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tame junco
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FOUR TWENTY

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And just like that it's gone

plush hazel
pure vapor
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well det failed

plush hazel
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timezones

tame junco
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timezones how do they work

olive sorrel
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your timezone sucks

tame junco
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No it is the correct timezone

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That's why they call it Central Standard Mean Time

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People like to think Greenwich is

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but they are dumb

olive sorrel
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travis

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find your pump

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i need one

tame junco
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find

olive sorrel
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and don't want to spend $80 on one

tame junco
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It's in my room. 20 feet away

olive sorrel
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oih

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travis

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sell me your pump

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thx

tame junco
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ehhhh you just gave me a chore

olive sorrel
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ill give you more than a chore to do it

tame junco
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i only wan tu

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fuc

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spel is hrd

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Sorry I had a stroke there

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We are good now

plush hazel
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The EST timezone is the best IMO. Cause I'm in it lol

tame junco
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interesting opinion. I mean it's wrong but thanks for sharing

plush hazel
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haha, I mean, I think it's just more conveniant... I don,t have any particular reason though

tame junco
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timezones were created by the reptilians

fringe verge
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Pump for what?

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Your boobs?

olive sorrel
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yea

fringe verge
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Want mine xddd

olive sorrel
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your boobs?

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sure

fringe verge
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I'll swap for a 2tb hdd

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๐Ÿ˜ƒ

olive sorrel
plush hazel
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hahaha, good one Chris

peak torrent
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any guesstimate on when kingdoms of amular reckoning trainer might be done? im excited i havent played that game in long time and i really loved playing it on the 360

olive sorrel
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yes

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3 yeras

peak torrent
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lol

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im just glad its a single player game

tame junco
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thats a lot of yeras

olive sorrel
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fuck

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this

tame junco
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I mean I wouldn't do that obviously but it is kind of a funny concept. Like driving a car down a lane of a road. But if you had that same area this high up in a car you'd drive about 10% of your normal speed

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The perception of danger is powerful

olive sorrel
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travis on a scale of 1-3 how are you doing?

tame junco
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define doing

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also define scale

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and 3

icy stone
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Heeyyy my dudes!

tame junco
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oh I thought you were gone from earlier

icy stone
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I'm on a road trip and there are no telephone poles out here, sorry. Anyway what? I'm still here, I didn't kill myself because of you!

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Towers, not poles

tame junco
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roads are for losers

icy stone
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I'm on data

tame junco
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arent we all

olive sorrel
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no

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i ded

olive sorrel
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i will

tame junco
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ok cool

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i got a bill from the city I used to live in for water I didnt use. that's neat

fringe verge
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My doctor sent me a bill from 3 years ago lol..

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Pretty sure I already paid it

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Not sure what to do

tame junco
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sue him for his doctorate and become the doctor the world never asked for

olive sorrel
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tell him he isn't a real doctor and you are filing a malpractice suit

fringe verge
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Lmao

tame junco
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I will buy it off you if you win

fringe verge
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Name your price

tame junco
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I don't want to be a doctor. I just want to frame like a phd but work an entry level job

fringe verge
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Seems legit

tame junco
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So does Nesquik but we all know that's a fucking lie

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ohp discord update. im sure this will be worth it. be back in 12 seconds

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it's good to be back

limber inlet
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guys, i know this is oot but anyone knows how to change total war warhammer language to english? cracked one ofc :p

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mine is in russian so ๐Ÿ˜ yeah

foggy spire
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is there a steam.ini or similar file

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usually there's a settting for language in it

olive sorrel
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I have a problem

tame junco
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we know

olive sorrel
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I bought another gun

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pls halp

tame junco
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Use it

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on yourself

olive sorrel
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I bought it instead of wasting money on WC

tame junco
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warcraft

fringe verge
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Whatcha buy this time?

olive sorrel
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glock 43

fringe verge
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Lol

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What are Florida gun laws like?

olive sorrel
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there are none really

fringe verge
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Besides permit?

olive sorrel
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no permits

fringe verge
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Scary

olive sorrel
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only to carry concealed

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and not really

fringe verge
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Oh nvm

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Thought you meant that no permit for concealed either lol

olive sorrel
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any gun bought through a retailer is required to do a background check

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and even if concealed didn't have a permit it wouldn't be scary

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criminals don't care either way

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and to get a permit you just have to pass a federal background check

tame junco
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can you open with a cc in FL

olive sorrel
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not currently

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there is a bill to allow open

tame junco
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ah

fringe verge
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What are pocket knife laws like down there?

olive sorrel
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no real laws but general rule that most cops use is 3.5" or less

fringe verge
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Gravity knives banned?

tame junco
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isnt aht a fed ban

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to carry at least

olive sorrel
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what do you consider gravity?

tame junco
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You can own them but

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what

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a gravity knife is considered gravity

olive sorrel
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๐Ÿ˜

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What do you consider a gravity knife

fringe verge
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One that opens due to force

tame junco
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a gravity knife. like the design

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I am confused

fringe verge
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Like one that has a button

olive sorrel
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Different states have different definitions of gravity knives

fringe verge
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^

olive sorrel
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you are talking about OTF and stuff like that

tame junco
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thats stupid because it's kind of defined

fringe verge
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NYC cops will write you up for having a legal switch blade if they're able to open it with a flick motion or if they're able to even use the lever on it

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Total dickheads ๐Ÿ˜

tame junco
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switch blade /= gravity

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at least to me

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or by definition

olive sorrel
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but our knife laws suck

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they are stuck in with our CC laws

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and aren't clear

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OTF, balisong, ect. are legal for open carry

tame junco
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knife laws are weird

olive sorrel
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concealed is different

fringe verge
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Lmao

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My friend got stopped by a cop

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Just cause he saw the clip of the knife

tame junco
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spring assist are banned a lot which I think is dumb

olive sorrel
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yea

fringe verge
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Like bruh it's in his pocket with just the clip exposed

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No reason to stop a man for that

olive sorrel
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my ZT can be opened just as quick and easy

tame junco
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I have one but it's old enough that is really isnt assisted by shit anymore. does that make it legal lol

olive sorrel
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was it a kershaw chive or something like that?

fringe verge
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Yep

olive sorrel
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that use to be one of the few knives that mass drop sold

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so i just figured you got it off there

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maybe

tame junco
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see thats dumb because any knife can be opened in a split second if your wrist isnt fucking broken

fringe verge
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Funny thing is

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He emailed Kershaw before he bought it

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And the CEO replied with a signed letter that they're NYC legal

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Lmao

tame junco
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Well he only got stopped for it

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according to what you said

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so no harm no foul

fringe verge
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No they took it away

tame junco
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oh then your friend is dumb

fringe verge
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Nah

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NYC cops are dumb

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As previously mentioned

tame junco
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Cops arent hard to deal with. I mean don't start recording them and screaming "AM I BEING DETAINED?" but you can excercise rights

olive sorrel
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yea shit like that is stupid

fringe verge
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He tried

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But nope

tame junco
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As long as you are a human being to them

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hm then thats a bummer

fringe verge
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Must of been a slow day for the cop and probably had to meet his quota lmao

tame junco
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They usually only have quotas on stops not anything more

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but states are different I guess

olive sorrel
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Cops up there wouldn't like what I carry every day then https://zt.kaiusaltd.com/knives/knife/zt0562cf

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I want one of these but not spending the money for something to cut shit with https://zt.kaiusaltd.com/knives/knife/0392blk

fringe verge
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My other friend has that^

tame junco
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they prob wouldnt like what I have for EDC then either https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FGM-148_Javelin

The FGM-148 Javelin is an American man-portable fire-and-forget anti-tank missile fielded to replace the M47 Dragon anti-tank missile in US service. It uses an automatic infrared guidance that allows the user to seek cover immediately after launch, as opposed to wired guided systems, like the Dragon, where the user has to actively guide the weapon throughout the engagement. The Javelin's HEAT warhead is capable of defeating modern tanks by attacking them from above, and is also very useful against fortifica...

olive sorrel
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i use to have 4 or 5 rick hinderer which were like $600 each at the time

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and travis i'm jelly

tame junco
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never leave without it

fringe verge
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You white people and your weapons

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Wait Travis

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So that's what the big bulge in your pants was?

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Makes so much sense.

tame junco
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No, that was my penis

fringe verge
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Naw

olive sorrel
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don't lie

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it isn't that big

tame junco
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dam

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you would know

olive sorrel
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also @glossy idol why u ditch me

fringe verge
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Chris said it's barely 2 millimeters

olive sorrel
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u so mean

tame junco
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whats a milimeter

olive sorrel
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Yea really

fringe verge
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one thousandth of a meter (0.039 in.).

olive sorrel
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who uses that shit

tame junco
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imperial is lyfe

rugged frost
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Lol

tame junco
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metric is for losers whomst cant remember random arbitrary numbers

rugged frost
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Metric is more accurate

tame junco
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never an issue for me as I have a strange curse of remembering almost every number I see

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3 weeks ago I was with someone for work. Our parking spot was 16002

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still remmber

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idk why

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as well as the first 40 digits of pi

olive sorrel
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travis what is my address

tame junco
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an address isnt a number and I had no reason to commit it to memory

fringe verge
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Travis are you sure you just don't have savant syndrome?

tame junco
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you mean autism

olive sorrel
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there is a number in an address

fringe verge
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Yep

tame junco
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lol

fringe verge
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Was trying to be nice dad

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โค

tame junco
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I am not autistic. though to be fair, probably never tried for it

fringe verge
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Now now

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It's rude to call someone autistic

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Proper terminology would be to say they have autism

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But savants are really cool man

tame junco
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no I call my friend autistic all the time. since he has aspergers

fringe verge
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I forgot how many numbers of pi this 13 year old can repeat backwards from memory

tame junco
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its fine

rugged frost
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I don't remember phone numbers, I remember the pattern they are dialed

olive sorrel
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i know like the first 5

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because i've never had a reason to go past that

fringe verge
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And then there's the guy that can draw entire cities accurately after one glance

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I mean Chris no reason for us to go past the first 5 since they tell us to round to 4 decimal places anyway

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๐Ÿ˜ƒ

olive sorrel
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i can barely remember what day of the week it is

tame junco
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I know it doesnt mean much since I could technically google it, but 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971

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in my math class in high school it was on the wall and I stared at it all day

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I remembered it in groups of 5

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makes it much easier

fringe verge
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Cool story babe.

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Wanna tell it again?

tame junco
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sure

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in my math class in high school it was on the wall and I stared at it all day
I remembered it in groups of 5
makes it much easier

olive sorrel
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Travis - Today at 10:22 PM
I know it doesnt mean much since I could technically google it, but 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
in my math class in high school it was on the wall and I stared at it all day
I remembered it in groups of 5
makes it much easier

tame junco
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Chris - Today at 9:23 PM
Travis - Today at 10:22 PM
I know it doesnt mean much since I could technically google it, but 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
in my math class in high school it was on the wall and I stared at it all day
I remembered it in groups of 5
makes it much easier

fringe verge
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Ha

olive sorrel
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Travis - Today at 10:23 PM
Chris - Today at 9:23 PM
Travis - Today at 10:22 PM
I know it doesnt mean much since I could technically google it, but 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
in my math class in high school it was on the wall and I stared at it all day
I remembered it in groups of 5
makes it much easier

fringe verge
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Travis - Today at 10:23 PM
Chris - Today at 9:23 PM
Travis - Today at 10:22 PM
I know it doesnt mean much since I could technically google it, but 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
in my math class in high school it was on the wall and I stared at it all day
I remembered it in groups of 5
makes it much easier

tame junco
fringe verge
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Chris - Today at 10:24 PM
Travis - Today at 10:23 PM
Chris - Today at 9:23 PM
Travis - Today at 10:22 PM
I know it doesnt mean much since I could technically google it, but 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
in my math class in high school it was on the wall and I stared at it all day
I remembered it in groups of 5
makes it much easier

tame junco
fringe verge
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Shit this isn't dankmeme

tame junco
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wtf

olive sorrel
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i can time travel

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notice how my message is an hour behind

tame junco
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there we go

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you cant travel back in time you dweeb

fringe verge
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Well I'm off to go make my cheat sheet for my midterm tomorrow

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๐Ÿ‘

tame junco
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you can only "slow" time for yourself giving you the perception of travelling forwards in time

fringe verge
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How many shrooms did you have today?

tame junco
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I iwsh I did some. But that's a fact

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I don't joke about science

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Time "travel" is very real

fringe verge
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I've done it

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Cause I'm The Flash

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yolo

tame junco
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it's really called time dilation in our current understanding

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time issubjective

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which is why it can happen

olive sorrel
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travis is good at doing that

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everytime he talks time slows

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am i the only one who thinks kate upton is ugly af

tame junco
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That seems extreme, but I don't get the hype

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She's too old anyways. I'm looking for 12 and under

olive sorrel
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she just has a weird body shape

tame junco
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So do I, but you still like it

olive sorrel
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it is like a 5 year old drew her

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she has no hips or anything

tame junco
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but who needs hips when u got da boobz

olive sorrel
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that is imgur front page

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boobz

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upvote

tame junco
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i dont go on there anymore. I just go on dankmemes now

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I have ascended

olive sorrel
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i go on there once in a while

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argue with the libtards

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and everyone that thinks they get free health care because they don't pay a separate bill every month

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apparently if it is taxes it is free

tame junco
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I don't really post on Reddit. Like ever. I did respond to some stupid cuck who was trying to defend Amy Schumer and the people trash talking here on dankmemes

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yet they post jokes about columbine daily

olive sorrel
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i only respond in PCMR

tame junco
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but no, get offended about a bad comedian

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actually I take that back

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I shouldnt call her a comedian, that gives her too much credit

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because she has never done anything comical in her life. other than exist

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and try to defend herself

olive sorrel
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i need to binge watch the last 2 season of bobs burgers before they remove it

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i only ahve like 8 days

tame junco
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i would

fringe verge
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Who's removing Bob's Burgers?

rugged frost
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Netflix

fringe verge
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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Been meaning to watch that

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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

tame junco
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its a fantastic show

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h jon benjamin is one of my favorite voice actors

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i love sarcasm. as if that wasnt obvious. but he is so good at it

rugged frost
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@tame junco look familiar

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found that gem in my old youtube account

tame junco
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LOL

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no way

rugged frost
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yep

tame junco
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wait that is on mine I bet

rugged frost
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no i made it for you

tame junco
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That's not what I meant

rugged frost
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i got it right as i pressed enter

tame junco
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oh. I just thought I had it uploaded

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I was wrong

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nice

rugged frost
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i also have my old one and the Horizon Remake

tame junco
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OH thats why I remember it

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it's in my sumo dream-tage

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which has 54k views so thanks

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when I was testing how to use Vegas

tame junco
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wait

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your name is Travis?

rugged frost
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we've been over this like 50,452,447 times

tame junco
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Oh probably, but my memory of things not including numbers is really bad

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huh

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I don't recall that

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I don't know how I feel about that

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I may have to ban you

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There are too many Travises on the site that I know of

rugged frost
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here, this may be easier for you to remember like this

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54 72 61 76 69 73

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Travis'

tame junco
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ehhhhh

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see I wondered as I typed it

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but if it's plural

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i think it's es

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I may be wrong

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also what is that?

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I mean I know it spells travis

rugged frost
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Names i dont think apply to "es"

tame junco
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oh idk. I hate plurals with things ending in s

rugged frost
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same

tame junco
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Makes no sense

rugged frost
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WE should know

tame junco
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I always use "travis'"

rugged frost
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yep

tame junco
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but idk about multiple of us. That hasnt happened before so I don't know what to do lol

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and also my other question

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what sort of ascii code what that

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was

rugged frost
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hex

tame junco
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wow

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is it?

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weird I didnt recognize it

rugged frost
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yep

tame junco
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I could have sworn there was a letter in standard letters. I must be really dumbn

rugged frost
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@olive sorrel will do that to you

tame junco
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I haven't used hex for shit in years and years but I guess I assumed wrong

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also now I have your name get doxxed loser

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thanks for the credit card

rugged frost
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good luck with that

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i dont know what you think you can get with a 682 credit score

tame junco
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oh yikes

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I mean I can lower it I guess

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I'll keep my 752 ๐Ÿ˜˜

rugged frost
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i was mid 7'5 but just bought a new car in july

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7's*

tame junco
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Although if I was serious "good luck with that" doesn't make sense to say to credit car dfraud

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it's a "victimless" crime

rugged frost
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lolololol

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i do use cc's

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don't*

tame junco
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ah

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then it makes sense

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credit card fraud. the best crime in the world. so beautiful

rugged frost
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fuck, im heading to bed, gotta be in Seattle @ 0700

tame junco
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so easy

rugged frost
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lol

tame junco
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bummer

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I have to be awake by then

rugged frost
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i know, Seattle traffic is shit

tame junco
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my life is hard

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never been

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but not interested

rugged frost
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what do you do for a living?

tame junco
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scroll up

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nah its pretty far up

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but I just went over this

rugged frost
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readers digest version

tame junco
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I am a technician for an audio/visual integration and design company

rugged frost
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ok

tame junco
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i fix shit

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i will likely be working in a school district later this year

rugged frost
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im a traveling nurse

tame junco
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define travelling

rugged frost
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i cover oregon and washington

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IV therapy

tame junco
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I guess what I meant is why do you have to be travelling

rugged frost
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some patients arent able to make it to the lab or Doctors office, so i come to them instead

tame junco
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how much harder is IV therapy than III therapy

rugged frost
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IV as in intravenous

tame junco
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You still have to learn

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it seems

rugged frost
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I know I know I fall into it every time

tame junco
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haha ok good

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admitting works

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I will accept that

rugged frost
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When I was a phlebotomist I would get asked if I was taking all of their blood

tame junco
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but good on you for what you do anyways. Much more useful than me

rugged frost
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meh

tame junco
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well anyone is more useful than me

rugged frost
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but thank you anyways

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couldn't have said it better myself

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your words, not mine

tame junco
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most people can't say things better than me

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I have a

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way

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with words

rugged frost
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duh Trump, he;s got the BEST words

tame junco
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hes got great words. the best words

rugged frost
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FML

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anyways, have a good night

tame junco
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same to you sir

icy stone
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I'm baaaaaack! Now with crappu hotel wifi

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crappy

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Unless everyone already went to bed.... I thought you guys never slept.

tame junco
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i dont

icy stone
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Yay!

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Thanks for not being a human, Travis.

tame junco
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humans are flawed

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i am perfect

icy stone
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Cool, are you an advanced intelligent AI?

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Made by aliens, of course

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because humans are flawed, so they can never make something that is unflawed or perfect.

tame junco
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uhhhhhhhh I could argue the semantics of that, but I don't care. I get what you mean

icy stone
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Just my theory, anyway are you an AI?

tame junco
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humans are inherently flawed. human error. But they can learn to make things that don;t make those mistakes

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or at least correct them before they happen

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like ECC RAM

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or any processor

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The speeds modern computers could run at without error correcting is actually pretty insane

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but stability is important

icy stone
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But since we can't make a perfect, unflawed processor, we have to start looking at quantum computers

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Which isn't very stable yet

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Right?

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I haven't looked into that stuff much.

tame junco
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uh quantum is nearly imp[ossible

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The only quantum computation we have done has required near absolute 0 temps to work

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Also it's not that they are flawed, they are just making sure their calculations are correct, as everything can make mistakes

icy stone
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flawes, mistakes, same thing.

tame junco
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I guess. Mkaing mistakes is a flaw, but quantum computing doesn't hlp that

icy stone
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Lol, okay. But wouldn't having quantum computers work make processing stuff much much quicker, because we can fit a bunch of stuff into a tiny space?

tame junco
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In theory

icy stone
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Or fit a bunch of quantum processors into a tiny space.

tame junco
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Which is really all quantum computing is

icy stone
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Teach me Travis, I would like to know what you know

tame junco
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as much as I love computing advances, quantum is not reasonable

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we have other things to help improve our technology

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graphene will be the next, and most important, one

icy stone
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Graphene? I think I've heard of it, but what does it do?

tame junco
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It's a "magic" substance

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has incredible properties with electrons. They will mkae the best batteries known to te world

icy stone
#

Ohh yeah

#

I remember now

tame junco
#

You can run tap water over this substance and it can generate an electrical current

icy stone
#

Awesome, get it? Electrcal "current"?!!!!

#

hsadhshshahahaha

tame junco
#

it's actually insane. batteries that last for weeks. can be charged in minutes

#

little to no deterioration

#

can be applied to PCBs

icy stone
#

Seriously? cooool

tame junco
#

Yeah graphene is the future

icy stone
#

Well, most practical future

#

I couldn't find the right word

#

Most immenent? nah

tame junco
#

Li ion is shit. nicad is shittier. Most batteries we use are really bombs

icy stone
#

Most probable!

#

I think

tame junco
#

nimh

#

also bad

icy stone
#

Yeah our batteries now are complete crap

tame junco
#

Stab a modern phone battery and tell me you are comfortable keeping it in your pocket

#

I mean I do, but I know they suck lol

icy stone
#

I only have one phone, I can't do that expirement

tame junco
#

Want to experience flames that are as hot as molten lava?

icy stone
#

No

tame junco
#

because it's an easy way to

#

1300 degrees

icy stone
#

Ohhh nooooo

tame junco
#

lithium is fucking nasty stuff

#

horrible with oxygen. and water

icy stone
#

Well, I trust that the people who made the phone, that is next to me right now, knew what they were doing when they put a lithium battery in it.

tame junco
#

dont trust them. Samsung makes some of thebest technology in the world and their batteries burned down cars

#

took down planes

icy stone
#

Oh crap, my phone is a samsung

tame junco
#

I mean it's fine. but stilll the whole Note 7 thing

icy stone
#

Ima just put it over here

tame junco
#

what samsung phone do you have

icy stone
#

Galaxy J3v6

#

Or something like that

tame junco
#

meh you're fine

icy stone
#

Yeah, but it's still got a lithium battery in it

tame junco
#

I feel like most modern batteries fail because they try to make them do more than they can support

icy stone
#

Yeah

tame junco
#

lithium batteries arent bad just inherently either. It's just aht the material is nasty

#

Li-ion batteries have been a cornerstone of tech for years

icy stone
#

The substance lithium is bad, but th covering they put on it to make it a battery makes it safer? Yes?

tame junco
#

There is shielding on batteries. If something fails and it starts "shorting" (not technically the right word) there can be "thermal runaway" which is where they burst into flames

#

1300 degre flames

icy stone
#

Sooo, don't stab your phone, and you should be fine

tame junco
#

Well no, if they fail they can do that on their own. Which was the Samsung problem

icy stone
#

Oh

#

Hmm

tame junco
#

People take their phones or granted when they can burn a god damn hole in your leg in about a second

#

for granted

icy stone
#

Yeah, I always knew that there was an issue with my phone battery, but I didn't and still don't think much of it.

tame junco
#

It's not worth being paranoid about. To be fair

icy stone
#

How slim ar ethe chances?

#

are the

tame junco
#

I think solar flares are more worth being worried about

#

the most underestimated risk to man-kind

#

One day people will learn

#

I guarantee they will affect your daily like

#

in your lifetime

icy stone
#

Solar flares? Yeah, can't they cause a worldwide blackout and everyone will be exploded by north korea's (crappy) nukes?

#

or something like that

tame junco
#

If a proper solar flare happens (which it will eventually) every electronic en the entire planet will never work again

icy stone
#

Again?!

tame junco
#

They are ireperable

icy stone
#

Holy moly

#

So we would have to all get new computers?

tame junco
#

Fuck our computers. All satelites, gps, I mean everything is gone

icy stone
#

I'm fine with that, I need an upgrade anyway,

#

XD jkjkjkkjjkjk

#

Yeah

#

Our satelites and stuff too

tame junco
#

I don't actually know why more people aren't aware of it

icy stone
#

If anyone is still in the ISS at that time they would all die

#

Beause no power

tame junco
#

I don't think they keep epople there

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or recently

icy stone
#

There's still a crew on the ISS isn't there?

tame junco
#

There havent been many manned space missions

#

uh

#

idk

icy stone
#

GOOGLEEEE

tame junco
#

to the googles

#

I want to live there so I can time travel

icy stone
#

Lol

tame junco
#

I was just talking about this earlier too

#

time dilation. Fun thing to read about

#

welcome to the wonderful world of space-time

#

I spent a lot of time reading about it at work

#

and wormholes

icy stone
#

Dude, do your job

#

Plz don't get fired

tame junco
#

How do I get fired when my mom works for HR

#

that's sort of ironic actually because my mom would fire me in a god damn heartbeat

icy stone
#

Yeah, there is still a crew abord the ISS and there will be future expeditions

#

I assumed that we still manned it

#

I mean, we never hear anything from it

#

ALIENS!!!

#

THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY STUDYING ALIENS

#

THATS WHY THEY NEVER SAY ANYTHING TO US

#

ohhhh noooooo area 51

#

oohhh booy

tame junco
#

aliens arent real

icy stone
#

Water bears are real

tame junco
#

well illegal ones are. like mexicans

icy stone
#

How do you know water bears exist in the solar system we just found

#

That is pretty identical to ours

#

Don't exist

tame junco
#

the point is they can exist there since they dont need to breathe

#

stfu frank

icy stone
#

Sooo, aliens

pale viper
#

Something about the iss pops up in my news feed every week

#

So predictable, Travis

tame junco
#

cant wait for that space elevator

icy stone
#

Oh yeah Frank? can infinity work offline?

pale viper
#

V2 can't

#

V3 can

icy stone
#

Cool

#

Good

#

Good

tame junco
#

ugh infinity talk. fucking boring. I want more science

pale viper
#

But you have to have used the trainer before. So it's downloaded

tame junco
#

talk about quantum mechanics Frank. I know you like it

pale viper
#

Some scientists figured out a way to almost avoid the heisenberg uncertainty principle

#

That's all I've got for you

icy stone
#

I'm downloading the latest version over hotel internet, hope my computer doesn't explode with a virus

tame junco
#

oh have they

#

I didnt hear that

pale viper
#

Phys.org: Scientists evade the Heisenberg uncertainty principle
Phys.org: Scientists evade the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwrfDz0jQ

ICFO Researchers report the discovery of a new technique that could drastically improve the sensitivity of instruments such as magnetic resonance imagers (MRIs) and atomic clocks. The study, published in Nature, reports a technique to bypass the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. This technique hides quantum uncertainty in atomic features not seen by the instrument, allowing the scientists to make very high precision measurements.

tame junco
#

you contributed more than anyone else here

icy stone
#

XD IT'S GOING TO TAKE 5 MINUTES TO DOWNLOAD A FEW MBs

pale viper
#

Keep beta discussion in the beta channel

#

Night!

icy stone
#

Soryy

#

Everyone who's not beta teaster is probably asleep right now anyway

#

Night Frank

#

Have good dreams about C++ or whatever you code in

tame junco
#

python

pale viper
#

Oh I will

#

I never learned python

tame junco
#

he knows python

icy stone
#

If you know one language, I think you know most of the languages

tame junco
#

depends

#

if they are the same style

#

like many OOP are similar enough to "get"

#

Even for me and I only took C+++

#

with 3 pluses

icy stone
#

I only know how to say something or do math in Javascript

tame junco
#

java anything is trash

icy stone
#

I also know C+++++++++++

#

Yeah but Java is probably the easiest and simplest coding language

#

most simple

#

idk english

#

console.log ("Hello") ;

tame junco
#

oh no I don't know C++

#

I just took the class

icy stone
#

I think that's "hello" in javascript

#

I was making a joke about how many +s I could put onto it, I also don't know c++

#

Because I am very funny

#

in my head

#

I should go to bed

#

Head and bed rymes'

#

Im a poet and i didn't even know it

#

yup I should go to sleep, good night perfect robot AI Travis

#

Humans needs sleeps

peak torrent
#

how long does it take to get added to the Folding teammember list?

grave mountain
#

Wow... consoles lose value fast

#

Was thinking about selling my Xbox One now and was shocked and how cheap pre-owned consoles are going for.

#

I don't even think it's worth it now

idle minnow
#

@peak torrent after you finish a work unit it takes up to 2 hours

desert yarrow
#

Hi

#

Im new

wet delta
#

Welcome

desert yarrow
#

yay

#

someone welcomed me xD

peak torrent
#

wel my GPU has 7hours 58minutes left on project 11403

desert yarrow
#

lol

peak torrent
#

i wish there was a way to make it so my GPU was on full power while im working and my CPU seperatly on full power only when idle

#

in the settings

#

the CPU projects are very CPU intensive my CPU is still at 100% since i downloaded the Fold

olive sorrel
tame junco
#

o damn

#

free shit

#

sign me up

#

LOL @olive sorrel what should I put as the name on it

#

I will probably use it at work so I don't want anything too bad

#

wait I'm gonna make them write Kush Kong Big Dong

#

nevermind

#

it wont fit

olive sorrel
#

memlord

tame junco
#

I just put kkbd on it

#

The acronym stil works

#

should I order 3

olive sorrel
#

At least 5

tame junco
#

I can just use my parents and sister's address

#

uh

#

wat

olive sorrel
#

yea

#

download your bottle

#

like more ram

tame junco
#

um

#

can you send me a link of the green

#

i cant see it

#

and red

olive sorrel
#

i assume you can download the design so you can order more later or something

tame junco
#

the download is just a png

#

of the bottle

olive sorrel
#

oh

tame junco
#

fucking gatorade

#

is it a traffic DoS

#

now I cant connect

#

omg

#

well at least i got one order done

#

i will spend the rest of the day at work trying to connect to it

tame junco
#

Ok this is stupid is that link still working for you Chris

#

your deal sucks

#

how convenient they have a free thing and a scheduled downtime overlapping.

#

fucking liberals

rugged frost
#

Morning bitches

tame junco
#

much cheaper than evening bitches

pale viper
#

lol

rugged frost
#

You're preaching to the choir

strange pebble
#

@pale viper Almost hitting 48 TB

pale viper
#

no emails from amazon yet?

strange pebble
#

Nope

#

Except that one time where they banned my account but that had to do with Plex more than anything

#

I'm in the process of backing it all up on Google's servers now

tame junco
#

oh wow that gatorade deal was shut down already @olive sorrel lol

#

Too many people did it

#

That's actually impressive because that means they cancelled it while I was trying to order a second one this morning

#

weird how free things get shared a lot

#

I mean, how could they see that coming

dusty fractal
#

Is there an eta on when the mass effect andromeda trainer will be updated? STN said yesterday that he'd work on it but his Trello list hasn't been updated in a while.

tame junco
#

No

#

Unless the dev decides to give you a specific estimate we never offer timelines. They only lead to disappointment

dusty fractal
#

Alrighty

tame junco
#

I mean most of it has to do with what the devs have to work on

#

especially stn

dusty fractal
#

Yeah he seems to have a lot on his plate.

tame junco
#

His plate is immense

dusty fractal
#

I gotta wait like 17 hours for my game to be completly installed and ready to go so I'm not in a rush but I just noticed that he said he'd work on it and then just sorta' went dark haha.

tame junco
#

Yeah understandable. You can message him and ask. Normally I wouldn't suggest contacting devs directly but they aren't me so why should I care

pale viper
#

stn's not feeling well atm

dusty fractal
#

Nah I'll let him be, he's probably doing other stuff

tame junco
#

o no

dusty fractal
#

Oh?

tame junco
#

rip standford

dusty fractal
#

Did he get sick or what?

tame junco
#

yeah. sick of your shit

dusty fractal
#

lol

pale viper
#

yeah, he'll probably be on tonight though

dusty fractal
#

Cool

tame junco
#

so he called in sick. interesting

dusty fractal
#

Has any of you played any of the new Mass Effect? I've like only heard it being crap but I wanted to give it a go anyways.

pale viper
#

i haven't. but i heard a lot about the great animations

tame junco
#

lol

dusty fractal
#

Yeah, truly a worthy AAA game.

tame junco
#

why keep professionals when you can hire random people to do it

dusty fractal
#

Yeah

pale viper
#

yeah, look how that turned out with travis

tame junco
#

right? that motto should be on my resume

#

bring back the pros

#

like maxxxy

#

#freeeazyb

dusty fractal
#

Some freelancer that did some work for some awesome Skyrim mods, revapmed some facial animation from andromeda and showed the difference between the games original and his, obviously his looked way better which is a total embaressment.

pale viper
#

i saw that haha

dusty fractal
#

Did the people that worked on the 1-3 MA leave or did they get fired?

#

I've heard both

#

Cause If they got fired, I'm gonna lose my shit

tame junco
#

I know nothing of the story

#

but I can nearly guarantee based on common sense that they weren't fired

dusty fractal
#

Yeah

tame junco
#

frank can I be the new captain badges?

pale viper
#

no

tame junco
#

ok thanks

dusty fractal
#

They must've been pretty bored of doing the same series over so many years so when they started working on Andromeda most of them just left.

#

Captain Badges?

tame junco
#

only 90s kids will get this

#

its an old meme for the site

dusty fractal
#

Oh

tame junco
#

It was some asshole's title

dusty fractal
#

Haha

tame junco
#

but he's a piece of shit and nobody cares about him

dusty fractal
#

He sounds like a pretty danky guy

#

Aww

#

Whyยจ

#

What'd he do? xD

tame junco
#

Nothing worth discussing here publicly

#

I am just opinionated

dusty fractal
#

Aight

tame junco
#

But most would agree anyways

dusty fractal
#

God fucking damn it, it keeps pending between 20 hours and 15-16... It's gonna be done in like the middle of the day tomorrow.

pale viper
#

he's engaged now

tame junco
#

bummer

#

to another man?

dusty fractal
#

lol

olive sorrel
#

yea

pale viper
#

not sure

dusty fractal
#

He can't be that bad since he has a SO

olive sorrel
#

oh you guys aren't talking about me

tame junco
#

I actually hated him. He talked so much shit and did it to me too

#

That pissed me off

pale viper
#

i don't recall him ever talking shit

tame junco
#

how fucking high were you back then holy god

pale viper
#

talking shit to you isn't talking shit. you just deserve it

tame junco
#

lol

#

true

dusty fractal
#

Eyyy

tame junco
#

He was like Manga, but a mod

dusty fractal
#

Apply water to burned area

tame junco
#

Manga might have been a larger cunt tho

#

I never measured

dusty fractal
#

Travis who do you actually like? ._.

tame junco
#

Define like

dusty fractal
#

Not hate

olive sorrel
#

me

tame junco
#

I don't actually hate many people.

#

which may seem shocking

tame junco
#

For me, it's more of a respect thing

dusty fractal
#

It doesn't look like it, most people in your eyes are assholes apparently xD

tame junco
#

if you have earned my respect, congrats. most dont

gaunt junco
#

Did i?

tame junco
#

I can call someone an asshole and not hate them as well

dusty fractal
#

Depends on what kind of people you hate

tame junco
#

I can call Chris a sad unemployed fucking babied pile of shit

#

but that doesnt mean I hate him

gaunt junco
#

Because you two are bff's

#

wops

#

:d

tame junco
#

That means hes a sad unemployed fucking babied pile of shit

gaunt junco
#

Oh, sorry google translate didnt work

tame junco
#

same

olive sorrel
#

travis you know me so well

gaunt junco
#

I hope that chris really uses that spongebob tshirt

olive sorrel
#

but that isn't a picture of me

gaunt junco
#

As long you use the tshirt its fine by me

olive sorrel
#

i do not

gaunt junco
#

You make me very sad

olive sorrel
#

@tame junco send me the shirt

tame junco
#

It's way too small lol

#

I wore it for the meme

#

I have many shirts that I own simply for the joke

#

I have my spongebob shirt, my Kobe Bryant jersey, Aku Aku, Spyro

#

and a few more that I can't remmber

#

oh the JVC jersey that I bought for like 80 bucks

tame junco
#

wow its 230

#

I literally havent done a god damn thing today

olive sorrel
#

it is 3:30

tame junco
#

Oh I should go home then

#

Hm even though I haven't really done shit, another hour and a half seems really long

#

Maybe I will leave early

bitter aurora
#

Why do people have such blind faith in the guy

tame junco
#

Many people have blind faith in nearly everything

#

Like everyone's blind faith that frank will release horizon v3

#

er wait

#

old meme

pale viper
#

v4*

#

it'll be released eventually

tame junco
#

its been so long since release I forgot the version, sorry

#

Wait you have been here like the entire time I think. did you actually only sleep 2 hours

peak torrent
#

so how long does it take for the points from the fold to go onto my fold account as it still says 0 points even though i finished the 62,914 point fold a few minutes ago

tame junco
#

A few hours maybe, not really sure how the API works

peak torrent
#

well once it goes through i get the #8 spot ๐Ÿ˜Ž

tame junco
#

You know how people always say that alcohol and pop/soda dehydrate you, which pretty much has to be wrong because I've had entire weeks where I only ingested those two things yet I lived

#

or I am magic

#

which is mor elikely

peak torrent
#

for the first 1/2 of each month i drink nothing but soda every month lol

tame junco
#

Yeah see they are liars. It still provides water, just not as much as other things

#

I mean I notice getting dehydrated from drinking but I don't die so

#

When will lying be an Olympic sport? I want to sign up

peak torrent
#

i should have over 100K by tommorow morning

#

maybe 150K

#

my second GPU fold is 22027

tame junco
#

I keep forgetting to leave it on

#

so I dont have shit

peak torrent
#

im leaving my GPU fold 24/7 and my pc fold as only when idle as it takkes 100% cpu usage which drags down my decent computer

#

this setting can only be chosen in the GUI unfortunatly

tame junco
#

huh I barely notice the CPU

peak torrent
#

it was making some sites not load and my mouse would occassionally go invisible

tame junco
#

hm

#

interesting

#

welp 4 oclock

#

time to go home

peak torrent
#

wow it just went through on my account but didnt give full score

pale viper
#

didn't know they owned tritton

strange pebble
real scaffold
#

rip

#

0 wp put into it

olive sorrel
#

saw that a few days ago

#

was in korean though

#

some league players are overly serious about it and get pissed at everything

tame junco
#

uh chris the gatorade site is letting me "checkout" it was an old page from earlier. Wonder if the request will still work

#

it was just left open

olive sorrel
#

no idea

tame junco
#

well lets send it to work then

#

aw it failed

olive sorrel
#

massdrop is selling dem sexy TH-X00 in ebony again

tame junco
#

Someone should buy them

#

and use me as a referral

#

so we can stroke each other's egos

#

about our headphones

olive sorrel
tame junco
#

oooo napster

#

That kind of makes me want to take a really shitty meme and put it on a shirt

#

oh cool LG is coming to work to show off their two-sided oled screen and other stuff

#

They have a display that is two different displays back-to-back and it's still thinner than your finger

#

it's pretty insane

olive sorrel
#

5/7

#

cool story bro

tame junco
#

only a 5. how much out of 9

olive sorrel
#

6.4

olive sorrel
#

Ugh ultra starts tomorrow which means there will be thousands of super douches here

#

good think i don't go outside

tame junco
#

oh really

#

wonder if they will have a stream

olive sorrel
#

yes

tame junco
#

i should probably see who is gonna be there first

tame junco
#

also you are looking at that the wrong way

#

you should have prepared months ago by buying drugs

#

dear god I cant even imagine what people who can afford ultra would spend on it

#

im moving to florida tonight

#

I can make the money back in 2 hours

#

give me a place to sleep actually and you can have 25% cut

olive sorrel
#

k

tame junco
#

holy mother of god thats a lot of artists

plush hazel
#

Oh yeah, mister "I don't click on videos"

tame junco
#

i didnt even click it

#

sinc eit isnt live

#

close enough

olive sorrel
#

plus it doens't even start until tomorrow

tame junco
#

Ice Cube is gonna be there

#

wat

#

wow this lineup is super uninteresting for nearly the biggest festival in the US

#

or the biggest idk

#

wait no i bet lolla is bigger. and edc

#

oh and coachella

olive sorrel
#

UMF is the biggest

tame junco
#

really? thats weird

olive sorrel
#

Electric zoo might have a bigger line up

tame junco
#

wow if it is the biggest, i am really impressed that I would only see 2. maybe 3 artists there

#

im not even going to watch the stream i dont think

#

what a waste

#

o thank god steve aoki is there hes totally not washed up overhyped overpaid trash

#

is anyone here selling reddit points? will pay well

olive sorrel
#

yes

#

$5/.01 point

tame junco
#

hm

#

what can i sell my current updoots for

olive sorrel
#

idk go ask on /r/the_donald

tame junco
#

i cant go on there. its one of the few places where I somehow still get mad looking at it. I see stupid shit all day. I love stupid shit. i bathe in it. but that sub is another level

olive sorrel
#

i can't go there

#

or r/politics

#

jesus fuck that sub is aids

tame junco
#

googling is hard so does anyone know the update windows pushed recently? if there was a big one? it seems like there was. IT sent an email warning us they pushed it to us and it would take awhile

#

or maybe it wasnt recent

#

idk

olive sorrel
#

it was like last week

tame junco
#

seems like it was a huge security update unless i am dummm

olive sorrel
#

because i had to update when i turned off my personal computer

#

aka my pc

tame junco
#

i noticed mine restarted

olive sorrel
#

not sure what changed though

tame junco
#

because it was FUCKING ASLEEP WHAT A USELESS FEATURE

#

hey want to use slightly less power so your computer can be RUINED when you come back

#

i guess its better than hib

#

but still

olive sorrel
tame junco
#

thank mr googol

olive sorrel
#

YW

#

i don't even read them anymore

#

because MS just installs shit without my permission

#

so

tame junco
#

"Improved the bandwidth of SSD/NVMe drives..." WOAH COOL "...available to application workloads during S2D rebuild operations." oh

#

fuck its a gig

#

meh ill update at work

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So I ruined my sleep schedule. I don't get tired at night anymore. I get tired in the afternoon so I like pass out when I get home from work but then it makes the problem worse

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I need Frank to help me I think

olive sorrel
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this is simple

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stay up for 3 days straight

tame junco
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Sometimes I do two days and I don't get tired

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I'm not actually sure how

gaunt junco
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You drink alcohol

tame junco
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It actually amazes me what a proper microphone does to the human voice. I mean literally anyone can do fucking voice over

olive sorrel
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even me?

tame junco
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If you stopped being so monotone, yes

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you would do fine with a proper mic

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and your inflection is fucked but

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You'd do better than me if you tried actually

olive sorrel
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ugh no thanks

tame junco
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but most would

olive sorrel
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trying takes to much effort

tame junco
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especially for voice. its a very awkward thing to do

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i agree

tame junco
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wait wat mudkip is still here

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hes a beta tester? how drunk have i been

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also @rugged frost you're fucking dumb if you pay someone 100 bucks for folding. That's dumb enough for me to keep folding and accept the prize from you

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I'd go against my own morals for 100 dollars

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fuck em

plush hazel
rugged frost
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@tame junco I'll do me, you do you!

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I don't go to your work place and slap the dicks out of your mouth...

tame junco
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Thank god