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Written and performed by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. Performed at Boyds of Bedford - November 2nd - 2018 Featured on the album Awkward Encounters While Walking...
also fuck the 5 second timer
get shreked
ive seen more impressive
Ur just jealous
war?
@woven scarab that man looks like a modern issac newton
Get that off my FOD skaj
iz gud

imagine the taste
x_x am dead
honeslty i don't think it'd be that bad
i mean i like pickles more than i do snickers
skaj here is sharing his weird obsession with pickles
and this on the side
that seem acceptable
@karmic ether https://i.redd.it/cf8kf660rpu31.jpg
ah yes, the mcpingkle
I don't even like pickles
Iβm goat
sorry but its true SUBSCRIBE for more weird stuff: https://www.youtube.com/coolmancoffeedan INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/coolman_coffeedan TWITTER: https:...
@sleek wolf
please tell me you did not take that pic yourself
negative chief
@karmic ether so a guy with an RCMP user image would have a pic from ohio
@crystal jacinth
Nickname - Joseph
Profile pic. - Kira
ive always said, a tolerant society can not tolerate intolerance
its like protecting your enemy, even though what he thinks is against the very fundamentals of your society
Better start packing
@tiny umbra let's not
who wants to join me in doing 40k arma memes huh
What should I eat for dinner/lunch?
uhhh
hmm
i'd go with either subway or fried chicken
mainly that's just because what i'm craving right now
@edgy siren boigers
Ass
Burgers do sound nice


@astral oak are they pins?
i'd go with the tomes one
Which ones
Personal I was thinking restoration and the honey brew mead
But I would like to hear other peopleβs opinion
Illusion
@
sister starts talking shit about me to her boyfriend
me not giving a shit talks back
her keeps going on while telling me to shut up
me also continues spitting facts makes her cry as she threatens me
She threatened to throw a knife at me I said do it bitch
Kill those filthy Wardens
@karmic ether this blobby
heres my video for the month haha ok heading back to the caves Music: β³RPG Music Pack by David Vitas (https://www.youtube.com/user/vitasdavid) β³RPG Music by ...
@analog kernel
Admittedly the adults know what they're doing, winterhome is a cursed place
yup
welp
Iβm goat
Blobs are fat


Gimme hug

Gay

@rose lotus https://youtu.be/msLtodrQdKE
A Breaking Bad Parody starring my cat OwlKitty
A Pogo remix of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Details below. Temba, his arms wide! In Tamarian this signifies the giving of a gift, first heard in the exce...

Season 4, The Way of the Warrior "I find this hand-to-hand combat really quite distasteful!" -Elim Garak
Fucccinnn kizz meh
almost as quacking crazy as everything to do with Epstein, hugh
Sooo... off to mars?
Exactly
bbut you got oceans here @@, rainforests, ice etc @@ whyyyy D:
fuc it almost got meh xD

huh
i thought it was a chicken wing

Sooo, no DMT in office areas?
I've been their. killed a few guys who were trapped, and then blew myself up to respawn.
I like foxhole
same
laugh track
Yes but what if u add bread between the ramen
bread on and in the ramen
what
And cheese on the bread
instead of playing games
i found a playlist with 600 classic youtube videos
@sick wind that was a misclick btw
lmao its all good
i meant to copy the link but instead sent you an invite
@sleek wolf link me too
Why must this be canon now Matty?
@karmic ether You know what that might actually be tasty because raw ramen is fresh and tasty as fuck
You don't even need to cook it
I have a fun fact discord that I just discovered (Maybe some of you already know it ...) If you click on your nickname at the bottom left, above your #xxxx, you will see " copied! "... Try multiple times π (without spamclicking)
@pure ember yeah i mean i could see myself eating it
Owo
@native sable is that the machine from submachine?
@olive thicket nice try im not clicking that
Mr alchieeee :3
@olive thicket ur baned
Looks like I got someone
Is it possible to knock out one of your hard drives
Like when you hit your computer on accident it just nudges it and it gets loose or something
@sleek wolf if you hit it hard enough while it's running the needle can scratch the disk
and make it basically unusable
Shit
My pc reset itself and now half of my things are gone
Because one of my drIves are missing
rip
you sure maybe a power cable didn't come loose or anything?
sometimes computers can just be dumb too
i've had moments where i boot up my PC and it says no drives available but then i restart and everythings normal
Everything looks normal on the inside
have this video to soothe you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFmC7hd1hno
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When it restarted and I saw everything gone I was t worried
I was just like what the heck
Now ima restart again
good luck
It wasweird
I booted up medieval 2 total war
Abd it just reset itsel
I've just about
With technology
@karmic ether I think it was just being retarted
Fuck yes everything is back
Give me more blob emotes
Thank you
Gimme hug
Clipazine is apparently profanity according to infinity ward
Ur mum gay

Cyoot
no u
Wat
bamboozled
Smh

Smh
Heβs allowed his own opinion
snrk
Wat?
Dum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9XOSzVb0O0
Second floor basement?
A compilation of recurring phrases and questions from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes, with a few random jokes thrown in for fun. Special thanks to Carlito...
omfg yes. Give me bus
Love it !
Love these Bosston Dynamics videos. It's a satirical warning of what we are doing. https://t.co/hE6nZ9JFOp
13001
31787
im ded
hi ded im dad
We drive a vintage Volkswagen Beetle and discover that if you don't think of it as "car," it's really not a bad car! Merch: Hats: https://motoloot.com/produc...
xD\
hey i can chat again
Peace was never an option. https://t.co/Gg5pE2s6uZ
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XD
Smh whoever made that poster doesn't know what province Ottawa is in
Should be Ontario not Quebec
Silly Americans
Im from neither of those countries, but i also dont know
im from the us and dont know what the hell your talkin about
Ottawa is the capital city of Canada
Ottawa is in the province of Ontario
Toronto, the city the devs are based in, is the capital of Ontario
@signal wadi Canada has a french speaking population because the province of quebec was a french colony before the 7 years war
they actually almost succeeded in trying to leave Canada once
I mean
Vietnam was also once a french colony... do you hear them saying Baguette??
Vietnam>Canada
the quebecois really like their heritage
So they got indoctrinated
apart from the native americans there were no other people in quebec when the french came
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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the year is 2194. following the 2041 energy crisis a war had erupted wiping 90% of humanity into oblivion. by 2074 things were looking better as the population has recovered back to 25% of 2040. but disaster had struck in 2100 as the turn of the century triggered a glitch in the military satellites harboring all the remaining nukes which came thundering down on what remained of the american continent wiping all live off it. the dirt which was blasted into the outer atmosphere caused the earth to progressively cool down resulting in a new ice age. the emp of the nukes fried all sensitive electrical equipment such as medical machinery. living in a new ice age with almost no medical aid humanity slowly dwindled down. 28th of October 2194 the last human alive turns off his computer. a scratch got infected. he can barely move anymore because of his fever... maybe just a little nap
Changed my Adobe plan and had a tech help me change it on the site and his name was Arbind Pal, after the help I thanked him and said thanks Arbind you've been a real pal today
I'm awful lmao
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imagine throwing your money at an over ambitious game with a $27000 USD DLC that isnt even in development yet
@edgy siren advertising
its a referral link
more like who can afford it
You guys see the virus discord has?
What virus
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/discord-turned-into-an-info-stealing-backdoor-by-new-malware/ @edgy siren
Scary stuff
Bummer
just download more ram
Stranger Danger
In case you're wondering, go to '%AppData%\Discord[version]\modules\discord_modules\index.js' and '%AppData%\Discord[version]\modules\discord_desktop_core\index.js' if you're paranoid - both of those files should only have one line of code. If they don't, uninstall and reinstall Discord
open them in a text editor like notepad or notepad++
anyone here strong with programming in C and mind helping me with some homework?
Watched Overlord, had flashbacks of DH event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H6SjK79hcU
In the eve of D-Day, American paratroopers drop behind enemy lines to penetrate the walls of a fortified church and destroy a radio transmitter. As the soldi...
Playing french foreign legion for the marine corps ball
FFL 
Fuck fuck llama?
Meanwhile I only use discord on mobile
When you call me out, can you introduce me as Art Vandelay? Changed thumbnail. Thanks to user thkoby for suggesting the name Geoker!
@sleek wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NBd6liTl74
So this happened today.... (this is my friends video not mine)
ted cruz is my big tiddy goth gf
dont @ me
@karmic ether
do i need to elaborate
let me show you.


Ww
Oo
Ee
Aa
serbs stronk
My pp stronk
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dang that's an interesting video
Love is like gasoline
"Why like gasoline?"
Because... it costs too much and can be switched for alcohol.
In our first season, we did man eats everything. In our second season, we did man eats everything as an ice cream topping. In our third season, we did man ea...
here is a doc i did in the 8th grade. anyone can edit i expect to see this doc ruined tomorrow https://docs.google.com/document/d/18XD94QJNsYjqokBE2jeJhxdTjH-kNxbslkU_JzgqSFE/edit?usp=sharing
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i want this doc to be total cancer
who ever wrote this on my doc. fuck you
lol twas me
piss off
i should have know
that was a skaj
move
dont diss the title
the fall of the 3rd reich and the rise of the red tide in the east. is a great title
here's my most recent history paper
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F_NUK23WQ4JDTnlhgROnK9V71NGZYmKdPA0aNLtx33s/edit?usp=sharing
if we're posting docs now
im going to watch you work
it's finished
send me more
turned it in like 2 weeks ago
i want to watch you work
no
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1igEftmv7VHNfktGjFqUI7Y5ixoAkVmbuqnqj7R20kZ0/edit?usp=sharing
7th grade
your not even on it
looked at it for 7 seconds and saw all i needed to see
adowable
CRoCoDiLes KiNg Of ThE SwAmP
Hey y'all.
If you had the opportunity and can choose only one, what would you do? Go to the gym or do martial arts?
And why?
martial arts. not only do you get fit doing that but you can protect yourself in a fight
the latter seem to have more benefit
THE PILOT IS HERE!! Follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopu...
π
The animation style looks like some Cartoon Network standard for me, which is nice
@kind birch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs
A Pogo remix of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Details below. Temba, his arms wide! In Tamarian this signifies the giving of a gift, first heard in the exce...
oh yeah i heard of that thing
Friend of mine introduced me to it
?
Didn't it get greenlit one way or another?
Thats a good one
(β-shit)^2
Shit just got real π
Challenging me to a meme duel i see.
First mistake
smort
nice crop
dummy
okay fine,
The more I look at my memes the more i see that half of them i really cant use here
@charred atlas i sent that to sir and he said nothing to me
i'm gonna vore you
i'm gonna vore you
SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY and LEARN THE SCRIPT
Pretty clever
The G in America stands for proper gun laws
Bruh has to make it political
golly
the end of the 41st war or AKA dead harvest
Hugz
π€
oof
retches
LMAO
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How
Oh i thought this was today
GO READ MY COLUMN! http://autotradr.co/Oversteer The 2020 Shelby GT500 is the ultimate Ford Mustang -- and you can easily equip one to more than $100,000. To...
Heroes and generals literally added the physical manifestation of "vibe check" https://steamcommunity.com/games/HeroesAndGenerals/announcements/detail/1655562777668970316
Baseball bats
Is the current war still up or did wardens win?
can yall vote small for this civ game https://www.strawpoll.me/18863898
^
Muhahaha
Stole a vehicle on foxhole and drove it around at night behind enemy lines only to ride over an entire platoon and hear them yelling "EYY FUKK YU" I'm dying XD
Lol
@sour lance Hi
Ahh yes
tfw I spent 45 minutes dissecting a phishing mail supposedly sent from my own email account
and I don't mean just checking the email text or stuff, but really looking at the headers and each of the mail servers it passed through
ngl it spooked me, but it smelled fishy from the start
what's funny is the more I look it up, the more I find near identical scam/phishing mails
almost found a word for word copy already
my favorites when my own number calls me
I was definitely worried, and I gotta thank the man for spurring me to finally change my google account password
But if you look at the original message, with all the headers and stuff
it's always
So it's
From: <email>
To: <email>
the headers in the phishing mail was
From: email
To: <email>
On the other hand, the return-path gave <email> which wasn't my address at all
it claims it sent the mail from my own account
but when I send an email to myself using either my gmail or gmail linked account
it returns "to me" and "to [screenname]", respectively
whereas an email sent to me from outside my own account does have the same 'To:' as the phishing mail
So the evidence was stacking up by the minute that it was a phishing mail
the claim I got hacked was also very vague, as no details other than the address the mail was sent to were shared
best guess using tracing websites is that it came from Brazil
fuckin' wankers
except Leo, Leo's cool
yeah, it's hard to trace any farther without a subpoena since a lot of them use throwaway sites through web hosters
@past nimbus
what browser is that
that's a snout
vivaldi
Yea that looks pretty shit
I have also seen goats
and it does not have a beard
i pet a goat once
i went to my dads friends house who owns goat
i helped build his barn
and he has multiple goats
chinese food is the last place i want to see a snout in though
we call him the goat man
fun fact: goats and sheep don't have upper front teeth, just a bony gum pad
interesting
just because as kids we knew he had goats
however, their molars are razor sharp
both sets of teeth allow them to forage more effectively
so you're saying we should load our cannons with goat molars?
yeah, but it's a possible source of ammunition
would yinglet teeth work @plain mountain
i would have never thought to save my goat molars for artillery fire
do not use yinglet teeth
why not
cause dats mean

nothing
very interesting fact
did you know that goats have 4-compartmented stomachs? a single stomach split up into 4 different chambers makes sure that the goat absorbs the most nutrition it can from its sometimes limited diet. this process also involves food from the first chamber being regurgitated back into the mouth to chew it to process the food further, this is known as "chewing cud," and is why you sometimes see goats just chewing on seemingly nothing after they've eaten
Do you know Iβm gay
no but thanks for telling us 
Thatβs gross
βYes! This is a declaration of social war, it is a millennial uprising!β
OK BOOMER
hello people
hello mister prankish twenty four
Prankish wrong chat
how are you this fine evening

Which AI ASSISTANT would you bang?
what's APGW? ._.
@meager mist All i know is most of ai assistants are voiced by old ladies, so.... i aint banging grandmothers :/
wtf
im too young for this shit
Woah π
fucking furries
also when i was a kid i played fucking bioshock and dead space
When I was a kid bioshock and deadspace didnβt exist
Big Wang
was trying to make a joke fox
as in post pics of your wang
get it?
funny right?
did i entertain you?
why is your username jayjayaidan
your name is aidan?
i thought you were a fellow jay
π¦
dude
my minecraft username is just jay then my birth date
i didnt have imagination either lol
i just call myself jay5455 because i kept forgeting my lego universe username and one of the random ones it picked for me was jay5455
and for some reason 5455 is ingrained in my memory now so i never forget it
RIP lego universe btw
oh and the reason i go as disk only for foxhole is because i started out foxhole with a joke name
i hate disk, it's a terrible name
but it's what people know me as so i keep it
everywhere else i'm jay
datnicka also changed his username
dont remember what his new one is though
maybe if he stopped being an ass

i was too shy of a kid to make videos
im still too pussy to make any
i recently discovered how much storage space recordings take btw
like jesus christ why the fuck does it take tens of gigs
nah i'm just kidding about green day
wait scratch that
no i do hate them
oof
my ears
you killed my ears fox
left a like and a comment for ya
6 years ago though
yikes
social media in general is cancer
but still will never die
dont you dare start doxing these guys
just some funny stuff i recorded while waiting for fuel
Pp
yes i did say that

no he just want to be normal gay
@limber minnow you sound like youβve discovered a plethora of βcould-be memesβ
Pokemon go
hmmm
The Outside World
I can see it right there.
Just bum-rush this person at full speed, and steal their umbrella. Then youβre set. @drowsy cipher
Nobody is going to argue with a man full-sprint tackling an umbrella.
They already took the bus
Damn....
I think i'll play some burnout paradise
If they were waiting for a bus
This means you can partisan the next umbrellers.
π
Have people asked you why you are taking pictures of passer-bys yet?
no one looks at our store while its raining 
@drowsy cipher maybe you should just be against the window doing weird things
Iβm sure people would look at the store.
Especially if you go around snatching umbrellas, telling them the only way to retrieve them is by entering the store.
= profit.... lawsuits
Jesus that notification
Not easy leading bunch of brasilians
@fierce swan fuc u too
;-;
@karmic ether a scene from the yellow submarine movie
huh
@drowsy cipher @drowsy cipher @drowsy cipher @drowsy cipher @drowsy cipher
what
@drowsy cipher @drowsy cipher
@sleek wolf @sleek wolf @sleek wolf @sleek wolf @sleek wolf
@karmic ether @karmic ether @sleek wolf @sleek wolf @drowsy cipher
@sleek wolf @drowsy cipher @karmic ether
@sleek wolf @sleek wolf
!skip
@astral oak
nO pOlItIcS
@safe aspen we cant use that chat anymore now
π
I expected it to go 4-5 people before it stopped
you know FOD better than that
if we can spam crabs on end we can keep that going too xD
Well, I'd be more surprised if it was #foxhole-discussion that did that
@safe aspen
gotta be buddies with sir first
buddification process initiated
when its that easy
skaj I thought you had morals
what's morals
aren't those small creatures?
caaaspaaaar
@silver urchin no u


How much is gtfo
Ah
Whenβs that ?
Tomorrow
I signed up for that forever ago
Added to wish list
To get in you head to their discord and message their bot
Good to know it didnβt go under the radar
But yeah they also give you a fourpack when you sign up for the beta
I signed up, but there's an issue?
???
They should send you an email
And the email has a discord link
And then you talk to the bot
GTFO? That's a interesting name lol
And then you get 4 copies of GTFO
I wish you said smth like "And then the bot tells you to GTFO"

I got mine all fine and dandy. Whats going on with yours?
it does look kinda neat
aight, I'll say I'll keep an eye on it and promptly forget all about it a week later
You get πͺ
teey
Yes
The title says it all. I don't own any images, sounds or characters in this video...
hey does anyone want to do anything on steam remote play
i'm in eu, good internet, have games
hi
yeet
why is this on the top
welcome to the language channel archive
who wants to play games with me on steam remote play
and now its at the asshole of Foxhole discord
welcome to warden voice channels
We have made it
who wants to earrape
Off Topic World Tour
warden bias acquired
how do you like it, being in a voice channel of an objectively inferior side
ah yes
hang on where the fuck am i
we are going everywhere boys
this is #general-discussion
the international party bus

appeal my ban
my truck stuckkk!!!!
hi, I wopuld like to appeal ban
bn aple
do you like pizza?
Acquilius ban me so the people start a revolution
acquilius ban people who don't want to play with me
any last words?
(that's everyone)

oh its not in mo- holdup
!ban @everyone

Offtoilliad
REEEEEEEE
todd no
todd was in the chess club
fuck todd
cringe club
16 times
you can fit the number "4" 16 times into the number of squares on a chess board
did you ask me to say chessclub 16 times?
i'm gonna ping that mod who said he'll ban you
and thus your last words will be "chess club"
chessclub
nothing says "lung cancer" and "financial ruin" like comic sans
chessclub CHESS CLUB
what
gunshot
get nae naed
π₯π«
why live
shoots at @sinful bridge
@dusky furnace if you were to post the actual video F

theres a youtube video over that GIF, the words in it would bring dyno in faster then maple syrup and Canadians
are canadians real though
have you ever seen one
i am one, or am i real?
@wintry patio I heard they have no jaws and their heads are split in half
they wear flannel, i've heard
I wonder what would happen if Brett said he DID look like a bitch. I decided to edit together the famous apartment scene in Pulp Fiction into 1 whole sequenc...
I heard they have a show called Terrence and Philip
They don't use U
Theyr're probably nice
bodies never decay where they live due to permafrost
atrocious
i mean that's clever
what do you people think about the new steam update?
play remote play with me
i think its alright but eh
no anyone i meant lol
remember that one time tom hanks almost jumped off the twin towers because he thought a game of dnd was real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfxXug5ZMdk
Guri is ultra sleepy
@quasi grail
im scared
dear lord. an entire devblog dedicated to music.
Don't get me wrong, I like warbands music and the music for bannerlord will probably be good. But a whole devblog dedicated to it? Seems a bit much
dan no
@plain mountain you name has the word poop in it π
π±
To everyone in the community no matter who they are.
Just do the schwarzenegger method of nut by doing exercise for November
π
I think the main topic is about not fapping.
@hollow coral If you get laid, I don't think it breaks your streak.
yeah, getting laid is different from masturbation
although I'd be wary about foreplay
avoid it if you can - better safe than sorry
The fuck is going on here
no nut november preparations
If you get the urge to masturbate, just play Foxhole.
Well, my girlfriend has strep throat. Can I get an F in chat for my lack of head?
F
Getting an F from the enemy. Feels good.
Colonial design tho
Heil dir im Siegerkranz
owo
[pop filter intensifies]
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@kind birch how does hexadecimal work
The hexadecimal numeral system, often shortened to "hex", is a numeral system made up of 16 symbols (base 16). The standard numeral system is called decimal (base 10) and uses ten symbols: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. Hexadecimal uses the decimal numbers and six extra symbols. Ther...
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