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tastefully cropped gif
i was looking for the gif where they whistle while hanging on the cross
haha
i have the sudden urge to play mc oh god i think i'm astral projecting and i'm 12 again
"I'm Coming Out" is a hit single released by Motown singer Diana Ross in 1980, written and produced by Chic members Bernard Edwards and Nile Rodgers for her ...
*whistling *
gaying
diana ROSS
Diana Horse?
"Ross" is an old german word for a horse
oh lmao
Bob horse?
exactly
😄
happy little accidents
in your heart
crying a river
IM GAY AGAIN
Now I want to learn Italian to know if Berzi is right or not.... 🤔
i put a space in between
there is no space between me and gayness
there is
fk
is gayness
ur right
find out with Grindr
Now I feel like watching Yuri on Ice again...
haha
so gayness is in me
too much junx in the trunx
SHOOT FASTER SESKA
oh god, please don|t
then come here
he's pushing it 😆
he?
i have no idea
MY KEYBOARD HATES ME
oh, I don't know anyone's gender here. btw...
^
im chuck
im gay
im happy too
if you happy and you know it kill yourself 
^
😆
*cricket sound *
best sound in the world
I better get the noose
after farting
cause Im reaaallly happy
does someone wants to joiiiin
lewd
Nemoooo
i can spann you out your bf
Uhm
come to me my gay friend
nemo
uhm
lets have a threesome
are you gay for seska
let's not
or for seska's bf
LEEWWD
xD
YOU WILL NEVER SEDUCE OUR NEMO
es gibt aber jetzt Essen :/
Luna komm rein
essen ist immer gut
enjoy your food nemo
Wollt ihr was abhaben?
ne ich hab schon#
was haste denn?
ja
LUNA
egal was devinitiv ja
talk wif me
SESKA
Blumenkohl-Quiche und vegetarisches Stroganoff
Gesundheit.
luna komm in
immer her damit
its not
patia
I was like cannibal!
lolol
Looks like Curry
Yeah, it’s a tomato based one 👍🏻
Lemme get home and send you some gold old tamil food 
Really nice
You know how It goes with black people and chicken 😏
Not quite, it’s chicken, but a tomato-y curry
I'd probably try making this, I have an awesome place to get chicken for cheap now
Like a bhuna-level spice
mhmh :3
It’s not a bhuna, but it’s the same~ish level of spice
What Is bhuna
A patia is apparently a Parsee dish
Yhe we don't eat it
Or never hrwrd of that before at least
Maybe eaten it
You like spicy?
One point for India!! (Queue bollywood music)
Like back in January I don't think I could have eaten anything hotter than a korma s:
Spicy things? I only love spicy wings but the rest hell no.
Well, I am really sensible to spicy things so yeah.
Spicy food is masochism
Spicy food is the best
#peace
But spicy wings
I love eating raw chilli 😋
❤
Hahaha I personally prefer not to eat anything spicy
@ancient spade heathen!
But Bolognese pasta omg * ^ *
Lol
I've never eaten chilli
We are "that" family
Our cousine doesn't have much spicy food actually
Brazil
Uh Brazil!
I don't hate chilli specifically haha
Yeah haha
I would've thought that Brazil had quite a lot of spice in the cuisine
We do have a fair amount
Well, I have quite the same thing haha. My mother is from Africa so spicy things are quite there, and I don't like them >.>
hehe, how did the lesson go Flappy?
Though not as much as Mexico or other Latin American countries
Man, my internet is being worse than spicy food these past few days
Oh yeah Callum, I have the Teacher role now!
You calling spicy food bad ☹
I AM SO HAPPY
Sorry I missed it, was away the whole day >.>
Np! Will do another one next week.
Eating watermelon because I'm a stereotype
wtf is the 👱🏿
haha, i now know what you look like
prepare to be stalked
I'm pretty sure you have enough information about me to get my address if you tried hard enough
yet
Well this theme just gets a bit morbid
Let us delete dis lol
Deleted my comments before I seemed like a level A creep... which I am but except for that...
I'm back bois
Ey berggg!!
eyy
chrono send me that one AE danish thing
pls
idk what's that letter called, that one special danish character
nvm found it on google
æ lmao
Æ LMAO
Is that so cool?
No it does not
It is the same sound you make when you open your moth... but a bit more nasal
I don't really know phonetics
i'll just google it
Danish is somewhat outsiders
Then talk
DAWK DONT DO THIS TO ME!
What
is Dac swedish?
no
Æ sounds exactly like the german A
jk... don't lkill me dawk
No it does not sound like german A
it's exactly the same
@tribal warren nein
do you mean ä?
Like, _a_rbeit?
This is the /æ/ sound. It is a Vowel sound and it’s technical name is the ‘Near-Open Front Unrounded Vowel’. Remember that the key to pronunciation s physica...
Nein
nup
where are you from Dac
DAC LOVES GUNS AND EAGLESSS
Find out how to pronounce vowel sound /æ/ used in words like "back," "fact," or "jam." Improve your American accent with exercises recorded by a professional...
AND ATOMBOMBS AND CAPITALISM!!!
what about this one
wait this is the american way
No also not correct?
æ is the ai in maid
Yhe that is pretty accurate Dawk!
THAT'S WHAT I SAID AT THE BEGGINING
Yhe actually sound not too incorrect
But for danish æ is different
cause
BERG
OMFG
its
You betrayed me!!
imma learn norwegian bokmal
æ(danish) is /ɛa/
idk what bokmal means
æ in danish is like canadian æ
i just know its a thing
bokmål @tribal warren
.... about the fast typing and no typos.... 😂
yes sorry
BokMOHl
ohl?
Hmpf
nah
soul id say the ohh sound is Å
lol danish
that guy is right
æ (english, as in the first video) is /æ/
æ (danish) is /ɛa/
danish pronunciations are hard as shit tho
No it ain't
👍 callum
that's phonetics my man
That person is spot on with saying it!§
boi
Danish is a different pronunciation to the English
.... Sorry im a second degreee hooman XD
Jeg liker norsk
But damn thoose crooked teethes tho
wha
ok the important thing tho
My teef is crooked
can we all use "æ lmao" now?
I mean the gap could fit the entire of Pakistan.. lmao
Mine are fucked not very good
Atleast It costed me no money since we got free teeth service here
only 2 years of braces
HAHA
Universall healthcareee!!!
stop it with the q u a l i t y l i f e
what's that
I'm recently trying to say the th correctly
th in teeth is /θ/
but when I'm speaking fastly I do "teef"
how one learn phonetics tho?
We never had that
can one of you please let me live inyour country
Sure
pretty pls
anywhere but here
come to my shithole
No
What you mean with 1-7 Call?
i'll go to your shithole
no offense
Yur brazil I'll get shot
I won't switch place! HELL NAW
I'll stay right where I am in my "Smør Hul"
I'm a ginger
and eh, you learn ipa by getting bored
I have ginger friendos
nice
phonetics is boring
Nice call...
what
yea yea!
Wanna catch one of you and stuff you in a pokeball
DUDE I JUST CAUGHT A GINGER
👍
Exactly my thought
OMG IT'S FIRE TYPE
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ITS IV
brazil isn't that bad
I cant rage
This is getting a bit prejudice
our food is d i v i n e
Berg pls
Sorry dac XD
I mean it
.>
Indian food is nr. 1!!!!
food is not going to convence me
SPICEEEE
Yea, I know that
I can do a indian accent pretty well
I'm just trying to recover what I said about B r a s e l
We got universal healthcare... checkmate
lol wanna do indian accent together one day?
Chrono
take me to dænmurk
banned
Thats racist
for real did you scam people?
Why not dawk get over here!! (SCORPIO WINS! BRUTALITY)
or just prank?
oh ok
.... I want to do it!
That ain't racist...
why is speaking with a dialect racist....
@hot cloak pls I can fit in a rather large suitcase
welp idk
whenever I play symmetra in OW I do an indian accent
but ppl in SA don't speak that much english so it ain't that fun
Smuggle me over there damn it(ew discord emotes)
Oh! why not dawk! gladly... hope you are then cuz im not paying extra fees! HELL NO!
I have heard of it yes! (I'm getting down to 46 years now)
come to Scotland then
No come to denmark you joyful ginger!
lol.. come to Scotland... please hah
I'll go to dænmurk
Scotland has the best accent
have I ever said that?
I'll say it again
that sheep got rekt
Yes
Scottish is hella lit!
hella lit dab
no
OMG @valid ice Will you read for us again?
Dab is baD
eh I can
you know who else dabs?
YOU WILL!
that kid jake paul
get the guns
Hah
What am I supposed to say when you say that dac... you are an american
I forgot
You are not supposed to say anything
VC here doesnt work here
Only listen to Callums sweet sexy soothing voice haaha
GO FOR IT
yea
leave some pussy for the rest of us
195ms this server is so laggy to me
I can't understand a word callum is saying rn
I understood surprised
I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
is it the accent or the lag? 😛
Say that
accent
SEE DIS IS GOLDEN
Daniel's voice is better here
prob his mic is better
lag isn't that bad now that I stop to think about it
I mean to hear it
OMG
YES
YOU'RE INSIDE OF ME
WutFace
I'm not able to join VC here
There were once five-and-twenty tin soldiers, who were all brothers, for they had been made out of the same ol tin spoon. They shouldered arms and looked straight before them, and wore a splendid uniform, red and blue. Th first thing in the world they ever heard were the words, "Tin soldiers!" uttered by a little boy, who clapped his hand with delight when the lid of the box, in which they lay, was taken off. They were given him for a birthday present and he stood at the table to set them up. The soldiers were all exactly alike, excepting one, who had only one leg he had been left to the last, and then there was not enough of the melted tin to finish him, so they made him t stand firmly on one leg, and this caused him to be very remarkable
Read dis

It never loads in
it's not as funny as that guy screaming at the sheep
;~;
but it's a cool accent
OMG BERG XD
The table on which the tin soldiers stood, was covered with other playthings, but the most attractive to the eye was a pretty little paper castle. Through the small windows the rooms could be seen. In front of the castle a number of little trees surrounded a piece of looking-glass, which was intended to represent a transparent lake. Swans, made of wax, swam on the lake, and were reflected in it. All this was very pretty, but the prettiest of all was a tiny little lady, who stood at the open door of the castle; she, also, was made of paper, and she wore a dress of clear muslin, with a narrow blue ribbon over her shoulders just like a scarf. In front of these was fixed a glittering tinsel rose, as large as her whole face. The little lady was a dancer, and she stretched out both her arms, and raised one of her legs so high, that the tin soldier could not see it at all, and he thought that she, like himself, had only one leg.
Yes I do
... or i use my phone since I am cheap as fuck
this english version is so weird
what book is that
Well for me it was really hard to speak in here.... first time I speaked on internet.... Also very akward and shy
But people were very nice
huh
Deixa de coisa Berg kkkk
:v
Falar em inglês é difícil pra mim ya know
HAHAHAHA
"That is the wife for me," he thought; "but she is too grand, and lives in a castle, while I have only a box to live in, five-and-twenty of us altogether, that is no place for her. Still I must try and make her acquaintance." Then he laid himself at full length on the table behind a snuff-box that stood upon it, so that he could peep at the little delicate lady, who continued to stand on one leg without losing her balance.
Berg is a god
another story which is super sad
Macaco você é de SP?
It was so terribly cold. Snow was falling, and it was almost dark. Evening came on, the last evening of the year. In the cold and gloom a poor little girl, bareheaded and barefoot, was walking through the streets. Of course when she had left her house she'd had slippers on, but what good had they been? They were very big slippers, way too big for her, for they belonged to her mother. The little girl had lost them running across the road, where two carriages had rattled by terribly fast. One slipper she'd not been able to find again, and a boy had run off with the other, saying he could use it very well as a cradle some day when he had children of his own. And so the little girl walked on her naked feet, which were quite red and blue with the cold. In an old apron she carried several packages of matches, and she held a box of them in her hand. No one had bought any from her all day long, and no one had given her a cent.
Shivering with cold and hunger, she crept along, a picture of misery, poor little girl! The snowflakes fell on her long fair hair, which hung in pretty curls over her neck. In all the windows lights were shining, and there was a wonderful smell of roast goose, for it was New Year's eve. Yes, she thought of that!
aliás que nickname hein
Maranhão
GUYS BE SILENT LISTEN!
@hot cloak we got night reading circle here
Sorry 
Callums voice
Eu era o unico brasileiro daqui ai brotou varios o-o
Kkkk que coisa
we're not speaking german
@valid ice In a corner formed by two houses, one of which projected farther out into the street than the other, she sat down and drew up her little feet under her. She was getting colder and colder, but did not dare to go home, for she had sold no matches, nor earned a single cent, and her father would surely beat her. Besides, it was cold at home, for they had nothing over them but a roof through which the wind whistled even though the biggest cracks had been stuffed with straw and rags.
Her hands were almost dead with cold. Oh, how much one little match might warm her! If she could only take one from the box and rub it against the wall and warm her hands. She drew one out. R-r-ratch! How it sputtered and burned! It made a warm, bright flame, like a little candle, as she held her hands over it; but it gave a strange light! It really seemed to the little girl as if she were sitting before a great iron stove with shining brass knobs and a brass cover. How wonderfully the fire burned! How comfortable it was! The youngster stretched out her feet to warm them too; then the little flame went out, the stove vanished, and she had only the remains of the burnt match in her hand.
READ THE STORY FOR FACKS SAKE
YOU LITTLE CUNT BASTARD
I lost the pace
... was that over the line?
.... berg quiet! don't ruin dis
She struck another match against the wall. It burned brightly, and when the light fell upon the wall it became transparent like a thin veil, and she could see through it into a room. On the table a snow-white cloth was spread, and on it stood a shining dinner service. The roast goose steamed gloriously, stuffed with apples and prunes. And what was still better, the goose jumped down from the dish and waddled along the floor with a knife and fork in its breast, right over to the little girl. Then the match went out, and she could see only the thick, cold wall. She lighted another match. Then she was sitting under the most beautiful Christmas tree. It was much larger and much more beautiful than the one she had seen last Christmas through the glass door at the rich merchant's home. Thousands of candles burned on the green branches, and colored pictures like those in the printshops looked down at her. The little girl reached both her hands toward them. Then the match went out. But the Christmas lights mounted higher. She saw them now as bright stars in the sky. One of them fell down, forming a long line of fire.
"Now someone is dying," thought the little girl, for her old grandmother, the only person who had loved her, and who was now dead, had told her that when a star fell down a soul went up to God.
how is this short?
I agree
Just reading this conversation is way to funny😂
Should I just spoil the story
Hai muri
ooo
hi
callum back at it again with the deutsch
.... I just wanted callums voice
callum
hi muri 😛
... OH YES!
No he has to say it in a sentence lol
=v
No... not many seems in favour of it
i'll get my mic
Yes join Berg
my headset
Let me creep on your conversation
@tribal warren Here
I'll silently creep from here....
I do join often.... comeon!
Tried to make callum learn me scottish once....
didn't go well
@storm bloom Let us play a game! Let me show you how to ruin a game!
i don't buy games
So no
Im hella cheep guys
I heard OW was pretty bad actually compared to what people expected also
Guys, my internet's been acting up lately
And seems repetitive, I mostly play games alone lol
I'll have to leave :(
Give a call to your internet provider!
Yeah, I probably should
Mostly I play mobas anyways, never play shooters unless it is paladins or like Planetside 2
I won't buy it hehe, told ya Cheep a f
Pay for what callum?
to pay through the nose = to pay for something that's really expensive
well paying for heroes is okay I think, fair they got to earn you know XD
Dota is impossible
paying for heroes is okay, but a one-off for an entire game isn't? 😛
Then go Smite!
Pay once get all gods and future gods for free
And it is a shooter + moba combined
Smite is bad
It is my favourite game
aww... it is good T_T
But smite is also very like "team-fun based"
so get ow 😄
NEVAHHH
yhe Smite seems very niché
just niche :p
.. niche.... sowee
nah you're not
heheh
Maybe later
There i a fucking bat in our house....
I live in tempered climate... WTF
@hidden junco wether it is good or not is probably dependant of individual right?
was that a joke?
ohh
lol
Nvm
Im not going to cry bout my healthcare lel
all is free
Waiting lists can also be long heer
But still no difference just cuz yourich
Yhe... one of the best systems in the wold
No all is good here lel
Denmark got pretty high level uni here too
Some of the best in the world
yhe over 70.5% is fluent in english here
So...
holy shit
In Denmark you can make the Master of Disaster
What you mean Muri?
U can study and when u graduate u get the Master of Disaster like the Master of Arts or Science.
what rank are you looking at
The Times Higher Education World University Rankings 2016-2017 list the 980 top universities in the world, making it our biggest international league table to date. It is the only global university performance table to judge world class universities across all of their core missions – teaching, research, knowledge transfer and international outlook.
oh
I know that rank
The ones I want in brazil are 1# and 2# in south america
let's see world
But I'd never go for the best one in denmark... I hate KBH the city where it is
this website sucks wtf
I dunno.. just the first website I found... aks google don't ask me
On your site we are 73
idk if that's legit
it is about the factors you compare it on
@tribal warren We had a echange student from shangai... damn he couldn't survive our "loose way of learning" he got totally destroyed by the self-discipline
LOL
OH NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT
I know why my school has so much chinese ppl and japanese ppl
We have tests every day
YOu do... OMFG
yes
That sounds like helll
That name XD
Muri btw all people are in chat if you wanna be a part of the discussion
we should go to #voice-chat
... Im tiring!! SHATTAP WHITE BOI! IM SWAG AND COOL... and ... and stuff
I drank 2 cups of tea today! Im WIIIILD
coffee >>>>>>>>
I know callum! you white people will never be as wiiild!!!
Coffee are for the weak people who cannot stay alive without something to sustain their WEAK SOUL
yeah, I'm weak
@hot cloak I will join, when I found my headset XD
I need coffee
@upper ermine No worries... I don't speak in the chat... haha
@charred fable Never drank cofee in my life, waiting till i have to write a masters or anythng big, so it works EXTREMELY HaRD
Just do sports and coffee will be unnecessary
yes it is
irn bru?
@valid ice what is irn bru?
I didn't start drinking coffee until I started working, after college
now it's a necessity
no DabPurger, sports don't replace coffee in any way
@charred fable you are grown up then, no worries... excercise easily covers my energy usage... it'll probably come with time
.... I think I become more awake with sports
@valid ice HOW YOU KNOW OF FØTEX OR BILKA?
that's how
No
Does it even taste good?
I'd love to try it
hm.. probably how we got http://www.fremvand.dk/
Ich habe mit Harry potter under Der Stein Der Weise angefangt
Speaking of books... haven't read in mine for such a long time
always ending playing computer instead
yea I do that
Das ist interesant. Ich habe ein Buch ähnlich dem
I gotta read some dumb school books for now tho
@tribal warren no holiday?
one sec
ist das gut?
ich weiß nicht 😆
LUL
Ich habe ein paar Geschisten gelesen. Aber Ich brauche mehr Deutsch zu lernen.
hab Baguette gesehen °-°
idk what that means
fancy?
it's common in Brazil
everyone's super busy so we don't have time to clean
so we pay her to clean it once a week
in the whole of Europe that's really rare
^ i can only speak for scotland though 😦
I'll still be in the EU by the end of the decade so i'll speak for the EU
😢
too soon?
it's always too soon
sorry
i am going to steal jobs in the EU if scotland doesn't remain
hahahah yes
Donøt wanna live in Scotland Call`
Of course, I love Scotland more than anything
Callum why are you muted
but I don't see anything close to a decent lifestyle in the UK
because I'm typing a lot, and my mic is right next to my keyboard 😛
I see
I suppose we could steal the Faroe Islands Nemoses... 🤔
Shetland 2.0
NO YOU WON't!
Why is it even called faroe islan... it is færøerne...
It apparently comes form fåre-ørene which would be the Sheep-islands not faroe-islands
Also, allegedly it was Scots that were living there before >>Norse pirates<< came and stole it
Go eat a d*** you just jelly!
WE GOT THE ISLAND OF THE FAROESSS! THE POWER IS OUR TO USEEE
What?
I wont say notin
No mic connected
Maybe later
Like in 20 min
heard MURI!! O_o
loud people around so i'm muted for now
ohh
plot twist Muri is from Murica
MURICA!!
yes got doggo and a cate 😄
.... why are people so doggo hatin here
Both creatures are wonderful
Was that mommy 😄

You should love yo mommy
what?
Berg sounds like a dane
why
Im in game... damnit
You sound danish in your dialect
dialect?
wait in a smite game, ill write in a sec
accent?
Yes 😄
I dunno who that is?
as someone said earlier
you're old
jk
he's a professional league player
he's danish
and you don't know him
shame on you
@hot cloak https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bjergsen
Søren Bjerg (born February 21, 1996), known by his in-game name Bjergsen, is a Danish League of Legends player who is the Mid Laner for Team SoloMid, of the North American League of Legends Championship Series (NA LCS).
.... sorry..... back to 47 again T_T
Glasgow accent ftw
Have you heard Doric before Macaco?
No haha
Hilarious Flying Pigs sketch about an Aberdeen mannie phoning an English call centre
not necessarily
Jk hahhaha
Long story
huh
Would you rather I say green 🤔
I really liked Breaking Bad
France is so HOT..
so I liked the name Heisenberg
and just got Berg out of it
sometime later learned that it's Mountain in German
Don't worry, you can call me macaco :v