cliches of French people bother me a little bit.
I'm sure
It's a very stereotyped place
baguettes are pretty tasty to be fair
I still love France. But my heart has been in Germany for the last year.
The "the french are so snooty" cliche?
It's when it comes to Frenchies' personality, which is known to be selfish, impolite, etc.
I saw nothing of the sort
I tried my best with my broken french and everyone was nice to me.
I must agree that Frenchies never say hello in the streets. 
I lost my cell phone in Paris and actually got it back
Did you know that the Frenchies invented perfume to hide the fact that they smell bad?
plsdontmurdermeflops
The hell Arrem. 😡
other French people usually complain about Paris 🤷
So do I. :/
Flappy, did you draw the map of france?
Oh oui.
Done.
c'est parfai
Mine's better.
am boringsten

The boring part looks the same shape as Louisiana
We can turn your place into parking lots.
D:
parking lots vs wine? I can't drink wine in wine.
But I totally can drink wine in parking lots.
#TütenweinMarkePennerglück
why is France star-shaped?
but can you drink parking lots in wine
"French people always eat snails"
_>
Ah, mjam mjam escargot omelette au fromage.
10/10 french. Native confirmed
Stop, snails taste horrible.
It's thanks to the indigenous slug species which brainwashes the humans to devour their mortal rivals, the snail
slug
*naked snail
my dad once fried a snail out of the garden and a friend of my brother ate it
gasp don't say that in their presence
AHHHHHGH.
#madlad
@red pewter I do think I have a recording where you have a way better English.
From me with the same accent 
I think I've found it. 
Flappy is so cute ❤

Orrible.
Thankies. ❤
you can't do "th"
Anyone who didn't learn English natively is so lucky T_T
🥖
is there no "th" in French?
No I can't "th". "Think" is a very hard word for me.
Baguethe
Uuuuuh, I don't think so.
😄
Think ? you mean Sink ?
Zäts ze wrong pronaunziäischon!
LOL
haha
D:
it's like saying "fuck" but with your teeth softly biting your bottom lip

so "thuck"
Believe me, I have a Masters Degree in Englishology from the University of Pyongyang.
So, suck ?
Teeth between tongue. Blow air between teeth
Yah no "thuck".
Now...the hell is a german R
Will do practising tommorow. 👌
slightly rolled
That sound is impossible
not as much as a french one
I can't roll any Rs
Not as much as the Spanish one
just do a french one
just pretend you are a machine gun
if you can't
German R is easier than the spanish "R"
How to do german H? 
- Take a deep breath.
- Say it.
- Take a deep breath again.
like in "loch" but don't say it the American way
Totally not a meme https://clyp.it/qvc3bh2m
where die the R come from?
I expected more baguette.

I haven't
I am happy to introduce the German R
I forgot ze Baguette. I dishonored France, I'm going to sudoku now.
Hell yeah, , now I am frightened
okay flaps
no you must guollintine
Der Rechner rechnet im Rechnerraum
Oh yeah. I'm going to guillotine myself. cya
👀
French words are hard to spell
Ayyyyy Solet. T^T

Jetzt du.
Jep.
"Rechnerraum" ...
if you somehow
can consciously
do that
with Hs too
you are done with german
(hahahah, no)
lel

Is that better ?

Fascinating.
Lol who gave flappy The Raven
Arg, I'll try again tomorrow, I dont want to wake the neighbor
Me @ wasting my time
is how they should pronounce the h
WTF
IS THAT A NEW TECHNIQUE TO TEACH FRENCH PEOPLE THE H?!
honhonhon
i didn't expect this to happen.
Any Idea of a sentance with 'H' to see if we say R instead ? xD
I am sorry but it's la force. But you're memeing so it's okay.
Oh yeah
Oh yes.
arrem, we should patent this discovery
Hallo heilige Herren. Heute hacken holde Herolde hartes Holz.
and get rich
oh god
Ouch
Hinter Hermann Hannes Haus hängen hundert Hemden raus. Hundert Hemden hängen raus, hinter Hermann Hannes Haus!
Hinterm hohen Haus hackt Hans hartes Holz. Hartes Holz hackt Hans hinterm hohen Haus.
Hundert hurtige Hunde hetzen hinter hundert hurtigen Hasen her.
Herausforderung akzeptiert 
you already did arrem's, flopsela
Didn't we do Hinter Hermann already
yes
I wasn't there
Ah yes 'Agrid.
It was shorter though 
You can do it now. 😄
Here was my try: https://clyp.it/mvjqfsko?token=107ea681f90c2cc6170d922682909349
I want to die once again 
Try not to sound like you had just run for an hour. 😄
oh right
henbri
i am not sure how to explain it
but your e and ä sounds
are kinda weird
henbruas, it sounds a bit like you have a swiss accent :D
Grüezi mittenond
for example
your her
sounds like you say
hähr
which is not much of a difference, granted
but it's still something like that
at 0.21?
wheatl?
the last word

I was gonna do wheatley, but I don't have a second E. 😦
'aus
lel
'olz
like you say hähmden
'ans
instead of hemden
'undert
I think I know what you mean
Now let's increase the stakes flappy
We'll create a sentence with 'Happiness'
Give me a minute, I'll make a recording to compare my e and ä
That's a pretty good H.
I can't roll the R u_u
My H is way worse than that LOL
😩
jesus christ
how to kill flappsy in 1 step
LOL WHAT
I improved it for Flaps:
'inter 'ermann 'annes 'aus 'ängen 'undert 'emden raus. 'undert 'emden 'ängen raus, 'inter 'ermann 'annes 'aus!
'interm 'o'en 'aus 'ackt 'ans 'artes 'olz. 'artes 'olz 'ackt 'ans 'interm 'o'en 'aus.
'undert 'urtige 'unde 'etzen 'inter 'undert 'urtigen 'asen 'er.
I can't pronounce the word u_u
Disappointing title.
Clickbait.
you should have started like
You should have sang it :p
"Hey how, hi Hermann"
LOL
^
I thought there was 

I ... Why can't I say Rs ?
@pine ginkgo The first and third here is how I said it in the previous clip I think? The second and fourth is if I make it more like my native e
wew I know the feel
Make the U a bit longer, Azou.
Now it's a bit like Harpunne.
Like "AGH WHY"
it sounds like hachpurne
🤔
if you are conscious of it, henbri
you make your vowels always so short lol
Arf
The first time you said they were too long 👀
I need to work on umlauts as well.
yeah
but whenever i tell you
you make them super short
like if we have 5 stages of longness
you are normally at 3
and then when i tell you
you go down to 1
instead of down to 2
y'know
Omi gibt Opi Opium denn Opium bringt Opi um.
oh yeah, french people pronounce the R on the end of syllables, and Germans really just turn it into a bit of an "a"/"uh" sound, hence "hachpune" etc
KOREA OMG.
That's german poetry.
will try that :>
Yay
That's almost what I heard
Do you know what it means?
are omi and opi = oma and opa
yup
Not totally 
Grandma gives Opium to Grandpa, because Opium kills Grandpa.

"gramma gives grampa opium because opium will kill grampa"
umbringen =to kill ?
yes
yup
Yes.
woooot is this
What a nice oma
-hugs Floppy-
💯
What are you guys talking about
uuuuuuuuwa
Translate it. 😛
Wer soll was übersetzen?
@pine ginkgo Is this still too short? https://clyp.it/kd0cuhjz
someone once said my accent in german sounded french 🤔
this was a while ago toh
My internet is so memeing shitty tonight. Send help.
🎍

No R, no h
You don't sound like you want to kill someone, fläps
Ah. Opi, ici est some opium avec le fromage.
LOL
It's the innocent you must be warry of

Btw, the quote in that clyp by me is from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Pf7Lycm2E (available with german & english subtitles)
Anke versucht einigen Mitbürgern mit türkischem Migrationshintergrund die Feinheiten der deutschen Sprache näher zu bringen. Ladykracher mit Anke Engelke Lad...
when you find fläpps in another server 😍
Nee xD
i am sorry for you, teeislein
What does Hure mean ?
whore
^ thats probably more accurate
@pine ginkgo aww 
@pine ginkgo Yeah, I guess I failed at only elongating the vowel. I'll work on it though, thanks
I think my dialect makes it a bit too easy to exaggerate the r
that video killed me
Flappy, Alda, bin isch Fläppi. Wohn isch in Baguetteland.
😩
Don't you have school or something, it's halb zwölf
Schneckenfresserland*
Arizona, the english subtitle for the last sentence is Get me jacket, ya vic, else I make ya knife. Is that accurate?

D:
also that sounds british-ish
Sleep Flopps.
🤔
KK no spokem meme German today folks. 😦
😦
Wot you should do is sleep.
abbär wir liebän es wenn dou franzeutsch spriescht 😩
Denglech 
We're telling Piérre de Monsieur a.k.a. your dad that you're still awake
Oui. We will envoyer une Brief.
Aber ich dois ins Bett aller, weil ich à l'ecole morgen gehe
You should dormir, mdr
dat mdr 👌
😛
LOL
gn8 flöps

should have just said n8 @placid heath then it would be french - german bilingual 
Good night foxy friend.
Dors bien
Good nighto you memes.
Oh oui. n8 works in francais as bien.
Bof.
Bonne nuit
One more thing @flapps
Oui j'ai habe das eben gemerkt
Le h dans huit est prononcé.
🤔
Légèrement.
Hujt
And yeah, Krypti?
@ocean robin Scenes of tomorrow.
👀
@ocean robin ich habe appris, dass huit "uit" prononcé ist
mdr
creppy
Night FLopp.
Bonne nuit, dors bien 
@viscid cape Wanna make that scene now for me?
Bonne nuit. Ne me tuez pas si j'ai moins de 50% à mon évaluation d'allemand. 
They had better internet in 1642.
moins de 50% = ban

@cold vessel 
Vouz etes bannez! (don't kill me)
Logiquement, si j'ai moins de 50% sur un sujet aussi nul alors oui, on peut me ban
*vous êtes banni 😛
Oui que auch immer
que ever
quoi ever
Ihr beide könnt einander töten, wenn Fläpps' Note nicht gut ist, weil dein Französisch schlimm war 😄
könnt
👀 👀
Now she's evolving into a spider.
I fixed it 😦
'können'. Arizona > A2
I put it right after
for teeis
Arizona, you can't mess up your conjugations at B level.
*teeeis
LOL
I freaking said "könnt" right after 😦
you are bad example for flapssy
Arizona has a minus point :]
If you were to make people think you're a native you would be out of luck now Mr. Bond

flappsy, bonne nuit ou vous gettez a thousand minus points.
Ja, aber es zu spät, wenn du das Verb erst nach dem Satz. Dann dich keiner mehr.
ist sagst versteht

D:
richtig schreiben
^
rischtisch schraibem hab ich gehörd? 
Keine Memedeutsch mit Minuspunkten!
Die deutscheste Strafe aller Zeiten: Die Hausordnung abschreiben.
Ich höre doch nie auf, ein Memer zu sein 
Du sagtest vor kurzem noch du seist kein Memer.
We all know that's a lie 🤷
@dire sentinel Poop on Arizona's head
tbh ich benutze nur nicht genug "ihr" 😛
🐦 💩
all over the cowboy hat
Ich denke, dass ich schließlich Dativ und Akkusativ verstehen
Aber, for real this time
hello ppl
wie geht's?
howdy 🤠
🤠 🌵 ☀ mein Leben in drei Bildern
haha
🔥 more like
Ich muss jetzt viel Deutsch schreiben, um einen Minus-Punkt zu entfernen, den ich bekommen habe, weil ich "ihr können" geschrieben habe 😦
Arizona ist in Flammen
Mein leben 😎 🍆 💦
😩* sicherlich
Aber ich bin so cool 
You're probably going to end up writing to gain the points that you lost writing to gain points and so on 😛
How serious is a Minus-Punkt @shy bobcat ?
Minuspunkte sind Ordnungswidrigkeiten
es klingt ernst
naja @tribal warren der Luna wird dich und dein Deutsch strenger ansehen, und wird z.B "Kein Memes, du hast nen Minuspunkt" sagen
😛
Es ist nur halbernst
*Keine 👀
@quasi merlin gib mir noch nen Minus 😦
Arizona, mach doch nicht solche Flüchtigkeitsfehler :<
Also A bedeutet dass ich viele Fehler machen kann mwahahaha
@quasi merlin 😦
Wie viele Minuspunkte hast du schon bekommen?
(idk if I should use bisher here or noch works)
bisher klingt besser
oder schon
ja
keine sorge
Aber mit nur den zwei Optionen, musste ich davon auswählen 😉
du wirst so bewertet, wie gut du deutsch kannst und wie du dich selber einschätzt
Luna bester Lehrer hier 😄 😩
rated
Wenn es gibt minuspunkte, gibt es positivpunkte?
one more word for me to learn and make a sentence for @opal sequoia to correct, then!
🤔
Frag Luna @dire sentinel ich weiß nicht
ja, teeeis hat gestern z.b. ein paar bekommen
ooh dann ist er neutral
Mitternacht!
Was ist ZB
zum Beispiel
i thought so
😏
wenn teeeis fehler bei sachen macht, die er eigentlich können sollte
kriegt er minuspunkte :)
wenn er den erwartungen entspricht, kriegt er pluspunkte :)
als beispiel, wenn teeeis fehler in A2-übungen machen würde
Vielleicht soll ich A ewig bleiben. Dann kann ich so viele Fehler wie ich will machen. 🤔
Diese Notärztin hat einen eher ganzheitlichen Ansatz ... Die ganze Folge auf MySpass: http://www.myspass.de/3493 MySpass bei facebook: http://www.facebook.co...
Stimmt, für A ist das eher nichts^^
Wie lang ist das Video da, ich muss mich entscheiden, ob ich es jetzt anschauen kann oder nicht @placid heath
Zwei Minuten
Didn't know Ladykracher, that one about the turkish german class was really funny
and it had subtitles 😃
well thank you
Ich habe echt Schwierigkeiten gehabt, die +-Taste auf diesem Computer zu finden. 🤔
Ich lieg am boden lachflash xDD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9rIhhxfWTs
Jetzt Abonnieren: http://bit.ly/1aYTIZV Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache! Anscheinend hat diese Lehrerin eine besondere Methode entwickelt, ihren Schülern D...
how could you take that conclusion though? I barely type in german.
eh
you are calling yourself A level
and from the few sentences you typed
you barely make huge mistakes
and it seems you understood most of what we wrote in german
(soll es da damit geben, vor gehabt? ich frage mich immer noch ob diese notwendig sind oder nicht 😖)
seems pretty good for A
Yo 

I see thanks
though if it helps, i can add so far your german looks pretty good
or
so far for your level
I gotta work on my listening and speaking though...
They're the hardest parts
I never practice so speaking it is very difficult to me
Keine Antwort auf meine Frage 😦
Ich habe echt Schwierigkeiten (damit) gehabt, die +-Taste auf diesem Computer zu finden. "damit" ✅ oder 🇽
- ist direkt neben ü
are we marking true or false?
I'm asking should that damit be there
I don't know, I would mark 🇽
I wrote without a damit at first, then I thought about it
Ich bin Ami @placid heath 😛 bei uns ist das nicht so, wir haben zwar keine Ü-Taste
Aber wie tippt ihr dann den Ü-Sound?
magic
so, not necessary, but works?
@shy bobcat oh wow really? That's painful
yeah, but are there not a few verbs where those are necessary
just kinda
😂
:c
@placid heath dein latex ist gescheitert 
Ja, ich sollte auf Kautschuk wechseln
what's the difference if you add damit?
I think it makes about as much difference as "I knew he would come" vs "I knew that he would come" ie not much
😛
I don't think I understand the sentence completely.. is it: "I've had real difficulty to find the +- keys on this Computer"
?
"I really had difficulties finding the + key on this computer"
...that's exactly like the damit lel
because it is natural
but I just personally in my one idiolect prefer without
was'n ideolekt
pretty much "how I specifically speak English"
idiotic dialect
so it's like adding "with it" or something?
yall got memrise list suggestions?
@pine ginkgo 

don't forget creepy, you gonna only speak german/austrian with chriskun in december

versuchen*?
yeah that sounds better
I feel like my corrections are less valid bc I got a minus point 
Täubchen, you're missing an "es"
win that back!
huh
Ich weiß nicht wie ich das machen kann 😖 weil ich nur ab und zu etwas echt Dummes mache, ohne zu bemerken, auch wenn ich schon die richtige Weise kenne und dann kommen die Minuspunkte 😦
UNLIMITED POWER!
die minuspunkte kommen nur
wenn du fehler machst, von sachen, die du wissen solltest
You need an "es" too, Arizona.
Hey how did you juge at what level you are ?
wenn du angibst, dass du etwas nicht kannst, wird es ignoriert
wo @quasi merlin
bemerken
ach ja
Ich meine, ich weiß ja schon, dass ihr ein -t kriegt, aber irgendwie habe ich trotzdem -en geschrieben
Schreiben ohne darüber zu denken = Bye bye Deutschkenntnisse
(ist "aber" wie "und", dass man davor keine Kommata schreiben darf?)
@heady edge Well I'm not a B and I can't really german so for me it's easy to tell 
@tribal warren 
Vor "aber" gehört ein Komma.
ah ok
Also alles gut
also nur keine Kommata vor "und"
und oder
danke 😄
"oder" auch?
@tribal warren I took an intenrnet test from the goethe institute webside who told me I'm a B, and I understand a lot (not all) but when I try to speak ...
I think that test is usually the one we recommend to estimate one's level here
but they are only estimation's though
you'd have to take a real test if you wanna know for sure
they're good enough for this server though 😛
also
estimation's
no apostrophe for plural -s pls thx
lol
I've wanted to do that for so long
oh my god
desho
reverse minuspunkt
We've all had a high dose of Flops today, mistakes are to be forgiven
your best grammar checking skills come right after you hit send 
right?
Ha, I do that all the time
When I'm writing code at work and get stuck on something, I ask somebody to come and help
then immediately work out what was wrong
Yes, If it's good enough for the discord, It'll do ^^'
happens to me when doing exercises
I'll be like: hmmmm what am I doing wrong/how do I do this
and I ask someone
when they're about to speak I interrupt them with "GOT IT"
and they get mad 
OBJECTION
D:
Solet Wright
So basically we should be rubber duck debugging our German
Gummienten
gummi is rubber
Radiergummi
yep
is Gummiband a thing?
oh nice, der die oder das
noice
I should do what base told me about writing sentences whenever I learn a new word
but I'm not creative enough for that..
The rubber band can be used in diverse ways
Diverse ways indeed.
Bonus points if you leave the band out.
is Gummiband a der or das Band
fuck you teeeis
das
das Band
haha
der Bund, die Band, das Band
(K)ein Bund fürs Leben
Oh, Sol ist ja laut avatar ein Weeb
wow
Man kann Gummiband in viele Methode benutzen
wer sagt das
