road to 200k messages

[quick dawn]

hopefully he stays in the newcastle reserves

[hallow anchor]

We get a mini wildcard before afcon and another one after that

And can stock up 5 transfers

Wildcard isn't that valuable

Better than bleeding points every week

[quick dawn]

i only did it bcz of saka

but this way i can have salah for burnley and everton

problem is haaland has good fix again after

i might have to use fts to get haaland back or fh vs burnley

[hallow anchor]

I think I will use my free hit when Salah has an easy game and haaland has a hard one

[quick dawn]

i can fh in haaland and fh out palace players vs pool

[pale tiger]

Let's rock

[oak furnace]

what defender is best to get for RAN if I'm wc7?

I'm thinking vvd

But also don't mind porro

[orchid plank]

Please don’t tell me you made the Utd transfers this week

If Mbeumo or Yoro gets injured today it isn’t unlucky

[slim bane]

Injuries and they panic

[pale tiger]

yeah i didnt

[cerulean cape]

Might just keep villa 1 more gw

Maybe sell Rogers but keep watkins

Not sure

[cedar hull]

Munoz probably

[silent jasper]

Dorgu clears for Utd def tbh

[pale tiger]

true , but happy with yoro he got me defcons last game and a differential

[little delta]

For who

[quick dawn]

kudus/dango/reijnders if you cant afford semenyo

[broken patio]

Gw6 then

[quick dawn]

i might fh6

wait i didnt see that haha

bruno vs burnley

salah vs burnley

salah vs everton

haaland vs burnley

bruno vs sunderland

salah vs utd

seems solid

and ill fh out mateta/munoz vs lpool

[hallow anchor]

Liverpool have palace away then?

@broken patio

My team will be great for that

Double Forest defence home Sunderland, double spurs def home wolves, Haaland cap ezpz

I'm eying up gw 5 when city are away at arsenal

Free hit in Salah home everton

[orchid plank]

But you’d want him for 4 against Burnley

[hallow anchor]

Although I may get isak if he signs and triple Liverpool attack without Salah is more than enough

[hallow anchor]

City home United isn't that bad

My GKs both have bad fixtures though

Idk I'm trusting my read that Liverpool will share the points around their attackers more this year

If isak signs I think he will be by far the best Liverpool pick

[orchid plank]

I mean if you already have gakpo wirtz then your probably fine for that gw

4-0 win and you’ll probably expect gakpo wirtz to have similar to salah

[hallow anchor]

Captaincy is brutal when you don't own at all though

I gained 10 points on the field from it week 1 (should have been more)

Probably give those back this week

[little delta]

fh4

[little delta]

rather just roll if palmer is fine

[orchid plank]

But you’d want him for 5 against Everton H

Surely you don’t want to come back to Haaland in 5 against Arsenal

[hallow anchor]

Will die on the hill that Salah isn't worth 14.5 this season

But yes haaland vs arsenal is bad

You can cap someone else though

[orchid plank]

Watkins against Sunderland is the only other shout

but team form now is awful

[hallow anchor]

Wirtz Gakpo isak

Vvd

[orchid plank]

Still back fixture over form anyways

[hallow anchor]

Week 5 is bad in general, dunno who you would even get on free hit

[orchid plank]

worst week to

[hallow anchor]

Only bad teams have good fixtures

[orchid plank]

and the teams that have good fixture in 5 have a promoted team on the side of the fh

palace forest

[silent jasper]

is this for GW5? I reckon Mateta (C) is better because he face West Ham

[hallow anchor]

No point even thinking about that yet

[orchid plank]

I just know some are gonna panic wc out their double villa attack to then waste a fh when they play a promoted team in 5

then use another 2fts to get them back in for 7 against Burnley

[hollow ermine]

Is worth holding squirtz up to the Burnley game

[cedar hull]

Wait for him to play first

[waxen river]

Hopefully esteve injury isn’t bad

Otherwise palmer needs transferring out

Wait is he even injured

Or am I tripping

[hallow anchor]

Could also end up holding 2 more weeks for their weekly 4 points combined

[orchid plank]

wouldn’t be surprised if they returned in 3 and 4

fine to keep

[violet temple]

Don't know if I sell marmoush before brighton

He's kinda shit but it's a decent fix

[oak furnace]

oh yes actually i like that

porro vs Munoz

[wanton whale]

I’d sell

Even if he starts against Brighton he could be benched the week after

[elder cargo]

3/4 midfielders injured in one week

[cedar hull]

rutter not in squad

[elder cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-12405487584384624752

[cedar hull]

L pick

should have gone dango

[acoustic edge]

this game bro

[elder cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-wwe-gif-4323340437230587252

[wanton whale]

Maybe he’s slept in

Might not be injured

[elder cargo]

Enough

[wanton whale]

You wildcarding?

[elder cargo]

It’s certainly an option now

My team has been absolutely blitzed

[cedar hull]

saka palmer rutter?

[zealous forum]

De Cuyper & O'Reilly getting ready for a game of Slapsies

[elder cargo]

Yes

[cedar hull]

peak

easy -4

[elder cargo]

I’ll manage one more week and do WC4

[cedar hull]

you got bruno?

[elder cargo]

No and I can’t say I want him tbh

[cedar hull]

literally get to cap gw3

then wc4 if you want

[elder cargo]

I’d actually be more inclined for Cunha pending how they play today

[cedar hull]

bruno cunha mbeumo 1 week punt pre wc lmao

nah obv dango over one of them

he clears

even gets defcon

[silent jasper]

Fplcord gonna have 532 for this week due to Palmer and Rutter not in squad

[cedar hull]

im already on 541

[violet temple]

Guiu one off the bench

We might be keeping marmoush for one more long week

[little delta]

lol, people really have rutter?

[violet temple]

people have a good 6m mid

[wanton whale]

that would be dango

[violet temple]

rutter better but he's injured

I think I'd rather ndoye over dango

[acoustic edge]

might just buy anderson atp

[wanton whale]

no

[violet temple]

L

[little delta]

whats the dango hype

cause he scored and hit def cons?

[wanton whale]

his data is insane

[acoustic edge]

warra sample size

but yeah

[wanton whale]

good fixtures

[acoustic edge]

and plays sunderland next

[wanton whale]

from last season?

lmao

[cedar hull]

you clearly werent there for my dango propaganda last night

[violet temple]

well I haven't had a look into it considering we had no idea rutter was gonna get injured

[cedar hull]

#1271658771730534476 message

[silent jasper]

Palmer and Rogers to Semenyo and Dango
If Palmer is injured

[violet temple]

wasn't dango a bench player last season

[cedar hull]

2000 mins

[acoustic edge]

fairs

[cedar hull]

good enough sample

[silent jasper]

Bro was a trap last season
I owned him for all his blanks

[violet temple]

Yeah it's an alright enough sample

[cedar hull]

0.63xgi90

[acoustic edge]

11 g/a in 21 starts asw

okay i’m moved

[cedar hull]

0.38 xg, 0.25xa

[little delta]

5m itb

[cedar hull]

also got defcon

[violet temple]

where u getting xa from

[cedar hull]

fbref

[violet temple]

Shows 0.15 on fotmob

[violet temple]

ah ok

[cerulean cape]

Team anal has a lot of rutter

[acoustic edge]

fixtures until wc12

[cerulean cape]

W?

[silent jasper]

Points > Money ITB

[cerulean cape]

Or do they get another spurs def as sub

[acoustic edge]

good until gw9 at least

[violet temple]

No I own rutter too

[violet temple]

They do

[cedar hull]

they get porro off bench i think

[cerulean cape]

Palmer tvo

[silent jasper]

Lucky

[cerulean cape]

More like romero

[violet temple]

I'm getting guiu off the bench 😂

[cerulean cape]

Oh

[cedar hull]

i started porro now everyones getting him off bench smh

[cerulean cape]

Fuck it, still win

Avg sub for rutter will be less than 3

[silent jasper]

Same

[cedar hull]

they still have to use a transfer on him

[cerulean cape]

Wc3 popular

[little delta]

I dont get it

[violet temple]

Need either palmer or rutter to be fine

[cerulean cape]

Saka, ran, frimpong, palmer

Rutter

Villa being dog

[cedar hull]

tough

[cerulean cape]

Bowen being bad

JSl too

Wc3 incoming

[violet temple]

wc3 is fine id try keeping it for later

[cerulean cape]

Going triple arsenal def

[violet temple]

Can just use the 2 ft on injuries for me

[cedar hull]

use ft to get united assets gw3 then wc4

imo

[violet temple]

Next couple are meh

[cedar hull]

• dango

[silent jasper]

Double Spurs def too

[cerulean cape]

Raya, gabriel, saliba, murillo, milenkovic

[cedar hull]

where munoz

[cerulean cape]

Sorry 7atb

[violet temple]

I got a decent enough team from gw4 onwards so I don't think I have to wc

[cerulean cape]

I forgot

[violet temple]

As long as I can sort these mids

[cerulean cape]

Romero, porro

[little delta]

Arsenal from gw7 for me but idk

[cedar hull]

munoz + lacroix ofc

[silent jasper]

Romero + VDV

[cerulean cape]

11 defs outscores a normal team tbh

Everyone blanking anymore

Anyway

[earnest torrent]

No Rutter?

What happened?

[modern vector]

no idea

welbeck wasn't in the squad last week

[earnest torrent]

Well Guess I get Esteve off the bench then

[rugged meteor]

dunno but my 6 poitn vdv finds a way off the bench

[untold mica]

No one knows

[lavish parcel]

Hoping both games arent goalfest

I've got Tark, Murillo and Lacroix playing

[oak furnace]

need nfo cs or mateta goal

[lavish parcel]

We know forest ain't keeping cs

Not even Everton is

[novel harbor]

paqueta winning the georgino rutter war 🥱

[cedar hull]

wasnt even a war bro

[cerulean cape]

I'm manifesting this forest cs so much, I put money on 0-0, 0-1 and 0-2

[waxen river]

Rogers Palmer to boomo cunha gw3 then wc gw4 looking tasty

Triple united

[cerulean cape]

I want palace to attack cos defcon but need a forest cs

Its hard

[wanton whale]

yeah not enough rn

[cerulean cape]

Dont see palace doing much tbh

Unless set piece

[wanton whale]

they look non threatening without eze as expected

they defo score tho, one of those weeks

[surreal ocean]

as if i need two emergency transfers already

[silent jasper]

My friend sold Grealish for Rejinders

[oak furnace]

wow Grealish

[oak furnace]

and it won't be mateta

[cerulean cape]

Still a good move lol

[oak furnace]

lmao how

[silent jasper]

chasing points but got backfired 😭

[cerulean cape]

I would pay 1m.more for reijnders than grealish

Also madueke is 7m? Wtf

[silent jasper]

actually my friend got Grealish and Ndiaye in GW1, imagine if he stuck with that he would feasted that Everton goal so hard
He still got Ndiaye

[surreal ocean]

why did they price schade at 7m as well

[cerulean cape]

Kinda fair

Talisman without mbeumo and wissa arguably

[oak furnace]

Outarra season instead

[cerulean cape]

The game launched before he joined init

[surreal ocean]

i am second bottom in my ml

this is a joke

[cerulean cape]

Need forest to score, palace defs will farm all the bonus if 0-0

[surreal ocean]

i need some points soon to stay with the pack

[prime plinth]

My last 3 changes to my team was gyok ndiaye and gakpo to bowen rogers and wirtz

Sold for the boring template picks that i didn't even like

[surreal ocean]

tbf ndiaye and gakpo were still template

and bowen isnt ?

[prime plinth]

Not really

[surreal ocean]

maybe not thread template but definitely amongst creators and the algo

[prime plinth]

Ndiaye kind of was but fell out of most

Esp when rogers was confirmed

[wanton whale]

palace goal loading sadly

[surreal ocean]

make it stop

[prime plinth]

Is what it is. Expected ndiaye to do well anyway

[cerulean cape]

Btw I've watched about 270 mins of foot all at my local pub this season

0 goals

Seen

[prime plinth]

Rogers just a dumb pick by me

[surreal ocean]

oh at least i get guiu off the bench for rutter

[prime plinth]

Can't even be mad

[surreal ocean]

its not crazy

didnt realise villa would be that crap

but his stats arent amazing

[prime plinth]

Rogers coming off an injury in a worse role with poor production at points

It was just a bad pick

End of

[surreal ocean]

alr mr hindsight

[cedar hull]

can you watch all the forest everton and spurs games please for my defenders

[prime plinth]

He was producing not much for villa in the latter stages of the season. It was simply a bad pick

Not hindsight

He might be a good pick for gw 5-7

That's about it

[copper hinge]

Are you at the local pub rn?

[cerulean cape]

Yes

[copper hinge]

Nice

[cerulean cape]

Watching forest

[surreal ocean]

jazzy put your phone up to the tv and stream the game

[cerulean cape]

I saw 2x 0-0s full 90

2nd half city spurs

[copper hinge]

Keep watching

[cerulean cape]

Now palace forest

Ffs

[copper hinge]

No toilet breaks

[cerulean cape]

Cursed

[wanton whale]

FFS

[fleet oracle]

Is there a way to check DCon in game?

[cerulean cape]

Sarr

[prime plinth]

Need forest cs somehow

[wanton whale]

cba

goal sarr

[surreal ocean]

maybe double forest was the worst idea i've ever had

[oak furnace]

we all went double forest

[prime plinth]

Ffs

[cerulean cape]

Munoz too

[oak furnace]

any chance of a mateta goal

[cerulean cape]

Ffs

[copper hinge]

Atleast I have munoz

[prime plinth]

Ggs dead game

Munoz ofc

[copper hinge]

Ur shitting on me

[oak furnace]

I'm going ran to munoz

palmer to mbeumo

cba

[prime plinth]

I might wc3 atp

[oak furnace]

Rogers and Watkins better repay me

[surreal ocean]

whats the palmer situation

[cedar hull]

should have kept triple palace 😭

[cerulean cape]

Ive seen a goal at least

Kms

[prime plinth]

We need milenkovic header

[keen wren]

Munozzz

[silent jasper]

of course without Mateta involvement, team in shambles

[prime plinth]

Munoz owners so lucky

Trash pick

[surreal ocean]

so i said forest wouldnt be able to keep up their cs

[prime plinth]

[silent jasper]

it's calculated

Palace are at home tbh

[surreal ocean]

and then i doubled up

like a genius

[prime plinth]

Pure cope from ne

Me

Munoz was always decent pick

A shame that everything possible has gone against. Even saka captain

[copper hinge]

• Anderson swings the corner in… Murillo with the flicks on at the near post… it finds Milenković at the back stick — and he buries it!*

I couldn’t even get that right

I give up

[prime plinth]

Just have to accept it. The other picks that were in my 2nd last team all doing well

[silent jasper]

same ffs

[prime plinth]

Typical fpl

[surreal ocean]

@novel harbor did your solio reset once the season started ?

wanted to see which gw1 draft i should have chosen

[hollow ermine]

You lot said double forest defence was the play

[oak furnace]

i can't believe i fell for this double forest hype

last year i was the biggest forest hater

never owned one of their players

[hollow ermine]

Please remove me from the thread

I’ve been saying

[oak furnace]

If i didn't come into this chat i wouldn't have picked them again

[hollow ermine]

I don’t know why I indulge in analytics things

[oak furnace]

everyone in here sucked em off

[elder cargo]

Bro asked for it and continued to type

[hollow ermine]

It didn’t work red

Try now

[cerulean cape]

Imagine being influenced lmao

[silent jasper]

what position is KDH playing as? Might need to ship him off
Bro isn't farming any points or DC for me 😭

[cedar hull]

niko blames someone else for his decisions every year

[lavish parcel]

I was told Tark has a goal scoring threat

[cedar hull]

no one said that pastry

[lavish parcel]

Bro almost assisted Brighton

[silent jasper]

I am doing worse than him yet I am not complaining as much as him tbh

[cerulean cape]

This thread must have like the lowest point score avg

[surreal ocean]

thread meta fail

wrap it up

[cerulean cape]

Most of us barely have 70

In this thread

[quick dawn]

ffs

[silent jasper]

I haven't even hit 60 yet 😭

[quick dawn]

validating not picking forest def on wc

[lavish parcel]

70 like In total or just this gw?

[silent jasper]

total ofc

[surreal ocean]

could be worse

but not much worse

[silent jasper]

wait till you see my rank

[quick dawn]

munoz pts before i have him in my team

[cerulean cape]

40 players in the league

18 are below 6.5m

[silent jasper]

This is as bad as yours tbh, I am really cooked

[cerulean cape]

80 or less points

[quick dawn]

ill probably be like 3 mil after salah plays

[lavish parcel]

Tark and Lacroix cs with their DC points is gonna hit like a crack

[surreal ocean]

stay strong, decisions not drafts make good seasons

[lavish parcel]

I could be 100 by the end of GW2

[silent jasper]

yep, which is why I am still playing this game
If not I could have pull an Ayy after last GW

[cerulean cape]

This thread is so mudded

[quick dawn]

tbh everyone hiveminding palmer and watkins over saka and gyokores was a bit dumb

[cerulean cape]

6-7 gw decision

[surreal ocean]

palmer was a good shout and i wont hear anything of it

[cerulean cape]

Saka/gyokeres best fixtures was this gw

[silent jasper]

fixture and Arsenal are meh for their fixture tbh

[lavish parcel]

I wonder how many of them have Watkins as well

[cerulean cape]

Palmer's team scored 5 vs west ham

[quick dawn]

well palmer on the right probably would have done well

[lavish parcel]

Assuming they didn't have JP

[copper hinge]

I hope you said this before gw1 aswell

[quick dawn]

i can agree with that

but palmer cam never scores

no i went with a lot of hivemind picks

i just went haaland over salah

[silent jasper]

in hindsight we didn't know Villa turn into dogshit after friendlies, they were scoring goals for fun esp for Watkins + Rogers
This is really a bad take tbh

[cerulean cape]

Btw analcord is also mudded

So there's that

They're doing as bad

[quick dawn]

ive had a fine start i need this wc to do well

i have a good plan wc3 fh6 haaland vs burnley

[cerulean cape]

Not ruling out any moves this gw myself

Maybe 1,2,3 moves or wc

[silent jasper]

depends on Palmer really, if he is fine you could bank FT and have 3FT in GW4 to work around with

[lavish parcel]

I need to do 3 moves

[cerulean cape]

Palmer straight swap to someone else and get JP poss

[quick dawn]

i have good captain choices the next 6 gws

[lavish parcel]

Haaland is pretty much locked to come in

[quick dawn]

well as long as bruno does well

[cerulean cape]

Palmer to reijnders and 4.5m fwd to JP maybe

[quick dawn]

i sold him on wc

[lavish parcel]

Need him as my Gw3 and Gw3 cap

[cerulean cape]

JP on pens with no palmer

I assume

[quick dawn]

i also sold jp

haha

[cerulean cape]

Why

[silent jasper]

sounds good tbh

[quick dawn]

but could get him back

[stone perch]

Ndiaye assisted by Greaselip

[cerulean cape]

He's rising in price

[stone perch]

Oh Happy days

[cerulean cape]

You get the players you want last minute

And farm rises

[quick dawn]

mateta or jp

[stone perch]

JP

[quick dawn]

mateta great fix and fh when he plays pool

[silent jasper]

surely JP

[cerulean cape]

Jp could easily rise twice

[stone perch]

I'm only interested by Munoz at Palace

[silent jasper]

Mateta isn't doing anything for me right now

[stone perch]

I just hope Kudus didn't rise

[lavish parcel]

Is JP rising tonight?

[cerulean cape]

I dont want to wc actually

[quick dawn]

i only lost out on kudus rise but i dont think ill keep him

[cerulean cape]

Not selling triple forest drf before west ham

[quick dawn]

bowen goal will hit like crack

[lavish parcel]

West Ham have scored 1 goal so far

Conceded 8

[quick dawn]

big ange at the wheel

[lavish parcel]

3 or 4 from corners

[novel harbor]

yes but u can check ur old branches when u go to projections in the top right

[lavish parcel]

Milenkovic value

Just sad I don't have him

[cerulean cape]

Palmer to semenyo and 4.5m to pedro

[surreal ocean]

hm maybe im missing smthn. prjections doesnt change my branches on the left

[cerulean cape]

That's the move

[stone perch]

Might need Wood for that game

Why are you selling Palmer

[cerulean cape]

?

[valid ocean]

It’s so kneejerk that i don’t think i wanna do it

[cerulean cape]

Why do you think im selling palmer

If palmer out, jp on pens

[quick dawn]

mateta has villa sunderland west ham, pedro has fulham brentford utd

[cerulean cape]

Also im not holding palmer when im 8m itw

And hes injured

[cedar hull]

same but dango over semenyo for me

[quick dawn]

why is cash rising lmao

[lavish parcel]

Is there any temptation to bring haaland in for Palmer?

[cerulean cape]

Yes

[cedar hull]

i cant unless a hit so not for me

[cerulean cape]

I can't do it with a -4 that i like

[quick dawn]

i think salah haaland bruno looks bad

[lavish parcel]

Salah and haaland are fine

Bruno looks bad

[quick dawn]

im planning on capping bruno in 2 gws

[cerulean cape]

I'm only on salah cap

Fuck relying on shit teams

Looking at you villa

[wanton whale]

This game is shit omds

[cerulean cape]

I left the pub

Cba

[wanton whale]

Don’t blame you

[silent jasper]

Grealish 2nd assist

[quick dawn]

milenkovic and murillo on 3 dcs

why did we buy these frauds

and williams is on 1???

is this a joke

[fleet oracle]

How has there been 3 yellows in the palace Forrest game, and my 2 players both got one

[silent jasper]

cs wiped for Palace hmm

[lavish parcel]

Ffs

[cedar hull]

why would he be on bonus after conceding

[lavish parcel]

Sorry I meant defcon

[wanton whale]

we've been fucking scammed with these forest defs

[lavish parcel]

Lmao

Lacroix needs 2 more defcons for +2 points

[latent depot]

benching Dubravka for Sels vs tired Palace without Eze wouldn't be me

YC is

[cedar hull]

made the right decision benching neco

get punished for it

[quick dawn]

i have 2 players returning in my team

[stone perch]

I assumed you had both

JP on pens will hit on crack

[wanton whale]

skill issue

[stone perch]

Greaselip is interesting

2 assists already

[wanton whale]

wildcard is soo tempting

[quick dawn]

what would ur draft be

[wanton whale]

anything different to what i have rn

[quick dawn]

wdyt of this

mateta can be pedro

[fleet oracle]

Having sels marmoush lacroix and Watkins all blank with this on my bench, yeah it hurts

[silent jasper]

wait is that a BB or?

[fleet oracle]

No…..

[silent jasper]

why JP on the bench

[fleet oracle]

Missed deadline

[elder cargo]

Why was JP ever on your bench lol

[cedar hull]

wtf happened to this whole defcon thing

[cerulean cape]

Fucking kill me

@latent depot

Pickford

Sels faces a pen and he concedes

Pickford saves and gets 15 pointer

[quick dawn]

lol

[copper hinge]

Let me guess, Anderson ending on 11 DC again?

[cedar hull]

keane on defcon but not tark

lmao

[silent jasper]

thought you always like Keane as a short term pick

[copper hinge]

Anderson b2b 11 dc...

[cedar hull]

id did, but went tark and mateta over ekitike keane

[lavish parcel]

Keane is low-key having good games

[cedar hull]

sofascore says tark 11 clearances?

[elder cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-perfect-gif-15232884745301549452

[lavish parcel]

It's Tark who's making these errors

[cedar hull]

same with fotmob what

[lavish parcel]

Tark Defcons wtf?

[cedar hull]

oh shit tark defcons now lol

[summer crag]

two mid table teams, two 11s

[cedar hull]

it just updated

[silent jasper]

Tark defcon yea

just added I believe

[lavish parcel]

Tark you silly Billy

You got me Defcon yet again

[cedar hull]

went from 6 to 11 lol

[lavish parcel]

They prolly didn't count the tackles he made

All sofa score had was 6 clearances

[cedar hull]

nah its 11 clearances

something changed

i checked fotmob and sofa and they both had 11 clearances

[lavish parcel]

I won't say no to +2 points

[modern vector]

anderson got 11 again

but I still kinda want him

[lavish parcel]

Don't take it away please

[quick dawn]

i dont think theres room for anderson tbh

unless you dont get reijnders

[modern vector]

milenkovic more defcons than murillo in every game this season

[modern vector]

already have him

[lavish parcel]

34 with Salah (c), Ekitike and King to play

Not bad

[cedar hull]

30 points 🔥

[lavish parcel]

Wish I hadnt moved vdv in for Esteve and completely fucked up bench order

Would've had 6 from Esteve and VDV regardless

[silent jasper]

nice

[lavish parcel]

Hoping for a King assist or Defcon

[cedar hull]

got just over 70 points in 2 weeks

warra game

[blazing gazelle]

50 with Gakpo, Wirtz and Bruno left

[copper hinge]

22 with Gakpo left

[quick dawn]

35 with king wirtz and gakpo

[cyan dust]

20 with salah(c) wirtz and andersen

[cedar hull]

we are shit lads

[copper hinge]

Dogshit

[rugged meteor]

some smooth brain with TC timber beat your 2 weeks combined 11

[cedar hull]

tc timber alone beat my 2 weeks yes

[silent jasper]

not gonna lie this could be a sign to quit, but are Analcord doing as bad as us?

[cedar hull]

analcord doing worse i think

only cos i dont have dango smh

he gets 13 points from one goal

[broken patio]

Forest being not amazing defensively could've been predictable

If we paid attention to how they looked at the end of last season and weren't just shilling their stats

[hallow anchor]

I was promised defcons

[modern vector]

it's only 2 avoidable goals they've conceded so far

next 4 are all good

[zealous forum]

They weren't that bad

Just a debatable pen, and one slip up

[zealous forum]

Analcord will prevail in the end

[broken patio]

This is what hurts the most tbh

They haven't even been close to defcon

[cedar hull]

bit reactionary saying forest bad defence tbh

0.78 xgc today

1.49 with a pen last week

which is 0.7 open play

its fine

[cedar hull]

pay to win

[valid river]

Facts

Just unlucky for no CS

[rugged meteor]

whats analcord?

[valid river]

Was Rutter injured or something

[silent jasper]

#fpl_news message

[valid river]

Hmmm

I don't like that

Out of my whole team, only player who returned was Petrovic

This is the worst start to a season ever

[lavish parcel]

Can't be that bad

[silent jasper]

at least your overall isn't as bad as mine

[lavish parcel]

What rank on livefpl?

[valid river]

Not sure it's 4am I cba

But it's bad

[earnest torrent]

lucked out getting esteve autosub as well

[silent jasper]

are you in 9M? if not you can't be as bad as me LOL

[earnest torrent]

next week could be a problem though if palmer and rutter stay ded

[cedar hull]

benching esteve is one thing, behind diouf is another

[earnest torrent]

i didn't trust burnley

[lavish parcel]

Simple, Palmer to 7m or under and Kroupi to JP

It was classic's idea btw

I've got Saka and Watkins to deal with so haaland in for me

[silent jasper]

I think Jazzy suggested it

[lavish parcel]

Whether WC or -8/12

-12 if I want JP and Haaland

-8 if only JP or Haaland

[copper hinge]

FINALLY, something to cheer for

[fleet oracle]

Lmao

[tender cipher]

I wished for a Bruno red card

But this is fine too

[cedar hull]

might kill myself

[cerulean cape]

Hahaha

[silent jasper]

true

[cerulean cape]

Not surprised

The way it has gone

[violet temple]

True lmao

The only good thing that's happened all gw

[mighty pumice]

what a start to fpl 🔥

[fleet oracle]

Bruno’s missed pen just put me up 800k lol

[cerulean cape]

Analcord is steaming

[cedar hull]

only return from an attacker this season is still salah last week

[mighty pumice]

how much - is a pen miss again

[lone glade]

siu

needed that

[silent jasper]

2

[violet temple]

Ur probably at a better rank than me still which is crazy

[cerulean cape]

Its a -10 miss

-2 vs 5+3

[keen wren]

Deserved.

[mighty pumice]

gg

[cedar hull]

yeah no

[violet temple]

I'm at 7.5m g

Never been this downbad

[cedar hull]

im at 8 after that pen miss mate

[trail forum]

https://tenor.com/view/bruno-fernandes-bruno-fernandes-bruno-penandes-penandes-gif-20338568

[cerulean cape]

7.7m gang

[violet temple]

oh we're both just terrible fairs

[fathom bison]

Bruno ✌️😭

[cedar hull]

if salah blanks im finito

[summer crag]

Bruno missing the penalty was quite obvious, glad I never got him

[latent depot]

it's ok, I'm finally completing on my house purchase on Friday and have fantasy F1 to look forward to next week, who needs FPL

[violet temple]

Same

[cedar hull]

where do these alts come from

[summer crag]

congrats on the house ! 😁

[acoustic edge]

i’m kms

[thin jasper]

i promise your week isn’t worse than mine

[acoustic edge]

call it a draw?

[thin jasper]

shit i’m actually ahead of you right now i have 2 points from kdh off the bench

[acoustic edge]

i just want a return man

[tender cipher]

😭 😭 😭

[tender cipher]

Still 7.5m

That’s how horrendous my gw 1 was

[copper hinge]

You're battering me

[silent jasper]

Cant beat my 9M rank

[tender cipher]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[mighty pumice]

JP 15 pts return still not making me happy

[tender cipher]

Why is everyone so cooked this year

[copper hinge]

Its this thread

[blazing gazelle]

Bayindir is shocking om corners. Holy shit

[thin jasper]

i’m doing strong at 8.1M

[silent jasper]

Fplcord is also having a horrible week too tbh

[broken patio]

This thread hivemind team is doing pretty shit yeah

Analcord are even more cooked though

Analcord hates Pedro

[trail forum]

😭

[tender cipher]

😭

Holy

[blazing gazelle]

Bro, Bruno didnt do his usual runup… why…

[silent jasper]

Bench player points?

[trail forum]

thats not me lmao

im not that shit

[elder cargo]

People really paid 9m for penalties just for him to miss 😭

[blazing gazelle]

He has missed 6 pens in his career before this.

[elder cargo]

Crazy shit

[blazing gazelle]

Dno wtf happened

[silent jasper]

I paid 9M for Watkins to do nothing too

[blazing gazelle]

He didnt do his run hop skip thing

[copper hinge]

What even is analcord, i've never questioned it for 2 years now

[blazing gazelle]

Looks like the bump into ref got into his head

[modern vector]

meanwhile Mbuemo has only missed 1

Amorim

[zenith jolt]

This is one of the weeks of all time

[modern vector]

just need isak to start out of no where tomorrow to top it all off

[slim bane]

Fuckkkkkk

[cedar hull]

Might fh3 wc4 and kms5

[quick dawn]

bruno wont be off pens will he

[cedar hull]

Nah

He's on them still

[slim bane]

How do I get rid of the nfo mfs

[quick dawn]

wildcard button

[copper hinge]

Nahh bro, next gw is ours

[wanton whale]

hello im back

i hate this game

bruno wouldve had goal 3 bonus and defcon this game

[elder cargo]

Ye shame people paid 9m for him for one thing and he missed it

Tough

[surreal ocean]

im just learning of the penalty miss

[elder cargo]

9m for glorified Igor Thiago

[wanton whale]

yeah you arent wrong

cunha clear

[surreal ocean]

i mean both are dogshit

christ i cant get much unluckier this year

[wanton whale]

that bakar vid omds 😭

worth the pen miss imo

[keen wren]

Esrr

[wanton whale]

?

[keen wren]

Esr scored a goal

[wanton whale]

why you celebrating it

[keen wren]

Dorgu and Bruno cs wipe 🎉

[wanton whale]

no one owns dorgu 😭

[keen wren]

Analcord does

[tender cipher]

1-1 merchants strike again

[cedar hull]

That's king dead

[silent jasper]

Andersen DC
Better than nothing

[cerulean cape]

Everyone gets dc

Apart from forest deds

Defs

Fucking joke

[wanton whale]

cba

[cerulean cape]

Even rodon got it for me

[wanton whale]

bruno the only defcon ive got

[silent jasper]

Same but he was on my bench

[fathom bison]

andersen and lacroix my defcon merchants ❤️

[elder cargo]

Bruno owners must be happy enough

He got CBIT

[wanton whale]

matched thiago for 3m more

we take those

[thin jasper]

we could be on 10 but we get 2 points

[wanton whale]

what a shit week

[cerulean cape]

12

2+5+2+3

[elder cargo]

I hate to say but it’s deserved

Doodoo pick

[thin jasper]

was just being generous with bonus

[cerulean cape]

We bought bruno to score pens

There's like a chance salah (c) + gakpo outscores my other 9 players

[pale tiger]

Yoro I'll take an assist lucky tbh

[silent jasper]

1 bonus too just fyi

[pale tiger]

oh nice

he got subbed out tho for lord maguire

not injury right

[surreal ocean]

and he scores the pen today and he's knee jerked into every team

[broken patio]

We go again next week

[wanton whale]

Double forest defence biggest scam ever

[broken patio]

Ikr

West ham next though

[trail forum]

i tried to tell you guys

[modern vector]

about time bowen got a goal

[wanton whale]

We all thought they’d get defcon atleast

[trail forum]

and murillo is suddenly the worst for that too

[cerulean cape]

Tbh theyve looked good

[wanton whale]

Fr

[cerulean cape]

Fpl is easier at 8m anyway

[wanton whale]

Fucking Bruno man

Needed that pen so badly

[cerulean cape]

I was numb already

[trail forum]

yeah bruno really let me down there

[cerulean cape]

You have pedro bruh

Lots don't

[wanton whale]

This is true but

[cerulean cape]

Pedro outscores my team nearly

[limber pine]

My worst GW ever

[cerulean cape]

Autosubs are highest scores

[trail forum]

any cc's doing well ?

[cerulean cape]

Nearly

[wanton whale]

The people without Salah cap are truely fucked

[elder cargo]

Plenty of this going around fella

[cerulean cape]

Ye

[elder cargo]

Don’t worry

[trail forum]

of course planet fpl are doing well

nerds

but nice FH

gyok captain is crazy luck

[limber pine]

There is no returns beside Porro CS, never experienced so shit GW before

[cerulean cape]

Holy fuck

[modern vector]

only 2 players left to save this gw

[cerulean cape]

Tomi on 61

61 overall

Not this gw

[wanton whale]

Jesus Christ

[trail forum]

thats why he was crashing out

[cerulean cape]

@hollow ermine 😭

[wanton whale]

Was he on no Salah or haaland?

[broken patio]

Yeah I don't understand

Like, if youre not gonna clean, at least get defcon

[cerulean cape]

Fucking Branthwaite

[broken patio]

But no forest Def was even close

How is Aina suddenly the best forest Def for defcon

[cerulean cape]

Ruined my double Everton

[wanton whale]

How tf

Haaland bagged 28 with cap

26

[cerulean cape]

Tomi on salah

[wanton whale]

Ah

[cerulean cape]

Triple pool attack

[broken patio]

Lacroix getting b2b defcon, with 1 clean in there too

[cerulean cape]

Ok he reaches 100 by tomorrow

Wait

Tomi had 25 points after 1st match and now has 61 after the 19th match?

Jfc

[modern vector]

Lacroix, Senesi, Tark could be the play

[twin ice]

good to know that I've taken a -12 and am still ahead of him

[wanton whale]

might -4

or quit

[mighty pumice]

how many FT

[wanton whale]

2 ofc

[cerulean cape]

What are you on

[twin ice]

don't quit, Saka and Ode injuries not as bad as first feared

[twin ice]

103 for these 2 GWs, -12 going into GW3

[cerulean cape]

Cooking

[elder cargo]

Why a -12

77 points from GW1 and 2. One season wonder allegations lurking.

[wanton whale]

pack it up

[twin ice]

well you see, I really wanted quadruple Arsenal, then Saka got injured then I had to do some not ideal pivoting

[elder cargo]

Thiago captaincy next week ☝️

[elder cargo]

Did you captain Saka

[twin ice]

I did

[elder cargo]

Saka captainers did not deserved what happened to us

Punished to death for playing different

He was so on for a big haul

[cerulean cape]

Saka owners get 8 points from 2 gws but need a -4 to sell

[twin ice]

shouldn't have even been different, he was the best captaincy option on paper with Gyokeres being 2nd

[elder cargo]

I don’t personally but my team has even more issues than that anyway

[cerulean cape]

The next 4 gws is shit

And gw1 was shit

Fading arsenal is the least of the worries

Arsenal attack *

Defs still good cos corner fc

[twin ice]

the game has been shit for most, that's why I've just gone a vibes ting

[broken patio]

Us non arsenal attack owners just had to survive gw2

It could've been worse

[elder cargo]

He’s already injured, no need to continue bashing the pick

[cerulean cape]

Pick was fine

Outcome unlucky

[modern vector]

Need to see who the Frimpong to RAN managers get injured in gw 3

[elder cargo]

WC7 plan is out the window anyway

WC4 here we come!

[twin ice]

Frimpong to RAN, Palmer injured, Saka injured, Bruno missing pen, not a great few weeks for popular players

I need Newcastle to do a job for me

dirty fucking mid block

hard challenges

[elder cargo]

A few Liverpool picks combine for like 60+ EO so

[modern vector]

could be a high scoring game

[elder cargo]

We’re cooked fella

Deeper into the red rabbit hole we go

[surreal ocean]

andy is 7.5m ahaha

[cerulean cape]

He's ahead of like 20% of this thread

[surreal ocean]

and behind 70% of people who made their team on deadline day

lol

sod the wc i like my picks the plan remains

[broken patio]

WAIT

WAIT

[elder cargo]

🖐️

[cerulean cape]

How does my friend have 142 with triple pool attack

[broken patio]

9

Bruno missed a pen???

Wtf

[cerulean cape]

Ye

[elder cargo]

Yessssirrrr

[cerulean cape]

'-10 miss

[limber pine]

That Bruno pen swing is actually huge tho

If he scored he would probably been on like 13 points

[cerulean cape]

12

Yes

-10 swing

[limber pine]

Oh yh CS gone

[trail forum]

[twin ice]

Bruno always end up vindicating me, great guy

[broken patio]

Fuck sake man

Yeah he got defcon and so probably would've had 3bps

[hallow anchor]

Get Bruno when I get Bruno and you will be happy

[broken patio]

Did he look good enough to warrant capping next week?

[thin jasper]

not really

[cerulean cape]

No

[broken patio]

Okay

Haaland it is

[quick dawn]

ok

bruno it is

[twin ice]

always has to be Haaland if you have both wtf

[cerulean cape]

Salah perma cap

Every other team is wank

[quick dawn]

im wcing out haaland

[broken patio]

Just took a -4 to bring him in lmao

[surreal ocean]

you on a haaland salah draft beef ?

[broken patio]

0.8 itb

[thin jasper]

damn this is good

[fleet oracle]

Tark and lacroix are the only defenders to get Defcon in 2/2 so far, are they?

[broken patio]

Eh

Depends how much you value wirtz and Bruno

Double forest Def stinking it up too rn

[limber pine]

This better tho

[broken patio]

At worst they can be cash cows, can move to pedro/semenyo etc etc etc

[modern vector]

wirtz is good just not as good as the goalscorers like gakpo

I think the narrative around him changes if he literally just passes to salah and gets an assist for a solo goal

[broken patio]

Points have even shit but I'm not panicking. My team structure is good, I'm happy to take a few hits to move players about instead of pulling early wc

[cerulean cape]

Wc isn't the move

We dont know who's good

Cos theyre all shit

[twin ice]

just have fun and vibes it imo

[modern vector]

also depends how many of these transfers get sorted before the weekend

[cerulean cape]

I will move early

[zenith jolt]

think im rolling

[cerulean cape]

If palmer drops and JP rises

[broken patio]

Yeah it's far too early, even by gw4 I think it's far too early

[cerulean cape]

Better fixture swing at least

But ye

[broken patio]

I'm eyeing up wirtz to Pedro (-4) next week, if needed

I could even do guiu to Pedro, Murillo to 4.5/4.0, wirtz to someone ~6m and move from 451 to 352

Could afford someone up to 7.8m if I did that

So, semenyo

[untold mica]

Is Wirtz predicted to drop tonight

[broken patio]

Yes

[untold mica]

Not good

For my ML opponent

[broken patio]

Wood and Richy rising tonight

Wirtz dropping

Those are the only important changes

[untold mica]

Anything on Mateta

[broken patio]

Nah

He's safe

[untold mica]

Great stuff

Thank you

[cerulean cape]

Oh I got pissed off. Just seen the Igor jesus miss from murillo ass

[modern vector]

only transfer I'm sure of is either Ekitike or Isak in gw4

[valid river]

Bruno missed pen wtf

Wprst

Worst start ever to a season

Wtaaf

[broken patio]

Oh god what

[valid river]

Winning?

[modern vector]

that's unlucky tbh

[valid river]

:)

Love this game

[orchid plank]

Triple forest defence is certainly a choice

[prime plinth]

Wow bruno pen and defcon. I'm cooking again

[prime plinth]

Why did I pick bruno

[limber pine]

Coz ur lurking in the analytics server 24/7

[prime plinth]

True. It was mainly cause I went no salah. Otherwise I'd have ndiaye reijnders Anderson

[marsh palm]

33 with 2 left

Honestly considering everyone else’s struggles i’ll take it

[wanton whale]

jp is keeping us alive

[marsh palm]

“JP”

Brother you mean Tarkowski and Esteve right

[wanton whale]

esteve

[marsh palm]

JP is a really good play next gw

He’s probably my Palmer replacement

[cyan dust]

Palmer to kudus guiu to jp

[lavish parcel]

LMFAO Bruno

[valid river]

Holding on for WC7 😭

Just have to make it

[broken patio]

I mean, 13 pointer if he scored that pen

It's super fine margins

When does Bruno ever miss pens like that yano

I'm keeping the faith but it's frustrating AF

[subtle cove]

What analytics server

[quick dawn]

switch to cunha captain?

[hallow anchor]

Bruno pen miss is incredibly funny

[quick dawn]

i can select anyone in the game and i dunno who to captain

[subtle cove]

Roll a captain

[quick dawn]

probably still bruno ngl

he almost got 12-13 pts

[broken patio]

https://youtu.be/Csg5-OufWL0?si=4mZOGY_B1XcV61rY

Man, obviously I'm gutted to lose to Everton but seeing grealish this happy just makes me happy

Can't help but be happy for him and enjoy the overall narrative of him playing so well on his new home debut

[marsh palm]

do u still have haaland

i'd go bruno anyway

i highly doubt he blanks against burnley at home

[cedar hull]

i almost had hope luck had turned for me with that bs pen

well done boys good process

[thin jasper]

only ok part of this week is i advanced in pick1 i think

[cedar hull]

transfer window almost over and i can unfollow romano