#general-2
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tatties... hehe
We also have neeps, but I don't actually know what it is in English
not that far from... erhmm... T*tties hehehe
I've always called them neeps
oh yea chrono, portuguese also has different punctuations, we don't have that "ñ" bullshit
Neeps... omg stahp 😂
and the upsidedown ?
We got ÅØÆ
And in tamil (indian language) we got 247 different letters
What are neeps? Often asked by newbie guests at a Burns Supper. Usually
they’re chappit. (the neeps, I mean, not the guests). Answer: the yellow
mushy stuff.
Æ LMAO is the new AYY LMAO
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scottish....
man i love the scottish accent
Scotland 👍🏼
yes! his accent is ❤
Being Scottish is one of my few redeeming qualities
I'd steal his voice if I could
haha, seen that before
ya fuckin phone in my fucking faceee
do you speak like that?
OMGAWD
if you do, it's brilliant
YA FUKEN WANKSTAIN
I can, but don't so that people online can understand me ;p
man this is my favorite accent
one that's is really funny but it's really bad
is the indian
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Im indian... haha
I can do the indian accent
Like I mostly prank people with fake techservice
i'm not indian but I think I can
@vocal zephyr wht ethnicity!
punjabi
Oh! PUNJABIES ARE SOO COOOOLL
I love the fake techservice prank on people
https://youtu.be/M_9FHihGD2Y another scottish video
Lol was watching that one as you linked it Callum
Maybe callum is not that bad Berg? can we accept em?
kek, I understand it all 😛
OMGAWD
brazilians suck at english tho, I cant' make fun of it
OMGAWD
AHHAHAHA
This is how I expects scottish people are in reall ife
MOOVE YOU FATCH DJICK
speaking about pronunciation and stuff
I've never mastered the th in english
I think it was the one thing that I just forgot to teach myself and I still suck at pronouncing it
Gimme an example?
I just tend to pronounce th and f exactly the same way
You have to hear callums accent before you say anything
my thought sounds like fought
You would want em to read a book for you... which I made him do HAH
^
lol
That did happen 😦
thanks callum! did i ever say that
yhe they do have scottish or something like that
Yeah, Scots and Gaelic
I see
Scots is related to English, Gaelic isn’t.
Hey @shy bobcat
Ey iced tea! btw I love ICED TEA!! OMGAWD
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Coffee Masterrace
You should make callum read the one story with the cat!
tbh I drink coffee and tea
OMGAWD! arizona iced tea must be the Great uniter!
or she
did you assume my gender
i'll dab to that chrono
w0t
I’m a he 😉
he 😉 ?
very old
callum I'm very conflicted towards you
i'm a he
I'm a food!
I suppose "he 😉"must be one of the 72 🤔
I sexually identify myself as an attack helicopter
you’re supposed to be like sol and ignore the emojis
the only emoji I like using is 🤔
I've seen @shy bobcat using Kappa tho
which I respect
that was genius Berg
I use a lotttt of 
i wanna identify as cake then
sexually identify would imply that you are attracted to it 🤔
Hold on lemme switch to phone, so i can sit in bed and read all these freaky comments
Got work tomorow T_T
Whatever you want to stick it in I suppose
Like walways
I sexually identify myself
.... What if you donøt like to stick it in... what if you want to stick it out!
donøt
Kappa is a really good emote
Don't
twitch emotes are great
I mistyped
ach du meme
donøt
hvad
I have a slightly annoying headache but this convo is going great
so I don't want to leave the computer
hm, I'm really tempted to buy the Ornata Chroma from Razer
it's worth the pain
@tribal warren it Is 0:46
I should sleep but dis conversation is liffeee
@valid ice what is those words?
or rather 19:46 cause f the american system
0:46 isn't late tho
do you have school tomorrow?
I bought a mechanical from China
aliexpress/gearbest
I'm getting addicted to buying from China
It's "mecha-membrane"
it's cheap
Seems not do ghetto 🙀
Mine is loud a f
hm 🤔
Samsung here
I got mugged like 3 months ago
i use an iphone
so I had to buy a phone from China cause I didn't have much money
@tribal warren no people here to get mugged by lol
brazil, boi
i was dumb tho, walking with just a friend somewhere with no people
anyways
got a phone for like 200$, and it's good
150 if im not mistaken
Damn
criminality FeelsBadMan
yea i've heard no people get mugged in denmark/sweden/etc
scandinavian countries
I would imagine some people do - humans are humans
I live in a really big city tho, it happens more often here
in places that are more calm, it doesn't happen that often
I'm the black one here in Denmark.. I should've mugged people lol
lul
Obviously joking.... no racism in dis server
i'm white af
same
I'm blacker than your average teenage soul
yes it is
but it's the wrong use of it :p
I'm pretty sure my descendants also were black a f
descendancy
descendants are those that come after you
No way escaping my blackness
your children, grand-children, etc.
ooh
anyway my grandpa is german
predecessors?
predecessors sounds correct
Ey a snek
Depending on how long ago it was, I'd use ancestors
hallola
But I'm almost all Scottish, then some ancestors moved out of scotland
I mean it's normal to be white in europe right?
my great great grandfather was a garden hose
In the rural areas, maybe
Yes... eurbody is white here
western europe
But in cities it's a lot more diverse
but the financial differences are big here
most poor people are black
and most black people are poor
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think.. I'm black.. danmn
I think that is normal all over the world
idk man, I'm like paper-white to my school friends
they're mostly asian anyway
my school has some asian thing going on that I can't really understand
Asian - one point for India (queue bollywood music)
only one indian that I know tho
I apparently look "like an Asian Mexican"
it's like 1% indian, 5% korean, 40% japanese, 54% chinese
paper white pls
i'm whiter than you
Damn callum sun never wants to look at you apparently
I mean I could complain, and say that it's an orange light :p
Skinny schlangi 😦
Nice watch!!
we don't get much sun in Scotland, and when we do get sun I'm inside playing games
Lemme steal!
It's funny
we get alot of sun
People see me and say I don't get much sun
but I stay inside
thanks, got it as a gift a couple days ago, it's Swiss =]
Oh wait I can't do that 😅
hiiiisss
so I go and get sun
2 weeks later
I'm already white as fuck again
b i o l o g y bois
I try to tell my self don't steal but it is hard 😢
Chrono
you cant chrono
smh
no one steals in dänskland
I can get blacker.... believe it or not
Please
how do you say denmark in danish
I go from burned to CHARCOAL
@tribal warren Danmark
Banmark
my best friend used to be black
he probably still is
haha
DÄNNERLAND
Dönerland!
@lost dagger he used to.. then you made him ake a bath and he got white 😂
Yes... sorry

It Is Danmark to whoever asked before
I did
We say Danmark
Dänskland >>
Oh 😂
What time is it for you guys?
16:05
I did that haha berg 😂
time to get a watch
20:05
Genius comment
MURICAN SNEK
Well I should go to sleep
good sleep
sleep well ^^
good sleep
Nice meeting you berg! Cya tomorrow and f' you callum
i travel the world
up yours old man
morning
moin
moining
morning
me'
hey dac
hii
Uhm
uh
y'all here for the buttstuff?
Yea!
yseesss
sure
more anal
wait what
butt stuff
who wants butstuff
I was told I had a good butt
🍑
...
THICC
2thicc
berzi how thicc are you
death by snu snu??
why is this a discussion
4 thicc
berzi
This is just wtf
😮
LOL
OH YES!
dafuq
haha nemo
ITS NSFW NOW!
i prefer to live while chokin gon dick thanks
🍑 👈🏻
general2 became NSFW
NOW WE CAN GO LEWD
berzi, is your butt a good butt pillow
lololololol
ODEAR
trolololol
👉 👌
BERZI DO PEOPLE ACTUAL REAL LIVE KISS YOUR BO O T
BERZI MAKING AN AMA
this is one NSFW I'll join at work
AND NOT ANSWERING ANYTHING
as long as no pics
me
ok here i am
tits and I'll GTFO
hi berzi
lol
ask in an orderly fashion pls
for science
How does one rate his or hers thiccness?
I am rather thicc for a slim and small person. At least according to mr berzi
who has the nicer ass, you or mr berzi?
yESSS
and
ask the three sizes
Uhm
wew
you don't chrono
d'oh
does your butt make for a good butt pillow
you go to church and hope for redemption
you already asked that first one luna
Someone has to squeeze your butt
butt pillows are best pillows tbh
do people worship the ass
and it's a great pillow
DID YOU ANSWER
O
Maybe we have to do physical examination of thiccness?
My butt it squeezed and smacked alot
i answered that my arse is obviously nicer
Becaus
dac is the thic
it hurt mi back a bit
men
Thiccness is measured by how many hands it takes to fully contain the thickness
rip mom
rip me indeed
true luna
lady ass is usually preferable
but men have a good ass too
sure
ok so both my hands are not enough to cointain the girth of my thigh
nickiminajthiccaf
i guess that counts as thicc
men butts don't have the superior SHAPE
ODAMNHETHICC
well
I'm out, dis is too much for my Indian conservative soul
sometimes
mine has the shape, i would say
yes but goddamn i'd ignore celiac for those GLUTES
thi c cc
can i anmelden myself
you can try to obtain permission to examine mine
yes
I'm told i have a bubble butt. That doesn't necessarily mean it's good, jsut that it's big. ;_;
butt pillow session lel
from build-a-berzi?
aww
i like pillows
that's rly cute i
:(
I got a flat ass
need to do more squats
Just sitt on your butt all the time
Bless me, Nicki Minaj
shit
Like me
gas pedal
should i get another appointment
gas pedal
gas pedal
for what
Oh yea
🤔
don't ever reduce theass
also sit on a persons lap
I do that
weird
hahaha
no shut up
That just means your butt is too bony :^]
lap pillows > sitting on laps
lol
ODAMNMSHETHICC
is the ama finished already?
why are you a weeb?
when
ask me anything
was the first time
...
what
uhmm
Im not pure
why should i
Im pretty lewd
not sure; after he officially confessed, perhaps
oh cute
i have no personal space lul
i mean
o lmao'
my careful investigation
into when the limit is reached for berzi
has given me the answeer of
probably never
lemniscate
ok, the channel is no longer NSFW
is that a real word
yes
best behavior
it's the infinity symbol
berzi how old were you when you met mr berzi?
ehmmm
GOING FOR THE SAFE QUESTIONS
bout 6 years younger than now
:3
awww
So, 70.
🌶
i have to be careful
well MAKE it nsfw
🤔
depends. I'd say it's rather vanilla but mostly it's because we don't ahve access to things we'd like
due to being unemployed and thus unmoneyd
lol I already told him numerous times that I'd want a whole room just for that kind of stuff
lol
never gonna have the place and money for it, but a weeb can dream
nice
i mean, from a certain point on you could rent the room to others
do you want to clean that?
from a certain point on you could hire someone to clean that
uhm
he does the cleaning, I don't care
oh
lol
and that's a good idea nemo
lol
nemo just wants a place
wait what
makes berzi
i was gonna say
genius
the things berzi buys are probably gonna be too small for me anyway
wew
😮
damn nemo
🌶
i think another
🍿
hi guysssss
seskaasaasfaetata
hi 👋
biste dabei seska
lol you speak of penis and seska shows up
faetatatata?
what a coincidence
covfefe?
i mean
wow
Seska, you missed your chance 😦
PENIS
sorry
PENIS
S E S K A
i didnt
yeah, the chance for that
the channel was NSFW for a few minutes
Pervert talks about my favorite thing.
shut mom
o
mom, you write like that all the time too
i never said i wasn't daniel
everyone is daniel
ah ok then
yes
daniel 76
i'm not
im a nerd
danielfizierung
yes
do it
nah, thanks
yep
i'm not into voyeurism rn get a room
i'm bi, i don't care
that's one kink i will not
Was zum Fick ist hier los?
SFW, again please
ok berzi can
keine ahnung Erik
lol luna how did you not know
lel
i splatter my sexuality all over the place
yeah
mhh
Loide steckt mal eure Fleischtaschen und Würstchen wech
Bisexual Pride🏳️🌈
wait
yas
🏳️🌈
:PRIDELOVE:
cry
.-.
fail
:3
not gay enough
it's special to berziezieieiz
here have mine 
i do gays
and a kiss?
k-kiss?!

yesyesyse
thats not gay enough
only hugs and cuddles pls
o ok
2cute
next what? You're gonna handhold him?
and touching
yes i will
💓 💓 💓 💓 💓 💓 💓
💓 💓 💓 💓 💓 💓 💓
💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜
💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙
💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙
no k-kissing!
i tried
he deserves mama love
t-touch me pls senpai ~
i am mom not senpal
look at all that herzffort, nemo ♥
you are all my senpai
i giv sternchen for effort
thanks ❤
yaythank
i made a pun in german, guys
im too dumb for that
you
setroleLevel C
it crosses languages and brings us all a bit closer
denglish is even besser
i only hug cute people
i just want hugs rn
please be cute
WELL FUCK OFF THEN I'M UGLY AF
am cute
i am a cuteministrator
erik join hug circle
Pls contain yourselves
no
guys i'm out of snacks what do it do
eat your feelings
make some more
low in calorie
make a sign with "will hug for sweets"
hugs :3
Vaginastuffings and Cocksleeves are okay, but huggibg takes it to far
i still got half of an avocado that wasn't really ripe :/
pls gay me
will gay 4 seska
to help seska move on through life
you can
🤔
all gay 4 sesk
i am cute and hungry please gib food 😮 ⬅
seskay
k
how do i gay for seska though 🤔
just do it with your gaypowers 🏳️🌈
i'm gaying for seska hella hard
#samelove
is it working
:SEND GAYS:
✂ is how you do it
it is
:GAY IT IN:
ohhhhh
berzi no
im getting gayed
👌 👌
this isn't even my final form
🏳️🌈 💦
🎵 gay all over the world 🎵
🎶
riot
yes
🎼
coming now
idk
coming in 2018
Seska, write something
penis
hah
ghaha
SESKA
you are reallz gaz now
potato
good job
lol
i have to write pussy to be a real gay
running away
or boobies
BOOBIES
i ship myself with luna
ok
💦
🍿
oh shi
i think we need to introduce a few more censoring **** now
that's next level, seska
do it
Soska
SoS
Rihanna will help us
fusion complete
soxska
Lunska
fusion is just a tactic to make weak gems stronger
fusion is just a tactic to assimilate weak demons
Soleska
that's a sad anime
sola?
yeah
does it stand for smth?
and also an italian word meaning at least three things
a german youtuber
might be taken from one of such italian words
Sola = alone in spanish 😂
^
me
also in italian. That's one of the thre
Ich bin hässlich und ich bin stolz drauf
only works for females though
yeah same in spanish
I just realized that gayness in the morning is the best way to start the day
DO IT
because spanish is just a copy of italian :p
Italian and Spanish are siblings
it really is
it's a bad copy of it
gay the day away
Hey!, that's not fair with Spanish
well it's their fault for being similar to a better language
gayness in the morning like:
https://giphy.com/gifs/i-monty-python-life-of-brian-Jlx37YFVRjf3O
revealing just enough
omg
maybe a little too much
well
nemo lol
that's not SFW
it's from Life of Brian
i mean if this channel gets a bad reputation
sure it is
and I'm at work
he has a fine vline
it's because of nemo
confirmed
😱

