#general-2

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runic rain
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Whooo so much action

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I like

hot cloak
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nicht tot

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I've been away from the server for a week or so

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lots of new faces

shy arrow
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i need to read a sentence over and over and over again to even understand what it is trying to say so yeah. you're not the only one maaaan

hot cloak
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and a general2

runic rain
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Nein nein

hot cloak
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👀

shy arrow
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general 2 is best general

opal sequoia
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Yeah, the website I read said all German rivers (aside from one or two exceptions) are die and all non-German rivers (aside from a couple of exceptions) are der.

runic rain
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Its easy really

shy arrow
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jesus phountix

runic rain
fair iron
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Die Themse

shy arrow
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i thought you were going to give us the secret to learning

hot cloak
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lol

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me too, more secrets to learning pls

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all german ships are female except the Bismarck

runic rain
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Wat?

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Die Bismarck?

hot cloak
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idk i'm just reading all about genders, apparently the bismarck is referred to as he

opal sequoia
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One tip for learning: getting really upset about something going wrong will only hold you back. It's more productive to have a calm (but passionate) attitude to learning. Mistakes are good. You should be happy about them.

runic rain
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We dont make mistakes lennard. We make haply little accidents

hot cloak
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I like to stress associations but I don't know if that works for everyone.

fair iron
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@opal sequoia Der Rhein is masculine because of the name's etymology. Rhein comes from the old German Reinos, meaning großer Fluss. Der Fluss ---> Der Rhein
😃

opal sequoia
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You were a mistake, phountix. 😒

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Ohh, danke.

runic rain
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MOM SAYS I'M SPECIAL

shy arrow
opal sequoia
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What about Der Main?

fair iron
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Stimmt, es gibt ja doch noch einen anderen Fluss mit der...

hot cloak
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i just re-took my anki cards from yesterday where i was getting like <50% and just now i got 95%

runic rain
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Hey Nickbär are you into bears?

opal sequoia
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Ohhh.

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I see.

hot cloak
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did my neurons fix themselves in the night?

runic rain
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I love thst damn animal

hot cloak
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ja ich liebe Baren

opal sequoia
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Yeah, Bär. Es heißt long term memory.

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Du machst es.

runic rain
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I gave this little guy that hat some time ago

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2 copyright free arts

hot cloak
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lol, i love it

runic rain
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Love it

fair iron
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@opal sequoia If you're unsure, assume the German river is feminine.
Else:
Der Rhein / Mein / Inn / Neckar / Eisack / Lech / Regen
(All of the rivers I listed were thought of in historic times as the representation of male gods, hence the gender)

runic rain
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Its Officer Bear

shy arrow
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a police bear

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i love it

opal sequoia
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Ohh.

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I will never remember that, Casca, but it's really interesting to know.

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I guess it's fine not to know German rivers.

runic rain
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I should set it as my avatar...

opal sequoia
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I don't think I'll ever ever ever have to talk about them.

hot cloak
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phountixbär

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is watching stuff in german with german subtitles ever helpful?

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i do it a lot but i barely understand it, i can pick out words I know like Kuh

opal sequoia
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Yeah, definitely.

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It might seem like you understand nothing but your brain is learning to process it.

hot cloak
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i guess it's like a baby watching the tv, they don't get it but they're learning somehow right

opal sequoia
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It just has to go through the process a bunch of times to gradually pick out the differences, if that makes sense.

hot cloak
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babies are so smart 🤔

runic rain
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There we go

hot cloak
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lol, nice

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yeah it does make sense, i'm starting to be able to figure out the words even if i don't know their meaning

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before it just all sounded like a bunch of noise

opal sequoia
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It's cool!

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Languages are so weird.

hot cloak
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they are incredibly weird

runic rain
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They are

hot cloak
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i didnt know people actually could think directly in another language

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i always thought people were translating as they spoke

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that blew my mind

hushed bough
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yeah

fair iron
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There comes a point when you can speak one language whilst simultaneously thinking in another ^^

hushed bough
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that's partly why I'm learning

hot cloak
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like, me trying to imagine what it would be like to think/understand in another language without translating to english is like trying to imagine how i would control a third arm

hushed bough
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it'S a completely different mode of expression

opal sequoia
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Hmm, it can be hard to imagine, but you can compare it to learning new vocabulary in your native language.

hushed bough
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yeah

opal sequoia
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Like sometimes you learn a new phrase or word, and it becomes a part of your everyday speech.

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And you never even think about it!

runic rain
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Changed my name bro

hot cloak
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haha

runic rain
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<3

hot cloak
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Bär-ified

hushed bough
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you have different vocabularies for different things, and you talk about certain concepts very differently based on the people you're around, etc.

hot cloak
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that's definitely true

hushed bough
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i.e the way I talk about technical things at work vs with my family

hot cloak
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i don't tell my family i work in tech or they'd just make me fix their computers

runic rain
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Okay guys. I am getting dizzy

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And sleepy

hushed bough
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geh ins Bett

runic rain
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Lennard?

opal sequoia
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💤

hot cloak
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🛌🏻 😴

runic rain
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Hey Lennard, can i trust you with the keys?

opal sequoia
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Of course.

hot cloak
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🐻 🌛

quasi merlin
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Du kannst auch mir trusten mit den Keys.

runic rain
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You dont have to tidy up, ill do that to orrow.

opal sequoia
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You can always trust me. 😏

hushed bough
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ich auch!

fair iron
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@quasi merlin If he saw the advice we gave in #voice-chat , no-one is ever trusting us with any kind of key ever again.

quasi merlin
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Pssht 😅

shy arrow
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Sometimes when I'm working I just think random German words for some reason.

opal sequoia
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Schlaf gut @runic rain

shy arrow
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Sie sind

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Etc

hot cloak
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lol i've been trying to do that on purpose too

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like just saying whatever i'm doing in german

runic rain
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Danke, gute Nacht!

hot cloak
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gute nacht 👋🏻 🌚

fair iron
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Nacht 👋

runic rain
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Und einen schönen Abend, Max.

shy arrow
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Du bist geht in bett?

runic rain
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Ja

shy arrow
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Ah!

runic rain
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Oh, wiat

shy arrow
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Gute nacht!

quasi merlin
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Gute Nacht, Phountix.

runic rain
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Wait

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Anna schreibt.

hot cloak
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Awww i just got here

shy arrow
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Did that sentence make sense btw.

hot cloak
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to general

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Aber ich bin auch müde

quasi merlin
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*Du gehst ins Bett?

shy arrow
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Close.

fair iron
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^

hot cloak
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Du geht jetzt im bett

runic rain
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Willkommen im besseren channel

hot cloak
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fuck nvm

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ich bin dumm

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Woo

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i think bist is for actually being something

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like its not a replacement for "are you" in english

shy arrow
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Is it?

hot cloak
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Yes

shy arrow
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Huh.

hot cloak
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well, i'm explaining it badly

shy arrow
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No, that makes sense.

hot cloak
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When you address someone you say bist

opal sequoia
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Yeah, it can be confusing, but when you have another main verb, you don't add in the bin/bist/ist whatever verb

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Because that is the main verb then.

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😛

runic rain
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Remeber, i love you all

fair iron
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bist = du bist (conjugation of to be, second person singular, present tense)

hot cloak
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yeah that

quasi merlin
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There is no progressive aspect baked into tenses in German.

runic rain
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Good night, good fight

hot cloak
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👋🏻 🍉

fair iron
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👋

shy arrow
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night!

opal sequoia
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Nacht!!

shy arrow
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So would I need to say du bist then ever?

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Or just say bist?

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Or are you talking about when there is a second verb

hot cloak
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second verb

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well "are you" vs "you are"

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isnt it or no

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i bet im making no sense 🤦

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fuck

shy arrow
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So "Bist habst heir?"

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Best example I could think of.

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I know it doesn't make sense.

hot cloak
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bist du?

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i think?

opal sequoia
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When you say something like... "You are eating" or "you are walking", you don't use "bist". But if you were to say "you are tall" or "you are my friend" you say "du bist".

quasi merlin
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Bist du hier?

hot cloak
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yess

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not as much as i dont make sense

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lol

shy arrow
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So describing an action no bist

hot cloak
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Meinst du "hier"?

shy arrow
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describing a trait bist

hot cloak
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yeah

shy arrow
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Fuckin sweet

hot cloak
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awww i tried explaining it

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i wish i could help just once

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lol

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sorry

shy arrow
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nick is my hommie

hot cloak
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i found myself doing that too, like - trying to translate "Are you going to bed" word for word

opal sequoia
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Yeah, basically something like that. It's because in English we say "are eating" with both words, but in German those both together are just one word "isst".

hot cloak
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so i was like, ok i have to have "have" so bist, and going so gehen

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but nope 🤐

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yeah base explains it way better 👌🏻

opal sequoia
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Danke.

shy arrow
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Gotcha.

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That makes sense.

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Ill try to remember that

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and write it down

hot cloak
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i wish there was a vorlesestunde every day, i found it really helpful

shy arrow
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if you write it down you will remember it as they say in German

opal sequoia
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Everyone learns differently and one of the ways that I learn is by explaining stuff to other people, so if I seem like I explain stuff a lot, that's why.

hot cloak
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yeah my desk is covered in flashcards with german nouns written on them

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I wish I could just fucking communicate

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lol

shy arrow
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gotta work for it man

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youll get it

opal sequoia
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That's another tip for learning and remembering stuff too. You need to find the ways that you learn best and make use of them.

shy arrow
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just dont get discouraged and crack on

opal sequoia
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Yep, that too.

hot cloak
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i never know what my best method of learning is

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there's an internet quiz for what gilmore girl i am but not for the best way to learn things

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Idk because its been 4 months and no improvement

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is that right? :/

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Idk if you guys have seen improvement but I havent

opal sequoia
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Haha, yes, Bär.

hot cloak
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in me

shy arrow
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havent been here long enough or talked to you in german tbh

hot cloak
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I try to but people always switch to english

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then sometimes mock me

shy arrow
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Here?...

hot cloak
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lol that's so messed up if people are mocking you

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Mostly other places but sometimes here

shy arrow
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I've never had someone do that here, personally.

hot cloak
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learning a language is such a respectable effort

shy arrow
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I'd just find people that want to speak and speak with those cool people.

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You'll learn off each other.

hot cloak
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Idk, its embarrassing

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yeah i have a few german friends i play overwatch with, and my german is terrible but we just laugh and learn

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I speak near perfect and I have to explain that I can't write well and my circumstance is very strange and quite rare

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and I learn different than others since I spoke it as a child but never wrote it

fair iron
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If someone is mocking you (or anyone, for that matter), feel free to send me or one of the mods a PM.

shy arrow
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That's cool you can play games with Germans.

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Always wanted to play Arma with Germans.

hot cloak
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I meant on another site not here

shy arrow
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Fucking hardcore tactical

hot cloak
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People just switch to English here haha

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The mocking was not on discord

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if you're in Nur Deutsch they're not allowed to 👀

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😉

fair iron
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Well, if it does ever occur, feel free ^^

hot cloak
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😃

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well, i just wish i could up my vocabulary a bit more haha

shy arrow
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That Nur Deutsch is daunting though.

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No way I'll understand.

hot cloak
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i am sick of looking shit ip

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up

shy arrow
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I'll need to study more.

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Watch those easy language videos

hot cloak
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Ugh why did public school make me speak English

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yeah also @shy arrow if you like those lets play videos on youtube

shy arrow
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Yeah!

hot cloak
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i find its helpful to find one in german with subtitles about a game you're into

shy arrow
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I saw these two german guys play scp

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It was cool.

hot cloak
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Thats why i forgot german because nobody here fucking speaks it

shy arrow
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Here?

hot cloak
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I dont game 😮

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like i found an entire series of the long dark in german with written subtitles

shy arrow
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It's german learning lol.

hot cloak
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No in my small secluded town where I grew up

shy arrow
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That's awesome, lol.

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Ooh.

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Well, I'd just learn from the internet.

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And here.

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I live in Ohio and the only people who speak it here are Amish.

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And half of them speak Dutch.

hot cloak
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haha oh yeah! i was watching breaking amish last week

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and i was like, wtf these guys are speaking german

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in pennsylvania

shy arrow
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^^^^

hot cloak
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maybe i'll go be amish for a few months, churn some butter, learn some german

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can't be that bad

opal sequoia
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I've been watching some German LPers lately too.

hot cloak
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any good ones?

opal sequoia
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I've been watching Gerugon and Gronkh and I like them both.

hot cloak
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ahh i was watching gronkh's horizon zero dawn series

opal sequoia
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Oooh.

hot cloak
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he talks so fast

opal sequoia
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Hmmm, sometimes.

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It depends on the game, maybe?

hot cloak
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we get a lot of german tourists in london and when i'm walking around i hear them a lot and try to understand

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but they talk so fast 😱

opal sequoia
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Haha.

hot cloak
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@shy arrow are you using duolingo?

shy arrow
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Babbel

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Spend 26 bucks on it for 3 months.

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Has been kinda nice.

hot cloak
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dang

opal sequoia
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So far I watched his The Uncertain videos and they're pretty slow and clear if you want to try those.

hot cloak
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ooh yeah i'll take a look

shy arrow
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I've heard bad things about new duolingo.

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Babbel explains some grammar.

opal sequoia
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And now I've been watching Outlast 2 and it's pretty funny to watch a jumpscare game while trying to learn.

shy arrow
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I've heard though don't rely entirely on it.

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Like,

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Use what you learn from there and come on here and learn more basically.

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At least that's what I do.

hot cloak
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yeah exactly

shy arrow
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Ja genau

hot cloak
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i really like duo, it helps me a lot but you have to be ready to go and research concepts yourself

shy arrow
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Yeah, I didn't like that.

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That's why I stopped with it.

hot cloak
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but duo has so much discussion too, if you get something wrong you hit a button to see people explaining it and stuff

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i'm only half way through it but i'm a big fan

hushed bough
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this is how I use it

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by itself it's only good for vocab

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but I use it as a branching off point for learning other things. I've also gone through the tree really slowly to focus on retaining as much as possible

lilac dew
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where's berzi to shit on you all

opal sequoia
hushed bough
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yeah he hates DL

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I understand why people don't like it but I still think it's a useful resource

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@opal sequoia so this is a DL safe-space?

opal sequoia
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Ja, genau.

hushed bough
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sehr gut

lilac dew
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wait was he actually_

hushed bough
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don't think so

shy bobcat
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DL ist jetzt Scheiße.

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Hier ist kein DL-Safe-Space 😉

hushed bough
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NEIN! Ich bin getriggert!

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Wohin kann ich gehen?!

shy bobcat
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es war ein Witz

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😛

hushed bough
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ich will nur einen Sicherraum!

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Wo niemand wird mich kiritizieren 😭

shy bobcat
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Du hast ihn hier 😉

lilac dew
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Ja

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Wir wollen dir einfach helfen

shy bobcat
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DL-Kritisieren ist ein “Stale Meme”

lilac dew
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auf'm Weg zu perfektem Deutsch

hushed bough
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(ich weiß, ich mache Spaß)

shy bobcat
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DL ist noch... ähh... okay

hushed bough
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rennt weg

opal sequoia
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This room should just be changed to #german-only2

hushed bough
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Warum?

opal sequoia
hushed bough
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Wir können hier Englisch sprechen, wenn du willst...

shy arrow
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just had a conversation

opal sequoia
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Okay, how about... #slightly-more-deutsch

shy arrow
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for once

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in german

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and it was amazing

hushed bough
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sehr gut!

opal sequoia
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Good work!

shy arrow
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Danke!

hushed bough
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Worüber hast du gesprochen?

shy arrow
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@hot cloak and @hot cloak are bros

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mich?

hushed bough
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das war meine nächste Frage

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Worüber -> about what

hot cloak
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Es was mir ein Vergnügen, mit dir zu sprechen.

hushed bough
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meinst du "war"?

shy arrow
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Danke, burnt!

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Ich habe über das leben gesprochen

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Es war sehr lustig

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brb

hushed bough
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dein Leben?

quasi merlin
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Eh

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das Leben ist richtig

hushed bough
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in Ich habe über das leben gesprochen?

quasi merlin
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Ja

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Ich habe über das Leben gesprochen.

hushed bough
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Aber über nimmt Dativ?

quasi merlin
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Beides, Akkusativ oder Dativ

hushed bough
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Warum Akkusativ in diesem Satz? Is this one of those "movement" cases?

quasi merlin
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*Akkusativ
And I don't really think it has something to do with "movement" here.
It's just über etw. [Akk.] reden/sprechen

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A movement-über would be like:

Ich gehe über die Straße.

hushed bough
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ja

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so it's just one of those things to know

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Language learning: a bunch of patterns with tons of exceptions to said patterns 😄

quasi merlin
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I think, the movement-location-thing is like more for either stating a position with sein, for example, (or where an action takes place, like "Ich laufe im Haus herum") or a movement with a motion verb.

And then there are verbs that (can) have a preposition going with them that demand a certain case just because ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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^ For Wechselpräpositionen

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Prepositions that can only take one case anyway will always take that case.

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Afaik

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And I'm gonna go to bed now.

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Gute Nacht!

hushed bough
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Schlaf gut!

hot cloak
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@shy arrow 🔥

shy arrow
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Ja? Ich zurück

shy arrow
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Ich gehen zu bett

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Gute nacht, leute!

lilac dew
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Ich gehe*

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Gute Nacht aber

shy bobcat
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ins Bett* 😉
Gute Nacht

lilac dew
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yeah that

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i'm

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lazy

still hazel
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lol

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is "Jut Nacht" dutch or something?

shy bobcat
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Wo haste das gehört?

still hazel
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in a song

shy bobcat
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Jut(e) Nacht ist Berliner Dialekt, glaube ich

lilac dew
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Ja

still hazel
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ok

lilac dew
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Aber es't sehr unbekannt

shy bobcat
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Auf Berlinerisch wird »g« am Anfang des Wortes zu »j«

still hazel
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weird

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ok

shy bobcat
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nein, viele Dialekte machen so

lilac dew
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eh?

shy bobcat
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z.B. Kölsch auch. Frag Nemoses.

lilac dew
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nicht wirklich

still hazel
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but it also said like (in the lyrics) "na ik wees..."

shy bobcat
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Das ist auch Berlinerisch

lilac dew
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mmhmmmmm

still hazel
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huh

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ok

lilac dew
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Der Sänger ist ein Berliner

shy bobcat
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Auf Berlinerisch werden manche »ei« zu »ee«

still hazel
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so they speak a different language in Berlin??

shy bobcat
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Nein

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It’s a dialect of German

lilac dew
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A very local one

still hazel
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ok

lilac dew
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Not local

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Endemic

still hazel
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yeah

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i see

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achso

shy bobcat
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So for example “Ich bin ein kleines Mädchen” is “Ick bin een kleenet Mädchen” in Berlinerisch.

still hazel
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ok! very strange

shy bobcat
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But, some EIs don’t turn to EEs. Like the one in »Eis« (which just stays »Eis« in Berlinerisch)

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It’s to do with etymology, very fun stuff

still hazel
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:)

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so fun

lilac dew
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hmm?

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I mean

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Not specifically etymology

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yes and no

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It's just kinda how the language developed over time

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In different places the 'pure' wasl ike

shy bobcat
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yeah it really is to do with what the original Middle High German sound was

lilac dew
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^^

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not necessarily where the word itself came from

still hazel
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what are those signs you're using for quotes? i thought they used one upside-down quotation mark and one normal one... those are like the French quote marks...

lilac dew
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which ones?

shy bobcat
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Germans use French quotes also

lilac dew
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"

shy bobcat
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»«

lilac dew
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eh

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I've seen more of ,,"

still hazel
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„hallo”

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yeah

lilac dew
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yeah that

still hazel
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like that

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idk

lilac dew
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I see that more than I see the french ones

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actually

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I don't see the french ones at all

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??

still hazel
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but in French it's «bonjour», not »bonjour«

lilac dew
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Maybe in like Switzerland or very south german

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y

still hazel
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yeah really confusing

shy bobcat
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if EI was originally í then it stays EI in Berlinerisch. (These words usually have a long I sound in English: Eis = ice). If EI was originally AI then it becomes EE in Berlinerisch (these words usually have a “oa” or “ea” sound in English: klein/kleen = clean, Stein/Steen = stone)

lilac dew
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wait i thought it was like << bonjour >>

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no space?

shy bobcat
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« bonjour »

lilac dew
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yeah

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but no I've never seen germans use the French quotation marks

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just the ,,"

shy bobcat
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillemet
It says inverted guillemets are used in German

Guillemets (/ˈɡɪləmɛt/, or /ɡiːəˈmeɪ/; French: [ɡijmɛ]), also called angle quotes, Latin quotation marks, or French quotation marks, are polylines pointed like arrows (« or »), sometimes forming a complementary set of punctuation mar...

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Anyway I’ve seen guillemets used in German.

lilac dew
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Wikipedia also says that the primary denoted speech method is double quotes

#

but eh

shy bobcat
#

They say you don’t handwrite guillemets in German

lilac dew
#

probably not

still hazel
shy bobcat
#

(except in Switzerland; for printed matters, „...“ is used in handwriting)
What this means to me is: if you’re typing and not Swiss, use »«, otherwise the other kind

#

Anyway guillemets are easier for me to type than the other kind on this layout

still hazel
#

GOD THIS STUPID LANGUAGE IS SO GODDAMNED COMPLICATED 😩😤😱😵!!!!!

#

kill me

lilac dew
#

don't be rude

still hazel
#

😃

lilac dew
#

it's easier than a LOT of other language

#

s

still hazel
#

No dont get me wrong i LOVE ❤️ german

#

Its awesome

#

But it's sooooooo complicated:)

shy bobcat
#

Try Russian. Or anything Slavic 😉 much worse than German

still hazel
#

Haha i bet

#

French is very very easy

shy bobcat
#

heh, French very easy. Heh.

#

dat spelling dough

lilac dew
#

s t o p

#

french is impossible for me because i learned germanic and slavic languages

#

and then

#

romance???

shy bobcat
#

French is evil because too many verb forms and SPELLING

lilac dew
#

true

shy bobcat
#

Also “I will X” and “I would X“ are pronounced exactly the same :/

#

-ai vs -ais

still hazel
#

Yup

#

But german grammar is really just somethin else

viscid fiber
#

「well maybe yyou should learn japanese 」

#

i think japanese grammar ispretty cool though

lilac dew
#

I'd like to learn it

#

But

#

I don't know where to start

#

Learning hirigana and katakan probably

#

But

viscid fiber
#

tae kim

shy bobcat
#

I’d like to learn Finnish

viscid fiber
#

is goodforgrammar

shy bobcat
#

Always seemed cool

viscid fiber
#

i wanna learn korean but ???

lilac dew
#

SAME

viscid fiber
#

i hate reading so slow ???

#

its annoying ???????????/

lilac dew
#

red

shy bobcat
#

tbh only want to learn Finnish because Levan Polka and Korpiklaani music

viscid fiber
#

i dont havethe patience anymore

lilac dew
#

what's your first language

viscid fiber
#

to read slow

#

english

lilac dew
#

second?

viscid fiber
#

japaneseprobs

lilac dew
#

third

viscid fiber
#

then my thirds are chinese-german

lilac dew
#

is german?

#

oh

#

because you're not fluent in either of them?

viscid fiber
#

i did have 3thirdsbu korean is not happening

still hazel
viscid fiber
#

im not really fulent in japanese but i speak it much better than i do german and chinese lol

#

"Herr Doktor, Herr Doktor, ich hab jeden Morgen um 7 Uhr Stuhlgang!” – “Ja, das ist doch sehr gut!” – “Aber ich steh erst um halb acht auf!”

#

bad

shy bobcat
#

Stuhlgang?

#

ah

viscid fiber
#

bowel movemnt

lilac dew
#

me

shy bobcat
#

Ja, ich glaubte nicht, dass Deutsch auch Stuhl so benutzen würde, aber es scheint so zu sein.

#

Lustiger Witz

lilac dew
#

o h

cedar pelican
#

"Also “I will X” and “I would X“ are pronounced exactly the same :/"
jesus christ, how does that even work? how do people communicate unambiguously?

#

@shy bobcat

hot cloak
#

wat

pine ginkgo
#

wat

opal sequoia
#

They were talking about French.

iron bear
#

@fair iron Quatsch

fair iron
#

Wasn't meant to last for long ^^

hot cloak
#

oh ok

#

i was like ... will and would are definitely not pronounced the same

#

🤔

cedar pelican
#

man it's annoying that you still can't reply to messages directly on discord (like on whatsapp or telegram)

twilit garden
#

all are pronounced the same

cedar pelican
#

norwegian:
vært - [has] been
verdt - [is] worth
vert - host
hvert - every

#

all pronounced the same lol

hot cloak
#

telegram > discord > whatsapp tho

twilit garden
#

un ver vert rampe vers un verre

fair iron
#

👌

quasi merlin
#

Discord > WhatsApp, what

fair iron
#

No, just WhatsApp

quasi merlin
#

Bugged voice chat

twilit garden
#

Letters > everything else

hot cloak
#

whatsapp is garbage

#

fite me irl

quasi merlin
#

But Discord which has bugs in its primary functions is good?

fair iron
#

Bugs are fun

hot cloak
#

i don't have issues with voicechat

#

what kind of bugs are you talking about?

fair iron
#

Neither

hot cloak
#

whatsapp is owned by facebook which makes it questionable to me as a messaging program

quasi merlin
#

Mic not being recognized, or you suddenly don't hear the people talking

hot cloak
#

weird

#

i've never had these issues

#

what platform?

fair iron
#

Is that why you never speak?

opal sequoia
#

Does that still happen? I remember last year how bad the voice chat connection issues were, but I was hoping they might have fixed it by now.

quasi merlin
#

A user had issues like that a few days ago, I think

opal sequoia
#

Like sometimes when someone joined the chat, half the people could hear them and the other half couldn't. And weird things like that.

quasi merlin
#

Nah, Casca, that's not the reason.

hot cloak
#

weird 🤔

quasi merlin
#

I don't know how much these issues depend on application vs. browser

hot cloak
#

i'm guessing quite a bit

#

i've found the browser version basically unusable but i'm a macOS user that doesn't use a "standard" browser either, so i just dl'd the full application :\

twilit garden
#

the browser version has a lot more problems than the app

#

95% of problems are solved when people switch from browser to app

iron bear
#

@hot cloak which browser do you use?

hot cloak
#

opera

hot cloak
#

Hallo!

#

Ayy

#

👋

#

Yeah im scared anyway

quasi merlin
#

Swedish is a Germanic language so it should be able to help you with German

hot cloak
#

Ok

#

Yes true

#

So is english tho

#

But in school I was forced to speak fucking english so I forgot my german

quasi merlin
#

Yeah, but English is more special

hot cloak
#

I knew as a chcild

#

child

#

No its not

#

Its lame

#

Its the reason I forgot my German!

quasi merlin
#

I mean more special in regards to that it might seem more different than other Germanic languages

hot cloak
#

Studies have shown that people who learn English often forget their first language

#

it'll start coming back faster than when you first learn it

#

Sad....

#

But English was my first, I just learned German as a child alongside since my mom helped me

quasi merlin
#

Riot's here to not forget English :p

hot cloak
#

the same happened to my grandmother but she never tried to re-learn her native language

#

Idk tho

#

just lost to the ages

#

Idk what was my first

#

(i say the dumbest shit to my parents now thanks to german)

#

I just wish I was brought up in one culture so this wouldn't be so damn confusing

#

Ugh i hate being bicultural

#

I spoke German as a young child and I forgot most of it because school enforced only English

#

ME

#

AF

#

^

#

Exact same issue I had

#

I know more Spanish than German now

#

I had to get speech therapy in primary school because I couldnt say the English R at the end of words

#

😢

#

I still have trouble with "w"

#

And they forced me to get rid of my speech impediment/accent/whatever I had

#

That's fucked up

#

Because racist americans here dont fucking want me

#

speaking german

#

They think im a nazi

#

Everyone looks at you when WW2 is mentioned

#

I know

#

That happens to me when I was in school

#

Happend

#

and I just hate myself for it, Germans hate me because I am too american. Americans hate me because Im too german

#

I beat myself up every day because I dont culturally fit in in either

#

For real

#

I was asked to go home and speak english by a man on the bus and I told him this is my home

#

America has no national language iirc

copper pike
#

That's funny
Because I think the overly Italian Americans are the biggest morons out there :D

hot cloak
#

Never met an Italian American tbh

#

Idk

#

Theres alot at my school

#

Im the only student at my school who speaks German

#

Why did i just say I spoke german anyway I really dont

#

I cant

#

nvm

#

When I was at school a lot of people spoke south American Spanish

#

I speak Spanish from Spain

#

almost Everyone at my school is Monolingual

#

I could barely understand them

#

Sad

#

So im forced to speak English

#

Terrible

copper pike
#

Monolingual in America DansGame

hot cloak
#

Lmfaoo

#

But see im the least american you can get when still being american

#

lol

copper pike
#

I had French and Dutch with me in school
And we all hated Latin together :D

hot cloak
#

Hahaha

#

Lol

#

inb4 dead language

#

My mom learned latin and she speaks german and english

#

I speak english swedish and broken shit german

#

My mom speak German and my dad speaks Spanish

#

and my opa speaks german and english fluent

#

Lucky I am shit at spanish

#

I can't converse with people in America though

#

Only the people from spain

copper pike
#

I never get the need for Spanish, many Americans told me about :/

hot cloak
#

When I was in the army there were a bunch of people who spoke Spanish

#

We kinda talked more in Spanish than English

#

Where I live a bunch of people understand Mexican Spanish better than my Spanish

#

But i wish I just had one culture

#

Because im a weird mess

shy arrow
#

@copper pike im a very italian american

#

you want to go

copper pike
#

I want to go?

shy arrow
#

OOOOH look at this skifooza! we gunna have a fight

#

brb

dry lynx
#

this is why we can't have nice things

sudden panther
#

It's all your fault.

quasi merlin
#

He/She/Illaoi always ruins it.

#

3/12 Yasuo

dry lynx
#

this was basically a 3v5

#

the only thing kindred and yasuo did all game is die 2v1 top

lilac dew
#

no

dry lynx
#

@quasi merlin #141 Jinx worldwide according to LoLSkill Jinx Jinx Jinx

quasi merlin
#

GO FOR THE TOP 100

dry lynx
#

I WILLL

quasi merlin
#

GOOD

fair iron
#

BECOME PRO, WORMIC. THEN INVITE US TO YOUR FIRST PROFESSIONAL MATCH AS PART OF A TEAM AT LCS!

dry lynx
#

THAT'S SADLY NOT HOW IT WORKS

fair iron
#

THEN HOW DOES IT WORK?

dry lynx
#

YOU GET REALLY GOOD, LIKE TOP OF CHALLENGER AND THEN YOU MIGHT HET PICKED UP INTO A PRO TEAM

sudden panther
#

Well why don't you do that?

fair iron
#

IS THAT NOT WHAT I SAID?

dry lynx
#

not good enoughfor that fam

fair iron
#

HENCE THE BECOME PRO PART, WHICH WAS A DEFINING ARGUMENT HERE.

sudden panther
#

What's there to be good at, you just click around and look at Jinx' nonexistent tits. A child could do it.

fair iron
#

^

#

Is Wormic not a child, then? 🤔

#

How old are you again, Wormic?

dry lynx
#

17

fair iron
#

I'm older than Wormic 😮

still hazel
#

Im not lol

dry lynx
#

18 this year

quasi merlin
#

👌

fair iron
#

I also turned 18 this year ^^

still hazel
#

16 in a couple of weeks

fair iron
#

I'm currently enjoying some scotch, as it happens.

quasi merlin
#

I don't.

fair iron
#

You don't?

#

🤔

#

I'm confused.

quasi merlin
#

I don't.

sudden panther
#

He doesn't turn 16 in a couple of weeks.

lilac dew
#

sad

#

i'm the mom but i'm the youngest person here

#

this is like

#

wow

quasi merlin
#

How old young are you?

sudden panther
#

Can we change your name to a concerned child?

lilac dew
#

no

#

i am still mom and you can't take that away from me

sudden panther
#

I technically could. 😄

fair iron
#

But are you a teen mom, or..?

#

As could I ^^

lilac dew
#

i am just a mom

#

and don't be an ass

#

i'll still whip out the wooden spoon

#

or la chancla

fair iron
#

You should treat your elders with respect 😛

dry lynx
#

offtopic, I might get a free ticket to a deep purple concert

lilac dew
#

I should

#

but it's annoying to think of you all as elders

#

because then formality gets in the way of casual speech and I hate it

fair iron
#

@dry lynx LUCKYYYYY

#

Although if they don't play Smoke on the Water, it's not a proper Deep Purple concert.

#

That's a rule.

dry lynx
#

you pinged Len

quasi merlin
#

You pinged Len.

lilac dew
#

o h

#

i'm getting chocolate and pretzels br

#

b

fair iron
#

Dammit

lilac dew
#

'

quasi merlin
#

Let me fix that.
@dry lynx

#

I pinged Wormic for you.

dry lynx
#

but yea, a friend from class messaged me yesterday asking if I wanna go do Zagreb on the 16.5 to a deep purple concert

fair iron
#

I need to move my mouse cursor when trying to ping someone, else my mouse takes over and changes my selection -_-

quasi merlin
#

Buggy Discord

fair iron
#

Fixed

dry lynx
#

I might as well

#

after that, in about a month, I'm going to a green day concert

fair iron
#

Wut

#

LUCKIER

#

I envy you so much right now ^^

dry lynx
#

I'll have to pay for that one xD

#

not for DP tho

#

and if I get the $$$ together, I'll try to catch the Metallica + Avenged sevenfold concert in Vienna next year

lilac dew
#

wow

#

you're into a lot of bands

#

i don't remember the last time i liked a song in english ? ?

dry lynx
#

aaa, don't be fooled

#

my fav singer is still REOL

fair iron
#

Wait woh

#

Back up

lilac dew
#

wenn ich nur zu'nem Konzert von Namika gehen könnte

fair iron
#

Metallica + Avenged Sevenfold?

dry lynx
#

yes

#

in Vienna

lilac dew
#

mE

dry lynx
#

next year

fair iron
#

😮

dry lynx
#

want a link ?

fair iron
#

A link would just make me cry 😭

dry lynx
#

save up now and you can go xD

pine ginkgo
#

Link it

#

I wanna see casca cry

fair iron
#

I can afford it.

lilac dew
#

please just someone send me to germany to have a good time

dry lynx
fair iron
#

Question is if I have the opportunity to go.

lilac dew
#

all i want is to cry into currywurst

dry lynx
#

they will also perform in Germany in a few cities

#

oh, wait, sorry

#

messed it up

#

a7x is coming with disturbed

#

but that already happened

#

still

#

Metallica would be rad to see

#

but tbg

#

tbh*

#

more hyped for Green day than DP

#

and @fair iron wanna hear something REAAAALLLLLY nice ? :3

fair iron
#

Of course ^^

dry lynx
#

guess where I'll be standing on the GreenDay concert

fair iron
#

Near the front?

#

So long as it's not the middle 🤔

dry lynx
#

yep, in that first area

fair iron
#

Niceee

dry lynx
#

that gon be nice

fair iron
#

I feel sorry for those people in the middle.

#

(Between stage and speakers at the very back)

dry lynx
#

tbh, seems better than sitting behind

#

well, I'm off to take a shower and get ready for tomorrow, if some1 needs me, ping

fair iron
#

I'd rather be in the back than the middle, to be honest. Even behind the speakers might be better.

#

👋

lilac dew
#

you know what always gets me?

#

the fact that english

#

doesn't have a future tense

lavish saddle
#

it does...?

viscid fiber
#

Do you mean a futur tense conjugation?

jaunty vine
#

Which natural languages has that?

viscid fiber
#

No idea lol

#

I'm still waiting onto see if we got epic trolled

lilac dew
#

French does

#

but no english has

#

a past

#

and a non past

#

based on normal verb construction

#

technically

#

the perfect isn't even a past tense

#

because you use an adjective

viscid fiber
#

You WHAT

lilac dew
#

participles = verbs acting as adjectives

#

when you use the perfect tense, you're saying you have the quality of whatever past participle you're using

viscid fiber
#

Oh I see

lilac dew
#

which makes it the past tense

viscid fiber
#

Define tense

lilac dew
#

time at which an action takes place

viscid fiber
#

Bc it seems weird to say that it isn't a "tense" to me

lilac dew
#

The perfect is a tense

#

Just not really the past

quasi merlin
#

Most Germanic languages have 2 morphological tenses.

lilac dew
#

^

quasi merlin
#

The other tenses are covered by compound constructions with auxiliaries.

#

Who needs future tense anyway, just use "present" :p

fair iron
#

So long as you don't say If we was <xyz>, you're fine 👍

viscid fiber
#

Aka: don't live in the south ^

quasi merlin
#

People say "if we was"?

opal sequoia
#

Of course.

viscid fiber
#

Yes... a lot.

pine ginkgo
#

If i were saying that...

viscid fiber
#

If you was listening

#

If y'all was listening

shy arrow
#

back to general 2

viscid fiber
#

Lame me to bed

#

Lay**

opal sequoia
#

Okay.

#

Go to bed.

fair iron
#

If you were, if you please 👀

viscid fiber
#

IF YOU WASNT A HOE

fair iron
#

@quasi merlin They do. They also say We could of one that v_v

viscid fiber
#

WHAT

quasi merlin
#

How do "could" and "of" fit together?

viscid fiber
#

Could have

#

Could've

#

Could of

#

Some ppl think it's could of

#

And it's the worst thing

#

We could of won the game

fair iron
#

@quasi merlin People pronounce Would've not as would have, but as would of

#

And it hurts

viscid fiber
#

Would've isn't bad

#

Bc it's a contraction

pine ginkgo
#

Like people who say 'could care less'!

viscid fiber
#

But could of?

hot cloak
#

lol

viscid fiber
#

AAAAA

hot cloak
#

it's a doggy dog world out there :^)

viscid fiber
#

you guys are killing me

fair iron
#

Would've is fine, it's would of that hurts 😄

still hazel
#

Lol

viscid fiber
#

All of these bad things we say

quasi merlin
#

"I could care less."

THAT CHANGES THE WHOLE MEANING

still hazel
#

Yup

pine ginkgo
#

Or people who say a statement and then add 'on the other hand' without saying 'one one hand' before!

quasi merlin
#

^me_irl

pine ginkgo
#

Wow mika.

#

Wow.

opal sequoia
#

Is that actually incorrect though?

fair iron
#

Y'alldn't've any idea how bad this hurts.(This actually works though, and I love it)

viscid fiber
#

we are too lazy to move our mouths

pine ginkgo
#

You can't have another thing if the there's no first thing

viscid fiber
#

Maybe if ENGLAND didn't do this to US

fair iron
#

🤔

opal sequoia
#

You can, because it's implied.

viscid fiber
#

We should have made our own language

quasi merlin
#

"Aww, these foreign languages have soo many consonants, how do you pronounce that?"
...
Y'alldn't've

viscid fiber
#

LOL

opal sequoia
#

In writing, perhaps not. But if someone is speaking, I think it's allowable to exclude the "on the one hand" introduction.

fair iron
#

I believe there are two other possibe triple contractions.

hot cloak
#

mfw i've probably said y'all'dn't've 🤔

fair iron
#

I actively try to say y'alldn't've.

viscid fiber
#

Finna

hot cloak
#

i say finna

#

no ragrets

quasi merlin
#

finna?

fair iron
viscid fiber
#

Fixing to

hot cloak
#

fixing to

viscid fiber
#

Going to

hot cloak
#

about to

pine ginkgo
#

How dows fixing to go to finna

viscid fiber
#

I'm fixing to start swinging

#

Fixin to

#

Fixin tag

hot cloak
#

fixing to -> fixin ta

viscid fiber
#

Ta*

pine ginkgo
#

How do you skip the x

hot cloak
#

eventually the x gets dropped

viscid fiber
#

Because American English

opal sequoia
#

Oh man, yeah, fixing in the sense of preparing food always throws me off when I hear it.

viscid fiber
#

That's how

hot cloak
#

its more like fin'na and less like finna

#

imo

pine ginkgo
#

The x is like its most important feature distThump

hot cloak
#

to you

viscid fiber
#

You need some more American exposure

hot cloak
#

evidently not to everyone 😉

#

yeah lol

pine ginkgo
#

Before you guys i always thought it was a shitty finally contraction

hot cloak
#

i usually only use finna if i'm angry though

viscid fiber
#

LOL

hot cloak
#

as the lord intended

viscid fiber
#

Ahahaha

#

I hardly ever talk like that unless I'm like being dumb

pine ginkgo
#

It worked in most cases 🤔

#

'I finna start swinging' -> 'I finally start swinging'

hot cloak
#

that doesn't work

#

it would be i'm finna

#

i am finally start?

pine ginkgo
#

You also say could of

hot cloak
#

pls, i don't

viscid fiber
#

Ugh it's could've

#

I will fight you

hot cloak
#

that like a das/dass or seid/seit error

subtle geode
#

you know, I've never heard finna

quasi merlin
#

Finally, I'm a start. I always wanted to be a start. Race car races can start on me.

hot cloak
#

people do it

subtle geode
#

and I grew up in the south

hot cloak
#

but most cringe

quasi merlin
#

I'm a starting line :3

runic rain
#

So much action here

pine ginkgo
#

It's like all the nicknames

hot cloak
#

how did you never hear finna

pine ginkgo
#

James -> Jim

opal sequoia
#

Hi phountixbär.

quasi merlin
#

Richard -> Dick

pine ginkgo
#

And stuff

runic rain
#

Hey Lennard

viscid fiber
#

Y'all need some ich bin and du bist contractions

#

D'bist

#

I'bin

quasi merlin
#

We have a "[Verb] du ... ?" contraction

hot cloak
#

i bims

subtle geode
#

I'hab

runic rain
#

Gucksch'd?

#

Ding deng i bims

quasi merlin
#

Siehste's?

#

SIEHST DU ES?

runic rain
#

Nein, was denn?

pine ginkgo
#

GEHSTE MAL WEG

runic rain
#

Was soll'sch sehen?

quasi merlin
#

Die Contraction!

viscid fiber
#

That's so cute

#

Oh my gosh

pine ginkgo
#

Glaubsch net

hot cloak
#

Hallo

runic rain
#

?

#

Hey Anna

pine ginkgo
#

Was solln ma sehen?

runic rain
#

Wat soll'n wa maaaken

viscid fiber
#

I honestly can't understand this at all now lol

hot cloak
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lol

fair iron
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Hey Phountix, steht dein Baum eigentlich noch?

runic rain
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Na klar

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Aber heute war kack wetter

quasi merlin
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Bäume gibbet nit. Allet Jerüchte.

pine ginkgo
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Labberste ja nur nen kak

hot cloak
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ja heute war richtig fies

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Was macht ihr

quasi merlin
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Nichts besonderes

fair iron
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Wie kann es Bäume geben wenn die Erde flach ist?

hot cloak
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🤔

quasi merlin
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Siehste!

runic rain
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Gute Frage

quasi merlin
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dot net?

lilac dew
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wahr

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Aber warum können keine Bäume auf einer flachen Erde wachsen?

fair iron
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Wie können Flugzeuge fliegen, wenn die Schwerkraft nicht existiert? Jeder weiß doch, dass sich die Erde sehr schnell nach oben bewegt.

runic rain
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Ich habe später einen Interessenten Tagebuch eintrag für den Discord

fair iron
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Freue mich schon darauf ^^

lilac dew
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auch

fair iron
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Hast du gestern schon angekündigt, nicht?

runic rain
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Uhm

lilac dew
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Lieblingsworst

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wort

hot cloak
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Ich bin noch in der Schule -_-

runic rain
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Gestern war ich ja bei der dlrg und habe meinen Rettungsschwimmer gemacht

lilac dew
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wie spät ist es bei dir_

hot cloak
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Hasse Gymnasien

lilac dew
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ah