#general-2
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:D
:D
A-ha?
Had to save it... 3 people writing in #general-2 a dream came true
Take on me
^
also yeah we need sounds of mere acknowledgment otherwise we have to fake interest
eben hatten wir "...Several people are typing..."
mobile
yeah if i'm not interested i don't need to respond at all
Mfw?
it's the internet
You're right, riot
We are better
Keinen Mömmes hier
My hate comes from WhatsApp :D
Mömmes?
Mêmês?
depends if you're directly addressed or engaged in the conversation
whatsapp doesn't need any aha
Kölsch für Popel
there's the privacy-infringing double blue ticks
Lets establish Mömmes as german for memes
Das sagt mein Vater immer
warum sagt dein vater das 
Ich wohne ne halbe Stunde von Köln entfernt und er kommt aus Köln
Er iss ne kölsche Jung
sagt riot das auch manchmal? 
Wenn sie mal Pause macht vom Kasalla singen, dann ja
riot sagt Mömmes und die Einbürgerung ist immer noch nicht fertig 🤔
Ich mag es, dass auf Kölsch "Mömmesfresser" ein geiziger Mensch ist
Ich bin Wahlhelfer, jippie
4th here
Wenn ihr über Politik reden wollt, dann bitte in #german-only 😘
graaaah
¯_(ツ)_/¯
oder in #politics
me
yay, my snack exchange finally arrived in the US: https://www.redditgifts.com/gallery/gift/swiss-chocolate-galore-3/
snack exchange?
yip, see url
nice
3 Toblerone - wow
When my French class (when I still lived in England) was at the airport waiting to board, the announcement came of a three hour delay.
However, we got gift cards as an apology.
(£3 on each)
So we pooled together and bought some lovely Toblerone ❤
Wow.
Could have asked for money
Waiting 3 hours for Toblerone was worth it.
they are supposed to pay like over 300
xD I think you got jipped
3 hours is an awful while for some toblerone, but I guess as long as you were happy? 😄
Toblerone is def better than getting beat up
I'm a patient person. Seemed like a great deal to me ^^
i also signed up for a re-match, so someone whose secret santa noped out... she's in Australia and will get this:
one of each of the Toblerones... that's 720g
You are a good person. 👌
dang
and if i put another one or two 100g bars of "normal" Swiss chocolate, soon it's >1kg and too expensive
😦
You can send the excess to me and riot.
Is that a g400s
360
Ah
Almonds though, 😋
oh
mmm almonds
roasted almonds
lol, you mean the mouse @hot cloak
^
Ye
Has anyone tried roasted chestnuts?
I thought it looked like a 400s
Yes! Maroni
They are soooo good
it is a G400, yes
I love them!!! I bought a bag of them last year and roasted them myself
But it's hard to find a perfect batch, so you're often only left with a few good ones :/
but s?
is that the one with fast scroll?
Although I've found that eating a lot of cashews results in a similar taste.
In the winter, you can walk down the streets in my city and they sell roasted-sugar almonds and maroni
I am obsessed with them
Close enough, 400s is the one they released one year later
ah I see
I gotta buy some again this year...
I was sadly back in my home-land this year and don't know where to buy maroni there...So it was a maroni-less xmas for me 😦
my wife made them at home every other day throughout the colder days
Living in England for 9 years was also tough - they weren't easy to find, at times.
@lunar urchin Luckyyy
Do you have a good supplier of them now?
Yep! Germany has its advantages 😃
I just walk in hofer and you can scoop a bag of them
😮
Oh, you're back in Germany
Seems like here we get them directly from the farmers, too...
^
Ich mag keine Maronen
hofer
so you're in Austria?
😄
I would bring one of those Ikea bags.
Cuts down the number of trips I'd have to make.
That's because you're in #general-2, Nemo.
You light up any room you're in ^^
awwwwww
#general-2 is love.
Still a better love story than Twilight
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Me too
well, I saw Van Helsing in cinema...
It's not something that I'm proud of 😄
...waste of time and money but hey, entertainment
You have super-human strength. You run fast like the wind. You sparkle in sunlight. I know what you are.
Say it!
Vampire.
😄
I'm watching Van Helsing on Netflix
Pretty good show, actually 🤔
that guy in the gif messing with the car is a better love story than twilight
well, Twilight at least has Kristen Stewart
Is that a plus?
Geschicht__sex__kursion
...
i'd prefer Patrick over Kirsten in that case
Kristen Stewart isn't a very good actress xD
Yea
Definitely (to both things)
She can't act, true. That's not what I need in a woman though <3
To each their own ^^
Is it stability you seek? She's as solid as a piece of oak.
Acts like it, too.
Her emotional stability, yeah
Backe backe Küchen, der Bäcker hat gerufen
war sehr lustig hahaha
😄
I wanted to post my favourite gif, but I can't remember where I saved it :/. I hope this will do instead.
Well, they are cute :3
Discord doesn't seem to like video uploads.
It uploads fine, but only displays the title and format. Clicking it leads to a download :/
You can just upload it to youtube and put it on private and send the link here, you can only see it on private when you have the direct link
too much work
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So? Where do i got?
The gif was cut off for some reason.
:/
This version is complete - enjoy (properly) ^^
it's been loading forever
same
It's a larger file, since it has more content.
Hopefully it won't take too long 🤞
There we go ^^
Phountix has already answered that ^^
In short: Both the flower and a goose are white.
I just saw the message, that's why I deleted the question xD. But thanks xD
day 345043670435430 it still hasnt fully loaded
I had to open it in a new tab
But that worked, then?
yea
loaded
still took some time to load
but i regret to declare that i had already seen it before
y not just gifv
xD
my internet is shite enough that i learnt to appreciate proper compression formats much more than gifs
I use tin can and yarns
Reminds me of the internet I had in England :/
The people didn't just cut us off a month early, they also had the worst connection I've ever had.
xD
Seven whole minutes, that's not bad.
btw one of my previous isps here once cut off my internet for 6 months
😮
just like that
And I thought I had it bad.
and i hadn't requested anything of the sort, so they weren't late or early or anything, they were just twats
For 6 months, though - did you not swap providers / get reconnected in the meantime?
Why live with that for so long.
you have to sacrifice a goat first
once the gods approve the gif
you can upload it here
I did. As mentioned in manual to the Internet page #62
Is your phone Android or iOS?
Droid
Then it might work? Not sure.
All I know is that iOS saves all .gif files as .mp4
Which Discord doesn't auto-play.
i just updated my S5 to LineageOS after it works so damn good on a Galaxy Note 1
now trying to flash the next S5, which doesn't want me to...
Android 7 is amazing...
it's Nougat
Ooh, fancy.
Next one gonna be Oreo?
While I can sleep in tomorrow, there is a limit to how long. As such, I'm off.
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👋
i think so @toxic urchin
gute Nacht
o/
🇼 🇪 🇮 🇱 🇪 🇸 🇮 🇭 🇲 🇸 🇵 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇲 🇦 🇨 🇭 🇹
Damit ich es auch ohne Brille lesen kann
Früh ❤
Best ad-placement
Sprachen wie Latein sind sehr wichtig
Stimmt. Meine neue Deutschlehrerin ist faul.
Wir haben die ganze Jahre nichts gelernt.
Eh, In englischsprächigen Länder vllt, aber in andere soll man Englisch lernen.
Deutschlehrerin — alles in ein Wort
danke
Und “neue” nicht groß schreiben
lol genau
Ich bin ein Dingus
Ego dingus sum 
😛
achso, 5 fucking AP-Prüfungen
Welche wird am schwierigsten sein, glaubst du?
Genau stimmt
Ich war in Physik sehr schlecht
Physik ist ein
Arschloch
Der Physiklehrer war auch ein sarkastischer Arschloch
Lol wir haben gute Lehrer, aber ich bin sehr faul.
Und deshalb liegt es ganz an dir.
Ich bin in einer Hassliebebeziehung mit Physik, ich verstehe fast nichts davon, aber die Nutzanwendungen finde ich sehr interessant.
Physik ist interessant aber schwierig
Isso.
So finde ich alle Wissenschaft 😛
Ich finde Physik besser als Chemie
Chemie war doch einfach (zmnst. im Vergleich mit Physik)
Organische oder inorganische?
Ich glaube, die beide. Mit Karbon (?), genau?
Organische ist nicht schwieriger per say (?), aber es gibt viel mehr dass man auswendig lernen muss, nach meinen Erfahrungen.
Ita vero
Oh. HHIG.
Ich hasse, auswendig zu lernen.
wie benutzt Man 'auswendig lernen'?
wie ein Verb?
Oh danke
de nada 😉
Was sind eure Lieblingsschulfächer?
meine sind Deutsch & Musik
Meine sind Englisch- und Informatikunterrichte.
Wahrscheinlich Sprache, Geschichte, und Musik.
aber ich habe keine Musikkurse mehr und wir machen nichts im Deutschkurs
Ich wurde nur Deutsch sagen, aber wir machen auch nichts.
Hier auch.
z.Z mache ich nur "General Ed" kurse und dieses Semester sind meine Faecher sehr langweilig
Und darum faile ich die, und muss ich die wohl naechstes Semester wiederstudieren
Vllt naechtses Jahr, wann wir ein AP-pruefung haben, wird Deutsch interessant.
faile
was sollte ich ansonsten sagen?
ich weiß es nicht, aber es gibt ja ein deutsches Wort
...
Durchfall ist diarrhoea
Na ja.
diarrhea
"rrh"
diarrhœa 😉
Wœ are fancy hêre non?
o non
je suis une poupee de cire
my entire knowledge of french is from polandball comics
une poupee de son
that's all I know
and IK there's an accent mark missing over 1st e
in poupee
Ew parl bean Franglay
I want to learn french so bad
I want to learn Russian and Latin.
russian seems too hard to pronounce 😦
I'm slavic.
oh
lol that would help
Picking a language that uses a writing system I'm not accustomed to might be interesting.
if you’re slavic just talk really loud and say vodka a lot, perfect russian 😉
I'm russian ans Herz.
I like y'all's flag
if it's the one I'm thinking of
that looks like a big spotlight
illuminating the night
🇧🇬
We have a boring flag, I'm sorry.
what flag were you thinking of?
Arrem's from Bosnia.
Speaking of vexilology, did they ever change New Zealand's flag?
hungarian's flag represents a layer of cream over a grassy field soaked in blood
or an italian flag stolen and shuffled around
🇧🇬 🇭🇺 🇮🇹
or maybe mexico is the victim of this theft
poor hungary, their flag is faded
Team Red Green White.
no need to point out which of the three looks best
🇮🇷 obviously iran
Nope, it's 🇹🇯
what even is that
tj?
Tajikistan.
where they make fajitas chicken i guess
i actually don't even know what that is, heard it mentioned on family guy and that's it
It's basically just a taco that's primarily a grilled meat. It used to be that they'd give the shitty cuts of meat to the cowboys/rancheros so they'd use it to make fajitas and they've just kind of caught on. The origin story is very southern.
The problem is that true fajitas are beef because what kind of a cowboy herds chickens
yet chicken fajitas are a big thing
(and also pretty tasty)
i've only had chicken fajitas
You've never lived, lad.
also in my experience fajitas are smaller and always made with tortillas instead of hard taco shells
well, til
and here i thought i knew a lot about cocks
I've never had tacos, we have this thing called a pocket but it's just putting things in half-cut bread.
I feel like Kebab is a similar idea
Kebab is also grilled meat and it's on pita so it's pretty similar
kebab is soft though, not crunchy like tacos, unless my mental idea of a taco is wrong
the other thing with fajitas is whenever I've ordered it in a restaurant they always bring te platter out with the chicken, peppers, onions, etc. but you assemble it yourself.
Is kebab not just the meat?
Crunchy taco shells are a thing, but not quite as authentic. I personally don't like crunchy because they fall apart very easily.
probably yeah but we just call it kebab for convenience
I think tacos can technically be either? but crunchy is what most americans probably think of
Or like putting meat and vegetables through a poker.
uh i don't know, the pita they use here is pretty thin already
pakistan kebab so i dunno if it's any different :\
I hate store bought tortillas
store bought anything is pretty bleh
they always taste like rubber
If you're going to get tortillas from the store you have to get corn tortillas and cook them yourself
delicious
One thing I used to love before realizing I was allergic to wheat was pita breads stuffed with hummus and avocado
@mystic oxide corn tortillas just fall apart
allergic to wheat? Rip
Not the good shit
I like the taste better though
but i guess in america you have more of a corn culture so you're probably alright 🤔
good flour tortillas are really good, but I've only had that in mexico
It's in so much stuff but if I'm cooking at home I'm 100% fine
trust me compared to here, it's a corn culture
Actually if you ever just buy these then they're better too
I'd believe that
Flour that you have to warm up yourself
do they come frozen?
Do frozen tortillas work?
nah they go in the fridge
you don't use a microwave, you use like a griddle or toaster oven
I just buy the prrmade corn ones and warm them in a pan before using
Toaster oven gets them kinda soggy in a bad way
Not as good of a texture imo
yeah I like griddle or a pan
damn i've got a craving for some fajita now
but kein fajitafleisch
nah then it's just a pleb taco
(yuck!)
tofu is gross
i bought so many tortillas yesterday
we have a 'team member appreciation week' at work once a week
where we get an extra 20% off on items
- our nomal 20% off. got tortillas for like $1.50/bag
do you work at a grocery store?
These might be pleb tacos but my favorites are like two corn tortillas with beef, peppers, onion, cilantro, cheese and guac
Sometimes crema
Yum
My messages aren't sending 😦
mmm that sounds good
yeah i work at Whole Foods
that's a fajita don't you worry sweet child
I just like the basic fajita with chicken (or beef), pepper and onions, nothing else
I like plain foods
What state are you from, papaQ?
I can go either way. It's definitely easier to mess up a ton of ingredients.
I could live on pasta, honestly
I don't eat lots of mexican but it can be really good
@mystic oxide Massachusetts
oh dope. I imagine the mexican food isn't that great up there, then
no it isnt lol
"but but TACO BELL!!!"
one of the best parts about texas is all this lit-ass mexican food
oh no taco bell is a guilty pleasure of mine no lie
it feels like an insult to all of my upbringing tho
massachussetts always looks wrong no matter how correctly its spelled
I got 600 points on /r/TacoBell asking what the green stuff on the Taco was
yet so many people think that's what mexican food is
It turned out to be lettuce
I love how $8 at tacobell just gets you a day's worth of substinence
same @hot cloak
I think that goes for most fast food
yeah I guess it's the only place I go to
and that is why americans are fat
There's a place near me that has food that's basically indistinguishable from Taco Bell but they charge like $10 for a plate
It's horrible
because a lot don't have time/money to buy real food
it is so glorious as long as you go there sparingly
i live in boston
there is 1 taco bell near the shitty colleges
there's some local burrito places that are really good tho
At the one near me it always takes at least 15-20 minutes to get what you ordered too
Even if it's like 1 tostada and you're the only customer there
Was ist eure Lieblingsbuchgattung?
Sie war Fantasie/sci-fi, nun weiß ich nicht mehr
Ich liebe alte Bücher wie Jule Vernes, Charles Dickens etc.
Ich will aber nicht versuchen, solche auf Deutsch zu lesen 😉
Ich mag sci-fi und Fantasie, wie Dune oder LoTR.
Dune war ein gutes Buch
Ja. Hast du die anderen Dune Buecher gelesen?
Plural would be andere, right?
nicht mit “die”
I'd there an article before in plural it gets an n
andere Bücher
die anderen Bücher
Die süßen Schlangen
oh okay
New emoji suggestion 😉 🤔
nice
My taskbar isn't working 😦 is there any way to fix this without restarting my pc?
the windows button isn't working either
just gonna restart
You could try killing explorer.exe next time
Try deleting system32 
try hitting it with a hammer
that worked
good
Assuming you're using Win10, yeah I've had that before and restart is the only option. Though it stopped happening to me after the update thing they did.
The creators update fixed it, afaik
^^ Yes.
General2=New territory?
depends what it is
gab es eine general2 geburtsfeier? :o
du hast kuchen gebacken :o
wenn ich irgendwann wieder in köln bin, hol ich mir mein stück :P
:O
im moment: zitronenkuchen
😋
cool, viel spaß dann :D
ich mein gamescom 😄
achso :D
noch nicht sicher, ob ich hingehe
da ich momentan noch beschäftigt mit meiner masterarbeit bit
und abgabe nach der gamescom ist
ich war letztes jahr da, aber dann auch die ganze zeit unterwegs
würde dieses jahr wahrscheinlich nicht viel anders
aber wenn ich mich spät entscheide, muss ich wohl versuchen "kontakte" spielen zu lassen :X
ooo
die bahnverbindungen in NRW sind schon krass
hatte vorher keine ahnung, dass die ganzen städte SO nah aneinander liegen
und so nen NRW-Ticket war schon cool :o
haha jo
wir haben nen niedersachsen-ticket für 29€
... aber mir schleicht das gefühl, NRW-ticket für 19€ ist ein besserer deal
jedenfalls von den erreichbaren städten
niedersachsen reicht ja auch eine gewisse distanz :o
ew, why is it moving
I wanna Sachsen-Anhalt
what the heckies is general2 even?
my best guess is that general2 is planning a military coup to overtake this discord
but he's not very good at keeping these plans a secret, as it is a public channel
Fake channel.
Arrem's meme room
Memes arrem room
Room's meme Arrem
Room's Arrem meme.
Meme's memes memes
@hot cloak
😒
👌
warum gibt es ja zwei general Kanäle
Hey Joris ^^
oh
i'm actually sobbing
trying to explain to my progenitors that even though I didn't attend classes today
I have a show in TWO DAYS
Heute abend sitzt ein Assistenzhund bei uns in der bar
Super süßer Hund. Hab ihn eben gestreichelt. Rosi heißt er. Bin erstmal zur Küche geganngen und hab eine Schüssel Wasser geholt
Heute abend ist wiedet Fußball
Bin gespannt, ob den Bayern die Lederhosen ausgezogen werden
Ich frage mich, ob man eigentlich ohne Jura zu studieren durchs leben kommt
Überall begegnet einem das Gesetz und Recht und Regeln
Wie gut, dass ich das einige Semester studiert habe...
Man kommt auch ohne Studium zurecht wenn man eloquent ist und einfach aufpasst
geht eloquent als Deutsch-Englisch Kognat?
it's the latin term, so yes, it means the same
Aha
Für die, die sich das Spiel ansehen wollen, und es nicht finden: https://www.twitch.tv/ithirld1982
für die, die nicht in deutschland leben :D
Genau ^^
mal sehen wie lang der channel überlebt o.o
Knapp
Bvb verliert den ball in der eigenen Hälfte
Das muss besser werden
Wieder ballverlust
Zu agressive Aktion
Diesmal gefährlicher freistoß bayern
#14 schießt
Die Abwer setzt sich gut ein
Erneuter vorstoß bayern
Guter Pass
Und Toooooor
Für Bayern
Flanke über das halbe Feld , Annahme und pass in den Strafraum - Tor
Bayern 2:1 Bvb in die halbzeit.
🍿
Thanks for keeping the rest of us updated ❤
^
Lenne mich selbst eigentlich zu schlecht dafür aus...
Langer pass der Dortmunder... Aufgehalten.
Passiert nicht viel
Habe gerade eine gute Situation verpasst
Bayern auf Dortmunder Tor, Verteidiger setzt sich ein, fälscht den Ball gegem den Innenpfosten und verhindert sas Tor
Ecke Bayern
@hot cloak duolingo
lol
no i'm trying to show inky his reaction
to any time that duolingo is mentioned
riot can you help illustrate the hatred that he has for it
duo isn't bad for practicing basics, good starting platform...
WHO HAS SUMMONED ME
WE DID
This guy said he uses duolingo.
SMITE HIM
no
I can hear 😄
@runic rain I was there when this channel was created and somehow I still fell for that
ich bin so blöd
saubere Flanke, Ball per Kopf ins Tor
;)
Wird doch nochmal spannend. @sturdy shadow 2:2
sowieso, ist es nicht halbzeit?
Nicht mehr.
Jaaaaa!
😄
3:2
That one was even louder than before.
Dortmund machts
#PottPower
Sauber ausgespielt
Zauberhaft versenkt
@sturdy shadow wir führen 3:2
Autsch
Gelbe karte für bayern
Haben im elfer von dortmund ne harte schwalbe gesetzt
Wollten den elfer
Hat der schiri nicht mit sich machen lassen
Wtf 5 minuten nachspielzeit?
Immer noch 3:2, nehme ich an?
Lol bayern bonus scheiß egal
Ja, hardcore. Fast 7 Minuten nachgespielt, damit bayern nochmal ausgleichen kann
San. Ham die den dortmundern kocj 2 heftige fauls reingedrückt beides mal gegen den Kopf
3:2 ausgeganngen. Frankfurt kriegen die ja wohl platt
Haben wir gegen werder auch gedacht
i should go to bed but i really don't fucking want to. What do i do.
Go to bed.
don't do it, be free
so mean
ok now i'm conflicted
as i was before
heads you stay up all night, tails you don't go to sleep
i'd end up flipping it until it said to stay awake
In which case you can cry yourself to sleep.
Stay with us!
all this boils down to banks being a bunch of cockheads that only work for like two hours in the morning
because the only reason to wake up early would be to go there tomorrow to solve a problem that isn't even my fault
No, go to sleep, we're all boring and memey.
and i wouldn't need to if they fucking worked in the afternoon like any other place on the planet
pls sleep for your own good berzi
#general is for memes and shitposts only.
#general-2 is phountix' personal channel
we're all boring and memey
Das Arremsche Paradox wurde geboren 
lol
😉
Oooh did you rob a bank while sleepwalking and now you have to sneak all the money back in so you don't go to jail? 😮
It's not a paradox if he doesn't even like memes.
😦
no, it's basically the opposite
The bank robbed you and now you have to steal their money while sleepwalking so they don't go to jail?
Nobody doesn't like memes!
much more boring
In russia, memes like you
Damn. That would have been fun.
Les mêmes sont la vie. La vie sans les mêmes n’est rien - A French Philosopher or Something 😉
a memeosopher
"Deowefif niiwiw naiawler iew memes, aweoei hopeirn iwian ienwaogi memes!" - A Dothraki philosopher
Innitrite @iron bear
"Meow, meow. Meow." - A cat
*I'll use this online dothraki translator so everybody especially Juan will think I can actually speak it – Arrim
"" - A mute person.
" ❤ " - Arrem
Aha, Brzkrzk! You have fallen for our clever ruse! It's not even a translator. We just meme and mash random keyboard keys. 😛
wow
❤ indeed, Mika. ❤
(that was dothraki)
dunno
A language. It's quite nice. Or as we say that in Dothraki "Agniniw iagwirlg bnkwlri!"
Haha, what was the first one?
Arrem, une belio des tabidi.
Which means "A dog will eat you." in a language I made up in a text document.
<.<
Told him to check #282831147942281216 for that, he did
If it's your channel, why weren't you the first normal user to write a message here?
anyway i decided i'm not going to bed. I'll call them tomorrow and see if i absolutely have to go there
Because cat deleted my first 37 messages
Brzrkr... why?
even though i fucking hate telephones and calling people and using telephones and calling people using telephones
Because sleeping is boring.
^
Und telefonieren ist schrecklich.
I'm thinking about sleeping.
Wait. Do you like calling people? I think i didnt get that...
and also i have so many problems with sleeping that even if went to bed right now i'd end up still awake at five am
because brain
i hate all the things in that list
Brain.exe: loading thoughts about the universe
that was the meaning
Willkommen in meiner Welt
I like sleeping :3
when it works, me too
Sleep is the bestestest.
Yeah, sleep is good, but boring.
I don't see why anyone would question that. Says so right in the topic.
i wish i could just fall asleep whenever i wanted to
Of only you could learn while sleeping
you kinda do
Nah
i want to have dreams in german 😦
Thank you Dog, for stating that
ye
❤
If only you could transfer knowledge directly into your brain.
that'd be the shit
Long live #general-2
and also ruin learning forever
That'd be the best thing ever.
dreams in german
Oh a full blown masochist 
Sounds like Matrix
Arrem would go and mess up his brain with 50 languages.
Until I made my brain explode by stuffing 50000 random books in it.
@hot cloak I have the same problem with sleep.
i don't think there's any proof that brains have limited storage space, is there?
I discovered I can download free books with the uni IP and went on to download like 80 that I'm probably never gonna open. Imagine what I'd do with free knowledge.
People who can sleep in public are bizarre.
Yeah they say the average person only uses 10%of their brain
They now sit in a nice folder called Haufen where they collect virtual dust. 🎉
lol that 10% thing is a meme i hadn't heard in a long time
I wonder if its actually true
It's not.
wonder no more: it's not
How do you know?
Yeah. They actually only use 7.86%
Lol
Scientifically proven.
Ok
... how do you know it's true
Arrem uses UInt64.MaxValue%
The 10% is just a rounding error because people are lazy.

To Quote one of my favorite youtube videos 'Anatomical Twister':
7 of of 10 Doctors agree (...) the other 3 are pussys
Are green?
I'm bizarre, then.
88% of people are easily convinced of made up facts if you give them any kind of percentage
I am angetrunken and my fingers are too chubby
You are.
I am.
But I wish I could do that.
Be tired enough, lol.
i can sleep in public
Sleep less hours than you need constantly.
Mika pls what's uint64 supposed to be? I'll have you know I made my own 256 bit processor. And it's technically using ternary, so they'd be tits, not bits.
Rather than fall asleep I would just be in that horrible state where it's liek I'm constantly falling asleep and waking up.
same
Studys have shown that if you introduce your statement wih 'studys have shown' nobody even sees the 2nd that in the sentence.
Same.
Also Potato
i can sleep if i'm in a car but otherwise eh
But I've also managed to sleep for longer than a few seconds.
Studies have shown that if your sentence has "memes" in it, people will always read it to the end. Memes.
Because after weeks of doing that, I was able to not let my head completly fall down.
Yeah right
i guess i could sleep on a train or bus if the seats are comfortable enough, but they never are. The cuddling vibrations of the vehicle go to waste
Sleeping on a bus? Only if I'm dead.
Good.
Hab mal meine Haltestelle verschlafen <.<
RIF
you guys talking about sleep while its 4 am here and i'm sleepy as heck
When i am with my girlfriend: as soon as i hit the seat of public transport i fall asleep
eh, it's super easy to wake me up while i'm sleeping anyway. It's like i'm never really sleeping, which might explain why i never feel completely rested
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Have you considered sleeping for 15 hours a day?
Meanwhile my alarm doesn't manage to wake me up.
Have you considered turning it off and on again?
i felt tired af
Could be related to thyroid
🤔
Too much sleep is actually tiring.
Hey Dog...
One thing that bothers me insanely is light. If there's a bit of it in the room I can't sleep till it's ded.
oh i fucking hate the sun
Just remove your eyes.
Hey dog...
But I need my eyes to meme. 😦
Hey dog...
Hey phou? 😄
light can still pass through your eye lids
Dogs > cats
I close them, but there's a difference between closed eyes in a bright room and closed eyes in a dark room. And I hate it.
if i block phountix will i miss anything important ever?
You'd
You will miss his expression of love. Do not do that. Ever.
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☝🏻 good natural supplement for deep sleep 😴 👌🏻
If I were to close my eyes now, it'd be about as dark as without the screen in front of me.
he just said "dogs > cats", i don't think i need his expression of love
'I dont care about seacreatures' - 'But Charly, they care about You!'
You don't like hearing the truth? 😮
banned
dogs = cats
gimme ban permissions so i can Banned. you
Dont you dare buddy
@quasi merlin what are you, swiss? Pick a damn side
Yes, Mika, but about as dark. I can't stand the about part. 😛
I pick the damn center.
#general-2 is still my personal channel. You cant ban me
Can confirm. #general-2 is his personal channel.
len has been depicted more times as a catboy than as a dogboy
so you have to pick cats
But as a German
he always is
I highly appriciate the Meinungsfreiheit
I always see people walking their dogs, but not a single person that walks their cat. Coincidence? I think not. Checkm8 Brzkrzkrkzkrists.
CLUB MATE YOOO
because cat persons like an animal that has the dignity not to be walked by inferior beings like humans
and they also don't eat their own shit
you dont have to walk a cat thats why they are better
damn right
Cats can use a toilet by themselves.
ich habe 3 Katzen, aber alle Hunde lieben mich.
ich habe 3 Katzen UND alle Katzen lieben mich
heute in der Bar, da war ein Assistenzhund, ich glaube er hieß Rosi
Ich habe viel mit ihr gekuschelt.
Hunde sind cool!
if u dieded cat wold eet ur coarps tho haha
I don't like the look dogs give me when I'm eating.
#einfacheDeutscheSätzeSindAwesome
u can't prove it arrim
Doch. I died once and a cat ate my corpse.
I second that.
did you dieded?
Twice.
rip
Man did i cry when he did died.
RIP RIP*
I am now a spoopy scare skellington.
spoopy
so your cat is 50% you?
if i had known i'd pass an hour and a half memeing i'd have gone to bed instead
now i'm hungry
No no, it's my dog that I switched organs and limbs with.
Ed... ward
Woooo.
Woooooh.
today is apparently marcus aurelius' birthday. Should i rewatch the gladiator for the 47239847th time to celebrate? 🤔
Nah, just send him a card and you're good.
Okay.
Or a half arsed facebook post saying only "HB xxDDDDD :)))"
You are the M of my meme?
I'll tkae a photograf and write the text i'd've writen
That's the best card you can possibly give.
"LiebBRZRKR,
es tut mir Leid, wenn ich dich manchmal nerve. In Wirklichkeit bin ich ein netter Mensch und will nur, dass alle Spaß haben. Ich hab dich lieb, LG phountix.
P.S. #general-2 is phountix' personal channel."
🐔
Liebrzrkrzrkrkrzrkr is my new favorite word.
@sudden panther i trust you know /r/programmerhumor ? 🤔
Yes?

