general-2

[fair iron]

Is it the Orient Express? Will Sean Connery accuse everyone of murder?

[ocean robin]

🤔

[valid ice]

wait, is that a building or a train?

[fair iron]

Train.

[whole rapids]

the thing you highlighted is too blurry to discern

[valid ice]

it looks suspiciosly building like

[ocean robin]

A train you silly

[valid ice]

look at that roof

[ocean robin]

We are in a station

[fair iron]

You silly goose.

[ocean robin]

🤔

why goose?

You can say you silly horse.

[valid ice]

it's just what people say, silly geese

[fair iron]

^

[ocean robin]

Or you silly rabbit.

[fair iron]

Silly horse?

Rabbit?

[ocean robin]

🤔

[fair iron]

I guess you could put any noun after silly, to be fair.

You silly toaster.

[valid ice]

there's a lense flare?

[ocean robin]

LOL

So Casca.

[fair iron]

Flappy.

[ocean robin]

What do you think it is?

[valid ice]

what's that thing

next to the man

[fair iron]

The window is going through the roof, amongst other things.

That window does not open like that.

At least, it shouldn't.

[ocean robin]

The window?

[fair iron]

Yes.

The window is open.

[ocean robin]

🎉

[fair iron]

Where is the top of the window?

[pine ginkgo]

hehe

[whole rapids]

it's a curvy window

[fair iron]

Clearly. ^^

[whole rapids]

can exist

what about his 3 arms???

he clearly has 3 arms

[valid ice]

image from the 1940s, train windows can open

[fair iron]

We've been informed in school that we can only slant the windows, but not open them fully.

Apparently, the design is terrible. If you open them fully, the window could fall off and break.

[whole rapids]

lolwhat

[ocean robin]

if the man opened the window like that, it'll go through the roof of the train!

[fair iron]

I love my school.

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

Do they remind you all to breathe casca?

[whole rapids]

okay

[fair iron]

They should add those windows you wind up and down, like in old cars and the Ford Ka.

[whole rapids]

but what the fuck is that thing to the right of the girl?

it's like a gremlin

[valid ice]

a midget with a rucksack

little fuck didn't eat his vegetables so stayed small

[ocean robin]

next puzzle being translated. This gives too much hype for no reason.

[fair iron]

Chocolate. Chocolate makes you stay small. Eat more cabbages.

[valid ice]

^

[fair iron]

Callum remembers. ^^

The totally legal and true story of a boy that poisons his grandmother until she asks him to do it again and she dies and his parents are totally cool with it.

[valid ice]

http://www.purplechocolathome.com/2011/04/chocolate-cabbage-cake.html i have broken the system

[fair iron]

Th' heck?

[valid ice]

can't speak tonight, what even 😐

ended up slipping into tongues at work trying to tell one of the chefs where i put a pan

[fair iron]

Damn, 'at cake is barry.

[valid ice]

until you wrote that, i never realised i sometimes drop the th in that

[fair iron]

^^

[valid ice]

closer to like aat, wow

[ocean robin]

A big net has been thrown in a pool for fishing fish. This pool seems like it's not really big, but it's deeper. A part of the net is not visible.
Imaging like the net is not torn off, and that the sill of it is constituted of one rope which the extremities join, how many fish who are visible will be in this net?

[pine ginkgo]

Urk, this one

[ocean robin]

lol solet

[fair iron]

I didn't like that one the first time.

:(

[ocean robin]

You can see the person who played Professor Layton.

:kappa:

[fair iron]

Unless I'm mistaken, I think the answer is 7.

[valid ice]

All of them? 🤔

[fair iron]

I hope I learnt from the first time.

Final answer: 7.

[ocean robin]

[fair iron]

And?

[ocean robin]

🎉

[fair iron]

How'd I do? ^^

😮

It was 7?

[ocean robin]

Yup.

[fair iron]

🎉

[ocean robin]

how can you think like that though

what

[fair iron]

You can see where the net starts (where the fisherman has his arms).

The rest is easy.

[valid ice]

I suppose you'd jsut need to follow the largest continous shape?

[fair iron]

Okay, I have another riddle. ^^

[ocean robin]

Yay!

[fair iron]

That is, unless you have another translation lined up, Flappy?

[sudden panther]

Not largest. Pretty much just fill in the surface bounded by the two sticks and count the fish you hit.

[fair iron]

You might remember this one, Arrem. Not sure.

^

[sudden panther]

The answer is 4, Casca.

[ocean robin]

No, you can do yours.

[sudden panther]

inb4 the prisoner island werido thing

[valid ice]

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/prospectus/ugrad/study/G1Q8/ while we wait, pls rate the course arrem

[sudden panther]

3

[valid ice]

out of

[ocean robin]

10

[valid ice]

only 3/10? D: It's mostly maths though

[ocean robin]

Or 20

[valid ice]

just with Gaelic added in c;

[sudden panther]

How's that a reasonable combination? 🤔

[ocean robin]

I dunno Callum lol

[fair iron]

A king has 1,000 barrels of wine. One day, an intruder is caught in the cellar, who claims that he managed ot poison exactly one barrel before being detected.
A single drop of wine from the affected barrel will lead to death in exactly 30 days. The king has 10 prisoners that he can use to find the barrel.
At first, he wants to have each prisoner drink from a separate set of 100 barrels, until one prisoner dies. Then, he simply throws out 100 barrels.
However, his royal advisor points out that you can, in fact, isolate the poisoned barrel. How?

[valid ice]

Because a) it's maths, and b) gaelic is a beautiful language

back me up please @whole rapids

[pine ginkgo]

Oh no

[ocean robin]

oh no what solet

[sudden panther]

Yeah but that would be like me combining CS and some weird language X in a single course because I think X is a beautiful language. 🤔

[valid ice]

Yeah i suppose, but having a degree with anything to do with gaelic means that i've got increased job prospect 😃

[ocean robin]

Well, the barrel smells like poison

[fair iron]

Haha, sadly not.

[sudden panther]

Like, I won't dispute the fact that it is, but just let me study math and take the language as a minor, or the other way around. I think you'd look weird saying "yeah I studied math and gaelic".

[fair iron]

Tasteless and odorless.

[ocean robin]

If it was like that it'd be too easy.

[whole rapids]

I am probably not someone you want as backup since I know virtually no Gaelic nor real desire to learn it.

Can maybe get government job tho

[valid ice]

🤔 i suppose, but it's essentially just a minor, the last year is just a disseration about maths, no gaelic

[ocean robin]

Casca, what is this riddle

[fair iron]

😃

A good one. ^^

[ocean robin]

And is the awnser obvious like always?

[fair iron]

Not necessarily.

This riddle is a little harder.

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

well, government or bbc alba job

🤔 to the riddle though

it's got something to do with making 2 prisoners drink the same barrel

[ocean robin]

well uh if you poison a barrel you must open it right?

[valid ice]

and then knowing that if both die, you know which barrel

[fair iron]

Nope.

Nice thought, though.

[ocean robin]

What if the others weren't opened? That way you can isolate it

[fair iron]

Haha, no, Flappy. ^^

[ocean robin]

brah

[fair iron]

The barrels all had corks, and were closed.

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

Was this riddle not on numberphile ages ago as well?

[ocean robin]

"were closed"

[valid ice]

Can't remember the answer 😦

[fair iron]

Not that I know of, Callum.

[ocean robin]

Still thinking about how it was poisoned...

[gray charm]

Have each prisoner drink 10 from the remaining barrels. Then when 1 dies, have the remaining 10 prisoners drink 2 from the remaning 8. And keep going like that

[ocean robin]

🤔

[fair iron]

How it was poisoned isn't important, Flappy. ^^

[ocean robin]

But you need to isolate it, not to kill someone with it. 😛

[fair iron]

On the 31st day, you wish to host a banquet, and will need all 999 safe barrels.

You can't just wait forever, I'm afraid.

[ocean robin]

Tasteless, odorless...

Just with the eyes...

[fair iron]

What?

[valid ice]

🤔

[ocean robin]

I am saying facts.

[valid ice]

i can narrow it down to like 6 barrels

[ocean robin]

[valid ice]

994 is enough for a banquet? 😃

[fair iron]

Haha, sadly not. ^^

[gray charm]

Pls give the answer this is killing me

[ocean robin]

So we need all 999?

[fair iron]

Yes.

[valid ice]

no don't say

i am going to work this out

[ocean robin]

YOU DON'T SAY

[valid ice]

no i will if i work it out 😃

[fair iron]

In that case, I'll stay quiet.

[ocean robin]

WELL CASCA THE KING MUST CATCH THAT STUPID INTRUDER AND HE'LL TELL WHICH ONE HE POISONED

AND BASTA

[valid ice]

wait i think i have it

[fair iron]

He has already caught the intruder, Flappy.

Except the intruder won't talk.

[ocean robin]

.w.

[valid ice]

will upload photo of whiteboard, give me like a minute

[fair iron]

Sure. 😄

[ocean robin]

"upload phot of whiteboard"

Why don't you buy one

[valid ice]

ayyyyyy

eh fuck it i can't write for shit

[fair iron]

Hahaha.

[valid ice]

will type

bought a whiteboard and want to use it

😦

[gray charm]

Test it with that chemical paper? See if it shows up?

[fair iron]

No.

[ocean robin]

LOL

[fair iron]

He only has the prisoners at his disposal.

Let's pretend the king is Charlemagne. Science wasn't really a force to be reckoned with at the time.

[ocean robin]

can the prisoners drink only a glass of each barrel

[valid ice]

Dead or not | 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1

=> number every barrel, translate it to binary
=> have the prisoner drink if they come under the binary number, too tired to name it correctly
=> wait 30 days
=> you have a number for the barrel```

[ocean robin]

o.o

BINARY BOIII

[fair iron]

Correct, Callum!

The solution is why I love this puzzle. ^^

Once you know the answer, the puzzle just seems so clever.

[ocean robin]

🤔

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

ME DOESN'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL

[fair iron]

Royal advisor, not jester.

[ocean robin]

BECAUSE ME DOESN'T KNOW BIANRY THINGS

[fair iron]

Or the Oracle of Delphi, if that makes more sense.

[valid ice]

sh

Orcale of Delphi doesn't sound as silly as the others

[gray charm]

When you don't know Binary: http://cs9.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2017-02_5/148787730929726988.jpg

[valid ice]

hm

[ocean robin]

well I think for my age we can forgive me

[valid ice]

14 🤔

when did i learn about binary

S3, so would have been 12/13

learned it in engineering science

[hot cloak]

We learn it at 16 - 17 😒

[valid ice]

Hai chrono

[hot cloak]

Like only when we do stochastic variables

[ocean robin]

We didn't learn that at school at all

[hot cloak]

Eyoo 💩

Ate so much Indian food today

[valid ice]

Same 😃

[ocean robin]

Level A squad ayyy

[hot cloak]

Would have taken pictures of the wedding

Specifically the food

[ocean robin]

😮

[hot cloak]

And the Temple inside is quite special in architecture too 😉

[valid ice]

🤔 did you not burn upon entering? 😛

[hot cloak]

... I should have
Got to show western-ethnicity people from the wedding around and spill random trivia knowledge on em 😂

[valid ice]

nice, did any of them burn? 🔥 🙂

[whole rapids]

that's a clever riddle

never would've thought binary would help solve it

[ocean robin]

yeah i know right

[valid ice]

i got it by accident by using 1 to represent dead people and 0 to represent those that are alive

[whole rapids]

is their name for that kind of use of binary? Seems like it could be practically useful

yeah, good job seeing the boolean nature of it

[valid ice]

🤔 casca said that the king was Charlemagne, but according to wikipedia, binary wasn't invented until 1679

casca lied 😦

[dire sentinel]

Impossible

what casca says

becomes truth

so it shall be written

[hot cloak]

... imagine if they did burn... I'd instantly turn into a super believer

[valid ice]

actually, saying that I just read on, I Ching invented something like that in the 9th century

casca is god confirmed

of which god though chrono, what if it was allah getting rid of non-believers? 😛

[hot cloak]

Thee ban master shan't be corrected by such sub beings called authors, they are beneath his almighty reach

Um what do you mean callum not sure I understand?

[fair iron]

The Oracle of Delphi also didn't give Charlemagne advice, Callum. 😛

[valid ice]

😮 THE TRUTH HAS COME OUT

[hot cloak]

The Oracle of Delphi was wack

[valid ice]

time to ban casca methinks

[fair iron]

:(

[valid ice]

or don't, up to him i guess

i can't ban people 🤔

[fair iron]

^^

[hot cloak]

Considering the process and how beucratical it was... then just to rewrite the predictions so that they are double sided...

[lavish saddle]

You cant ban the Casca

He's unbannable

[hot cloak]

Alas the priestesses had a reason to be high 24/7

[valid ice]

🤔 What if casca was to ban himself?

[fair iron]

Well, not unbannable. But thanks. ❤

Impossible.

Discord doesn't allow it.

[valid ice]

ban Casca

[viral thunder]

❌ Check failed. You probably don't have permission to do this.

[fair iron]

That might work, although I'd rather not find out.

[valid ice]

you could do that ❤

[fair iron]

I think the Bot doesn't have permission to ban any mods.

[dire sentinel]

kelsey

[hot cloak]

Did you just try that callum 🙀

[ocean robin]

Casca don't abn yourself :(

*ban

[valid ice]

We could find out 🙃

[ocean robin]

By the way hai Kesley

[lavish saddle]

Yes you are, Cas! :D Everyone here loves you too much to ban ya hehe

Hey Creepy and Flapps :3

[valid ice]

Casca literally named himself after someone who helped kill caeser D:

[lavish saddle]

🤷

Hopefully he's not planning to do that to the moderators :o

[dire sentinel]

"da drin" is "in here" and "dort drin" is "in there"?

[lavish saddle]

Da drin is correct

dort drin I dunno

[dire sentinel]

[fair iron]

Aw, Kelsey. ❤

@valid ice The name has personal meaning for just that reason. ^^

[valid ice]

Were you viciously attacked by a caeser salad sandwich at a young age? 😛

[lavish saddle]

damn

They always attack me

[fair iron]

Wrong Caesar. 😛

No, I know someone that shares a name and a birthday with Caesar.

[valid ice]

Julius?

[ocean robin]

When was Caesar born?

[valid ice]

sounds posh

[ocean robin]

And dang, I am too used to said "Cesar."

[fair iron]

13th of July.

[sudden panther]

I think the Bot doesn't have permission to ban any mods.
Correcto.

ban Casca

[viral thunder]

:x: I cannot ban this member.

[valid ice]

aw 😦

[fair iron]

Yay. 🎉

[ocean robin]

NO ARREM

[sudden panther]

Well it technically does. It just refuses to do so. 😅

[ocean robin]

YOU BANNED MIKA ONCE POOE MIKUH

[fair iron]

No he didn't. 😄

Mika just set his status to offline. ^^

[ocean robin]

o.o

Mika is a troll.

[viral thunder]

User Flipperflopper is now banned for not doing enough math. 🔨

[fair iron]

I just taught her binary, Arrem. Un-ban her at once!

[quasi merlin]

Sorry, Fläppers, but it's true.

[valid ice]

can she do binary arithmetic though? 🤔

[quasi merlin]

I set my status to offline.

[ocean robin]

what did I do

;_;

[sudden panther]

Quick. What's 101 in decimal?

[ocean robin]

why do you ban me

in decimal?

What do you mean by that?

[sudden panther]

That. 😛

[ocean robin]

.w.

[sudden panther]

Convert 101 from binary to decimal. 😛

[fair iron]

🎉

[valid ice]

111 + 101

[sudden panther]

Good. Knowing that 101 is 5, what's 10? No cheating of any kind allowed. 😛

[ocean robin]

202?

[sudden panther]

Do we have 2 as a digit in binary?

[fair iron]

^

[ocean robin]

oh shiet

[fair iron]

^^

[ocean robin]

1001?

[sudden panther]

Close. If we forget binary for a second and focus on our good old decimal. How do you multiply any number by 10?

[valid ice]

+ is or in this case

[ocean robin]

Any number by 10? 🤔

[lost dagger]

i don't understand the questo

[sudden panther]

If I give you a number, say 876542536734634563456345, how would you multiply it by 10, and would it take particularly long to do it? 😛

[lost dagger]

just add 147 to the end

[sudden panther]

snek is now bannd

[ocean robin]

Just put a 0 behind this

[sudden panther]

Exactly.

In any base, multiplying by the base is always quite easy, as it only consists of adding another 0 at the end.
Thus, in base 2 it's very easy to multiply things by 2, just like multiplying things by 10 in base 10.

And like in base 10, the only thing you do is add a zero at the end.
So we have 101 which is 5, add a zero to multiply it by two and get 1010, which is indeed 10. Tada. 🎉

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

By that same logic, 20 is 10100, 40 would be 101000 and so on.

[valid ice]

Why do mathematicians always get christmas and halloween mixed up arrem? 🤓

[sudden panther]

something something oct dec. 😛

[valid ice]

31oct = 25dec

😃 .

[sudden panther]

Or rather

[sudden panther]

mmm >latex

[valid ice]

is it just >latex <insert latex here>?

[lost dagger]

yes

[sudden panther]

Yes. And I autosurround it with align because memes.

[ocean robin]

what the heck is that algebra arrem

Do you want to kill me

[sudden panther]

It's just notation for different bases.

[sudden panther]

Because if you write 101, people will think you're talking about 101. If you're however talking about 5 in binary, you add a little 2 as a subscript to tell people that the number you're talking about is in binary.

[lost dagger]

so the subscript is the base?

[ocean robin]

[lost dagger]

or idk if it's called subscript

[sudden panther]

Aye.

[lost dagger]

the number that fell down

[ocean robin]

Dang, I am learning everyday in this server.

[sudden panther]

I could sit here and talk about math all day just to use >latex. 😍

[valid ice]

im assuming you use latex at uni then? 🤔

[sudden panther]

Yep.

[valid ice]

well then

[ocean robin]

🤔

[orchid palm]

I have an issue, for some reason I can't get notifications from this discord

I have them turned on too

[opal sequoia]

But it works for other servers?

[orchid palm]

Yes

[opal sequoia]

Have you muted the server by accident maybe?

[orchid palm]

No

[opal sequoia]

Hmmm.

Well, did you try restarting discord, making sure it's updated, all that?

[orchid palm]

I'll see

Say something in like 5 seconds

[forest dirge]

how's now?

.

[orchid palm]

Nah

[opal sequoia]

😦

[opal sequoia]

It's a dative verb: helfen.

I help you = Ich helfe dir.

Yeah.

I mean, I guess it's an indirect object.

Oh?

No, that's not how it works.

Take this for example: she helps her friend.

How so?

No it isn't.

It's a verb.

No.

Yes. An infinitive isn't a noun or used as a noun.

I have to look it up and see.

You're right actually. It seems in English it's technically used as those elements.

It just doesn't really have an effect on how the other elements in the clause work.

In the case of the German, that is, the dative isn't used because of that.

[opal sequoia]

@hot cloak Okay, I thought for a bit and figured out why what you were saying didn't sound right to me. It's because an infinitive isn't exactly a noun in this type of sentence, but creates a noun phrase. In other words, in "She wants to help her friend", the part "to help her friend" is the entire direct object (noun phrase).

And for a more complicated example: "She wants to help her friend to finish his homework before he has to catch the bus back home at 3pm." That entire italicized part is one direct object.

Yeah.

Well, I think it technically is the "indirect object" in German. But it wouldn't be in English.

But it's better to just think of it as a dative verb.

Rather than direct/indirect, since that makes less sense in German anyway.

Hmmm.

I can't really think of any examples.

I mean, you can have a theoretical "indirect object" within the infinitive phrase, but I can't think of a case where the main clause itself would be able to take one.

[mossy void]

And for a more complicated example: "She wants to help her friend to finish his homework before he has to catch the bus back home at 3pm." That entire italicized part is one direct object. <-- "before" is a conjunction here, so "she wants to help her friend [to] finish his homework" and "he has to catch the bus back home at 3 am" are separate clauses. @opal sequoia

[opal sequoia]

Not necessarily.

[mossy void]

before is not necessarily a conjunction, but they are separate clauses, that isn't one direct object

🤷🏽 could be wrong i guess but that's how i parse it

[opal sequoia]

It can be read both ways.

It depends if you read it as a part of the noun phrase, or a part of the main clause.

Like, look at this example: I want to finish (work) early. When you look at that, the "early" adverb is applying to the "to finish" noun phrase, not to the whole sentence. However, you could say "Early, I want to finish" but that's kind of weird because you're saying that your "want" is early, not your finishing.

So in this case, the "before ..." adverbial phrase is applying to the "to finish his homework" noun phrase.

Or another example might be "To leave by 3pm is preferable" where "To leave by 3pm" is the noun phrase.

[mossy void]

i guess

[opal sequoia]

To be fair, it's pretty complicated nonsense that no one really needs to know.

But it's just to show that, like, a big complex set of phrases can count as an object.

[sudden panther]

Mmmm. Math channel indeed.

[grave adder]

This is one piece of invaluable advice.

@hot cloak Use it on guys if you haven't already xD

[sudden panther]

^Can confirm.

I'd marry a girl if she gave me an analysis book.

[fair iron]

Would you analyse a girl if she married a book?

[sudden panther]

Depends. If she marries a math book, that's perfectly reasonable, if she opts for a novel, then she sure needs some ahem real analysis.

[fair iron]

Interesting perspective. Truly a fascinating subject, I must say. Please, tell me more.

[sudden panther]

Hm.

Ooh. We could ask CheesedGamma math questions.

[fair iron]

Let's do that.

[sudden panther]

@stone sentinel go

[fair iron]

Vielleicht sollten wir auch in #german-only fragen, da Gamon ja die meiste Zeit verbringt.

[sudden panther]

Naja, er kann auch hier üben. 😛

[fair iron]

Wahr. ^^

[grave adder]

But I thought you were married to Vienna, Arrem. 😦

[sudden panther]

I am. And you know why? Because Vienna gave me an analysis book.

Well, actually I bought it in Vienna, but that's less important.

[grave adder]

Ah, that makes sense now!
...except for the analysis book part, but whatever.

[sudden panther]

what's not clear about an analysis book? 🤔

[stone sentinel]

2/3log(x)^-1/3

Ich weiss nicht wie man die Ableitung eines Log findet.

[twilit garden]

gilt f'(x) = 1/x nur für f(x) = ln(x) oder auch generell für f(x) = log(x) ?

[sudden panther]

Nicht ganz.

[sudden panther]

afsdfgdfhfgk

[sudden panther]

Und nein, deine Lösung stimmt nicht ganz. 😛 Du kannst aber der Einfachheit halber gerne annehmen, dass es ein log_e ist.

[hot cloak]

Just a thought, but do these bots respond to German commands ?

[lost dagger]

I bought a few kinds of lettuce, carrots, and goat cheese, gonna make a bombass salad

[vale magnet]

what you guys talk in here? hahahah never used this channel

[lost dagger]

this channel is mostly used when there's a conversation in #general and people want to talk about something else

[grave adder]

It's turned into #maths for the time being @vale magnet 😄

[vale magnet]

hahaha ok got it 😄

[opal sequoia]

Both are fine.

But probably you should keep it consistent with how you write other similar words.

Then again, it probably doesn't really matter in this case.

[sudden panther]

Just a thought, but do these bots respond to German commands ?
Generally no.

Some have german aliases though.

help konj

Oh rip it's dead.

help konj

[viral thunder]

No command called "konj" found.

[sudden panther]

help conj

[viral thunder]

>[verb|conj] <verb> [lang=german]

Get the conjugation for a <verb> in <lang>.

[sudden panther]

i swear konj was an alias 🤔

Welp there's always

help katze

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>[cat|catto|katze]

Responds with a random cat image.

[opal sequoia]

katze

[viral thunder]

http://random.cat/i/kef4p.jpg

[opal sequoia]

conj schlafen

[viral thunder]

http://conjugator.reverso.net/conjugation-german-verb-schlafen.html

[lost dagger]

Would it be possible to make >Getrole work without the level bit? So >getrole A did the same as >getrole Level A? Just because people mistype that a lot

[pine ginkgo]

well

let's take it as a lesson

for reading text

[sudden panther]

A lesson sounds good. We already made it case insensitive because people were memes.

gr memes

[viral thunder]

❌ Bad argument: Role "memes" not found.

[sudden panther]

I suppose we could tell them to check the list.

[lost dagger]

why did the pirate role go away?

[sudden panther]

Because someone decided that fun was banned. 😦

[hot cloak]

flappers

i broke my visa card

like the bank

if you know what i mean

[fair iron]

:(

[hot cloak]

yep..

[ocean robin]

How did you do? D:

[hot cloak]

and i was about to buy myself a new jacket

[ocean robin]

Dang...

[hot cloak]

i was just playing with it

bending it

..

and BAAM

CRUNCH

[ocean robin]

But it's not money that is broken; it's only a card.

[hot cloak]

it broke

yep

[lost dagger]

😦

[ocean robin]

Ask another one at the bank.

[hot cloak]

still got over 13tusen kr

[ocean robin]

In a few weeks you will have a new one.

[hot cloak]

and thats just in my card

i got way more on my account for

like

the future

if you feel me

like for taking up a loan

for house

plus im going to be a pilot

so ill have to pay about 100k

for the education

probaly more too

[ocean robin]

D:

Wait, you're only 14, right?

[hot cloak]

ye

but got everything planned

[fair iron]

😮

[dire sentinel]

Arrem, was it you who banned memes

[fair iron]

Flappy, might you be older than someone? ^^

[valid ice]

memes are banned? D:

[hot cloak]

plus

[fair iron]

It was not Arrem, Creepy.

[hot cloak]

i got a future wife

[fair iron]

He would never.

[hot cloak]

lol that sounds lame

[dire sentinel]

You're right

Arrem IS a meme

[fair iron]

That sounds somewhat adorable, Christian. ^^

Sorry. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hot cloak]

ty

but she is turning 16..

[fair iron]

That's not that big of a difference.

[hot cloak]

and live 2hours away from me

[valid ice]

Does she know that she's your future wife? 🤔

[hot cloak]

the thing is

when she is over 16

its illegal to have

you know

[valid ice]

You in the UK?

[hot cloak]

with me

no norway

[valid ice]

Ah, in the UK they never prosecute if it's entirely conensual

[fair iron]

Guid day thaur, Callum.

[ocean robin]

I am okay with being older than someone, though hehe

[hot cloak]

its illegal in norway either way

[valid ice]

Aye, tha i breagha 😃

[lost dagger]

In california 17 with 18 is illegal... it's weird

[hot cloak]

but she is very nice ❤

[sudden panther]

@hot cloakekko

oh shit

[hot cloak]

Who looks for personality here

and not looks?

[sudden panther]

gr snekkingmeme

[viral thunder]

❌ Bad argument: Role "snekkingmeme" not found.

[hot cloak]

i look just for how she is

[fair iron]

Personality is important.

[hot cloak]

ye

[sudden panther]

Wot? Didn't he update it?

[dire sentinel]

I'm older than my boyfriend

[lost dagger]

fixd

[dire sentinel]

that makes me cool and mature

[hot cloak]

but she needs to be attractive somewhat

[fair iron]

You're so collected and together, Creepy.

[dire sentinel]

Right?

[hot cloak]

but i love everything about her

[fair iron]

You've got this adulting thing down. ^^

[dire sentinel]

I even do taxes sometimes

And I only cried once while doing them

[sudden panther]

pls wait 5 fix

[fair iron]

Now you're just showing off. 😮

[valid ice]

Taxes? heh, just don't get paid enough to have to pay them

[dire sentinel]

[hot cloak]

lol 😄

[lost dagger]

my dream is to move out of the US and have to pay double taxes

[hot cloak]

come to norway if you wanna tax off about 40%

❤

[lost dagger]

I have a friend who wants to move to Norway

[hot cloak]

my dad had to do 60%

[fair iron]

Move to Monaco and don't pay taxes, period.

[hot cloak]

this month

lol

[ocean robin]

Wait, were we talking about me?

I am sooo late.

[fair iron]

Huh?

[hot cloak]

lol

[fair iron]

I don't think so, Flappy. ^^

[hot cloak]

Monaco?

[ocean robin]

I am confused and late.

[hot cloak]

casca

[lost dagger]

are you Christian's dad flappy

[fair iron]

Yes?

[hot cloak]

what is the average salary there

[ocean robin]

👀

[hot cloak]

if you know what i mean

[ocean robin]

Dad?

[fair iron]

In Monaco, you mean?

[hot cloak]

ye

[lost dagger]

well idk who else we were talking about

[ocean robin]

Excuse me lol

[lost dagger]

just taxes

[valid ice]

flappy relationships don't have to conform to common sense any more

please

[fair iron]

4,870€ / month.

[hot cloak]

ok nice

after tax?

or before

nvm

you didnt pay taxes

lol

im so dumb 😮

[fair iron]

After tax.

According to the site.

I don't live in Monaco. ^^

[hot cloak]

that seems a lot tbh

[fair iron]

I just know that it's a tax haven.

[hot cloak]

isnt it in france

[fair iron]

It's a separate European state.

[hot cloak]

ok

lol

very small

[valid ice]

https://exchange.scotcoinproject.com/ buy some with me casca?

[hot cloak]

about 40k ppl there in 2016

chill!

we are way too many people in norway

its becoming annoying and extreme

•Norge

[fair iron]

Monaco is to the East of Nice.

[hot cloak]

casca

[fair iron]

Yes?

[hot cloak]

in norway we are so many ppl

5,233 millioner (2016) 😮

[fair iron]

That's not that many. ^^

[hot cloak]

like we should get restrictions

its a lot dudde

[fair iron]

Germany has 80,5M.

[hot cloak]

ik

[ocean robin]

France has got 69M.

[valid ice]

5,373,000 in mid-2015 - Scotland

[hot cloak]

norway is bigger than germany

[ocean robin]

But colder.

[fair iron]

AH I knew you'd beat me to it, Callum. 😛

[hot cloak]

ye much colder lol

casca

[valid ice]

of course casca 😃

[hot cloak]

svalbard is very cold

lol

everyone say norwegians are so brave

but we are really not

lol

Norwegians are quite polite from what I've seen tho

we complain about the weather 24/7 and nobody has balls to icebath tbh

i icebath every winter

[fair iron]

I agree, Chrono. I've never met a rude Norwegian.

[hot cloak]

im not lying!

[fair iron]

^^

[hot cloak]

haha, all nordic countries does that

lol ye

norwegians are nice

guys are shy

lol

Either germans are super nice, or super rude XD

Mostly extremly nice

germans are nice

[thick charm]

I'm both

[pine ginkgo]

I know rude norwegians casca ehehhehe

[valid ice]

Hi Both 👋🏼

[fair iron]

Chuck is a necessary evil.

[hot cloak]

Chuck you are in another league

[thick charm]

Lawful Evil

[pine ginkgo]

Though it's only teo

[fair iron]

😄

[hot cloak]

my first german teacher tried teaching us german without knwoing norwegian

[pine ginkgo]

*two

[hot cloak]

Like in the evil spectrum

like legit

she got fired after first 2 semesters

so i learnt gelb

.-.

why do ppl always say norway got OIL we do but we are proud of our fish

lol

What class are you at?
You got gymnasiums also?

tf is that

I guess not

gymnasiums

Like Highschool 😄

[thick charm]

fancy high schools

[hot cloak]

you mean gym?

[thick charm]

no

[hot cloak]

ok

[cold vessel]

@hot cloak You haven't heard "videregående" called "gymnas"?

[hot cloak]

fun fact, gymnasium is apparently training naked in Latin

o

Or somethng like tha

[dire sentinel]

😏

[hot cloak]

fancy schools

t

[thick charm]

^ In Greek, but that's correct

[hot cloak]

Sorry greek yes

no norway got shit schools mostly lol

[thick charm]

Okay fancy was the wrong word to use there

[hot cloak]

even private schools are shit

WhenNorway got more fancy prisons than schools!

[thick charm]

Right, so after Elementary School, we Germans have the choice of attending one of three secondary schools

Hauptschule, Mittelschule & Gymnasium

Gymnasium being the one for the smartest kids

[mystic carbon]

really?

[thick charm]

Has nothing to do with the english "Gym"

[hot cloak]

ok lol

[mystic carbon]

did you go to Gymnasium?

[hot cloak]

You make norway sound like a shitplace, when in reality norway got the highest GDP and one of the best living standards

[thick charm]

Yes, really

Yes I did

[hot cloak]

chrono i hate Norway!

[thick charm]

Wilhelm von Oranien Gymnasium in Dillenburg, Hesse

[hot cloak]

In danish gymnasium, since we also call it that

Well you can't get a much better place to live in

ye, but norwegians are rude to eachother

we are only nice when we are drunk

lol

We mostly hate on people from Sjælland

i hate on everyone

even myself

[dire sentinel]

Maybe you're the rude one then

[hot cloak]

... and the avatar XD

[dire sentinel]

[hot cloak]

I am tbh

this avatar was to impress when I was in a LGBTQ discord

Whut? don't understand?

impress who? what does this place has to do with LGBTQ+ discord (there is one?)

ye im bi so im in lgbt discords lol

to make friends tho

cus i got a gf

❤

or future wife

yhe okay, didn't know they existed

The server that is

oki

Okay I should really do homework

rip

homework

History, most fun I've ever had in my life

guys

this is kinda weird

history is fun tho

It is, my teacher killing it tho

[fair iron]

What is weird?

[hot cloak]

Life is getting philosophical

Casca

[thick charm]

Casca, you are weird

[hot cloak]

im going to Poland soon

[thick charm]

there you have it

[hot cloak]

and I feel like a douche saying this

but i heard polish girls are hot

and I have a fettish on good smelling girls

[pine ginkgo]

wow, douche

[hot cloak]

yep..

but my girlfriend says she will litrally kill any women whos with me

so im kinda scared lol

[pine ginkgo]

That seems obsessive

[hot cloak]

btw

solet

what do you think of this jacke

t

[pine ginkgo]

Seems okay?

I don't like those too much

[hot cloak]

k im buying it or another model

okay

[pine ginkgo]

But you gotta wear them for the winter

[hot cloak]

its good for norwegian weather

[pine ginkgo]

Though i prefer wearing coats

[hot cloak]

i wear a parkas in the winter

[fair iron]

Finding girls attractive is natural. So long as you respect the boundaries of your relationship, you should be fine.

[hot cloak]

ah

casca oki

also

the teachers says we are not allowed to drink in Poland

cus we are underage

but I wanna drink

best tips on not getting caught

?

don't do it

quite simple

[fair iron]

^

[hot cloak]

I wanna do it tho..

Perhaps don't promote unnecessary things on this channel

I don`t drink vodka so not a big deal tbh

the teahcers are so soft

[pine ginkgo]

Dont do it

[fair iron]

The reason isn't just that you're underage. I'm not allowed to drink on school trips either, even though I'm an adult.

[hot cloak]

ok..

[fair iron]

Drinking is generally forbidden for students.

(On school trips or on school grounds.)

Until you get to university, that is.

[pine ginkgo]

You should drink the first time in a safe environment

[hot cloak]

what do you think about champagne or cider?

pear cider

Solet I did

[fair iron]

Cider is nice, champagne is more of a festive drink.

[hot cloak]

my first drink was wine lol hated it

my grandfather gave me wine cus I wanted to taste

[pine ginkgo]

White wine is 👍

[hot cloak]

wine is horrible

i did the

rose with the weird e

[pine ginkgo]

Hehe, wait a few years

[fair iron]

Honey wine is 😋.

[hot cloak]

the pink kinda

[pine ginkgo]

I used to hate beer the first time i drank it

And wine too

[tacit jay]

I still hate beer

[pine ginkgo]

Sinner

[tacit jay]

Fite me

Wine's okay, but I mostly use it for cooking...

[hot cloak]

when im at parties I usually drink champagne, but when with like my friends chilling we drink pear cider

and use something called snus

[pine ginkgo]

I don't really enjoy wine in cooking, tbh

[hot cloak]

its tobacoo you put under your lips

[tacit jay]

Who's the sinner now

[pine ginkgo]

Fite me

[hot cloak]

wine is shit from my expeirence

[tacit jay]

😄

[hot cloak]

in any way

[pine ginkgo]

:)

[ocean robin]

Did I hear Champagne?

[hot cloak]

yep

from me

flappers ur favriote?

[pine ginkgo]

Did i hear flappsy going to bed already?

[hot cloak]

im not allowed to drink my dads champagne

[ocean robin]

Yes but I should have to say something about Champagne.

[hot cloak]

or any of his drinks

[ocean robin]

Oh mein gott Champagne.

[hot cloak]

im not even allowed to drink

[ocean robin]

No, me neither

[hot cloak]

flappers

heard of krug?

[ocean robin]

I just tasted champagne and...

What?

[hot cloak]

Krug 2000 Clos du Mesnil

Dom Perignon is the best champagne

I wish I had some like really good friends

that had style and loved to party

😦

Norway suck

moving to US

US of all, okay XD

ye

or no

Brazil

parties in the US sucks

lol

interesting way to distinguish between countrie

s*

me and my gf plan on moving to a hot country

warm weather

[fair iron]

Any country in particular, or have you not narrowed it down just yet?

[valid ice]

Scotland has fucking amazing parties, but not too much warm weather

[thick charm]

Scotland also has the Scots

Lovely people

[fair iron]

I agree.

Source: Scottish neighbours.

[hot cloak]

I dont like scottland

[whole rapids]

makes sense, too many Scotts there

[fair iron]

What's wrong with Scotland? ^^

[hot cloak]

they are rude

[twilit garden]

they're not

[fair iron]

^

[hot cloak]

I have bad experiences with scots

[twilit garden]

please refrain from making generalisations about people that you don't belong to

[hot cloak]

k

[whole rapids]

Callum is kinda rude

needs some discipline

[hot cloak]

I prefer south africa

very nice people

[fair iron]

😮

It does sound nice. 😃

[hot cloak]

a lot of ppl think just because parts in africa are slums

everything is

nope

f.example south africa

is beutiful

and beutiful people

[whole rapids]

still has slums

[hot cloak]

ye like any other place on earth

[whole rapids]

where do you live anyway? Somewhere cold?

[hot cloak]

Norway

[rose cypress]

by the way beautiful, eau

[toxic urchin]

Its only generalisation when you say something bad

[minor heart]

I wanna go to norway

seems nice

[hot cloak]

Why don't you like Scotland?

[still hazel]

Hallo

[hot cloak]

Bit unfair to make sweeping statements about us all being rude just because of one or two people :/

[still hazel]

V. Gates Deer?

[pallid kindle]

Every country has rude uneducated ignorant etc. people some countries have just more than others

[valid ice]

@whole rapids Rude? all fuckin clothesline ye 😢

[feral depot]

People cant handle banter from commonwealth countries is the problem

brits, scots, aussies and kiwis will take the piss out of you

grow some thicker skin tbh

[fair iron]

Should be fine.

2006 and earlier is when discrepancies can occur. Everything after that shouldn't have been subject to change.

[minor heart]

I need to buy me some books

[whole rapids]

Wasn't it just a spelling reform after 2006? Were there grammatical changes too?

[fair iron]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

That's the year I left Germany, so I'm not the best person to ask. ^^

[rich grotto]

Minimale Änderungen wurden nach 2006 gemacht, nichts sonderlich wichtiges.

An der Grammatik meine ich.

[whole rapids]

Okay, gut zu wissen

[stone sentinel]

Whats the command for that bot that gives you the math problems?

[sudden panther]

The bot can't give you math problems. It just renders Latex.

[stone sentinel]

What's that

[cold vessel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaTeX

[ember barn]

Guys I have seen the word "nüchtern" today and my dictionary says it can mean both "empty stomach" and "sober".

I want to know which meaning is more common?

[pine ginkgo]

sober is more common if you only say nüchtern

you most likely say "nüchterner magen" if you refer to the stomach

[ember barn]

Nice thank you.

[hot cloak]

Going to Germany now

[fair iron]

😮

Viel Spaß!

[valid ice]

Does geschwommen use haben or sein? Teacher said it could be both, but she would recommend sein today 🤔

[fair iron]

Use sein.

[valid ice]

Alright, thanks 👍🏼

[hot cloak]

🙃 🙃

Why does this emoji seem so passive aggressive

[ocean robin]

I know right x)

[hot cloak]

Is Germany just one giant meme 😂

What exactly is going on here ? Gaming stuffs ?

[pine ginkgo]

yes

[grave adder]

What is Minecraft doing in that photo

[pine ginkgo]

because it is at gamescom

[hot cloak]

What exactly is that ? I feel like it's similar to ComicCon or smthn, but considering the chancellor was there it oughta be a bit more serious

[pine ginkgo]

yes

[hot cloak]

Yes as in its like ComicCon or

[pine ginkgo]

yes

[lavish saddle]

It's like ComicCon, but all of the games that are released/going to be released go there and set up booths

You can get things like free t-shirts...Games like Overwatch usually have a new map that comes out or so

and they announce that kind of big stuff there and let you try out new games before they're out hehe

[hot cloak]

junkertown 😍 ✨

new cinematic today!

I hope it's gonna be about Zarya

oh yeah, it is!! i've just been lurking the overwatch subreddit

pending mercy changes sound scary

[pallid kelp]

@opal sequoia saw that bit about the short stories in Germany. I'd be interested too if you end up finding anything

I was surprised at not being able to quickly find one for English stories, but then again my search was very cursory

[pine ginkgo]

i am pretty sure there are some stuff about short stories in german

[opal sequoia]

Sure, definitely. I don't know anything about what the writing market is like in Germany. I mean, in English speaking countries most genres are huge, but that's not necessarily the case everywhere for all genres.

[pine ginkgo]

but i had no interest in it

so can't help :(

german people kinda love sci-fi/drama/thrillers

[opal sequoia]

Here's a reference for English fantasy and sci fi: https://crhodges.wordpress.com/for-writers/science-fiction-and-fantasy-short-story-markets/

[pallid kelp]

in Italy there's a lot of writers and relatively few readers, so the situation is a bit weird :s

Germans seem to love their krimi

[opal sequoia]

Specifically short story publications.

[pine ginkgo]

yeah

but that's more old people likes

but we do love good investigations 🤔

[pallid kelp]

I've still been unable to find a German book I like reading

speaking of fictional stuff

[forest dirge]

I bought harry potter sorcerer's stone and GoT book 1 while i was last in Germanyu

haven't actually had time to start reading them but am excited

[pallid kelp]

not that interested in the HP saga and I despise GoT

about HP, it's not that I don't like it but I don't feel invested enough to read the books.

[arctic helm]

Despise????!!!

[pallid kelp]

yeah

[forest dirge]

What makes you feel so strongly against GoT

[hot cloak]

oh i know! how about His Dark Materials series

[pallid kelp]

it's probably a slightly negative opinion magnified by the obnoxiously large presence in the media and internet

[pine ginkgo]

i am still reading his dark materials x.x

[hot cloak]

it's so good right?

[pine ginkgo]

i'm in still in the first book :D

the explanations can be somewhat long-winded tho

but the setting and story is nice

[hot cloak]

yeah it's very descriptive

[pallid kelp]

also Martin seems like kind of a twat from what I've heard

what's His Dark Materials? Never heard of it

[pine ginkgo]

have you tried Die Zwerge, berzi?

[opal sequoia]

Here's a couple of German sites I found if you want to look...
http://nova-sf.de/wp/
https://www.exodusmagazin.de/

[pallid kelp]

haven't heard of that either

[hot cloak]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Northern-Lights-His-Dark-Materials-ebook/dp/B00SSJYFAQ/