lessons

[golden ledge]

LFLAPLFAPFLAPFLAp

[boreal zealot]

flappy say something

[fierce wren]

Good job, like when I come back it's my turn.

[boreal zealot]

flop

[rough robin]

y u do this

to us

[fierce wren]

i do wat

[boreal zealot]

i came back to hear your french accent

[rough robin]

you make we wait 8 hours

[fierce wren]

😦

[rough robin]

and we try giving you confidence

and you don't read =c

[boreal zealot]

its fokken 1:02 by me

[wary atlas]

Also machten sie s

[boreal zealot]

dont disappoint me

[fierce wren]

oh dear

[rough robin]

but it's finee

[thin goblet]

flops doesn't want a cookie from me

:(

[fierce wren]

Where is that sentence 🤔

[twilit owl]

starting from "Der Esel, als der größte..." ?

[thin goblet]

Also machten sie sich auf den Weg

[rough robin]

thirteenth line

[quartz otter]

Perfect choice of sentence 👌

[golden ledge]

FLOP si tu lis pas ... je serais ... triste ;-; very triste ;-;

[fierce wren]

oh yees okay

[thin goblet]

henbri, when you gonna read

:P

[reef hazel]

also sorry if you heard my son yelling or anything. he's playing here too lol

[quartz otter]

Probably never

[rough robin]

we heard him

[thin goblet]

it's fine, that's cute :P

[rough robin]

it's okay mauz =p

[thin goblet]

henbri D:

[fierce wren]

I like how long this sentence is

[golden ledge]

Je me suicide si tu ne lis pas ;-;

[fierce wren]

D:

[golden ledge]

Je prepare la corde

[rough robin]

http://www.gasl.org/refbib/Grimm__Maerchen.pdf

[golden ledge]

;-;

[wary atlas]

Also machten sie s

[fierce wren]

please don't

[golden ledge]

TU ne voudrais pas avoir ca sur la conscience hein

👀

[fierce wren]

I need to do this for the cookie

[golden ledge]

ALORS LIS

[fierce wren]

and for everyone else

[golden ledge]

et pour ma vie

[royal dagger]

Flop. Lis svp.

[golden ledge]

Je ne veux pas me suicider ;-;

[rough robin]

flpflpflpflpflpflpflpflp

[fierce wren]

"svp" ok

[rough robin]

flp.exe stopped working

[royal dagger]

S'il vous plait?

[fierce wren]

I can what?

[royal dagger]

with some ^ on an i.

[reef hazel]

î

[trim lava]

î?

[royal dagger]

^i

I can't

😢

[thin goblet]

i gonna throw a hug into it

[fierce wren]

s'il vous plaît? 🤔

[thin goblet]

if you do it, floop

[royal dagger]

Oui, Floop.

[fierce wren]

Into the cookie?

[thin goblet]

a cookie and a hug

[fierce wren]

🤔

[thin goblet]

well if you want

🤔

[trim lava]

Flopseeel ❤

[rough robin]

By the time Flopps reads

I'll have a masters degree

I'll be 90

[fierce wren]

I thought someone was reading when I was reading

[twilit owl]

hahahaha

[rough robin]

I'll be C2 German

[fierce wren]

and I forgot to unmute

gg me D:

[dapper parrot]

And I'll be fluent in French

[rough robin]

yea

Luna will be good at Battlerite

[royal dagger]

I'll be fluent in memes

👍🏻

[rough robin]

Korea

it's good to dream

[royal dagger]

😢

[trim lava]

whew Berg

[golden ledge]

Floppy, ma tres chere, je m'insurge devant ton hésitation apparente ! A quoi diantre penses-tu ? Penses-tu pouvoir ruiner et piétiner ces 8 heures passées a t'attendre ? Comptes-tu refuser un cookie gentillement offert ? Comptes-tu avoir mon suicide sur ta conscience ? Ou crois-tu pouvoir t'en tirer ainsi FALOPE! Eh ben non tu ne t'en tireras pas t'en que je m'appelle QADMUS SHIHAB LE SECOND !

[rough robin]

but you'll always be the one that does dad jokes

it's okay

[trim lava]

that was mean :c

[rough robin]

true

I'm evil

ich bin böse

[fierce wren]

"salope" okay so first

:(

[wary atlas]

So first it's time to read.

[golden ledge]

Ah c'est sorti tout seul

j'aurais du le censurer xD

[fierce wren]

mhm bien sûr

[dapper parrot]

Flops?

[fierce wren]

mika yes

[dapper parrot]

Are you preparing to read or just chatting now?

[fierce wren]

preparing myself because I can do both

[golden ledge]

She's trying to get away

[boreal zealot]

flappy we believe in you ❤

[golden ledge]

!

[royal dagger]

Bonjour francais meme. Est-ce que tu peut lire maintenant? merci.

[golden ledge]

encircle her

[boreal zealot]

you caaaan

[golden ledge]

she shall not escape

[rough robin]

SHE SHALL NOT PASSSSS

[golden ledge]

YEAAAAAAAAAH

[dapper parrot]

How fast does your heart beat right now, Flops?

[trim lava]

darn Bot :^)

[golden ledge]

I CAN HEAR IT IT BEATS AT 120.245 BEATS PER SECOND

[trim lava]

Oh hey Nully ❤ Wieder da?^^

[fierce wren]

:c

[royal dagger]

Yes

[golden ledge]

CLICK

CLICK

[trim lava]

RIP :c

[boreal zealot]

CLICK

[royal dagger]

Clickez with votre mouse!

[golden ledge]

CLICK

[boreal zealot]

Immer mal wieder

[trim lava]

👌

[rough robin]

WRONG FINGER

[boreal zealot]

Ich muss mein Wiener Schnitzel beim Brutzeln im Auge behalten

[royal dagger]

[trim lava]

🎉 🇦🇹

[royal dagger]

🐮 -> 🍖

[boreal zealot]

don't be afraid ❤

[golden ledge]

WE LOVE YOU

🔫

SO READ

[boreal zealot]

qadmus loves YOU

[golden ledge]

That's true 😃

SO READ

[rough robin]

Laggy Base sounds like he's high

[golden ledge]

🔫

[fierce wren]

BUT WHICH SENTENCE

[golden ledge]

WHATEVER

JUST READ

[fierce wren]

THE NEXT ONE OR ARE WE EVEN FARTHER

[golden ledge]

WHY ARE WE SPEAKING WITH CAPS LOCK

[fierce wren]

dunno

[golden ledge]

lol

[fierce wren]

[trim lava]

Sers

[royal dagger]

ßECAUSE WE ARE NOT IN A LIBRARY

[wary atlas]

[fierce wren]

we're in the library shhhh

[royal dagger]

ok

[trim lava]

Ach Flopsel, lesen macht doch SpaB

[fierce wren]

👀

[trim lava]

:^)

[rough robin]

at least I'm not sleepy

[fierce wren]

triggered because of the B

[rough robin]

that kid is so cute

xD

[fierce wren]

agreed

[golden ledge]

YOu don't even know him

👀

[trim lava]

Spaβ (besser?)

[rough robin]

he sounds cute

[royal dagger]

Spab

[golden ledge]

He might be a little demon

[fierce wren]

(ok better catto)

[rough robin]

maybe

[golden ledge]

like the frere of flops

[fierce wren]

[rough robin]

he probably reads a lot tho

[trim lava]

β =/= ß :<

[rough robin]

unlike flap

[fierce wren]

yes catto :<

[royal dagger]

[trim lava]

JA

[royal dagger]

🅱

Obviously w.l.o.g. == 🅱

[twilit owl]

where are we now?

[reef hazel]

haha I should read this story to him

[rough robin]

yea

a lot of animals

[reef hazel]

but he wouldnt sit for something such long

[fierce wren]

If I read, I get a cookie and a hug from Solet 🤔

[trim lava]

A Guide to read:
1.) Press the unmute button
2.) Read the sentece
3.) Translate it as best you can
4.) Mute again

Simple enough c:

[golden ledge]

Je te donne ce que tu veux si tu lis

[trim lava]

pls Flopsl c:

[fierce wren]

the worse is 3

[twilit owl]

what is 'ach'?

[trim lava]

no perfect translation needed, just read it ^.^

[fierce wren]

that made me smile for no reason :3

[twilit owl]

"Ja, ja, ach,..."

[rough robin]

you dont need to translate

[twilit owl]

Ach?

[rough robin]

someone else can do it

[golden ledge]

Just press the unmute button its all I need

;-;

[fierce wren]

I can unmute but not speak

[trim lava]

wheelhit!

[golden ledge]

nonononno speaeaaaak

[reef hazel]

it means means

haha

[royal dagger]

It means memes.

[fierce wren]

memes?

[royal dagger]

Yes. YOU are the meme.

[fierce wren]

:o

[royal dagger]

:<

[thin goblet]

flop

if you don't want you don't have to translate

[royal dagger]

The fairy tale is almost finished

Torschlusspanik wäre angebracht. :)

[thin goblet]

:P

[fierce wren]

oh chuck 🤔

[heavy wadi]

[twilit owl]

[fierce wren]

Thought you left and found it weird.

[royal dagger]

The rooster blew up 💥

[golden ledge]

CHUUUCK MAKE FLOP READ

[odd oar]

[fierce wren]

lel

[trim lava]

Servus Chuckerooonie

[golden ledge]

CHUCK USE YOUR HHYPNOTYSING VOICE

[fierce wren]

I was about to unmute to say hi

[thin goblet]

korea

which is more difficult

[golden ledge]

[thin goblet]

MAGA or MFRA

[royal dagger]

Hmm

MKGFWFSWCPT

[thin goblet]

haha

[royal dagger]

Make KgF work fine so we can play today

[golden ledge]

FLOPS I don't have any rope so I'm gonna prepare les médicaments 👀

[trim lava]

und baibai Chucky 💔

[fierce wren]

👀

[heavy wadi]

Sowwy

[fierce wren]

he will come back later

[heavy wadi]

Have to take care of people

[fierce wren]

he said 🤔

[heavy wadi]

Perhaps, Flappy

Not 100% sure

[fierce wren]

yay \o/

[trim lava]

okay 😃 Have fun Chuck ^.^

[twilit owl]

By the time Chuck comes back, I'll be sleeping

[heavy wadi]

Good night then, Polka!

[twilit owl]

[trim lava]

HAY ARREM

[tranquil escarp]

i bims

[fierce wren]

oh arrem

[tranquil escarp]

dem arrem

umd i mag memes

[fierce wren]

yes

[tranquil escarp]

Say hi to me Catto. You know you want to. ❤

[trim lava]

hi

[tranquil escarp]

SAY

[fierce wren]

lol

[rough robin]

HE'LL MAKE IT

I BELIEVE

[trim lava]

Mic is broken

[fierce wren]

[tranquil escarp]

What a flopping Flopper you are, Cat. 😛

Next you're gonna go eat or take a nap. 😛

[trim lava]

Indeed 😊

[dapper parrot]

Catto = Flops 2.0 confirmed

[rough robin]

MIAUEN

THIS IS PERFECT

[royal dagger]

klirring gg solet

[fierce wren]

MIAUEN

YES

[rough robin]

HAHAAHHA

[trim lava]

I can't draw nearly as good so I'm maybe Flops 0.25 😦

[thin goblet]

but you are writing in german

so maybe you are flops 2.25 🤔

[trim lava]

WO?

[fierce wren]

inb4 flappy is going to read

[thin goblet]

MANCHMAL

[golden ledge]

FLAPAPAPPAI

[trim lava]

MIST

[fierce wren]

[dapper parrot]

YOU ARE FLAPPY

[trim lava]

Flops, würdest du bitte den nächsten Satz für uns lesen?

[wary atlas]

Die Räuber fuhren bei dem entsetzlichen Geschrei in die Höhe, meinten nicht anders, als ein Gespenst käme herein, und flohen in größter Furcht in den Wald hinaus.

[fierce wren]

arrem

Oh god a H word. 🤔

[dapper parrot]

Arrem, what happened to your sound quality?

[royal dagger]

It became a meme ;(

[trim lava]

Denk nicht zu viel darüber nach Flopsel, fang einfach an ❤

[fierce wren]

I want to but first I must unmute myself :c

oki dokie solet

[tranquil escarp]

gonna mute myself for a sec to try my mic out

[trim lava]

mach das Arreng

[fierce wren]

lol berg

[reef hazel]

🍪

[fierce wren]

Why a cookie now?

[thin goblet]

well

[heavy wadi]

you can do it

[reef hazel]

pre-snack

[fierce wren]

I did nothing 🤔

[thin goblet]

cause you missed two cookies and a hug

[heavy wadi]

Chuck believes in you

[thin goblet]

so now's the chance at a third cookie

[fierce wren]

awww thanks everyone :>

[golden ledge]

🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

[fierce wren]

👀

[trim lava]

I'll take one if you don't mind Qadmus, I'm hungry 😋

[fierce wren]

[golden ledge]

NOO

They are all for flops

❤

[trim lava]

😭

[dapper parrot]

I'm gonna take 45% of that as tax.

[golden ledge]

👀

[fierce wren]

but I can give Catto some

[trim lava]

🎉

[tranquil escarp]

deletes all the cookies

[fierce wren]

😦

[leaden verge]

i'm gonna kill Mika and get 20% as inheritance tax

[trim lava]

Hey Nemo ❤

[fierce wren]

:o

[royal dagger]

Clear Cache and Cookies

Done

[fierce wren]

WOW

[golden ledge]

This got dark quickly

[quartz otter]

The bot doesn't work if you repeat emojis? 🤔

[rough robin]

I'm back

[royal dagger]

Emojis are probably just strings

[dapper parrot]

You can't kill me, Nemo.

[royal dagger]

So they don't really repeat

[trim lava]

^

[leaden verge]

wanna bet?

[royal dagger]

:entong::entong::entong: < no repetition

[fierce wren]

Don't fight plox D:

[heavy wadi]

$20 on Mika

[tranquil escarp]

I'm just gonna.

[fierce wren]

yer calm down

[tranquil escarp]

Steal your Mika.

[thin goblet]

flops, look for your sentence :)

you only have one page left

[fierce wren]

:o

[leaden verge]

i shouldn't interrupt you guys anyway - please continue learning

[fierce wren]

lol what happened with Mika

🤔

[trim lava]

Nemo visited him

😦

[dapper parrot]

I'm still here.

[trim lava]

^ That'S Nemo pretending, sorry y'all

[dapper parrot]

You're Nemo

[tranquil escarp]

idk what's wrong with my sound, fuck it

[leaden verge]

sorry, i cannot answer quickly - i have to switch accounts all the time

[fierce wren]

:o

[leaden verge]

[trim lava]

[dapper parrot]

[fierce wren]

[boreal zealot]

ban arrem.

[tranquil escarp]

btw what the meme are you reading anyway

[dapper parrot]

http://www.gasl.org/refbib/Grimm__Maerchen.pdf

[trim lava]

Arreng: Eine Biographie

[fierce wren]

http://www.gasl.org/refbib/Grimm__Maerchen.pdf

[royal dagger]

Kapitel 1. Memes

[tranquil escarp]

http://www.gasl.org/refbib/Grimm__Maerchen.pdf

[royal dagger]

Kapitel 2. Mehr Memes

[rough robin]

WutFace

[tranquil escarp]

Ah. Thanks @tranquil escarp

[dapper parrot]

Page 133

[royal dagger]

Kapitel 3. Halo I bims 1 Maimai kapitelng

[tranquil escarp]

You're welcome @tranquil escarp

[fierce wren]

facepalmed irl

[trim lava]

Arreng, do you feel alright?

[fierce wren]

Page 133 which sentence now?

[tranquil escarp]

Hey @tranquil escarp, wanna bully Flops with me?
Sure @tranquil escarp.
Great, let's go!

I'm fine Catto, thanks. ❤

[fierce wren]

[tranquil escarp]

I love bullets.

[fierce wren]

wat

[trim lava]

I feel like your mind is foggy today

[rough robin]

bullets

[dapper parrot]

Bullets are good.

[rough robin]

after each bullet

[dapper parrot]

You can shoot them into people and then blood comes out.

[tranquil escarp]

My mind just went through 4 hours of working on an assignment. It literally doesn't work anymore.

[reef hazel]

🚅

[trim lava]

I knew it!

[tranquil escarp]

The only part of my brain working now is the Meme Processing Unit.

[fierce wren]

I read "my wind"

send help

[boreal zealot]

did it work?

[tranquil escarp]

Did what work?

[boreal zealot]

your mind

[thin goblet]

flops, you got a sentence you like?

[tranquil escarp]

Oh. Yes it kinda does sometimes.

[boreal zealot]

haven't noticed yet ;P

[fierce wren]

not necessairily Solet, I am just gonna unmute real soon

[tranquil escarp]

ban foxxernerd

[primal pond]

❌ Bad argument: Member "foxxernerd" not found

[fierce wren]

and then sentence

[trim lava]

Arrem's mind is a probabilistic algorithm

[reef hazel]

also a bit nervous so probably reading faster and also wanting to get my part done faster so my son doesnt make much noise

[boreal zealot]

arrem is memed

[tranquil escarp]

Fite me foxxo. I had 39459 PhDs by the time you were born.

Got them all at the age of 1.

[royal dagger]

39459 PhDs and still no B.Sc...

[boreal zealot]

xD

[tranquil escarp]

I was a talented child so they let me skip those.

[royal dagger]

ah

[fierce wren]

damn yes

:D

Yeah, so where is the sentence?

[dapper parrot]

Ploof is unmuted :o

[reef hazel]

Als Mittelnacht

[fierce wren]

korea pls :<

[royal dagger]

:(

Du sagst nicht Hallo! :(

[fierce wren]

:(

[wary atlas]

Als Mitternacht vorbei war und die Räuber von wei-
tem sahen, daß kein Licht mehr im Haus brannte, auch alles
ruhig schien, sprach der Hauptmann »wir hätten uns doch
nicht sollen ins Bockshorn jagen lassen,« und hieß einen hin-
gehen und das Haus untersuchen.

[rough robin]

Als Mitternacht vorbei war und die Räuber von weitem
sahen, daß kein Licht mehr im Haus brannte, auch alles
ruhig schien, sprach der Hauptmann »wir hätten uns doch
nicht sollen ins Bockshorn jagen lassen,« und hieß einen hingehen
und das Haus untersuchen

[fierce wren]

let's do this

[tranquil escarp]

BONJOUR HONHONHON OMELETTE DU FROMAGE BAGUETTE ESCARGOT PSYKOKWAK HONHON
There Korea. ❤

[fierce wren]

I did the first step

[tranquil escarp]

I don't think I've ever heard Foxxo talk before. 🤔

[fierce wren]

now the second :>

Heh Berg.

[rough robin]

Heh

[dapper parrot]

Heh

[royal dagger]

Everyone except for flops be quiet now

[rough robin]

Why you hehing me

[boreal zealot]

lad go

[tranquil escarp]

Oh btw

@boreal zealot

[boreal zealot]

im here dw

[fierce wren]

Wait whot 🤔

[rough robin]

Floops

[golden ledge]

This keyboard

[rough robin]

it's your time to shine

[golden ledge]

though

[trim lava]

He's faster than the wind ❤

[rough robin]

RELEASE THAT BEAUTIFUL GERMAN

[boreal zealot]

we can hear you typing

I set up a listener for that unmute event lmao

just read!

[tranquil escarp]

INER ERMANN ANNES AUS ÄNGEN UNDERT EMDEN RAUS

[trim lava]

jesus Botto :^)

[rough robin]

Just read D=

[boreal zealot]

ARREM MUTE YOURSELF

[fierce wren]

:>

[rough robin]

v:

[golden ledge]

<:

[tranquil escarp]

Me?

[trim lava]

YES

[boreal zealot]

yes

[rough robin]

YES

[tranquil escarp]

What

[twilit owl]

Luna mute now!

[royal dagger]

MUTE

[rough robin]

GIVE FLAPPY FULL SILENCE

[fierce wren]

aute mrrem

[trim lava]

c:

[royal dagger]

@thin goblet mute

[rough robin]

YOU HAVE FULL SILENCE NOW

FLOOP

[tranquil escarp]

Are you. What?

[twilit owl]

Mauz, mute!!

[fierce wren]

DAMN THAT IS AWKWARD

[rough robin]

Als Mitternacht vorbei war und die Räuber von weitem
sahen, daß kein Licht mehr im Haus brannte, auch alles
ruhig schien, sprach der Hauptmann »wir hätten uns doch
nicht sollen ins Bockshorn jagen lassen,« und hieß einen hingehen
und das Haus untersuchen<<

[boreal zealot]

goooo

[reef hazel]

sry on my handy

[dapper parrot]

Awkward silence is awkward

[boreal zealot]

tempted to >block for the time being

[fierce wren]

okay

[tranquil escarp]

E N T O N G

[rough robin]

here you go?

[boreal zealot]

aaand she is gonna mute herself

[fierce wren]

A R R EM STOP

[boreal zealot]

gooo

[rough robin]

3

2

1

GO

[fierce wren]

nope

[dapper parrot]

Let's just wait

[tranquil escarp]

0x1 using Enton isn't something you see every day.

[boreal zealot]

block 266607756285313024

GOOO

[twilit owl]

EVERYONE STOP TYPING, LET HER READ!!!

[fierce wren]

👀

[boreal zealot]

oh

[tranquil escarp]

GG you shitmeme.

[primal pond]

👍

[rough robin]

stop typing ihr Memes

[twilit owl]

Als Mitternacht vorbei war und die Räuber von weitem
sahen, daß kein Licht mehr im Haus brannte, auch alles
ruhig schien, sprach der Hauptmann »wir hätten uns doch
nicht sollen ins Bockshorn jagen lassen,« und hieß einen hingehen
und das Haus untersuchen<<

[boreal zealot]

gogogo

[tranquil escarp]

Ehehehehehe.

I love you 0x1.

[boreal zealot]

googogogogoogogoogogogogogogoog

❤

[rough robin]

@maiden gyro MUTE

PLS

[boreal zealot]

googogogoggoogogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogoogogog

[rough robin]

http://prntscr.com/hc4hwc

[maiden gyro]

was ist denn hier los

[rough robin]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT

We're all getting silent for Flopps to read

Als Mitternacht vorbei war und die Räuber von weitem
sahen, daß kein Licht mehr im Haus brannte, auch alles
ruhig schien, sprach der Hauptmann »wir hätten uns doch
nicht sollen ins Bockshorn jagen lassen,« und hieß einen hingehen
und das Haus untersuchen<<

[boreal zealot]

floppso is trolling us

[rough robin]

jep

[tranquil escarp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dance-halloween-october-vl8ncD72EnhoA This server waiting for Flops to deliver

[maiden gyro]

why is she not reading

[rough robin]

I think this is where our session dies

[boreal zealot]

ok floppo it's 1:43 by me

[tranquil escarp]

Because she's a meme.

[boreal zealot]

just read it

[twilit owl]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GeneralHospital-time-gh-26n6xBpxNXExDfuKc

[rough robin]

ok Flopps

[boreal zealot]

i've been waiting 3 hours for this moment

[rough robin]

just say the word

Als

[golden ledge]

C'est ta mere qui parle en fond ? elle fait peur 👀

[wary atlas]

It's okay Berg. Only one page left.

[boreal zealot]

and now we're here

[maiden gyro]

@boreal zealot dafuq do you live in the far east

[rough robin]

Then say Mitternacht

[dapper parrot]

Flops, I'm starving

[boreal zealot]

yes

[tranquil escarp]

How about we change to a new plan. If she doesn't start reading in 5 minutes, we all start saying Enton in voice?

[rough robin]

haha

[maiden gyro]

Vladivostok?

[boreal zealot]

good

nope

[rough robin]

yes

[dapper parrot]

Je suis Enton.

[boreal zealot]

Jakutsk

[tranquil escarp]

Plan in action.

[twilit owl]

you're from Yakutsk??

[boreal zealot]

ja

[tranquil escarp]

@fierce wren 5 minuts to start reading before we all scream Enton at you.

[twilit owl]

wow, that's the coldest city in the world!!!

[rough robin]

expressing our insatisfaction

[boreal zealot]

fokken flappy we hear you laughing

[maiden gyro]

I feel cold just hearing that

[boreal zealot]

haha yes

[tranquil escarp]

I'd like to know what the background noises are.

[reef hazel]

Trolling us hard

[rough robin]

her family

[tranquil escarp]

Maybe someone broke into her house and is murdering her.

[rough robin]

she's trolling so hard

[boreal zealot]

how much time is left

[dapper parrot]

sleeps on table

[boreal zealot]

?

[rough robin]

she doesn't want us to finish the tale

[tranquil escarp]

Can I just ban her?

[rough robin]

in 2039

[tranquil escarp]

And get Enton to read it out for us?

[boreal zealot]

yes

[rough robin]

yes

[trim lava]

☹

[twilit owl]

That moment when we hear her family's voice before her own voice

[golden ledge]

FLop

[dapper parrot]

3 more minutes

[golden ledge]

J'ai les medocs

👀

Prets a etre deglutiner

[rough robin]

we can hear that foxxo you troll

[stiff herald]

i bims dem entong und i kann sehr good lesen

shit i bims immer noch dem scchuk

[rough robin]

@fierce wren say "Als"

[stiff herald]

jetzd bims ich dem entong

[tranquil escarp]

HIT IT

[twilit owl]

😆

[rough robin]

@fierce wren then say "Mitternacht"

[boreal zealot]

ik bims enton

[maiden gyro]

Nous können entendre you rire

[rough robin]

how many minutes left?

[dapper parrot]

2 minutes till Enton

[stiff herald]

cool i bims auch 1 entong wir können freumde seing

[wary atlas]

You can say something in French first if you want to warm up, Flappy.

[rough robin]

yea

say "I hate Enton"

[boreal zealot]

können wir ja

[tranquil escarp]

Like honhonhon I sure do like snails. Fuck le Rosbifs.

[dapper parrot]

1 minute till Enton

[tranquil escarp]

^

[rough robin]

1 minute

that's your time to read

[tranquil escarp]

I suppose we can just permanently mute her since she never talks anyway.

[trim lava]

Well lads, it was nice waiting with you all ❤

[rough robin]

haha

[tranquil escarp]

Ahahaha.

[dapper parrot]

15 secs

[rough robin]

waiting

[royal dagger]

@fierce wren

     GNOTNE
    N    NN
   O    T T
  T    O  O
 N    N   N
ENTONG    G
N    N   N
T    O  O
O    T T
N    NN
GNOTNE

[boreal zealot]

what if you ban her for a week

[tranquil escarp]

Deal.

[thin goblet]

foxxo :D

[dapper parrot]

ENTON TIME

[golden ledge]

Asthma much ?

[leaden verge]

poor flop

[maiden gyro]

takes a large breath and continues not to read

[rough robin]

ENTONCES

[leaden verge]

[rough robin]

D:

[royal dagger]

[tranquil escarp]

[dapper parrot]

[leaden verge]

🦆

[dapper parrot]

Is a ouija board a yesyes board?

[tranquil escarp]

New proposal.

We mute Flops and have all the fun without her.

[golden ledge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_Godot

We were waiting for GODOT all along

[quartz otter]

Vladimir and *Escargot

[maiden gyro]

Orewua

[trim lava]

Dann viel SpaB beim spielen :^)

[tranquil escarp]

Damke

[trim lava]

HAHA

[royal dagger]

Arrem

[rough robin]

FOA

BAI

[royal dagger]

All those CSS properties like margin/box-shadow take four values

What's the order?

N,E,S,W?

[dapper parrot]

Yep

[tranquil escarp]

T R o u B L e

Top right bottom left.

[dapper parrot]

T R B L

[royal dagger]

Nie Ohne Seife Waschen. NOSW.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dapper parrot]

Clockwise

[royal dagger]

Digital clockwise?

[tranquil escarp]

Wait box-shadow is a bit different.

[royal dagger]

NESW color?

[tranquil escarp]

<x-offset> <y-offset> <how blurred out it is> <how far away from the object it extends> <color>

[royal dagger]

how far -> -1px?

[tranquil escarp]

Yes, it makes it a bit inset, which makes it look nicer. Play around with the values to get a feel for them.

[winter tide]

unterricht?

no announcement?

[tranquil escarp]

https://i.imgur.com/FavfPfn.png That's what it looks like with how far -> 27

Er this one was a bit spontaneous and not official or anything.

However it's still going and you're welcome to join.

[winter tide]

i cant 😢

[royal dagger]

Arrem

do you liek the matchbox

[tranquil escarp]

Very.

[rough robin]

liek

[royal dagger]

I herd u liek mudkpz

[rough robin]

mdkpz

@winter tide it isn't official

[reef hazel]

And the mouth of the person who last told this tale is still warm

“…und der das zuletzt erzählt hat, dem ist der Mund noch warm.” is the last line of this fairy tale in the German version. Most German fairy tales end with the German equivalent of “…and they lived happily ever after” (“Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute.” – lit., “And if they haven’t died, then they are still alive today.”) Once upon a time… = “Es war einmal…”

[rough robin]

Nice!

Thank you

[maiden gyro]

NOICE

[wary atlas]

Haushaan.

[thin goblet]

Hahn

Lohn

[reef hazel]

Mühe

Kuh

[wary atlas]

Ku

[reef hazel]

q

[rough robin]

"ein Licht anzuzünden, und weil er die
glühenden, feurigen Augen der Katze für lebendige Kohlen
ansah, hielt er ein Schwefelhölzchen daran..."

[thin goblet]

Gruppe

Maß

Masse

Maße Masse

[rough robin]

Mais

🌽

[reef hazel]

2 Masse Bier

haha

[maiden gyro]

Maimais

[rough robin]

MASSIVE

[maiden gyro]

Massive cork

[rough robin]

Massive fork

[maiden gyro]

Schwefelhölzchen

[rough robin]

Tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen

[maiden gyro]

grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz

[rough robin]

grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz

looks like you smashed your keyboard

[maiden gyro]

yup

[rough robin]

brzęczyszczykiewicz

is that even allowed

guys

wtf

THAT'S TOO MANY CONSONANTS

[maiden gyro]

ÃO

[rough robin]

exceção

eßeßão

[trim lava]

Less English, more German

😦

Kommt drauf an wie spät es ist hmm? :^)

😮

Ja dann geh mal ins Bettchen ❤

Tja

Jetzt wirds still c:

War doch ganz gut 😄

Vielleicht???

VIELLEICHT??

[rough robin]

:p

[trim lava]

Sprecht was ihr wollt c:

[maiden gyro]

Soll ich nicht schlafen und weiter sprechen oder

Nee ich soll ins Bett

TSCHÜ

[trim lava]

Du kannst dich doch gar nicht mehr konzentrieren, wenn es so spät ist ^^

Gute Nacht 😃

[rough robin]

Gute Nacht, Kännes

[trim lava]

Ich bin dann auch mal weg^^ Bis denne Leute

Tschau Berg^^

[wary atlas]

❤

[trim lava]

❤

[wary atlas]

Thanks for joining, everyone who joined.

[rough robin]

😄

[trim lava]

Danke für die spontane Lesestunde Base ^.^

[tall aspen]

lets do reading circles more often :3 i'm lonely as helll

[desert compass]

2am in Germany, not the best time for us :/

[tall aspen]

oh i was just referring to Base's session

i mean some time

[rough robin]

Base and Berg's

could be the name of a brand

BB'S

[reef hazel]

Backstreet Boys

[rough robin]

O:

[reef hazel]

🇧🇷 boys

[rough robin]

😄

Well you did participate

that was cool

your translations were the best imo

[reef hazel]

I like you Brazilian guys 😃

Pelé is cool

[rough robin]

Pelégend

[reef hazel]

Had you read that story before?

We had to do a claymation (clay animation) movie in school for that story actually and I have the Märchen book of Grimm somewhere here in my old things

[rough robin]

nop

that's cool

[reef hazel]

Probably understood more of it this time than I did then since that was like in 2006

[desert compass]

Have you tried "Der Struwelpeter" ?

[reef hazel]

I have that book somewhere too but not sure if I’ve read most of it

Just remember one story the kid gets his fingers or hand cut off lol

[rough robin]

Never seen that one, Broky

these tales are fun to read in german, though

it provides a ton of vocab

and they're fun

[reef hazel]

German fairy tales are quite grim

[rough robin]

🤦

[tall aspen]

isnt discord a bit slow today

[rough robin]

it is

lately it's been shit

btw we're totally misusing this channel

[reef hazel]

They had issues

[tall aspen]

oh no i thought its general

bye

[rough robin]

haha

[desert compass]

@rough robin It's a german educational story collection, it basically gos hand in hand with grim storys when people talk about dark german tales.

[wind marten]

<@&229594762762649601> oh boi, been a while. Got y'all a text which you can read and write a summary on. Good reading and writing practice for anyone interested. Went with a C1 text this time. Have fun. http://www.pasch-net.de/de/pas/cls/leh/unt/dst/20803720.html

[jagged owl]

xD rip me

[fierce wren]

C1 wew

[winged dirge]

seh ihr danahc 😉

[fierce wren]

owo

[runic pelican]

Yay!!! sees C1 oh

[fierce wren]

LOL SAME

[boreal zealot]

I need to get A1 first 🤔

[jagged owl]

^

[runic pelican]

you are A1 if you are here

[sullen laurel]

how tf am i supposed to do c1 😭

[modest moat]

someone did me a ping

[thin goblet]

you can still read it

[ebon ginkgo]

ich bin auch A1

[grizzled sphinx]

Ich solt aber erst auf b1 Grammatik arbeiten

[tranquil escarp]

(Wormic just wants you all to do his homework for him. :^))

[modest moat]

ich bin no comprendo

[sullen laurel]

does the summary be in german or eglish

[boreal zealot]

by June I'll be B1 though it's ok

[wind marten]

figure an A text is much easier to find online

[thin goblet]

this is a good way to learn how to ask wormic questions :)

[wind marten]

👀

[grizzled sphinx]

What do you guys think about assimil ?

[wind marten]

@sullen laurel either really, but would be better practice if it was in german

[sullen laurel]

i miight do it

[ebon ginkgo]

I'm doing this little activity on DW

[glass rune]

👀

[austere remnant]

[ebon ginkgo]

was ist wormic

[wind marten]

ay, we finally have a C boi here

[austere remnant]

mans not hot

[wind marten]

made for the lad

[glass rune]

Hola

[burnt path]

Hi

[glass rune]

😄

[burnt path]

How’s it going

[thin goblet]

translating will be difficult, though, wormic

[wind marten]

they don't have to translate, if they don't want to

just write a summary in either german or english

can be done with simple sentences

[thin goblet]

oh, new system?

[wind marten]

it's something we have to do for our DSD class

[thin goblet]

wormic pumping up the difficulty

[wind marten]

we can't really use simple sentences there, but I don't see a reason why people couldn't do it here

[rugged cedar]

people say we can still read it if we're not C level yet, but i'm scared 😟

[wind marten]

[thin goblet]

you can definitely still read it if you are not c :)

[rugged cedar]

well, it seems like a nice read. but i just finished writing my 700 words essay on tuition fees, so i think i'll sit this one out 👀

[thin goblet]

a shame :P

[glass rune]

👀 😦

[wind marten]

?

[rugged cedar]

you can read it for additional reading practice if you want 👀

[thin goblet]

@wind marten solltest du nicht angefangen haben? :P

[wind marten]

mit was?

[rugged cedar]

klingt nach einzelarbeit im ping 😛

[thin goblet]

der vorleserunde?

:D

es ist 10 nach 8 :P

[rugged cedar]

"read and write a summary on"

[wind marten]

nö alter, hab 2 aufsätze die ich noch fertig schreiben muss

[thin goblet]

haha

armer dude

[wind marten]

https://i.imgur.com/1ngJZXp.png

👌

[rugged cedar]

ich bin zum glück erstmal fertig mit dem aufsatz, muss aber noch eine ganze epoche für philologische grundlagen vorbereiten :s

du hast es fast schon, wormic ファイト！

[burnt path]

Nabend

[wind marten]

fertig schreiben = anfangen

[rugged cedar]

ach, mit word öffnen ist doch schon die hälfte geschafft 🤣

~~zumindest musst du nicht mit hand schreiben 👀 ~~

[wind marten]

so in etwa

https://i.imgur.com/Z8Ur1US.png

picking the only real one

[rugged cedar]

i thought german (japanized) was the only real one 🤔

[wind marten]

[thin goblet]

what about japanese (germanized)

🤔

[rugged cedar]

you mean the beta version of weeb?

[misty creek]

German (Luxembourg)

[glass rune]

@misty creek I don't see what's worthy

[misty creek]

The fact that it's called German

For a sec I thought ''wait, but wouldn't that be Luxembourgish then?''

''Or is it the standard German as spoken in Luxembourg?''

@glass rune

[glass rune]

dammit this isn't unael, no :halal:

but :halal:

[misty creek]

lel

there's 🥘 tho

[glass rune]

🥘

[fervent basalt]

I always thought it was doughtlands

Nm ignore me

[boreal zealot]

si

[boreal zealot]

Nein

[slim meteor]

c9?

[last phoenix]

cr7 ist Müll

[wary atlas]

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1pX0JO_Rcfd21k21bmxt5Ymdn-0ItqbDD

[ruby ocean]

which page number?

[wary atlas]

Blurb.

[ruby ocean]

"blurb"

[rough robin]

derp

Kamehameha

[ruby ocean]

Earthian

sounds like "Professor" a bit

[rough robin]

XD

[ruby ocean]

üüüüüüüüü

[rough robin]

also ungewöhnlich

[ruby ocean]

hääääääääält

unusual

spooky

[rough robin]

spoopy

[ruby ocean]

spooky mission

[rough robin]

I think this is too hard for him

D=

10/10 vocab

holy

[ruby ocean]

read books

[rough robin]

foxxi you have an alien

[ruby ocean]

what is bruchstückhaft

[thin goblet]

foxxo your mic is dead

or something

[rough robin]

@boreal zealot your mic is dead

asf

it's echoing everyone's voice in an alien voice

[ruby ocean]

spooky

[rough robin]

it's das Ungeheuer

[wary atlas]

We cannot hear ourselves talk over how loud your echo is, foxis. 👀

[boreal zealot]

where is the button "push to talk" lmao

[thin goblet]

if you activate push to talk

there's the button underneath

lemme give a screenie

[ruby ocean]

"blurb" Berg

[rough robin]

blurb

ye

ablurb

[ruby ocean]

blurb blurb blurb

[thin goblet]

http://prntscr.com/hcwoox

[boreal zealot]

ah

danke!

[ruby ocean]

a beetle in an ant's mess?

[wary atlas]

Anthill.

[ruby ocean]

oh anthill duh lol

[rough robin]

dawo

[thin goblet]

dawor - what you said

dafor

kinda

[rough robin]

da vó in portuguese is "my grandma's"

[thin goblet]

like that

[rough robin]

holy

that's spoopy

WHY WOULD HE KILL THE ANIMALS

[ruby ocean]

it's poetic yo

animal murder is poetic

[boreal zealot]

gun

[ruby ocean]

pew pew

Komission Kommondo

[boreal zealot]

kommunitische konblablabla

[ruby ocean]

oh kon

[boreal zealot]

pale

[ruby ocean]

freckle

[boreal zealot]

not because of me

[rough robin]

first paragraph was a pain to translate

xD

[boreal zealot]

i am like how to translate all these fancy words to english

[rough robin]

yea

[boreal zealot]

and wtf do they mean

xD

[ruby ocean]

is your native language English?

[boreal zealot]

no

[ruby ocean]

okay

[boreal zealot]

actually these guys are my favourite writers

[rough robin]

THAT NAME

Wjatscheslawowitsch

[ruby ocean]

that is a name you form by smashing your face on the keyboard

[rough robin]

yes

HJIKERTJIGQERIUJGWRWITCH

JIOF3EWJIONGEWIJOWITSCH!

WAEGHJIURHGUREWITSCH

[boreal zealot]

xD

[rough robin]

Don't laugh at my friends' name!

[boreal zealot]

Vyacheslav

[rough robin]

is that ruski

?

[boreal zealot]

Viacheslavovich

yes

[rough robin]

Polarbase

[boreal zealot]

they wrote mostly about space adventures

of communism

[rough robin]

hahah

a

[boreal zealot]

i love it

[rough robin]

DU KOMMIE

[boreal zealot]

nobody saw that...............

[rough robin]

brb

[thin goblet]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pX0JO_Rcfd21k21bmxt5Ymdn-0ItqbDD/view

[quartz otter]

What level is this text?

[wary atlas]

I would say about B2.

[thin goblet]

eh

[wary atlas]

With C1 vocabs.

[thin goblet]

i would say C

oh

[quartz otter]

Welp

[rough robin]

it's hard

I think we should do something else xD

[flat pelican]

which page?

[rough robin]

page 4

[wary atlas]

If you want to do something else, we can.

[rough robin]

O:

[flat pelican]

let us do karaoke

[rough robin]

we could make a vote

[odd oar]

I vote for Karaoke

[rough robin]

should we do the A2 text?

xD

[wary atlas]

Sure.

[rough robin]

idk

I'll go with whatever you guys want

[boreal zealot]

i'll try an easier one

[ruby ocean]

mir egal

[wary atlas]

http://web.lemuria.org/~tom/buecher/Tatort DaF/Verschollen in Berlin/Verschollen in Berlin.pdf

[boreal zealot]

or the new one

[wary atlas]

Jan Ziesollek
ist 24 Jahre alt, lebt in Berlin
und ist Student. Außerdem hat er einen
Job als Kellner. Er ist sehr freundlich.
Manchmal träumt er auch ein bisschen.
Er liebt seine Freundin Maja.

[ruby ocean]

Warter

[rough robin]

haha

[ruby ocean]

"fuck this word" is what I just heard

[rough robin]

xD

[boreal zealot]

just give me time, in august i will be c1

[rough robin]

you will

to me you already speak like C1

[boreal zealot]

english wooot

xD

[rough robin]

I mean german

[boreal zealot]

yeah but i mean english

[ruby ocean]

what is your native language?

[rough robin]

SHE'S

T H I N N