#general-2

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hot cloak
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merriam webster was also on the case i saw

lost dagger
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Covfefe is a best words

hot cloak
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bigly

lost dagger
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My smug cat ate the weird cheeseless potato gratin I made then knocked the bowl off the counter

hot cloak
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did cate eat all of it?

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or was just displeased by cheeseless potato gratin

lost dagger
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I had already eaten most of it he just finished it

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But he was probably displeased

hot cloak
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if it's consolation, i just found my cat barfed up his breakfast under the couch where it would have been hard to find

lost dagger
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poor cat poor cat

hot cloak
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he's trying to get me to feed him again

sturdy shadow
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Falsch betanken: 13.000€ Reparatur

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#mercedes

lunar urchin
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aaargh

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Nein

lost dagger
lunar urchin
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was getankt? Schweröl?

quasi merlin
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coverage, snek

lost dagger
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aw I thought it was corn flakes

hot cloak
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guys i need DE help

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how do i waschsalon here

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i have never used such a thing

lunar urchin
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y?

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in US u did?

hot cloak
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no

lunar urchin
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k

hot cloak
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i got 2 blankets that even if i had power are too big to wash in my machine

lunar urchin
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  1. have coins
hot cloak
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and need a dryer

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fug

lunar urchin
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😛

pine ginkgo
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go there

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rent a waschmaschine

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put stuff in waschmaschine

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and come back later

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🤔

hot cloak
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come back later? what if someone steals my blankies

pine ginkgo
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then they are assholies

lunar urchin
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party hard at waschsalon

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until blanket clean

hot cloak
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i live in the ghetto

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assholes are a given

lunar urchin
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blast ghetto with ghettoblaster: party hard at waschsalon

hot cloak
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where do i obtain that level of coinage tho

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fuuuuu

pine ginkgo
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pay a ghetto kid to watch over your waschmaschine :D

hot cloak
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lol

lost dagger
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is there 1g of sugar the same sweetness as 1g of honey?

quasi merlin
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Make sure kid isn't a blanket dealer.

lost dagger
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I know the flavor will be different

hot cloak
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in googling for a waschsalon close to me i got a news article of someone getting their shit stolen in one nearby

lunar urchin
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do you know where your closest cleaner is?

hot cloak
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yeah there's a couple

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snek it'll be different

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in sweet level

pine ginkgo
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tbh i haven't heard of people stealing stuff from waschsalons

hot cloak
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you'll have to taste and check

lost dagger
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In the US it happens all the time

hot cloak
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yeah it's super common in the US

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so i assumed

lunar urchin
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Germany: where ppl watch over other ppls clothes in public Waschsalons

pine ginkgo
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it's been a long time since i've been to a waschsalon

hot cloak
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yeah i've been putting it off

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but the cat made forts in the blankets

lunar urchin
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but yeah, it happens, depending on where and when

lost dagger
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Or they take your clothes out so they can wash their own without paying

hot cloak
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and now they're all hairy

lunar urchin
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meow

pine ginkgo
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not sure if some waschsalons have some kinda schloss

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🤔

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checking the internet

hot cloak
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i guess at the end of the day it's just blankets

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not like someone stealing my undies or something

pine ginkgo
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some waschsalons in berlin make waschmaschinen locking during the washing process

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so i guess that might be the same in kölgne

hot cloak
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mebbe

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how to find roll of 50c coins

lunar urchin
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dem banks got dem money

lost dagger
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I've tried 5 times to get a roll of 50c coins here and haven't been able to any time

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I just like how they look

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The us half dollars I mean

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Banks never have them

lunar urchin
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i got a dollar coin as change

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at least that

hot cloak
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i got dollar coins 😄

pine ginkgo
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you could also try to threaten the personal in the waschsalon

lunar urchin
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and only one in two weeks of excessive money exchanges

hot cloak
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i also have some weird ecuadorian quarters

lunar urchin
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so they really aren't that common

hot cloak
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nope

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most people hang onto em

lost dagger
lunar urchin
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i know that it was a thing to order them and get a bonus (i.e. from the credit card), then pay it into an account immediately

pine ginkgo
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TIL there's a cafe called waschsalon in köln

hot cloak
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neat snek

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yeah it's fairly famous luna haha

lost dagger
hot cloak
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where'd you get that?

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pretty neat

lost dagger
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I bought it on eBay

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I just wanted an old coin

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It's super thin though ridiculously thin

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Like a fingernail

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Almost

hot cloak
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wow

lost dagger
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Urgh

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I put salt in my tea on accident

twilit garden
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ew, 🚨 ABORT ABORT 🚨

hot cloak
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nooooo

torn kindle
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ewww salt in tea

hot cloak
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hey kassenautomat at waschsalon takes scheine!

twilit garden
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Salt in Coffee can actually be good to get rid of a bit of bitterness

torn kindle
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i think i should try that

lost dagger
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Really memo?

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Nemo

twilit garden
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Yes

lost dagger
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Autocorrects

hot cloak
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butter in coffee is a thing

twilit garden
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When i make coffee and it turned out too bitter, i put in a very small pinch of salt in a cup

hot cloak
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ok but i'm gonna call you meme-o from now on

twilit garden
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but i always put in honey and milk too

lost dagger
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My mom did that until she realized she's horribly allergic to dairy and coffee

twilit garden
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I'm okay with that

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oh

lost dagger
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Honey and milk is my fav

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But I didn't have fresh milk

hot cloak
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and coffee?!

twilit garden
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👌

hot cloak
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dairy i can sympathize with but coffee ;_;

lost dagger
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She's allergic to basically everything that's not on a very short list due to celiac complications

hot cloak
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oh that suuuucks

lost dagger
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She can basically just eat chicken, lamb, potatoes, pears, and a few spices 😦

hot cloak
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is she also allergic to soy?

lost dagger
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Yesh

hot cloak
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or red meat?

torn kindle
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I like potatoes

lost dagger
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Also yes

hot cloak
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that's my biggest fear

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is becoming cross reactive to other tasty things

twilit garden
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🎵 She's just a small town girl on a saturday night
but she can not digest wheat
She's a celiac, celiac on the floor
And she digests like she's never digested before
🎵

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I got a few friends who have Crohn's disease - they have told me some stories about digestion problems

hot cloak
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yeah ditto

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my friends with crohns say smoking tobacco helps weirdly

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guess you get to pick the discomfort

lost dagger
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Interesting. I've heard some people say smoking marijuana helps with celiac but I'm not really sure if that's true

twilit garden
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Blowing cigarette smoke up anuses was seen as a treatment for drowning for a long time in the 1800s

lost dagger
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I'm curious how tobacco helps

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For drowning?

twilit garden
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yes

hot cloak
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they say it helps suppress their symptoms

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idk how

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but one of them lives in the US and has no access to crohns treatments cause $$$

twilit garden
hot cloak
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maybe fixes corpse we see

opal sequoia
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Wow...

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I feel like some guy was just caught doing weird stuff and made up the best excuse he could.

twilit garden
hot cloak
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hahahaha what

twilit garden
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the one guy actually tries to help and the other guy is just like "wanna try something new?"

hot cloak
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are they presuming the human body would react like a fire to bellows?

opal sequoia
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Maye they thought it would cause them to cough up the water.

hot cloak
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i have more questions than answers

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ha! blankets successfully washing

opal sequoia
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Nice work. Did you get power again?

hot cloak
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can't wait to clog their washer with hair

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no lol

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i'm alone in here tho so i guess no one is worried about their shit gettin jacked

pine ginkgo
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riot allein im waschsalon!

hot cloak
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spoooogi

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a guy told me not to use some dryer cause it's broken

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then left

lost dagger
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I think the dryer is haunted

hot cloak
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it might be

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it's dryer D

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the D stands for haunteD

opal sequoia
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You should stick a ghost pic on there to warn people.

sturdy shadow
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InitialD?

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There are easier methods, tiot

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Riot*

hot cloak
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DORIFUTINGU

pseudo vortex
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exactly

sturdy shadow
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At home i have that basket where i throw in my washing and it usually sits on my couch folded and washed a couple days later

hot cloak
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i had that when i lived with my mother in law

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was vexing!

pine ginkgo
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magic happens if you live with moms!

hot cloak
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it's true 💫

pseudo vortex
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MONDSTEIN FLIEG UND SIEG
ES IST SOWEIT

hot cloak
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ah nope some people tried to steal my blankets lol

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good thing i decided to sit here 😐

lost dagger
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despicable

hot cloak
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the door locked tho ha

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they tried to pry it open and when i stood up to be like yo wtf they ran

pine ginkgo
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wow

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köln is evil

hot cloak
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ghetto

lilac dew
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i heard moms?

pine ginkgo
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are awesome

lilac dew
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thank you

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i appreciate

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moms like compliments

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and also milf$

pallid kelp
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Frage: if i go to the einwohnermeldeamt will they be able to help me register (me being technically homeless) or at least tell me what to do next? I don't want to risk a hours-long queue to get sent away with nothing

sturdy shadow
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I think they should, but I've never Einwohnermeldet myself

safe yacht
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I don't think so. I never dared to go before I had an address to register at, but I wouldn't expect it. But can't you technically stay in Germany as a tourist as far as they're concerned until you have an address?

pallid kelp
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i need to register because practically anything requires me to give them my address

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right now i'm in a ferienwohnung but apparently i can't use it to register

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although i'm negotiating that with my renter, i'm practically barred from making any progress until i get my address registered

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can't look for a job, can't get a proper bank account, can't get a rent because i can't have a job

safe yacht
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Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I know you need a registered german address to open a bank account, but can't you use your current address and bank account to look for a job?

sudden panther
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Nah they're being dicks to him and consider him homeless until he gets a real address.

safe yacht
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When I first came to Germany I registered somewhere I didn't even live a month after I moved...I don't know if that's an option for you and if you know someone who'll let you do that, and ofc not very legal but fuck it

sudden panther
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Also Berzi, didn't riot or someone tell you "don't fokken come here without a job or ye'll die" or something about a month ago?

safe yacht
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But I think they might even require a rental agreement now, fortunately I didn't need one 4 years ago, but idk what the laws are now and if they're different for every city

pallid kelp
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Arrem I didn't have a way to find a job before coming here, I'm not done super qualified memer that anyone would like to hire even if i don't live here yet. Also many ask for the months pay, how the heck would I get that before moving here

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That applies only to people who work for international firms or have very good titles

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I already asked around and nobody seems to be willing to give me an address to register. My boyfriend has relatives in Germany but it's another state and an area basically only inhabited by factory workers

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What kind of place is that where you lived for less than a month? Not a proper rent I imagine?

safe yacht
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I lived at a place I found through connections, a friend of a family friend or something, but she was renting the place too and illegally subletting it to me

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I lived there for longer, I just found someone who let me register at his address, again the same way. It took me 6 months to find a proper place to live.

pallid kelp
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So for the anmeldung itself can I just register the address or di they need proof that I live there, or even worse do they need something by the vermieter? In the former case I could just register this place, otherwise I'd have to wait for the renter to make up his mind

safe yacht
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I don't know, at the time I just needed to say an address

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But I think they changed the laws and require a rental agreement now, at least in Munich. Might be different where you are.

pallid kelp
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Dortmund. Hopefully it's different. Guess I'll do some research. I also don't want to wrong the renter by registering without his permission

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Thank you for sharing your experience btw

safe yacht
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You're welcome. Sorry I couldn't help you more.

sudden panther
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Can people notice that you flicked a switch off and on repeatedly to make the light burn out?

hot cloak
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i still want to move

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i hate the usa

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but im only 17 😑

sturdy shadow
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München is super expensive tho

hot cloak
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Ive heard

safe yacht
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Yeah. I'm leaving very soon. Actually, pretty much already left.

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I hate it

hot cloak
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Least you can

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I'm a disabled teenage girl

safe yacht
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Only need to come back for some shows and to turn in my thesis

hot cloak
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the sad thing is i am the only one in my family who has never been to germany...

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I probably will never be able to go

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Who knows, maybe if I beg my parents for the 100th time they'll magically change their mind

broken jolt
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😦 That sucks I'm sorry

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Hopefully one day you'll go

snow trout
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Anna, just 'cause you can't go now doesn't mean you can't work and save up and see it on your own terms, like really!

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It's totally possible.

lost dagger
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Will you be able to go ton cooler Annav

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To college*

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?*

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Maybe you could get into a study abroad program, you still pay the same amount I think

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Or you could look into scholarships

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Like CBYX youth/young professional

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I know several people who have done that

snow trout
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Or even if you don't go to college, you could straight up work enough, even if less hours, and get enough to buy a ticket/accomidations and visit it yourself.

lost dagger
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The first CBYX is for highschoolers

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Yeah. ^

snow trout
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Like many things with life it's what you put into it.

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Language learning, work, social life, it's what you put into it and how you react to different things that may come.

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If you wanna learn German and go to Germany one day, you put in the work you need to so you (safely) can.

sudden panther
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11/10 best thing i've ever seen

twilit garden
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Hello fellow Tim

snow trout
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Yay!

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@sudden panther I really enjoy CGP.

sudden panther
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I do too. 😄

pallid kelp
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He's quite intelligent

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You can tell by how 80% of his commenters have no idea what his video means

sudden panther
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Really lol? I didn't bother with the comments.

pallid kelp
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i don't either but i like to amuse myself by cursorily glancing at people's idiocy

quasi merlin
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Micromeme

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"What were we supposed to use as sender again?"
"Idk"
"¯_(ツ)_/¯ fuck it ... söieoufbsdijfbnpdökfnlsal"

hot cloak
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In den meisten Fällen 👀

quasi merlin
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Der Pfeil ist unglücklich gesetzt. Lies den Satz unten.

hot cloak
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Oh, richtig

quasi merlin
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Heh

fair iron
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Wot.

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I thought your monitor brightness gives you retinal cancer? Why not use the dark theme, Mika? ^^

quasi merlin
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Retinal cancer when you put light gray text on white background.

fair iron
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😄

quasi merlin
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But that's Youtube and black text.

fair iron
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Well, you use whichever theme you like. 😛

quasi merlin
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And dark themes aren't always good. :p

sudden panther
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Mmm if only more memers were like that.

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OMG ARREM WAT IS DAT A LITE THEME WAT R U LYKE RETARDED?????????????ßßßßßßßßßßßĆ

fair iron
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The dark theme is lite. 🤔

quasi merlin
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  • Don't put light gray text on white background
  • Don't put white text on black background

and everything is fine

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Stupid Win 10 App dark theme, lol.

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White on black

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Wth

sudden panther
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I hate #fff and #000 with a passion.

quasi merlin
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#000 on #FFF is fine.

sudden panther
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I just don't like the way extremes look. Toning it down just a bit to like #fafafa or something is perfectly fine.

quasi merlin
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Pssht, your background is #FFF :p

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Wait

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I'm stupid

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#000 on #FFF is fine, not the other way round -.-

fair iron
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Matter of opinion. 👀

quasi merlin
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And probably display settings.

sudden panther
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I didn't say it was perfect. I just prefer it to the dark theme.

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Can you still not see the box in there? 😂

quasi merlin
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No.

fair iron
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Let me find the comment so we can compare the themes. 😄

quasi merlin
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The background of the reaction looks the same as the normal background.

sudden panther
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Yeah, I could imagine #fff is not as much of a problem for you then haha.

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For me it's quite noticable.

fair iron
sudden panther
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But you see the dark one?

quasi merlin
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Yep.

sudden panther
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Haha.

fair iron
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I can see the box around the reaction when using the light theme. ^^

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Try harder, Mika.

sudden panther
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#fullspectrummasterrace

fair iron
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💯

quasi merlin
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Wait

fair iron
quasi merlin
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Not sure if different or plain #FFF

fair iron
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Different.

sudden panther
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Very very different.

fair iron
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Are you looking at your monitor straight on?

quasi merlin
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Wait, I could make the difference visible if Windows didn't hide my settings.

fair iron
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Either that or your brightness is too high.

quasi merlin
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There was a setting

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Called Gamma

fair iron
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Yep. 😄

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Might be that.

quasi merlin
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And it was very high.

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I think

fair iron
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You think?

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🤔

quasi merlin
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Can't find it

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WHERE ARE MY FARBEINSTELLUNGEN

fair iron
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

quasi merlin
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Found it

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Bildschirm-Farbkalibrierung

fair iron
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And, see any improvement(s)?

quasi merlin
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Everything looks weird, but still no difference.

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Maybe contrast?

fair iron
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Might be.

quasi merlin
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Bildschirm-Kalibrierung says constrast is fine.

fair iron
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Just mess with every setting until it's noticeable.

quasi merlin
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It's noticeable at contrast 40

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Oh my god it's not plain #FFF

sudden panther
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Haha!

quasi merlin
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Meh

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Back to contrast 64

fair iron
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😄

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Well, at least now you know.

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So this little moment has been worth it.

quasi merlin
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Now we know #f2f4f4 and #ffffff look almost identical on my screen.

fair iron
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We learned something! 🎉

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😮 Netflix has added Casablanca.

twilit garden
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Aux armes citoyens!

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Formez vos battalions!

fair iron
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_La Marseillaise plays 🎶 _

twilit garden
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🏳

sudden panther
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That flag could use some red stripes.

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🇦🇹

twilit garden
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colour it with the blood of nazis!

lost dagger
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Red the blood of angry men!

sturdy shadow
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Netflix also added Lissi und der Wilde Kaiser

lost dagger
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Lissi und der Wilde Käse 😮

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das will ich mir ansehen

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i wish Canada was real

hot cloak
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🇨🇦

lost dagger
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do u folks like salt & vinegar chips?

rain flicker
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ja

sturdy shadow
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I do, but we dont have them here

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Except if you mean crisps

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We have those

opal sequoia
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Crispschips aren't good for you so I don't eat them much, and salt and vinegar isn't good enough to surmount that. Although I wouldn't say I dislike them.

lost dagger
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Yeah I mean crisps

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salt and vinegar is my favorite flavor though 😦

opal sequoia
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That's good.

lost dagger
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it was a small baggo though

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kinda wish it were bigger

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i wanna eat 2000 calories of chips

opal sequoia
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I have a nice one here... wagyu beef and wasabi cream flavour.

lost dagger
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Whoa

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that's interesting

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i'd probably like wasabi crisps

opal sequoia
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They're good!

lost dagger
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I'll try them if I get a chance

opal sequoia
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This brand is red rock deli. You don't have it there?

lost dagger
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never heard of the flavor or the brand

opal sequoia
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Well, a more common flavour that's also delicious is honey soy chicken.

lost dagger
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i really want more chips

opal sequoia
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Yum. 🥔

lost dagger
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i need advi$e regarding fixing sleep schedule

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it's 4:45 am now

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should I stay up

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til like 10 PM

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then go to sleep?

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I need to get up at about 8 AM on the 3rd.

opal sequoia
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Hmmmm.

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It's up to how you think your body works best.

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You can sleep now and wake up at 8-9am, or you can stay awake all day.

lost dagger
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There's no way I'd wake up at 8-9 am today

opal sequoia
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Why not?

lost dagger
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even with an alarm I'll turn it off in my sleep and go back to sleep

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I tried that last night/this morning

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ended up pushing snooze until like 3 pm

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wait no

opal sequoia
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Hmmm, I see.

lost dagger
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mom got me up at 1:30

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but then I fell asleep on the couch

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and a cat slept on my lap

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til 4:30

opal sequoia
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In that case you will just have to stay awake.

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But you should go to bed a bit earlier than you normally would.

lost dagger
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if I go to bed before 10:00-11:00pm ish after regularly going to bed a lot later, I invariably wake up at around 1:30 am

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no matter if it's 7:00 pm or 9:00 pm or whenever when I go to sleep

opal sequoia
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That's fine.

lost dagger
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I guess

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I can just go back to sleep

opal sequoia
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Yeah, or stay awake.

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But either way, it's the best position to be in to reset your schedule.

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Rather than going from sleeping all day, straight to waking up at 8am, it's a lot easier to go from day-sleeping to waking up at around midnight-5am time period.

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And keeping that consistently is easier.

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And from that you can make it a bit later until you have a good spot.

lost dagger
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That makes sense, thanks.

opal sequoia
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Np.

pallid kelp
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Ffs a gay couple was allowed to adopt in Japan, of all places, and most European countries still don't allow it

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Nothing against Japan of course, but they're not exactly known for having incredibly progressive social norms

opaque belfry
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Kill everyone is my solution.

pallid kelp
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Always works

mortal venture
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Is that your final solution? :v

opaque belfry
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._.

mortal venture
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sees themselves out

opaque belfry
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I'll just be over there

gusty trout
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wait, why is there a ferris emoji on a german learning server?

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not that im complaining though, rust a cute

sudden panther
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Because F E A R L E S S C O N C U R R E N C Y.

gusty trout
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The simplified solution is to simply not fear concurrency, rather than to think that the language should somehow prevent it.

gusty trout
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fml why are .hr domains so expensive ;_;

lost dagger
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hahaha

gusty trout
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100 bux a year is too much

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im too poor for this stuff

runic belfry
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Was Los?

hot cloak
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Hey

viral thunderBOT
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:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Gaming role.

runic rain
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Get this party started!

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Lecker lecker

fair iron
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😋

hot oriole
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grauslich

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könnt speiben

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das gehört verboten

lavish saddle
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it looks too sweet Dx

brittle chasm
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@runic rain omg please don't eat that!!

runic rain
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i wont

brittle chasm
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It's just too creepy to exist

sturdy shadow
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@runic rain WIR SIND GESTERN BEI WO DU WOHNEN TUST VORBEI GEDRIVET!

runic rain
#

Meinste am Barb'rossen?

sturdy shadow
#

Ya

runic rain
#

ja geil

sturdy shadow
#

Ich mit die Riot und zhe Gedy und the Mr. RIOT in the Fiat

runic rain
#

habt ihr auch an ze mich gethinkt?

sturdy shadow
#

Ja

#

Riot hat jesacht "Hier tüt the fonticks wounen!" Und ich so "nein" und sie "doch" und ich "oooh!"

#

Und ich so "wir müssten echt aussteigen und ein Selfie machen aber es ist spät und ich muss noch nach Krefeld fahren und schlafen"

runic rain
#

haha

#

ja nice

#

Nein - doch - oohhh!

shy bobcat
#

Morgen

sturdy shadow
#

Morgen

pallid kelp
#

O/

runic rain
#

Oii

runic rain
#

Die böse nachbarskatze ist da

pallid kelp
#

Meinst du mich? <.<

runic rain
#

Ney, die

gusty trout
#

the look of "i fucking hate everything and can do nothing about it"

pallid kelp
#

Kawaii! Wieso ist sie böse?

#

Das ist eine normale Katze. Alle Katze hassen alles

gusty trout
#

tbh, i havent really interacted with cats in my life

#

but i look the same when i see myself in the mirror every morning

pallid kelp
#

😔

grave adder
#

Cats plot to take over humanity

runic rain
#

Yes they do

pallid kelp
#

I for one welcome our furry overlords

opal sequoia
#

Kitties are sweet babies, love and joy incarnate.

grave adder
#

"I for one welcome our furry overlords"
The felines have already started their attacks.

#

Although yeah, I love cats too ❤

sturdy shadow
#

I only heard "I" and "furry", berzi

#

I gotcha cornered now!

runic rain
#

👮

sturdy shadow
#

Herr Wachtmeister, verhaften sie diese Katze!

#

zeigt auf Berzi

runic rain
#

Zu Befehl!

pallid kelp
runic rain
#

Also look what i found here berzi

#

Looks like your vehicle is not verkehrssicher anymore.

#

Ich muss Sie bitte, mit zukommen

pallid kelp
#

My vehicle?

#

Implying I drive

sturdy shadow
#

Implying iDrive (tm (

runic rain
#

And who is that ugly fella?

pallid kelp
#

Sorry I'm not knowledgeable enough to know what that is. A kind of Apple car?

#

You have very feminine hands

runic rain
#

No i dont. You see that little line on the left side of the mirror?

#

It has distorted my image

#

Der teil staucht das Spiegelbild

pallid kelp
#

Your hands were visible elsewhere too

#

They're pretty feminine, but that's not a bad thing

runic rain
#

AUßERDEM HAST DU NICHTS ZU MELDEN, DU BIST VERHAFTET!

#

:kiss:

fair iron
#

Am Handy während der Autofahrt? 🚔

runic rain
#

Meine Kollegin fährt, wir fahren immer zu zweit Streife 🚨 🚔

#

Dom, sweet home.

sturdy shadow
#

Gibbet da schlechtes Bier?

twilit garden
#

Nein, nur gutes

hot cloak
#

Abend

hot cloak
#

👋

foggy birch
#

Also

#

Frauen hände :V

torn kindle
#

Ihhh ein Bulle

granite quiver
#

Hallo Leute. Wie geht's. Es ist mein erstmal mit Discord zu Chatten. Ich komme aus Reddit. Ich habe A2 Ebene Zertifikat. I will mein Fähigkeit verbessern.

sturdy shadow
#

Willkommen simtron!

opal sequoia
#

Hallo simtron. 😃

fair iron
grave adder
#

:wavecat:

pallid kelp
#

^

hot cloak
#

rip cat

#

cats 💔

granite quiver
#

Hallo. Guten Abend.

#

Was machen Sie heute?

fair iron
#

Ich schaue mir gelangweilt YouTube videos an. Und selbst?

opal sequoia
#

Hallo simtron. Ich schaue auch YouTube an.

#

Oder vielmehr ich höre Musik.

#

Wortstellung?

pine ginkgo
#

vielmehr?

opal sequoia
#

"Or rather" or "Or, instead, " or something like that is what I wanted to use.

#

Oder genauer gesagt?

pine ginkgo
#

Eher is a better fit

#

wortstellung is a bit derpy too

#

Or rather can't easily be literally translate

#

d

#

at least in this case, it's derpy

opal sequoia
#

How do you mean?

opal sequoia
#

@hot cloak Why isn't it polite?

hot cloak
#

Just tagging channels, at least make it a question or something

opal sequoia
#

Why?

hot cloak
#

Then don't, just telling you it's not polite

opal sequoia
#

Oh I see, interesting.

hot cloak
#

right.

opal sequoia
#

How would you have phrased it?

hot cloak
#

You're going off track here, please continue the conversation in this or that channel

#

You know, just something, if you dress it up a bit people are more understanding

opal sequoia
#

Okay, noted.

#

🤔

hot cloak
#

forget about it

lost dagger
#

i bought a brie cheese

quasi merlin
#

Deutsche

#

Ja

hot cloak
#

Die Deutschen works too

mortal venture
#

Deutsche sind eklig 🤢
kappa

twilit garden
#

Danke

hot cloak
#

😦 danke

hot cloak
#

gross

#

icky

mortal venture
#

only knows a few of those words

mortal venture
#

tfw it's graduation rehearsal day and the school has a firedrill

hot cloak
#

i-is that part of the rehearsal

mortal venture
#

I don't think so :V

lost dagger
#

they're rehearsing for the real fire on graduation day

hot cloak
#

lol

mortal venture
#

Fire thing finally over

#

Turns out a buncha shit heads were legit setting trashcans on fire

hot cloak
#

nice

sudden panther
#

WaterTheWet
Didn't volunteer to put the fire out himself

#

Pffff.

mortal venture
#

I didn't even know until like 5 minutes ago :p

#

Well I mean, what else are you gonna do?

#

Why even do That in the first place?

#

....and?

#

Well no shit you started a fire

#

"WE did that when it was raining once"

#

Shoulda been more clear

#

Cuz it read like "me and some others started a fire once when it was raining"

#

I don't get how it's even funny either :I

#

Then again I'm also one of those who actually doesn't film fights so idk

sudden panther
#

Oh I myself absolutely love filming violence and posting it on Facebook. Bonus points if it's a livestream.

mortal venture
#

Yeah

#

I don't get It at all

#

Yeah I'll pass 😒

grave adder
#

i remember at the last day of the exams, an unkown someone threw a cherry bomb and it exploded right at the foot of a student

mortal venture
#

Jeeze

shy bobcat
#

Jees

grave adder
#

Thankfully, stuff like that doesn't happen very often at school

mortal venture
#

I think trashcan burning has happened at least 3 times this year

#

A teacher even got pantsed but he was such a wimp about it that no one even got punished

#

Me yeah, US

#

This school in particular is shit

#

But not the shittiest

#

Indiana

#

19 :v

#

Red :/

grave adder
#

Damn, that really sounds bad

mortal venture
#

Not really

#

Mostly people who meme about liking him

#

In fact where I live there's a pretty strong anti trump sentiment

#

At least based on yard signs I saw pre-election

#

Well Indiana is also where Mike Pence came from :v

hot cloak
#

hey i'm from a red state too

#

a very very red state

pine ginkgo
#

but you have a blue name riot

hot cloak
#

i do :3

#

texas

pine ginkgo
#

she is a mad mexican

hot cloak
#

haha

#

😠 mad 🇲🇽

mortal venture
#

I doj know much much about Indiana history since I've just been here since last summer but iirc Mike pence is particularly infamous for LGBT conversion camps

shy bobcat
#

Im from Arizona I'm pretty sure we're pretty red also. Not as bad as Texas tho 😉

#

I don't recall anything about them directly fucking with the votes.

#

But what do I know

grave adder
#

Warum gibt es keine grüne Staaten D:

sudden panther
#

Jill Stein did nothing wrong.

pine ginkgo
#

Except a lot

#

🤔

mortal venture
#

Jill Stein was 3rd party soooooo

pine ginkgo
#

you can be third party and not be a nut job

mortal venture
#

You won't get anywhere either way

pine ginkgo
#

you can also be red or blue and still be a nut job

#

🤔

mortal venture
#

We've been a 2 party nation for literally the entire time we've been a nation

#

even tho George Washington advised against parties

#

Not that

pine ginkgo
#

there's only one true blue vs red

#

and it's on youtube

#

i should continue watching

mortal venture
#

Wasn't always dems vs reps

pine ginkgo
#

🤔

mortal venture
#

No...

#

Sure, still wasn't always dems vs reps

hot cloak
#

basically though

#

it's always been 2 party more or less

#

one party explodes or dissolves another takes its place

mortal venture
#

Yes but not the same 2

#

That's what I'm saying

hot cloak
#

i didnt say that 😉

mortal venture
#

Die Eine was tho

opal sequoia
#

I can understand the encouragement to vote third party, but it sadly really can't work in the US. It works in countries like Australia though, because we have preferential voting and so on.

#

But since the US doesn't have that, it's just a mess.

mortal venture
#

What?

#

No

#

Like in the very beginning it was Federalists vs. Anti-Federalists

#

Then parties evolved into ones like Democratic-republicans, whigs, etc.

#

Even then it wasn't always that

#

Though they are natural conflicts, their intensities weren't always the same

pine ginkgo
#

wut

#

wat

#

???

hot cloak
#

my question is how the "liberal" vs "conservative" labels got so far right in the US

mortal venture
#

That idk

opal sequoia
#

Our most right party here is called the Liberal party, lol.

pine ginkgo
#

FDP is or was also kinda rightly aligned

#

in germany

#

at least more than being left aligned

hot cloak
#

FDP are rich fuckfaces who want to privatize everything

pine ginkgo
#

most party names are relicts of their past anyway

opal sequoia
#

Yeah.

#

Ours are just Liberal, Labor, and Greens.

hot cloak
#

haha

#

yeah the US democratic party is center right by most measures

#

except in the US

opal sequoia
#

Yeah, we have the same situation. Both of the two main parties are right.

#

Real world politics don't actually tend to work on a dichotomy.

hot cloak
#

we either vote democrat because it's our only choice to get heard

opal sequoia
#

In the US, mostly the least-right. In Australia, they can vote 3rd party without wasting their vote.

hot cloak
#

ie stops the republicans by not fracturing the left vote

#

or you cry a lot i guess

#

i'm a registered independent

pine ginkgo
#

what

hot cloak
#

me?

#

🇺🇸

pine ginkgo
#

you asked her state about 30 minutes ago

hot cloak
#

tru

mortal venture
#

not sure why that's cool but okeh

hot cloak
#

i think it's cool 😎

#

heh

#

i think it's mostly man = default

#

which is stupid given statistics

mortal venture
#

I just refer to people as "they" until I know for sure

#

Well your picture is Einstein :p

hot cloak
#

lol

#

yeah i say i'm deutsche

#

and people think i'm a guy

quasi merlin
#

How

mortal venture
#

It's Deutsche for both tho

quasi merlin
#

Eben nicht

pine ginkgo
#

teh mikah

quasi merlin
#

teh lunah

#

Deutsche is female.

hot cloak
#

der Deutsche

quasi merlin
#

Shoot

hot cloak
quasi merlin
#

Okay, but

#

" i'm deutsche" can't be male.

hot cloak
#

True true

#

bin deutsche and you're not gonna think i'm a dude

#

but apparently

pine ginkgo
#

der deutsche frau gehört vors internet!

hot cloak
#

lol

grave adder
#

"I just refer to people as "they" until I know for sure"
Same here

pine ginkgo
#

i just refer to people by their name

grave adder
#

gute nacht

opal sequoia
#

Is there any gender neutral pronoun to use in German, like "they" in English?

agile dock
#

you asked what i wanted to ask :^D

thick charm
#

There isn't really

agile dock
#

i thought sie was more like a plural usage ?

hot cloak
#

night night @hot cloak

pine ginkgo
#

there is no gender "neutral" way yet

grave adder
#

Oh no! Can we not refer to people without assuming their gender?

#

Will there never be peace?

thick charm
#

In the meantime, you can use work your way around that by saying "die Person" but that's not really a good alternative

pine ginkgo
#

there "are" ways, but it's nothing official yet

thick charm
#

But from my experience, if you say "er oder sie", people are just gonna tell you the correct one

agile dock
#

as a person who uses they/them pronouns it was one of the first things i considered tbh

pine ginkgo
#

generally just ask what pronoun they prefer

#

they like that a lot more than assumption

grave adder
#

me, I'd prefer 'es'

#

:D

hot cloak
#

not surprising

pine ginkgo
#

dont use es

hot cloak
#

but if i'm talking to a person who uses other pronouns i circumvent this with... du 😄

grave adder
#

:c

thick charm
#

Yeah, "es" has the same negative connotation as using "it" in English

#

When talking about people, that is

agile dock
#

using es i feel would be the same as using "it" in english and its dehumanising and should only be used if you'be been told explicitly to use it

pine ginkgo
#

yeah

#

really, just ask

grave adder
#

aber ich bin ein Alien :c

agile dock
#

it can be seen as othering trans/non-binary folks and isnt great

pine ginkgo
#

from my experience, no one gets mad if you sincerely ask what pronoun they prefer

agile dock
#

agreed!

grave adder
#

alright, point noted

#

thanks!

pine ginkgo
#

... might differ on the internet

#

but it works in real life

agile dock
#

most folks prefer you just ask if ur unsure, tho using they at least in english is safe if you're unsure

#

now im just flashbacking to getting my die/das/der wrong in school all the time

pine ginkgo
#

can be weird sometimes :)

agile dock
#

even now im just like german is weird :^D

pine ginkgo
#

that is fine though

#

from time to time i think the same

thick charm
#

Yeah. I have been speaking this language for over 20 years now and still royally screw up from time to time

#

That's just part of the package

hot cloak
#

yeah people on the internet are generally dickbags about trans or nb people tbh

#

but irl is different, more accountability for the garbage you spew

#

eh need to scroll down before talking sry

opal sequoia
#

Hmm, but what about like, when you're writing about not a real person in the general sense in writing? It's just "man" then?

#

Or not necessarily writing, I guess.

#

But you know what I mean. When you're using a singular non-gendered pronoun but not talking about a particular person.

thick charm
#

As in "One can do this if they.."?

opal sequoia
#

Or about someone whose gender you can't ask, I supposed too.

#

Yeah.

#

"If they wanted to, they could ..." is a type of construction I'd use in English to refer to someone as a general human doing something.

#

Or do you just use "er oder sie" ?

thick charm
#

There's no actual gender neutral word for someone. Man in that case describes a hypothetical person

opal sequoia
#

Hmmm.

hot cloak
#

i suggest we adopt the finnish hän

opal sequoia
#

What's that?

twilit garden
#

3rd person singular pronoun

#

he + she + they combined

agile dock
#

doing a little reading i saw someone saying that they use sier or xier but are often misunderstood as mispronouncing sie

twilit garden
#

I have never heard of that tbh

agile dock
#

yeah it seems like its only a v small sub-set of ppl in online spaces

dry lynx
#

@pine ginkgo

pine ginkgo
#

Wormic?

dry lynx
#

I need some help with Pro Kontra arguments for Datenschutz

#

I only know one for each

pine ginkgo
#

What you got so far?

dry lynx
#

keeps ur data safe

#

the people keeping it safe can do bad stuff w it

#

sell it rtc

#

etc

pine ginkgo
#

Contra: Invasion of privacy, Unclear levels of access for third parties, possible selling of personal data, unclear length of data storage

#

Contra: Possibly link your data for one thing to data for other things

#

(Like personal ads things)

dry lynx
#

got some pros ?

pine ginkgo
#

Mhh, well mostly the things that are contrary to the contras :D

#

Pro: prevents unauthorized access to private data (in theory), your activity can't be easily tracked by others, dsta won't be sold for others gans

#

Something like that

#

Cant think atm xD

dry lynx
#

same

granite quiver
#

Interessiert jemand sich für Cricketspiel?

hot cloak
#

Nicht sonderlich

grave adder
#

Me neither, although my country seems really obsessed with it

opal sequoia
#

Yes my country also.

still hazel
#

@hot cloak nice

pallid kelp
#

finally making an untervermietvertrag 🎉

#

can finally start living here officially

hot cloak
#

yay!!

#

🎉

#

congrats y'all 😃

sturdy shadow
#

YAY!

pine ginkgo
#

BERZIPATS HURRAY

opal sequoia
#

Congrats. 😃

lavish saddle
#

@pallid kelp congrats 😄

lunar moss
#

@pallid kelp what does that even mean??? (google showed untervermietvertrag =under rent contract) so till now u were living illegal?

naive charm
#

Untermieter ist the person, who rents the apartment

#

You would translate it as lodger

lunar moss
#

so what she was saying??? , i mean she used officially term NotLikeHonk

naive charm
#

He meant "Untermietvertrag", i guess

#

As far as I know there is no "Untervermietvertrag"

lunar moss
#

@pallid kelp we need you here 😃

#

sorry for tagging 😃

opal sequoia
#

They were staying in temp accommodation, kreigu, and looking for a place to stay.

naive charm
#

Also as far as google knows, the word Untervermietvertrag doesnt even exists in the german language, so it ver likely was just a typo

lunar moss
#

okk

pine ginkgo
#

"she"

#

hehehe

lunar moss
#

@Basementality but to stay we need register at kreis ______ right?

#

dont tell once again i assumed gender wrong FeelsBadMan

opal sequoia
#

What do you mean, kreigu?

lunar moss
#

luna is girl name right?

hot cloak
#

Sol is not a girl

naive charm
#

I don't know his/her gender, but I just used she, because kreigu did. If I offended someone, im sorry.

lunar moss
#

for to stay in germany we have to register ourself to immigration officrr right?

hot cloak
#

oh, neither is berzi

lunar moss
#

who is sol and berzi?

opal sequoia
#

It's no problem, Andre.

hot cloak
#

soletluna and brzrkr

pine ginkgo
#

🤔

lunar moss
#

shit

hot cloak
opal sequoia
#

You don't have to be renting a house just to exist in Germany though.

#

I'm pretty sure.

lunar moss
#

i assumed kursichan as guy, luna and berzi as girl , what possible can go wrong? kappa

opal sequoia
#

What gender am I, kreigu?

naive charm
#

Never assume a persons gender. Just a friendly reminder.

hot cloak
#

lol

lunar moss
#

basementality ur guy right?

naive charm
lunar moss
#

LP KumikoHappy

fair iron
#

What about me, Kreigu? ^^

lunar moss
#

guy right?

hot cloak
#

this is kinda funny sorry kreigu

lunar moss
#

omg im bad
pls dont say arrem is a girl???

naive charm
#

apache, attack helicopter and don't forget the prefered pronouns. If you do someone will get seriously triggered

lunar moss
#

@fair iron frau? Thinkraging

fair iron
#

Haha, nope, sorry - I'm a man.

#

Thanks for humouring me with an answer. :)

lunar moss
#

well i assumed correctly , 😃

#

its riot who brainwashed me with that sentence FeelsBadMan

hot cloak
#

wut?

#

i can't help your inability to infer via the internet

lunar moss
#

after u said this is kinda funny sorry kreigu i assumed casca as girl

sudden panther
#

pls dont say arrem is a girl???
Sorry to disappoint you, but I am.

hot cloak
#

arrem best girl

haughty magnet
#

Arrem you girl

hot cloak
#

Can confirm, she's a girl

lunar moss
#

hell no

pine ginkgo
#

arrem is my favourite

fair iron
#

Yeah, she's great!

sudden panther
#

Screenshotting that. ❤

twilit garden
#

I'd go straight for Arrem

fair iron
#

Aw, how cute!

lunar moss
#

luna,brezi,arrem,casca-guy
riot,kursi- girl
?

crystal delta
#

🤔

sudden panther
#

Everyone just assumes I'm a guy because of the profile picture, but that's just the singer from Madness.

fair iron
#

Madness? No.

naive charm
#

its confusing

fair iron
#

This is Sparta!

lunar moss
#

dont troll me NotLikeHonk

haughty magnet
#

Don't be a lame Arrem

fair iron
#

And 🐱 ? Male or female?

hot cloak
#

cat

crystal delta
#

🤔 🤔

sudden panther
#

They don't call her the cat lady for nothing.

fair iron
#

You spoiled it Arrem. 😛

lunar moss
#

say ur genders so i can take a note on ur profile. so next time i adress correctly

twilit garden
#

I thought it was because of all the hair?

lunar moss
sudden panther
#

I did, but you apparently don't trust me. Hmph.

haughty magnet
#

I'mma off. See ya.

sudden panther
#

Bye! 😄

crystal delta
#

👋

twilit garden
naive charm
#

bye

fair iron
#

Bye!

lunar moss
#

later dude

fair iron
#

Guess I'll start.
My name is Casca, and... I'm a male.

sudden panther
#

Not an alcoholic? 😮

naive charm
#

Hello Casca

twilit garden
#

Hello Casca

sudden panther
#

Hello Casca

twilit garden
#

one does not exclude the other

crystal delta
#

Let's continue!

Someone once thought I'm a bot, so now I'm a bot!

naive charm
#

Selbsthilfegruppe

hot cloak
#

That would be me

#

tbh

crystal delta
#

I mean, we all already know you are a bot Botto ❤

hot cloak
#

👀

hot cloak
#

That is her profile, yes

fair iron
#

Botto is the best AI - you're human to me!

naive charm
#

you seriously just took a screenshot of that?

hot cloak
#

the note tho

lunar moss
#

^

naive charm
#

"living meme" lol

hot cloak
#

wow that's funny

lunar moss
#

dont say that to him, he will time me put FeelsBadMan

#

out*

hot cloak
#

how does one get timed out on discord

crystal delta
#

@hot cloak I meant this with "assuming I'm a bot":

hi algebro are you a chat bot?
im still confusing

(in #general lol)

hot cloak
#

go sit in the corner and think about what you've done

crystal delta
#

quite some time ago but it was fun 😃

lunar moss
#

kick or ban what ever u MODS call kappa

fair iron
#

The mods normally call for pizza.

#

I do the same.

lunar moss
#

wait then i will post some spam links kappa

hot cloak
#

Go ahead

fair iron
#

👀

lunar moss
hot cloak
#

Im tempted to disable custom emojis for you

lunar moss
#

pls dont

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😦

pallid kelp
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wow what happened while i was showering

fair iron
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Kreigu assumed genders.

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And we rolled with it.

pallid kelp
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to sum it up, thanks to everybody who congratulated me (if that's a word), yes I meant to write untermietvertrag, and lastly, lol for kreigu assuming genders

lunar moss
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😃

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sorry for assuming wrong gender

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😃

fair iron
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A belated congratulations, by the way, Berzi!

pallid kelp
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:D

twilit garden
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🎉

pine ginkgo
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berzi when is roleplaying time in berzi house

lost dagger
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Kriegu are u a görl?

hot cloak
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snek confirm gorl

pine ginkgo
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snek confirm snekurk

mortal venture
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Why are we celebrating o3o?

hot cloak
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brzi isnt homeless anymore

mortal venture
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Oh woo

lost dagger
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Oh yay

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🎉

pallid kelp
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\o/

sudden panther
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Yay Berzi you won't starve to death now.

pallid kelp
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i wasn't starving anyway, for now

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i cook way better than my mum tbh

sudden panther
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Just so you know, if you do ever die of starvation, I'd be happy to find you a place at Juan's jewish cemetery in Vienna. ❤

pallid kelp
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be glad to

sudden panther
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It's relatively close to me too, so I could visit you ever day and bring you flowers!

pallid kelp
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how considerate of you

sudden panther
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Except they don't really do flowers, do they? 🤔

pallid kelp
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also i just realised i'm not jewish

sudden panther
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I suppose rocks are even cheaper. I can just pick one up. 🎉

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That's no problem. Vienna accepts everyone. 😄

mortal venture
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Skirts are probably more expensive than flowers tho :v

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good pre-A1 German vocabulary joke, me

pallid kelp
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aight now i'm calling it a night

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o/

twilit garden
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Music is even cheaper than skirts btw ;)

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Good night, Berzi ❤

mortal venture
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Not if you buy your music >:o

twilit garden
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What album costs as much as a skirt? :o

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I just realised i have no idea how much a skirt costs

grave adder
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kreigu has done a heinous crime

lost dagger
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I need recommendations for skype/steam names

thick charm
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Mace Vinda?

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Idk I'm bad at names

opal sequoia
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How about: helloiamasnekandiamlearningthedeutsch

hot cloak
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snekisnek

pallid kelp
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Black Mamba

sturdy shadow
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Mack Blamba

grave adder
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TheSnek27

lost dagger
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oh

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I like Mack Blamba

dense rivet
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Mack snek blamba

opal loom
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Halloo

naive charm
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hallo, was ist denn?

opal loom
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wie funkzioniert diese Channel?

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ich möchte reden

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Aber ich findes gerade schwer das zu machen

naive charm
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Du klickst auf den Namen des Channels um zu joinen

opal loom
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Zum Beispiel Practice Room?

naive charm
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yep

opal loom
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aber ich kann nicht verbinden

naive charm
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Woran liegt es?

opal loom
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"No route"

naive charm
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Es hat doch funktioniert

opal loom
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doch

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ich höre nichts

naive charm
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Die Person, mit der du im Channel bist ist gemutet

opal loom
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Kannst du da eintreten?

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hörst du mich?

naive charm
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ne