#general-2

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pine ginkgo
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there are some versicherung that covers the family too

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even if they don't live together

pallid kelp
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so anyway regardless of the kind of versicherung (though I'd like to focus on the kranken- first), my main problem is knowing how to choose one

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we don't want to pay much or at all for now since we've still to find a job

pine ginkgo
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look at the first link nully posted

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and choose one that seems cheap

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or that has offices close to you

pallid kelp
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how smart is it to look for one in person rather than on the internet? 🤔

pine ginkgo
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or ask the other NRWranians here

pallid kelp
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oh i always hope they come out of the woodwork to help

hot cloak
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I'd do some research first before visiting an insurance firm

pallid kelp
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problem is they don't give much information at all unless you splatter your personal data all over them first

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and this apparently doesn't seem odd to anyone

hot cloak
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Can you give an example of an insurance company that does that?

pallid kelp
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can't remember the names but all those i happened about on the internet have a form to ask for information

hot cloak
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Thats probably because they're going to send you their stuff "per Post"

pine ginkgo
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lol i just noticed

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my krankenkasse is paying for alternative "medicine" lul

hot cloak
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Die Aufnahme von Ausländern in eine gesetzliche Krankenkasse ist fast immer vorgeschrieben, wenn Ausländer in Deutschland fest angestellt sind.

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Do you have a job?

pallid kelp
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not yet

hot cloak
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thats going to be a problem then

pallid kelp
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i've heard it's easier to find a job if i'm already insured

hot cloak
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Wer als EU-Ausländer keine Arbeit in Deutschland hat, kann sich aber nur bei einer gesetzlichen Krankenkasse anmelden, wenn er bereits früher Mitglied in einem System der gesetzlichen Krankenversicherung war. Ansonsten brauchen EU-Ausländer eine private Krankenversicherung.

pine ginkgo
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uhuh.

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i didn't actually know that.

hot cloak
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No job, no insurance by the government. You have to find a private one

pallid kelp
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and please don't tell me it's another of those circlejerks where i need a job for an insurance and an insurance for a job

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yeah that much i had guessed already

hot cloak
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Employees usually ask for an insurance before accepting any applications from you

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You can get a private one, it's going to be more expensive though

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dude berzi don't screw with other kinds of versicherung till you get kranken-

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you will have to get private until you are part or full time employed

pallid kelp
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yeah i was going to focus on that one

hot cloak
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the rates on buying into public out of pocket i think are astronomical

pallid kelp
hot cloak
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those all look private

pallid kelp
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if not, where do i find a neat comparison of private ones? Disclaimer: I'm also looking for it by myself, I'm not just using you guys xD

lunar urchin
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you should really get a job and into public healthcare system

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these are all public ones btw...

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on that webpage

pallid kelp
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isn't it harder to get a job without insurance though? And what if i become unemployed afterwards? 🤔

hot cloak
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are they? i've never heard of any of em

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weird

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well

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ok so

pine ginkgo
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there are a lot of public ones

twilit garden
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yes, they are just not the known ones

hot cloak
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if you're part or full time employed you get insurance through work

pine ginkgo
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i only know of the krankenkassen i was in lul

hot cloak
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you pay into it as well as your employer

pallid kelp
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oddly enough i've already heard of hkk

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or hhk whatever it was

hot cloak
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if you hold this job for 1 year, and then lose your job through no fault of your own, you qualify for arbeitslosengeld I

pine ginkgo
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i have no clue how to search for private kassen lel

hot cloak
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which means the govt will pay you 60% of your income and pay for your insurance

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(pretty sweet)

lunar urchin
hot cloak
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i used some company called care concept for private insurance

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was cheap, worked

lunar urchin
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that's for travellers from what I see so far...

hot cloak
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worked for me while living here

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angemeldet etc

lunar urchin
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max 5yrs in D

pallid kelp
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thanks for the links

pine ginkgo
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Wer kann sich versichern: Die Auslandskrankenversicherung Care Expatriate ist zugeschnitten auf die Bedürfnisse von Privatreisenden, Geschäftsreisenden sowie beruflich Entsendeten und Auswanderern weltweit.

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seems like it would work

pallid kelp
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but so you think i'll be fine looking for a job without having an insurance prior?

lunar urchin
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yes

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absolutely

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no circlejerk... except you would become seriously ill without insurance

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but even then there's shortcuts

pallid kelp
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i see

pine ginkgo
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it becomes a problem when you get sick

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anyway

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which can always happen

pallid kelp
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but here's another problem

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isn't it literally illegal not to have insurance?

lunar urchin
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did you have insurance where you come from?

honest torrent
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you cant not have insurance, its impossible

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as a native you have insurance anyway and as a visitor you wont get a visa without insurance

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and if you work here you need insurance too for the visa

lunar urchin
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as an Italian you don't need a visa

honest torrent
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not for 3 months

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after you do

lavish saddle
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We don't know that about germany for sure...but Ik for my student visa I had to have insurance

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x_x

honest torrent
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im saying for longer stays, holidays are different ofc

lunar urchin
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what insurance was that you had?

honest torrent
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she has the official state insurance from the krankenkassa

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same as any native

lavish saddle
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I had private once upon a time

honest torrent
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with the E-Card

lavish saddle
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to get my visa as an aupair

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it was only for a month tho

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then I switched to the GKK

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❤ the insurance is even cheaper now than when I had to pay insurance for my aupair

hot cloak
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lol thinking italians need visas

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yeah berzi that's mostly irrelevant to you

pallid kelp
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i don't have an insurance, no

hot cloak
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i know people here with no insurance

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it becomes an issue if someone takes notice

pallid kelp
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so what about that thing of needing one after x time here

hot cloak
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if you get a job they will ask you to enroll in a public or private insurance (i.e. who do we pay for you)

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it's technically illegal to not have health insurance

pallid kelp
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and you said i have to work for a year to get public insurance?

hot cloak
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no

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to qualify for unemployment

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if you get shit canned

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you get insurance immediately

pallid kelp
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oh :p

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ok so what was the requirement for getting public insurance again?

hot cloak
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what most people do i guess is have a part or full time job

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not an "aushilfe" job and not independent contracting/selbstständig

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then it gets hairy

lavish saddle
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Oh wow, italians don't need visas to stay longer than 3 months?

hot cloak
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they're italian

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why would they

lavish saddle
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and?

pallid kelp
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uh, eu citizens

lavish saddle
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o.O

hot cloak
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they're EU lol 😂

lavish saddle
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You can't just move permanently somewhere

hot cloak
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yes

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freedom of movement

pallid kelp
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yes you can if you're a eu citizen lul

lavish saddle
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Well, that's cool

hot cloak
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EU citizens can move live and work anywhere in the EU block

lavish saddle
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Sucks to be from America then

hot cloak
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and switzerland and norway too afaik

pallid kelp
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and move capitals

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and goods

hot cloak
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that's why i'm excited to have an eu passport now

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heh

pallid kelp
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EU STRONK

hot cloak
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it gives me many freedumbs

pallid kelp
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i hadn't realise that you're now officially an eu sister, riotto

lavish saddle
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Then how does it play out with my brother in laws boyfriend o.e he's technically not EU

pallid kelp
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i should cut the anti-cheeseburger banter to honour this

hot cloak
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yes he is

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he's U.K.

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that's EU for now

lavish saddle
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Yes, but dischargin from the EU soon

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unless they revoke it

hot cloak
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that will be in over 2 years from now

pallid kelp
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until it's done, it's still eu

lavish saddle
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Hmm, interesting

pallid kelp
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after that, it will depend on what the exact clauses for exiting the eu will be

hot cloak
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you live in the EU and didn't know that EU citizens have freedom of movement? heh

pallid kelp
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yeah that sounds kekky

rustic aurora
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I wish im in EU

lavish saddle
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I knew they could move around freely

lunar urchin
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i'm also constantly looking for any sign what will happen to British expats in Switzerland, as one of our friends will be directly affected...

lavish saddle
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But not for more than 3 months

honest torrent
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as austrian you can not stay in italy longer than 3 months without visa

hot cloak
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yeah they have to settle what happens not just to UK citizens in the EU but also EU citizens in UK etc

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that can't be accurate

lunar urchin
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they gotta register after 3 months @lavish saddle

pallid kelp
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Gott I don't think that's true

lunar urchin
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that's all

hot cloak
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that would violate all kinds of EU law

lunar urchin
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it's not a visa

lavish saddle
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Man, sucks to be from the US then

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x.x

lunar urchin
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you only need to register with the local community where you live

hot cloak
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lol going to the office and proving your address is a few orders of magnitude different from getting a visa

lunar urchin
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but you're free to do so in every country of the EU

lavish saddle
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well, that's dope

hot cloak
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and even at that you don't need a passport to go

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just your country ID

pallid kelp
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EXCEPT IN FUCKING GERMANY

hot cloak
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lol

pallid kelp
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where you apparently can't open a fucking bank account without a passport

lavish saddle
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r.i.p

hot cloak
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that's because terrorism laws or something

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also geldwäscherei

pallid kelp
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dear Germany,

that's not my EU.

Regards,

me. #NotMyEU

hot cloak
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true

pallid kelp
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why would an id not suffice

lunar urchin
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it's the banks that want the passport and don't accept a different state issued photo id

pallid kelp
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why does a french id suffice for french citizens but an italian id is not good enough for italian citizens?

lunar urchin
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the (EU) regulation does not state "Passport" but identification

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so it's a shitty bank tbh

hot cloak
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is a french ID enough to open a bank account in DE?

lunar urchin
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it sure should be

hot cloak
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i honestly dunno cause my passport has been my ID til yesterday

pallid kelp
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yeah i had found a table showing what id was ok depending ont eh country

hot cloak
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wtf bank

lunar urchin
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i guess it's because the german bank wants to know your registered address as well

hot cloak
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maybe your country IDs are easier to fake?

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than french

lunar urchin
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and the italian does not provide that

pallid kelp
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for most eu countries a national id was enough. For italy you either need a passport or one of the new id cards WHICH HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ISSUED YET

lunar urchin
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does the french?

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oh I see

hot cloak
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i'm guessing it's an issue with security or info on your current card then

lunar urchin
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so it was because of fakes

hot cloak
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yep

pallid kelp
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whatever the case, because of this bullshit I will have to pay and wait for a passport before being able to get a german account

hot cloak
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ouch 😦

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are italian passports a lot?

pallid kelp
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110€

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i don't know if that's a lot or not compared to others but it's money i wouldn't have needed to pay if things were as smooth as they should be

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but anyway back to the insurance thing for a moment.

  • What were the requirements for a public insurance? I don't think it's been answered when I asked, or I'm jsut a moron and overlooked it
  • Should I just get an insurance (like an expat one or something) for a limited time until i qualify for a better (I guess public) one?
hot cloak
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that's quite a bit, that sucks

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it's fairly expensive to buy into public from what i recall

pallid kelp
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how much is a good price for a private one?

lunar urchin
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this other stuff offered a private insurance for "starting from 58€"

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but realisticly to get the same coverage as with a public insurance company you'd pay more like 180

pallid kelp
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ouch

lunar urchin
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which is more than 145-150 for the public

pallid kelp
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so 58 is a very good price but i have to check if there's any major catch, is what you're saying?

hot cloak
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and keep in mind mr berzi needs it too

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and since you're not married you get to pay twice

lunar urchin
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so it covers the very basics

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you pay 150 per year yourself

hot cloak
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thats doable

pallid kelp
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hm!

hot cloak
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how to germany is handy as hell

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also toytown sometimes

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just dont get lost in it because the userbase s u c k s

pallid kelp
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oh i don't usually stick around communities for things like these

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so going by what was written in that thing, expat things are not advisable because they might not be recognised

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which sucks balls

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will i seriously have to pay upwards of hundreds of euros per months before even having a job?

hot cloak
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recognized?

pallid kelp
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wait i'll look for the part where it mentions the problem

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If you are considering purchasing an expatriate health insurance as a substitute for the government scheme, this could be quite stressful because most of the foreign insurance companies are not registered with the “BaFin” to do business in Germany. Even those that are, find their health insurance plans do not meet the standards set in the new reforms.

lunar urchin
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the insurance is a german insurance

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it's just called sth with "expat" in the name

pallid kelp
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there's also a part about visas but it's not relevant to me

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you mean the one you linked before?

lunar urchin
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HanseMerkur Versicherungen is a real and established company

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yes, that one

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anyway, it would be ~145€ per month for the regular GKV

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148 at TK (Techniker Krankenkasse)

lunar urchin
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yip, that covers the mandatory basics so far

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like, the ones applicable for Germany

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so it's def "recognized"

pallid kelp
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good

hot cloak
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yeah it was recognized

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i was worried about this

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but they complied with the govt regulations/laws? about minimum coverage etc

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atleast y'all have passports

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i just have a usa one

pallid kelp
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apparently so, riot

hot cloak
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atleast I don't need a visa in sweden when I go next year. idk about germany

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Or hopefully

pallid kelp
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if you have swede citizenship it should be fine. Sweden is in the eu

hot cloak
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you get 90 days on, 90 days off in a 6 month period anna

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without a visa

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but you cant work or study during that time

pallid kelp
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i need some help with the bottom of that page, if I can still bother you for a moment

  • In that premium list table at the bottom, why do the comfort and premium plan have more than one column? I Can't figure out what they mean
  • What's NAFTA?
hot cloak
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NAFTA is the north american free trade agreement

frank dove
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the north americ--

hot cloak
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as far as i know...

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lol

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🔥

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i... dunno why theres more than one column

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weird

pallid kelp
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So I don't give a damn about that I suppose. About the additional columns, maybe @lunar urchin knows?

lunar urchin
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see first line: that's the annual amount you pay yourself

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Excess per year (in EUR)

pallid kelp
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What is excess exactly? How does it work?

lunar urchin
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you are privately insured which means you get every bill and send it to the insurance (for them to cover the cost).
for the first <insert amount here> of the year they will note the amount but tell you to pay it

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after that they will pay what is covered under the contract

pallid kelp
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so for example with the base thing (excess: 150) whatever happens I pay the first 150€ and after that it's covered base on the policies?

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and for example with comfort i can choose to have a higher excess to pay a lower premium, correct?

lunar urchin
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yes, that's the idea

pallid kelp
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i see, thanks

pallid kelp
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where does one dispose of old brooms? It sounds a bit too bulky for the black Tonne 🤔

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also what about printer cartridges

hot cloak
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broom ... can you break it down at all?

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Grüne Tonne for brooms

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Provided you can break it down

sturdy shadow
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Grüne Tonne?

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That's paper tho

hot cloak
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That's what my local Müllmann told me

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Idk

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I'd normally say Schwarze

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wait what grüne -> paper?

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erik wat u on m8

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Grüne Tonne is paper yo

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blaue here

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🤔

pallid kelp
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^

pallid kelp
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the only green one is the one for green glass, and it's not a tonne

hot cloak
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we dont have grüne

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Grün > blau :')

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nordfriesland

pallid kelp
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and it's not ever particularly green

hot cloak
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there's your problem :^)

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Hush :((

pallid kelp
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so black tonne after destroying the shit out of it? Suits me

hot cloak
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alternatively you can break it down as much as possible and probably leave it next to the tonne to indicate its supposed to go with it

pallid kelp
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that thing for the cartridges left me none the wiser

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on the Canon page they repeat about 5 times per page that they're very cool for recycling etc but i still don't understand what i should do, or why the fuck everything is so complicated

opal sequoia
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Hmm... can you not just go to an electronics or office store?

hot cloak
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my suggestion is to take it to a store that sells them

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mediamarkt or something should have a method of recycling them

opal sequoia
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Or post office?

hot cloak
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eh post offices dont recycle stuff here

opal sequoia
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Hmmm, I see.

hot cloak
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(and are a literal hell i'd like to spare you, brzi)

pallid kelp
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yeah i guess i'll just take them to saturn next time i go there

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which i'll have to do soon because i need a stiff mousepad of some sort and amazon inexplicably seems not to have any

opal sequoia
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Good luck on your journey.

sturdy shadow
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Green/blue are paper

hot cloak
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hehe stiff

sturdy shadow
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Black/red are Restmüll

hot cloak
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red too?

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red is biohazard here

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we have one heh

sturdy shadow
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What is biohazard in köln kalk?

hot cloak
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most of kalk

prisma trellis
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wtf the colors are different across cities?

hot cloak
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Ye

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ofc

twilit garden
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it is green for paper here too - i think it depends on the company that the cities employ for the collection

prisma trellis
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wtf

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Ive only seen blue for paper, green for bio, yellow for recyclable, black / grey for rest

hot cloak
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brown for bio here

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😄

prisma trellis
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o ye I've seen brown too

twilit garden
prisma trellis
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Weihnachstbaumsammlung

twilit garden
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yes

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the Fire Brigade comes around and collects them

prisma trellis
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amazing

twilit garden
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a lot of people just cut it down and burn it though

hot cloak
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i like watching the xmas trees pile up in the street here

grave adder
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In here people don't care about rubbish at all though

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Need to throw away stuff? Just dump it out on the streets 😄

twilit garden
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👀

pallid kelp
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we used to do that too, about 600 years ago

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well, tbh you guys used to do it. Back at my home we had sewers already kirinoSmug

grave adder
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And it's the 21st century now, things aren't looking good for this country

twilit garden
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https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanalisation#Entwicklung

Im Jahre 1739 war Wien als erste Stadt Europas vollständig kanalisiert.

Eine Kanalisation ist eine Anlage zur Sammlung und Ableitung von Abwasser, Regen- oder Schmelzwasser durch unterirdische Kanäle im Zuge der Abwasserbeseitigung. Regionale Bezeichnungen für die Kanalisation sind Dole oder Siel.
Zur Kanalisation g...

pallid kelp
twilit garden
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i saw Minoan sewage pipes in Greece from 1500 bc

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they did not invent the concept but were the first ones who made it cover the whole city

sudden panther
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VIENNA

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INVENTED

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EVERYTHING

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OKAY

fair iron
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They even invented wien !

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Good on them. ^^

pallid kelp
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deutsches Konto geöffnet \o/

crystal delta
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cool 😃

hot cloak
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YAY!

naive charm
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Sorry
The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now. Please try again later.

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XID: 1680755209

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ich mein srly

hot cloak
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Ist doch nichts neues

naive charm
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auch wieder wahr

sudden panther
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You know what I could do?

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Actually buy portals and halflifes like a cheapo fug. Portal 1 & 2, HL 1 & 2 & eps for under 7€. Beautiful. 😍 😂

hot cloak
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buy halflife for me k thx

sudden panther
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Buy it yerself cheapo it's like 0.99€

hot cloak
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I bought like 50€ worth of games for friends :x

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#freesteamlevels

crystal delta
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lol

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I have yet to buy anything 😦

sudden panther
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Doooo it caaaat.

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Two portals for 3€ is an offer you can't deny. 😍

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They did that last sale too but I didn't know about it and missed it so I wos like next time fo sho.

hot cloak
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dangit, I just want them to discount skyrim for me :((

crystal delta
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is the steam search broken for you too? XD

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I can't search for anything

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:<

hot cloak
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nah, ctrl+a in the field, then type

crystal delta
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yeah but it doesn't return anything

hot cloak
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their autocomplete is broken

crystal delta
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no results for portal xD

hot cloak
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nice lmao

crystal delta
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I have to wait for a while I guess 😹

hot cloak
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good stuff

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how to handle heavy traffic 101

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this is the same problem as last year

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happens every year

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you think they would get smarter

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but nah

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not steam

crystal delta
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

sudden panther
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I searched using google. It's faster that way haha.

hot cloak
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I think they just fixed it

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I can query the store without a problem now

crystal delta
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still nothing for me 😅

pine ginkgo
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Just wait a day

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The sales not gonna go away anymore anyway

sudden panther
crystal delta
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😮

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I don't have any portal game yet haha

quasi merlin
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:o

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How to get Portal:

  • Have a friend who wants you to play Portal with him
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And that's how I got Portal 2

sudden panther
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Or in my case:

  • Have a friend who wants you to play Portal with him
  • Both pirate the game 🎉
crystal delta
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wow

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but don't you know, Valve is a poor Dev and needs your money ;_;

naive charm
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@sudden panther Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.... you are a pirate! pirate

sudden panther
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Poor Valve. 😦

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Yesss, meirl!

opal sequoia
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Half life 💕

grave adder
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I wish I could grab a few games 😦

sudden panther
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I now own Portal. 🎉

crystal delta
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yay

sudden panther
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And the Half Life-s. 😄

crystal delta
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oh right Half-Life is now uncensored in Germany riiiight.... 🤔

opal sequoia
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What did they censor?

crystal delta
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you should check a youtube video about it xD looks hilarious!^^

opal sequoia
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Ooh, okay.

lilac dew
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no

grave adder
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@sudden panther did you also buy Half Life 3?

sudden panther
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Yep.

dire sentinel
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Has anyone played A Boy and his Blob? The new one?

naive charm
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@pallid kelp i meant that you don't have to force yourself to practise speaking everyday. I learnt english by mostly just listening and reading, so i know it works. Talking is something, that you can train by yourself, if you can already understand what people say and repeat it on your own. Talking to yourself and correcting yourself, if you already have a feeling for the language might be a better way for people, who fear being bad at language or making mistakes.
For me listening is the most important skill when it comes to learning a language, because its pretty important getting a feeling for the language if you want to be confident talking

pallid kelp
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I don't think language can be effectively learned without tackling all sides of it. There is a very real limit to how much reading and listening comprehension will help spoken or written production and vice versa.
I understand English since my childhood and gradually improved my writing skills over the years but even after all that, when speaking I was terrible in both pronunciation and coherence, including speed. Only by forcing myself to speak did that improve, to the point where I was sometimes able to pass as a native or at the very least not sound foreign (meaning that natives would at the very least think of me as a native of a different variety of English rather than think of me as an ESL). I couldn't possibly get this far by only training the other three skills and I know many people who do that and how easy it is to tell that that's exactly what's holding them back from their potential.
While yes, you can get by by not focussing on speaking, I would never advise to do so to anyone who seriously wants to learn a language.

pine ginkgo
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nerds

naive charm
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Tackling all sides is important, but you can only get a feeling for the language if you listen, or read and i think thats the most important thing. Here is a interesting video from Steve Kaufmann, a polyglot who makes many interesting videos on this topic: .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8zWV9XGJtI
If you are afraid of talking to someone, you don't have to, in order to learn the language, because i think when you're not having fun, while learning its everything but effective

Far too much emphasis is placed on speaking in language instruction. If the emphasis were placed on listening comprehension, people would end up speaking bet...

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But if you want to speak fluently as fast as possible, practise speaking is important, but as i said, you can also use this learning method, if its not urgent.

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because it will take longer

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It's a different learning method, we both talk about i think

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it all depends on when you want to be able to speak the language

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if you only have 1 or 2 years until going to germany and you want to be able to speak as good as possible your learning method might work better

hot cloak
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steve is an asshole

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he never responded to my comments

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but did to everyone else's

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i hate him

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all in all a cool guy

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lol that was an emotional rollercoaster to read

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haha

hot cloak
pallid kelp
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at the agentur für arbeit they asked me a lebenslauf with the format day, month, year. What if I don't have exact dates for stuff, does it look bad?
Also should I prepare a whole bewerbung or just the lebenslauf, and should I style it or just make a list? Why must everything so complicated sein x(

opal sequoia
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It's important to have things to complain about in life.

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They're just being considerate.

hot cloak
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you don't really need the precise date of stuff on a lebenslauf

pine ginkgo
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month and year are generally enough

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sometimes even the year is enough

whole rapids
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I just put months on mine and nowhere has said anything

hot cloak
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yeah i submitted mine to the arbeitsamt with month/year and that was fine

pallid kelp
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good, thanks :)

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do they accept them also in pdf format or do i have to print the thing? I don't want to spend the money on colour cartridges for this blasted printer

opal sequoia
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Can't you just go to the library?

hot cloak
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they want both usually

hot cloak
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just got stared down by a neo nazi... 😦

lilac dew
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beat ass

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whip up leviathan

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do a semitic demon summoning

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have some fun

lavish saddle
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:I Mh, you seem to have that problem often in Köln

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That sucks 😦

pine ginkgo
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me stares at riüt

hot cloak
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more like "you seem to be jewish on earth" lel

pine ginkgo
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wat

lavish saddle
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Did you have that problem in Texas too?

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o.O

hot cloak
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no because my city is like less than half white lol

lavish saddle
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haha x)

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Fair enough

hot cloak
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my high school had like 35% white kids maybe

lavish saddle
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Never been anywhere in America other than michigan really

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My school was almost 95% white kids, at least

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In the northern part of michigan

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Which is very...strange

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Oh, northern michigan...

hot cloak
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lol

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is it?

lavish saddle
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I don't know, doesn't seem normal to me at least

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if you go down around lansing and flint it's less percentage white people in a school

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But I don't know it any other way x_x and a lot of the kids were bullies to the few colored kids...Made me feel bad

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That's just school for you though

hot cloak
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what's the other racial makeup?

thick charm
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In my school it was mostly the other way around

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But I didn't really ever bother with that

lavish saddle
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We were pretty much just all caucasian...I mean, there were like 10% asian...we aren't very diverse..

hot cloak
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i didnt either, the racist white kids tried to get me to do "white pride" stuff with them

lavish saddle
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Dang o.O

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._.'' Sheltered little northern michigan girl

shy bobcat
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I’m white and (a llttle but not much) proud of it, does that make me racist 😦

hot cloak
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yeah kinda

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lel

shy bobcat
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😦

hot cloak
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to white americans*

lavish saddle
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I'm just shocked how little diversity we had in my school, didn't notice it until now

hot cloak
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mmm race politics 👀

shy bobcat
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👀

lavish saddle
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👀 make a run for it

shy bobcat
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guess I’ll leave the server 😦

lavish saddle
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aww, no

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we still love you lmao

shy bobcat
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can’t have no racists on the language server after all

lavish saddle
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well, darn

shy bobcat
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kappa

lavish saddle
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bye felicia

shy bobcat
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it’s the equivalent of /s

thick charm
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nah don't leave

shy bobcat
thick charm
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We need you

lavish saddle
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xD

thick charm
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what would we do without the ice tea

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Oh Kelsey, are the Fruchtzwerge ready yet?

lilac dew
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ice cream tea

lavish saddle
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I just got home

shy bobcat
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Not be stuck in an endless cycle of bad memes @thick charm ?

lavish saddle
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gonna stick them in the freezer now

lilac dew
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it's Joke!

lavish saddle
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I'm so excited!!

shy bobcat
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😛

thick charm
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You should be

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you're gonna taste heaven

lavish saddle
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My boyfriend promised me them this morning

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and we almost forgot

thick charm
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Actually it's just gonna be yoghurt on a stick

lavish saddle
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but then I spotted them in the store and I was like

thick charm
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But that's the closest we're ever going to get to heaven

lavish saddle
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RIGHT! YOU PROMISED ME THEM

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Buy me them

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xD

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So now, I get a mini yogurt on a stick

thick charm
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Dude I wish people bought me stuff because I tell them to

twilit garden
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Bananen-Fruchtzwerge = ❤

lavish saddle
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Mine are

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multiple flavors???

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o.O

twilit garden
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they usually are a mix

thick charm
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the yellow ones are Banane

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I think there's also Kirsche?

lavish saddle
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Yeah o.o didn't even know I had different kinds

thick charm
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Himbeere?

twilit garden
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dark red is cherry

lavish saddle
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I have 2 erdbeere

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2 kirsche

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2 himbeere

thick charm
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No Banane?

lavish saddle
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I just grabbed the first I saw

thick charm
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You gotta get back there

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and buy Banane

lavish saddle
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I didn't know there were multiple flavors

thick charm
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Nemo is right, they are the best ones

lavish saddle
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o.o

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if these are good, I'll for sure get them again

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they weren't too expensive

lavish saddle
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plus I need more sticks, it only came with one stick

twilit garden
lavish saddle
twilit garden
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yip, there are two different ones

hot cloak
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fruchtzwerge where's @pine ginkgo

lavish saddle
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aprikose o.o

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those are fun

hot cloak
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i just saw gelbe grütze for sale o_o

pine ginkgo
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hello

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okay

lavish saddle
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Luna, Nemo, and Chuck all told me to buy them

pine ginkgo
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chriskun you know how to do it?

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use the plastic löffel

lavish saddle
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Not at all xD

pine ginkgo
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okay

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there should be plastic löffels wit hit

lavish saddle
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just one

pine ginkgo
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that's enough

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you can reuse it

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take one fruchtzwerge

lavish saddle
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Alrighty 😄

pine ginkgo
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put the big part of the löffel

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and jam it into the fruchtzwerge

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so it is like a popsicle

twilit garden
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everybody has a collection of the little spoons

hot cloak
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you've lost me

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what's a spoon

pine ginkgo
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and then you put it in the freezer

lavish saddle
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it exploded

pine ginkgo
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and wait

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it's alright

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wait

twilit garden
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Exploded?

pine ginkgo
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how

lavish saddle
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lmao

pine ginkgo
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did you

hot cloak
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stab

pine ginkgo
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jam it really hard

lavish saddle
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I don't even know

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do I have to stab it?

pine ginkgo
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uh

lavish saddle
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with much force?

fair iron
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Insert the spoon. Don't stab into the Fruchtzwerg with all your might.

pine ginkgo
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i should have given the easier tipe

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of using a small messer

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and making a small loch

lavish saddle
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lmao

twilit garden
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just so the thing gets stuck in the lid

fair iron
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Similar to poking through a new jar of Nutella.

lavish saddle
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that one is for eating now

pine ginkgo
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sure

shy bobcat
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luna why are you giving all your instructions in denglish 😛

pine ginkgo
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fruchtzwerge are nice and easy for normal consumption too

lavish saddle
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knife worked wonders

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now to try them in a few hours 😄

pine ginkgo
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be sure

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that they are really frozen

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before you eat them

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you can just remove the cover

hot cloak
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mmm freezer burn

pine ginkgo
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and then carefull slide the fruchtzwerge out

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without killing your spoon

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and then eat it like a popsicle

lavish saddle
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ouo

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these are gonna be awesome

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I have a good feeling about them

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yumm, cherry

pine ginkgo
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sometimes

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when i was younger

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i just eat a lot of fruchtzwerge

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until i was full

thick charm
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We all did that at some point

pine ginkgo
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and put the rest into the freezer

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so i didnt get tempted again

lavish saddle
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Sounds amazing

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I can imagine me loving them as a kid

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My mom used to buy the little Yoplait yogurt cups and stick them in the freezer

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I loved that to death

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and I also used to make popsicles with a glass, a spoon and some koolaid

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Not too bad imo

thick charm
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I did that as well

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Put some lemonade in a glass, put a spoon in and hoped it would magically turn into ice cream

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It didn't

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But it was tasty nonetheless

fair iron
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Tried that too. The inside collapsed, so I had a strangely hollow shell.

lavish saddle
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Mine somehow survived

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and I had a weird, huge popsicle on a spoon

pine ginkgo
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nice

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you have some experience

lavish saddle
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and then if they are too liquidy, then you just eat it like a snow cone with a spoon

thick charm
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Is Kool aid carbonated?

lavish saddle
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no

thick charm
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That's probably why it worked

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I fucked up

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I used regular soda

lavish saddle
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ohhh

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yeah, that doesn't work

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I tried that too

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you get a snowcone

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Koolaid is just that packet of flavoring that you add sugar and water to

fair iron
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IT IS?

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Wow.

lavish saddle
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o.O

thick charm
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Ahoi Brause?

fair iron
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^

lavish saddle
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Those are fun

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I've never put them in water tho

thick charm
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Nobody actually drank ahoi Brause

lavish saddle
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I always ate the packets

thick charm
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Exactly

lavish saddle
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XD

thick charm
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EXACTLY

lavish saddle
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it's pretty much ahoi brause I guess

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without the fizz and wanting to eat the powder

fair iron
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I drank it. 😦

thick charm
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you're weird

lavish saddle
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I didn't even know it was supposed to go in water..

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My boyfriend bought me them

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told me they were candy

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(he didn't know either)

fair iron
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How could he not know.

lavish saddle
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...so we ate them 😄

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I...don't know

thick charm
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He tricked you

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Everybody knows what Ahoi Brause is supposed to do

lavish saddle
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He always thought that they were supposed to be eaten? Or tricked me?

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But I love eating it ono

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it's so fun

fair iron
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Native German. 👀

lavish saddle
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XD

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I think he tricked me

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he swears up and down he told me they go in water

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and I know he didn't

thick charm
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My buddy said he usually snorted the Brause

lavish saddle
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...ow

fair iron
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What.

lavish saddle
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I had some go up my nose

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it burns

fair iron
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Tiny crystals can cause little cuts.

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Which means Ahoj Brause went into your bloodstream. 🤔

thick charm
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I don't think he was serious

lavish saddle
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Not the safest thing to snort...Many kids snort koolaid in america

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because they think it's funny..

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I always found that so stupid

fair iron
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What happened to "smoking" lollipops.

lavish saddle
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haha wut?

thick charm
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I did that

lilac dew
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nah i just snort crack

lavish saddle
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How do you smoke a lollipop??

lilac dew
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try harder

thick charm
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You pretend it's a cigarette

lavish saddle
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well

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Pretend prsh

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I thought kids were lighting the sticks or something

fair iron
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That would be interesting.

lavish saddle
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I had cigarette shaped candies before

fair iron
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I think I've had those too.

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Chocolate cigarettes, or something.

lavish saddle
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They stopped selling them for obvious reasons

thick charm
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I had candy shaped cigarettes before

lavish saddle
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Mine were made of sugar

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just sugar

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man, they stopped selling those halloween candies too

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the were just long, white, sugar sticks

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very cheap and not very good

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always had a million of those around halloween, but they too, looked like cigarettes

thick charm
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I almost choked on my Müllermilch just now

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feel bad for me

dire sentinel
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I had the cigarette candies as a wee lass

lavish saddle
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There there

dire sentinel
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They made me feel cool

lavish saddle
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I just had a müllermilch

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the other day

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for the first time

fair iron
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Did you stab that with a spoon, too?

thick charm
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lmao

lavish saddle
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but I've been drinking something similar for a while now...Milch traum

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HEY

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Be nice casca 😢

dire sentinel
#

Why is there a science fight in gen1

lavish saddle
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Nerds

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😄

shy bobcat
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also bubbles is making some slightly misinformed claims about how science works

lavish saddle
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general 2 is making fun of kelsey for exploding her froyo treat atm

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so

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q3q

thick charm
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We're not making fun of you

fair iron
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We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you. 😃

thick charm
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Wir lachen mit dir

lavish saddle
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Oh, right

thick charm
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Meine Fresse, Casca

dire sentinel
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Oh shit did someone say froyo

lavish saddle
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Das ist ja besser....NOT q.q

thick charm
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Casca der Blitz

dire sentinel
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Imma buy me froyo after this

fair iron
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Wieso haben wir immer die gleichen Gedanken?

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🤔

thick charm
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Wir sind bei der Geburt getrennte Zwillinge

lavish saddle
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😮

fair iron
#

...

lavish saddle
#

Drama

fair iron
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Would you believe me if I said that I typed that, and then deleted it?

thick charm
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Yes

fair iron
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What is going on. 👀

lavish saddle
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XD

thick charm
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Gallileo Mystery is on the case

fair iron
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To be honest, I'm fine with having a twin. So long as I'm the older one. ^^

lavish saddle
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🍿

thick charm
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I think I might be older

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You were 20, right?

fair iron
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Was I?

thick charm
#

idk

lavish saddle
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aren't you 18, Cas?

sudden panther
#

Casca is 13. ❤

fair iron
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👀

shy bobcat
#

I am 12 years old and what is this?

fair iron
#

As Kelsey said, I'm 18.

thick charm
#

oh

lavish saddle
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I swear I remember you saying that

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Woot

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I was right

thick charm
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You're my younger twin

fair iron
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😄

crystal delta
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Casca is a good boy ❤

fair iron
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🎉

sudden panther
#

^

thick charm
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I'm a bad boy

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I wear sunglasses indoors

crystal delta
#

😎

thick charm
#

🕶

shy bobcat
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🕶

fair iron
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I bet you have an umbrella open right now, don't you.

thick charm
#

nope

fair iron
#

😱

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This is madness!

thick charm
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No Sonnenschirm here

fair iron
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Ich meine ja auch eher den Regenschirm.

thick charm
#

Gegen die UV-Strahlung

fair iron
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Man kann ja nie wissen.

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Ein Regenschirm ist besser als gar kein Schirm. ^^

hot cloak
#

Ich hab dich aufm Schirm blobsunglasses

thick charm
#

Geh bitte vom Schirm runter

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Der hat ne Gewichtsbegrenzung

fair iron
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Könnte gefährlich sein. Wir wollen nicht, dass du dich verletzt, Botto.

hot cloak
#

Okay okay :(

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Spielverderber

fair iron
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Wenn du erwachsen bist darfst du gerne alles versuchen.

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Dann kann man dir nichts mehr verbieten.

hot cloak
#

Hehe

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menno, nix darf man hier :C

lavish saddle
#

@pine ginkgo

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amazing

pine ginkgo
#

nice

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!!

lavish saddle
#

When it doesn't fall apart

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feels good man

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Turns out I put the first stick in backwards

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that's why it exploded

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Looking at it now, I see what I did lmao

pine ginkgo
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lol

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wat

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:D

hot cloak
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w-wat lol

lavish saddle
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....:D

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I was all, stick the stick so it can go in the freezer, wasn't paying attention lol

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Oh wells, now I know x)

pine ginkgo
#

You are a happy person now chriskun

lavish saddle
#

I

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am

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a very happy person ❤

thick charm
#

That sounds like the Fruchtzwerge were a success?

lavish saddle
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A huge one

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will be buying them again

thick charm
#

I'm so glad

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Idk part of that makes me really nostalgic

pine ginkgo
#

The frozen capri sonne is a huge new chapter

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But that is advanced stuff

hot cloak
#

fruit midgets?

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uwotm8.jpg

lavish saddle
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hehe, I'll try that too 😄

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they're mini yogurt cups

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you can stick them in the freezer and make mini froyos

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on a stick

hot cloak
#

that sounds yum

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where do you buy those

lavish saddle
#

I was recommended to try it and no regrets :3

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There are always those few things that just bring huge nostalgia

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Like those really cheap freeze pops for me

thick charm
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It's such a good feeling

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Though this is more like if you show somebody a movie you really like and they end up enjoying it

lavish saddle
#

I'm game to try everything over here xD The stuff over here tastes of much higher quality imo

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especially the candy

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So if you have any recommendations, I'm game

thick charm
#

Have you tried Toffifee yet?

fair iron
#

^

thick charm
#

Dunno if you guys have that over in the US

lavish saddle
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Oh yesss

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those are heaven

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I bought them in the USA

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I looked for them for like half an hour 😄

fair iron
#

What about Schokoküsse?

lavish saddle
#

...I don't think I have

thick charm
#

They're extremely sweet, so you need to be prepared for that

lavish saddle
#

uhm, are they like the...what are they called

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shoot q.q

fair iron
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Be aware that they may have outdated branding.

lavish saddle
#

schwedenbomben?

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oda so

thick charm
#

I think so

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They're originally from Denmark

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Flödeboller

lavish saddle
#

I have had schwedenbomben

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they were good, but it's to the point I probably wouldn't buy those that often

thick charm
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Yeah they're pretty close

lavish saddle
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They were a bit sweet for me

thick charm
#

same

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Not something I'd eat a lot of

lavish saddle
#

I freaked out at first though, because I thought they were marshmallow inside

fair iron
#

^^

lavish saddle
#

I hate marshmallow with chocolate and so on

thick charm
#

Have you had Knoppers?

fair iron
#

Hanuta.

hot cloak
#

toffifee best shit ever

lavish saddle
#

I actually have yet to try knoppers

thick charm
#

Make sure to eat them at 9:30am

lavish saddle
#

or hanuta

hot cloak
#

but if you guys really wanna try something nice, try Terry's Chocolate Orange

lavish saddle
#

Had it

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it's great

hot cloak
#

yeah

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wish i could get some in Öst

lavish saddle
#

British friend brought me it

hot cloak
#

same haha

lavish saddle
#

Österreich?

fair iron
#

I love Terry's Chocolate Orange!

hot cloak
#

yup

lavish saddle
#

bruh

#

where ya at?

hot cloak
#

Wien

lavish saddle
#

NOOOOO

hot cloak
#

why

thick charm
#

you can both talk to each other in surprisingly decent Austrian accents

hot cloak
#

you too?

lavish saddle
#

Linz

thick charm
#

lol

#

You too

hot cloak
#

Ach

#

lel

lavish saddle
#

Stop makin' fun of me chuck!

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xD

thick charm
#

I'm not

lavish saddle
#

q-q

thick charm
#

I'm just stating a fact

hot cloak
#

i can imitate a very shitty austrian accent

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but my deutsch deutsch ist top notch

hot oriole
#

boooo

lavish saddle
#

Me too, my hochdeutsch is flawless cough cough

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q3q

fair iron
#

I was waiting for you to show up, Atlas. ^^

hot cloak
#

not sure if you can even learn Austrian, it's like another language

thick charm
lavish saddle
#

hehe

hot cloak
#

kek

lavish saddle
#

I have a pick of me holding those when I first got here

hot cloak
#

I've seen a brand of crisps called "Negro"

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not irl

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tho

hot oriole
#

I was waiting for you to show up, Atlas. ^^

I always show up when Austria is mentioned. No, just kidding. I just left the voice chat with Zwitschi

lavish saddle
#

❤ Austria

thick charm
lavish saddle
#

haha

thick charm
#

I mean come on

hot oriole
#

Das sind Schwedenbomben bei uns

thick charm
#

Linz is so close to the border

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Might as well switch sides

lavish saddle
#

Das hab ich gedacht

fair iron
#

The dark side has cookies.

hot oriole
#

Hah. I'd never switch sides. 😜

hot cloak
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why are they called DICKMANNNNN'SSSSSSS 😂

lavish saddle
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That's why I took a pic with them lmao

hot cloak
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then again it's not as fun when you realize Dick is a legit name

lavish saddle
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I found them hilarious

thick charm
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They're made by the Dickmann gmbh

hot cloak
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It's funny cuz they look tube-y

hot oriole
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Btw..Where are you from Chuck?

hot cloak
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I've had those as a kid tho

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they're good

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not the dickmann's th

fair iron
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Where isn't he from - he's a man of the world.

thick charm
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I'm from the westernmost part of Hesse

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Nassauerland

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Currently living and studying in Frankfurt

fair iron
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😮

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Woo Hesse!

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Go Frankfurt. Terrible team, great food.

hot oriole
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Ah Hessen. The home of Sebastian Vettel.

thick charm
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So many influential people are from Hessen

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And you choose Vettel?

hot oriole
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hahaha

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well..

fair iron
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I can't name anyone else either to be honest.

hot oriole
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Was Goethe from Hessen?

fair iron
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Yes.

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Born in Frankfurt, I believe.

thick charm
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https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_I._(Oranien) What about this one instead? He didn't drive a car but he did drive the Spanish people out of the low countries

Wilhelm von Nassau-Dillenburg der Schweiger (niederländisch Willem van Oranje, Willem de Zwijger, latein. Taciturnus [der Schweigsame], * 14. April oder 24. April 1533 in Dillenburg; † 10. Juli 1584 in Delft), Fürst von Oranien, war ein Führe...

hot oriole
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Oh the guy from the Dutch anthem.

thick charm
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yeah

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he was born 10 minutes from where I was born

hot oriole
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Willem van Oranje ben ik van duitsem bloed .. or something like that

thick charm
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And then they named a school after him

fair iron
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They should name people after schools for once.

hot cloak
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They all look the same in those imperialist clothes

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i can never recognize a guy since they kind of have the same facial expression always

fair iron
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🤔

hot oriole
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Where are you from originally @hot cloak ?

hot cloak
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Kroatien

hot oriole
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ah. beautiful country.

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dobra vecer

lavish saddle
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I was supposed to go on vacation there, but it got cancelled :(

hot oriole
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Croatia is soo pretty.

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I'm in love with this country.

hot cloak
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Dobra večer 😄

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it's pretty yeah

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but that's about it

hot oriole
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last summer in croatia

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and all the roman buildings in pula...

lavish saddle
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Ill have to go there some time

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C:

hot oriole
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You really have to. Just a 6h drive away.

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And you'll be in paradise

hot cloak
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Pula is nice

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That's where my ma's from 😃

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been there on a trip once

lavish saddle
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I love being able to drive everywhere

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It's so nice for vacation

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Italy was so awesome C:

fair iron
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I'm looking forward to being in Italy later this year.

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Where abouts were you?

hot oriole
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Italy is cool. But nothing compared to Croatia... 😄 Well it depends where you go. There are also awesome places in Italy but I mean the tourist spots like Lignano, Caorle, Jesolo, etc

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I think they are pretty aweful.. but if you really like sand beaches.. well.

hot cloak
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btw @lavish saddle do police cars in Linz have a funny sound too?