general-2

[hot cloak]

4:52 pm

[runic rain]

Heute war ich in Bonn unterwegs

[lilac dew]

kann's Gefühl verstehen

[hot cloak]

aber ich bin im Internat

[runic rain]

Aber später etwas mehr dazu

[hot cloak]

😕

[lilac dew]

ich will schlafen

[hot cloak]

ich auch

[lilac dew]

hab gar nicht letzter Nacht geschlafen

[runic rain]

Meine Freundin hört gerade TKKG

Lawl

[lilac dew]

ooh

[hot cloak]

ich bin müde mit alle hier bei meine Schule

[lilac dew]

interessant?

bei meiner*

mit allem auch, ich denke

[quasi merlin]

letzte Nacht

[lilac dew]

keine R

ah

[runic rain]

Alles gut bei dir riot?

[lilac dew]

es ist nur Zeitphrase

[quasi merlin]

kein R

[lilac dew]

listen i need rest

[runic rain]

Wie heht der graue Text?

[lilac dew]

im so tired i havent

'

[hot cloak]

atleast ur better than me

[runic rain]

/test/

[quasi merlin]

Buchstaben sind alle sächlich.

[hot cloak]

Ja

[quasi merlin]

`Dein Text` @runic rain

[hot cloak]

Ich hasse vielleicht Buchstaben

[lilac dew]

°°

°v°

[hot cloak]

And fucking wordorder

[runic rain]

test

[hot cloak]

jo ich werde irgendwann diesen scheiß husten wieder los

being sick sucks

[quasi merlin]

diesen

[pine ginkgo]

der husten

[lilac dew]

awwwwwww

[quasi merlin]

Ich mach hier jetzt excessive-corrections draus

[pine ginkgo]

Boah mika

[hot cloak]

its appreciated 👀

thanks

wie lernst man Vocab

[lilac dew]

lernt

Wörterbuch aber?

[hot cloak]

lesen

[runic rain]

Vokabeln

[quasi merlin]

Lesen and vocab flashcards, I'd say

[lilac dew]

wenn es keine Klassen oder Bücher gibt

[hot cloak]

It would be nice if i could say one sentence fully right

[quasi merlin]

You did

A few minutes ago

[hot cloak]

But oh well that aint happenin'

Ok good

Thanks

[lilac dew]

alles gut so, gut so, gut so wie es ist

[quasi merlin]

I'm concerned

[hot cloak]

are you also a mom?

[lilac dew]

die Welt dreht sich und dreht sich doch ich mach' heut nicht mit

ohmygod len stop trying to be me

[quasi merlin]

But I'm not a mom and also not a mum.

[pine ginkgo]

Mika being a mom would be cool

[lilac dew]

oh okay

[quasi merlin]

What, Solet?

[lilac dew]

riot i was so concerned for a moment

[hot cloak]

about?

[runic rain]

neither / nor

[pine ginkgo]

Findeste nech mika?

[quasi merlin]

Wie soll ich 'ne Mom werden? 😅

[lilac dew]

because

if len was concerned

[pine ginkgo]

Das war ja nicht die frage :D

[lilac dew]

AND a mom

i would have died

and cried for grandma

[quasi merlin]

You would of died? (hehehehe)

[fair iron]

Hmm?

[pine ginkgo]

Casca siehe general

Uh das andere

[fair iron]

...
Here you go, Len: 🚪

[quasi merlin]

🚀 flies away with his nose

[runic rain]

Hey Lennard

[lilac dew]

ohmygod

[opal sequoia]

Yeah?

[fair iron]

Thanks Solet 👍

[lilac dew]

don't ever say that again @quasi merlin

[runic rain]

Everything was fine yesterday i suppose?

[quasi merlin]

I'm sorry. 😅

[lilac dew]

alles gut

[opal sequoia]

Yeah, a few fires but good thing the extinguishers were in good order.

[runic rain]

I see, you hid the 🔑 at the right spot

[opal sequoia]

Although I actually went to sleep shortly after because I was dead tired.

[runic rain]

Nice. Do i need to refill them? Or is it still enough

How many shots were fired?

[opal sequoia]

Not enough for any noise complaints.

[lilac dew]

oh

[runic rain]

So i think we may keep the channel?

No eviction notice?

[opal sequoia]

Like they could take it. Let's see them try.

[sudden panther]

Try me.

[lilac dew]

please evict me

[fair iron]

🤔

[lilac dew]

don't question me.

[hot cloak]

don't question you?

[lilac dew]

just don't

[fair iron]

But why?

[lilac dew]

what did I just say?

[hot cloak]

what DID you just say?

[pine ginkgo]

WHAT

[lilac dew]

what did I just say

[runic rain]

¿Qué?

[quasi merlin]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[lilac dew]

#other-languages

[sudden panther]

ICH HABE NIEMANDEM WAS GETAN UND DU BELEIDIGST MICH

[lilac dew]

HUNTEA NO

[hot cloak]

ohne grund?

[lilac dew]

immer ohnen

[hot cloak]

👀

[runic rain]

DU HAST ARREM BELEIDIGT?

[hot cloak]

🚨

[sudden panther]

Gurkschn mutet immer ohne Grund bitte Arrem wichtig!!!!!!!!!11elf

[quasi merlin]

🍭

So

[lilac dew]

so

[twilit garden]

hätte auch nua ne Lampe sein könn

[quasi merlin]

Do you people like lollipops?

[lilac dew]

don't question me.

[fair iron]

But why?

[twilit garden]

i like the song lollipop by Mika

[lilac dew]

WAS HAB ICH GRAD GESAGT???

[sudden panther]

Hah Nemo. Konjunktiv. Nice joke. 😛

[lilac dew]

conjoin me

[sudden panther]

Vllt heißt es Lampe* 😅

[fair iron]

IST DIR DAS DENN SELBST BEWUSST?

[hot cloak]

I wanna leave this chat because its making me doubt myself being around advanced people

[twilit garden]

you win 😄

[hot cloak]

should I!

Its hurting my confidence

[lilac dew]

bewusst?

[quasi merlin]

*DAS

[fair iron]

Already fixed it 😉

[quasi merlin]

DISCORD FORMATTING OP

[runic rain]

Neigh 🐎

[fair iron]

YEP

[lilac dew]

gibt kein Wort dafür im Wörterbuch

hilfe?

[fair iron]

def create_word(term):
    Wörterbuch.append(term)

[runic rain]

ET JITT KEIN WORT

[quasi merlin]

WHAT

[sudden panther]

Wenn es macht du fühlen besser, wir sein alles dumm und machen Fehlern.

[quasi merlin]

USING UMLAUTE IN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES?

Bist du in Sahne?

[fair iron]

WHAT IF I AM? TRY ME!

[lilac dew]

@me hoe.

[hot cloak]

xd

[lilac dew]

TRY ME! I'VE BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN TRHOUGH

[runic rain]

Guys. Please remember the rules

[lilac dew]

EVEN IF IT MAY SEEM LIKE LIFE OR DEATH, I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE!

sorry i was quoting heathers

[runic rain]

Or else officer Bear will have to step in

[hot cloak]

Nah, Im here dw

[runic rain]

🚨 🚨 🚨

[quasi merlin]

^ fake

Not rotating

[lilac dew]

me

[fair iron]

I too can step in <noun>

[lilac dew]

no thank you

[fair iron]

I was GOING to say "your life, and hug all of you."

But OKAY!

[hot cloak]

every now and then i glance in here and wtf is happening

[fair iron]

Be that way.

I don't know, Berzi, what is happening?

[runic rain]

🚔

[hot cloak]

heavy memeing apparently

[quasi merlin]

I actually don't know what's happening, I'm just trying to stay relevant.

[hot cloak]

i feel my german proficiency going away little by little the more i stay here

[quasi merlin]

WHAT

[lilac dew]

same

[hot cloak]

Same....

Well goodbye guys...

then speak german here? lel

here as in the channel not the discord 👀

I want to leave for my own mental health

[sudden panther]

^^^/^

[hot cloak]

❤️

[lilac dew]

ich kann

[sudden panther]

Wot riot sez.

[lilac dew]

^^^/^ = ^^

[hot cloak]

if its better for your mental health, by all means take a break @hot cloak

[opal sequoia]

Bye @hot cloak . I hope things go well for you.

[hot cloak]

gut, also sag mir bitte wie ich "sass" übersetzen könnte

[sudden panther]

I'm on mobile, give me a break. 😛

[runic rain]

🚨 🚔 🚨 🚔 🚨 🚔 🚨
Thats enough you guys
This is no place for shitposts!

#general is for Memes only.
#general is for shitposts only.
#general-2 is phountix' private channel.

Be aware of the rules!
🚨 🚔 🚨 🚔 🚨 🚔 🚨

[quasi merlin]

These rules don't apply with Arrem in the channel.

[fair iron]

Privacy? I won't allow it!

[runic rain]

They do

[quasi merlin]

They don't.

• beansprucht #german-only *

DISCORD

[runic rain]

kannste haben

Done.

[hot cloak]

👀

[lilac dew]

@me tho

[fair iron]

As if you can complain, 0x1. You pretty much have your own channel anyway 😛

[lilac dew]

~is strikethrough a thing~

maybe now

[fair iron]

Yes

[lilac dew]

yup

[runic rain]

noyes

[lilac dew]

i had a disgusting conversation today

[runic rain]

With whom?

[lilac dew]

people at school

see

I've studied biology and human anatomy for like years

so people ask me lots of things

and let's just say

I found out that someone I know has a certain...

interest...

[fair iron]

Oh?

Go on?

[runic rain]

In?

[lilac dew]

thebedroom

they were asking about whether something was sanitary or not

[runic rain]

🚨 🚔 🚨 🚔 🚨 🚔 🚨
Keep it PEGI-13

[lilac dew]

but I was already discouraging them

because like

they shouldn't even be trying that kind of thing with anyone

at their age (15)

it was not a good time

[runic rain]

Wait - it isn't?

[fair iron]

I can't even think about what sort of question one would ask in order to learn about sanitation...

[lilac dew]

you don't want to know

[fair iron]

Can you PM me the question?

[lilac dew]

@runic rain what isn't?

do you really want me to

like

[fair iron]

Wait

[lilac dew]

really?

[fair iron]

I have a feeling.

[runic rain]

15 the right age?

[fair iron]

But now I really want to know...

Please do.

🤔

[lilac dew]

honey what they were asking about

was like

not a good

and no I don't think they should be

you don't really understand the repercussions things like that have in our school communities

people are cast out

destroyed, even

[fair iron]

Sanitation
15
Trying that kind of thing with anyone

I have a hunch

But I'm not certain.

[lilac dew]

you can pm me a guess

[hot cloak]

obvious fetish is obvious

[runic rain]

I want a small siren-gif

So i can put it everwhere

[lilac dew]

PFFT

Casca guessed wrong

it was

very interesting

[fair iron]

The actual answer is just as bad, if not worse, depending on how you view it.

[lilac dew]

I'd say worse

Easier access

[opal sequoia]

I want to know what it is. 😦

[fair iron]

Do you?

[opal sequoia]

Of course.

[hot cloak]

can we just post it here then delete it or w/e

[lilac dew]

uh

fine

[hot cloak]

exactly what i thought lel

[opal sequoia]

Oh okay.

[hot cloak]

casca wtf did you think

[fair iron]

Look at the three things I said earlier.
Draw your own conclusions...

[hot cloak]

😱

[opal sequoia]

I was hoping for something really weird.

[hot cloak]

sanitation is what immediately tipped me off

[fair iron]

It can't self-destruct if you spell self-destruct wrong 😛

[hot cloak]

tbh

[lilac dew]

me

[quasi merlin]

Casca, ich komm nicht drauf.

[fair iron]

@opal sequoia Is that not what you'd call really weird?

[opal sequoia]

I mean weird in the sense of something you wouldn't normally think of.

[hot cloak]

i def wouldn't call either of those things "really weird" tbh

[lilac dew]

hmm

[hot cloak]

germans are sort of famous in the US for at least one of them lel

[quasi merlin]

Und wenn's geschrieben wurde hab ich's nicht gesehen.

[lilac dew]

I've had worst question

[sudden panther]

doitagaiaaiaiananaan

[lilac dew]

worse questions

wow i can english

[hot cloak]

💩

[runic rain]

create_word('self-detruct');

[fair iron]

@quasi merlin I'll PM you my guess.

[lilac dew]

m

e

hmm

i've been asked about chickens

[quasi merlin]

Ja und die Antwort auch 😅

[lilac dew]

and other things

[sudden panther]

Can I just promise not to ban you if you post it? 😛

[fair iron]

You want to know too, Arrem? 😄

[sudden panther]

No guarantees what the bear will do though. 😛

[lilac dew]

ohmygod.

[hot cloak]

the PM telephone game seems silly

[sudden panther]

You may get banished from #general-2 and doomed to witness the memes of #general foreverrrrrRrRR!R!!!!!!!!!!111111einhundertelf

[fair iron]

Fair point.

[hot cloak]

this is #general-2 so if @runic rain says its ok it should be ok

[lilac dew]

damn savage

[hot cloak]

phountix can we .... shit 👀 ... up your channel

[lilac dew]

WOW

mom is amused

[quasi merlin]

Len is singing internally.

[runic rain]

You may post it for one more flash

Be prepared arrem

Ready when you are

[sudden panther]

Go.

[lilac dew]

Me?

oh

yeah

[fair iron]

Yep

[sudden panther]

Yep? What does he have to do with anything?

[runic rain]

*not too sure if this is a case of Rule#2

#general is for shitposts only.

Yaryaryar

Hey riot

Was machst du morgen?

Bist du noch am kurrieren?

[hot cloak]

hab ein probearbeiten

🎉

[fair iron]

Viel Erfolg ^^

[hot cloak]

thx

[runic rain]

Dann bekommst du keine chucks för 40 Tacken?

[hot cloak]

im extremely nervous

😦

[runic rain]

Bei karstadt sports morgen

[hot cloak]

oh?

[runic rain]

Converse chucks für 40€ für die ersten 40minuten nach Ladenöffnung

[hot cloak]

lol

[runic rain]

Ich soll für meine freundin und ihre Schwester Schuhe kaufen

[lilac dew]

GET THEM HIGH HEELS

AND IF THEY DON'T WANT THEM

SEND THEM TO ME

[runic rain]

Reminds me of asdf movie X

Hunny, why is the Baby on fire? - BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!

[hot cloak]

sending your hetero boyfriend to buy you heels

this is a recipe for disaster

[runic rain]

I can buy 'schwarze chucks Größe X'

[hot cloak]

yeah

chucks ≠ heels

[runic rain]

Zum Glück

[lilac dew]

but i want he e ls

stilettos

h h

[opal sequoia]

👠 👠

[runic rain]

👠

Haha Lennard

Awesome Timing

[opal sequoia]

You need two tho.

[runic rain]

Neigh, 4

@hot cloak i like this neigh wordplay

[hot cloak]

i vote neigh

[runic rain]

TKKG is full of murders and death

It's too scary for me

I like ??? more

[hot cloak]

@runic rain is in #german-only quick post bad memes!

This is the most I've ever seen someone look into something

WARNING: spoilers if you haven't watched the anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsVU6GP4OEk

This guy either did a lot of research or is just really damn smart

[opal sequoia]

What anime?

[copper pike]

^

[quasi merlin]

^

xD

[hot cloak]

Your Lie in April

It's in the video name

._.

[copper pike]

Yeah

[quasi merlin]

But not in the link

[copper pike]

But I'm on mobile

Won't click it :(

[opal sequoia]

It's hard to tell what the title is from that title.

[copper pike]

Anyone reading Danberu nan kiro moteru here?
It's definitely the craziest recommendation I ever got from my gf

[hot cloak]

I'll never see this opening the same again

@hot cloak do you watch Digibro as well?

yeah this guy definitely looked too much into the opening

Watching it at normal speed now and it's impossible to tell

[opal sequoia]

@copper pike What is it about?

[hot cloak]

He has similar bullshit overanalysis videos.

are all Japanese girls like real life anime girls cuz if that's so I'm moving to Japan definitely

lel

[copper pike]

Girls lifting weights and putting them down
A bit Lewd, but the exercises are actually correct

[opal sequoia]

Oh okay.

[hot cloak]

@hot cloak nope

bt

w

if you guys watch anime

www.kissanime.ru 👍

discord

what must I do to make it a link

lets try

put http onfront

on front*

http://kissanime.ru/

yep

[opal sequoia]

in front

[hot cloak]

on front

[opal sequoia]

Why?

[hot cloak]

in front works too

but I use on front because I'm hipster

[copper pike]

I have very rarely time to watch Animes these days
I rather read some mangas in between

[quasi merlin]

Lol

[hot cloak]

manga is good

[runic rain]

Ja bitte tauscht euch über Mangas aus

Coolcool

[sudden panther]

Pf. Caramel adding more words to her name. I was waiting for the day you become \🔥 \🐫. 😦

[copper pike]

Junji ito mangas?

[opal sequoia]

Junji Ito is pretty impressive.

[hot cloak]

Ich soll irgendwann Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai schauen

Es sieht so gut aus O_O

[runic rain]

Icj kenne mich so gar nicht mit anime und manga aus

[fair iron]

Dann musste mal anfangen!

[quasi merlin]

^

[hot cloak]

But then how will people know that I'm burnt?

[fair iron]

Like so: 🔥 🐫

Who needs words?

[opal sequoia]

Don't think of them as words.

[fair iron]

Think of them as pictures.

[opal sequoia]

Think of them as abstract drawings.

[quasi merlin]

💬 ❌

[opal sequoia]

Which complement the camel.

[copper pike]

@runic rain
Watch kikis delivery service to start with

[quasi merlin]

🖼 ✅

[hot cloak]

I know this is random

People might think I'm a burned, camel.

[fair iron]

Noooo

[hot cloak]

but

Casca you should seriously call yourself native English too because I've never seen you even make 1 mistake or thing that looked off once. Your accent too.. bro if you hadn't told me I would've 100% thought you were native English

[fair iron]

Watch Death Note to start with.

[opal sequoia]

A hot camel.

[fair iron]

@hot cloak So did my English friends 😄

[hot cloak]

A camel from the fire nation, even.

[fair iron]

(Except for those I've known all the years I spent there)

[hot cloak]

Most Germans have pretty sound English though 👌

[quasi merlin]

Casca = English native

Teach me, master

[fair iron]

Sure!

[lilac dew]

hi i can try to help lol oop

[fair iron]

One second, let me find the be all and end all of being English.

[lilac dew]

^cancer?

[runic rain]

Deathnote kenn ich

Hab ich sogar gesehen

[fair iron]

Found it

[runic rain]

Zumindest so 20 episoden oder so, dachte das ei fertig

[copper pike]

Ganz?

[quasi merlin]

Fookin' twats

[fair iron]

gobshite is one of my favourite swears 😄

[hot cloak]

Sie machen einen Film darüber, oder so habe ich gehört

[fair iron]

Meine ich auch.

Und Shingeki No Kyojin!

[quasi merlin]

Machen Sie

L ist schwarz (just for the record, I'm fine with that)

[hot cloak]

@fair iron What's the beste Teevorbereitungsmethode?

[fair iron]

@hot cloak Kettle or bust.

[hot cloak]

So I should put the tea in the kettle after I warm it in the microwave, gotcha.

._.

[fair iron]

This is the best bit in Death Note:
https://youtu.be/HGVdmMEZzUY?t=378 [6:18]

[hot cloak]

1. Boil kettle
2. Boiled water in mug
3. Tea bag in mug
4. Tea bag out of mug
5. Milk
6. Done

[fair iron]

#nofilter

I forgot that Death Note (2017) is a Netlifx original film ^^

[copper pike]

#whitetea

[fair iron]

Treetea

🤔

[opal sequoia]

I've never tried white tea I don't think.

[lilac dew]

me

i only spill tea

and si

p

never drink

[opal sequoia]

http://s.eatthis-cdn.com/media/images/ext/681175231/white-tea-with-lemon.jpg

[runic rain]

Ok Freunde. Es wird Zeit für den obligatorischen #Tagebucheintrag

Ich werde nämlich langsam müde

Heute habe ich das Auto, welches ich mir für das Wochenende bei den Eltern meiner Freundin ausgeliehen habe, zurück gebracht.

[copper pike]

A bit yellow imo
Also What's all that sugar for?!

[runic rain]

Shhh quiet now.

Meine Freundin ist im Auto mitgefahren.

Als wir bei den Eltern angekommen sind, war niemand im Wohnzimmer! Sie machten einen Mittagsschlaf.

Also warteten wir noch ein paar Minuten.

Wenig später haben wir dann die Eltern angetroffen.

[copper pike]

R E M I D E M M I

[runic rain]

Sie haben uns von den Foodtrucks erzählt, die dieses Wochenende in Bonn Bad Godesberg halt machten

Wir haben uns also dazu entschieden, dort hin zu fahren und etwas zu essen.

Trotz des schlechten Wetters war viel los!

[hot cloak]

why are there 2 general channels

[runic rain]

Wir haben uns zuerst eine Art Bratkartoffel-Teller mit 'mexican' dip geteilt

Und danach habe ich mir ein Sandwich mit Beef geholt

Es war wirklichc lecker, meine Freundin hatte einen Burger

Zum Nachtisch hat sie noch einen crazy Frozen Yogurt gegessen

Und ich habe Zuckerrohrsaft getrunken... Das war ziemlich süß, aber ich wollte es einfach mal probieren.

Danach sind wieder nach Köln gefahren und waren glücklich, dass der Maibaum noch an seinem Platz stand.

Ich wünsche euch nun eine gute Nacht ;)

[hot cloak]

Ich auch

Gute Nacht 👋

[runic rain]

Morgen werde ich in der Stadt Schuhe für meine Freundin 'jagen' müssen

[hot cloak]

gute nach ihr lieben 😴

[runic rain]

Ich wünschte, ich wüsste noch wie die Speisen aus den foodtrucks hießen. War ziemlich exotisch

Naja. Gute Nacht ;)

[quasi merlin]

Gute Nacht!

[opal sequoia]

Nacht.

[hot cloak]

@hot cloak Are you more of a tsuntsun or a deredere?

i'm pretty much the definition of a tsundere

depends on the moment

Is there anything more disgusting to an Italian than putting ketchup on spaghetti?

[quasi merlin]

🍕 🍍

[shy arrow]

yes

er i mean no

thats almost a sin against god

[shy bobcat]

🍕 🍍
If you do this you are not welcome into my household

[shy arrow]

^

[pine ginkgo]

Yes embrace the Dönerpizza

[hot cloak]

> Temprature in Arizona on Friday: 40 C
I'm sure we'll cope somehow.

[shy bobcat]

scheiße

[hushed bough]

I for one like hawaiian pizza

however I understand why people might not like pineapple

[hot cloak]

Blasphemy

[hushed bough]

and I wear my baseball cap BACKWARDS!!!

and listen to disreputable music!!

[hot cloak]

The baseball caps will make you go bald

[hushed bough]

good thing I don't actually wear them unless it'S a bright day outside

[hot cloak]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think penguins have hair.

[pseudo vortex]

how you dare

[hushed bough]

no we have feathers which are like hair

[pseudo vortex]

all hail the holy noot

noot noot!

[hushed bough]

I've just been chilling on an ice sheet for like 3mos with my unhatched chick while my mate binges on fish on the ocean

I haven't found out yet that she got eaten by a seal and will never return

such is life in antartica

[hot cloak]

Why do we have a seal emoji?

[hushed bough]

why wouldn't we?

[hot cloak]

We need all of the emojis

Fair point.

[hushed bough]

Der Hai 🦈 fraß 🍴 den Pinguin 🐧 und der andere Pinguin 🐧 war sehr trauig und weinte 😭 viel

[hot cloak]

Wunderbar

[hushed bough]

Ich übe mein "Emojiilish"

[hot cloak]

Pingu, wie hast du deine Partnerin kennengelernt?

[hushed bough]

"kennengelernt"?

[hot cloak]

Past participle of kennenlernen

[hushed bough]

I knew that much

[lost dagger]

wooo?

oh I see

[opal sequoia]

Hallo Leute.

Ich bin nun zurückgekommen.

[sturdy shadow]

@hot cloak berzi ist mehr als tsuntsun und deredere

[lost dagger]

how would I call the jaw of a snake? Kiefer?

[runic rain]

i guess so

Didnt know of any special description

[sturdy shadow]

Berzi ist unser Bara Loli tsunderenault megane shiroi haired shaved unwhistling trap catgirl

[runic rain]

Hey die eine

Müde?

Kaffee? ☕

[runic rain]

Only got one left in my fride, sorry

[hot cloak]

kiosk time

[sudden panther]

Ew.

[mystic oxide]

Ich spiele immer Google Chrome

[quasi merlin]

Arrem, was ist dein Lieblingsspiel?

[hushed bough]

ich benutze manchmal Google Chrome

Aber gerade benutze ich Firefox

[mystic oxide]

Firefox? Warum magst du Firefox?

[hushed bough]

WOW

discord supports search and replace?!!

s/foo/bar/

[mystic oxide]

¿que?

[hushed bough]

watch this

blue/

you can edit without clicking edit

[mystic oxide]

Woah

[hushed bough]

pretty awesome

[fair iron]

Damn, that's awesome 😮

[quasi merlin]

Huh?

[hushed bough]

wonder if it supports regex?

[quasi merlin]

elefant

WHOA

[fair iron]

😄

[hushed bough]

genau!

doesn't appear to support regex

[quasi merlin]

I always press arrow key up to edit my messages

[hushed bough]

s/[aeiou]/ didn't work

@quasi merlin didn't know that worked also

[fair iron]

I also use the up arrow key.

[hushed bough]

and here I just clicked "edit" from the menu like a savage

[fair iron]

How did you discover the s/foo/bar feature?

[hushed bough]

I meant to just jokingly type it

and have it print out

had no idea it would do anything

[quasi merlin]

Potatos are good

[fair iron]

Yes to all those things.

[toxic urchin]

I accidentally pressed some keys the other day and a popup with all the keybinds appeared

Ok i found the way to do it

press ctrl + /

[fair iron]

Ooh

Use the arrow keys whilst that menu is open.

[toxic urchin]

I did

I was just saying that

[quasi merlin]

My heart

ded

[toxic urchin]

I think its for some secret combo

from some retro game

[fair iron]

... I'm curious.

Konami code does not work -_-

[toxic urchin]

i dont know any combos

[quasi merlin]

"Our CDN was unable to reach our servers"

Good job, Reddit, the world will end.

[hushed bough]

the Reddit Hug of Death

[fair iron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWrjwUm3Oi4

I expected nothing less.

[quasi merlin]

drgoöidriugjda0ipg

I WAS GONNA GO TO A REDDIT THREAD CALLED KEYBOARD COMBOS

BUT IT'S DOWN

UNFAIR

[toxic urchin]

so is there really a mini game?

[fair iron]

I'm not even sure.

[toxic urchin]

i dont have any sound atm so idk what they said in the vid

[fair iron]

Discord now has new keyboard combos so you can...
Erm, what.

That's all he says, really.

[toxic urchin]

what's raging demon?

H H (right arrow) N K

[quasi merlin]

Lol

[toxic urchin]

gonna check it in the desktop client

[hushed bough]

I'm at work so i'm not trying it now

[fair iron]

One of their videos has the incoming call sound in the background.

The devs are trolls 😄

[hushed bough]

what jerks

ignoring calls

[toxic urchin]

it opens a search function for me

[fair iron]

What does?

[toxic urchin]

no easter egg

[quasi merlin]

If you like being trolled like that, get Skype and leave it open for a few days.

[toxic urchin]

H H Right N K

[quasi merlin]

You'll get random "file received" sounds from Skype -.-

[fair iron]

Huh, that was cool ^^

Skype is owned by Microsoft, which explains why it's so bloated.

[quasi merlin]

Stupid bug

[hushed bough]

it was already bloated

[fair iron]

I try to keep Skype closed for as long as possible.

[hushed bough]

that was just the nail in the coffin

[quasi merlin]

Yeah, I don't use Skype anymore, Casca

[hushed bough]

(quite literally for the linux client)

[fair iron]

Except I have ONE friend that doesn't like installing things, and uses Skype.

[toxic urchin]

there are less bots asking for your cc now tho

[fair iron]

Who chooses to use Skype willingly? Madness!

Oh yeah, the Skype bots were always fun.

[pine ginkgo]

people who still need conference calls and video calls

[hushed bough]

hey it used to be all the rage 🤓

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[fair iron]

Hey there, I'm <xyz>. Click this link to see me live!

[quasi merlin]

I've only had 2 bots contacting me in years :o

[fair iron]

I've had around four or five.

[hushed bough]

@pine ginkgo plenty of other tools for that

[pine ginkgo]

try convincing people

:)

[hushed bough]

but a lot are commercial

[pine ginkgo]

well, one day discord will have its video feed

:o

[toxic urchin]

my last encounter

[fair iron]

Nice response 👌

[quasi merlin]

I'm not into talking with bots that much.

[fair iron]

I hope the idea she had in mind was watching Rick and Morty?

[toxic urchin]

RaM and chill

[fair iron]

💯

[hushed bough]

@pine ginkgo I'd prefer people to only imagine what I look like

😛

(and no I don't have a neckbeard despite my picture)

[fair iron]

I don't own a webcam, so I should be good ^^

Do you have a fedora, though?

[hushed bough]

nope

I'm not even ubuntu

and I HATE chewing mint

[fair iron]

Who chews mints?

Wut?

[hushed bough]

I'm a gentoo penguin

[toxic urchin]

I have Ubuntu GNOME in a usb which i never use

[hushed bough]

I ate a mandrake once though, gave me slackjaw for a month

I do have a red hat

[pine ginkgo]

wow

[hushed bough]

I'll stop now

[pine ginkgo]

hating on chewing mint

[quasi merlin]

Too much Linux stuff going on

[fair iron]

I prefer Red Star OS myself.

[hushed bough]

too much, or not enough?

[quasi merlin]

I've got Debian on a server.

[hushed bough]

Red Star Best Star

[fair iron]

Best version of Linux, anyhow.

[hushed bough]

all hail Glorious Leader!

[toxic urchin]

I just wanted a version that looked sleek

[fair iron]

It looks like a Linux version of Mac OS 🤔

[toxic urchin]

thats kinda what i wanted

[hushed bough]

tbh I haven't used anything besides arch

lately

[toxic urchin]

i like apple's simple and clean design

[hushed bough]

so I don't "know" what "looks sleek"

but I think a lot of bigger distros are pretty good in that department now

that's all really dependent on the desktop environment

[fair iron]

North Korea's OS seems heavily inspired by Linux, Mac and Windows! How blasphemous.

[hushed bough]

No! Glorious Leader coded it himself! He is the best programmer!

[toxic urchin]

I have noticed that ms in putting money into marketing, I have been seeing windows 10 being used in movies

[hushed bough]

not as much as Apple

[hot cloak]

i've been fuckin with windows 10 all day and i hate it

[quasi merlin]

??

Let's bash the mainstream thing?

[twilit garden]

Man the barricades!

[fair iron]

I've heard horror stories about Windows, especially how it's coded.

[toxic urchin]

I hated it a lot but not so much rn

[pine ginkgo]

i use win 10 cause i am sucker for graphic performance heheheheh :D

[fair iron]

^^

[toxic urchin]

but there's a shit ton of things they need to work on

and I want a dark file explorer

[pine ginkgo]

a rework would be really fine

but that seems incredibly unfeasible

[quasi merlin]

Cleaning up bad code can take a long time

[sudden panther]

Solution: Write pretty code.

[fair iron]

The problem is that everyone has their own unique style of coding.

[pine ginkgo]

the thing about windows is its fucking legacy code having still to deal with shit from 95

[fair iron]

@sudden panther There aren't enough Arrems in the world to fix that problem, I'm afraid :/

[toxic urchin]

dont they refer to their code as spaghetti code

[fair iron]

Everyone else seems to, at least.

[pine ginkgo]

i think everyone refers to their own code as spaghetti code anyway

[quasi merlin]

I thought League of Legends is spaghetti code?

[pine ginkgo]

is lol 2.0 client still running on AIR?

[hushed bough]

@pine ginkgo can confirm, most of my code is crap

[quasi merlin]

Idk what it's running on, but there's a new client

[pine ginkgo]

well

thanks mika

[toxic urchin]

it looks good

[pine ginkgo]

helpful

[hushed bough]

@quasi merlin also what are we calling mainstream OSes?

Windows and OSX are both mainstream as far as I'm concerned

[pine ginkgo]

Android is mainstream hehehee

[quasi merlin]

@pine ginkgo 😅 "2.0" oops

[fair iron]

Chances are it no longer uses AIR.

[pine ginkgo]

well... riot

you never know

[toxic urchin]

rito

[hushed bough]

"we sort of got rid of it but don't want to delete it just yet because it'll problably break something"

[fair iron]

We've commented it out until we need it again.

[hushed bough]

shudder

[pine ginkgo]

seems like how i code

🤔

i should get hired by riot and continue making bad code

so i don't feel bad working for riot 🤔

[hushed bough]

hmm if there a way to track and control different versions of files 🤔

[toxic urchin]

I havent even crossed the 1k line mark since im learning now but it drives me crazy if my code isnt clean

[hushed bough]

we could call it a..."Source Control System"

[fair iron]

I rely on StackOverflow enough to be worthy of a high-end position, I think 🤔

@toxic urchin Do what I do to cross that line:
Add ASCII art.

Or add way too many comments.

[hushed bough]

and angry rants

[pine ginkgo]

at a point i don't care about clean code anymore

when the functions i implement don't even work D:

[hushed bough]

make it work firs

then refactor

[toxic urchin]

the indentation has to be perfect

[sudden panther]

ur all bannd

[pine ginkgo]

i actually care for my private projects

[hushed bough]

spaces>tabs 🔥

[pine ginkgo]

but not so much for uni

deadlines are evil D:

[fair iron]

What if I said it was ASCII art of the name Arrem?

[hushed bough]

also vim > emacs 🔥

[quasi merlin]

If your indentation is wrong I hate you

[hushed bough]

my indentation is never wrong

[toxic urchin]

sublime pissed me off because it didnt indent my code properly

[quasi merlin]

Huh?

Sublime doesn't indent code properly?

WAIT

[toxic urchin]

not for me

[quasi merlin]

opens Sublime

[hushed bough]

@toxic urchin probably because there was a problem somewhere

also you can configure it

[quasi merlin]

Haven't used it in a while

I forgot if it indents

[hushed bough]

it does

[quasi merlin]

Indents fine for me :o

[toxic urchin]

it kept indenting the nested blocks same as the parent blocks

[quasi merlin]

What language?

[hard cloud]

So this is a server for learning

[sudden panther]

Tabs or spaces or banned? 😄

[hushed bough]

what if we do both?

like bisexuals?

[sudden panther]

Then you're permabanned. ❤

[toxic urchin]

it was either Js or python

[hushed bough]

@sudden panther I thought this was a safe space 😢

leaves

[sudden panther]

Yes, a safe space, not a safe tab. 😄

[quasi merlin]

I didn't try Python in Sublime

PHP indents fine

[toxic urchin]

I checked my processor's heatsink after not even 5 min since i powered my pc on and holy shit you can fry an egg on it

it is so dam hot

[hushed bough]

well what is it there for?

better than it overheating in seconds

[toxic urchin]

it shouldnt get this hot in so little time

[hushed bough]

too much adware/porn 😄

[toxic urchin]

nope

the only thing i opened was gyzo and chrome

my pc will proly die soon

because its ancient

single core

[still hazel]

Wow

[toxic urchin]

im gonna keep it with after i get a new pc

just to remind of the struggle

[pine ginkgo]

wow

[toxic urchin]

cant even watch an hd movie in it

[still hazel]

Haha

Ouch

[toxic urchin]

this heat is killing me

i'll take a shower

[grand oriole]

how hot is it where you are?

[pine ginkgo]

that was correct utter

anyway

[grand oriole]

@pine ginkgo thanks I but I don't even know why I wrote it in german 😅

[fair iron]

Because you're eager to learn 👍

[grand oriole]

you're giving me too much credit I think

[pine ginkgo]

because you are stupid 🤔

[fair iron]

🤔

[grand oriole]

that's probably closer to the truth

[toxic urchin]

32 avg

[calm rain]

http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/03/how-to-make-light-tender-potato-gnocchi.html
Recipe for Ivan and the others that were interested

@short nova

[short nova]

danke blank

[grand oriole]

Gnocchi sounds italian, did Berzi make that?

[opal sequoia]

Oooh.

[hot cloak]

ooooh gnocchi ❤

[lavish saddle]

are kasekrainer always this big?

I swear these look like giants o.o

(Hand for scale)

[toxic urchin]

we need a banana

[lavish saddle]

I sadly have none

:'(

[lavish saddle]

Dont really know what to put against them to measure xD

[toxic urchin]

a midget

[fair iron]

An avocado

[lavish saddle]

How about a paper block?

Avacados are expensive

[toxic urchin]

midget it is then

[lavish saddle]

Ive never bought one

So me?

xD

[toxic urchin]

you have to go to the dark web to buy midgets

[lavish saddle]

Oh, alright then xD

[fair iron]

🤔 Do you have an egg? That's the closest to an avocado I can think of.

Hard boiled, though.

[toxic urchin]

a peach!

[lavish saddle]

why hard boiled?

I have fresh eggs xD

[fair iron]

No need to question the science.

They don't tell me these things.

They only whisper in my ear.

[lavish saddle]

egg for size?

xD

[fair iron]

Perfect 👌

[toxic urchin]

Maybe the egg is too small?

[fair iron]

Impossible

This is accurate sciencing.

[lavish saddle]

The egg is standard xD

[fair iron]

I do declare that those sausages are big.

[quasi merlin]

Heh? Das ist doch kein Straußenei!

[toxic urchin]

you can't have precise measurement without bananas

[lavish saddle]

But there are small bananas

[fair iron]

But bananas are curved. At least eggs are straight.

[lavish saddle]

and realllllyyy big ones too

[fair iron]

Doesn't skew with the measurements.

[toxic urchin]

You dont know that

[quasi merlin]

Can you use an ostrich egg, please?

[fair iron]

Alternatively, a print out of an ostrich egg.
1:1 scale, though.

And in colour 👀

[toxic urchin]

3d print would be better

[quasi merlin]

And print out the ostrich, too.

1:1 scale

[toxic urchin]

yea we'll need the ostrich too

[lavish saddle]

I can buy normal bananas and they are mega small, or I can buy like...the bananas from the company Dole and theyre like...huge compared to the normal ones

[quasi merlin]

So, which size do you pre...

Back to the eggs

Print the egg!

[lavish saddle]

Kek

No printer

[toxic urchin]

Buy one

[quasi merlin]

Step 1: Buy a printer

[fair iron]

3D print one, then.

[lavish saddle]

I just moved out

I have nothing

[fair iron]

Of the printer?

[toxic urchin]

you're homeless now?

[lavish saddle]

xD totally

[toxic urchin]

steal one

[lavish saddle]

I had to pay 2000 euro for the kaution...so its a hard month :D

[quasi merlin]

In which ink cartridge do you sleep?

Coloured or black? And which colour if coloured?

[hot cloak]

the best part is that now when you move you theoretically get this kaution back to throw at the next vermieter!

[lavish saddle]

My next one

I might not have to pay kaution

So, Id get the 2000 euro back

[hot cloak]

but how do you know that far in advance

unless you buy

[lavish saddle]

Im lined up for a company apartment

That has no kaution

and we already have it secured

My boyfriend just has to get a job and then we're allowed to move into it, until then, they save it for us

[hot cloak]

ahhh nice

[lavish saddle]

Yeahhh

It's mega cheap

And no kaution

(2,000 is way more than it's allowed to be though)

[fair iron]

Does it come with a printer / ostrich (egg)?

[lavish saddle]

@fair iron No 😦

[hot cloak]

2k is normal for a kaution

[fair iron]

I can fix that 🤔

[hot cloak]

i've seen higher 😉

[lavish saddle]

Here the kaution isn't allowed to be more than 3 months rent

[hot cloak]

?_?

[lavish saddle]

They can max make you pay 3 months worth of rent as kaution

like...500 a month for rent would be a 1500 euro kaution

[hot cloak]

well yeah i don't know what your rent is obviously

lol

[lavish saddle]

470

[pine ginkgo]

2k€ kaution?

[hot cloak]

my kaution was ~2400€

[pine ginkgo]

crazy rich people

[lavish saddle]

Yeah, but is your place big?

[hot cloak]

i'm fucking unemployed lol

yes i also live in a huge city

[pine ginkgo]

pfff riot

[lavish saddle]

Welcome to my life xD

[hot cloak]

with a housing crisis

[lavish saddle]

My boyfriend is unemployed

and I'm trying to make it through college

[hot cloak]

i just did a probearbeit for an ausbildungsplatz today

fingies crossed

[lavish saddle]

But, first step of that is getting the visa

so life

and good luck!

[hot cloak]

ah visa is fun

[pine ginkgo]

fingies o_O

[hot cloak]

i said fuck it and got married lel

[lavish saddle]

They're never fun

[pine ginkgo]

do you really say that

[hot cloak]

fingies is the cute child word for it

yes

[lavish saddle]

Yeah, we were about to do the same...but 😦

[hot cloak]

but?

[lavish saddle]

He's on unemployment...and he will get this thing called Mindessicherung

[hot cloak]

yeah

[lavish saddle]

If he's married and applies for Mindessicherung

He gets 300 euro less a month

[hot cloak]

ahhh

[lavish saddle]

Even though Im jobless too

[hot cloak]

being married sucks dicks money wise in DACH

it's so stupid

[lavish saddle]

It'd be fine if I had a permanent residency

[hot cloak]

aren't you in AT?

[lavish saddle]

But, not right now...and he's in a wheelchair trying to find a job in business

yes

[hot cloak]

i have no idea what the permanent residency requirements there are

oh that's rough

[lavish saddle]

As soon as they look at him, they deny him

[hot cloak]

in DE it's 5 consecutive years living here

[lavish saddle]

Because everyone works in office

and yes, same

[hot cloak]

ah ok

[lavish saddle]

if I manage 5 consecutive years, I get a permanent residency

[toxic urchin]

but they can be reduced

[hot cloak]

how long have you been in AT?

not for perm residency afaik

for citizenship

[lavish saddle]

I was here for 1.5 years as an aupair

(same with that too)

then went back for 3 months to my homeland

[pine ginkgo]

what does your boyfriend want to work at?

[lavish saddle]

IT

[hot cloak]

lol your story is almost identical to mine

LOL

amazing

[lavish saddle]

I've been back for 2 months

[hot cloak]

i was an au pair for 6 months

[lavish saddle]

Trying to fight my way into college

[hot cloak]

then family emergency required me move back

[pine ginkgo]

is he in a wheelchair temporarily?

or for longer?

[lavish saddle]

I had to go back during my visa for a family emergency

and it's difficult

[hot cloak]

wow

[lavish saddle]

Usually he can walk