#lounge
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No Australians
Hi
Ho
Oh, also acceptable.
Soon Australia will take over the world
"The women are hot, but not sluts." Probably whores then?
We may not have nukes, but we DO have kangaroos
and snakes, and spiders, and sharks, and eels, and..
well
I can go on for a long time
I'll take one kangaroo then
They taste pretty good, I hear.
Very lean meat, not much fat at all.
Because they aren't lazy like cows or pigs. Always jumping. Like horse meat, I hear that's also very lean.
Ye, bet you are more lazy than the kangaroo im about to buy
I'm sitting at a computer talking to you and the kangaroo has spent probably the near entirety of their life jumping
I would imagine I am
Im on a treadmill
You fucking idiot
FINALLY
SOMEONE INSULTS ME FOR A PUN
FUCKING JESUS CHRIST WHY DOESN'T THAT HAPPEN THESE DAYS
Society's really gone downhill
Your bucket list is compleat?
Die now 8)
The last one is finding some cyanide
I got some in my back pocket
I'ma donate my body to science and my dick to a sex shop
Sex shop? Adult store?
The fuck are they even called
Dildo markets. Lets go with that
Things Mom Put In Her Butt Store
Do you think anyone's made VR pornos?
Actually, no, I remember seeing those on pornhub actually
Isnt there many of those around?
I can't help but feel that those would make you motion sick
xD Wtf
I mean, VR games already make you feel motion sick, since in game you're moving but you arent in real life
It confuses your brain
Of anything you could think of
Ive never used VR
Actually, now that I think about it, there's also a VR sex toy.
But i dont think its how it work
You put it on and connect it to the video
I wonder if the Japanese are to blame for this
I'd assume so
octagon porn
yes veri
hi
hello eine fruende
No
morning MrPrecise
but its not morning there
bleh
i was hoping for a sex scene in baywatch
so far disappointed
just a lot of cocktease
what? baywatch like from the 90s
2017
The girls on baywatch already famous no need to show boobs !
Only need to show boobs if they still climbing the ladder to be famous
Ya if they no names then they show gina'
@tidal gust good 2pm to you
Hay good morning mr precious
Sup?
Hello. 8.11 am here
Ye, but whats up? Just got outta bed?
Huh ? Meds worked good ! ?
My meds?
nobody asked you
Oh ya slept in for an hour
I didnt sleep at all
I thot u ment you
fucking stupid drama in it
I ment you since its 8 am :3
nobody cares about the big sesquatch and pretty boy
Lol. Ya. Yupp time for fuckin work
we want alexendariasi dedadio fucked
I did
then google it
What are you working with
yeah better watch pornhub, has more story and entertainment
52 degrees and they are closing all schools here at 2.00 big assed storm coming.
Freezing rain , then sleet , then 10 " snow. Hehehe
sounds fun
I am pretty sure you won't get that much snow from that system
but
yeah the rain to ice was pretty sweet
seks is not sex seks is 6
gtfo nugget
I'm busy
wai?
cuz
oki just be like that cheap ass mofo
I do not appreciate that kind of language
you cheap slut doesnt need anything else than i good beating
oof
facebook video player is shit
It's facebook, what do you expect?
is this ur wifu stn?
who?
Niggaboo your wifu
ew
stanley is ew
he's old
makes nice tools though
movies*
fuck if i know dude
STN do boy on girl, boy on boy and boy in trap
Youre such a trap
Im a girl as well
That BMTH album is shit tbh Count Your Blessings tho
👌
Some of the songs on That's The Spirit were kinda cheesy
When people aint used to shitposting 8) Takes it too close to home
🤔 I'm not just noticed your pfp is that album
something something emo
Sure. Girl. You fit good to STN
I'd rather OD on all the cleaning supplies in my house than fuck a stranger 👌
One night stands arent that bad. I think its just you. Bit shy maybe.
What the fuck happened to this conversation
Idk, though "she" left the server by now
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞
You think that
But yet here I am
I'm doing a thing called "School" at the moment
This shit makes me want to fucking snap my neck
Must be a miracle.
More like a sin than a miracle
What is "School", a new drug?
Does it cost a lot?
Cheaper than STN?
Idk, how much is STN?
Kinda cheap, you can buy him over with a game
Nah nah nah, we need EXACT prices here
Must be steam DRM tho. Thats the only catch
Like, are we talkin $10 cheap or like $50 cheap
Under 5 bucks. 10 bucks you get him for double and so on every 5 bucks
🤔
Okey its a very complicated system
School is just 5
Well, could you explain to me how this "School" work?
fuckin lemme ask my dealer
Oki
He knows more bout this "school" than me
Sound's right, still the end user got more experiences.
Ok, so I just consulted the dealer
He said that it just makes you start stating random facts out of the blue
Every second
Non-stop
I consulted my almanac
Oh this is new to me
It said rainy weather is on the way
Stop taking it then.
Your cravings are probably too big for "school", since it only went one week.
Facts
what the fuck
why are you setting me up with a kid, you pedophile
is this some sort of fetish you have?
Hey cheap guy
I am 29
So you got her age already?
I am 86
from her convo yes
96
i can tell a lot from how a person talks
If you search for 241543903 in google images, you'll find a lot of pictures of people putting their heads in refrigerators
if you have a body, you do
right, you're just an umbrelal
I would argue that text chat is hardly verbal communication nor does it include body language
sure
Here let's test
but it does tell somewhat about a person
how many fingers am I holding up
like i could tell travis was the kind of person who didn't take things seriously most of the time and i could talk to
2 years later, it's true
i don't know what my convo tells people
probably that i am very angry sometimes
I am a very serious person
which is ture
I am seriously never sarcastic
i rant a lot
even in real life
that's something you can tell even from my online convos
so in the end
You rant all the time
i'd say nigarbobo isn't someone i would talk to
cause they're very immature
and very hard for me to tak them seriously
of course not
ranting is healthy
Get it off your chest STN
oh, my chest is empty today
not sure if empty is the right word
my chest has nothing on it
Is your belly full?
Let me fill it with mead
gonan eat it while watcihg nmodern family
ew
stop that disgusting talk
i am about to eat
College is just so FUN
why
You should get ready for Univeristy
lots of dicks there 😄
Nice name
litty titty
@Niggaboo™#1465 show pics of vegene or you're a guy
@Niggaboo™#1465
@Niggaboo™#1465
oh ffs
You fucked up
@Niggaboo™#1465
@shrewd cedar
Wow
100th is the charm
Like that
time*
@Niggaboo™#1465
@Niggaboo™#1465
@Niggaboo™#1465 @Niggaboo™#1465
@Niggaboo™#1465
@Niggaboo™#1465
oh ffs
MrPrecise is the charm
@Niggaboo™#1465
@shrewd cedar
really
Rofl
Hey @foggy spire
well that works
naw, that shit for my babe
@plain nymph
@tame junco
😉
@plain nymph stop being offline all the time
oh he's living in the gym
he has no life
but to light weights all day
man i can't type today
You are lightweight typewriter
Now i just remember my Windows 95 ❤
pshh
rip tags
i played prince of persia on win95
sadly it was on my school's computer and only for like half an hour
man do i loved games then
somerhing happened after all those years
i don't play games anymore
i think cause i am sick in the head
mostly cause most games make me puke
Good old days. Everything is DRM locked now
like physcially
and most games i find boring
because they feel useless and pointless
i really should go to a doctor one of these days
maybe they can fix my brain
and i could finally play games
it would be bad news for you guys cause i would stop making trainers 😄
@idle minnow you cheating on me?
oh God
you're thinking of a psychiatrist
fuck girls
oof
But you need the girls. You are horny 24/7
i feel free
my teacher won't stfu
Thats why hes a teacher
I will you bigfoot
We were supposed to be coding during this time tho
Your meme get lackluster after a while tavis
Instead he gave us a 2 hour lecture
What coding?
Hmm, fun life.
Why you take the classes if its gay?
Since its gay you know its not for you girl :3
Trap
Idk tbh, I'm considering dropping the class
Just do shit
i have two dicks?
Jail Bait
Ohhh
Lel
oof
Just learn those languages on your own
Usually much more effective than a class in school
Just rob a bank kids, its more effective income.
but it's gay
Like travis?
i've never heard someone call c++, java gay
Think its strange the course is Java, JavaScript, C++.
Java and C++ is fine. But JavaScript isnt really conected in anyway
Either way C++ is gonna be useful.
But, what can the teacher do when the subject is gay
how dare you call it gay
i didnt
But, what can the teacher do when the subject is gay
your wifu did
girls don't talk like that
cause i am getting angry over it?
i should have ignored it damn it
so you're a bully
you fucker
Its a long one
Do you send me a signal with all these pictures.
Do you want to share something?
Do you like something with these pics?
you suck at your job then
STN do you guys use Tinder over there?
nah, we have gas
Ha
Most people are in the reject phase like you right now
i am smart 😄
Are you sure
well i usually am when i am not braindead
Isn't intelligence kind of like being crazy. You know crazy people don't know that they are crazy. So smart people shouldn't be able to tell if they are smart
Thanks for never tell me that im smart
Einstein knew he was smart
you can tell when your brain is being dumb
and when it's smart
your*
oh fuck
how did i mess that one up
Well. You are not smart because you got all your fucking typos
that's my brain to motor nerves coordiniation
and it's a bit fucked cause there's a weak link in it
which is my left hand
it was not used for two years
I suggest using the right hand
Hayyee i bot life is strange ! MR P lol
so it fucks up or lags
Wot
it's slower typing with ione jhanmd
Who that
also boring
!urban jhanmd
Didn't find anything 😟
hm
!urban Max
Hey large penis
Einstein thought he was average and all others just didn't use their potential
Thats me
You're name isn't Max ptondo
You said large penis. So i juzt figured was me
When someone remove the gif you are about to see
wow
i know
low blow
sorry
ohohoohoho
i am a dick
whos your last waifu @unkempt falcon
he didn't see it 😄
Good for you
@gaunt junco that's a very personal questrion
Im a dyslectic. Idk, questrion could be right
hmm
wow
what OS is he using 😮
I haven't seen that theme in ages
XP
I dont know, probably not
Probably because you are horny
You miss @shrewd cedar
@gaunt junco. Latest ones are grobda remix and elise the devil.
What?
what the
ptondo?
his wives
You wot?
:3
you knwo da wey?
ebola is da wae
Grobda remix. Waifu
he lie, spit on him my brothars
!urban Grobda remix
Didn't find anything 😟
!imgur Grobda remix
Didn't find anything 😟
!imgur knockles
Didn't find anything 😟
can always rely on tenor
Wa-too
she's scary
Too-Wa
idk how you lived with her ptondo
!imgur porn
!urban porn
!urban dick
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.
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!urban blue waffle
Go to Google.com type in "Blue waffle" and then click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
Then you'll know what the fuck it means >.<
Google blue waffle
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!urban vegene
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
!urban bobs
Box Office Bomb
Any movie that fails financially, big time, in box office receipts.
Investor's nightmare.
Loss of millions of dollars on appallingly acted or scripted movies.
Any thing with Pauly Shore in it. LOL
"Nicole Kidman's latest movie, Rabbit Hole, was a B.O.B." "$5 million in production costs, made less than $450 thousand in box office receipts.
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!urban doggystyle
A man positions himself behind his partner, and inserts his d*ck into his woman's vagina from behind. She's usually bending over something, or on her hands and knees. The guy can then pull her hair, and use her boobies for handles.
My favorite sexual postion is doggy style! I love it when the man has all the control!
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oh no
!urban stn style
!urban horny
Didn't find anything 😟
!urban onani
!urban stn is fucking horny
Didn't find anything 😟
!urban hurny
don't
!urban hentai
Hentai is animated pornography showcasing women who have better bodies than any real women (yet have weird hairstyles and hair-colours) and men with enormous penises.
Every character in a hentai has body features several times better than any real person. 13 year old boys with 12 inch erections. 8 year old school girls with breasts better than most 16 year olds. The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts.
Female children in hentai don't always have breasts, but sometimes they do to add sexuality into the hentai. Children do not have spectacularly large breasts, but they can be nice ones.
As for women, their is no such thing as a flat-chested no-breasted woman - at least in professional hentai anyway. Their breasts are perfect and natural - not tainted by surgery with scars and abnormalness. They are perfect. Hentai is perfection.
As for elderly women, they do not exist. In hentai, they do not get naked. They are characters that are basically asexual to the hentai nature. Thank god.
Hentai can involve anything sexual. Lesbians, bisexuals, homosexuals, bondage, underwater, fairies, humans and animals, orgies, oral sex, [aural] sex, anal sex, naisal sex, S&M, slavery, dildos, strap-ons, anal toys and of course heterosexual vaginal sex. Hentai isn't always sexual penetration with a group or pair of people. It can be a woman/man/tranny posing or masturbating. It could be a group kissing or undressing or fondling each other.
Hentai has no limits. That is why it is so great. I have nothing against real pornography, I enjoy it also. But hentai is perfect. Normal pornography is not. Hentai is beautiful.
Hentai is forever.
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4,307
Plz i fap
cause i'll blow your head off
How
i sleep with a shotgun
@foggy spire blow my head of please
No
To ja k off
!urban motherfuckers
Bad
@plain nymph
@plain nymph
@plain nymph
@plain nymph
@plain nymph
Time to get the next dev on stage
Man if I weren't already in here all the time, I'd get pretty annoyed by you losers
@gaunt junco. How do i get rid of all the shity coupons damm
If people were tagging me constantly, I'd just leave lol
Donate it to coupon dumpster ptondo
I dont tag you that often travis, so calm your fucking tits
Best deal
I had one was 99 percent on 50 cent game and they wouldnt give it to me hahaha
seems like ptondo has bought another 4pack
No was only 2 pack lol side kick
I feel special now
Can play that today !
Any time i see a 4 or 2 pack i buy it so i can send u one !
I feel even more special now
I can do other things tooo 😬
Sounds creepy enough for me to join in
!urban paedo
!urban sugar daddy
@unkempt falcon ^
Ya specialy when u rub my lamp lol
shh don't let STN hear that. He will be jealous
He went to hound the girls
Gay
That picture is indeed a classic
Ours aren't that janky though
Not anymore
Our first few were unfinished-basement LANs though
Helps a lot that I plan everything
@tame junco you gonna get in on the new hot crypto https://www.reddit.com/r/garlicoin/
Note: this coin has not launched yet. Our ONLY website is garlicoin.io Garlicoin is hot out of the oven and ready to serve you with its buttery...
"If This Post Gets 500 Upvotes, I Will Upvote The Thread That Needs 1000 Upvotes To Upvote The Release Thread"
this is my kind of coin
Finally home
Best feeling
I can now be a weeb and play osu
What a good weeb you are
Ye, gonna do a marathon
Boobie stream for donations
Nah
Okey :3
Do You Speak Turkish?
Thats shady
Hay. Why arnt you playing farm sim ?
Chris wont invite me 😦
He said he would but never did
@glossy idol can prob invite me. I just know i need to get some mods, but chris just went to bed without telling me.
@gaunt junco do you have the platinum expansion?
I'll check.
Doesn't seem like it. But Chris said you had some mods as well? Is that right
yeah but you need everything in order to connect including the platinum dlc unfortunately
Ah ait :3 Ty, Chris didnt tell me. Could probably pick it up cheap tho.
Garlicoin? I'm already in bro
@fringe verge hoi hoi its santa
m8 assassin's creed 1 and 2 need cheats at some point lmao
@olive sorrel will you come to Paris with me? Pretty sure they approved the trip for me for work
Awwww
@tame junco sure just get them to pay for my ticket
hmmmm
Don't think they will
you'll have to talk to the UMN
since they are paying for it
That might work
considering they no longer include race in UMN crime alerts
because describing a suspect of an actual crime is racist
So basically it's like "help us find this person. They were described to be human"
🐏
yiz
If i race a car im a racist ?
yes
Good joke
latlmes?
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that's the description of latlmes
Tits n butts guys. Tits n butts
get out of here future stanley
Shut up Travis #3
What does hashtag 3 mean
Shut your mouth travis then hashtag 3 on it
I am confused
What should travis do
@unkempt falcon tits n vegene
I'm not in Seattle you cuck
ill buy it for $0
I'm being dead serious. Shit has came up.
use your crypto
Says call or tex but no number
there is
Lol
Jesus christ what a tiny keyboard
Cause laptop
I'm on a laptop now and the keyboard is a normal size
Yuck
Isn't it funny though
It's called a lap top but you're not supposed to put it on your lap
Cause it fries your dick and balls
Or something i read in an article once
No
Watching porn on a big proper screen is hot
The joke is the computer overheats while on your dick
And you know what's hot?
Actually having sex instead of watching porn
I need to find a woman willing to do that with me
There are some who aren't drug addicts riddled with diseases.
Those are just the most common.
you can find them before they become drug addicts, and give them diseases, if you're lucky.
Why would i give them diseases
Unless you mean the disease of love
Wink wink
Oh God that was so cheesy
I almost puked
Also, I'd like to throw something out there
A cactus?
Desperate enough to watch people fuck on a computer screen
Not desperate enough to chuck money to get laid
There is no bbc on a tiny blonde in sex ed
Haven't you ever been curious what happens when those two meet
I was and i learned a lot
I hope someone is screenshotting every single message you post
Oh they don't need to. The craziness i utter doesn't stop
Oh good
Unless i have a bad day
Wait
You're making me be the crazy one when you have a cactus fetish
Wtf
Supreme cactus lover
@tame junco loves cactuses btw
I've been exposed
Man, this is why I don't like using imgur.
Third post soon as I open it is some anti-trump post
@idle minnow i saw you cheating on me last night you whore
What good shall I do this day
🤘
Pay a stripper and don't fuck her.
That's pretty good willed
'specially if she's homeless. Then you're also donating to a homeless person
So I made an imgur album of my cactus chicks and I'm looking at the tags.
Would you classify it as "nature porn"?
hi shadow warrior trainer is broken use unlimited life or one kill hits my hp drop on 1hp pls fixed
@lavish kindle no, I'd classify it as gross disgusting ideas of a sick mind
@foggy spire post in trainer thread
Hey bro, don't be a prick.
That's my job.
I have no idea if its ok to ask this but is it easy to use cheat engine just want personal opions here.
depends on what you want to do
well atm i want to use it to have god mode on hotline miami 2.
but i dont know if it works like that im still studying it
its pretty easy
you go into the game you want to play, press play and turn on which ever cheat you want to use
very nice
👌
^
That sounds like infanity which is great but dev's are back up with work and i want to start doing my own and cheat engine allows that but does variables?
you chose a nice game for that
God mode? As in, infinite health?
You can do that with cheat engine quite easily in most games
Yup.
You just enter your full health in the search, get shot, or otherwise lose some health, enter the new number
Repeat until there's only a few addresses left
Then change those address' variables to the full health one, and click the box so that it stays like that
Heads up, this can crash some games, so it might be better to just keep changing it back to full
It also might be a different kind of value, like float or something. I have no idea what to do then, but just fuck around until it works.
Im honestly not good at it i been messing with it but it was all confuseing to me and the game does not give like a "health" number just 1 shot dead im just have to find a already made trainer for it oh well was fun to mess with it for a short bit but way to complicated for me
so preety much it's untrainable?
nah
rip your hairs out, waste a whole day and more on it looking ripping apart game engine type of game 😄
the problem is game changes where it stores health the moment you get hit
so cheat engine searches are useless
you have to find out other ways to find health
i haven't touche dthe game yet so i don't know exactly but based on what i heard that's what these games do
yeah i understand the 1st is almost about to pass the vote line so hopefully some one will figure that one out. but i thought i grab 2 while it's on sale and such but that does sound like hell to programm through. might sit on it till some one cracks the varaibles
Have no idea what that is
Cheat table
You load it after loading the game with cheat engine, then just click the boxes to activate the cheat
See if it works
There's also this, by mr antifun, which might not be the right version, but worth a shot anyway
Mr antifun's worked at release from what i heard but the dev's patched his code and he gave up on it since.
and i have no idea how to open a CT file do i load it in cheat engine?
ah ok
Dude sucks any way he gives up on everything he releases...
Everyone download Mr.AntiFinity, MrAntiFun's better, totally not stolen, version of infinity!
I cant figure out how to activate it one did activate but the demigod and ammo wont dont know if im doing something wrong or it just not working.
Probably just isn't working
Yeah preety sure it's not cause 2x activates with ease other's dont Rip.
Fucking plebs...
Sifu Randy Williams demonstrating an essential, must-know self defense technique!! ;);)
woef
AGDQ is showing a Warcraft III speedrun next
you sure about that
Yes instinct and chris.
Mine says doorbell
Either way, your meme gets old tho.
I see crickets
Sounds fun
hurr durr
:3 i got the mods from instinct, Chris
Think i get time in an hour if my friends aint comming over
you need the plat dlc also
you need to spend 4 grand on a shit game to play with them
What you guys playing that little farm game ?
Farmville
Nice.
@tame junco what the fuck is that girl really bald?
O
Transvis
Scary
A transexual travis
I am gonna have nightmares tonight
it's a bunch of people from this AGDQ speedrunning thing because they have to be super accepting and politically correct so now all the speedrunners are transvestites versus people that have any clue how to play these games
Why would you even watch that
I only watched for like 3 games that I thought might be interesting
it's really a horrible stream
I'd rather watch shrek 2
Watch mean tweets with Shrek 2
actually I'd rather watch nothing and play a game
Play shrek 2 on the playstation 2 while tweeting meanly
peggle night
I think I'll go with path of exile
@tame junco come play FS17 so i can justify the dedi i'm renting for it
You're an idiot
probably
@olive sorrel where were you when i wanted my own server for bf4
I just got into Path of Exile. I only have 200 hours in it. I don't get temporarily bored of games until I hit 600-1000
stn i was busy running the official HorizonMB one
And travis ask us why we play our game but he play PoE.
Couldnt find more useless game than that tho 8)
that's why I pick games very carefully
@olive sorrel you should buy fs for all of us and we can fwrm together
because I play one game and grind it for months
Pick destiny then
😆
:3 You get so much endgame
We can be one big farm family
@gaunt junco yuck
I hace seen my brother play destiny
Seems boring
and why is PoE "useless"? Every game is super useless
^
Yeah
Well no
Not gta v
You can biy a house and get rich
I am still rich in it
Have my cars
A non-useless game is runescape. You can earn millions of irl money from it
by selling gold.
it isn't very fast.
- I dont play destiny tho
Can i hear your voice
If i whisper in your ear sure
xD
It's funny
I wanted to buy oxygen not included cause i like the game so much
But then i thought why waste 8 bucks on it. I can probably use that for something better
I kinda hate myself for it
The only solution for not buying a game when it's on special is seppoku
But at the same time i know that money can be better spent elsewhere
I've commited it at least five times
Did logan paul film you doing it?
I'll watch
What do i do damn it
Hmm
I'll pirate it play a bit see if i like it again then buy it
Oh I wonder if it has co op
Nope
Oh well
In a few days I'll have some social life again and forget about it all
these undertale cheats are not working
@foggy spire post in trainer thread
The trainer author isn't on discord
@olive sorrel eth almost 1500