general-2

[lavish saddle]

a little

[pine ginkgo]

universities usually reserve slots for handicapped people, maybe try that?

[hot cloak]

yeah my mom had a stroke and is now wheelchair bound

uni doesn't bring in €€€ for them to live off of tho

[lavish saddle]

but he went back with me to america and it go worse since he didn't move enough

[hot cloak]

😦

[lavish saddle]

So I carry him everywhere

[pine ginkgo]

i mean working at a university

[lavish saddle]

@hot cloak My mother had early onset Alzheimers and passed away

[hot cloak]

ahhh smart @pine ginkgo

[pine ginkgo]

and you get decent money, though of course depending on job

[fair iron]

Sorry about that disturbance...

[lavish saddle]

He's going to try blindbewerben

He really wants to work in IT, even as a lehre

[pine ginkgo]

i know for a fact that our university is always looking to get handicapped people to fill the empty slots

so might be the case too for yours

though of course i don't know about the severity and things

[lavish saddle]

He's able to work

He just can't like...plug in servers and stuff

He can do all of the computer work and has an electric wheelchair

[hot cloak]

does he want to do programming?

[lavish saddle]

Taxi is free for him

Yes

He's learning Java

[hot cloak]

he should look into fachinformatik ausbildungen

for anwendungsentwickler

[lavish saddle]

Here I can only find IT Informatiker

[hot cloak]

weird

in DE there's at least 2

[lavish saddle]

oh studying?

[hot cloak]

systemintegration which is server stuff and building machines

no

ausbildung is like vocational training

you're paid for it

[lavish saddle]

oh, yes

Then a lehre

[hot cloak]

3 years long, and you get an abschluss after

[lavish saddle]

Yes, lehre

[hot cloak]

yeah idk what the terminology is in AT

[lavish saddle]

It's where you learn and get paid to work a normal job and you get paid really little, but progressingly more

and it lasts 3 years

Then you do a test afterwards

And you have the ausbildung

[hot cloak]

yeah

bingo

[lavish saddle]

He's trying

[hot cloak]

it's really hard even without a wheelchair tbh

[lavish saddle]

But, it's all difficult...People are scared of wheelchairs here

[hot cloak]

the competition can be brutal

[lavish saddle]

Because when they see wheelchairs, they think ''He's impossible to get rid of''

They are almost impossible to fire

[hot cloak]

yeah i feel you, my mom basically cannot visit me in DE because so little is actually barrierefrei compared to the US

:/

that too

[lavish saddle]

In AT, everything is getting more and more barrierfrei

The trams are all barrierfrei

[hot cloak]

lol

[lavish saddle]

Most trains are niederflur

When they aren't, they have a device in them

[hot cloak]

here some ubahnen that come to stops that are theoretically barrierefrei are still not accessible

it's insanity

i don't know what DE has against wheelchair users but the hate seems to run deep

[lavish saddle]

I was in köln for a weekend

[hot cloak]

my condolences

[lavish saddle]

and all I could think is, glad I don't live here

[hot cloak]

yep

it's awful here

only some tram lines have elevators

and plenty of trams sit too high above platform level and lower a set of steep stairs

like "ha ha you used the elevator to get down here but still can't get on the tram"

do you have that issue in AT where every public bathroom in restaurants etc are in the basement?

down a narrow, winding set of stairs?

[lavish saddle]

They turned the elevators off on us

[pine ginkgo]

it's vintage heheh

[lavish saddle]

They took him down the escalator in his wheelchair

[pine ginkgo]

oh wow

[lavish saddle]

And no, the bathrooms are all pretty accessible

[hot cloak]

wow

bathrooms here are basically never accessible

[lavish saddle]

That's crazy

[hot cloak]

which left my mom in tears on more than one occasion

so i was like ok you never have to come back to this shitty city

[pine ginkgo]

at least in hannover

from my experience they let you use the staff bathrooms if you ask

tho

[lavish saddle]

I know that my boyfriend waited to use the bathroom everyday because we never saw one

and used the one in our hotel

[hot cloak]

staff bathrooms are often also downstairs

at least in köln

esp older buildings and stuff

tho this lead me once asking for the retarded bathroom in a museum

cause my german wasn't great lol

[pine ginkgo]

hahaha

[hot cloak]

the guy kind of chuckled and pointed me to the right place

mom i think i just accidentally called you retarded

[pine ginkgo]

not sure about other places

[hot cloak]

now they know you're the retarded one [riot]

kek

[pine ginkgo]

but around my dorf slowly more and more barriefreie stations are built

it just takes a while :/

[hot cloak]

yeah

it was different in the US before i was born

[pine ginkgo]

germany is slow to renovate stuff unless it's really needed or requested

[hot cloak]

in 1990 the Americans with Disabilities Act was passed and it forces public spaces to be barrierefrei

[pine ginkgo]

so many stations are just the super old vintage types

[hot cloak]

but the way we got there was a lot of handicapped people crawling out of their chairs and laying themselves on the steps to the capitol building

forcing lawmakers to step over and around them

kinda gruselig

[lavish saddle]

I noticed when I took him to america

That I had no problems with him

He could take his wheelchair everywhere

[hot cloak]

yeah

i've heard the farther east you go, the worse it is

that in russia (according to my russian coworker) that people in wheelchairs just never leave the house

[lavish saddle]

Wow, that's awful 😦

That would be a sad life..

I love how independent he can be here with getting in the trams and everything

Places that have little bumps to get into them, over the last year I've noticed that they all build ramps into them anymore

[hot cloak]

nice 😃

[lavish saddle]

So, if you ever want a place to visit with your mom

I recommend linz

I don't know about other places in Austria

Like...The trams in vienna are a little different and older

I think they aren't as accessible

[hot cloak]

good to know

we're going on a vacation this year that includes stops in russia and estonia and finland

i'll report back on how not barrierefrei they are lol

[lavish saddle]

Always nice to know which places are good to visit 😃

[pine ginkgo]

i hope you are not going in winter hehe

[hot cloak]

naaah summer 😃

[toxic urchin]

SUMMER SUCKS

[fair iron]

How so?

[quasi merlin]

We have summer?

[hot cloak]

no

just the zeitraum when it should be

[fair iron]

We have it once a year, Len. Even on leap years! ^^

[hot cloak]

hahaha

[lost dagger]

I somehow got a cut on the roof of my mouth and now it hurts to eat :<

[pine ginkgo]

me too yesterday

[fair iron]

I burnt the roof of my mouth whilst eating pizza once.

[lost dagger]

😦

[fair iron]

In other words, all the best on your recovery ^^

[lost dagger]

Thanks ^^

[lost dagger]

These two poor snakes dried up and died due to the hot weather 😦 it's 90° f today

[twilit garden]

Well, they were going the wrong way - of course they died

[fair iron]

The acupuncture also seems a little overdone 🤔

[still hazel]

t!cat

Awwwww

XD

[fair iron]

Wasn't the nicest feeling ^^

[calm rain]

Poor sneks

[shy bobcat]

RIP to Schlange’s fallen brethren

[still hazel]

The second one is T swizzle

[lost dagger]

I finished my presentation 😄

And presented it

[opal sequoia]

😮

[lost dagger]

The videos didn't work though 😦

[opal sequoia]

🐍

[lost dagger]

And I didn't make eye contact with anyone because I was just reading off a sheet of paper

I had a song by Heino I wanted to play

[shy bobcat]

https://youtu.be/OsJg5aQxvJs
Is this that German scat fetish pr0n?

[lilac dew]

sinner

kiffer

Kiffer

there we go

[shy bobcat]

How many prepositions are there in German?

Googling for how many are in English gets an answer but not for German

[lilac dew]

me

[runic rain]

@@fair iron wtf ich verbrenne mir fast jedes 3. Mal den mundraum beim TK-Pizza essen. Bin zu gierig

[pseudo vortex]

du musst sie gefroren essen @runic rain

[runic rain]

kappa

[lilac dew]

no

[pseudo vortex]

hat mal en Kumpel gemacht 😄

[lilac dew]

war u m

[pseudo vortex]

er wollte 2 gleichzeitig machen, die haben aber nicht in den Ofen gepasst, also hat er eine Halbe in gefrorenem Zustand gegessen 😄

[hot cloak]

lol

wie furchtbar hats geschmeckt?

[pseudo vortex]

er war nicht begeistert...hat aber trotzdem bis zur Hälfte weitergemacht...frag mich nicht warum

[hot cloak]

aus stolz wahrscheinlich lol

[pseudo vortex]

ich würd ja sagen er ist durch, aber das trifft halt auf alle meine Freunde zu xD

[hot cloak]

hahaha

[runic rain]

Gerade blut gespendet

[hot cloak]

Du Wohltäter

[runic rain]

Tjaaaa so bin ich

[formal badge]

seit wann und warum gibt es ein zweiten general-kanal

[hot cloak]

ist @runic rain 's tagebuch

hast du nachher nen pfannkuchen geholt? 😄

[formal badge]

war es dein eigenes?

[hot cloak]

lol

[runic rain]

Ne, vorher in der Mensa vollgefressen

Habe mich danach entschlossen, einer Teil meines Geldes an Krebskranke Kinder zu spenden

(bekomme ein bisschen Taschengeld für das spenden)

[formal badge]

20 €?

[runic rain]

25

[formal badge]

versuchs mal mit tombozüden(schreib man das so?) spenden

50€

[runic rain]

Ich mache das doch nicht für das geld

(doch, eigentlich schon)

[hot cloak]

wat

[leaden jacinth]

Ich spende blutplasma für Geld

[hot cloak]

das ist kein spenden

[runic rain]

Blutplasma soll auch geld geben, kann man auch regelmäßig er machen

[hot cloak]

du hast dein blut verkauft

[leaden jacinth]

Nettes Einkommen und regelmäßiger Gesundheitscheck

[formal badge]

so viele körperflüssigkeiten können gespendet werden...

[runic rain]

Aber der Uniklinik und nicht dem DRK

[hot cloak]

achso

[leaden jacinth]

Nein. Ich spende meine Zeit dabei

[hot cloak]

mfw i read DPRK

[formal badge]

ich hab an der uniklinik in hd immer nur 20 bekommen 😦

[runic rain]

Alles für Kim Jong Un!

Alles für die Partei

[hot cloak]

für die partei, eh?

@formal badge Thrombozyten

[formal badge]

thx, war zu faul zum googlen

[hot cloak]

👀

[sudden panther]

Do the people who get @runic rain's blood also get partial ownership of #general-2? 🤔

[runic rain]

i... i think so...

[quasi merlin]

No

[runic rain]

no?

[quasi merlin]

No

[fair iron]

What about his bone marrow?

[quasi merlin]

🤔

Not sure

[fair iron]

Because if so:
Phountix, I have a bone to pick with you.
😎

[still hazel]

XD

[sudden panther]

What's your blood type?

[fair iron]

Smooth, crimson, with a decent salary.

Yours?

[quasi merlin]

I should probably write down the expressions Casca uses to become English native.

[fair iron]

^^

[sudden panther]

If you say 0+ I'm coming to Köln and getting myself shot or something. And then I'll finally rule over #general-2! 🎉

[quasi merlin]

Arrem, we've already said "no".

Do you not read the whole chat?

[sudden panther]

You don't count. You can only set the rules for #german-only. 😛

[pine ginkgo]

you have to spell it out for arrem

or he won't understand

[quasi merlin]

EN

OU

[still hazel]

"OU"?

[quasi merlin]

Ou

[still hazel]

OH

[fair iron]

Phonetic ---> N O

😄

[still hazel]

EN OH

[fair iron]

I've started you off, Len:

IDIOMS:

001 | "I have a bone to pick with you"
002 | "Two birds with one stone"
003 | "To hit the <noun>"
--- "bottle" : "To drink alcohol"
--- "gym"    : "To visit the gym"
--- "hay"    : "To go to bed"

[still hazel]

/'nəʊ/

[quasi merlin]

/əʊ/

See

ou

[still hazel]

Oh yeah

X friggin D

[quasi merlin]

Iks deh

[fair iron]

Also, how are you not native, Len? Your English is fabelhaft und fehlerfrei. ^^

[quasi merlin]

Casca, let's add some of these: https://www.dict.cc/?s=to+hit+the+

[fair iron]

To hit the bottle? I approve ^^

Added

There, now I'm also happy with the formatting 😄

🤔

[quasi merlin]

?

[fair iron]

If you remove one t from formatting, it completely changes the meaning...

^^

[quasi merlin]

"There, now I'm also happy with the formatting"
I don't see anything, btw.

[fair iron]

@quasi merlin
I've copied and pasted it again:
IDIOMS:

001 | "I have a bone to pick with you"
002 | "Two birds with one stone"
003 | "To hit the <noun>"
--> "bottle" : "To drink alcohol"
--> "gym"    : "To visit the gym"
--> "hay"    : "To go to bed"
004 | "If the shoe fits"

^^

[quasi merlin]

Ah

Looks good

[fair iron]

Thanks to @still hazel , I've thought of another idiom to add :D
Unsurprisingly, it's: If the shoe fits

👌

[still hazel]

Haha

XD

Yay I've contributed!

[pseudo vortex]

I think I spider

[dry lynx]

@sudden panther http://i.imgur.com/qphKB12.png

that's how we do it

[sudden panther]

u lil shit

no air for a month!

[fair iron]

Does that mean extra rations of air for the rest of us?

[dry lynx]

naaah

I keep em

"Učenik piše neprimjerene komentare na test"

Guy de Marzipan, so worth it

[elfin heart]

the student wrote ... comments in the test

what is neprimjerene?

am wondering

[hot cloak]

The student wrote inadequate comments in the test

[elfin heart]

thanksss

[hot cloak]

👌

[sudden panther]

Aw Botto, you're a true slav now. ❤

[runic rain]

Hey guys

Time to head into the world of sleeping amd dreams aka. My bed

Selbstverständlich nicht, ohne ein bisschen von meinem Tag zu berichten

Heute bin ich mit meiner Freundin Blutspenden geganngen!

Bei der Uniklinik Köln. Ich habe jetzt auch meinen Blutspendeausweis abgeholt, weil ich bereits einige Male dort gespendet habem

Auch bin ich mittlerleile typisiert, falls also jemand Knochenmark braucht... ;)

[elfin heart]

geil knochenmark

[runic rain]

;)

[elfin heart]

will haben

[twilit garden]

Mhm, Knochenmarkklößchen

[runic rain]

Ansonsten bleibt zu erzählen, dass ich heute abend mal wieder 'The Long Dark' gespoelt habe

das Spiel ist echt fesselnt. Hatte es vor über einem Jahr "durch" gespielt

Aber es ist so viel neues gepatcht worden, dass es quasi ein ganz neues Spielerlebnis war

Ich freue mich auf den release

[twilit garden]

Ist es immer noch in der ?

[runic rain]

Ich glaube ich habe noch nicht von gestern erzahlt: ich war um 10 Uhr in der Stadt und musste Schuhe für meine Schwägerin in Spe und meine Freundin kaufen

Alpha sogar

[twilit garden]

wow

[runic rain]

Es gab ein Angebot: "Die ersten 40 Minuten nach Ladenöffnung: Chucks für 40€"

Ich war ziemlich pünktlich da... Aber auch einige andere Menschen. Es war ein ziemlichs Tohuwabohu

Leider habe ich keine Schuhe in der große meiner Freundin greifen können. Aber dafür habe ich bei ihrer Schwester Kharma sammeln können.

Ich habe mich sogar dazu hinreißen lassen, selbst ein paar zukaufen, da ich zwischenzeitlich zufällig die richtige Größe in der Hand hatte und diese nicht verlieren wollte.

Danach war ich auf dem Polizeipräsidium in Kalk.

Cliffhanger

[runic rain]

(...) und habe diese beiden Kameraden gekauft

[twilit garden]

awwwwww ❤

[runic rain]

Insg. Gerade einmal 20 €

Die kleinen Lederjacken kann man sogar ausziehen (klett) und hinten steht Polizei drauf

[twilit garden]

Die kleinen Lederjacken kann man sogar ausziehen

[runic rain]

Jaja ich wusste, dass das kommt

[twilit garden]

Du redest dich aber auch immer weiter rein 😄

[runic rain]

Ich war letztens am Heumarkt in einer Kneipe

[twilit garden]

Ich glaub ich weiß schon welche

[runic rain]

Habe den Geburtstag von einem schwulen Bekannten nachgefeiert

Konnte leider nicht lange bleiben

Worauf will ich eigentlich hinaus

Vielleicht muss ich beweisen, dass ich keine Berührungsängste habe?

[pine ginkgo]

Gute Frage

Frag mal deine Freundin

[runic rain]

Wäre schon arg lächerlich eigentlich

[twilit garden]

Das hat auch keiner behauptet ^^

[runic rain]

Achja ich mag Köln

Ich finde es unverständlich warum nicht jeder Mensch tolerant ist

Ob sexuell, religiös oder politisch

Andere Meinung haben: bitte aber doch nicht anderen den Mund verbieten

[twilit garden]

Ich hab mal gehört, dass solche Sachen, wie politische Positionen, vom gleichen Hirnareal behandelt werden, wie Identität, Stresssituationen und Lebensgefahr.

[sudden panther]

Good night ihr Memers. Don't overdose on memes while I'm gone. ❤

[twilit garden]

Good night Arrem - good luck tomorrow again ❤

[sudden panther]

Caramel stalking us as always. 😛

[runic rain]

Arem

You know this is no channel for memes

[sudden panther]

Thanks Nemo. 😄

[runic rain]

Sleep tight

[sudden panther]

Gooood. Gooooooood.

[twilit garden]

Ich begeb' mich jetzt auch mal in Richtung Bett - gute Nacht 👋 ❤

[runic rain]

Dito

Gute Nacht

[hot cloak]

Träum schön!

[lilac dew]

CA R AM EL

hi how are you

[hot cloak]

Well I managed to delay having to give the presentation till next week.

[lilac dew]

that's fun

you know how to put things off with skill

impressive

[hot cloak]

It's something you develop with practice.

Und wie gehts dir?

[lilac dew]

eh

na gut

habe Hunger

aber weiß nicht worauf

[hot cloak]

Gibts nichts zu essen?

[sudden panther]

Ahh presentations. Forcing yourself to talk in front of large groups of people when you absolutely hate it is pretty cool. Eventually you realize that you're silly and there's nothing scary about it. And then you don't give a damn anymore. 🎉

[hot cloak]

Ich erwarte mit Ungeduld, wenn ich keine Angst vor Präsentationsgeben hab.

[lilac dew]

fast nichts, ja

lol even I hate presentations

and I'm an actor, for god's sake

[hot cloak]

I tried to join a debate club to get over my fear of public speaking but I never mustered up the courage to participate in one so joke's on me.

Can you not write a script and pretend you're acting it out?

[lilac dew]

Eh

no

Putting on a persona to act is a lot different than a factual presentation

there is never a scene in which I'm going for an honest communication in the audience

[hot cloak]

It'd be kind of fun to actually be able to really grab the audience's attention and make them care about whatever it is you're talking about.

[lilac dew]

true but I tried something like that once

teacher got pissed

said it took away from the presentation

[hot cloak]

Weird.

[lilac dew]

like there's no way to make it interesting tbh

you just have to like

[sudden panther]

I dunno when it clicked for me, but it just kinda did once. Doing a homework problem in front of 200 people in German is still one of my proudestestest achievements. 😄

[lilac dew]

force them to listen

[hot cloak]

When I did my teacher praised me for being "interesting" because I was being overdramatic.

[lilac dew]

i can never explain my homework

i normally get correct answers but like

you know

i'm

uh

a shit math teacher

[hot cloak]

I would love math if I understood it.

But staring at your paper for hours until something clicks is a bit of a long process to have to do daily.

[sudden panther]

Math and mathy stuff requires a kind of a passion for it tho. Putting in a lot of work and seeing a nice result makes Arrem a happy boy.

[hot cloak]

I'm sure going to sleep at an earlier time would also make Arrem a happy memer.

So take care of yourself kiddo.

[opal sequoia]

Maths is amazing.

[sudden panther]

It would. ;-;

[lilac dew]

math is great no i love is

it

just

explaining my thought processes to other people is a n n o y i n g

[opal sequoia]

But it's fun.

[lilac dew]

how so

[lost dagger]

there are too many maths

[opal sequoia]

It's just fun.

[viscid fiber]

DID SOMEBODY SYA

MATH

[lilac dew]

meth

[viscid fiber]

me

[lilac dew]

th

[viscid fiber]

i need german to study

[opal sequoia]

Study maths.

@viscid fiber Wie geht's dir heute?

[viscid fiber]

Mmmm, mir geht's gut, und dir?

[opal sequoia]

Mir auch. 😃

Was lerntest du heute?

[viscid fiber]

um, ich studiere mehr Mathe

Weil.... ich Mathe-Test habe..... next week

[opal sequoia]

Oooh.

Sehr schlecht.

[viscid fiber]

SEHR WAHR

ZU WAHR

[opal sequoia]

Haha.

[viscid fiber]

Was machst du jetzt?

[lilac dew]

nicht jetzt

sondern gerade

[viscid fiber]

danke mutti

[lilac dew]

bitte

[viscid fiber]

WAS MACHST DU GERADE

[lilac dew]

immer hier, euch zu helfen

ich muss ein Papier schreiben

[opal sequoia]

Ich sehe YouTube an.

[viscid fiber]

oh so

[lilac dew]

für Geschichte

[viscid fiber]

in german

yu use "sehen" even for "to watch (TV)"?

[lilac dew]

to watch TV = fernsehen

technically you can use ansehen

[opal sequoia]

Yeah, TV has a specific verb.

[lilac dew]

you can also use schauen tho

[viscid fiber]

honestly ilearn random words that i never know when i'll use but i learn them bc i think

"that seems cool"

[lilac dew]

that's fun

but no he's not using sehen

he's using ansehen

[viscid fiber]

oooooo

[lilac dew]

which means 'to watch'

[viscid fiber]

OH

I DIDN'T SEE AN

A TTHE END

ok

gotcha

[lilac dew]

technically it's sich(dat) ansehen

[viscid fiber]

i was like "wtf kinda asian language bullshit is going on in German right now"

[lilac dew]

but oh well

@me everyday

i'm suffer i n

[viscid fiber]

is sich also dative?

[lilac dew]

in that case it's using the dative form of sich

forms

not form

so like how you have ich fühle mich (the rest of your sentence)

there you would have

ich sehe mir (youtube, etc.) an

but you can just use ansehen

[viscid fiber]

thats so

fucking weird

[lilac dew]

oh well

[viscid fiber]

i mean like

its cool

but thats kinda strange

[lilac dew]

yeah

red do you like my final form

[viscid fiber]

r u sure this is it

[lilac dew]

IT'S BEEN A WHILE, NICKI MINAJ

3000 YEARS, TO BE EXACT

[viscid fiber]

久しぶり、ニッキー・ミナージ

実際に、(something about 3000 yarrs)

years

[lilac dew]

#other-languages

[viscid fiber]

bitch

[lilac dew]

don't talk to your mother that way

[viscid fiber]

b*tch

[lilac dew]

hmm

getting better

i was looking for

bench

[opal sequoia]

Hündin.

[lilac dew]

no.

Bank

also that's a really literal term for bitch???

[opal sequoia]

Yeah.

That's the only kind of term you need. Literal.

[lilac dew]

man you're weird

and this is coming from a concerned mom, also a mum

[viscid fiber]

Ich bin nur Schwein

whatever sounds pigs make in german

[opal sequoia]

Red, what's the gender of the word Bank in German?

[viscid fiber]

der

[lilac dew]

n'o

die

[viscid fiber]

you know

i had it down

to die/der

[lilac dew]

at least it wasn't das

die Bank has two meanings and I love it

[viscid fiber]

die Bank ist nur ein Schwein

[opal sequoia]

Oh?

[lilac dew]

the bench is only a pig

[viscid fiber]

i menat what i said

[opal sequoia]

A pig apparently says grunz in German.

[lilac dew]

i sAY WHAT I MEAN AND I MEAN WHAT I SAY FREAL

g ru n z

[viscid fiber]

do german ppl call the police

das Schwein

[lilac dew]

no

[viscid fiber]

they shold

[lilac dew]

they call them

(insert german 911 here(

[viscid fiber]

r u shittin gme

gamete

[lilac dew]

no

gametE?

i know about them thingies

sexcells

[viscid fiber]

idk i saw gme and thought

gamete

[lilac dew]

more like

gayeet

[viscid fiber]

😂 👌

[lilac dew]

👏 💦 👏

[viscid fiber]

👏 dont 👏 say 👏 ur 👏 bisexual 👏 unless 👏 uve 👏 kissed 👏 a 👏 bike

we learned about homomorhisms in math right and so

when i was looking some stuff for my homework

somebody didn't wanna

write "homomorphism"

so all over their tped out paper was

"f is a homo"

[lilac dew]

👏 let's 👏 not 👏 even 👏 go 👏 there 👏

[opal sequoia]

Wow.

[viscid fiber]

i never laughed so hard at something dumb tbh

[opal sequoia]

You both make me laugh.

[viscid fiber]

good it means we bring life

[lilac dew]

👏 i 👏 will 👏 rip 👏 your fingers off 👏 and shove 👏 them up 👏 your butt 👏

-sarah schauer

[viscid fiber]

wh at

[lilac dew]

she was a waitress and got real pissed at people snapping for her attention

and thus

the above

[viscid fiber]

👏 dont 👏 fuck 👏 wtih 👏 me 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 listen 👏 to 👏 👏 spongecore 👏

i 👏 cant 👏 understand 👏 your 👏 accent

[lilac dew]

👏 bitch 👏 you 👏 just 👏 fucked 👏 up 👏 with 👏 the 👏 god 👏 damn 👏 double 👏 CLAP 👏

[viscid fiber]

👏 👏 for emphasis

[lilac dew]

👏👏 for my ass

[viscid fiber]

how to use german preoposition bei

what does it mean

[lilac dew]

= by or at

Ich bin bei dem (beim) Strand

i'm at the beach

[viscid fiber]

hmmm ok

im kidn of close

to toppling my astronomy teacher

[lilac dew]

whatwhy

[opal sequoia]

You can use like "bei Red" for example to mean "at Red's place".

Oh?

[lilac dew]

yeah

[viscid fiber]

oooo cool

but anyway

[lilac dew]

bei mir, bei dir = where I am, where you are

[viscid fiber]

im not sure if the total points for my astronomy class is accurate so i may have just fckeed myself from getting an A bc mis calculations

so im just crossing my fingers at this point bc i want an A but u cant win them all

she never updates grades like ever

[opal sequoia]

Oh I see.

I hope you get it.

[lilac dew]

i hope she sets the class on fire

[viscid fiber]

thank u base, hunty

and i die?

eah same

exceptteclass is like

online

so i guess she'd burn blackboard

idk if you guys know what that is lol

[opal sequoia]

Hmmm, yeah, I think that's what we have to use.

[lilac dew]

heard of it

normally we use like

nearpod

dammit i'm so tired

but

u g h

[viscid fiber]

me too

ok

so

this one dude who is like almost failing lab wanted me to give him my labs that did for some reason

and im like ??? nah fam you shoulda been workin

[opal sequoia]

Schlaf ruft dir zu.

[viscid fiber]

"ruft"?

[lilac dew]

comes from rufen

und ja, ich weiß

aber man kann einfach schreiben 'schlafen ruft dich'

[opal sequoia]

Ohh.

[lilac dew]

Zuruf ist ein Nomen

kein Verb

[viscid fiber]

see the line where that sky meets the sea? ... es ruft mich

[opal sequoia]

Oh I see.

So poetic.

[fair iron]

Die Linie / Grenze ---> [...] *sie ruft mich.

[opal sequoia]

Danke.

[lilac dew]

GRANDMA

WIE GEHT'S DIR DIESEN MORGEN_

[fair iron]

👋

[lilac dew]

diesen schönen morgen

[fair iron]

Ganz gut. Bin müde und muss zur Schule, aber sonst nicht schlecht ^^

Und dir?

[lilac dew]

ganz schlecht

bin auch müde und sehr wütend

[fair iron]

Das tut mir leid :/

[lilac dew]

aww

nicht deine Schuld

muss einen Artikel über Trump schreiben

sehr nervig

[fair iron]

😮

Muss jetzt los - machs gut 👋

[lilac dew]

du auch

es ist für Bürgerschaftskunde und Regierung

🙃 🔫

[viscid fiber]

oh wait

[lilac dew]

?

[viscid fiber]

DIESE KÜCHE IST SO LEER UND EINSAM

[lilac dew]

me

this kitchen

t h i s k i t c h e n

[viscid fiber]

D i e s e K ü c h e

[lilac dew]

so leer

so einsam

PUT IT IN POETRY NOW GO

diese Küche ist so leer und einsam
kein Essen gekocht zu werden,
kein Fleisch auf dem Ofen
was kann man tun?

nutzt er den Strom?
ruft er den heraus,
die hellen Flammen umarmen seine Körper-
sie verleiben sich seine Seele
ein.

POETRY

[viscid fiber]

-claps-

[lilac dew]

no

stop that

disrespectful

[leaden jacinth]

Schöne Scheisse

[hot cloak]

wooo

[lavish saddle]

I got 3 of them x)

They're pretteh

[fair iron]

I have a blue one, and a London 2012 olympics one ^^

Haven't had the chance to collect any more these last few years :/

[sudden panther]

Zum verb = for verb(-ing)

[fair iron]

zum Sammeln = to collect

(Verb nominalisation)

[pine ginkgo]

isn't for collecting a better translation? 🤔

[fair iron]

Because zu sammeln would just be the infinitive
Zu dem Sammeln = Zum Sammeln

Yeah, for collecting makes the most sense.

[quasi merlin]

Casca

Norio Kunato dieser Arsch

[lavish saddle]

@fair iron I got the purple, blue, and green

[fair iron]

Len
Norio Kunato wer?

[lavish saddle]

These don't really happen in America anymore sadly, so these are the only I have

[fair iron]

They don't?

Huh

[lavish saddle]

Nope

Never seen it in my life

[fair iron]

I wonder if the McDonalds at the trainstation does them. If so, I can pick up a glass or two on my way to and from school 😃

[quasi merlin]

Casca, Sidonia no Kishi

[fair iron]

Ahhh

'Tschuldigung, ist schon ne Weile her 😄

[lavish saddle]

All I know is my parents got them when I was a baby and we have had those ones for years (still do(they were disney))

[quasi merlin]

Der Typ, der eigentlich den Tsugumori steuern wollte

[fair iron]

Und, gefällts dir, Len? (Sidonia no Kishi, meine ich)

[quasi merlin]

Jup, bin bei Episode 7

[fair iron]

^^

Ich finde die Intro-Musik richtig gut.

Besonders der
Sora no kouro wa kaze ni kie
Anjuu wa iku oku kounen saki
Tsuki susumu nara madou na
Iza yukan kishi yo
Teil 😄

[quasi merlin]

Uchikudake (Knights of Sidonia)
Toki michite (knights of Sidonia)
Ikiru tame (Knights of Sidonia)
Toki hanate (Katsuro wa kono te ni)

[hushed bough]

Ich verstehe kein Japanisch

[quasi merlin]

Ich auch nicht

[hushed bough]

Ist's ein Lied?

[quasi merlin]

Ja

[fair iron]

@hushed bough I've linked it in #archived-media ,if you want to give it a listen.

[hushed bough]

Danke. ich bin gerade auf der Arbeit, aber spaeter werde ich es anhoeren

[still hazel]

Lol random guy talking about no man's sky: "Ich war so gehypt auf dieses Spiel, seit ich den ersten trailer sah und so verteidigte ich das Spiel auch auf sämtlichen Plattformen, die das Spiel schon im Voraus schlecht bewerteten, also ich war ein richtiger Fan Boy, wie er im Buche steht." xD didn't know "gehypen" was a verb in german hahaha lol

[hot cloak]

hypen is one

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level B role.

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level C role.

[still hazel]

Thats funny

WHY

no u dont lol

no u have level C now lol

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Removed Level A from your roles.

[still hazel]

Haha this is hilarious

Good color

Bist du Niveau C?

Non?

Je suis A

Mais, j'ai étudié les allemand pour trois "months"

Lol Ive also studied french for two years and I forgot how to say "month" xD

😃

How long have u been studying german?

Oh

[hot cloak]

Please dont abuse the bot btw

[still hazel]

Well then ur a level A

Yeah

Lol

[hot cloak]

Gave you A

[still hazel]

Where are u from, mexican cat?

HAHAHAH

oh thats cool

Im from the US

I had a swedish exchange student

She didn't understand why we didnt have ikeas everywhere lol

Lol its true

No hes nice

Lol

Arrem is hilarious

Yes 'MURICAN ENGLISH IS DA BEST ENGLISH

English, from amurica

But american rednecks pronounce "american" like " 'murican"

Thats cool

Did u use it for vocab, or for grammar?

Cuz duolingo grammar is bad

But the vocab is good

I used it for a while, too

What?

Haha

Ah

NEIN NEIN NEIN!!

Nej, Nej, Nej

Um lol google translate

Im Sam

Ja

Nope

[pine ginkgo]

yes

[still hazel]

Probably not, unless ur doing it just to annoy him

But u shouldnt

Cuz he might

U wnat to be banned?

Ok

[quasi merlin]

??

[still hazel]

But ur not

[quasi merlin]

You said you just started

[still hazel]

They have to test u u clown

He did xD

@ripe kite that will definitely get u kicked

Nej!

[quasi merlin]

What are you smoking

[still hazel]

Thanks to you, I've learned some swedish!

Idk... what do they smoke in sweden?

[pine ginkgo]

things you aren't mikah

[quasi merlin]

lunah, are you smoking the same?

[still hazel]

Probably Sklårtï Cråčk

[pine ginkgo]

i wish i were

[still hazel]

@ripe kite where'd u go?

[sturdy shadow]

You memes

[still hazel]

Lol

[quasi merlin]

Says another meme

[sturdy shadow]

Ich bims, kein meme!

[still hazel]

Did u see the "Komm für Deutsch, bleib für memes"?

[pine ginkgo]

mein Bein ist eingeschlafen

[quasi merlin]

Weck es auf

[pine ginkgo]

und ich muss aussteigen

[still hazel]

Ich bin ein meme

[pine ginkgo]

hilfe

[still hazel]

Ich bin der meme

[pine ginkgo]

zu hülf!

[still hazel]

Nej

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level C role.

[still hazel]

Jag är en meme

[sturdy shadow]

Yo wer ist denn das?

[quasi merlin]

#other-languages

[pine ginkgo]

drei Chinesen mit dem Kontrabass?

[still hazel]

Ja

Ja

[quasi merlin]

Zeit zu gehen

[still hazel]

Tchüss, len

[quasi merlin]

Nicht noch so ein Fake-C-Level

[still hazel]

Is sweden the happiest country, @ripe kite ?

Or is it all lies

Lol

But your name says you're mexican, BUT YOURE ACTUALLY SWEDISH

LIES😱

Lol

So ur a cat

[quasi merlin]

No, you're a cat

[still hazel]

Hahaha im just messin with ya xD

Ich scherze

[quasi merlin]

No, they're obviously a cat.

[still hazel]

Yes

@ripe kite what color is your fur?

Lol 😂

Whats your name then? Like Jårrpi?

Or Jukka

Ooh

Thats very swedish

Aww

Oh lame

Haha

Thats not swedish

Still here

Im in school rn so I have to periodically look like im paying attention xD

...

Haha

Wierd question

Ummm

Probably meatballs

[quasi merlin]

Don't eat glass

[still hazel]

Yeah

[quasi merlin]

I know, but saying you eat glass in English sounds painful.

[still hazel]

Thats pretty good life advice "don't eat glass"

[quasi merlin]

^

It'll hurt

[still hazel]

^^

But if it's ice cream, go ahead

[quasi merlin]

Why would I google "glass"?

I said "I know" a minute ago!

[still hazel]

No ik... it's glace in french

I believe you!

Lol

[fair iron]

I should have stayed - I can no longer follow.

[still hazel]

So you've just started learning german?

Like do you know ANY german yet?

@ripe kite

Kennst du Deutsch noch?

Ein bisschen?

[fringe tundra]

xD

[pine ginkgo]

that means

[fair iron]

That's... precautious?

[pine ginkgo]

you know no words

🤔

well

[fringe tundra]

are your friends alcoholics?

[fair iron]

Kraken vehicle | Kraken home

[pine ginkgo]

well i accept that

[fair iron]

*Krankenwagen | *Krankenhaus

[quasi merlin]

Are you into Kraken stuff?

[pine ginkgo]

though how does a krakenwagen look like 🤔

[fair iron]

Erm...

V8?

🥁

[pine ginkgo]

lol

tell me its gender

[fair iron]

That differs from kraken to kraken 🤔

[quasi merlin]

@pine ginkgo http://i.imgur.com/v3Dr3ZG.jpg

[fringe tundra]

ba dum tsssss

[pine ginkgo]

mikah 🤔

[quasi merlin]

solah 🤔

precautious | precautious

I'm trying to find a difference

[fair iron]

...

^^

[quasi merlin]

I don't get it

[fair iron]

Precocious means to develop skills / inclinations at an earlier age.

A gifted child, that is.

Plus, I don't think there is anything to get.

@ripe kite If you wish, your name can be white (that is, having no role at all)

It's either that, green, or orange.

[quasi merlin]

My life is a lie

[pine ginkgo]

your life is len

[quasi merlin]

You're right, Luna.

[fair iron]

The B role has a purple colour - that role was removed from you.

[pine ginkgo]

can you stop screaming

[hot cloak]

Please stop

[still hazel]

Lol

Mexican cat, I thought PewDiePie was the only swedish person that always screams about everything, but you've proved me wrong

[fair iron]

It's delicious.

[still hazel]

xD

[viral thunder]

❌ Bad argument: Role "Level D" not found.

[quasi merlin]

Stop abusing the bot already.

[fair iron]

👀

[still hazel]

Yeah honestly

U might get kicked, mate. U seem pretty nice... it would suck if that happened

#282831147942281216

[fair iron]

?

[still hazel]

Read it 😃

[hot cloak]

k see ya

[fair iron]

Kick?

[hot cloak]

enough of that

[still hazel]

Damn

[pine ginkgo]

nully is scary :o

oh well

definitely.

[quasi merlin]

"and im not him"

Bye? lol

[fair iron]

He's had enough chances.

[pine ginkgo]

at least 5

[fair iron]

That's ignoring the PMs.

[still hazel]

What a clown

[pine ginkgo]

yes.

[still hazel]

He seemed nice and I told him to shut up, but he didnt listen

[hot cloak]

0x1#5328 he can add me and we'll talk

[pine ginkgo]

are you actually c level?

[quasi merlin]

Testen wir's!

[pine ginkgo]

Laber nicht

[fair iron]

No offense, but from what I've seen, you're not.

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Removed Level C from your roles.

[quasi merlin]

What a surprise

[still hazel]

Well that sucks... he seemed like a pretty nice guy... he's your friend, @fossil dock ?

But is he your friend?

Oh... do you think we could invite him back?

Give him ONE more chance?

Cuz i liked him

But he was an idiot... xD but he also didnt seem to understand the rules, or how strict they are

[opal sequoia]

You should just let the mods handle it.

[still hazel]

Oh ur mexican cat?

LOL

[quasi merlin]

"ok im him"

Dat plot twist, who would've thought

[still hazel]

Haha

X friggin D

Unreal

No i dont hate you

[pine ginkgo]

just behave

[still hazel]

The devs, though, they might

[quasi merlin]

Annoyed and annoyed

[still hazel]

Lol

[quasi merlin]

Does that suffice?

[still hazel]

I actually hate you rn xD

🙄

Ok now im just confused

[quasi merlin]

😐

[still hazel]

Im lost

Plz stop ur confusing me so much

[pine ginkgo]

mikah's surprise rating was 0

[still hazel]

Wait did u just change your nickname?

Wait no!

[pine ginkgo]

it's his other account shoe

[quasi merlin]

No, he joined with 2 accounts.

[still hazel]

Cuz ur posts dissapeared

😫IM SO CONFUSED

Lol

[pine ginkgo]

i think you need more alcohol

[still hazel]

Hahaha

Im 15, so no.

[quasi merlin]

No alcohol at 15?

[pine ginkgo]

one more year then :)

[still hazel]

No three

I live in th US

[quasi merlin]

Oh my God

He's gone

THANK GOD

[still hazel]

Who

[quasi merlin]

The blocked messages

aka. Mexican Cat

[still hazel]

Oh

[lavish saddle]

o.O was ist mit ihm passiert?

[sudden panther]

[lavish saddle]

lol

[quasi merlin]

Na hoffentlich

[still hazel]

Haha did they kick him again?

[sudden panther]

Banned, actually.

[still hazel]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[pine ginkgo]

ist noch was in DMs passiert, arrememe?

[sudden panther]

DMs? 🤔

[hot cloak]

Yeah uh, he tried to tell me that he's basically alting on another account. Then I banned his alt

[pine ginkgo]

cleverness

[sudden panther]

Looool

[hot cloak]

did i miss fun? 😂

[pine ginkgo]

if you ask mikah

no

[quasi merlin]

Sorry, but meh

[runic rain]

Feierabend

[fair iron]

What do I come back to? Another friend request ^^

[pine ginkgo]

who would want to be your friend?

[dry lynx]

@quasi merlin https://imgur.com/OYQ7jPH

the whole squad was on point

[fair iron]

Skins = wins, right?

[dry lynx]

they were just bad

[quasi merlin]

Level 7 = win

has LeBlanc level 7 and can't play her because of the rework

[dry lynx]

she's better now

at least there is some counterplay to the burst

it's a small window

but it's there

[fair iron]

I miss playing as Darius :/

Although I preferred the Q before the short countdown.

You can actually avoid it now...

[quasi merlin]

@dry lynx I don't want her to have counterplay when I'm the level 7 LeBlanc :p

[dry lynx]

xd

[fair iron]

What exactly does mastery do? Been too long since I last played 🤔

[toxic urchin]

Gives you a badge

[fair iron]

That all?

But thanks ^^

[sturdy shadow]

It's like reddit karma

[fair iron]

Fair point.

[toxic urchin]

It can have an effect on the opposite team if they are competitive

they see the badge and they think this guys a pro

[fair iron]

😄

You hear that, @quasi merlin ? You're a pro!

[toxic urchin]

or you're boosted

[fair iron]

He would never.

👀 Right?

[quasi merlin]

Huh?

[fair iron]

Your level 7 LeBlanc makes you pro.

[quasi merlin]

😅

[fair iron]

Source: Coral A 0

[toxic urchin]

I didnt say it makes you pro

it just makes you look like one

[fair iron]

Here's all the proof we need:

Your words, not mine 🤔

[toxic urchin]

your words, not mine

[fair iron]

Well played
🤝