#general-discussion

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lean turret
karmic ether
still plaza
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nice

near jewel
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Physics based humor is language universal

weak bison
ember cairn
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just asking Airborne Updoot wen

olive thicket
still plaza
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aww so c00te

blazing verge
polar osprey
blazing verge
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Nice

molten root
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@woven scarab that image about missing 10 seconds ago was exactly what i meant yes

silver urchin
still plaza
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holy shiet

astral oak
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Fuck me

cosmic cliff
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and that ladies and gentlemen is why you don't let your stockpiles catch on fire

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especailly when it's highly explosive

desert helm
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Christ.

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I pray for the people of Beirut

oblique wave
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Does anyone actually believe it was firework factory

karmic ether
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it wasn´t a factory

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and you can see some Fireworks exploding in some videos

still plaza
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fun fact this cloud of smoke isn't actually smoke, it's air being pressurized as the shock wave travels

karmic ether
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actually no

still plaza
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wut

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im wrong? impossible?

karmic ether
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I read in some place that was some chimical stuff

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just a minute

still plaza
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ah i though i was wrong

karmic ether
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nitrato de amônio

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translate

still plaza
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no but, the white stuff

karmic ether
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ammonium nitrate

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ye the whit stuff

still plaza
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it's not smoke coused directly by explosion

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it's becouse explosion pressurizes air

karmic ether
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ammonium nitrate was the white stuff

still plaza
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wait we're talking about 2 difrent clouds

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the cloud i was talking about was the one after the big explosion, traveling ahead of it

karmic ether
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ooooooooooooh

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lol

still plaza
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

grizzled turret
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World war soon

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thanks for US and China

woven scarab
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@still plaza I believe that's the shockwave going supersonic

karmic ether
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people from Cyprus near the coast heard the explosion

woven scarab
karmic ether
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early of this year?

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oh nvm

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2014

still plaza
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heh

woven scarab
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daamn

still plaza
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i mean

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bruh

woven scarab
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only slightly inappropriate to post now

gray stump
karmic ether
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how does 3rd have 800 members lol

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i didnt realize that many russians played

still plaza
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they probably just don't kick inactive people

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just like fod has 66k members and we're barerly above 600 pop on evenings

gray stump
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3rd - crime organisation

still plaza
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3rd - money washing machine

gray stump
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Yeah

still plaza
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but why

desert helm
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Tiktok

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That should explain why

chrome flower
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This is propably my favorite video on the internet

jovial carbon
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why tho

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😳

edgy siren
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I both hate and love it

unkempt spoke
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any hoi4 player here? 😱

karmic ether
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yes

unkempt spoke
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I am having some issues in my last games... I always end up in stalements because of supplies

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even after max all infraestructures & even transport planes

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even when I have stronger armies than my enemy I can't push because of supplies angrywarden

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any ideas?

karmic ether
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I would say just play defense for a while and let their resources diminish

unkempt spoke
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but the AI doesnt attack me, maybe for the same reason or because my army is to strong so they don't even try It

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they only thing that "fixes" the problem is to build tons of nukes and destroy their factories, but is so boring and time consuming

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even more when I clearly have bigger and stronger armies

karmic ether
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I can't really help

unkempt spoke
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I hate the supply system in hoi4... angrywarden

karmic ether
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sometimes hoi4 is just like that

unkempt spoke
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It needs a competition ha ha

cobalt sleet
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Is there anyone using steam atm ? I keep failing trying to log in, it said can't connect to steam, is steam server down right now ?

plain mountain
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hoi4 is dumb and sometimes I start a game because I forgot how bad it was and then immediately remember why I stopped playing it

molten root
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yes

edgy siren
topaz hedge
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makes.......sense

olive thicket
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🛑! 🔨🕐

molten root
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glue on roach

fierce swan
unkempt spoke
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@plain mountain It could be so much better, but idk what devs have in their heads ha ha

karmic ether
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damn i just lost my lego stahlhelm

native cloak
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thats a yikes

plain mountain
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F

ocean pewter
fierce swan
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Why power gotta be out in the middle of summer man?

In the winter I could curl up beside a fireplace, or hell, even warm up the whole house with the woodstove.
Bundle up in 3 layers of sheets. Cuddle with a lover if you have one.
Set a fire outside and roast some smores and maybe a kielbasa for food.
Freezer don’t got power? Easy, just put what needs to be frozen deep under the snow.

In the summer I swelter in the heat and humidity.
There is nothing to quell or even stave off the tyranny of the hot sun.
All perishables rot. There is nothing to cook your meals without adding to the problem of heat.

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More reasons as to why summer is just the absolute worst season.

eternal valley
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Should i buy rdr2 again?
if i dont
i have to wait 4 1/2 months till i can use my xbox again
if i do
i spend 71 dollars (on discount for 8 more days) for one of my favourite games
so
the question is
Do or Dont?

karmic ether
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@eternal valley go outside

neat holly
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but the rona! No no no. Stay inside. cuddle up to your warm computer and play a few games. forever.

cosmic cliff
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Does anyone actually believe it was firework factory
@oblique wave It wasn't, Storage yard with High explosive chemicals. Probably some form of military storage

atomic meteor
oblique wave
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@cosmic cliff according to the Lebanese government the fire started in a firework factory and then spread to a warehouse filled with several thousand tons of ammonium nitrate

cosmic cliff
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oh right, yeah that's about right I thought you meant it was the factory that blew up

cold dune
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Obviously not Israel, when shits been blowing up or been set on fire left right and center by Israel in Iran and Syria the past month, crippling Lebanon's main port during its worst recession to essentially knock it out of play in the chess gaming going on...nah deffo accidental firework explosion xD

olive thicket
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@cosmic cliff according to the Lebanese government the fire started in a firework factory and then spread to a warehouse filled with several thousand tons of ammonium nitrate
@oblique wave it was a ship filled with ammonium nitrate

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Unless I’m mistaken

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Obviously not Israel, when shits been blowing up or been set on fire left right and center by Israel in Iran and Syria the past month, crippling Lebanon's main port during its worst recession to essentially knock it out of play in the chess gaming going on...nah deffo accidental firework explosion xD
@cold dune I highly doubt any nation would sabotage a factory with basically no military value for the sole purpose of causing casualties.

short berry
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it was a years old ammonium nitrate storage

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that blew up

karmic ether
knotty lotus
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220k people watching DrDisrespect on YouTube and it's just a CG still of his lambo at a garage lol

karmic ether
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twitch effed up yeeting him
now all that viewership is gone straight to their competitor
get woke go broke

knotty lotus
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You say woke like you know why he was banned though

karmic ether
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twitch is woke af, even if they didn't ban him cos of anything woke it still applies at this point 😛

willow fjord
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I never understood why he's popular but good thing his audience is still there, shows you can't really cancel em even if deplatformed

azure turret
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you guys think the doom eternal is worth itr ?_

ebon walrus
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I loved it

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You really feel calmer after playing lol

azure turret
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100 tls....

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its not cheap

ebon walrus
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Has nice flow and never felt too repetitive even though at its core it is

azure turret
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is it worth the price

ebon walrus
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Yeah its expensive

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You can wait for a sale

azure turret
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it already is

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the sale one is expensie tooü

ebon walrus
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Oh really

azure turret
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its half the price,

ebon walrus
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30 bucks?

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Definitely

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I paid all 60 for it and thought it was worth

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Sorry not familiar with tls lol

willow fjord
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It's fun definitely

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And it's up to maybe 20 h

cursive solar
plain mountain
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oh wow

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he's got some knows

cursive solar
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my man encouraging viewers to get an education

karmic ether
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Isn't that the guy who ripped half of his DF review footage?

cursive solar
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perhaps

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sounds like a sseth thing to do

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I mean, he suggests "trying" games openly so

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wouldn't be too suprised if he did

karmic ether
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Look at this lol

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Look at this dude

cursive solar
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seems about right for mint

karmic ether
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@wraith sundial

wraith sundial
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feels engineered

karmic ether
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Oh shit im in general

wraith sundial
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in normal stats we woudl discard this one as a troll submission julianlol

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How are we to believe mint doesnt have any shitposter in him??

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did see him push a FA all by himself tho

oblique wave
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yo I’m pretty sure Netanyahu just admitted to having a hand in the Beirut explosion

cursive solar
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uhhh

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israel and the area around it manages to be a publicity disaster every time

neat holly
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thats not real right?!?

cursive solar
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well, check for yourself

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well, it is real, but what's the context eh?

neat holly
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Yeah, like...

oblique wave
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its about 2 days old

neat holly
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OK, so i did a google search

oblique wave
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whatd you find. i havent been able to find anything excpet that tweet for some reason

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just a bunch of other crap about netanyahu

neat holly
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the context was in regards to a syrian attack

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this place could be totally covering shit up, but thats what a preliminary search got me

oblique wave
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nah, thats probably correct.

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the israeli air raids in syria happened on the 3rd

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they made that statement on the 4th which just happened to be a few hours after the explosion

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looks whack but its probably correct

neat holly
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I was about to start freaking out that israel was going to start another war with lebanon over some dumb shit, like... bruh

oblique wave
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honestly every country needs to just fuck off and focus on their own shit

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israel included

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im tired of all these countries trying to be the world police

neat holly
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-looks in china's general direction-

oblique wave
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yeah exactly. everyone wants to be the world police now

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china, america, israel, germany, blah blah blah

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just leave each other alone

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isolationism needs to make a comeback

neat holly
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China just want the Indian ocean... and probably the oil.

cursive solar
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well, any cutthroat politician has to manage foreign policy to secure its borders, this means almost every state wanting a stable position will naturally try and come out on top

neat holly
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and maybe to become the world trading power just like the good ol days before american cheap labor ruined everything

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Well thats mostly hyperbole. Western industrialism in general muscled china's position of world superpower away from it far before america became a thing

cursive solar
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well, that's what happens when you give a former superpower immune to any external threat about 100 years of regression and constant struggle

oblique wave
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on another note, 36 US politicians were recently charged with pedophilia crimes after one of ghislaine maxwell's lists got exposed

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elite pedo ring is real

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shocker

cursive solar
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politicians will always be crooks, can't really expect more from them

oblique wave
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this goes beyond just being a crook, but yeah

topaz hedge
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This is way beyond crook, it's devilry

neat holly
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When was this?

topaz hedge
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I think it's recent

plain mountain
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im tired of all these countries trying to be the world police
everyone's so paranoid of wars after the clusterfuck of the early-mid 20th century that everyone started policing eachother, resulting in yet more conflict. ironic yinkyink

atomic meteor
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It's funny, I'm very cynical about geopolitics and nations/governments fucking each other over, but I never for a second thought the Beirut explosion was an attack of any kind.

The M.O. is so completely different to how actual attacks go, you could've told me there was an actual weapons depot there by mistake and I'd believe that in good faith.

neat holly
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I didn't either until Serryll dropped that bomb. Knowing Israel's history with lebanon, i wasn't going to just discount the possibility without looking more into it.

cold dune
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Ofc a desperate Netinyahu on his limited window of opportunity between his timebomb of corruption and protesters and trump potentially being boosted out, you've already seen them target sites all over Iran and Syria over the past two months, some real brazen attacks

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you dont think they want to cripple Lebanon economically in one easy sabotage of a careless seized shipemnt of epic porportions.

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Lebanon is already screwed economcially and was always going to be the physical battleground between Saudi/Israel and Iran.

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saudi and israel already tried taking the president hostage some months ago and have him say it was hizbollas fault but that literally got talked down by Macron IIRC, of all people.

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Netayinahu is increasingly desperate to spark his hotwar with Iran

errant sentinel
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israel back at it again

olive thicket
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I highly doubt that this is Israel's doing

errant sentinel
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ik im making a meme

cold dune
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Well I mean someone wanted to smash the port and seized a real simple opportunity, I doubt it was Hizbollah or any other governmental faction in Lebanon and wouldent have been Shia/Persia aligned actors

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So really that leaves the Saudi/Likud/Murica camp.

neat holly
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or... you know... someone was dumb and something in the store house caught fire, which made its way to the munitions stockpile, which eventually made its way to the ammonium nitrate

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Its up in the air to be sure

cold dune
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Sure sure, Id believe it in isolation

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not when its the latest in a string of 'accidents'

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across the region in security and infastructure

atomic meteor
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Here's the thing: what does anyone actually gain from this? Who could have reasonably set this up to happen the way it did?

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There are way too many moving parts for a massive nitrate explosion

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and it wasn't close to anything anyone especially wanted gone

topaz hedge
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I mean if it was some nefarious person, they coulda just blown it up without setting a fire

cold dune
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What does anyone have to gain from beiruts port being essentiallyo ut of commision possibly tipping a spiralling country into the abyss to join all the other once flourishing small nations now consignmed to the dustheap in the middle east and north africa?

topaz hedge
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Like, directly blown it up

cold dune
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Nah noone wants that 😄

neat holly
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Aside from putting a crucial port of the coat of cypres out of commission? Nothing really

atomic meteor
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What i mean is, assume someone wanted
A. The warehouse blown up
B. Lots of lebenese citizens killed

There are easier, cheaper, more straightforward ways of doing both of those things.

cold dune
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You all act like there isent a cold war between Israel/saudi and Iran atm

topaz hedge
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I think it’s still a bit too coincidental that the explosion happened as Lebanon was hitting a financial low

cold dune
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this shit isent happening in isolation.

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That cold war is literally hotting up as we speak

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and then this happens

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thats too much coincidence.

atomic meteor
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wierder shit has happened

topaz hedge
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You know, America did bomb the heck out of an Iranian general

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And surprisingly they aren’t at war with each other

atomic meteor
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And again, there are way too many moving parts. Consider past "false flag" or whatever, attacks. Like the USS Maine. Way simpler to pull off, even though it was kinda a hoax.

cold dune
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I feel like you guys dont observe middle eastern pollitics day to day no offence

atomic meteor
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lol

topaz hedge
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I’m just a kid who watches everything that happens on the news

cold dune
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Theres been strafing runs on iranian planes by israeli and american ones, droned generals, a string of fires, explosions and failures. Christ, a hizbollah commander gotk illed the other day

neat holly
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Yeah, im leaning on the side of fucked shit happens sometimes mostly because ive got 1 more year till this country cant draft my ass, and im beggin the middle east doesnt flair up again... cuz its gonna be hell getting russia out

cold dune
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This shit has been hotting up day by day for mooonths on end.

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eh eitherway ;

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😛 im just bored and want to argue

topaz hedge
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We all are

atomic meteor
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Things are never not hot. It's the hottest "cold war"

topaz hedge
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Politics is a mess

atomic meteor
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Furthermore,

neat holly
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we are literally in a discord about a war game, and we choose to spend time here. Of course we are bored

cold dune
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True but this LOOKs like sabotage casually passed off as accident ,just like what is it 10 or so other cases that are the same in iran and syria the past month or two.

topaz hedge
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There’s nothing I like about politics. Too many people bickering at each other to even care about the rest of the world around them

atomic meteor
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There are simply way more straightforward ways of accomplishing these things. We know this, because nations have done attacks to do these things but they never use a nitrate explosion to do it.

cold dune
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Occams razor blah blah blah

atomic meteor
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That's the thing.

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There's honestly not much suspicious about this

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It doesn't really look like sabotage

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Nitrate explosions happen every now and again, and they're incredibly devastating.

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Every time

cold dune
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Firecrackers going off that lead to huge amonium nitrate pile next door? I dunno sounds like the kind of crappy cover story you make when you dont REALLY care and just need flimsy denial, which is all anyone needs nowdays

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ala everything Russia or Saudi or Israel do thats underhanded geopolitically.

neat holly
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i think those were bullets, actually

atomic meteor
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And it's always the fault of poor safety and handling practices

topaz hedge
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Funny, you ever read the Tomorrow when the war began series?

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Anyone?

neat holly
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nah

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doesnt ring a bell

cold dune
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Fairenough though it is a once decent country failing to massive corruption and protest

topaz hedge
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Basically Australia gets invaded by some country

cold dune
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could obviously have been an accident just seems deeply suspicious in its timing to me in multiple ways.

topaz hedge
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And these kids who were out in the outback didn’t realise it until they came back

neat holly
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thats why i jumped on that tweet

atomic meteor
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Being the middle east, when would it have not been suspicious to happen?

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Like be real

topaz hedge
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And so they now start fighting a survival/gurreila warfare

neat holly
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im begging to be proven wrong on my suspisions

atomic meteor
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Any time in the past or future 10 years, it would've been surrounded by shady shit happening all over the region. Because that's the world we live in right now.

cold dune
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Right but right now is a key moment where a lot is happening beacuse one side have chance

topaz hedge
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I dunno, it did mention in one of the books that they used a truck full of ammonium nitrate to blow up the enemy’s major port

atomic meteor
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Why is it a key moment?

cold dune
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Whislt Netinyahu and Trump/Kushner stay in power neither groups having long potentially

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they have their window and have clearly shown it beacuse they have made a lot of sweeping political moves as well as stepped up active attacks on Iranian infastructure and mllitary sites.

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Cant say they ARENT making a play or atleast seriously thinking about it more and more.

atomic meteor
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Yeah, but this is so, so, so far away from any kind of military strike.

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logically

cold dune
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Exactly

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which is why it fits the current pattern though

atomic meteor
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what

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It's incredibly divergent from this pattern of attacks
That's why it fits the current pattern

?????? What ?????

cold dune
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its all still just about plausible denability stuff, the sabotages and ooops dronestrikes. A way to slap down lebanon and make it more suspecitble to western aid packages and all that jazz to wean it off its Iranian leanings eeh im too high and drunk to properly unpack this

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and im doing a terrible job

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So ill concede defeat before i look stupid 😄

topaz hedge
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Soo

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What’s our contention on the explosion?

atomic meteor
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That's the thing. That stuff happens all the time. But, nations do these things for relatively logical reasons, through relatively logical methods, to achieve relatively logical goals.

neat holly
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Whether is an inside job or not, by the looks of things

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well... "inside"

atomic meteor
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Assuming this was an attack, it wasn't done through a logical method, and I can't think of a reasonable goal.

topaz hedge
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Cripple their major port?

cold dune
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Final point then ill try argue concisely, you dont think a cripplign economic blow to Lebanon is a rational strategic goal?

neat holly
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sounds like something Pakistan would hire someone to do.

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if anything

atomic meteor
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The contention is that because it's the middle east, where sketchy shit happens, this major thing that happened is the result of sketchy shit

cold dune
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Lebanon is as I say the battleground between them and it is of uncertain loyalties in where it would ultimetly come out. The more it fails the more it turns against Hizbollah(?).

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I dunno.

atomic meteor
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For whom? For whom does an unstable Lebanon benefit?

neat holly
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probably anyone against israel

atomic meteor
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^

topaz hedge
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The invader?

atomic meteor
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The Anti-Israel side for sure. Gives Hezbollah lots of ammo and unrest to work with.

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But, this is such an inefficient way to do that.

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Nations have tried to do this before, with much more rational methods.

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This is super hard to pin on the Israelis, for one.

topaz hedge
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So if they did want to do this, they woulda just done an air strike?

atomic meteor
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Who wanted to do what exactly?

topaz hedge
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I’m confused on what our contention is

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But here’s my thought

atomic meteor
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again, The contention is that because it's the middle east, where sketchy shit happens, this major thing that happened is the result of sketchy shit

topaz hedge
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That port that got blown makes up like 90% of Lebanon’s imports or something

atomic meteor
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But the potential actors don't benefit directly from the predictable effects, and the method is as cumbersome as they come

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How long will it take to fix?

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Obviously the cratered area will take months

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But the rest of the port? back online within a week, tops.

topaz hedge
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So your saying that the method they employed doesn’t make sense/isn’t really conventional? If they did do this

atomic meteor
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Plus, why would you detonate something so far away from the actual shipping intake area? Where the most imports are physically offloaded?

neat holly
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uh... maybe? I haven seen any satellites images or anything, but from what i understand the whole port is out of commission. All the infrastructure is fucked.

atomic meteor
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Yeah. It was literally an entire warehouse of nitrates. Think about how cumbersome it is to buy, move and store all that nitrate. When you could just use a conventional bomb or sabotoge, and get a hit directly on the actual target, supposedly the port.

topaz hedge
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They didn’t buy that nitrate

atomic meteor
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Right now, yes. Much of the port is leveled or otherwise destroyed.

topaz hedge
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The Lebanese confiscates it from I believe Hezbollah

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And then for some reason left it all in a warehouse

atomic meteor
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And it just happened, then, to be stored at this warehouse?

topaz hedge
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Waiting for something to tick

atomic meteor
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Again, consider how many tons of this stuff there was. Well over 2k

neat holly
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i mean... logically it seems like a good place to go

atomic meteor
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Think about just the sheer number of trucks, and time it takes, to move all that.

neat holly
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major port where military is porbably stations

topaz hedge
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Like you said, in the Middle East there’s a lot of shady shit

atomic meteor
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And this is the most backwards ass, airport-spy novel, convoluted scheme to accomplish anything.

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That also has incredible collateral damage BTW

neat holly
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makes for good tv if anything

topaz hedge
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Leaving hundreds if not thousands of tons of Amonium nitrate in a wharehouse is some shady shit

neat holly
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though, maybe we are taking this the wrong way? Maybe israel is trying to... help? by swinging anti-syrian support and getting the civil unrest pointed in a productive direction?

topaz hedge
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God all this stuff sounds like something out of a movie or a novel

atomic meteor
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No, that sounds like regular human incompetence

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Despite the fact that it's incredibly dangerous, this is far from the first or last time this has happened

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Texas city 1947

neat holly
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china 2015

atomic meteor
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Some Canadian place, around the same time

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yup

topaz hedge
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Anyways

atomic meteor
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Also, Exhibit A:

topaz hedge
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Let’s talk about China

atomic meteor
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1 is where the explosion happened

neat holly
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oooooh shit\

atomic meteor
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2 is where the majority of misc goods are unloaded

topaz hedge
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Nono I’m not having a hissy fit about Xi Jinping

atomic meteor
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Why would they plot to destroy site 2 with an explosion from site 1?

topaz hedge
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Okay I might be

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Also that’s not really efficient isn’t it

atomic meteor
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Also: "Port of Beirut temporarily closed" yeah I bet lol

neat holly
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hes a brilliant bastard whose dangerously well equiped to re-establish china as the dominent world power.

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yeah, that makes more sense seeing the unloading area

atomic meteor
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Assuming the world keeps going just right for him.

neat holly
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slight damage at a max

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yeah, if the world just keeps turning a blind eye, then sure

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hes got that down

topaz hedge
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Anyways I heard one or more of Xi’s general doesn’t like his actions

atomic meteor
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China has benefited from decades of favorable treatment by the US, World Bank, EU, ect. That have helped him transform the country. But I don't think his economy is resilient as he would like it to be.

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Here's a fun paradigm: in an economic security sense, it is usually better to be an importing country, rather than an exporting country, in a total GDP sense

neat holly
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if we start... you know... punishing the country for literally stealing sovereignty from under the noses of other nations, we gots ourselves a war, frens.

atomic meteor
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It'll literally never happen, unless China balkanizes itself

errant sentinel
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i think a ground war in china would be absolute hell for any invading countries

atomic meteor
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Yes

neat holly
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i dont know maaaan... Chinas got a mightly long history of breaking itself up

topaz hedge
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China says that the south China seas was like rightfully theirs as it had been for millennium

atomic meteor
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I don't see them breaking up any time soon.

topaz hedge
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Like as if anyone cares about maritime rights from two thousand years ago

errant sentinel
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china is high functioning autistic

atomic meteor
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Also, something to keep in mind guys

neat holly
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i wish

atomic meteor
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Where is everyone from here? Generally? I'm from Texas.

topaz hedge
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Australia

errant sentinel
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tennessee

atomic meteor
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Is it safe to assume everyone else lives in the West?

neat holly
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chicago public library

topaz hedge
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Yeah

atomic meteor
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niiiiice dude that sounds slick

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aight, so

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It's important to know

errant sentinel
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we can all talk shit about china

atomic meteor
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That, generally, "The West" and China, don't understand each other on a cultural level.

topaz hedge
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Well.......

atomic meteor
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Much of our fundamental assumptions about people, communities, cultural touchstones, ect, simply don't apply.

topaz hedge
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Your right about one thing

errant sentinel
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im gonna be honest, most people from the west think china is full commie when its starting to de-communism a bit

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the economy is more capitalist than it was

atomic meteor
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That works both ways. They think we're mostly crazy assholes I'm sure.

topaz hedge
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Except I have some friends I know who are actually Chinese/Asian

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Heck I’m Asian myself I’m born in Indonesia

atomic meteor
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It's deeper than "China's commie hur dur." Even though we have lots of chinese media to consume, even if we all read it, it would be difficult to really understand what China "thinks" or "wants"

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We can make assumptions, but they're likely to be wrong on at least some level

neat holly
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the economy of china is not "capitalistic". It is controlled extemely by the government on maters of principle, and is rewarded for its ability to privately compete for the benefit of everyone

topaz hedge
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Well there’s a problem with Chinese Media

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It’s Chinese Media

errant sentinel
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the chineese government has control over the media

topaz hedge
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So you can’t really determine their goals

neat holly
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It is privately owned, but controlled by the party in many ways

atomic meteor
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I don't mean to find out the truth, I just mean to understand what the people and the state think and want. That's not impossible to do under state media at all.

errant sentinel
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yeah ur right

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idk waht i meant to say there

neat holly
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Its just harder to get here in the states, because a lot of out thinking leaves out the last 30 years of development

atomic meteor
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China doesn't, and doesn't need to, operate within the confines of what western countries would or should do in their position.

neat holly
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like... people still think that market liberalization will lead to the fall of communism

atomic meteor
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That's hard to get your head around.

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Exactly. We all thought that.

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And then it didn't

errant sentinel
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it wont

atomic meteor
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Although, that one thing happened at the place with the tanks. That started from something, even if it was suppressed.

neat holly
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it lead to the event that china insists didnt happen

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yeah

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that was the moment the cards were left on the table

topaz hedge
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I don’t think China would be able to last this long

neat holly
#

it technically worked... but they said no, this isnt happening. not here

topaz hedge
#

Maybe for the next few decades yeah

atomic meteor
#

Anyway, China's economy currently relies on incredibly massive government spending, guidance, and exports. The rest of the world buying their stuff basically.

neat holly
#

and they have no alternatives

atomic meteor
#

When China's govt stops doing massive spending and guidance/direction, it stops being China as we know it, so let's not touch that for now.

neat holly
#

this is a huge reason china has such a vested interest in slowing india down

atomic meteor
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China has two ways to get out of needing the rest of the world to buy their shit. Currently we buy their shit because it's economical, but that won't last forever and they know that.

neat holly
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this is why china has opened up

atomic meteor
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  1. Generate a large enough consumer (middle) class, that domestic consumption of goods can meet domestic production of goods. Currently, China's people are not rich enough, on the whole, to totally satisfy their economy.
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  1. Grab the balls of the world supply chain in some way, making them an irreplaceable part of the world economy.
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Basically, they either lean into their domestic economy, or they lean into the world economy hard and fast enough that nobody can cut them out.

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Currently, they're def leaning into the domestic side.

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Or, at least, I'm pretty sure they are. They're certainly burning all the poorly made, amateur bridges they built with nations all over Asia and Africa.

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(Minor effects of always being a hegemon, and your only foreign policy being based on tributaries rather than trade or rivalries)

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I'm not sure how much they've tried to adapt to the western way of diplomacy, and how much they're making it their own recently by being aggressively nationalistic to other nations through their diplomats.

neat holly
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Have you ever watched Kraut?

atomic meteor
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Nope, never heard of that

neat holly
#

really?

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Well you might like one of the video essays he did a little while ago

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Its a really long watch, but goes into some good detail.

atomic meteor
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Jesus tittyfucking christ that's a 1 hour video

neat holly
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It is pretty comprehensive

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id say listen to it, follow the footnote trail, and then form a conclusion, cuz this video along with the supplementary research is where i got a lot of my understanding about what china has been up to.

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and, more damningly, how we have been exacerbating the problem.

atomic meteor
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That's kinda an understatement eh?

real swift
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China relies a lot on the Bretton woods system that was founded after world war two

atomic meteor
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More-or-less enabling them to grow so fast

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More precisely, an exploitation of that system @real swift

real swift
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but so does most of the world besides the US, who created bretton woods to win the cold war

atomic meteor
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Yeah, it's literally the foundation of modern U.S. Hegemony.

real swift
#

but with the US becoming disenfranchised with the idea of being a global power we could very well see an end of the bretton woods system, its outgrown its use, no point using a tool to fight an enemy who is decades gone

atomic meteor
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honestly, I don't think it's going anywhere.

real swift
#

Thats fair

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it has the possibility to stay

atomic meteor
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Partially because (sue me) I think Trump is too surface level to actually change it in a meaningful way

real swift
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Mhm

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Long term the US may get rid of it

lime junco
real swift
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And theres no real power that could replace it

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If that happens

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that will be a show to be sure

atomic meteor
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That's the thing: The American People have always loathed the idea, ambivalent at best, of being a world power

real swift
#

Mhm

atomic meteor
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Economically, Politically, Structurally, we're set up to be the world power for the forseeable future

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So, public opinion can be whatever it wants

real swift
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Yeah exactly

neat holly
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well, world power in the sense that anything we do or say reflects on the rest of the world

real swift
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The US is a world power that has no major global interest

neat holly
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and that we hate that dichotomy as a people in general

atomic meteor
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But the dollar will remain the world's foundational currency, freedom of the seas will remain the de-facto law, and so on. Because it's the foundation of American supremacy and I honestly don't think a grassroots movement could dismantle it if they wanted to.

real swift
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there is nothing that can truely harm the US with the fact that the major thing was oil imports, which the US is now a net exporter of

neat holly
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The US has ties everywhere, but no real desire to be anywhere other than on an island

real swift
#

thats fair

atomic meteor
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And all non-grassroots movements benefit from it

real swift
#

I personally have been following the geopolitical analyst peter zeihan

atomic meteor
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/orgs /entities

real swift
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Guy speaks facts and he has a pretty good track record of calling shit out before it happens

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Yeah lobbying groups are a big power in the US

atomic meteor
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It's why I like geopolitics, generally. It feels much more objective than regular politics.

real swift
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Yeah

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I also like looking at the demographics of china

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Because when you have a one china policy 25 years ago you tend to run out of 25 year olds

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Ynno?

atomic meteor
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Dude the actual insanity of the current demographigal collapse is fucking insane and I can't believe nobody is talking about it

real swift
#

I KNOW

atomic meteor
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LIKE

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HOW THE FUCK IS ANYTHING GOING TO WORK?

neat holly
#

i feel like that feeling of objectivity has a lot to do with the American education system in general being piss poor as preparing you for a world that doesn't consist of America on a sea of migrant workers.

real swift
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The only major nation that is immune to its effects for at least one or two more decades

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Is the united states

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And france,

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oh also New Zealand

atomic meteor
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nobody teaches geopolitics outside of college. It's too depressing and niche for the average person anyway.

real swift
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But thats it

neat holly
#

I only just recently got interested and discovered... like... things exist outside of the country

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holy shit

atomic meteor
#

I still credit EU4 to this day for my impeccable geography skills SmugPepe

real swift
#

The 3 main nations with stable demographics is the US, France, and New zealand

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Thats why i look more to france than germany

atomic meteor
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NZ getting lots of asian migrants or something? Why not Australia?

real swift
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i dunno the reason lmao

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Just that they have a somewhat stable demographic structure

atomic meteor
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Also, I'd expect Germany to at least try to change that. They literally invited fucktons of turks right after the second world war for demographic reasons, so.

neat holly
#

As i recall, china has a really big interest in australia

atomic meteor
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BUT LIKE, AT THE SAME TIME

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HOW THE FUCK IS THE WORLD EVEN GOING TO WORK IN 50 YEARS?

neat holly
#

Lucky bastard getting to use caps all you want

atomic meteor
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How the fuck is the world going to work with a population that's stagnant? Literally unprecedented in recorded history.

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hehe mod perks I_wear_my_sunglasses_at_night

real swift
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But thats fucking terrifying is it not?

neat holly
#

uh... not really?

real swift
#

Also most likely an entirely new economic ism, @atomic meteor

atomic meteor
#

DUDE

real swift
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so taxes are a thing right? That gap between the Big and small bar? Means less tax money

atomic meteor
#

The world's population is going to fucking shrink pretty soon

real swift
#

Less tax money means holy shit economy go AAAAA

atomic meteor
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and THE MAJORITY OF IT WILL BE OLD, RETIRED, GETTING PENSIONS AND NOT WORKING

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like

real swift
#

Yes

atomic meteor
#

HOW IS THAT GOING TO WORK

real swift
#

Demographic collapse is terrifying

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I love talking about it because people dont realize the world and the global economy will most likely collapse in a decade

karmic ether
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i'd hope our technology levels will be at something that we can't comprehend in our era

real swift
#

Maybe less because COVID honestly speeds it up

atomic meteor
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It's within our lifetime @karmic ether

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it's like 20-30 years away

karmic ether
#

cmon, singularity 2050

real swift
#

10

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10-20

atomic meteor
#

It's even nearer than the climate crisis

real swift
#

honestly with covid

atomic meteor
#

The correct answer is tax rich and corporations more as automation increases to cover temporary relative rise in pensions. Because it's the correct answer, we won't do it and will try at all costs to do anything else.

real swift
#

I could see it happening around 2030

neat holly
#

Im still waiting on transhumanist tech to come out

karmic ether
#

so basically the entire world collapses not because a disaster or anything but because everyone becomes and old fart and dies/retires?

real swift
#

@atomic meteor can we talk about the US having no foreign policy for 3 presidents?

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Sure anti terrorism

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But thats a single issue

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After the cold war the US just sat there like “ok time to not change anything for 24 years”

atomic meteor
#

Ahh, imagine being the most powerful country on the planet, having no foreign policy for 24 years and 3 full presidential terms, and still being the most powerful country on the planet

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fuck yeah

neat holly
#

Weve all forgotten what a foreign policy is.

atomic meteor
#

We haven't needed to since the soviets

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y'know what's sad?

real swift
#

When you dont fix an issue

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It has consequences

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For us, it was 2016

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lmao

neat holly
#

i think that sort of ties back to everyone just flocking around the us for the bast 100 years

atomic meteor
#

I have zero faith in our current political leadership, on either side, to competently solve our current near or long term problems

real swift
#

Yes

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@atomic meteor independant party doe

neat holly
#

lol

real swift
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Their candidate lettin me get a fucking abrams doe

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^ thats serious btw

atomic meteor
#

I don't wanna get into how the American political system is currently paralyzed and I don't see a way out of it . . . we were talking about demographics, right?

neat holly
#

I wish we had an advanced enough political system to be able to have more that 2 sides without ruining everything for everyone

atomic meteor
#

Yeah fuck the NFA

real swift
#

Also it doesn’t help that the Coalitions we call political parties are currently in flux

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thats why they are paralyzed rn

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They are grasping for new large voting blocs to support their parties

atomic meteor
#

that's the thing. Not accounting for parties in the constitution guarantees a two party system

real swift
#

Its actually pretty normal and pretty healthy

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for the US at least

atomic meteor
#

idk, sure does suck rn

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but you're riht

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*right

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neither side has a bedrock base right now

neat holly
#

Its more that we never considered the alternatives until it was too late

real swift
#

yeah it sucks while its happening

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but it’ll pass

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what sucks is congress not having term limites

neat holly
#

probably because the electoral college was supposed to be the clincher

atomic meteor
#

so much of the us is absolutely sick of the current parties, neither party can do anything but cater to their extremes

real swift
#

But the cool thing is,

atomic meteor
#

Nobody has a blue collar voting bloc anymore

real swift
#

34 states agree and they can call a constitutional convention to make an ammendment

neat holly
#

Yeah, they do. They are the farmers

atomic meteor
#

I honestly hope one or more of the parties collapses sooner rather than later so someone can remake them from the ground up

real swift
#

17/34 states bro 👁️

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We’re halfway there

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thats somewhat happening? I guess

atomic meteor
#

That's the thing: at least one of the parties (preferably the democrats) needs to be completely rebranded/rebuilt. But I don't see anyone in a position to do it. Might change soon though.

real swift
#

Mhm

neat holly
#

it would be whatever. It would make the house of representative the body it was always meant to be. the voice of the people.

real swift
#

Someone with charisma (like god emperor Teddy Roosevelt) could probably do it

atomic meteor
#

Kinda why I'm so dissapointed in Biden as a pick . . . like, Hillary was a turd, but this guy is a wet blanket. Just as "Status McQuo"

neat holly
#

hes also a political time bomb

atomic meteor
#

yeah that kind of strong, uniting leader with a broad well supported platform

real swift
#

Mhm

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We’ll see,

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All i know election night man?

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Popcorn and a TV

atomic meteor
#

God, 2016 was such a roller coaster

real swift
#

Lmao

#

It was fucking hilarious tovme

neat holly
#

I dont think its happening. If my gut is telling me anything. weve got 4 more years of this schmuk

atomic meteor
#

Fucking Hillary called the campaign for Trump before CNN. I felt like I was watching a parody.

real swift
#

Lmao

neat holly
#

god please dont let it happen again

atomic meteor
#

Yeah idk

#

before covid, i would've said Trump for sure

real swift
#

Mhm

neat holly
#

that is true

real swift
#

It depends

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Trump can move a crowd tho

atomic meteor
#

there's some serious heat rn. He is, so, so, so not doing himself any favors

neat holly
#

honestly, its gonna come down to voter apathy

real swift
#

ive actually been to a rally of his, and he commanded that place man

neat holly
#

frankly, if theres any bloc to not vote, its the people who think masks are the tits and work

real swift
#

Mhm

atomic meteor
#

If he could just stop saying like every month "Don't worry about the virus, it'll go away," that might help

real swift
#

A lot of blunders recently

neat holly
#

the crazies who didnt care will be at the polls like usual

atomic meteor
#

Yeah trump has catering to his base down to a damn science

#

Cringe as hell but I totally get why so many people diefy him

real swift
#

Covid response was fucked because it was legit this
Federal Govt: so u gonna handle this right
State Govt: i thought u were gonna do it?
insert 3 months of no action

atomic meteor
#

right????

#

I mean

real swift
#

Yeah

atomic meteor
#

Just so many fuckups after fuckups

real swift
#

US is very good at dealing with shit on the local level

neat holly
#

this is why i want my state to grow a pair of fucking balls and succeed

real swift
#

Federal level it takes time to get shit done

atomic meteor
#

It's retarded because we have these, like, federal organizations? Called , FEMA? And, like, the CDC?

#

And yet the federally organized response has been shit

real swift
#

But when it happens? It happens with the force of the american economy

atomic meteor
#

That's the thing: locally controlled emergency management is great for stuff like flooding, hurricanes, so on.

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It doesn't fucking work for a pandemic.

real swift
#

Its impressive

#

Hes playing it safe and i cant blame him

atomic meteor
#

It just doesn't

real swift
#

Lmao

atomic meteor
#

I just can't believe that he's basically said "your on your own states have fun"

neat holly
#

See.. ive always been a grass roots sort of dude. Im lucky to live in a pretty big city with lots of money. I look to my governer and my mayor WAY more than i do to the feds

real swift
#

He deals with his critics in such a childish way i find it funny as hell

neat holly
#

because those guys actually might care about what we little folks think needs doing

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feds couldnt give two licks about what me, or even my state needs or wants

atomic meteor
#

It's great here in Texas too, the governor is literally flip-flopping between "let the local government agencies handle it" and "we can't let local agencies mandate masks or close businesses because that would upset a Karen"

real swift
#

no way

atomic meteor
#

It feels like he goes back and forth every damn day

real swift
#

Tbf the CDC was fucked out of being prepared by the medical industry

neat holly
#

so fuck it. Imma just hang out in my little town here and pray to god i dont gotta get the gun

atomic meteor
#

Also, no actual leadership from his ass. Just pushed it all on the local agencies, but stepped in to fuck them over when he gets a chance to cater to karens.

real swift
#

legit couldn’t get supplies because companies didn’t want to allow them to get a really good product that was cheap and useful

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So they bought the company making it

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Then took the CDC contract

atomic meteor
#

In Texas, emergency management has to start and end with the local agency

#

And again, this works great for hurricanes, shootings, flooding, whatever. Geographically constrained emergencies, relatively.

#

But pandemic response HAS to happen at a high level, because people constantly move between local authorities and there aren't enough cops in all the world to enforce a county by county quarantine

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all your messages are coming in like ever 3 minutes all at once @real swift

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Anyway: long story short

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The game was rigged from the start

real swift
#

Yeah

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But the issue with that

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US is really good with dealing with crisis on the state level

#

Not the federal level

#

US federal government just isn’t fast enough to deal with it

#

lmao

#

Yes

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im sorry dyno my phone is dying

neat holly
#

I knew it! You mods were rigging it

real swift
#

@atomic meteor really cool thing doe. This is random, but uhhh, Mexico is now a much better trade parter with the US than canada has been, and Canada is now more of an industrial competitor than a partner

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This will be interesting to see the consequences of

atomic meteor
#

Generally. But even if 47 continental states do it perfectly, if one state fucks it up the pandemic spreads. That's how it works. You have to have top-down control to stop the spread, or all you can do is state level mitigation and response.

real swift
#

With canada also not having a very stable time with them having to funnel money to quebec to keep them in canada, and now the provinces who are having money taken from them for this (Alberta) are now wantin to leave

atomic meteor
#

Huh. I somehow doubt that Canada is a competitor in any way, simply based on demographics. Maybe in a niche way. But Mexico getting better is always a good thing.

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I'm still just like

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wow

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can't believe I'm going to live through like 2-3 major global societal uphevals

#

pretty neat man

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I feel like a member of the greatest generation

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but with less racism

topaz hedge
#

You know, one day we'll tell this story to our kids when we grow old

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maybe our grandkids if we are lucky

real swift
#

Lmao

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I survive!

neat holly
#

I dont think we will see any upheavals

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atleast not in the west

atomic meteor
#

Well

real swift
#

Id say demographic collapse is an upheaval lmao

atomic meteor
#

Climate Change

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Demographic Collapse

real swift
#

But demographic collapse is very much lessened in the US

#

Interesting tidbit about USMCA or NAFTA2 is that

topaz hedge
#

(o_O)?

real swift
#

Canada didn’t get much say in it

neat holly
#

Maybe im misunderstanding the idea of Demographic collapse. Is this the theory that the less homogeneous a group becomes, the more unstable it becomes?

real swift
#

Mexico and America did most of the negotiations

topaz hedge
#

you never know you never know

real swift
#

Canada was given 7 days to sign or be left out

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They signed in 6

topaz hedge
#

you cant go a century without at least seeing some shit

atomic meteor
#

There's no telling how resource paradigms are going to change soon, either with the further proliferation of renewables or the possible discovery of h3 on the moon or possible asteroid mining.

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Though that last bit is super out there

neat holly
#

Climate change is on, but i feel like that will be less of a society ender as much as it will be a great unifier

atomic meteor
#

I mean, it's not like the apocalypse is gonna happen

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but it's going to be crazy drastic change, and relatively fast

neat holly
#

tragedy tends to do that to humans

atomic meteor
#

nope, that's not it @neat holly

real swift
#

Damn i hate my phone rn, i wanna vibe with the boys with an epic discussion about demographic collapse and geopolitics but its not lettin me😢

atomic meteor
#

Demographic collapse is simply . . . . well, ya know how we used to think the world population would reach like 100 billion by 2050? @neat holly

neat holly
#

population dynamics?

topaz hedge
#

rip

atomic meteor
#

How population has absolutely skyrocketed since the industrial revolution

#

Well, we realized that's stopped happening.

neat holly
#

and the idea that we are over correcting or something?

atomic meteor
#

It happened first in Japan and Europe, and at first we thought it was cultural

neat holly
#

probably not intentionally, but still

atomic meteor
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But now we see that it's a universal trend. It's happening to all nations over the world, some sooner or faster than others.

#

The rate at which our population is growing is slowing drastically, and it might even shrink eventually. Currently, we think it'll peak around 2050 at 10 billion.

plain mountain
#

well there's not much of anywhere to really spread to now

atomic meteor
#

While that contraction happens, the world population will for the first time ever be majority old rather than majority young

neat holly
#

I dont think that will result in a collapse assuming technology continues on the path its on

atomic meteor
#

Consider for a moment what that means

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Fewer people entering the workforce, doing entry level jobs, working at my taco bell

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many, many, many more old people, retired, not contributing to the economy, but taking pensions every month

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All the while, for the first time our economies can't rely on a growing population for guaranteed consumption.

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It's completely unprecedented in recorded history. Populations, economies, barring some exceptions have always slowly grown over time.

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It's especially unthinkable in a post-industrial world, where economies constantly grow exponentially

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wow chill out dyno

neat holly
#

yeah, see... this chat room aint big enough for our big brains

atomic meteor
#

It won't be a collapse of civilization, but it is a complete collapse of all demographic assumptions we've ever made as a species

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Additionally, our modern economies are fundamentally based on year-on-year growth.

neat holly
#

Also, one thing i think we all forget is that the economy of a nation, atleast today, is free floating and basically a measure of... well faith really

atomic meteor
#

Is that even possible with a stagnant population?

neat holly
#

yea

#

it veeeeery much is

errant sentinel
#

mandatory sex days

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just solved the entire overpop problem

jovial carbon
#

shs aleksander

atomic meteor
#

You're thinking of GDP/stocks. The economy, on a granular level, is "are people able to find jobs, get paid, and buy things"

#

that's very concrete

jovial carbon
#

im tryna read a real conv

errant sentinel
#

jeeze ok

atomic meteor
#

btw

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unironically

neat holly
#

well, sort of

#

im more talking about... money

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and value

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as concepts

atomic meteor
#

the prevailing theory currently for why the demographic collapse is happening is because of greater education, contreception, and generally better opportunities for Women worldwide.

#

Sure. I don't think money will collapse as an idea.

lime junco
neat holly
#

no no, you misunderstand. the economy is a religion, in the broadest sense. and money is sort of the measure of that faith. Value is only dictated by the faith one has in that idea

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economies dont exclusivally grow due to any productivity

#

atleast not anymore

#

they grow because we say it does

cursive solar
#

Yes, borrow and spend, you plebs

atomic meteor
#

eh, they do grow due to productivity

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and other things

cursive solar
#

productivity does need initial capital to kick it off

neat holly
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In a more real way, sure, but on a practical level, it might as well be a dart board

atomic meteor
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Industrial innovations increase productivity, but what happens when demand doesn't rise because there simply aren't enough people to consume it all?

cursive solar
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uh, price tanking

atomic meteor
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We're talking about the impending demographic collapse @cursive solar

neat holly
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Nothing really. Consumer markets only make up a fraction of the wealth of a nation

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Though, it is something to tackle

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the real problem is the confrontation we will inevitably have to face with that faith based money system. That being that when the needs of the people outweight the value of the dollar, it tanks

atomic meteor
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It all comes back to consumers and consumption. Everything. All capital improvements are to increase production, assuming that it will then be consumed. We don't have parts of the economy based on things not being consumed

neat holly
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I mean... the money market is literally that

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also anything involving data is a non consumable consumable

atomic meteor
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What is it tied to?

neat holly
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nothing

atomic meteor
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Stonks

neat holly
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its all free floating

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its all dictated by what the market will bare to pay

atomic meteor
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Oh, do you mean like buying and selling different currencies?

neat holly
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yes, but one level up

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buying and selliung currency IS a good, but money is not a good

errant sentinel
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buying money is impossible

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i mean

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its possible

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but its not effective

neat holly
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it is not, and it happens every day

atomic meteor
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Yeah it's wierd but it's worked this far and I don;t see why it would change

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There's literally entire markets built around buying money

cursive solar
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that sounds very productive

atomic meteor
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it's because you're buying different currencies for other different currencies @errant sentinel

errant sentinel
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right im retarded

neat holly
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Which is why i dont think we are going to face any economic collapse

errant sentinel
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im sorry i didnt know the context

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i thought like usd for usd

atomic meteor
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it's ok we're all 2 braincells away from retard here

errant sentinel
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lool

cursive solar
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don't worry, ya'll 2 braincells ahead of most people

neat holly
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DAMN IT

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this bot just hates me tonight

atomic meteor
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So anyway

jovial carbon
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me no understand me want smash rock and invade sealand

atomic meteor
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gonna go buy some MREs and clean my guns I think

cursive solar
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MREs are alright

jovial carbon
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depend on wich country

cursive solar
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american MRE crackers tho

jovial carbon
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i heard US one aren't that good

cursive solar
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US one's have very DRY crackers my dude

atomic meteor
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Modern MREs are just fine

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No more Tabasco sauce cute bottles tho

errant sentinel
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i have a friend in the military who says the MRE's arent too bad

atomic meteor
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used to throw in little mini bottles the size of yer thumb

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no more tho

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yeah they're just fine

errant sentinel
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online friend

jovial carbon
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miss me with that moderne shit gib me my 1860 civil war qpoiled beef can

atomic meteor
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the key is:

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don't be a fucking pussy and eat the calories

jovial carbon
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i do wonder wich country MRE are the tastiest?

atomic meteor
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Canada

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it's canada

cursive solar
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I'd rather gamble with the american crackers rather than the chinese bricks the great wall is made of though

atomic meteor
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they have a maple syrup steak MRE

jovial carbon
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WAT

atomic meteor
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yeah

cursive solar
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they have nice packaging and everything

jovial carbon
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me look at tartiflette MRE

errant sentinel
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maple syrup steak...

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a literal fucking sin

jovial carbon
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shit

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shut

atomic meteor
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but forreal, you MREphiles:
If you eat an MRE, make sure you eat ALL of it. They're meant to be eaten as a complete meal, so if you don't eat all the sides and even the dessert you're missing out on stuff and you might've well as bought a better tasting civvie dry meal.

jovial carbon
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dont say shit about sugar and meat fool

atomic meteor
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Candy bars don't count I mean like when they include muffin tops

cursive solar
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even the tootsie rolls?

atomic meteor
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I literally just

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fuck

jovial carbon
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candy are supposed to be eaten on the walk right?

errant sentinel
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Dude

atomic meteor
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they're for whenever you want. It's candy. You see any "no candy zone" signs around?

errant sentinel
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Maple syrup on steak sound shit

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Listen

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If you're gonna eat stake its with steak sauce or hot sauce

atomic meteor
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You uncultured swine

jovial carbon
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yeah in any school

errant sentinel
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You commie scum

jovial carbon
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1v1

atomic meteor
errant sentinel
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bet

cursive solar
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no, the spinach omlette is apparently one of the worse canadian MREs

plain mountain
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MREs are good

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had a couple in idaho once

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I think I got like sloppy joes and a burger

jovial carbon
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bruh you havent eaten raw shit until you have tasted the "joue de porc" or pig cheek

atomic meteor
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People say they clog yer asshole, but that's only partially true

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one, or two, or three MREs are fine

cursive solar
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french MRE was great

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the crackers were just 👌

atomic meteor
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If you eat nothing but MREs for like a week though? Hope your colon has calluses peepoShrug

plain mountain
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MREs are like, only meant to be stand-ins for out in the field until you get to a field kitchen (in theory anyways)

jovial carbon
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all of them EXECPT joue de porc

plain mountain
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in practice it probably varies if you get nothing but MREs for a week or more

atomic meteor
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yeah that's a capital "I" "T" in theory there

neat holly
atomic meteor
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no we're talking about uhhh

jovial carbon
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bruh do like snake eat some MRE and a few dead spetnaz and maybe one bat

plain mountain
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MaRinE
MREs are just edible marines

jovial carbon
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TASTY

atomic meteor
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not true

plain mountain
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they only come in crayon flavor though

atomic meteor
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I've never seen an MRE include crayons so

jovial carbon
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"so paramedic.... how does it taste"

atomic meteor
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you little fuck you beat me to the crayon joke KEKMad

plain mountain
neat holly
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nice hiss

errant sentinel
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marine mre is crayons

cursive solar
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well, they probably have some combat enhancing chemicals in them

like a american shoca kola

jovial carbon
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i do like the crayons tho

neat holly
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so says Chesty, out lord and savior

errant sentinel
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yes

atomic meteor
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no, they had to make special govt brand "Colored Wax Drawing Implements" for 30x as much from a contractor

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The regular crayola crayons melted too much 😦

cursive solar
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30x as much
good use of tax money

jovial carbon
atomic meteor
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nahh they don't do the 'ole "crack to the pilots to stay awake" deal anymore

jovial carbon
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snake and the colonel spitting fact and noledge

atomic meteor
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most you'll see is caffine pills

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Although, I did hear about methanphetamine pills for some ultra long range pilots before, but that was back in the 80s

cursive solar
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I can believe that

atomic meteor
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yeah the US never went full "Let's just literally meth the fuck out of our entire battlegroup" like the Germans

cursive solar
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axis powers moment

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stevemre's sho-ca kola vid was a helluva vid

jovial carbon
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meth for warden when

cursive solar
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I'd like to believe that somewhere out there in a parallel universe there's a alternate version of girl's last tour with the two encountering a cache of anphetamines

atomic meteor
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and immediately OD'ing

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and the rest of the episode is just 3 minutes of spasms, frothing, and then silence for 10 minutes on a fixed camera shot

jovial carbon
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no plz n

atomic meteor
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then straight to credits

jovial carbon
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that could be a weird episode

cursive solar
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well, it's as good as the canon ending

jovial carbon
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or the start of a really weird doujins

plain mountain
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all countries experimented with meth pills to some degree for combat weariness, but as far as I can tell it was mostly the axis powers who really went through with it

cursive solar
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@jovial carbon No.

jovial carbon
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shit

atomic meteor
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they kinda needed every advantage they could get, I guess

jovial carbon
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i guess it stop the hunger

errant sentinel
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next up: heroin

plain mountain
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though some finnish guy downed like his entire squad's allowance of meth and then lived on literally nothing but treesap and a single bird he shot, after living through a landmine and evading escape several times

errant sentinel
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wait shit we already did that

cursive solar
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well, when you don't have enough night flying training due to a lack of fuel, I guess you've got to mitigate somehow

plain mountain
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finns are scary

jovial carbon
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crackhead soldier are the most fearsome

cursive solar
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Finns don't count as canon, half their shit consists of captured or repurposed equipment

errant sentinel
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morphine is just super heroin

jovial carbon
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finns are just a half asset IG reg

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wich use a mix of cadian/ vostroyan equipement

errant sentinel
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wait no heroin is super morphine

atomic meteor
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Suddenly, all those "Florida Man" stories make much more sense

plain mountain
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lol

cursive solar
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if finns were in cadia, they would've killed chaos space marines and stolen their bolters, taken their power armor apart for spare parts and captured a destroyer to evacuate the collapsing planet

atomic meteor
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If you just think of Meth as, like, ghetto super soldier pills

jovial carbon
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bruh no idiot would try to use chaos equipement cuz that's hella not epic

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super getho pills?

atomic meteor
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*ghetto super pills

jovial carbon
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that's how CJ infiltrated area 51

atomic meteor
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cuz they don't work that good, wear off quick, and make you lose your teeth

jovial carbon
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make more sense

cursive solar
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crazy drug stories consists of things like "man keeps running after deep wounds in the thigh near a critical blood vessel, keeps running until passing out over a 30 minute chase"

errant sentinel
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scho ka kola was kind of effective

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wait

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fuck its not called that is it

jovial carbon
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cheese

cursive solar
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it worked, until you realize it's 1944 at ostfront and you're in battlegroup center

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fun times.

jovial carbon
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fun times

errant sentinel
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funt times

cursive solar
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arguably as good as it gets as the axis powers

jovial carbon
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its more efficient than vibe crystal whatever that bullshit is

cursive solar
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hey, at least you don't get 'mystery meat' like your ww1 PTSD stricken father to have as a potential last meal

jovial carbon
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M E A T

errant sentinel
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every meal is a potential last meal if u think about it

cursive solar
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mmmyes rally to the artillery calibration tree and suffer 97% casualty rate

errant sentinel
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you can choke and die easily

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haha look at the monkey who typed too many caps ahahhahaha

atomic meteor
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get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckd

jovial carbon
#

97% ? total victory!

cursive solar
#

entente moment

errant sentinel
#

space marines be like

jovial carbon
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stfu 1v1 uno

atomic meteor
jovial carbon
#

fuk

atomic meteor
jovial carbon
#

cringe

errant sentinel
#

alr

atomic meteor
#

?

jovial carbon
#

bruh

errant sentinel
atomic meteor
errant sentinel
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was gonna be a funny meme but bot says no fun allowed

neat holly
#

I leave for 10 minutes to watch a lecture, and i come back to this?!?

jovial carbon
#

yes

neat holly
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BRuh

errant sentinel
#

nobody expects the spanish inquisition

unkempt spoke
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@errant sentinel one day you enter Home after playing with your Friends for the last time

atomic meteor
jovial carbon
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this is bruhole after all

errant sentinel
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cant do that if i have no friends in the first place

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dab

unkempt spoke
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Imaginary friends count

neat holly
#

So today is a new day fens. What did you learn yesterday

errant sentinel
#

suicide is painless

neat holly
#

I learned that Nicotine is not a cancer causing agent

topaz hedge
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Wait today is a new day?

jovial carbon
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nic- what

neat holly
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yeah, for me its 12

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new day

errant sentinel
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1am hee

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roughly 1am

neat holly
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yeah, Nicotine, as a chemical, is not a cancer causing agent

jovial carbon
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7 in the morn

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what is the causing agent then?

neat holly
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Mostly the other chemicals that float around in tobacco including NNN

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more specifically NNN

jovial carbon
#

No nut november?

errant sentinel
#

no nicotine november

neat holly
#

Naw, its... uuuu

jovial carbon
#

United ultramarine unicorn union?